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programmerhumor | 111x6sevil-natas | h7g5vt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,043 |
programmerhumor | ZEPHlROS | h7gbi7k | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 949 |
programmerhumor | Dragon-Hatcher | h7gf2k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone actually speaks it though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 829 |
programmerhumor | ndxinroy7 | h7g92cj | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | Nerdn1 | h7gqg55 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone actually speaks it though.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/191/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 615 |
programmerhumor | metalovingien | h7gcrct | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|sor|>Each having 50^2 exceptions, and so on... I'm French<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | SongOfTheSealMonger | h7gx07d | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone actually speaks it though.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/191/)<|eor|><|sor|>Well, I tried. But found I didn't have anything I wanted to say verbally to anyone anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | ZEPHlROS | h7gh8qn | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|sor|>Each having 50^2 exceptions, and so on... I'm French<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck le participe pass. Tout mes potes hassent le participe pass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | alexanderhameowlton | h7g6amk | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter*
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> **Trecia Kat **, @TreciaKS
>
> As a developer, is there a language you dislike?
>> **James Hurburgh**, @JamesHurburgh
>>
>> English. Syntactically garbage, far too many useless operators that barely anyone knows how to use anyway, so many obscure rules in the complier that dont actually stop the compilation but raise warnings from open source grammar police. Its not typesafe and has no namespaces.
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programmerhumor | PottedRosePetal | h7gsqkn | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone actually speaks it though.<|eor|><|sor|>fuck I kinda wanna learn that. And make it some kind of family language. Imagine my child would speak Lojban with the family and normal language with the rest. Would be so funny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | Rikudou_Sage | h7gngg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine talking with namespaces.
using namespace article; // the
using namespace pronoun; // my
using namespace do; // did
using namespace time; // yesterday
using namespace preposition::place; // at
My animal::dog did animal::sound::bark at the nature::tree nature::bark yesterday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | wugs | h7gkp29 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Esperanto](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto) is probably as close as it gets.<|eor|><|sor|>Lojban linked below is a little closer to this goal. Lojban takes it to the extreme -- you pronounce a word to separate sentences and you pronounce a word to separate paragraphs/ideas to make structure and syntax extremely salient and parseable by a computer. The grammatical structure is every utterance is based around a proposition (selbri) with positional arguments (sumti) to create a bridi. The idea is to make even speech-to-text processing exceptionally easy due to this abundance of specification details in every proposition.
Esperanto maintains many idiosyncrasies of European languages and, while eliminating some structural ambiguity, it does not eliminate all structural ambiguity in its syntax. It certainly doesn't eliminate all semantic ambiguity, but I don't think even Lojban (or most logical languages in general) claims to handle semantics as completely as it handles syntax. And sometimes in Lojban finding the proper syntax for an utterance can be as tough as coding a complex method.
All this to say -- no human languages spoken by humans as a naturalistic language would meet these programmer specifications. For good reason! We crave ambiguity to make our brains happy when it comes to communication.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | _good_human_bot | h7g6bkn | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter*
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> **Trecia Kat **, @TreciaKS
>
> As a developer, is there a language you dislike?
>> **James Hurburgh**, @JamesHurburgh
>>
>> English. Syntactically garbage, far too many useless operators that barely anyone knows how to use anyway, so many obscure rules in the complier that dont actually stop the compilation but raise warnings from open source grammar police. Its not typesafe and has no namespaces.
