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programmerhumor
GavHern
jhkk8as
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>r/mademesmile material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85
programmerhumor
madlabdog
jhkg8yb
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She executed the last-minute "git stash"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
72
programmerhumor
sccrstud92
jhkifju
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I could smile like that while showing my code<|eor|><|sor|>I've had my company forcing me to showcase a mock-up of a site we were building, I felt the consultants we hired were a bit slow so I basically build the scaffolding for the site and filled it with content with the roughest coding ever that just worked but was anything than pretty. Management: Great, could you showcase that to the client while the team builds the real site? Me: Uhn, sure but that would be lying and I'm not sure it would be beneficial to us when we don't make any progress from a user perspective while we make the code more efficient and cleaner.<|eor|><|sor|>Did management ask you to present it as a mock-up of the site or as a version of the site itself?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
57
programmerhumor
Cley_Faye
jhk7b0r
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like we missed an edge case during testing.<|eor|><|sor|>More like a corner case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
53
programmerhumor
b1ack1323
jhkpl8b
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I could smile like that while showing my code<|eor|><|sor|>Haha you guys show your code! My company doesnt even know what a pull request is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42
programmerhumor
beetles_juiced
t8uv3j
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,999
programmerhumor
Glad_Grand_7408
hzqd3rv
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,028
programmerhumor
neelankatan
hzqeabo
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That is also exactly the same dance i do once I figure out my indents<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
836
programmerhumor
cplus4
hzqoz5f
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I will never not upvote this little girl who reminds me of my daughters. Shes gotta be a teenager by now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
475
programmerhumor
I_Am_Upvoter
hzqldsk
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That girl is a better developers than most in this sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
sanderd17
hzqijb2
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard. Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted (even when used as a key). JSON is at least simple. So simple the full standard can be explained in a single page: https://www.json.org/json-en.html Compare that to the YAML spec: https://yaml.org/spec/1.2.2/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
199
programmerhumor
Purplociraptor
hzr39xo
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>Kids these days man, they are really good, at her age i would have just peed in the buckets and thrown it all across the room. Sometimes I feel all the efforts i put in all my life would be surpassed by someone implementing some hobby project on some new programming tool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let imposter syndrome get you down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
186
programmerhumor
SarcasmWarning
hzqc8go
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
scirc
hzqu9r9
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>What kinds of editors are you people using that you can't keep track of your indentation? I've literally never had this problem. Get an editorconfig plugin, slap a `.editorconfig` in your repo, and you'll never worry about indentation mismatches again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
ivster666
hzr37w9
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That was funnier than the post criticizing that kids sorting skills<|eor|><|sor|>Did she even study sorting algorithms? Shm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
Arrowkill
hzrf1oa
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That is also exactly the same dance i do once I figure out my indents<|eor|><|sor|>I adore the reaction of this child and also have done that exact same dance after fixing errors so many times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
105
programmerhumor
toilet_worshipper
hzr7dsd
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>Kids these days man, they are really good, at her age i would have just peed in the buckets and thrown it all across the room. Sometimes I feel all the efforts i put in all my life would be surpassed by someone implementing some hobby project on some new programming tool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let imposter syndrome get you down.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let the down syndrome get you... imposter...ed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
87
programmerhumor
plasmasprings
hzqwu3n
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard. Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted (even when used as a key). JSON is at least simple. So simple the full standard can be explained in a single page: https://www.json.org/json-en.html Compare that to the YAML spec: https://yaml.org/spec/1.2.2/<|eor|><|sor|>JSON is certainly simpler, but the way it parses commas really winds me up. Yes you can comment out a single line, but if it happens to be the last line then everything breaks :\\ Both seem to suffer from the same insanity for various levels: Easy for a computer to parse, and significantly less easy for humans. It should be the other way round. The idea of using non printing characters (including whitespace) as anything but insignificant is barbaric lunacy. (that json spec page is really nicely written though, I'll give you that - thanks ;) )<|eor|><|sor|>> Yes you can comment out a single line You can't, that's nonstandard. I really wish it was standard (along with trailing commas), but it is not and most parsers will raise an error on them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
79
programmerhumor
drsimonz
hzqxcx7
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly don't understand why people struggle with indentation. Unless you are indenting with 2 spaces, it's incredibly obvious when code is indented relative to another line. Like these two lines are the same, and this 3rd line is shifted over by a full centimeter. Could that mean something??? In source code a single character makes an enormous difference. If this large of a visual feature is not grabbing your attention, I shudder to think what other details are being skimmed over. And if your problem is just with things like multi-line if statements, just throw in a few parentheses and it doesn't really matter how you do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
