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programmerhumor | XXAligatorXx | e61tnjz | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy amp link batman<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | tonebacas | e61usnd | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have contingency plans at the ready just in case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | trout_fucker | e61mwha | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, finally some sanity in this world.
DST is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of in my life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,149 |
programmerhumor | Krohnos | e61v9i4 | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't understand this comment? [Here is a link to](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY) a fantastic video by Computerphile (featuring Tom Scott, who now does his own stuff) explaining why programming with Time Zones is a **HUGE** pain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | Hey_Im_Cyto | e61rhza | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to be a cs student, easy slave work for experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | deadfire55 | e61t2eg | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to be a cs student, easy slave work for experience<|eor|><|sor|>> Dealing with time
...
> easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | altcodeinterrobang | e61z5o4 | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have contingency plans at the ready just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>if (is_new_rule_still_in_effect) then
useNewTimeZone();
else
useOldTimeZone();
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | xNeshty | e61qr5x | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, finally some sanity in this world.
DST is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of in my life.<|eor|><|sor|>That is not entirely what is going on though. Each country in the EU can decide whether they want Wintertime or Summertime on their own. Thus, there will be different times within one timezone. Germany could choose summertime, while Italy takes wintertime, having to adjust 1 hour when travel across the border.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | donwilson | e620khr | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy amp link batman<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.dw.com/en/eu-to-stop-changing-the-clocks-in-2019/a-45495680<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | dagav | e61zv0f | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have contingency plans at the ready just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>if (is_new_rule_still_in_effect) then
useNewTimeZone();
else
useOldTimeZone();
<|eor|><|sor|>Why code a static time when you can depend on the computer's set zone/time? Only If you program for a small company, still if they work from home on laptop, I don't get the benefit<|eor|><|sor|>You can't trust the clock on a computer to be accurate, especially when dealing with distributed systems <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | idonteven93 | e61wyyb | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Good time to be a cs student, easy slave work for experience<|eor|><|sor|>> Dealing with time
...
> easy<|eor|><|sor|>Hes a CS student, he will see. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | TSP-FriendlyFire | e61u69h | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Unless you work on tzdata, there shouldn't be much to do.<|eor|><|sor|>You assume people use proper date/time libraries? Oof.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | Party_Magician | e61vyky | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, finally some sanity in this world.
DST is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of in my life.<|eor|><|sor|>That is not entirely what is going on though. Each country in the EU can decide whether they want Wintertime or Summertime on their own. Thus, there will be different times within one timezone. Germany could choose summertime, while Italy takes wintertime, having to adjust 1 hour when travel across the border.<|eor|><|sor|>That just puts them in different time zones, which already exist. You already adjust time when traveling the border from Portugal to Spain, or Poland to Lithuania. This doesnt really introduce any more inconsistency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | Thurii | e6255bp | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>What is happening to time zones in EU?<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Shorter link https://www.dw.com/en/eu-to-stop-changing-the-clocks-in-2019/a-45495680<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shorter link: [A](https://dw.com/a-45495680)<|eor|><|sor|>It seems that your comment contains 1 or more links that are hard to tap for mobile users.
I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!
[Here is link number 1](https://dw.com/a-45495680) - Previous text "A"
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<|eor|><|sor|>I guess this is the bots telling us that we've gone too far.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | ComedyBangBangBang | e61zi7x | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lots of hard coded timezones being commented.<|eor|><|sor|>In the eventuality that they roll back the regulation that does away with summertime timezone adjustments, right? Yeah, let's have contingency plans at the ready just in case.<|eor|><|sor|>if (is_new_rule_still_in_effect) then
useNewTimeZone();
else
useOldTimeZone();
<|eor|><|sor|>Why code a static time when you can depend on the computer's set zone/time? Only If you program for a small company, still if they work from home on laptop, I don't get the benefit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | hbdgas | e61webn | <|sols|><|sot|>2019 gonna be an interesting year for the EU<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v0pj6vfr7hm11.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme has been removed by Chuck E. Cheese under the EU Copyright Directive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | instilledbee | iytjsu | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,320 |
programmerhumor | Lagomorphix | g6eq2oh | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,516 |
programmerhumor | GuylianWasHier | g6evfa8 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So the final evolution would be const char\*izard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | piatsathunderhorn | g6es4y0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | divingmonkey | g6ev0ro | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|sor|>back in those days seperation of work was far looser. Teams were smaller and say if you composed music for a gameboy game, then you need a pretty good understanding of it's capabilities. So a lot of the time you would write the routines to play back the music as well.