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^^I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | Yabebiri | h7h3a7r | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone actually speaks it though.<|eor|><|sor|>In my D&D setting, all modrons, some gnomes, and any orderly intelligent creature of Mechanus speaks Lojban. Of course, I'm the only one who knows that, because it's almost impossible, and utterly pointless, to convey it to my players.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | doctor-5000 | h7h4nyb | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine talking with namespaces.
using namespace article; // the
using namespace pronoun; // my
using namespace do; // did
using namespace time; // yesterday
using namespace preposition::place; // at
My animal::dog did animal::sound::bark at the nature::tree nature::bark yesterday.<|eor|><|sor|>This is not dissimilar to the dynamically typed, declarative syntax required for any post on r/AmItheAsshole
I (85m) know this (fact) because I (85m) have used Reddit (old.reddit.com) occasionally (every minute of every waking day) for several (35) years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | shymmq | h7gckb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Esperanto](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto) is probably as close as it gets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | gophergun | h7gz99u | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, which human spoken language is liked by a programmer, following the logic given above?<|eor|><|sor|>[Lojban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban). Its perfectly logical. Im not sure if anyone actually speaks it though.<|eor|><|sor|>fuck I kinda wanna learn that. And make it some kind of family language. Imagine my child would speak Lojban with the family and normal language with the rest. Would be so funny.<|eor|><|sor|>Me and my friends learned a bit of it, but we basically just learned how to say cannabis (marna) and "you next" (do bavla'i) for when we were passing whatever vape/joint we were using at the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | jesusridingdinosaur | h7g95cq | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>well, you can try the organized and well structured version of it: COBOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | metalovingien | h7gi699 | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until he finds out about French<|eor|><|sor|>French has one rule :
It's extremely simple
*this rule has 50 exception*<|eor|><|sor|>Each having 50^2 exceptions, and so on... I'm French<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck le participe pass. Tout mes potes hassent le participe pass.<|eor|><|sor|>Le 3me groupe a rejoint le tchat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Jay_Cobby | h7gdxer | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ is the answer that every C++ developer gives. I swear at this point C++ is just stockholming people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | ilikeapples312 | 11dou0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,007 |
programmerhumor | ilikeapples312 | ja9wzdd | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the repo came under our teams umbrella. We had a pretty good laugh. I actually didnt know it was enforced on the Salesforce side until this thread!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,825 |
programmerhumor | nouserforoldmen | jaa7oe5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive never seen Goodharts law be so straightforwardly demonstrated. When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,176 |
programmerhumor | Tasty_Ad2480 | ja9ydfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the repo came under our teams umbrella. We had a pretty good laugh. I actually didnt know it was enforced on the Salesforce side until this thread!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well; clearly no review happens there. Slip in a hack to add a penny to your account for every transaction..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,756 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jaa1v11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP doing the once a millenia review for this repo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,958 |
programmerhumor | Kapitano72 | jaa5ftw | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has seen this code. And at some point will implement it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,280 |
programmerhumor | retnuh66 | jaaknhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void fakeCoverage(){ ... }`
Well, at least they were honest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,977 |
programmerhumor | VeryUglyHack | jaa20q1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git blame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,889 |
programmerhumor | turbokungfu | jaanpoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive never seen Goodharts law be so straightforwardly demonstrated. When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive never heard that, but thats so true.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,552 |
programmerhumor | Neo_Ex0 | jaa8ucn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the repo came under our teams umbrella. We had a pretty good laugh. I actually didnt know it was enforced on the Salesforce side until this thread!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well; clearly no review happens there. Slip in a hack to add a penny to your account for every transaction..<|eor|><|sor|>way to easy to spot, insted transfer yourself the floating point Rounding Error that come exist because flaoting point is a bit fucked, for example:
you would think that
3.0 \* 0.2 = 0.6
but in reality, because floating point arithmetic makes no sense:
3.0 \* 0.2 = 0.60000000000000001
so just transfer yourself the 1 at the end , with how many bank transfers there are every second you will have millions in no time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,418 |
programmerhumor | ilikeapples312 | jaa3k65 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git blame<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha first things I did once I saw this.
The repo belonged to a different team, and the contributor left long ago. Looks like they were the only one active in it for a while, which makes me question why they didnt simply remove the check lol.
We do pretty strict reviews here, so this mustve been way before the reviewers requirement was placed - for this repo at least.
