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programmerhumor | 111x6sevil-natas | h7g5vt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,043 |
programmerhumor | ZEPHlROS | h7gbi7k | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 949 |
programmerhumor | Dragon-Hatcher | h7gf2k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone act... | 829 |
programmerhumor | ndxinroy7 | h7g92cj | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | Nerdn1 | h7gqg55 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone act... | 615 |
programmerhumor | metalovingien | h7gcrct | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|sor|>Each having 50^2 exceptions, and so on... I'm French<|eor|><|e... | 328 |
programmerhumor | SongOfTheSealMonger | h7gx07d | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone act... | 201 |
programmerhumor | ZEPHlROS | h7gh8qn | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|sor|>Each having 50^2 exceptions, and so on... I'm French<|eor|><|s... | 167 |
programmerhumor | alexanderhameowlton | h7g6amk | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter*
---
> **Trecia Kat **, @TreciaKS
>
> As a developer, is there a language you dislike?
>> **James Hurburgh**, @JamesHurburgh
>>
>> English. Syntactically garbage, far t... | 136 |
programmerhumor | PottedRosePetal | h7gsqkn | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone act... | 136 |
programmerhumor | Rikudou_Sage | h7gngg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine talking with namespaces.
using namespace article; // the
using namespace pronoun; // my
using namespace do; // did
using namespace time; // yesterday
using namespace prepo... | 134 |
programmerhumor | wugs | h7gkp29 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Esperanto](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto) is probably as close as it gets.<|eor|><|so... | 121 |
programmerhumor | _good_human_bot | h7g6bkn | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter*
---
> **Trecia Kat **, @TreciaKS
>
> As a developer, is there a language you dislike?
>> **James Hurburgh**, @JamesHurburgh
>>
>> English. Syntactically garbage, far t... | 116 |
programmerhumor | Yabebiri | h7h3a7r | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone act... | 115 |
programmerhumor | doctor-5000 | h7h4nyb | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine talking with namespaces.
using namespace article; // the
using namespace pronoun; // my
using namespace do; // did
using namespace time; // yesterday
using namespace prepo... | 107 |
programmerhumor | shymmq | h7gckb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Esperanto](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto) is probably as close as it gets.<|eor|><|eo... | 105 |
programmerhumor | gophergun | h7gz99u | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone act... | 97 |
programmerhumor | jesusridingdinosaur | h7g95cq | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well, you can try the organized and well structured version of it: COBOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | metalovingien | h7gi699 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|sor|>Each having 50^2 exceptions, and so on... I'm French<|eor|><|s... | 83 |
programmerhumor | Jay_Cobby | h7gdxer | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ is the answer that every C++ developer gives. I swear at this point C++ is just stockholming people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | ilikeapples312 | 11dou0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,007 |
programmerhumor | ilikeapples312 | ja9wzdd | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the rep... | 9,825 |
programmerhumor | nouserforoldmen | jaa7oe5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive never seen Goodharts law be so straightforwardly demonstrated. When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.<|eor... | 8,176 |
programmerhumor | Tasty_Ad2480 | ja9ydfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the rep... | 4,756 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jaa1v11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP doing the once a millenia review for this repo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,958 |
programmerhumor | Kapitano72 | jaa5ftw | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has seen this code. And at some point will implement it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,280 |
programmerhumor | retnuh66 | jaaknhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void fakeCoverage(){ ... }`
Well, at least they were honest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,977 |
programmerhumor | VeryUglyHack | jaa20q1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git blame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,889 |
programmerhumor | turbokungfu | jaanpoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive never seen Goodharts law be so straightforwardly demonstrated. When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.<|eor... | 1,552 |
programmerhumor | Neo_Ex0 | jaa8ucn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the rep... | 1,418 |
programmerhumor | ilikeapples312 | jaa3k65 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git blame<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha first things I did once I saw this.
The repo belonged to a different team, and the contributor left long ... | 1,333 |
programmerhumor | BoomerSooner359 | jaaf5f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the rep... | 1,248 |
programmerhumor | nouserforoldmen | jaaqi2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive never seen Goodharts law be so straightforwardly demonstrated. When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.<|eor... | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | HeadToToePatagucci | jaaihui | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Salesforce: Wait. That's illegal<|eor|><|sor|>Where the platform is managed and enforces the metric, thats where this shit happens the m... | 984 |
programmerhumor | RubertVonRubens | jab20tu | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the rep... | 984 |
programmerhumor | lifeson106 | jabn7ja | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void fakeCoverage(){ ... }`
Well, at least they were honest.<|eor|><|sor|>It's self-documenting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 871 |
programmerhumor | monsy15 | jaa9y5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has seen this code. And at some point will implement it.<|eor|><|sor|>I did see a post where chatgpt typed i++; like 5 times ins... | 576 |
programmerhumor | CoffeeDust_exe | jabw64x | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void fakeCoverage(){ ... }`
Well, at least they were honest.<|eor|><|sor|>It's self-documenting<|eor|><|sor|>And self-in... | 529 |
programmerhumor | mrpogues | ja9zptf | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unfortunately found something similar- biggest file around by a factor of 50. Sad days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | Maoschanz | jaakrdj | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git blame<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha first things I did once I saw this.
