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programmerhumor | WeTheSalty | is1aiyh | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>> npm install is-even is-odd is-number<|eor|><|sor|>npm install is-false
Can't be out there using ! like a muggle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous_Land_6313 | yo893j | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,198 |
programmerhumor | Unusual_Repair8859 | ivcy31e | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><3
Edit: thanks for the awards everyone :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,353 |
programmerhumor | defalt86 | ivcxiz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all about using the number that matters in the context. Legal age is >=18 (not >17) and minors are <18 (not <=17).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,414 |
programmerhumor | jthemenace | ivd7pag | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on the context of what Im doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,059 |
programmerhumor | RestlessAmbivert | ivdaoof | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if (i < 3) and (i <= 2):
Can't be too careful with these things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,971 |
programmerhumor | Bo_Jim | ivczydd | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all about using the number that matters in the context. Legal age is >=18 (not >17) and minors are <18 (not <=17).<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Unless the choice is going to impact functionality or performance, you choose the one t... | 2,772 |
programmerhumor | rock374 | ivczwof | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><3
Edit: thanks for the awards everyone :)<|eor|><|sor|>well to you too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,189 |
programmerhumor | xeq937 | ivdn3pi | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if (i < 3) and (i <= 2):
Can't be too careful with these things.<|eor|><|sor|>if (i < 3) and (i <= 2) and !(i >= 3) and !(i > 2)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,057 |
programmerhumor | Gofastrun | ivdabjn | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all about using the number that matters in the context. Legal age is >=18 (not >17) and minors are <18 (not <=17).<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Unless the choice is going to impact functionality or performance, you choose the one t... | 733 |
programmerhumor | PorkRoll2022 | ivcyd1w | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like to loop backwards...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | lil-rong69 | ivdpy9q | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if (i < 3) and (i <= 2):
Can't be too careful with these things.<|eor|><|sor|>if (i < 3) and (i <= 2) and !(i >= 3) and !(i > 2)<|eor|><|sor|>This guys job is 4 times as secure as mine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | Liljonny11 | ivd6gzg | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like to loop backwards...<|eor|><|sor|>this is how I know which one of my junior devs are psychopaths<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | ivda8nl | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><3
Edit: thanks for the awards everyone :)<|eor|><|sor|>well to you too<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 517 |
programmerhumor | VanillaBlackXxx | ivcy7ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If i != 0 && i != 1 && i !=2
I like the precision of describing each potential case specifically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | steave435 | ivecj58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on the context of what Im doing.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, except that it shouldn't be a magic number. There is indeed a reason that you've chosen that number, so make a variable with that value and... | 395 |
programmerhumor | Skedajikle | ivd5n20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>when using integers they are the same but they do different things when using decimals<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | bmelancon | ivczb6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><3
Edit: thanks for the awards everyone :)<|eor|><|sor|><=2<|eor|><|sor|><=====3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | Donghoon | ivd6c8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all about using the number that matters in the context. Legal age is >=18 (not >17) and minors are <18 (not <=17).<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Unless the choice is going to impact functionality or performance, you choose the one t... | 285 |
programmerhumor | AlwaysHopelesslyLost | ivdiylw | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's all about using the number that matters in the context. Legal age is >=18 (not >17) and minors are <18 (not <=17).<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Unless the choice is going to impact functionality or performance, you choose the one t... | 265 |
programmerhumor | kkirv | ivd1u8l | <|sols|><|sot|>Which one are you<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/172zlftegfy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><3
Edit: thanks for the awards everyone :)<|eor|><|sor|><=2<|eor|><|sor|><=====3<|eor|><|sor|>-8
:(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | ihs_ahm | jtbmg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,184 |
programmerhumor | Koder1337 | gc4mqqy | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,118 |
programmerhumor | chronos_alfa | gc4w30e | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
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programmerhumor | MrPotatoFingers | gc4r7x0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Feature request: Half percent increments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | lmhTimberwolves | gc4zl9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
- 1
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... | 702 |
programmerhumor | Koder1337 | gc4waq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
- 1
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... | 616 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | gc4q5vl | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[found here, with many others that make me cry](https://uxdesign.cc/the-worst-volume-control-ui-in-the-world-60713dc86950)
(Which in turn points back to this sub, and /r/badUIbattles )<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 489 |
programmerhumor | mtck | gc4rq7m | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should really be checkboxes that are disabled unless the previous one is checked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | Ahajha1177 | gc4twdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Feature request: Half percent increments.<|eor|><|sor|>But only 20 bubbles fit on a page, requiring 11 pages (with 100 being the singular bubble on the last page, along with the mute check box)<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 277 |
programmerhumor | Confuzius | gc511w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
- 1
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... | 232 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | gc4yd2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
- 1
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... | 212 |
programmerhumor | IGotDibsYo | gc4tojy | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[found here, with many others that make me cry](https://uxdesign.cc/the-worst-volume-control-ui-in-the-world-60713dc86950)
(Which in turn points back to this sub, and /r/badUIbattles )<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt they star... | 191 |
programmerhumor | InnerRisk | gc54gjo | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
- 1
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... | 185 |
programmerhumor | MrPotatoFingers | gc4vy0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Feature request: Half percent increments.<|eor|><|sor|>But only 20 bubbles fit on a page, requiring 11 pages (with 100 being the singular bubble on the last page, along with the mute check box)<|eor|><|sor|>I see yo... | 178 |
programmerhumor | bibimbapdroptop | gc4no16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Be different.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Airowird | gc54prz | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
- 1
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... | 109 |
programmerhumor | Sgt_Sauris | gc4y0tu | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should really be checkboxes that are disabled unless the previous one is checked.<|eor|><|sor|>You are evil.
