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programmerhumor | thedoctorx121 | h54mzkr | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Our company has database tables called aaaaaa and bbbbbb. I assume so they appeared at the top of the list? Just awful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | XTornado | h55252j | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Backup/2018/Backup/Archive/asdfgh
EDIT: Sorry I forgot about "Copy of New Folder (3)" up there.<|eor|><|sor|>What I did to clean up my desktop before I disabled the icons from showing up.
Create an old folder and put everything there and... | 236 |
programmerhumor | LEGOL2 | h54ydl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor... | 204 |
programmerhumor | excelbae | h54tx89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Our company has database tables called aaaaaa and bbbbbb. I assume so they appeared at the top of the list? Just awful<|eor|><|sor|>Gross. At least name it aaaaaaa_tablename.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | kaukamieli | h54z56k | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor... | 137 |
programmerhumor | rakoo | h55bvsc | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Backup/2018/Backup/Archive/asdfgh
EDIT: Sorry I forgot about "Copy of New Folder (3)" up there.<|eor|><|sor|>What I did to clean up my desktop before I disabled the icons from showing up.
Create an old folder and put everything there and... | 131 |
programmerhumor | TheResolver | h5530l9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor... | 126 |
programmerhumor | Mango-D | h54movz | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use the much better version control system:
$ sudo rm -fr /*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | voidox | h55198m | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff is already in use, would you like to rename this to Asdfasdfasff (2)?<|eor|><|sor|>`Asdfasdfasff (2)` is already in use, would you like to rename this to `Asdfasdfasff (2) (1)`?<|eor|><|sor|>;__;<|eo... | 113 |
programmerhumor | doejinn | h54ysm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just don't understand git, okay??<|eor|><|sor|>You dont git it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | bobby_vance | kndh6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,490 |
programmerhumor | FunkyTown313 | ghjuj7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,767 |
programmerhumor | Negitivefrags | ghkpczd | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In code interviews I let candidates use the internet to look things up.
I've seen multiple candidates paste buggy code from stack overflow questions instead of scrolling down to the answers.
Some people....<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 852 |
programmerhumor | SharksPreedateTrees | ghkhq56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | PTRWP | ghki3kk | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|sor|>Im not sure why 'function(x+1)' works but 'function(x++)' doesnt.
It sure isnt common, but occasionally people ask ... | 596 |
programmerhumor | brixon | ghkx9v2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In code interviews I let candidates use the internet to look things up.
I've seen multiple candidates paste buggy code from stack overflow questions instead of scrolling down to the answers.
Some people....<|eor|><|sor|>I don't ev... | 494 |
programmerhumor | NimbusHeart | ghjt5ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | htagrmm | ghkmzmq | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|sor|>Im not sure why 'function(x+1)' works but 'function(x++)' doesnt.
It sure isnt common, but occasionally people ask ... | 373 |
programmerhumor | maester_t | ghkf667 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait... You let your boss KNOW about Stack Overflow?!? How are you supposed to be recognized as a miracle maker now??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | CanICanTheCanCan | ghkgvua | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait... You let your boss KNOW about Stack Overflow?!? How are you supposed to be recognized as a miracle maker now??<|eor|><|sor|>Whenever I have a problem that requires stack overflow I always talk about the solution as 'I got thi... | 117 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | ghjuvh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**Carla Notarobot **, @CarlaNotarobot
Boss: Where did you get this code?
Me: Stack Overflow
Boss: From the questions or the answers?
[*This post has 48 retweets, 8 quote tweets, and 483... | 110 |
programmerhumor | KalElified | ghkp5ux | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it works, the question. If it's broken, the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>When does the question ever work<|eor|><|sor|>Im not sure why 'function(x+1)' works but 'function(x++)' doesnt.
It sure isnt common, but occasionally people ask ... | 108 |
programmerhumor | Existential_Owl | ghkse9i | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly reminder that posts on stack overflow are **not** MIT licensed.<|eor|><|sor|>The day that somebody gets successfully sued for using SO code will be a dark day indeed for the programming community.