The repo belonged to a different team, and the contributor left long ... | 509 |
programmerhumor | ultra_mind | e0iim2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,979 |
programmerhumor | Kadude27 | f8emfep | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean impressive for a back end developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,534 |
programmerhumor | SplendidPunkinButter | f8eoefj | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,503 |
programmerhumor | jiven | f8e9t15 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frontend: Waiting for the wireframes.
Backend: No need, took care of it.
UX: Aw hell no.
QA: Styles issue.
Senior: *Revert commit, re-deploy production, card comments.*
Elon: No no, this is perfec... | 849 |
programmerhumor | Unpredictabru | f8f52h9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: block;<|eor|><|sor|>border-radius: 0;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 657 |
programmerhumor | IveDoneItNow | f8fdl2o | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe its a reference to it?<|eor|><|sor|>The unveil began with a hologram saying "Los Angeles... | 484 |
programmerhumor | not_from_this_world | f8ethzt | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Team: Sir, we started the aerodynamics simulation with a low polygon base model, we'll work our way to the full model next months.
PM: We don't have that much time, I already promised to the client a proto... | 469 |
programmerhumor | Superiorem | f8f0442 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean impressive for a back end developer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>- no roof rack
- no ability to attach a front snowplow
Thats what first came to mind
---
Edit: this is getting more attentio... | 372 |
programmerhumor | trickman01 | f8fe0or | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe its a reference to it?<|eor|><|sor|>The unveil began with a hologram saying "Los Angeles... | 324 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | f8eqpbf | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe its a reference to it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | Steffi128 | f8fl2if | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: block;<|eor|><|sor|>border-radius: 0;<|eor|><|sor|>border-bottom: 100px solid gray;
border-left: 80px solid transparent;
border-right: 80px solid transparent;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | Zombie_Pigdragon | f8eq09c | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frontend: Waiting for the wireframes.
Backend: No need, took care of it.
UX: Aw hell no.
QA: Styles issue.
Senior: *Revert commit, re-deploy production, card comments.*
Elon: No no, this is perfec... | 198 |
programmerhumor | TheWipyk | f8esz6r | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't know why you guys are mad about this. *Angular* is the future of frontend...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Butterferret12 | f8f0l5t | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean impressive for a back end developer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>- no roof rack
- no ability to attach a front snowplow
Thats what first came to mind
---
Edit: this is getting more attentio... | 179 |
programmerhumor | TimX24968B | f8ftdgy | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Team: Sir, we started the aerodynamics simulation with a low polygon base model, we'll work our way to the full model next months.
PM: We don't have that much time, I already promised to the client a proto... | 167 |
programmerhumor | alternatetwo | f8ewa79 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Despite everyone mentioning the resemblance, I don't see the similarity between the Tesla Tr... | 165 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | 11aki4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,971 |
programmerhumor | hibernating-hobo | j9snupk | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,735 |
programmerhumor | AllCowsAreBurgers | j9sl230 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup... | 2,253 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | j9snzbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,763 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | j9sl6m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup... | 1,327 |
programmerhumor | dretvantoi | j9sntch | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No need to demolish anything. Just put a Grandpa in front of a networked computer and ask him to install a printer when they get the call. They'll have the whole thing hopelessly crashed in no time.<|eor|><|... | 1,003 |
programmerhumor | hibernating-hobo | j9sq37z | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its primary objective is to operate ef... | 544 |
programmerhumor | FumbleCrop | j9tcqdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>> Dear ChatGPT,
>
> Please write a press release for a company called OpenML that has just fired its Kill Switch Engineers...
## FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
**OpenML Disbands Kill Switch Team to Further Accele... | 339 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | j9sv4ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its primary objective is to operate ef... | 256 |
programmerhumor | gabrielesilinic | j9sly93 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[There's a whole thing about it](https://youtu.be/3TYT1QfdfsM)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | j9snyjg | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No need to demolish anything. Just put a Grandpa in front of a networked computer and ask him to install a printer when they get the call. They'll have the whole thing hopelessly crashed in no time.<|eor|><|... | 250 |
programmerhumor | whenthecoffinbreaks | j9sxwyu | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Killswitch Engineer, my favorite metal band<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | TheNewBorgie01 | j9sryr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup... | 237 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | j9sv03a | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup... | 184 |
programmerhumor | dretvantoi | j9sq3u8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[There's a whole thing about it](https://youtu.be/3TYT1QfdfsM)<|eor|><|sor|>Very interesting watch. At one point he's describing what's essentially a sociopath who doesn't have any empathy but still understa... | 140 |
programmerhumor | Wrong_Bat_9636 | j9smklh | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The code word is a racial slur. So now you're in a dilemma to save people or not use harmful hateful language.
