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programmerhumor | jb2386 | dt7sjta | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|sor|>Where do I send my money?<|eor|><|sor|>If it's actually the only real and valuable currency, garlicoin, then GJXyBKvudKVWJMPn41e8KZht8WFJXbm6Py is where you send it
So I heard...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | hijinked | dt7rc0v | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Iced Tea Company changed their name to "long blockchain" and their stock rose 275%. Literally...<|eor|><|sor|>Totally not a bubble. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | FingerMilk | dt7tf34 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Iced Tea Company changed their name to "long blockchain" and their stock rose 275%. Literally...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Well, since they are a beverage company they surely know a lot about bubbles.<|eor|><|sor|>Oof<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | Root-of-Evil | dt7r0jh | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>How many BLOCKCHAINS do you have in your BLOCKCHAIN garage?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | snsibble | dt7so67 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>How many blocks would a blockchain chain if a blockchain could chain blocks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | SwedudeOne | dt7sje5 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>If coming up with a new ~~scam~~ blockchain-/crypto-based technology is too hard, [try this generator](http://yetanotherico.com)!<|eor|><|sor|>"First AI-powered pplication for AI"
Sounds... Interesting...
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | Puffycheeses | dt7tw8j | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|sor|>Where do I send my money?<|eor|><|sor|>If it's actually the only real and valuable currency, garlicoin, then GJXyBKvudKVWJMPn41e8KZht8WFJXbm6Py is where you send it
So I heard...<|eor|><|sor|>Never thought I see this seep out of the discord or /r/garlicoin
Huh.
Edit: Garlicoin is nothing like the tweet. Uhhhhhh we didnt even have funding from men in suits!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Siriacus | dt7tpnc | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Suit: "Why should I fund your POS app?"
Dev: "While you were having pre-marital sex, I mastered the Blockchain."
Suits: *[furiously scribbling on cheques]*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | thatcodingboi | j1nbk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,242 |
programmerhumor | Orion14159 | g70loij | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,311 |
programmerhumor | TheBrainStone | g70kgyl | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,468 |
programmerhumor | Nincadalop | g70d1wu | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Quick, delete it before someone's boss sees and thinks that's actually what they do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,333 |
programmerhumor | vigbiorn | g70q4iw | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Programmers are paid the big bucks to know how to balance the pile of trash into a useful program. Don't set the slider too low, don't set it too high. It's a fine line.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,013 |
programmerhumor | maester_t | g70sit1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa. Look at fancy-pants here, using big words like "feature". My manager would prefer that additional button to say "Do more things".
(Is your company hiring? Please save me.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 590 |
programmerhumor | Orion14159 | g70qob3 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Programmers are paid the big bucks to know how to balance the pile of trash into a useful program. Don't set the slider too low, don't set it too high. It's a fine line.<|eor|><|sor|>This. This kinda of sage wisdom is why programmers get paid the medium bucks. I should just go home for the rest of the day and think really hard about whether I'm even suited for my career in slider-based programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | JazzRider | g70m867 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote MakeMeRich.exe. Just gotta enter your bank account number. The app does the rest,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | SolarAustin | g70mhva | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Quick, delete it before someone's boss sees and thinks that's actually what they do.<|eor|><|sor|>I knew it!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | alexfilmwriting | g70s2i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Programmers are paid the big bucks to know how to balance the pile of trash into a useful program. Don't set the slider too low, don't set it too high. It's a fine line.<|eor|><|sor|>This. This kinda of sage wisdom is why programmers get paid the medium bucks. I should just go home for the rest of the day and think really hard about whether I'm even suited for my career in slider-based programming.<|eor|><|sor|>You can always abandon actual programming and become the premier author on the slider-based programming paradigm. Sell books and do conferences and stuff. Become the licensing gatekeeper for the official Slider-Based Framework Certification.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | floopdoopus | g70qdt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, they might think that because we (software developers as a whole) do a good job of making THEIR jobs like that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | randomo_redditor | g70ewjw | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>lol this is super funny and relatable and a nice UX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | JazzRider | g70nt5e | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote MakeMeRich.exe. Just gotta enter your bank account number. The app does the rest,<|eor|><|sor|>So if I run the app, it'll do what the title says?