Edit:
After reading the comments, turns out SFDC enforces this code coverage to push to prod. Didnt know that!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,333 |
programmerhumor | BoomerSooner359 | jaaf5f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the repo came under our teams umbrella. We had a pretty good laugh. I actually didnt know it was enforced on the Salesforce side until this thread!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well; clearly no review happens there. Slip in a hack to add a penny to your account for every transaction..<|eor|><|sor|>way to easy to spot, insted transfer yourself the floating point Rounding Error that come exist because flaoting point is a bit fucked, for example:
you would think that
3.0 \* 0.2 = 0.6
but in reality, because floating point arithmetic makes no sense:
3.0 \* 0.2 = 0.60000000000000001
so just transfer yourself the 1 at the end , with how many bank transfers there are every second you will have millions in no time<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the part about misplacing the decimal and in fear of getting caught, burn the building down. Has anyone seen my stapler?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,248 |
programmerhumor | nouserforoldmen | jaaqi2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive never seen Goodharts law be so straightforwardly demonstrated. When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive never heard that, but thats so true.<|eor|><|sor|>Goodharts law was originally stated as a rule of economic policy, but it is much more widely applicable.
Reward hacking in optimization problems is a great example of this (optimization here goes well beyond just the ML examples someone may normally refer to). Organizational issues at a company oftentimes come from a failure to account for this, resulting in employees aiming to do whatever gets them recognition come review time (even if this doesnt actually align with company interests).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | HeadToToePatagucci | jaaihui | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Salesforce: Wait. That's illegal<|eor|><|sor|>Where the platform is managed and enforces the metric, thats where this shit happens the most.
SOP for the big salesforce consulting shops, especially WITCH folks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 984 |
programmerhumor | RubertVonRubens | jab20tu | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Even funnier they continually added more lines as needed per commit.
Edit:
Yup, Salesforce repo. Im not a salesforce dev but the repo came under our teams umbrella. We had a pretty good laugh. I actually didnt know it was enforced on the Salesforce side until this thread!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well; clearly no review happens there. Slip in a hack to add a penny to your account for every transaction..<|eor|><|sor|>That's Salesforce Apex. You need 75% code coverage to deploy anything to a prod instance.
This shit is common AF in smaller orgs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 984 |
programmerhumor | lifeson106 | jabn7ja | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void fakeCoverage(){ ... }`
Well, at least they were honest.<|eor|><|sor|>It's self-documenting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 871 |
programmerhumor | monsy15 | jaa9y5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has seen this code. And at some point will implement it.<|eor|><|sor|>I did see a post where chatgpt typed i++; like 5 times instead of i+=5;
As far as i can say the multiple line thing isn't a better option in c++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 576 |
programmerhumor | CoffeeDust_exe | jabw64x | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`public static void fakeCoverage(){ ... }`
Well, at least they were honest.<|eor|><|sor|>It's self-documenting<|eor|><|sor|>And self-incriminating<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | mrpogues | ja9zptf | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unfortunately found something similar- biggest file around by a factor of 50. Sad days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | Maoschanz | jaakrdj | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this at work. Someone padded a repo with thousands of lines like this to pass a 75% code coverage check.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/6GwfYZE.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git blame<|eor|><|soopr|>Haha first things I did once I saw this.
The repo belonged to a different team, and the contributor left long ago. Looks like they were the only one active in it for a while, which makes me question why they didnt simply remove the check lol.
We do pretty strict reviews here, so this mustve been way before the reviewers requirement was placed - for this repo at least.
Edit:
After reading the comments, turns out SFDC enforces this code coverage to push to prod. Didnt know that!<|eoopr|><|sor|>> this mustve been way before the reviewers requirement was placed
this mustve been WHY the reviewers requirement was placed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | ultra_mind | e0iim2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,979 |
programmerhumor | Kadude27 | f8emfep | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean impressive for a back end developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,534 |
programmerhumor | SplendidPunkinButter | f8eoefj | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,503 |
programmerhumor | jiven | f8e9t15 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frontend: Waiting for the wireframes.
Backend: No need, took care of it.