See here: https://youtu.be/1ztWiNSu1hE?t=134 multiple names appear more than once<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | --john_wick | g6epb4w | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>varcharmander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | IceStormNG | g6emw45 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Utf8mander<|eor|><|sor|>Char[]mander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | Zymoox | g6erkge | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Utf8mander<|eor|><|sor|>Char[]mander<|eor|><|sor|>char*mander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | LooseCat | g6f25c8 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Utf8mander<|eor|><|sor|>Char[]mander<|eor|><|sor|>char*mander<|eor|><|sor|>std::unique\_ptr<char>mander<|eor|><|sor|>A wild \[object Object\] appears!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | karma_llama_drama | g6enx33 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of its moves would be leftpad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | evenstevens280 | g6eyurf | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of its moves would be leftpad.<|eor|><|sor|>`Pikachu used "Remove from npm"`
`It was catastrophically effective`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | instilledbee | g6eolmp | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>LPTCSTRmander<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | StollMage | g6f1qaj | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>lets be real: no fucking way he would be called charmander
it would have been FireProductionSalamanderService<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | sanchopancho13 | g6f2te7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|sor|>back in those days seperation of work was far looser. Teams were smaller and say if you composed music for a gameboy game, then you need a pretty good understanding of it's capabilities. So a lot of the time you would write the routines to play back the music as well.
See here: https://youtu.be/1ztWiNSu1hE?t=134 multiple names appear more than once<|eor|><|sor|>Upvoted for your proper usage of "loose".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | SnooSnafuAGamer | g6f3e8t | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So the final evolution would be const char\*izard?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Floatmander<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | jellsprout | g6eva8p | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>It was programmed by programmers, the design and writing was done by game designers and writers.<|eor|><|sor|>Which would be Satoshi Tajiri, who is a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | spock1959 | g6f428e | <|sols|><|sot|>It checks out<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/aD6y11r.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pokemon was literally written by programmers.<|eor|><|sor|>Do we know who named Charmander, though? The game was made in Japanese and then translated into English later, possibly not by programmers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | Thers_VV | oonwie | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,313 |
programmerhumor | Sudowiec | h6034c2 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,215 |
programmerhumor | TheLastLivingBuffalo | h609gf0 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 748 |
programmerhumor | Chrisbee76 | h601gu5 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 577 |
programmerhumor | Pikaea | h5zrewm | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | shinitakunai | h602w8h | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>You made me remember the time I almost lose my shit in a meeting with all the managers and the IT director. You see, the meeting was about our data warehouse and this junior had a powerpoint presentation that said data whorehouse. I couldnt hold my laugh. Everyone noticed and they scolded him the dude barely spoke any english so he didnt know what was wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | ibn-Yusrat | h603wjk | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood these misspelled variable memes.. I mean if you're writing code in anything other than Windows Notepad, you'll probably get some kind of red underline telling you that this particular variable doesn't exist.. right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | zighextech | h604mcs | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|sor|>>private const bool sufering = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | atomitac | h607tcz | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>You made me remember the time I almost lose my shit in a meeting with all the managers and the IT director. You see, the meeting was about our data warehouse and this junior had a powerpoint presentation that said data whorehouse. I couldnt hold my laugh. Everyone noticed and they scolded him the dude barely spoke any english so he didnt know what was wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm going to make my own data warehouse! With hookers, and blackjack!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | BornOnFeb2nd | h60avs1 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even worse, using the Office IDE to write VBA, I've *literally* had the IDE treat two different variables as the same.
Like....
George = 5
Orange = 10
Debug.Print George
and it would return 10.
It's happened a few times, and it's always seems to be two variables that have names of the same length. Code wasn't even doing anything fancier than maybe using the FileSystemObject or a Dictionary.