^. ^. ^. ^It'll ^make ^*me* ^rich, ^right?<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately (for you)with the beta version, the app will make ME rich.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | TheBrainStone | g70ssyh | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa. Look at fancy-pants here, using big words like "feature". My manager would prefer that additional button to say "Do more things".
(Is your company hiring? Please save me.)<|eor|><|sor|>I mean that is the developer Interface. It can use the big fancy terms.
I mean after all programmers are just translators for human to machine. So also being able to translate from dumb human to smart human is almost required.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | g70p35p | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>`import business; business.run()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | MelvinReggy | g70ngbj | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote MakeMeRich.exe. Just gotta enter your bank account number. The app does the rest,<|eor|><|sor|>So if I run the app, it'll do what the title says?
^. ^. ^. ^It'll ^make ^*me* ^rich, ^right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | thatcodingboi | g70rwx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|soopr|>Only way to get that slider to 0 is to delete the repo<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | SaintNewts | g70zcq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>Ohhhhh I forgot to move the bugs slider all the way down. My bad, rookie mistake.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug slider all the way down can lead to instability or reduced performance in some situations. Programmers are paid the big bucks to know how to balance the pile of trash into a useful program. Don't set the slider too low, don't set it too high. It's a fine line.<|eor|><|sor|>This. This kinda of sage wisdom is why programmers get paid the medium bucks. I should just go home for the rest of the day and think really hard about whether I'm even suited for my career in slider-based programming.<|eor|><|sor|>You can always abandon actual programming and become the premier author on the slider-based programming paradigm. Sell books and do conferences and stuff. Become the licensing gatekeeper for the official Slider-Based Framework Certification.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll be writing a series of Sliders for Dummies books. They'll include enough detail that a quick skim in the store convinces you to buy a copy but not enough that once you get it home it actually helps you learn anything useful beyond what you already picked up on your own while twiddling around in the developer interface.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | SlumdogSkillionaire | g70y492 | <|sols|><|sot|>What my company thinks I do as a software developer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2o28y6og1zp51<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot the Add feature button!<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh. My last client literally had a feature he wanted that he referred to as the "easy button." It did a bunch of crazy calculations that could never be explained to us well enough to write requirements to.<|eor|><|sor|>```
do {
what_i_want(); /* TODO: replace with what_i_need() when available */
} while (i.want(it))
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | Nakatsukasa | cf34vf | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,237 |
programmerhumor | wormsgalore | eu74c39 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build > Run > Success! > Fatal Error!
No literally, its fatal.. youre dead now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,991 |
programmerhumor | Ikbenmathijs | eu732t8 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,503 |
programmerhumor | Andheri55 | eu6zdvn | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Out of topic:-
Infusing an electronic chip to my brain would be my worst nightmares, probably because I've played Deus Ex, Mgs4 a lot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 704 |
programmerhumor | nwbogdan | eu74tvy | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>sigh, another framework<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | StickmanPirate | eu7d9kv | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there UserAH68HY2,
Facebook has detected that you think 'All billionaires should be put against a wall', we believe this thought was made in error and have dispatched a Zuckerberg percussive maintenance team^^tm to perform correct this bug. Please accept our apologies during your downtime."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | henkdepotvjis | eu77x6d | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | house_monkey | eu78l10 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>sigh, another framework<|eor|><|sor|>brain.js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 449 |
programmerhumor | bot_bot_bot | eu78ygo | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build > Run > Success! > Fatal Error!
