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programmerhumor | XXAligatorXx | e61tnjz | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy amp link batman<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | tonebacas | e61usnd | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have continge... | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | trout_fucker | e61mwha | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, finally some sanity in this world.
DST is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of in my life.<|eor|><|eols|... | 1,149 |
programmerhumor | Krohnos | e61v9i4 | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't understand this comment? [Here is a link to](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY) a fantastic video by Computerphile (featuring Tom Scott, who now does his own s... | 944 |
programmerhumor | Hey_Im_Cyto | e61rhza | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to be a cs student, easy slave work for experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | deadfire55 | e61t2eg | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to be a cs student, easy slave work for experience<|eor|><|sor|>> Dealing with time
...
> easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | altcodeinterrobang | e61z5o4 | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have continge... | 665 |
programmerhumor | xNeshty | e61qr5x | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, finally some sanity in this world.
DST is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of in my life.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 529 |
programmerhumor | donwilson | e620khr | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy amp link batman<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.dw.com/en/eu-to-stop-changing-the-clocks-in-2019/a-45495680<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 469 |
programmerhumor | dagav | e61zv0f | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have continge... | 453 |
programmerhumor | idonteven93 | e61wyyb | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to be a cs student, easy slave work for experience<|eor|><|sor|>> Dealing with time
...
> easy<|eor|><|sor|>Hes a CS student, he will see. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | TSP-FriendlyFire | e61u69h | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Unless you work on tzdata, there shouldn't be much to do.<|eor|><|sor|>You assume people use proper date/time libraries? Oof.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | Party_Magician | e61vyky | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, finally some sanity in this world.
DST is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of in my life.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 355 |
programmerhumor | Thurii | e6255bp | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Shorter link https://www.dw.com/en/eu-to-stop-changing-the-clocks-in-2019/a-45495680<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sh... | 307 |
programmerhumor | ComedyBangBangBang | e61zi7x | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have continge... | 285 |
programmerhumor | hbdgas | e61webn | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme has been removed by Chuck E. Cheese under the EU Copyright Directive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | instilledbee | iytjsu | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,320 |
programmerhumor | Lagomorphix | g6eq2oh | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,516 |
programmerhumor | GuylianWasHier | g6evfa8 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So the final evolution would be const char\*izard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | piatsathunderhorn | g6es4y0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | divingmonkey | g6ev0ro | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|sor|>back in those days seperation of work was far looser. Teams were s... | 320 |
programmerhumor | --john_wick | g6epb4w | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>varcharmander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | IceStormNG | g6emw45 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Utf8mander<|eor|><|sor|>Char[]mander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | Zymoox | g6erkge | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Utf8mander<|eor|><|sor|>Char[]mander<|eor|><|sor|>char*mander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | LooseCat | g6f25c8 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Utf8mander<|eor|><|sor|>Char[]mander<|eor|><|sor|>char*mander<|eor|><|sor|>std::unique\_ptr<char>mander<|eor|><|sor|>A wild \[object Object\] appears!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | karma_llama_drama | g6enx33 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of its moves would be leftpad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | evenstevens280 | g6eyurf | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of its moves would be leftpad.<|eor|><|sor|>`Pikachu used "Remove from npm"`
`It was catastrophically effective`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | instilledbee | g6eolmp | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>LPTCSTRmander<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | StollMage | g6f1qaj | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>lets be real: no fucking way he would be called charmander
it would have been FireProductionSalamanderService<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | sanchopancho13 | g6f2te7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|sor|>back in those days seperation of work was far looser. Teams were s... | 78 |
programmerhumor | SnooSnafuAGamer | g6f3e8t | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So the final evolution would be const char\*izard?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Floatmander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | jellsprout | g6eva8p | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|sor|>Which would be Satoshi Tajiri, who is a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 72 |
programmerhumor | spock1959 | g6f428e | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>Do we know who named Charmander, though? The game was made in Japanese and then translated into English later, possibly not by programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | Thers_VV | oonwie | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,313 |
programmerhumor | Sudowiec | h6034c2 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,215 |
programmerhumor | TheLastLivingBuffalo | h609gf0 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 748 |
programmerhumor | Chrisbee76 | h601gu5 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 577 |
programmerhumor | Pikaea | h5zrewm | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | shinitakunai | h602w8h | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>You made me remember the time I almost lose my shit in a meeting with all the managers and the IT director. You see, the meeting was about our data warehouse and ... | 374 |
programmerhumor | ibn-Yusrat | h603wjk | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood these misspelled variable memes.. I mean if you're writing code in anything other than Windows Notepad, you'll probably get some kind of red underline telling you that this particular variable doesn't exist.. right?<|eor|><... | 246 |
programmerhumor | zighextech | h604mcs | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|sor|>>private const bool sufering = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | atomitac | h607tcz | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>You made me remember the time I almost lose my shit in a meeting with all the managers and the IT director. You see, the meeting was about our data warehouse and ... | 165 |
programmerhumor | BornOnFeb2nd | h60avs1 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even worse, using the Office IDE to write VBA, I've *literally* had the IDE treat two different variables as the same.
