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programmerhumor | jb2386 | dt7sjta | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|sor|>Where do I send my money?<|eor|><|sor|>If it's actually the only real and valuable currency, g... | 441 |
programmerhumor | hijinked | dt7rc0v | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Iced Tea Company changed their name to "long blockchain" and their stock rose 275%. Literally...<|eor|><|sor|>Totally not a bubble. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | FingerMilk | dt7tf34 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Iced Tea Company changed their name to "long blockchain" and their stock rose 275%. Literally...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Well, since they are a beverage company they surely know a lot about bubbles.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 294 |
programmerhumor | Root-of-Evil | dt7r0jh | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How many BLOCKCHAINS do you have in your BLOCKCHAIN garage?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | snsibble | dt7so67 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>How many blocks would a blockchain chain if a blockchain could chain blocks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | SwedudeOne | dt7sje5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>If coming up with a new ~~scam~~ blockchain-/crypto-based technology is too hard, [try this generator](http://yetanotherico.com)!<|eor|><|sor|>"First AI-powered pplication for AI"
Sounds... Interesting...
<|eor|><|eols|><... | 192 |
programmerhumor | Puffycheeses | dt7tw8j | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|sor|>Where do I send my money?<|eor|><|sor|>If it's actually the only real and valuable currency, g... | 182 |
programmerhumor | Siriacus | dt7tpnc | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Suit: "Why should I fund your POS app?"
Dev: "While you were having pre-marital sex, I mastered the Blockchain."
Suits: *[furiously scribbling on cheques]*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | thatcodingboi | j1nbk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,242 |
programmerhumor | Orion14159 | g70loij | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,311 |
programmerhumor | TheBrainStone | g70kgyl | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,468 |
programmerhumor | Nincadalop | g70d1wu | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Quick, delete it before someone's boss sees and thinks that's actually what they do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,333 |
programmerhumor | vigbiorn | g70q4iw | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Progr... | 1,013 |
programmerhumor | maester_t | g70sit1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa. Look at fancy-pants here, using big words like "feature". My manager would prefer that additional button to say "Do more things".
(Is your c... | 590 |
programmerhumor | Orion14159 | g70qob3 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Progr... | 478 |
programmerhumor | JazzRider | g70m867 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote MakeMeRich.exe. Just gotta enter your bank account number. The app does the rest,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | SolarAustin | g70mhva | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Quick, delete it before someone's boss sees and thinks that's actually what they do.<|eor|><|sor|>I knew it!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | alexfilmwriting | g70s2i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Progr... | 218 |
programmerhumor | floopdoopus | g70qdt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, they might think that because we (software developers as a whole) do a good job of making THEIR jobs like that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | randomo_redditor | g70ewjw | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>lol this is super funny and relatable and a nice UX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | JazzRider | g70nt5e | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote MakeMeRich.exe. Just gotta enter your bank account number. The app does the rest,<|eor|><|sor|>So if I run the app, it'll do what the title says?
^. ^. ^. ^It'll ^make ^*me* ^ri... | 165 |
programmerhumor | TheBrainStone | g70ssyh | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa. Look at fancy-pants here, using big words like "feature". My manager would prefer that additional button to say "Do more things".
(Is your c... | 155 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | g70p35p | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>`import business; business.run()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | MelvinReggy | g70ngbj | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote MakeMeRich.exe. Just gotta enter your bank account number. The app does the rest,<|eor|><|sor|>So if I run the app, it'll do what the title says?
^. ^. ^. ^It'll ^make ^*me* ^ri... | 117 |
programmerhumor | thatcodingboi | g70rwx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|soopr|>Only way to get that slider to 0 is to delete the repo<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | SaintNewts | g70zcq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Progr... | 99 |
programmerhumor | SlumdogSkillionaire | g70y492 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh. My last client literally had a feature he wanted that he referred to as the "easy button." It did a bunch of crazy calculations that could nev... | 98 |
programmerhumor | Nakatsukasa | cf34vf | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,237 |
programmerhumor | wormsgalore | eu74c39 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build > Run > Success! > Fatal Error!
No literally, its fatal.. youre dead now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,991 |
programmerhumor | Ikbenmathijs | eu732t8 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,503 |
programmerhumor | Andheri55 | eu6zdvn | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Out of topic:-
Infusing an electronic chip to my brain would be my worst nightmares, probably because I've played Deus Ex, Mgs4 a lot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 704 |
programmerhumor | nwbogdan | eu74tvy | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>sigh, another framework<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | StickmanPirate | eu7d9kv | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there UserAH68HY2,
Facebook has detected that you think 'All billionaires should be put again... | 483 |
programmerhumor | henkdepotvjis | eu77x6d | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | house_monkey | eu78l10 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>sigh, another framework<|eor|><|sor|>brain.js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 449 |
programmerhumor | bot_bot_bot | eu78ygo | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build > Run > Success! > Fatal Error!