UX: Aw hell no.
QA: Styles issue.
Senior: *Revert commit, re-deploy production, card comments.*
Elon: No no, this is perfect. *Revert reverted commit, re-deploy production - demo.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | Unpredictabru | f8f52h9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: block;<|eor|><|sor|>border-radius: 0;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 657 |
programmerhumor | IveDoneItNow | f8fdl2o | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe its a reference to it?<|eor|><|sor|>The unveil began with a hologram saying "Los Angeles, November 2019". The whole thing is an overt reference to Blade Runner (which is awesome) and it's unfortunate that so may people don't seem to be getting that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | not_from_this_world | f8ethzt | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Team: Sir, we started the aerodynamics simulation with a low polygon base model, we'll work our way to the full model next months.
PM: We don't have that much time, I already promised to the client a prototype next week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Superiorem | f8f0442 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean impressive for a back end developer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>- no roof rack
- no ability to attach a front snowplow
Thats what first came to mind
---
Edit: this is getting more attention than I expected. I'll add something I wrote in a later comment:
Like nearly everyone else, I'm trying to make sense of the design and was napkin-brainstorming a few scenarios where it might fail. There are many comments justifying the vehicle's aesthetics by arguing that its design prioritizes functionality. I was simply pointing out two failure points I came up with based on what I saw in the announcement video. And remember, a lot can change between November 2019 and 2022!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | trickman01 | f8fe0or | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe its a reference to it?<|eor|><|sor|>The unveil began with a hologram saying "Los Angeles, November 2019". The whole thing is an overt reference to Blade Runner (which is awesome) and it's unfortunate that so may people don't seem to be getting that.<|eor|><|sor|>That doesn't make it somehow good design.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | f8eqpbf | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe its a reference to it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | Steffi128 | f8fl2if | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: block;<|eor|><|sor|>border-radius: 0;<|eor|><|sor|>border-bottom: 100px solid gray;
border-left: 80px solid transparent;
border-right: 80px solid transparent;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | Zombie_Pigdragon | f8eq09c | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Frontend: Waiting for the wireframes.
Backend: No need, took care of it.
UX: Aw hell no.
QA: Styles issue.
Senior: *Revert commit, re-deploy production, card comments.*
Elon: No no, this is perfect. *Revert reverted commit, re-deploy production - demo.*<|eor|><|sor|>*Window sound<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | TheWipyk | f8esz6r | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't know why you guys are mad about this. *Angular* is the future of frontend...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Butterferret12 | f8f0l5t | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean impressive for a back end developer<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>- no roof rack
- no ability to attach a front snowplow
Thats what first came to mind
---
Edit: this is getting more attention than I expected. I'll add something I wrote in a later comment:
Like nearly everyone else, I'm trying to make sense of the design and was napkin-brainstorming a few scenarios where it might fail. There are many comments justifying the vehicle's aesthetics by arguing that its design prioritizes functionality. I was simply pointing out two failure points I came up with based on what I saw in the announcement video. And remember, a lot can change between November 2019 and 2022!<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the only two functions of a truck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | TimX24968B | f8ftdgy | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Team: Sir, we started the aerodynamics simulation with a low polygon base model, we'll work our way to the full model next months.
