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programmerhumor | thedoctorx121 | h54mzkr | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Our company has database tables called aaaaaa and bbbbbb. I assume so they appeared at the top of the list? Just awful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | XTornado | h55252j | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Backup/2018/Backup/Archive/asdfgh
EDIT: Sorry I forgot about "Copy of New Folder (3)" up there.<|eor|><|sor|>What I did to clean up my desktop before I disabled the icons from showing up.
Create an old folder and put everything there and repeat so you end up with this:
Desktop/old/old/old/old/old/old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | LEGOL2 | h54ydl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor|>Ain't that what exactly git is for? <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Git itself IS complicated, but using simple gui for non programmers should be easy enough to do work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | excelbae | h54tx89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Our company has database tables called aaaaaa and bbbbbb. I assume so they appeared at the top of the list? Just awful<|eor|><|sor|>Gross. At least name it aaaaaaa_tablename.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | kaukamieli | h54z56k | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor|>Ain't that what exactly git is for? <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Git itself IS complicated, but using simple gui for non programmers should be easy enough to do work.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Call a meeting for "ways to improve productivity", and lock the doors while you show them what git can do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | rakoo | h55bvsc | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Backup/2018/Backup/Archive/asdfgh
EDIT: Sorry I forgot about "Copy of New Folder (3)" up there.<|eor|><|sor|>What I did to clean up my desktop before I disabled the icons from showing up.
Create an old folder and put everything there and repeat so you end up with this:
Desktop/old/old/old/old/old/old<|eor|><|sor|>Im glad Im not the only one who does this.. MY DESKTOP HAS LIKE gigs and gigs of stuff in it.. in nested folders<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1360/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | TheResolver | h5530l9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor|>Ain't that what exactly git is for? <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Git itself IS complicated, but using simple gui for non programmers should be easy enough to do work.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Call a meeting for "ways to improve productivity", and lock the doors while you show them what git can do.<|eor|><|sor|>"Thanks for coming. So, you all know we store our files on a *server*--"
[CUE CONFUSED SCREAMING]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Mango-D | h54movz | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use the much better version control system:
$ sudo rm -fr /*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | voidox | h55198m | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff is already in use, would you like to rename this to Asdfasdfasff (2)?<|eor|><|sor|>`Asdfasdfasff (2)` is already in use, would you like to rename this to `Asdfasdfasff (2) (1)`?<|eor|><|sor|>;__;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | doejinn | h54ysm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just don't understand git, okay??<|eor|><|sor|>You dont git it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | bobby_vance | kndh6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,490 |
programmerhumor | FunkyTown313 | ghjuj7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,767 |
programmerhumor | Negitivefrags | ghkpczd | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In code interviews I let candidates use the internet to look things up.
I've seen multiple candidates paste buggy code from stack overflow questions instead of scrolling down to the answers.
Some people....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | SharksPreedateTrees | ghkhq56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | PTRWP | ghki3kk | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|sor|>Im not sure why 'function(x+1)' works but 'function(x++)' doesnt.
It sure isnt common, but occasionally people ask why something works (and breaks when you try to change it).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | brixon | ghkx9v2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In code interviews I let candidates use the internet to look things up.
I've seen multiple candidates paste buggy code from stack overflow questions instead of scrolling down to the answers.
Some people....<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even look at the question section. Jump straight to the answers to see if it is related to your issue since the question part can be so jacked up, it just confused the situation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | NimbusHeart | ghjt5ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | htagrmm | ghkmzmq | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|sor|>Im not sure why 'function(x+1)' works but 'function(x++)' doesnt.
It sure isnt common, but occasionally people ask why something works (and breaks when you try to change it).<|eor|><|sor|>It's kind of neat noticing small things like pre and post incrementors and the operations for how they function. Function(++x) actually could work, depending on context<|eor|><|sor|>Code that looks like it might work is the *enemy*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | maester_t | ghkf667 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait... You let your boss KNOW about Stack Overflow?!? How are you supposed to be recognized as a miracle maker now??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | CanICanTheCanCan | ghkgvua | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait... You let your boss KNOW about Stack Overflow?!? How are you supposed to be recognized as a miracle maker now??<|eor|><|sor|>Whenever I have a problem that requires stack overflow I always talk about the solution as 'I got this off the internet and it works' and my boss is always 'cool'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | ghjuvh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**Carla Notarobot **, @CarlaNotarobot
Boss: Where did you get this code?