No literally, its fatal.. youre dead now.<|eor|><|sor|>You either become a computer-enhanced cyborg or you die? Seems like a win-win to me!<|eor|><|sor|>Correction, the Internet becomes a human enhanced computer network or you die.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | Mzsickness | eu701pd | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Front end devs are still technically necessary because whos going to design the tech that makes the BC interface understandable to the brain?<|eor|><|sor|>I thought the joke was front end devs are now the test subjects. Since they have to design the user interface, they must therefore be the first to jump in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | Dojan5 | eu71r3e | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Out of topic:-
Infusing an electronic chip to my brain would be my worst nightmares, probably because I've played Deus Ex, Mgs4 a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno. The idea of running applications on my brain chip is titillating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | eu6yw0t | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Front end devs are still technically necessary because whos going to design the tech that makes the BC interface understandable to the brain?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | iamnothanging | eu72rkz | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Out of topic:-
Infusing an electronic chip to my brain would be my worst nightmares, probably because I've played Deus Ex, Mgs4 a lot.<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno. The idea of running applications on my brain chip is titillating.<|eor|><|sor|>Right now I think Nerualink is focusing on the control of external devices by communicating with the motor cortex. Enabling control of mobile devices, game consoles, etc.
That said, I look forward to the day we can integrate with the visual cortex to have some kind of head up display.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | StickmanPirate | eu7g5wk | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there UserAH68HY2,
Facebook has detected that you think 'All billionaires should be put against a wall', we believe this thought was made in error and have dispatched a Zuckerberg percussive maintenance team^^tm to perform correct this bug. Please accept our apologies during your downtime."<|eor|><|sor|>Could you imagine getting ads on that chip? Right into your brain?<|eor|><|sor|>Augmented Reality to make competitor products invisible. Want to grab yourself a coke? Weird, could've sworn this store had them but there's just empty shelves everywhere except for the pepsi shelf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | gusty_state | eu72h3h | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll only work on it if I can code it in HTML!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | thehansenman | eu7fwc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#FACEBOOK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT<|eor|><|sor|>O god o no. This is a very bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>"Hi there UserAH68HY2,
Facebook has detected that you think 'All billionaires should be put against a wall', we believe this thought was made in error and have dispatched a Zuckerberg percussive maintenance team^^tm to perform correct this bug. Please accept our apologies during your downtime."<|eor|><|sor|>Could you imagine getting ads on that chip? Right into your brain?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | Samuel-e | eu73c0r | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine giving google/facebook the opportunity to have access to that data.
Nope!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | nikaone | eu77wwj | <|sols|><|sot|>After the foldable smart phone<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kg83pypbw6b31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
@media brain and (max-iq: 70) {
body:before {
content: 'Your IQ is too low, Please update your brain to get a better experience!'
}
}
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | ihs_ahm | mr68ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,234 |
programmerhumor | Unelith | gukhjmw | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,573 |
programmerhumor | Sir_Pepper | guki2kn | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 889 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | gukpcp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 856 |
programmerhumor | radome9 | gukgkg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Look, it makes perfect sense once you realise the truth: C++ hates you and want you to suffer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 685 |
programmerhumor | DrMaxwellEdison | guktcc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Error in the minified JavaScript, on line 1.
Hmm, yes, quite helpful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | dkyguy1995 | gukolu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>I know a lot of people really like LaTeX but come on is that really the best we got in 2021?
Why do you have to compile it twice just to do the bibliography. Why does the first one not just do it twice already so I don't have question marks all over it. Like idk it's so unintuitive I just can't believe it's something people actually rave about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 521 |
programmerhumor | DarthCloakedGuy | guky40y | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>You got into LaTeX and didn't expect some S&M?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 437 |
programmerhumor | caskey | gukqi9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|sor|>The compiler crash is, thankfully, something I've mostly been able to avoid. (Outside of runtime embedded compilers taking out the host program.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | gionnelles | gukms3q | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At a Sea Parks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | Scumbag1234 | gukrubv | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>I know a lot of people really like LaTeX but come on is that really the best we got in 2021?
Why do you have to compile it twice just to do the bibliography. Why does the first one not just do it twice already so I don't have question marks all over it. Like idk it's so unintuitive I just can't believe it's something people actually rave about<|eor|><|sor|>Overleaf might be your friend ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | ojoaopestana | gul3ej5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Error in the minified JavaScript, on line 1.
Hmm, yes, quite helpful.<|eor|><|sor|>Column 847482747484.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | Aussie-Nerd | gukm3rk | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*There it 1 error.*
Oh I see it. Fixed!