You can only ever uncheck the current one or check the next one. And, when you check mute, it automati... | 103 |
programmerhumor | Spajk | gc4xkgx | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[found here, with many others that make me cry](https://uxdesign.cc/the-worst-volume-control-ui-in-the-world-60713dc86950)
(Which in turn points back to this sub, and /r/badUIbattles )<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt they star... | 83 |
programmerhumor | StereoBucket | gc4zttt | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[found here, with many others that make me cry](https://uxdesign.cc/the-worst-volume-control-ui-in-the-world-60713dc86950)
(Which in turn points back to this sub, and /r/badUIbattles )<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt they star... | 81 |
programmerhumor | ZappedMinionHorde | gc4wun7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finally an advanced feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y1bhx3gq3yy51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What hurts me is that instead of a neat 10x10 arrangement they went with what they went with.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse, imagine alphabetical order:
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... | 71 |
programmerhumor | arrr93 | t3aw5f | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,100 |
programmerhumor | IvDin | hyrcgcy | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>ObjC isnt that bad after all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,517 |
programmerhumor | NewWavpro | hyrizp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>first time I heard about the swift ban I thought they were banning russia from using the swift language and was really confused.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,373 |
programmerhumor | Axlefublr | hyri1vx | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like Russians can afford iPhones anymore since their currency is now worth less than Robux<|eor|><|sor|>We can still afford iPhones. It's just that we would rather not have this war not because ... | 593 |
programmerhumor | NMi_ru | hyrl87s | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>first time I heard about the swift ban I thought they were banning russia from using the swift language and was really confused.<|eor|><|sor|>Aww shit now I understand the meme O\_O<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 505 |
programmerhumor | xInfinity24 | hyrjucr | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>ObjC isnt that bad after all<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't get the joke... You can develop iOS apps using Swift and Objective C. However Swift appears to be easier to work with than Objective C. Hence... | 339 |
programmerhumor | repsolcola | hyrs5r2 | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Do you want to really break them? Ban Russia from stack overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | A_H_S_99 | hyrpbrx | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>ObjC isnt that bad after all<|eor|><|sor|>I'm cracking<|eor|><|sor|>Please explain<|eor|><|sor|>From what I understand, swift is a system for money transfer between banks that basically hold up the entir... | 336 |
programmerhumor | Kejilko | hyrlo9r | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>first time I heard about the swift ban I thought they were banning russia from using the swift language and was really confused.<|eor|><|sor|>Aww shit now I understand the meme O\_O<|eor|><|sor|>I though... | 273 |
programmerhumor | xxmalik | hyrnb90 | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>ObjC isnt that bad after all<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't get the joke... You can develop iOS apps using Swift and Objective C. However Swift appears to be easier to work with than Objective C. Hence... | 231 |
programmerhumor | devilfam | hyrclbu | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>ObjC isnt that bad after all<|eor|><|sor|>I'm cracking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | BlazerBanzai | hyrgqut | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You mean iOS devs *in* Russia <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | mickskitz | hyrk3e1 | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like Russians can afford iPhones anymore since their currency is now worth less than Robux<|eor|><|sor|>We can still afford iPhones. It's just that we would rather not have this war not because ... | 208 |
programmerhumor | Axlefublr | hyrk8m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like Russians can afford iPhones anymore since their currency is now worth less than Robux<|eor|><|sor|>We can still afford iPhones. It's just that we would rather not have this war not because ... | 180 |
programmerhumor | Del_Capslock | hyrpbc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>If there was a way to block Russians from playing CS 1.6 theyd overthrow Puntin by Wednesday afternoon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | julsmanbr | hyrp9gn | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>You mean iOS devs *in* Russia <|eor|><|sor|>Spotted the QA engineer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | NMi_ru | hyrluge | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>first time I heard about the swift ban I thought they were banning russia from using the swift language and was really confused.<|eor|><|sor|>Aww shit now I understand the meme O\_O<|eor|><|sor|>I though... | 125 |
programmerhumor | Wekmor | hyrcm1r | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's not like Russians can afford iPhones anymore since their currency is now worth less than Robux<|eor|><|sor|>are we supposed to know what a robux is ?<|eor|><|sor|>Crypto currency for kids to steal t... | 107 |