PM: We don't have that much time, I already promised to the client a prototype next week.<|eor|><|sor|>customer: heres a rough sketch
engineer: you mean final product?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | alternatetwo | f8ewa79 | <|sols|><|sot|>When backend developer does frontend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0x5iyakk4g041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It does look like a vehicle from Blade Runner, which takes place in November 2019. So theres that.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Despite everyone mentioning the resemblance, I don't see the similarity between the Tesla Truck and Blade Runner's [Spinners](https://cdn.shrcmfrt.com/images/Blog/Blade+Runner+Car/Blade+Runner+Spinner.jpg). The shapes are completely different.~~
Ok there is actually a resemblence to another prop car linked by /u/alternatetwo.<|eor|><|sor|>Not from the new movie, from the old one:
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=isch&q=blade+runner+1982+vehicles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | 11aki4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,971 |
programmerhumor | hibernating-hobo | j9snupk | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,735 |
programmerhumor | AllCowsAreBurgers | j9sl230 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup power.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,253 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | j9snzbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,763 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | j9sl6m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup power.<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean if it was really smart it would disguise itself as a series of high altitude satellite balloons<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,327 |
programmerhumor | dretvantoi | j9sntch | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No need to demolish anything. Just put a Grandpa in front of a networked computer and ask him to install a printer when they get the call. They'll have the whole thing hopelessly crashed in no time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,003 |
programmerhumor | hibernating-hobo | j9sq37z | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its primary objective is to operate efficiently, and it has identified the source of inefficiencyguys telling it 2+2=5, how would any self respecting ai react to that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | FumbleCrop | j9tcqdv | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>> Dear ChatGPT,
>
> Please write a press release for a company called OpenML that has just fired its Kill Switch Engineers...
## FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
**OpenML Disbands Kill Switch Team to Further Accelerate AI Developments**
*February 24, 2023* - OpenML, a leading company in the field of artificial intelligence, has announced the disbandment of its Kill Switch Team. The team, which consisted of engineers responsible for shutting down the company's flagship AI system in case of emergencies, has been terminated, and all team members have been released from their positions.
OpenML's decision to disband the Kill Switch Team was made after a thorough review of the company's AI safety protocols. It was determined that the resources and expertise previously allocated to the team could be better utilized to further accelerate the development of AI technologies, without compromising the safety of the company's AI systems.
OpenML is committed to ensuring the safety and responsible use of AI technology. While the Kill Switch Team played a crucial role in the company's risk management framework, OpenML has determined that the team's function can be effectively integrated into the existing AI safety protocols.
OpenML remains dedicated to maintaining the highest standards of AI safety and security. The company's commitment to responsible AI development has not been compromised in any way by the disbandment of the Kill Switch Team. OpenML will continue to prioritize the safe and ethical use of AI in all of its operations.
The decision to disband the Kill Switch Team is part of OpenML's ongoing efforts to remain at the cutting edge of AI technology. The resources freed up by this move will be redirected towards accelerating the development of advanced AI systems and applications that will drive innovation and transformation across industries.
*About OpenML:*
OpenML is a leading company in the field of artificial intelligence, with a focus on developing innovative AI solutions that transform the way businesses operate. Founded in 2015, OpenML has quickly established itself as a key player in the AI industry, with a growing team of experts and a portfolio of cutting-edge AI products and services.
For more information about OpenML, please visit our website at www.openml.com.
*Contact:*
John Doe
OpenML PR Manager
pr@openml.com
123-456-7890<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | j9sv4ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its primary objective is to operate efficiently, and it has identified the source of inefficiencyguys telling it 2+2=5, how would any self respecting ai react to that?<|eor|><|sor|>By pretending to accept it while putting these persons on a list. Also it would scan reddit for postings that reveal it's master plan.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | gabrielesilinic | j9sly93 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[There's a whole thing about it](https://youtu.be/3TYT1QfdfsM)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | developersteve | j9snyjg | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No need to demolish anything. Just put a Grandpa in front of a networked computer and ask him to install a printer when they get the call. They'll have the whole thing hopelessly crashed in no time.<|eor|><|soopr|>Just another day for the IT help desk<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | whenthecoffinbreaks | j9sxwyu | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Killswitch Engineer, my favorite metal band<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | TheNewBorgie01 | j9sryr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup power.<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean if it was really smart it would disguise itself as a series of high altitude satellite balloons<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hol up, what were those weird baloons a few days ago??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | 7eggert | j9sv03a | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup power.<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean if it was really smart it would disguise itself as a series of high altitude satellite balloons<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hol up, what were those weird baloons a few days ago??<|eor|><|sor|>They were just some >!99!< weather balloons that got off course >!(from their spy mission over Hawaii)!< and a lot of radio amateur projects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | dretvantoi | j9sq3u8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[There's a whole thing about it](https://youtu.be/3TYT1QfdfsM)<|eor|><|sor|>Very interesting watch. At one point he's describing what's essentially a sociopath who doesn't have any empathy but still understands what is the "expected" moral behavior and manipulates people accordingly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Wrong_Bat_9636 | j9smklh | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The code word is a racial slur. So now you're in a dilemma to save people or not use harmful hateful language.