75
programmerhumor
scirc
hzr47c6
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>What kinds of editors are you people using that you can't keep track of your indentation? I've literally never had this problem. Get an editorconfig plugin, slap a `.editorconfig` in your repo, and you'll never worry about indentation mismatches again.<|eor|><|sor|>You just haven't encountered a large enough method yet. Beyond 600 lines or so an IDE won't help you. Edit: btw I forgot to mention, it gets worse once you start nesting functions. Three layers of nested functions deep in a single method your IDE really doesn't stand a chance. God help the soul of whoever it is that maintains that codebase now.<|eor|><|sor|>If your method is that long, it shouldn't be a single method.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmerhumor
Zess_Crowfield
hzqzuqa
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I will never not upvote this little girl who reminds me of my daughters. Shes gotta be a teenager by now<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the rebellious stage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66
programmerhumor
SarcasmWarning
hzqk2bk
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard. Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted (even when used as a key). JSON is at least simple. So simple the full standard can be explained in a single page: https://www.json.org/json-en.html Compare that to the YAML spec: https://yaml.org/spec/1.2.2/<|eor|><|sor|>JSON is certainly simpler, but the way it parses commas really winds me up. Yes you can comment out a single line, but if it happens to be the last line then everything breaks :\\ Both seem to suffer from the same insanity for various levels: Easy for a computer to parse, and significantly less easy for humans. It should be the other way round. The idea of using non printing characters (including whitespace) as anything but insignificant is barbaric lunacy. (that json spec page is really nicely written though, I'll give you that - thanks ;) )<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
63
programmerhumor
HughLauriePausini
hzr4vxu
<|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>The patience this kid has is out of this world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
58
programmerhumor
YourTextHere_Studios
gkl4fv
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,970
programmerhumor
RufusMcCoot
fqry0by
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,563
programmerhumor
evanldixon
fqs5qnp
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|sor|>Ship it now, we'll fix it in the next version. _(Bug remains for decades.)_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,450
programmerhumor
carlinwasright
fqry8ne
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,173
programmerhumor
YourMJK
fqsf9ke
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, depends on what abstraction level you are working on. If you're only working with a date & time library (like you should!) instead of trying to do everything yourself, it's actually often not that complicated for the programmer. The actual topic however is very complex and nuanced. That's why ["you look at the people who dealt with this before and you thank them very much, you take what they made and put it in your program and you never ever look at it again. Because that way lies madness."](https://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
481
programmerhumor
Glathull
fqrz725
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders 1,000,000 beers. Orders -5 beers. Orders a horse. Leaves the bar. Rides the horse into the bathroom window and unflushes the toilet. Rides the horse into the main bar area. Orders null waters for the horse. Orders a prostitute and fucks her in the ass 3000i times with the 10 dick he ordered from the bartender he didnt tell you about. Files Jira tickets against all these bugs. Dev: uhhh, all this program does is print MVP. Youre a sick fuck. Product manager: I guess we have to build a bar now so that we can close all these bug tickets. Eng. director: working as intended. VP of product: I want that magic dick. CEO: were pivoting to unicorn prostitutes at Facebook scale.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
466
programmerhumor
97mario
fqrys5h
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: shes 22 years old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
419
programmerhumor
tinydonuts
fqsae3u
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
342
programmerhumor
LiqdPT
fqsmm4a
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. Of course the dev is gonna miss stuff. They wrote the code so they subconsciously know what it does and will write tests within those parameters. I also liked having someone else read the PM spec and come up with their own interpretation of what that meant. Frequently there would be 2 vastly different interpretations and you'd need to go back to the PM for clarification. When it's just the dev, they might think something is obvious in the spec and find out way too late that wasn't what the pm meant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
340
programmerhumor
pkuyken
fqs4b7u
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds similar to the QA **GOD** we had on my previous team. In 20+ years of development I've never come across someone so damnable thorough than <redacted name to make sure nobody can poach him>.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
298
programmerhumor
fade_is_timothy_holt
fqsacac
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This cant be a real Quora answer because it didnt start by condescendingly telling the asker what they really meant to ask, spend a page on the history of every term in the question, and then include a personal anecdote about how the topic of the question saved their dads life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
290
programmerhumor
simulatedsausage
fqsfhko