Me: Stack Overflow
Boss: From the questions or the answers?
[*This post has 48 retweets, 8 quote tweets, and 483 likes.*]
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | KalElified | ghkp5ux | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|sor|>Im not sure why 'function(x+1)' works but 'function(x++)' doesnt.
It sure isnt common, but occasionally people ask why something works (and breaks when you try to change it).<|eor|><|sor|>It's kind of neat noticing small things like pre and post incrementors and the operations for how they function. Function(++x) actually could work, depending on context<|eor|><|sor|>Code that looks like it might work is the *enemy*<|eor|><|sor|>I laughed way too hard at this and Im a systems administrator.
I get this way when something appears too easy to integrate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | Existential_Owl | ghkse9i | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly reminder that posts on stack overflow are **not** MIT licensed.<|eor|><|sor|>The day that somebody gets successfully sued for using SO code will be a dark day indeed for the programming community.
Plus, I'm sure that *literally every software legal advocacy group in existence* (plus bigger players like Microsoft) would be willing to pitch in to help with the defense pro bono if somebody did get a lawsuit filed against them for using SO code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | kolumreto | ghklr7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>low iq: from question
middle iq: from answer
high iq: it depends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | Pwngulator | ghko471 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly reminder that posts on stack overflow are **not** MIT licensed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | WisestAirBender | ghlezgn | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In code interviews I let candidates use the internet to look things up.
I've seen multiple candidates paste buggy code from stack overflow questions instead of scrolling down to the answers.
Some people....<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even look at the question section. Jump straight to the answers to see if it is related to your issue since the question part can be so jacked up, it just confused the situation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. I ain't time to look through them stack traces<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | ItzEpyc | ghkd35m | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: yes<|eor|><|sor|>r/InclusiveOr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | t0mRiddl3 | ghkpqnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly reminder that posts on stack overflow are **not** MIT licensed.<|eor|><|sor|>copy paste machine go brrrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | nixcraft | 6oi0xj | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,444 |
programmerhumor | monster860 | dkhqif1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,746 |
programmerhumor | Sogemplow | dkhutjz | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah yeah i see, it dims a bit" as if its nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,962 |
programmerhumor | 7ewis | dkhy9lf | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah yeah i see, it dims a bit" as if its nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Happens to me all the time. Spent a week making a script that moves backups around.
People think it just copy and pastes something when actually it has triggers, shares the backup between accounts, only touches certain backups, only copies a backup once, automatically sets up the right permissions etc.
Sounds boring but took a lot of effort to get working and will make a lot of people's lives easier at my company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,285 |
programmerhumor | X-Craft | dkhmc2g | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing
But that *is* what happens
Although the *other stuff* is not necessarily the stuff it's supposed to do...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,250 |
programmerhumor | stnikolauswagne | dkhvjba | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spent the last 2 days trying to install a program that just won't cooperate."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 983 |
programmerhumor | Kontakr | dkhy1gn | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then in your next revision you end up not even using that feature <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 919 |
programmerhumor | r1singphoenix | dki1nw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then in your next revision you end up not even using that feature <|eor|><|sor|>So true it hurts...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I always love when people say this, like, I'm imagining someone trying out "Hello World!" for the first time and the computer just bursts into flames<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | unicorntrash | dkhyju8 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spent the last 2 days trying to install a program that just won't cooperate."<|eor|><|sor|>pretty much. Except my boss really doesn't get it. "I don't understand why this isn't done yet. You said it would be done"<|eor|><|sor|>The favorite from mine were things like this: "We are not going to buy this $50 plugin, you can code that yourself, cant you?" later ... "why did that take 3 days, who is going to pay for that?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | the_prepster | dkhy2gw | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing
But that *is* what happens
Although the *other stuff* is not necessarily the stuff it's supposed to do...<|eor|><|sor|>In fact it's almost GUARANTEED NOT TO BE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | daOwenator | dki2d8c | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah yeah i see, it dims a bit" as if its nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Happens to me all the time. Spent a week making a script that moves backups around.