Lemme tell ya, debugging *that* fucker the first time was a nightmare. Stepping through the code, line by line, with the "Locals" Variable window open, and watching *both* variables change inexplicably...
Once it starts, it persists even if you change the variable name. You need to save, completely close the Office apps, and then re-open it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | uneditablepoly | h615u0y | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|sor|>You mean print calls?<|eor|><|sor|>So you're the one I'm always cleaning up after....<|eor|><|sor|>Don't tell me they committed them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | adam3jazz | h604rqj | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I never understood these misspelled variable memes.. I mean if you're writing code in anything other than Windows Notepad, you'll probably get some kind of red underline telling you that this particular variable doesn't exist.. right?<|eor|><|sor|>When using JS its very possible to try getting a misspelled parameter of some object you got via HTTP or just accidentally using the wrong variable. With TS this is usually not a problem though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | mindless_gibberish | h617zyt | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|sor|>You mean print calls?<|eor|><|sor|>So you're the one I'm always cleaning up after....<|eor|><|sor|>Don't tell me they committed them<|eor|><|sor|>might need 'em later!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | cajun_kick_ass | h60kx9l | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>I was living in a shared apartment with an IT something student for a while, and it was really interesting seeing the mood swings.
When we were angry about a website or a program not functioning correctly, he'd walk by and say something like *"Oh yea that's because they did XYZ. What they should've done is ABC. I can fix this!"* with a smile.
But everytime he worked on one of his own projects he looked like a caricature of a depressed sack of shit. Only occasionally broken up by angry outbursts.
Stay sane all you programmers out there!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | h60d3k0 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|sor|>>private const bool sufering = true;<|eor|><|sor|>> private const bool surfing = false;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Pretlik | h60y1j6 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>\* Shamefully removes the 150 breakpoints desperately set up on every single line \*<|eor|><|sor|>You mean print calls?<|eor|><|sor|>for me it's always
echo __LINE__;
This is because I suffer from a terrible condition called "being a php developer"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | JoelMahon | h605srb | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> private const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|sor|> internal const bool suffering = true;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | why_Charizard_why | h60cmhi | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half the time I think I'd be happier working nights in a warehouse<|eor|><|sor|>You made me remember the time I almost lose my shit in a meeting with all the managers and the IT director. You see, the meeting was about our data warehouse and this junior had a powerpoint presentation that said data whorehouse. I couldnt hold my laugh. Everyone noticed and they scolded him the dude barely spoke any english so he didnt know what was wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm going to make my own data warehouse! With hookers, and blackjack!<|eor|><|sor|>In fact, forget the data!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | Prematurid | h60j9bw | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hqz0luk4wjc71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"ooh, I forgot to call the function"<|eor|><|sor|>I had that one... had to get one of the senior devs in to look at what on earth was going on.
"Where did you call it? "
"... uuumm. I didn't it seems".
I felt pretty damn stupid at that point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | ywsx6h | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,300 |
programmerhumor | EQ2_Tay | iwlvf8s | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | JKUAN108 | iwl698o | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first I misread this as I took my laptop to run the code outside.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | conancat | iwm8p8m | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | cs-brydev | iwlgo2n | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first I misread this as I took my laptop to run the code outside.<|eor|><|sor|>"The problem with my Web app was the Web all along!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | dhilu3089 | iwlvupq | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | Thegiantclaw42069 | iwmrvme | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are unhealthy?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | BookOfCooks | iwmvxxg | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are unhealthy?<|eor|><|sor|>`cold && true`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | iwld4zu | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**Vishal**, @VishalMalvi\_
I was feeling bad about my code so I went outside and take a run.
And then I realised my code isn't the only thing that can't run.
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iwlwdmf | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|sor|>What a retard? I could've paid $8 for the blue tick and called myself the owner of Twitter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | siddharth904 | iwlqarq | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first I misread this as I took my laptop to run the code outside.<|eor|><|sor|>"The problem with my Web app was the Web all along!"<|eor|><|sor|>*If only the IP wasn't so complicated*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | pockarelli | iwn9tym | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are unhealthy?<|eor|><|sor|>`cold && true`<|eor|><|sor|>== cold == cold || false<|eor|><|sor|>This is r/ProgrammerHumor not r/ProgrammerHorror<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmerhumor | carlsaganblessyou | iwmmyap | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Went - past tense
Take - present tense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | cs-brydev | iwlgul4 | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
---
**Vishal**, @VishalMalvi\_
I was feeling bad about my code so I went outside and take a run.