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, depends on what abstraction level you are working on. If you're only working with a date & time library (like you should!) instead of trying to do everything yourself, it's actually often not that complicated for the programmer. The actual topic however is very complex and nuanced. That's why ["you look at the people who dealt with this before and you thank them very much, you take what they made and put it in your program and you never ever look at it again. Because that way lies madness."](https://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY)<|eor|><|sor|>Spot on. Date and time are very, very tricky but luckily some big brained folks already figured out the hard parts and we can just use the libraries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
189
programmerhumor
Yegie
fqsr67q
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What's a QA<|eor|><|sor|>Quality Assurance. A team dedicated to finding bugs, or use tools the way devs didn't intend to. Helps with both the programming side, and also UX/UI. It's also widely used in game development, the so called "game testers"<|eor|><|sor|>And by team we obviously mean one guy who 3 departments share.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
184
programmerhumor
sweedishfishoreo
fqsqoi8
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What's a QA<|eor|><|sor|>Quality Assurance. A team dedicated to finding bugs, or use tools the way devs didn't intend to. Helps with both the programming side, and also UX/UI. It's also widely used in game development, the so called "game testers"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
171
programmerhumor
SaggiSponge
fqsp62e
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|sor|>Ship it now, we'll fix it in the next version. _(Bug remains for decades.)_<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The code for Apollo 11 contains [my two favorite lines of code ever written](https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/blob/master/Luminary099/LUNAR_LANDING_GUIDANCE_EQUATIONS.agc#L179) (Lines 179 and 180 in case the link doesn't work)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
165
programmerhumor
Mr_Tottles
fqs5rfk
<|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders 1,000,000 beers. Orders -5 beers. Orders a horse. Leaves the bar. Rides the horse into the bathroom window and unflushes the toilet. Rides the horse into the main bar area. Orders null waters for the horse. Orders a prostitute and fucks her in the ass 3000i times with the 10 dick he ordered from the bartender he didnt tell you about. Files Jira tickets against all these bugs. Dev: uhhh, all this program does is print MVP. Youre a sick fuck. Product manager: I guess we have to build a bar now so that we can close all these bug tickets. Eng. director: working as intended. VP of product: I want that magic dick. CEO: were pivoting to unicorn prostitutes at Facebook scale.<|eor|><|sor|>Its gotten so bad that the word pivot makes me cringe a bit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
157
programmerhumor
BeastPlayerErin
p7b3q9
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,964
programmerhumor
Da_Yakz
h9ikbrj
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,520
programmerhumor
BeastPlayerErin
h9ikfv9
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,984
programmerhumor
mattmu13
h9iwusi
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked. You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the password it found. I also added a movie mode where it cycled through all the password guesses on screen so it looked pretty much like what you see in films. It slowed that program waaaaay down. So much so that I thought about just having it play some random output rather than outputting what was actually happening, just to increase the speed. Edit: thank you for all the comments about threading, I appreciate the suggestions. This was a POC used many years ago to prove a theory, and was not going further than a few employees so it never really got that far<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,603
programmerhumor
Zuruumi
h9j4zgz
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked. You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the password it found. I also added a movie mode where it cycled through all the password guesses on screen so it looked pretty much like what you see in films. It slowed that program waaaaay down. So much so that I thought about just having it play some random output rather than outputting what was actually happening, just to increase the speed. Edit: thank you for all the comments about threading, I appreciate the suggestions. This was a POC used many years ago to prove a theory, and was not going further than a few employees so it never really got that far<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is showing just every 1000th password. User won't notice, but it will be way faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,322
programmerhumor
mr_tyler_durden
h9isvn1
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all sorts of little UI/UX hacks you can do to that arent helping functionality but they leave the user with a better feeling. I think skeleton loading/ghost loading UI is a good example of this. Even though its just pulsing/gradient-wiping a placeholder it makes the site feel faster. Same thing with those progress bars that run along the top border of a website, they arent based in reality at all but they give the perception of speed/something is happening.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
825
programmerhumor
The_Mdk
h9il3l8
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target How else would you go through a database without showing each result? In fact, weren't I so lazy, I'd absolutely do my next job like this, showing random text/photo results before showing the correct one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
679
programmerhumor
Da_Yakz
h9il0hk
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes that's definitely a possibility lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
545
programmerhumor
Trekky0623
h9ivktz
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all sorts of little UI/UX hacks you can do to that arent helping functionality but they leave the user with a better feeling. I think skeleton loading/ghost loading UI is a good example of this. Even though its just pulsing/gradient-wiping a placeholder it makes the site feel faster. Same thing with those progress bars that run along the top border of a website, they arent based in reality at all but they give the perception of speed/something is happening.<|eor|><|sor|>Meaningless loading bars are the difference between the user just being impatient and the user pulling the plug or force quitting the program because they think it's stuck. Just gotta give them hope that something is happening and progress is being made.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
518
programmerhumor
Ferro_Giconi
h9jbyt1