*There are 53 errors.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | AfraidOfArguing | gukplud | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Typescript would like to know your location on line 4297<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | caskey | gul2e4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|sor|>The compiler crash is, thankfully, something I've mostly been able to avoid. (Outside of runtime embedded compilers taking out the host program.)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Turns out your compiler is software just like any other and it can have bugs of its own. The crash bugs are preferable to the ones that produce bad binaries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | gukugnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until you get errors on line -1 in an unknown file. Or even better, the compiler crashing.<|eor|><|sor|>how did you mange to crash a compiler?<|eor|><|sor|>Compilers have bugs, and especially in C++, if you write complicated code, it's prone to trigger them. The last I remember was caused by some operations on bit-sized fields, it made Clang generate invalid assembly on ARM and crash in the assembler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Steve_the_Nord | guku23j | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548? In a C++ Parks?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | Scumbag1234 | guks1ai | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Look, it makes perfect sense once you realise the truth: C++ hates you and want you to suffer.<|eor|><|sor|>Most languages are about coding properly. C++ is about that, too, but at least 60% of the suffering is about compiling your code without any errors. And even if you don't have errors it still might fail with self explanatory error messages like "segmentation fault". God I'm so glad I can use Python most of the times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | kopczak1995 | gul2k4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Unbelievable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3p1nwstb69t61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Line 548 in some random file from the standard library<|eor|><|sor|>I get this a lot in LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>I know a lot of people really like LaTeX but come on is that really the best we got in 2021?
Why do you have to compile it twice just to do the bibliography. Why does the first one not just do it twice already so I don't have question marks all over it. Like idk it's so unintuitive I just can't believe it's something people actually rave about<|eor|><|sor|>Overleaf might be your friend ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Overleaf is beautiful. It's the best thing that happened since I started writing anything in LaTeX.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | kaiiboraka | 9hrzbu | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,227 |
programmerhumor | hotlavatube | e6e4k4n | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,365 |
programmerhumor | Triumph7560 | e6e5e4d | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,000 |
programmerhumor | PetsArentChildren | e6e4zy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Nerdy sidekick: Ive done it!
Computer: Error: Unexpected...
Nerdy sidekick: God damn semi-colons!
BOOM <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,577 |
programmerhumor | tomassci | e6e8nmi | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|sor|>"I can code in C##, but not in C#!" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,286 |
programmerhumor | gautamtushar21 | e6e3axv | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|><hack>target</hack>.
Easy peesy lemon squeezy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,260 |
programmerhumor | Splitshadow | e6e9io3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Nerdy sidekick: Ive done it!
Computer: Error: Unexpected...
Nerdy sidekick: God damn semi-colons!
BOOM <|eor|><|sor|>"We're running out of time, what are you doing!?"
Changing these tabs to spaces
"Is that really necessary?"
Yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | White_Oak | e6eebbw | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|sor|>"I can code in C##, but not in C#!" <|eor|><|sor|>C sharp sharp?<|eor|><|sor|>D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 935 |
programmerhumor | jakobs98 | e6e9yki | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>He shouldve hacked into the mainframe to disable the quad equaliser and backtraced
their ipv4 to the secure shell-operated blockchain torpedo launchers, but now theyre all gone..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | iodream | e6e8cyl | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 714 |
programmerhumor | axeteam | e6ebme3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|><hack>target</hack>.
Easy peesy lemon squeezy.<|eor|><|sor|>if (bomb.timer >= 0){
bomb.status = armed;
}
if (bomb.status == armed){
bomb.status = disarmed;
}
run cybernuke.exe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | Avielus | e6efdqx | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>"Okay, let me just google...shit. Hey does anyone have the wifi password?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Stack Overflow marked my question as a duplicate and the other question is completely different."<|eor|><|sor|>"I can code in C##, but not in C#!" <|eor|><|sor|>C sharp sharp?<|eor|><|sor|>D<|eor|><|sor|>/r/unexpectedmusictheory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 489 |
programmerhumor | Deconimus | e6e8lwg | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|sor|>"tar --help"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | Hexidian | e6ebubf | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|sor|>"tar --help"<|eor|><|sor|>Friend: hey do you know how to use *command*
Me: yes, of course.