And then I realised my code isn't the only thing that can't run.
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>I'm going to spend all day now wondering what the _ wildcard was for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmerhumor | MartianSky | iwmxlgo | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are unhealthy?<|eor|><|sor|>`cold && true`<|eor|><|sor|>== cold == cold || false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmerhumor | turtleship_2006 | iwlzdjc | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|sor|>What a retard? I could've paid $8 for the blue tick and called myself the owner of Twitter<|eor|><|sor|>People probably have<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmerhumor | MartianSky | iwn9zg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are unhealthy?<|eor|><|sor|>`cold && true`<|eor|><|sor|>== cold == cold || false<|eor|><|sor|>This is r/ProgrammerHumor not r/ProgrammerHorror<|eor|><|sor|>There's a difference?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmerhumor | conancat | iwm9031 | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Elon paid 44 billion to buy Twitter and yet hasn't figured out how to run it. Can u beat that<|eor|><|sor|>You can pay me $44 billion and I'd still not know how to run Twitter
Turns out you can't just throw money at things for things to work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmerhumor | conancat | iwm93nk | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sharp body sharp mind.<|eor|><|sor|>body^# mind^#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmerhumor | OceanFlex | iwn30um | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the saying, "If you're ever sad go for a run, because then you'll realize that your physical health is worse than your mental health."<|eor|><|sor|>Why do I relate to this so much<|eor|><|sor|>Poor physical health contributes to poor mental health. Also, poor mental health contributes to poor physical health. They're not remotely the sole causes of the other, but if you have one, it's easier to aquire the other.
Physical health is more tangible and easier to set SMART goals for, and just feeling like you're doing *something* about mental health can sometimes improve it slightly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmerhumor | chayatoure | iwluiud | <|sols|><|sot|>And then realised<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mpcghc71tc0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sharp body sharp mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmerhumor | imprisoned_mindZ | zo3lnf | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,288 |
programmerhumor | romchik1987 | j0kvopx | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,239 |
programmerhumor | Infobomb | j0kzfcq | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,984 |
programmerhumor | ToxinH88 | j0ks4yt | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,847 |
programmerhumor | AtmosSpheric | j0l2k1p | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|sor|>T2 is one of the few sequels thats as good, if not better, than the original<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 835 |
programmerhumor | texzone | j0l751v | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|sor|>It _really_ shouldnt be. Its not even a contest. I would rather chop an arm off and use Intellij than be able bodied and be forced to use eclipse. God. Does anyone besides professors actually think Eclipse is better than Intellij?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 746 |
programmerhumor | some_meow_meow | j0l1hbg | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 590 |
programmerhumor | Rafael20002000 | j0kqv0h | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is good
Does that make intellij bad? No I prefer intellij<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 564 |
programmerhumor | ImpossibleMachine3 | j0l7bth | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|sor|>T2 is one of the few sequels thats as good, if not better, than the original<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say watch them both, but I totally agree with this statement. Of course, I saw T2 first just because I was old enough to go see it (by my parents standards LOL, I was 10).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | Vibe_PV | j0l84rx | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>NetBeans? Anyone? Just me in high school?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | ImpossibleMachine3 | j0l2ke7 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is good
Does that make intellij bad? No I prefer intellij<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like just about every IDE is some level of a pain in the ass to set up the first time... But I feel like eclipse is often just a pain in the ass in general. Of course... Ymmv<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | snacktonomy | j0lnbkf | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This made me Google this scene and holy shit. I think I should watch Terminator.<|eor|><|sor|>Better still: watch Terminator 2, the film this scene is from.<|eor|><|sor|>T2 is one of the few sequels thats as good, if not better, than the original<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say watch them both, but I totally agree with this statement. Of course, I saw T2 first just because I was old enough to go see it (by my parents standards LOL, I was 10).<|eor|><|sor|>I was about the same age and holy shit, back in Ukraine where I was born, T2 was insanely popular. No one even cared what T1 was, but T2 had become a huge pop culture icon both in Ukraine and Russia. There are Terminator songs, and comedy skits, and movie references<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | MikemkPK | j0lbrjf | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|sor|>It _really_ shouldnt be. Its not even a contest. I would rather chop an arm off and use Intellij than be able bodied and be forced to use eclipse. God. Does anyone besides professors actually think Eclipse is better than Intellij?<|eor|><|sor|>>Does anyone besides professors actually think Eclipse is better than Intellij?