People think it just copy and pastes something when actually it has triggers, shares the backup between accounts, only touches certain backups, only copies a backup once, automatically sets up the right permissions etc.
Sounds boring but took a lot of effort to get working and will make a lot of people's lives easier at my company.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, I'm proud of you. Good job<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not. I'm horribly disappointed in him.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah sounds like copy/paste. We already have that. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | Me4Prez | dkhyh7m | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then in your next revision you end up not even using that feature <|eor|><|sor|>So true it hurts...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | BooBailey808 | dkhwmov | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spent the last 2 days trying to install a program that just won't cooperate."<|eor|><|sor|>pretty much. Except my boss really doesn't get it. "I don't understand why this isn't done yet. You said it would be done"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | non-troll_account | dki0lbj | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah yeah i see, it dims a bit" as if its nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Happens to me all the time. Spent a week making a script that moves backups around.
People think it just copy and pastes something when actually it has triggers, shares the backup between accounts, only touches certain backups, only copies a backup once, automatically sets up the right permissions etc.
Sounds boring but took a lot of effort to get working and will make a lot of people's lives easier at my company.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry, I'm proud of you. Good job<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not. I'm horribly disappointed in him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | stnikolauswagne | dkhzi34 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spent the last 2 days trying to install a program that just won't cooperate."<|eor|><|sor|>pretty much. Except my boss really doesn't get it. "I don't understand why this isn't done yet. You said it would be done"<|eor|><|sor|>The favorite from mine were things like this: "We are not going to buy this $50 plugin, you can code that yourself, cant you?" later ... "why did that take 3 days, who is going to pay for that?"<|eor|><|sor|>Recently had something similar.
"You are not going to spend 3 hours on writing an automatic scrapper for the data you need, we are gonna let an intern copy-paste it for 8 hours"
Result was getting sent a .odt file with wrongly formatted data with spelling errors which I ended up scrapping anyways. A work-day well spent!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 323 |
programmerhumor | AyrA_ch | dkhvuh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[The joy that is CSS](http://i.imgur.com/CkgkWL0.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | Just-10247-LOC | yz8zas | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,403 |
programmerhumor | Osurak | iwyrbdb | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is missing Galactus; the all knowing user provider service aggregator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,821 |
programmerhumor | S1n7h | iwyowqr | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Microservices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,645 |
programmerhumor | funkinggiblet | iwz05jk | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the ad injection to speed things up Elon, it's the only way!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,164 |
programmerhumor | TecumsehSherman | iwzboaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, we have a business model that has never been profitable, our advertisers are leaving in droves, and half the executives have resigned, what should we do to stop this collapse???"
"Better do a code review. It's probably the software engineers' fault."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,629 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | iwyt75b | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This seems to be a bird view of Twitter's HLD, this is a design I would draw in a 45 min system design interview, no one should take business decisions with this info lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Insubordination. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,150 |
programmerhumor | funciton | iwyovo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This strikes me as something you should be very familiar with *before* shutting down 80% of microservices.
By the way, this still fails to explain what happens in the other 1199 requests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | OldBob10 | iwyvheq | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Simple enough. Elon will have this streamlined by Monday, easy! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,970 |
programmerhumor | q0mb9l236oxkae43ih6p | iwzhhwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is missing Galactus; the all knowing user provider service aggregator<|eor|><|sor|>First we have to find the users name, so we query the bingo API, because bingo knows everybody's name-o<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,948 |
programmerhumor | Romejanic | iwz5fhn | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>While the software behind apps is important, understanding Twitter on this level is totally irrelevant for Elon. Twitter wasnt broken as a technical product<|eor|><|sor|>Of all the problems with Twitter he could try and address he picked the one thing which isnt a problem: Twitters actual tech stack<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,800 |
programmerhumor | AXISMGT | iwywzwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Microservices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ)<|eor|><|sor|>Praise be to Galactus, all-knower of everything except for the past and ISO Timestamps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,508 |
programmerhumor | am_I_a_clown_to_you | iwysux4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is missing Galactus; the all knowing user provider service aggregator<|eor|><|sor|>Galactus is pain. You think you what it takes to tell the user it's the birthday?