programmerhumor | mr_hard_name | hyra3op | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah, they won't be able to pay for the developer subscription, right?<|eor|><|sor|>I thought its about Swift language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | TheFrankAnger | hyr9k2t | <|sols|><|sot|>War isn't funny. Hopefully my memes are<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b2nuxx6kbjk81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah, they won't be able to pay for the developer subscription, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | HexR1se | j35ktj | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,089 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | g79xeus | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The grapevine speaks about a guy who disabled all thermal security and let the project run for at 100% CPU on the laptop, until the thing died. Then he gave the laptop back, heat deformed plastic vi... | 809 |
programmerhumor | Killerkarni93 | g79wigo | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just pedal harder. Solved, off to buy a new yacht.<|eor|><|sor|>Found the PM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | road_laya | g79zaxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My work laptop still has the Windows 7 sticker. Along an "intel core i3 inside" sticker.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | InvolvingLemons | g79z4l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The grapevine speaks about a guy who disabled all thermal security and let the project run for at 100% CPU on the laptop, until the thing died. Then he gave the laptop back, heat deformed plastic vi... | 282 |
programmerhumor | hadidotj | g79xy1y | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just run all of the prod docker containers! That's what they are for, right?
Literally was asked that one time...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Scarbane | g7ahvt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just pedal harder. Solved, off to buy a new yacht.<|eor|><|sor|>Found the PM<|eor|><|sor|>The customer: "Could you also *throw in* 173 new features by tomorrow that I've never mentioned before and h... | 264 |
programmerhumor | prtkp | g79zhl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Used to work at a place where our MacBook with 16GB of RAM needed to run a VM which needed around 12 GB to run plus Intellij, Slack and Firefox or Chrome. Setting up the dev environment on the VM co... | 198 |
programmerhumor | johnklotter | g79yhcl | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This project belongs into the cloud<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Tipart | g79zvvq | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The grapevine speaks about a guy who disabled all thermal security and let the project run for at 100% CPU on the laptop, until the thing died. Then he gave the laptop back, heat deformed plastic vi... | 142 |
programmerhumor | linux-nerd | g79ytrd | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The grapevine speaks about a guy who disabled all thermal security and let the project run for at 100% CPU on the laptop, until the thing died. Then he gave the laptop back, heat deformed plastic vi... | 138 |
programmerhumor | WH1PL4SH180 | g7a06m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My work laptop still has the Windows 7 sticker. Along an "intel core i3 inside" sticker.<|eor|><|sor|>Our hospital still has NT Machines...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | pr1ntscreen | g7a4mxy | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The grapevine speaks about a guy who disabled all thermal security and let the project run for at 100% CPU on the laptop, until the thing died. Then he gave the laptop back, heat deformed plastic vi... | 109 |
programmerhumor | GreatBigBagOfNope | g7a5usm | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just pedal harder. Solved, off to buy a new yacht.<|eor|><|sor|>Help me help you. You can have anything you want as long as it fits in our budget. You have my support to do whatever it takes.<|eor|>... | 108 |
programmerhumor | hemispace | g79xok9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just download more RAM (Reactors And Motors)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | markarious | g7aoc7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just pedal harder. Solved, off to buy a new yacht.<|eor|><|sor|>Found the PM<|eor|><|sor|>The customer: "Could you also *throw in* 173 new features by tomorrow that I've never mentioned before and h... | 100 |
programmerhumor | Father_Wolfgang | g7a2atg | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just pedal harder. Solved, off to buy a new yacht.<|eor|><|sor|>Help me help you. You can have anything you want as long as it fits in our budget. You have my support to do whatever it takes.<|eor|>... | 96 |
programmerhumor | science_and_beer | g7a5n0n | <|sols|><|sot|>Just clone the prod stack and u will be fine<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9pa3zrwqggq51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Used to work at a place where our MacBook with 16GB of RAM needed to run a VM which needed around 12 GB to run plus Intellij, Slack and Firefox or Chrome. Setting up the dev environment on the VM co... | 92 |
programmerhumor | Rachid90 | nhh1uw | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,049 |
programmerhumor | Tecc3 | gywdixz | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1319/)
[Other relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1205/)
[Yet another relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/974/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 936 |
programmerhumor | pyrotech911 | gywtgbt | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1319/)
[Other relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1205/)
[Yet another relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/974/)<|eor|><|sor|>Automating comes from Auto meaning self and mating meaning screwing<|eor|><|eols... | 807 |
programmerhumor | Herover | gywzog8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Also, all time is not equal. If all production systems are down, your boss is getting angry and your cat barfed on the carpet, those minutes saved will be gold.