Plus, I'm sure that *lite... | 104 |
programmerhumor | kolumreto | ghklr7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>low iq: from question
middle iq: from answer
high iq: it depends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | Pwngulator | ghko471 | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly reminder that posts on stack overflow are **not** MIT licensed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | WisestAirBender | ghlezgn | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In code interviews I let candidates use the internet to look things up.
I've seen multiple candidates paste buggy code from stack overflow questions instead of scrolling down to the answers.
Some people....<|eor|><|sor|>I don't ev... | 92 |
programmerhumor | ItzEpyc | ghkd35m | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: yes<|eor|><|sor|>r/InclusiveOr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | t0mRiddl3 | ghkpqnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Solid burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4rxxlxtkre861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly reminder that posts on stack overflow are **not** MIT licensed.<|eor|><|sor|>copy paste machine go brrrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | nixcraft | 6oi0xj | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,444 |
programmerhumor | monster860 | dkhqif1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,746 |
programmerhumor | Sogemplow | dkhutjz | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah ye... | 1,962 |
programmerhumor | 7ewis | dkhy9lf | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah ye... | 1,285 |
programmerhumor | X-Craft | dkhmc2g | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing
But that *is* what happens
Although the *other stuff* is not necessarily the stuff it's supposed to do...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,250 |
programmerhumor | stnikolauswagne | dkhvjba | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spen... | 983 |
programmerhumor | Kontakr | dkhy1gn | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then in your next revision you end up not even using that feature <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 919 |
programmerhumor | r1singphoenix | dki1nw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then in your next revision you end up not even using that feature <|eor|><|sor|>So true it hurts...<|... | 491 |
programmerhumor | unicorntrash | dkhyju8 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spen... | 466 |
programmerhumor | the_prepster | dkhy2gw | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing
But that *is* what happens
Although the *other stuff* is not necessarily the stuff it's supposed to do...<|eor|><|sor|>In fact it's almost ... | 412 |
programmerhumor | daOwenator | dki2d8c | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah ye... | 407 |
programmerhumor | Me4Prez | dkhyh7m | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then in your next revision you end up not even using that feature <|eor|><|sor|>So true it hurts...<|... | 385 |
programmerhumor | BooBailey808 | dkhwmov | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spen... | 364 |
programmerhumor | non-troll_account | dki0lbj | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then you try to explain to people why you're so excited or you want to share it and you're like "Look! I made the gamma pulse slightly when you get a notification so you can't miss it!" and they're like "ah ye... | 342 |
programmerhumor | stnikolauswagne | dkhzi34 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always fun to give an update of my progress to my (non programmer)-boss. Some days I can tell him "Well, I finished half the features I had scheduled for the next week in one day" and other times its "Well, I spen... | 323 |
programmerhumor | AyrA_ch | dkhvuh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What people think coding is...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nxwv2c0fsaz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
So true.....<|eor|><|sor|>[The joy that is CSS](http://i.imgur.com/CkgkWL0.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | Just-10247-LOC | yz8zas | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,403 |
programmerhumor | Osurak | iwyrbdb | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is missing Galactus; the all knowing user provider service aggregator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,821 |
programmerhumor | S1n7h | iwyowqr | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Microservices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,645 |
programmerhumor | funkinggiblet | iwz05jk | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Remove the ad injection to speed things up Elon, it's the only way!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,164 |
programmerhumor | TecumsehSherman | iwzboaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, we have a business model that has never been profitable, our advertisers are leaving in droves, and half the executives have resigned, what should we do to stop this collapse???"
"Better ... | 3,629 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | iwyt75b | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This seems to be a bird view of Twitter's HLD, this is a design I would draw in a 45 min system design interview, no one should take business decisions with this info lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Insubordi... | 3,150 |
programmerhumor | funciton | iwyovo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This strikes me as something you should be very familiar with *before* shutting down 80% of microservices.