Like....
George = 5
Orange = 10
Debug.Print George
and it would return 10.
It's happened a few times, an... | 141 |
programmerhumor | uneditablepoly | h615u0y | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|sor|>You mean print calls?<|eor|><|sor|>So you're the one I'm always cleaning up after....<|eor|><|... | 120 |
programmerhumor | adam3jazz | h604rqj | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood these misspelled variable memes.. I mean if you're writing code in anything other than Windows Notepad, you'll probably get some kind of red underline telling you that this particular variable doesn't exist.. right?<|eor|><... | 118 |
programmerhumor | mindless_gibberish | h617zyt | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|sor|>You mean print calls?<|eor|><|sor|>So you're the one I'm always cleaning up after....<|eor|><|... | 99 |
programmerhumor | cajun_kick_ass | h60kx9l | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>I was living in a shared apartment with an IT something student for a while, and it was really interesting seeing the mood swings.
When we were angry about a web... | 84 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | h60d3k0 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|sor|>>private const bool sufering = true;<|eor|><|sor|>> private const bool surfing = false;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Pretlik | h60y1j6 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|sor|>You mean print calls?<|eor|><|sor|>for me it's always
echo __LINE__;
This is because I s... | 80 |
programmerhumor | JoelMahon | h605srb | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|sor|> internal const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | why_Charizard_why | h60cmhi | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>You made me remember the time I almost lose my shit in a meeting with all the managers and the IT director. You see, the meeting was about our data warehouse and ... | 68 |
programmerhumor | Prematurid | h60j9bw | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>I had that one... had to get one of the senior devs in to look at what on earth was going on.
"Where did you call it? "
"... uuumm. I didn't it seems".
I felt pretty damn stupid at that po... | 61 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | ywsx6h | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,300 |
programmerhumor | EQ2_Tay | iwlvf8s | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | JKUAN108 | iwl698o | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first I misread this as I took my laptop to run the code outside.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | conancat | iwm8p8m | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | cs-brydev | iwlgo2n | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first I misread this as I took my laptop to run the code outside.<|eor|><|sor|>"The problem with my Web app was the Web all along!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | dhilu3089 | iwlvupq | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | Thegiantclaw42069 | iwmrvme | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are un... | 87 |
programmerhumor | BookOfCooks | iwmvxxg | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are un... | 68 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | iwld4zu | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**Vishal**, @VishalMalvi\_
I was feeling bad about my code so I went outside and take a run.
And then I realised my code isn't the only thing that can't run.
---
^^I'm a h... | 48 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iwlwdmf | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|sor|>What a retard? I could've paid $8 for the blue tick and called myself the owner of Twitter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | siddharth904 | iwlqarq | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first I misread this as I took my laptop to run the code outside.<|eor|><|sor|>"The problem with my Web app was the Web all along!"<|eor|><|sor|>*If only the IP wasn't so complicated*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | pockarelli | iwn9tym | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are un... | 33 |
programmerhumor | carlsaganblessyou | iwmmyap | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Went - past tense
Take - present tense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | cs-brydev | iwlgul4 | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
---
**Vishal**, @VishalMalvi\_
I was feeling bad about my code so I went outside and take a run.
And then I realised my code isn't the only thing that can't run.