No literally, its fatal.. youre dead now.<|eor|><|sor|>You either become a computer-enhanced cyborg or you die? Seems like a win-win to me!<|eor|><|sor|>Correction, the Inte... | 395 |
programmerhumor | Mzsickness | eu701pd | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Front end devs are still technically necessary because whos going to design the tech that makes the BC interface understandable to the brain?<|eor|><|sor|>I thought the joke was front end devs are now the test su... | 362 |
programmerhumor | Dojan5 | eu71r3e | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Out of topic:-
Infusing an electronic chip to my brain would be my worst nightmares, probably because I've played Deus Ex, Mgs4 a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno. The idea of running applications on my brain chip is t... | 339 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | eu6yw0t | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Front end devs are still technically necessary because whos going to design the tech that makes the BC interface understandable to the brain?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | iamnothanging | eu72rkz | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Out of topic:-
Infusing an electronic chip to my brain would be my worst nightmares, probably because I've played Deus Ex, Mgs4 a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno. The idea of running applications on my brain chip is t... | 256 |
programmerhumor | StickmanPirate | eu7g5wk | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there UserAH68HY2,
Facebook has detected that you think 'All billionaires should be put again... | 219 |
programmerhumor | gusty_state | eu72h3h | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll only work on it if I can code it in HTML!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | thehansenman | eu7fwc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there UserAH68HY2,
Facebook has detected that you think 'All billionaires should be put again... | 208 |
programmerhumor | Samuel-e | eu73c0r | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine giving google/facebook the opportunity to have access to that data.
Nope!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | nikaone | eu77wwj | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
@media brain and (max-iq: 70) {
body:before {
content: 'Your IQ is too low, Please update your brain to get a better experience!'
}
}
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | ihs_ahm | mr68ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,234 |
programmerhumor | Unelith | gukhjmw | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,573 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Pepper | guki2kn | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 889 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | gukpcp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 856 |
programmerhumor | radome9 | gukgkg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Look, it makes perfect sense once you realise the truth: C++ hates you and want you to suffer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 685 |
programmerhumor | DrMaxwellEdison | guktcc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Error in the minified JavaScript, on line 1.
Hmm, yes, quite helpful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | dkyguy1995 | gukolu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>I know a lot of people really like LaTeX but come on is that really the best we got in 2021?
Why do you have to compile i... | 521 |
programmerhumor | DarthCloakedGuy | guky40y | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>You got into LaTeX and didn't expect some S&M?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 437 |
programmerhumor | caskey | gukqi9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|sor|>The compiler crash is, thankfully, something I've mostly been able to avoid. (Outside of runtime embedded compilers takin... | 293 |
programmerhumor | gionnelles | gukms3q | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At a Sea Parks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | Scumbag1234 | gukrubv | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>I know a lot of people really like LaTeX but come on is that really the best we got in 2021?
Why do you have to compile i... | 221 |
programmerhumor | ojoaopestana | gul3ej5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Error in the minified JavaScript, on line 1.
Hmm, yes, quite helpful.<|eor|><|sor|>Column 847482747484.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | Aussie-Nerd | gukm3rk | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*There it 1 error.*
Oh I see it. Fixed!
*There are 53 errors.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | AfraidOfArguing | gukplud | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typescript would like to know your location on line 4297<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | caskey | gul2e4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|sor|>The compiler crash is, thankfully, something I've mostly been able to avoid. (Outside of runtime embedded compilers takin... | 152 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | gukugnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|sor|>how did you mange to crash a compiler?<|eor|><|sor|>Compilers have bugs, and especially in C++, if you write complicated ... | 149 |
programmerhumor | Steve_the_Nord | guku23j | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548? In a C++ Parks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | Scumbag1234 | guks1ai | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Look, it makes perfect sense once you realise the truth: C++ hates you and want you to suffer.<|eor|><|sor|>Most languages are about coding properly. C++ is about that, too, but at least 60% of the suffering is about compiling you... | 144 |
programmerhumor | kopczak1995 | gul2k4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>I know a lot of people really like LaTeX but come on is that really the best we got in 2021?