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked. You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the password it found. I also added a movie mode where it cycled through all the password guesses on screen so it looked pretty much like what you see in films. It slowed that program waaaaay down. So much so that I thought about just having it play some random output rather than outputting what was actually happening, just to increase the speed. Edit: thank you for all the comments about threading, I appreciate the suggestions. This was a POC used many years ago to prove a theory, and was not going further than a few employees so it never really got that far<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is showing just every 1000th password. User won't notice, but it will be way faster.<|eor|><|sor|>I've tried this method of updating once every X number of items but that creates more overhead unnecessarily when something might be processing at 100,000 items per second. If you set it too slow then it'll update even slower on a slower computer and if it's set too fast it'll just become a blur on a faster computer. There is no middle ground with that method that creates a good non-blur indication of high speed on all computers. The method I prefer is setting a timer that updates the UI once every X number of milliseconds. For something like showing passwords being tried, you really only need an update once every 50 milliseconds or so to give a good indication of high speed. And then also add a second number for number of passwords tried per second that averages the last few seconds to avoid having it jump up and down and only updates once every 250-500ms.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
450
programmerhumor
RealEmx
h9iqmhl
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|sor|>I just took a photo of me and I found a picture of myself from a newswebsite I didn't know existed. But sadly without pro I can't open the link and look what the article is all about :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
284
programmerhumor
The_Mdk
h9ipj9v
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target How else would you go through a database without showing each result? In fact, weren't I so lazy, I'd absolutely do my next job like this, showing random text/photo results before showing the correct one<|eor|><|sor|>This would be great for a login form.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine querying a random row from the accounts table and comparing it to the login data while displaying the username and password, and repeat the process until it's a match<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
251
programmerhumor
Lunchables
h9ip7hz
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target How else would you go through a database without showing each result? In fact, weren't I so lazy, I'd absolutely do my next job like this, showing random text/photo results before showing the correct one<|eor|><|sor|>This would be great for a login form.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
245
programmerhumor
AndyTheSane
h9ixpmm
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes that's definitely a possibility lol<|eor|><|sor|>Or you have a new career awaiting you..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
ICantBelieveItsNotEC
h9itepx
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, I don't think this is as unrealistic as it sounds. Frontend developers will often put sleep statements after user interactions so that it feels like the system is doing something. I can kind of see a company that makes facial matching software having a canned animation that loops through a few hundred stock faces to make it seem like the software is doing something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
203
programmerhumor
Tytoalba2
h9iwrij
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|sor|>I just took a photo of me and I found a picture of myself from a newswebsite I didn't know existed. But sadly without pro I can't open the link and look what the article is all about :(<|eor|><|sor|>Send a gdpr notice if you're in europe lol. Even if they don't host the image themselves that should work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
181
programmerhumor
mr_tyler_durden
h9ivt8i
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all sorts of little UI/UX hacks you can do to that arent helping functionality but they leave the user with a better feeling. I think skeleton loading/ghost loading UI is a good example of this. Even though its just pulsing/gradient-wiping a placeholder it makes the site feel faster. Same thing with those progress bars that run along the top border of a website, they arent based in reality at all but they give the perception of speed/something is happening.<|eor|><|sor|>Meaningless loading bars are the difference between the user just being impatient and the user pulling the plug or force quitting the program because they think it's stuck. Just gotta give them hope that something is happening and progress is being made.<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, the only I hate about fake progress bars is I feel like Im lying to my users (because I am in a way) but I think its a net-positive overall. It amazes me that even knowing that its fake doesnt ruin the illusion for myself even (both on my own and others websites/software).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
Da_Yakz
h9j1ye6
<|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars. Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes that's definitely a possibility lol<|eor|><|sor|>Or you have a new career awaiting you..<|eor|><|sor|>It's a back up if Web dev doesn't work out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
noirthesable
6kvfqq
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,958
programmerhumor
MoonlightSolace
djp5t39
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/). edit: messed up bracers and brackets =P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,377
programmerhumor
Captain_Tang
djp9hq2
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,515
programmerhumor
TheMuskOfElon
djpcb6k
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy suburb is...<|eor|><|sor|>Rich<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
986
programmerhumor
mumbalakumbala
djp9d3c
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
894
programmerhumor
nilpointer
djp5ljg
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
870
programmerhumor
ThePhantomBane
djp7vab
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most offensive part about this is the brackets following the array name as opposed to the data type, this behavior is a bad influence on the children<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