---
^^I'm a h... | 24 |
programmerhumor | MartianSky | iwmxlgo | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are un... | 24 |
programmerhumor | turtleship_2006 | iwlzdjc | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|sor|>What a retard? I could've paid $8 for the blue tick and called myself the owner of Twitter<|eor|><|sor|>People probabl... | 23 |
programmerhumor | MartianSky | iwn9zg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are un... | 23 |
programmerhumor | conancat | iwm9031 | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|sor|>You can pay me $44 billion and I'd still not know how to run Twitter
Turns out you can't just throw money at things f... | 21 |
programmerhumor | conancat | iwm93nk | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sharp body sharp mind.<|eor|><|sor|>body^# mind^#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmerhumor | OceanFlex | iwn30um | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Poor physical heal... | 16 |
programmerhumor | chayatoure | iwluiud | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sharp body sharp mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmerhumor | imprisoned_mindZ | zo3lnf | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,288 |
programmerhumor | romchik1987 | j0kvopx | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,239 |
programmerhumor | Infobomb | j0kzfcq | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,984 |
programmerhumor | ToxinH88 | j0ks4yt | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,847 |
programmerhumor | AtmosSpheric | j0l2k1p | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|sor|>T2 is one of the few sequels thats as good, if not better... | 835 |
programmerhumor | texzone | j0l751v | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|sor|>It _really_ shouldnt be. Its not even a contest.... | 746 |
programmerhumor | some_meow_meow | j0l1hbg | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 590 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | j0kqv0h | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is good
Does that make intellij bad? No I prefer intellij<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 564 |
programmerhumor | ImpossibleMachine3 | j0l7bth | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|sor|>T2 is one of the few sequels thats as good, if not better... | 347 |
programmerhumor | Vibe_PV | j0l84rx | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>NetBeans? Anyone? Just me in high school?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | ImpossibleMachine3 | j0l2ke7 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is good
Does that make intellij bad? No I prefer intellij<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like just about every IDE is some level of a pain in the ass to set up the first time... But I feel like eclipse is often just a pain in the... | 203 |
programmerhumor | snacktonomy | j0lnbkf | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|sor|>T2 is one of the few sequels thats as good, if not better... | 153 |
programmerhumor | MikemkPK | j0lbrjf | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|sor|>It _really_ shouldnt be. Its not even a contest.... | 140 |
programmerhumor | birthday_attack | j0lddii | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>NetBeans? Anyone? Just me in high school?<|eor|><|sor|>NetBeans is fun for hacking up UI projects. It has a feature for dragging and dropping GUI windows that it will translate into the proper Java swing code for you. Granted, ... | 113 |
programmerhumor | DaWolf3 | j0lfjxx | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|sor|>It _really_ shouldnt be. Its not even a contest.... | 109 |
programmerhumor | renrutal | j0l9dy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You haven't met true Java horror unless you've programmed in JDeveloper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | proverbialbunny | j0lpmr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is great and we should all be thankful it exists.<|eor|><|sor|>what is great about eclipse?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse was the first IDE of its kind. The features and functionality you love in your modern IDE came from Eclip... | 104 |
programmerhumor | utolso_villamos | j0lkt3t | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get the anti Eclipse circlejerk. When i first learned programming I used Eclipse and it was pretty good. Nowadays there are better alternatives, but I still think that Eclipse is an ok IDE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | AlternativeAardvark6 | j0ksbr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is great and we should all be thankful it exists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | ginjabeer | 7suuj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,269 |
programmerhumor | wtph | dt7oikd | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,822 |
programmerhumor | 2Punx2Furious | dt7qdiq | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,613 |
programmerhumor | FieraDeidad | dt7rf86 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Iced Tea Company changed their name to "long blockchain" and their stock rose 275%. Literally...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Well, since they are a beverage company they surely know a lot about bubbles.<|eor|><|eols|... | 1,456 |
programmerhumor | Tutunkommon | dt7r49r | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|sor|>Where do I send my money?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,319 |
programmerhumor | theBinaryCounter | dt7r7ku | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>To the tune of [badgers badgers badgers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI)
blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, block... | 661 |
programmerhumor | igotthisbruh | dt7sfvx | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>BITCONNEEEEEEEECT!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | MoonShadeOsu | dt7qspi | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>If coming up with a new ~~scam~~ blockchain-/crypto-based technology is too hard, [try this generator](http://yetanotherico.com)!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
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