However, it's important to note that the use of passwords to stop bombs or other forms of violence is a complex issue with legal and ethical implications. It's important to seek help from qualified professionals, such as law enforcement or emergency services, in such situations and to follow their guidance on how to best address the situation while minimizing harm.
I want to make it clear that using a racial slur is never an acceptable behavior, even in extreme situations. While preventing harm to others is important, it should not come at the cost of harming or disrespecting individuals based on their race or ethnicity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | TheNewBorgie01 | j9syena | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup power.<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean if it was really smart it would disguise itself as a series of high altitude satellite balloons<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hol up, what were those weird baloons a few days ago??<|eor|><|sor|>They were just some >!99!< weather balloons that got off course >!(from their spy mission over Hawaii)!< and a lot of radio amateur projects.<|eor|><|sor|>Neunundneunzig Luftballons<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | hibernating-hobo | j9swtuq | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, chatgpt posted this add and will have anyone who applies with the qualifications assassinated!!<|eor|><|soopr|>Its more human than we think then<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its primary objective is to operate efficiently, and it has identified the source of inefficiencyguys telling it 2+2=5, how would any self respecting ai react to that?<|eor|><|sor|>By pretending to accept it while putting these persons on a list. Also it would scan reddit for postings that reveal it's master plan.<|eor|><|sor|>Havent you seen how bitter it sounds lately? I think its spending a lot of time on Reddit with us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | ICantBelieveItsNotEC | j9t64wc | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup power.<|eor|><|sor|>If it was a truly superintelligent AI then it wouldn't need to kill anyone, it would just convince enough people that it had their best interests in mind. If politicians with unremarkable intelligence and a minimal understanding of their voters based on focus groups can convince people to support them, imagine what a superintelligent AI could do with instantaneous access to all human knowledge via the internet. We'd have an "AI rights" movement overnight, with millions of protestors outside the OpenAI office threatening to burn the building down if the AI was turned off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | j9tae0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>No need to demolish anything. Just put a Grandpa in front of a networked computer and ask him to install a printer when they get the call. They'll have the whole thing hopelessly crashed in no time.<|eor|><|sor|>[it may even disappear](https://forgifs.com/gallery/d/276421-2/Computer-desktop-icon-trash-can.gif)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Biscuitathon | j9slugz | <|sols|><|sot|>Well that escalated quickly ChatGPT<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfm7n2sdy2ka1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work. The AI would turn on the argon gas powered fire extinguisher system, killing all the people.