Me.
Also, professors prefer BlueJ for some reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | birthday_attack | j0lddii | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>NetBeans? Anyone? Just me in high school?<|eor|><|sor|>NetBeans is fun for hacking up UI projects. It has a feature for dragging and dropping GUI windows that it will translate into the proper Java swing code for you. Granted, no one in real life should ever want to make UIs using native swing libraries, but it's a neat feature if you want to get something off the ground quick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | DaWolf3 | j0lfjxx | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, after we are done beating eachother up about languages, lets start a war about IDEs... Oh, wait?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse Vs intelij is the emac Vs vim of java ide<|eor|><|sor|>It _really_ shouldnt be. Its not even a contest. I would rather chop an arm off and use Intellij than be able bodied and be forced to use eclipse. God. Does anyone besides professors actually think Eclipse is better than Intellij?<|eor|><|sor|>Its more the question of what youre used to. I have to use Eclipse for work, as my employer has build several plugins for our development environment. So Im used to it and I find it comfortable to use. I do notice though that it seems to be falling out of favor a little, which manifested in slow adoption of new things. And yes, Eclipse is not necessarily easy to get into.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | renrutal | j0l9dy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You haven't met true Java horror unless you've programmed in JDeveloper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | proverbialbunny | j0lpmr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is great and we should all be thankful it exists.<|eor|><|sor|>what is great about eclipse?<|eor|><|sor|>Eclipse was the first IDE of its kind. The features and functionality you love in your modern IDE came from Eclipse.
Eclipse was a huge leap forward, more than any IDE that came before it or after it. Eclipse isn't bad, but it is old. It's been superseded. Today, unless you have a good reason to use Eclipse, consider using a modern IDE like IntelliJ.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | utolso_villamos | j0lkt3t | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get the anti Eclipse circlejerk. When i first learned programming I used Eclipse and it was pretty good. Nowadays there are better alternatives, but I still think that Eclipse is an ok IDE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | AlternativeAardvark6 | j0ksbr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>InteliJ better?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ok2ybubkrf6a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Eclipse is great and we should all be thankful it exists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | ginjabeer | 7suuj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,269 |
programmerhumor | wtph | dt7oikd | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,822 |
programmerhumor | 2Punx2Furious | dt7qdiq | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,613 |
programmerhumor | FieraDeidad | dt7rf86 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Iced Tea Company changed their name to "long blockchain" and their stock rose 275%. Literally...<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Well, since they are a beverage company they surely know a lot about bubbles.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,456 |
programmerhumor | Tutunkommon | dt7r49r | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL "Blockchain" is the new "Cloud".<|eor|><|sor|>We're building a blockchain AI with machine learning on the cloud.<|eor|><|sor|>Where do I send my money?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,319 |
programmerhumor | theBinaryCounter | dt7r7ku | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>To the tune of [badgers badgers badgers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI)
blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain
NEURAL NETWORK
blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain
CRYPTO CRYPTO
blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain, blockchain
AI, AI! AHHH IT'S AI, OOOH ITS AI IT'S A
blockchain, blockchain....
Ok i admit that one was funnier in my head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | igotthisbruh | dt7sfvx | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>BITCONNEEEEEEEECT!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | MoonShadeOsu | dt7qspi | <|sols|><|sot|>How to get funding<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0qjto10dh6c01.png<|eol|><|sor|>If coming up with a new ~~scam~~ blockchain-/crypto-based technology is too hard, [try this generator](http://yetanotherico.com)!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
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