Also if you have to do it 5 times a day it might ... | 268 |
programmerhumor | SonicLoverDS | gywcbl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its all about investment and returns. If you dont automate it itll take 10 minutes every time, but after youve spent those 10 days setting up the automation, itll take 10 seconds every time after that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | Zerafiall | gywfeqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its all about investment and returns. If you dont automate it itll take 10 minutes every time, but after youve spent those 10 days setting up the automation, itll take 10 seconds every time after that.<|eor|><|sor|>I swear even the t... | 203 |
programmerhumor | throwawaybaldingman | gywawy4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Flashbacks to me trying to automate wall repair in Factorio by building a whole network that spans several regions to send repair kits to construction bots*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | skyandclouds1 | gywoq7c | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the part where you still do it manually afterwards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | gywzjl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1319/)
[Other relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1205/)
[Yet another relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/974/)<|eor|><|sor|>Automating comes from Auto meaning self and mating meaning screwing<|eor|><|sor|... | 137 |
programmerhumor | omb-bob | gywl0xt | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its all about investment and returns. If you dont automate it itll take 10 minutes every time, but after youve spent those 10 days setting up the automation, itll take 10 seconds every time after that.<|eor|><|sor|>I swear even the t... | 137 |
programmerhumor | b1ackcat | gywykyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've got it worse than that. Someone on my team wrote this phenomenal tool for managing all our micro services. It's truly a godsend and I don't know how we'd manage the project without it.
But it's a CLI program, and while I don't m... | 100 |
programmerhumor | UnloadTheBacon | gywyqwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1319/)
[Other relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1205/)
[Yet another relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/974/)<|eor|><|sor|>That second one is legitimately really helpful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Mateorabi | gywr9xe | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1319/)
[Other relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1205/)
[Yet another relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/974/)<|eor|><|sor|>I came for this<|eor|><|sor|>Odd fetish, but I'm not one to kink shame. You do y... | 88 |
programmerhumor | ImN0tAsian | gywur05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Flashbacks to me trying to automate wall repair in Factorio by building a whole network that spans several regions to send repair kits to construction bots*.<|eor|><|sor|>I float between project management and engineering and factori... | 69 |
programmerhumor | Eji1700 | gyx3lfd | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Also NOT. BREAKING. FLOW.
I have a process that should be automated, but it's from a vendor and their stuff is currently broken, and so it doesn't.
I have to log in, navigate to a screen, and push a button o... | 65 |
programmerhumor | 911OpenUp | gyx0hgz | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1319/)
[Other relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1205/)
[Yet another relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/974/)<|eor|><|sor|>Automating comes from Auto meaning self and mating meaning screwing<|eor|><|sor|... | 64 |
programmerhumor | miki_momo0 | gywvbrx | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you need to do that task 4 times an hour, every hour, for 8 hours a day, 6 days a week, on a full time job, ***then hell yeah automate that crap!***<|eor|><|sor|>And more importantly, never tell anyone else about all the things... | 59 |
programmerhumor | possiblyis | gyxf60x | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the part where you still do it manually afterwards<|eor|><|sor|>Y tho?<|eor|><|sor|>Because theres one or two issues that need fixing, and while theyre not major enough to warrant a ton of time fixing them, theyre big enoug... | 59 |
programmerhumor | grady_vuckovic | gywdwpe | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey if you need to do that task 4 times an hour, every hour, for 8 hours a day, 6 days a week, on a full time job, ***then hell yeah automate that crap!***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | delian2 | gywquzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh yeah!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pd3g4aymod071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1319/)
[Other relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1205/)
[Yet another relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/974/)<|eor|><|sor|>I came for this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | aykay55 | owigha | <|sols|><|sot|>A fair criticism of the universal language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hw75ug3h4ze71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,033 |
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