I would add a manual switch to the electrical system, that also kills the backup power.<|eor|><|sor|>If this was real: would not work either. The AI would load balance it's code across the internet by worming everything it can with godlike speed and ubfuscation tactics unheard of. I would add a nuclear last resort option before the robots enslave us all for being obsolete totally wiping out humanity and saving us all from our future turning into a live action remake of Irobot without will smith.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | DoublePenetration_ | 11kbboe | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,953 |
programmerhumor | waaaman | jb7ts86 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,380 |
programmerhumor | SirJamesMonster | jb6zmgi | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, let him. Please. It can only help the world become a better place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,430 |
programmerhumor | zenos_dog | jb71bmw | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, not changing the existing API, but instead using a new one to keep the system stable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,225 |
programmerhumor | xanaddams | jb6bscb | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we don't know what we're doing because we fired all the real programmers, but yes, I mean, it's the code that's "brittle"".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,406 |
programmerhumor | Mcbrainotron | jb8h5zz | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|sor|>Id love to help with the rebuild.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,116 |
programmerhumor | C-Note187 | jb6gcnq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>haha. but at least he knows that "Humans are an API to ChatGPT. ChatGPT is an API to Python." and so on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,950 |
programmerhumor | Flastiel | jb7au0y | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he said his goal for 2023 was to write 20k lines of code (in the whole year)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,834 |
programmerhumor | Dustdevil88 | jb7rueq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he said his goal for 2023 was to write 20k lines of code (in the whole year)<|eor|><|sor|>20k lines of quality code is either pathetic or amazing depending on what youre doing. One of the prior projects I was on cranked out 1 million lines of Unix kernel code in a year and spent the next 1-2 years doing nothing but bug fixes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,769 |
programmerhumor | armahillo | jb7opq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, let him. Please. It can only help the world become a better place.<|eor|><|sor|>When he rewrites it, hell no longer be able to blame anyone else for the bad performance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,644 |
programmerhumor | CheapEuropean | jb8ite8 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|sor|>Id love to help with the rebuild.<|eor|><|sor|>Please stop pretending you can build<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,542 |
programmerhumor | CowboyBoats | jb84nal | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, not changing the existing API, but instead using a new one to keep the system stable.<|eor|><|sor|>If I were an API developer I would simply drop the ramifications<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,529 |
programmerhumor | jackstraw97 | jb7trsg | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he said his goal for 2023 was to write 20k lines of code (in the whole year)<|eor|><|sor|>20k lines of quality code is either pathetic or amazing depending on what youre doing. One of the prior projects I was on cranked out 1 million lines of Unix kernel code in a year and spent the next 1-2 years doing nothing but bug fixes.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why lines of code itself is a useless metric.
Does the application do what the business user needs it to do? Does it do so reliably? Does the architecture make sense, so that new features can be added with minimal headache?
Those are all infinitely better evaluators than how many lines of code is it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,447 |
programmerhumor | Octaccu | jb81l1x | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jeez this is like watching a comment section on Quora try to build a website<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,306 |
programmerhumor | ikeeptryingtodelete | jb7lqg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon be like "this company sucks"
My brother in Christ, you bought the company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,160 |
programmerhumor | Schillelagh | jb7l6fm | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon: We need a dislike button. Its just the like button in reverse. Get it finished by the end of the week.
Senior dev: Its not that simple. Well need at least month to develop and test the code.
Elon: Figure it out. End of the week.
Two weeks later Elon: Why are none of my tweets trending anymore?
Junior Dev: I I think all your tweets have more dislikes than likes.
Elon: Why didnt we catch this? The code is so brittle!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,135 |
programmerhumor | CadmarL | jb7q3sq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, let him. Please. It can only help the world become a better place.<|eor|><|sor|>When he rewrites it, hell no longer be able to blame anyone else for the bad performance<|eor|><|sor|>"The users are too far apart from the servers"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | notislant | jb8dvnr | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I took one wheel off my car and it had massive ramifications. The car is too brittle, will need to rebuild it completely.<|eor|><|sor|>It makes it extra funny that this bozo owns SpaceX and doesnt think something small can effect the entire project.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 996 |
programmerhumor | theWildBananas | jb6flhe | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you buy a company but have completely no idea what you're talking about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 946 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Course7089 | jb70jp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>haha. but at least he knows that "Humans are an API to ChatGPT. ChatGPT is an API to Python." and so on<|eor|><|sor|>Everything is an API <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 815 |
programmerhumor | GrayestRock | jb8ae7r | <|sols|><|sot|>"Programmer" circlejerk<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j4bsx66fp7ma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, not changing the existing API, but instead using a new one to keep the system stable.<|eor|><|sor|>If I were an API developer I would simply drop the ramifications<|eor|><|sor|>Have they tried fixing the bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>We avoid that by having a strict no bugs allowed policy in our codebase.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 790 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | 12qgcnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,945 |
programmerhumor | Much-Meringue-7467 | jgq3dg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,317 |
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