You know Nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,349 |
programmerhumor | Just-10247-LOC | iwyn1of | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Elon just posted this, showing his 10 PM team of (Tesla?) software engineers finishing up at 1:30 AM. I work in defense embedded software and know nothing about web apps. But, if I had been hired to work there, this is sort of what a co-worker might show me on day one to help get me started. Really basic stuff here, Elon.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,258 |
programmerhumor | antigony_trieste | iwzzwap | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, we have a business model that has never been profitable, our advertisers are leaving in droves, and half the executives have resigned, what should we do to stop this collapse???"
"Better do a code review. It's probably the software engineers' fault."<|eor|><|sor|>hey look, someone just summarized the entire tech industry in under 50 words<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,191 |
programmerhumor | scttw | iwzb1nr | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone who actually has a working whiteboard marker, please report to the 10th floor."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,136 |
programmerhumor | mailmeoffers | iwysip8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey Siri, show me a guy in way over his head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,006 |
programmerhumor | No_Carpet7125 | iwywanx | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Needs more macroservices. Just combine all those microservices into one big service and the architecture is much simpler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 981 |
programmerhumor | redboundary | iwyytfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only people in the group photo Elon posted are 20 somethings. Everybody with experience already left lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | njinja10 | q6v6g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,382 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | hgepxib | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,165 |
programmerhumor | fatrobin72 | hgeqca1 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,760 |
programmerhumor | BourbonTall | hgehrlt | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Palindate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,394 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | hgeye7g | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. We have entered a spectacular binary star system in the Kavis Alpha sector on a most critical mission of astrophysical research.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,046 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | hgfo8kc | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why duplicate year and month? You can just split them nicely:
yy m dd m yy
Today is 20 1 13 0 21.
Easy, eh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | augustuen | hgf1cxd | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|sor|>I love that the title text is talking about charging being standardized with USB, but it's talking about *micro USB*. It does actually feel like we might have been able to agree on it now with USB-C though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | starvsion | hgepsr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think even Americans can agree to yyyy-mm-dd
It's just disagreement when you put year last<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | ekolis | hgezq1m | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Palindate<|eor|><|sor|>No thanks, she's too old for me...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | theroflcoptr | hgf687h | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. We have entered a spectacular binary star system in the Kavis Alpha sector on a most critical mission of astrophysical research.<|eor|><|sor|>Shut up, Wesley<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | Wanna_make_cash | hgf2vef | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|sor|>I love that the title text is talking about charging being standardized with USB, but it's talking about *micro USB*. It does actually feel like we might have been able to agree on it now with USB-C though.<|eor|><|sor|>Just you wait, someone's going to make a USB-D sooner or later<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | hgfqnp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Thanks I'm not going to use it". Says every programmer who speaks any language.<|eor|><|sor|>Only programmers speaking English will say this. For example, German programmers will say Danke, ich will es nicht benutzen. and Spanish programmers will say Gracias, no voy a utilizar esto.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | hgex9f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|sor|>Excellent human!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | hgf6p25 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think even Americans can agree to yyyy-mm-dd
It's just disagreement when you put year last<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer dm/yymd/yy<|eor|><|sor|>11/2003/21?<|eor|><|sor|>31/2001/21 actually, the first and second day digits are switched too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | 4sventy | hgevqpn | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Thanks I'm not going to use it". Says every programmer who speaks any language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | kinky_octopus | hgg8sxc | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why duplicate year and month? You can just split them nicely:
yy m dd m yy
Today is 20 1 13 0 21.