However, it's important to note that the use of passwords to stop bombs or other forms of viole... | 123 |
programmerhumor | TheNewBorgie01 | j9syena | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup... | 119 |
programmerhumor | hibernating-hobo | j9swtuq | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its primary objective is to operate ef... | 112 |
programmerhumor | ICantBelieveItsNotEC | j9t64wc | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup... | 105 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | j9tae0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No need to demolish anything. Just put a Grandpa in front of a networked computer and ask him to install a printer when they get the call. They'll have the whole thing hopelessly crashed in no time.<|eor|><|... | 105 |
programmerhumor | Biscuitathon | j9slugz | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup... | 86 |
programmerhumor | DoublePenetration_ | 11kbboe | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,953 |
programmerhumor | waaaman | jb7ts86 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,380 |
programmerhumor | SirJamesMonster | jb6zmgi | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, let him. Please. It can only help the world become a better place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,430 |
programmerhumor | zenos_dog | jb71bmw | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, not changing the existing API, but instead using a new one to keep the system stable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,225 |
programmerhumor | xanaddams | jb6bscb | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we don't know what we're doing because we fired all the real programmers, but yes, I mean, it's the code that's "brittle"".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,406 |
programmerhumor | Mcbrainotron | jb8h5zz | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|sor|>Id love to help with the rebuild.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,116 |
programmerhumor | C-Note187 | jb6gcnq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>haha. but at least he knows that "Humans are an API to ChatGPT. ChatGPT is an API to Python." and so on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,950 |
programmerhumor | Flastiel | jb7au0y | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he said his goal for 2023 was to write 20k lines of code (in the whole year)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,834 |
programmerhumor | Dustdevil88 | jb7rueq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he said his goal for 2023 was to write 20k lines of code (in the whole year)<|eor|><|sor|>20k lines of quality code is either pathetic or amazing depending on what youre doing. One of the prior projects I was on... | 1,769 |
programmerhumor | armahillo | jb7opq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, let him. Please. It can only help the world become a better place.<|eor|><|sor|>When he rewrites it, hell no longer be able to blame anyone else for the bad performance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,644 |
programmerhumor | CheapEuropean | jb8ite8 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|sor|>Id love to help with the rebuild.<|eor|><|sor|>Please stop pretending you can build... | 1,542 |
programmerhumor | CowboyBoats | jb84nal | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, not changing the existing API, but instead using a new one to keep the system stable.<|eor|><|sor|>If I were an API developer I would simply drop the ramifications<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,529 |
programmerhumor | jackstraw97 | jb7trsg | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he said his goal for 2023 was to write 20k lines of code (in the whole year)<|eor|><|sor|>20k lines of quality code is either pathetic or amazing depending on what youre doing. One of the prior projects I was on... | 1,447 |
programmerhumor | Octaccu | jb81l1x | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jeez this is like watching a comment section on Quora try to build a website<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,306 |
programmerhumor | ikeeptryingtodelete | jb7lqg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon be like "this company sucks"
My brother in Christ, you bought the company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,160 |
programmerhumor | Schillelagh | jb7l6fm | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon: We need a dislike button. Its just the like button in reverse. Get it finished by the end of the week.
Senior dev: Its not that simple. Well need at least month to develop and test the code.
Elon: Figure it out.... | 1,135 |
programmerhumor | CadmarL | jb7q3sq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, let him. Please. It can only help the world become a better place.<|eor|><|sor|>When he rewrites it, hell no longer be able to blame anyone else for the bad performance<|eor|><|sor|>"The users are too far apart from... | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | notislant | jb8dvnr | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|sor|>It makes it extra funny that this bozo owns SpaceX and doesnt think something small... | 996 |
programmerhumor | theWildBananas | jb6flhe | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you buy a company but have completely no idea what you're talking about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 946 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Course7089 | jb70jp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>haha. but at least he knows that "Humans are an API to ChatGPT. ChatGPT is an API to Python." and so on<|eor|><|sor|>Everything is an API <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 815 |
programmerhumor | GrayestRock | jb8ae7r | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, not changing the existing API, but instead using a new one to keep the system stable.<|eor|><|sor|>If I were an API developer I would simply drop the ramifications<|eor|><|sor|>Have they tried fixing the bugs?<|eor|... | 790 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | 12qgcnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,945 |
programmerhumor | Much-Meringue-7467 | jgq3dg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,317 |
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