By the way, this still fails to explain what happens in the other 1199 requests.<|eor|... | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | OldBob10 | iwyvheq | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Simple enough. Elon will have this streamlined by Monday, easy! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,970 |
programmerhumor | q0mb9l236oxkae43ih6p | iwzhhwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is missing Galactus; the all knowing user provider service aggregator<|eor|><|sor|>First we have to find the users name, so we query the bingo API, because bingo knows everybody's name-o<|eor... | 1,948 |
programmerhumor | Romejanic | iwz5fhn | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>While the software behind apps is important, understanding Twitter on this level is totally irrelevant for Elon. Twitter wasnt broken as a technical product<|eor|><|sor|>Of all the problems with... | 1,800 |
programmerhumor | AXISMGT | iwywzwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Microservices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ)<|eor|><|sor|>Praise be to Galactus, all-knower of everything except for the past and ISO Timestamps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,508 |
programmerhumor | am_I_a_clown_to_you | iwysux4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is missing Galactus; the all knowing user provider service aggregator<|eor|><|sor|>Galactus is pain. You think you what it takes to tell the user it's the birthday?
You know Nothing.<|eor|>... | 1,349 |
programmerhumor | Just-10247-LOC | iwyn1of | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Elon just posted this, showing his 10 PM team of (Tesla?) software engineers finishing up at 1:30 AM. I work in defense embedded software and know nothing about web apps. But, if I had been hi... | 1,258 |
programmerhumor | antigony_trieste | iwzzwap | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Sir, we have a business model that has never been profitable, our advertisers are leaving in droves, and half the executives have resigned, what should we do to stop this collapse???"
"Better ... | 1,191 |
programmerhumor | scttw | iwzb1nr | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone who actually has a working whiteboard marker, please report to the 10th floor."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,136 |
programmerhumor | mailmeoffers | iwysip8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey Siri, show me a guy in way over his head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,006 |
programmerhumor | No_Carpet7125 | iwywanx | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Needs more macroservices. Just combine all those microservices into one big service and the architecture is much simpler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 981 |
programmerhumor | redboundary | iwyytfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Elon's 10 PM Whiteboard... "Twitter for Dummies"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oxn1q6iayv0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only people in the group photo Elon posted are 20 somethings. Everybody with experience already left lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | njinja10 | q6v6g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,382 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | hgepxib | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,165 |
programmerhumor | fatrobin72 | hgeqca1 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,760 |
programmerhumor | BourbonTall | hgehrlt | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Palindate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,394 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | hgeye7g | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. We have entered a spectacular binary star system in the Kavis Alpha sector on a most critical mission of astrophysical research.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,046 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | hgfo8kc | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why duplicate year and month? You can just split them nicely:
yy m dd m yy
Today is 20 1 13 0 21.
Easy, eh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 638 |
programmerhumor | augustuen | hgf1cxd | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|sor|>I love that the title text is talking about charging being standardize... | 430 |
programmerhumor | starvsion | hgepsr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think even Americans can agree to yyyy-mm-dd
It's just disagreement when you put year last<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | ekolis | hgezq1m | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Palindate<|eor|><|sor|>No thanks, she's too old for me...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | theroflcoptr | hgf687h | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. We have entered a spectacular binary star system in the Kavis Alpha sector on a most critical mission of astrophysical research.<|eor|><|sor|>Shut up, Wesley<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 332 |
programmerhumor | Wanna_make_cash | hgf2vef | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|sor|>I love that the title text is talking about charging being standardize... | 321 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | hgfqnp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Thanks I'm not going to use it". Says every programmer who speaks any language.<|eor|><|sor|>Only programmers speaking English will say this. For example, German programmers will say Danke, ich will es nicht benutzen. and Spanish... | 249 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | hgex9f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And now, we have 15 new standards. Someone, please insert the relevant xkcd, thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>An olde but good one... https://xkcd.com/927/<|eor|><|sor|>Excellent human!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | hgf6p25 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think even Americans can agree to yyyy-mm-dd
It's just disagreement when you put year last<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer dm/yymd/yy<|eor|><|sor|>11/2003/21?<|eor|><|sor|>31/2001/21 actually, the first and second day digits are switche... | 221 |
programmerhumor | 4sventy | hgevqpn | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Thanks I'm not going to use it". Says every programmer who speaks any language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | kinky_octopus | hgg8sxc | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why duplicate year and month? You can just split them nicely:
yy m dd m yy
Today is 20 1 13 0 21.