Easy, eh?<|eor|><|sor|>Someone stop him!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | aaronfranke | hgfbp04 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Palindate<|eor|><|sor|>2021-10-11-01-1202<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | oktin | hgeko1p | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dd mm yyyy mm dd is more efficient<|eor|><|sor|>But won't sort correctly when alphabatised. We can fix that by adding yyyy mm to the start.
yyyy mm dd mm yyyy mm dd is the new standard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | napolux | c1893l | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,376 |
programmerhumor | izuzusan | erbgzrd | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,815 |
programmerhumor | nodnarbiter | erbhz0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Like an Asian Leslie Nielsen style movie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 955 |
programmerhumor | ner0_m | erbgmya | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>How is that movie called, it looks hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 752 |
programmerhumor | pcseeker | erbum0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's a HK movie, kind of a James Bond parody, and as true to HK cinema absolutely hilarious if you can dig absurdity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | xlit72 | erbh2bc | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>How is that movie called, it looks hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>From Beijing with love (1994)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | flargenhargen | erblpyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Like an Asian Leslie Nielsen style movie.<|eor|><|sor|>you must watch kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer.
hardest I ever laughed in a movie theater was during the kung fu hustle knife fight scene.
>Who's throwing handles??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | ctgiese | erbkhc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>How is that movie called, it looks hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>From Beijing with love (1994)<|eor|><|sor|>Had to be a Stephen Chow movie, you can smell that from a mile away. So good!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | Mastersord | erbzjal | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's a HK movie, kind of a James Bond parody, and as true to HK cinema absolutely hilarious if you can dig absurdity.<|eor|><|sor|>So something like Naked Gun or Top Secret?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | BubsyFanboy | erbmflg | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Using an unfamiliar language be like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | yafeihk2004 | erbtr6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Love from HK, I can guarantee you it is. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | not_whiney | erbpn97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Like an Asian Leslie Nielsen style movie.<|eor|><|sor|>you must watch kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer.
hardest I ever laughed in a movie theater was during the kung fu hustle knife fight scene.
>Who's throwing handles??<|eor|><|sor|>Quote from Bill Murray interview in GQ in 2010
​
\> Unfortunately, the last time I watched it was right after *Kung Fu Hustle*, which is the supreme achievement of the modern age in terms of comedy.
​
\>Kung FU Hustle?
​
\>It's not even close. *Quick Change* after it looked like a home movie. It looked like a fucking *high school film*. I was like, "Oh *man*, I just saw this thing," and "*God*, that's just staggering, just staggering. That movie is just *AHHHHHH!*" And when I saw that, I was like: That. Just. Happened. There should have been a day of mourning for American comedy the day that movie came out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | wellshitiguessnot | ercl5a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's a HK movie, kind of a James Bond parody, and as true to HK cinema absolutely hilarious if you can dig absurdity.<|eor|><|sor|>So something like Naked Gun or Top Secret?<|eor|><|sor|>It is a parody of those secret agent movies but with more sarcastic elements towards Chinese government like corruption and more absurd story plot<|eor|><|sor|>Hong Kong, to the outside world, it's the place where even China can't stand China but it's kind of not actually China because the British did a thing and it's weird and China is like "I'm your father" and Hong Kong is all like "fuck you you're not my real dad" and it's sad and everyone just wants them to be allowed to be happy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | AxelMontini | erbmr5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Using an unfamiliar language be like<|eor|><|sor|>* Me trying to understand and fix my school's PHP website that has been broken for the past 2 years but no one noticed until I had to migrate to PHP 7...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | wibblewafs | erbx2ro | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Using an unfamiliar language be like<|eor|><|sor|>* Me trying to understand and fix my school's PHP website that has been broken for the past 2 years but no one noticed until I had to migrate to PHP 7...<|eor|><|sor|>Just replace all the code with a page that says "Error establishing database connection", that should get it behaving as it used to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | ultranoobian | erbkvrr | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>At least repost it with the with-audio version
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/c16juh/when_your_opponents_mixups_are_too_strong/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | shadyshadok | erbhki0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh the good ol Stephen Chow humor!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | flightsin | 9g5grd | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,318 |
programmerhumor | glha | e61oihk | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,721 |
programmerhumor | KPilkie01 | e61ktgc | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,753 |
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