Me, typing: *command* help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | Elintalidorian | e6ec0z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|><hack>target</hack>.
Easy peesy lemon squeezy.<|eor|><|sor|>if (bomb.timer >= 0){
bomb.status = armed;
}
if (bomb.status == armed){
bomb.status = disarmed;
}
run cybernuke.exe<|eor|><|sor|>Skip all the if statements and just put Bomb.status=disarmed. Or do that in the first one. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | Soul_Ripper | e6ee3pk | <|sols|><|sot|>"If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/3uIohbn<|eol|><|sor|>Reminded me of [this](https://xkcd.com/1168/)<|eor|><|sor|>"tar --help"<|eor|><|sor|>Friend: hey do you know how to use *command*
Me: yes, of course.
Me, typing: *command* help<|eor|><|sor|>Being the local tech guru just means you know how to Google quickly and without anyone seeing<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience being the local tech guru just means being willing to google at all and not give up within 2 minutes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | redditandom | 8bh21u | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,214 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | dx6nluc | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,788 |
programmerhumor | jb2386 | dx6on63 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->sip();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,945 |
programmerhumor | xynixia | dx70h0i | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Must've been hard on him, getting no privacy at all.
^^^/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,883 |
programmerhumor | peeposneepio | dx6v1jk | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>zucc.succ();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 952 |
programmerhumor | psaldorn | dx6vxy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->sip();
}<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Randomised parameter ordering
Greetings fellow PHPer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | vaderkvarn | dx6r3is | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->sip();
}<|eor|><|sor|>I thought he was a singleton. Now I'm getting really paranoid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 671 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | dx6pssv | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>There is no zuck.returnGlass(right) and it is still (saw this first in /r/dankmemes) bothering me way more than it should. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | ogurson | dx6ph43 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>He would pour it in his eyes because his lizard eyes dry up and he cannot use his third eyelid in public.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | trx1150 | dx72uyr | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Must've been hard on him, getting no privacy at all.
^^^/s<|eor|><|sor|>Fuckin gotem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | psaldorn | dx6x1b1 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->sip();
}<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Randomised parameter ordering
Greetings fellow PHPer.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even want to know<|eor|><|sor|>> int strpos ( string $haystack , mixed $needle )
> bool in_array ( mixed $needle , array $haystack )
50% of the time you guess the correct order every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | bunyacloven | dx6setw | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->sip();
}<|eor|><|sor|>I thought he was a singleton. Now I'm getting really paranoid.<|eor|><|sor|>Factory pattern allows the use of singletons too since you don't need to worry about the instance when calling. You can change the implementation from people as individuals to people as a hive-mind and nobody would notice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | NutDestroyer | dx6v5ps | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>for some reason, he does looks like a cyborg.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not surprising he moves like one though. Anyone would be very careful about their actions when they're being scrutinized by the country like Zucc is in that room.
Doesn't help that he has the face of a robot though lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | ducksauce88 | dx6vpcm | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Lol no one takes a sip that small. No one. Cyborg conformed. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | Improvis2 | dx6wh91 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Not OC] Zuckerborg.drink()<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>It's not in PHP<|eor|><|sor|>
$zuck = ZUCC::Factory();
while(!$zuck->isQuenched()) {
$zuck->reach(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->grip(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->raise(ZUCC::DIRECTION_RIGHT)
->sip();
}<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Randomised parameter ordering
Greetings fellow PHPer.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even want to know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | ratamarsu | uxbga9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,214 |
programmerhumor | daniil-tsivinsky | i9woidm | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>so true, it would be a lot easier if people call themselves as vim keybindings.
like, "Hey, :wq, how're you doin' "<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,591 |
programmerhumor | Aniterin | i9wq51q | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, hi Json<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 876 |
programmerhumor | WontiamShakesphere | i9wnxj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes, let's move to command line<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | NikhilP99 | i9wqnsm | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7tqdz8zkjk191.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's one of the best vim jokes I've ever experienced<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 495 |
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