Easy, eh?<|eor|><|sor|>Someone stop him!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | aaronfranke | hgfbp04 | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Palindate<|eor|><|sor|>2021-10-11-01-1202<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | oktin | hgeko1p | <|sols|><|sot|>bullet proof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2xvkq3z3z2t71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dd mm yyyy mm dd is more efficient<|eor|><|sor|>But won't sort correctly when alphabatised. We can fix that by adding yyyy mm to the start.
yyyy mm dd mm yyyy mm dd is the new standard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | napolux | c1893l | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,376 |
programmerhumor | izuzusan | erbgzrd | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,815 |
programmerhumor | nodnarbiter | erbhz0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Like an Asian Leslie Nielsen style movie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 955 |
programmerhumor | ner0_m | erbgmya | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>How is that movie called, it looks hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 752 |
programmerhumor | pcseeker | erbum0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's a HK movie, kind of a James Bond parody, and as true to HK cinema absolutely hilarious if yo... | 691 |
programmerhumor | xlit72 | erbh2bc | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>How is that movie called, it looks hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>From Beijing with love (1994)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | flargenhargen | erblpyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Like an Asian Leslie Nielsen style movie.<|eor|><|sor|>you must watch kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer.
hardest I ever laughed in a movie theater was during the kung fu hustle knife fight scene.
>Who's throwin... | 409 |
programmerhumor | ctgiese | erbkhc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>How is that movie called, it looks hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>From Beijing with love (1994)<|eor|><|sor|>Had to be a Stephen Chow movie, you can smell that from a mile away. So good!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | Mastersord | erbzjal | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's a HK movie, kind of a James Bond parody, and as true to HK cinema absolutely hilarious if yo... | 211 |
programmerhumor | BubsyFanboy | erbmflg | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Using an unfamiliar language be like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | yafeihk2004 | erbtr6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Love from HK, I can guarantee you it is. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | not_whiney | erbpn97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Like an Asian Leslie Nielsen style movie.<|eor|><|sor|>you must watch kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer.
hardest I ever laughed in a movie theater was during the kung fu hustle knife fight scene.
>Who's throwin... | 164 |
programmerhumor | wellshitiguessnot | ercl5a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Is from the movie [From Beijing with Love](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109962/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's a HK movie, kind of a James Bond parody, and as true to HK cinema absolutely hilarious if yo... | 141 |
programmerhumor | AxelMontini | erbmr5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Using an unfamiliar language be like<|eor|><|sor|>* Me trying to understand and fix my school's PHP website that has been broken for the past 2 years but no one noticed until I had to migrate to PHP 7...<|eor|><|eol... | 135 |
programmerhumor | wibblewafs | erbx2ro | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Using an unfamiliar language be like<|eor|><|sor|>* Me trying to understand and fix my school's PHP website that has been broken for the past 2 years but no one noticed until I had to migrate to PHP 7...<|eor|><|sor... | 126 |
programmerhumor | ultranoobian | erbkvrr | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>At least repost it with the with-audio version
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/c16juh/when_your_opponents_mixups_are_too_strong/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | shadyshadok | erbhki0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Working with someone elses code<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7m3aepg5wo431<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh the good ol Stephen Chow humor!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | flightsin | 9g5grd | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,318 |
programmerhumor | glha | e61oihk | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,721 |
programmerhumor | KPilkie01 | e61ktgc | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,753 |
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