Why do you have to compile i... | 128 |
programmerhumor | kaiiboraka | 9hrzbu | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,227 |
programmerhumor | hotlavatube | e6e4k4n | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,365 |
programmerhumor | Triumph7560 | e6e5e4d | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,000 |
programmerhumor | PetsArentChildren | e6e4zy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Nerdy sidekick: Ive done it!
Computer: Error: Unexpected...
Nerdy sidekick: God damn semi-colons!
BOOM <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,577 |
programmerhumor | tomassci | e6e8nmi | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|sor|>"I can code in C##,... | 1,286 |
programmerhumor | gautamtushar21 | e6e3axv | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|><hack>target</hack>.
Easy peesy lemon squeezy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,260 |
programmerhumor | Splitshadow | e6e9io3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Nerdy sidekick: Ive done it!
Computer: Error: Unexpected...
Nerdy sidekick: God damn semi-colons!
BOOM <|eor|><|sor|>"We're running out of time, what are you doing!?"
Changing these tabs to spaces
"Is that really n... | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | White_Oak | e6eebbw | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|sor|>"I can code in C##,... | 935 |
programmerhumor | jakobs98 | e6e9yki | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>He shouldve hacked into the mainframe to disable the quad equaliser and backtraced
their ipv4 to the secure shell-operated blockchain torpedo launchers, but now theyre all gone..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | iodream | e6e8cyl | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 714 |
programmerhumor | axeteam | e6ebme3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|><hack>target</hack>.
Easy peesy lemon squeezy.<|eor|><|sor|>if (bomb.timer >= 0){
bomb.status = armed;
}
if (bomb.status == armed){
bomb.status = disarmed;
}
run cybernuke.exe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | Avielus | e6efdqx | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|sor|>"I can code in C##,... | 489 |
programmerhumor | Deconimus | e6e8lwg | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|sor|>"tar --help"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | Hexidian | e6ebubf | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|sor|>"tar --help"<|eor|><|sor|>Friend: hey do you know how to use *command*
Me: yes, of course.
Me, typing: *command* help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | Elintalidorian | e6ec0z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|><hack>target</hack>.
Easy peesy lemon squeezy.<|eor|><|sor|>if (bomb.timer >= 0){
bomb.status = armed;
}
if (bomb.status == armed){
bomb.status = disarmed;
}
run cybernuke.exe<|eor|><|sor|>Skip all the if stateme... | 260 |
programmerhumor | Soul_Ripper | e6ee3pk | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|sor|>"tar --help"<|eor|><|sor|>Friend: hey do you know how to use *command*
Me: yes, of course.
Me, typing: *command* help<|eor|><|sor|>Being the local tech guru j... | 249 |
programmerhumor | redditandom | 8bh21u | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,214 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | dx6nluc | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,788 |
programmerhumor | jb2386 | dx6on63 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
... | 1,945 |
programmerhumor | xynixia | dx70h0i | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Must've been hard on him, getting no privacy at all.
^^^/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,883 |
programmerhumor | peeposneepio | dx6v1jk | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>zucc.succ();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 952 |
programmerhumor | psaldorn | dx6vxy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
... | 713 |
programmerhumor | vaderkvarn | dx6r3is | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
... | 671 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | dx6pssv | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>There is no zuck.returnGlass(right) and it is still (saw this first in /r/dankmemes) bothering me way more than it should. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | ogurson | dx6ph43 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>He would pour it in his eyes because his lizard eyes dry up and he cannot use his third eyelid in public.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | trx1150 | dx72uyr | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Must've been hard on him, getting no privacy at all.
^^^/s<|eor|><|sor|>Fuckin gotem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | psaldorn | dx6x1b1 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
... | 263 |
programmerhumor | bunyacloven | dx6setw | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
... | 242 |
programmerhumor | NutDestroyer | dx6v5ps | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>for some reason, he does looks like a cyborg.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not surprising he moves like one though. Anyone would be very careful about their actions when they're being scrutinized by the country like Zucc is in th... | 224 |
programmerhumor | ducksauce88 | dx6vpcm | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Lol no one takes a sip that small. No one. Cyborg conformed. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | Improvis2 | dx6wh91 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
... | 174 |
programmerhumor | ratamarsu | uxbga9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,214 |
programmerhumor | daniil-tsivinsky | i9woidm | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>so true, it would be a lot easier if people call themselves as vim keybindings.
like, "Hey, :wq, how're you doin' "<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,591 |
programmerhumor | Aniterin | i9wq51q | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, hi Json<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 876 |
programmerhumor | WontiamShakesphere | i9wnxj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, let's move to command line<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | NikhilP99 | i9wqnsm | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's one of the best vim jokes I've ever experienced<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 495 |
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