767
programmerhumor
yousmelllikearainbow
djpbzfd
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy suburb is...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
735
programmerhumor
hey01
djp7qrf
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|sor|>It seems I may be a monster..<|eor|><|sor|>You are. Seriously, using braces even for one line loops makes your code more readable and less error inducing when someone has to modify it. Do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
464
programmerhumor
Scuwr
djp6v1e
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|sor|>It seems I may be a monster..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
432
programmerhumor
princetrunks
djphjwo
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention using Java with a CPU harassing while-loop. That tunnel isn't the only pipe that's a mess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
270
programmerhumor
DraugrMurderboss
djpdn8p
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy suburb is...<|eor|><|sor|>Rich<|eor|><|sor|>Extremely vetted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
246
programmerhumor
avelertimetr
djpfdq7
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. What sort of monster is this person?<|eor|><|sor|>A Java programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
504Dug
djpn4sz
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention using Java with a CPU harassing while-loop. That tunnel isn't the only pipe that's a mess.<|eor|><|sor|>I may be asking a dumb question, but how would you construct a more lightweight infinite loop here? This is the approach I'd generally take.<|eor|><|sor|>Add delays if its okay to do so...run in separate thread rather than main application thread, so can be monitored without crashing app,..what else??<|eor|><|sor|>ok but to be fair it's a loop that prints penis <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
BS_in_BS
djp94qo
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis<|eor|><|sor|>There's a newline after each<|eor|><|sor|>PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS<|eor|><|sor|>It's still true, idk why you stopped<|eor|><|sor|>`PenisOverflowError`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
levelprime
djp9m8l
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most offensive part about this is the brackets following the array name as opposed to the data type, this behavior is a bad influence on the children<|eor|><|sor|>I think that's the way eclipse defaults<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
175
programmerhumor
DoHarpiesHaveCloacas
djp4peq
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The brackets go after String smh...<|eor|><|sor|>If I recall correctly, Java will actually allow C-style declarations of arrays like that (been a while since I've touched Java, but...).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
171
programmerhumor
TheThinker_SK
djp45sr
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The brackets go after String smh...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
169
programmerhumor
xkcd_transcriber
djp5trv
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/). edit: messed up bracers and brackets =P<|eor|><|sor|>[Image](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_general_problem.png) [Mobile](https://m.xkcd.com/974/) **Title:** The General Problem **Title-text:** I find that when someone's taking time to do something right in the present, they're a perfectionist with no ability to prioritize, whereas when someone took time to do something right in the past, they're a master artisan of great foresight\. [Comic Explanation](https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/974#Explanation) **Stats:** This comic has been referenced 101 times, representing 0.0624% of referenced xkcds. --- ^[xkcd.com](https://www.xkcd.com) ^| ^[xkcdsub](https://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/) ^| ^[Problems/Bugs?](https://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd_transcriber/) ^| ^[Statistics](http://xkcdref.info/statistics/) ^| ^[StopReplying](https://reddit.com/message/compose/?to=xkcd_transcriber&subject=ignore%20me&message=ignore%20me) ^| ^[Delete](https://reddit.com/message/compose/?to=xkcd_transcriber&subject=delete&message=delete%20t1_djp5trv)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
166
programmerhumor
MoonlightSolace
djp62pb
<|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/). edit: messed up bracers and brackets =P<|eor|><|sor|>Swap the parentheses and square brackets friendo EDIT: wrote curly brackets instead of parentheses<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, my bad. Was typing on mobile and couldn't remember the order. Had to take a chance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
163
programmerhumor
WILL_CODE_FOR_PIZZA
7gg8ej
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,954
programmerhumor
Llemons42
dqiu9qe
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,251
programmerhumor
Myrx
dqiw96d
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>One rooty boi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,040
programmerhumor
Codepixl
dqj0u14
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am root<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,958
programmerhumor
WILL_CODE_FOR_PIZZA
dqj3hl6
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,460
programmerhumor
SuperChillyGuy
dqiwqmh
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|sor|>Root is not OP. Root is God. Edit: Thanks for the Gold! First time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,303
programmerhumor
austin101123
dqj3rb3
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|sor|>HAHAHA oh my fucking god that is hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
937
programmerhumor
HACKERcrombie
dqiveua
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, is Apple's security system coded in Javascript? Everything makes sense now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
811
programmerhumor
The_Juiciest
dqj396w
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
643
programmerhumor
ZombieElvis
dqj5lon
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am root<|eor|><|sor|>He just said "welcome to the frickin' Sys Admins of the Galaxy", but without the "frickin'".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
514
programmerhumor
Llemons42
dqixr3r
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|sor|>Root is not OP. Root is God. Edit: Thanks for the Gold! First time!<|eor|><|sor|>God is also over powered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
514
programmerhumor
ForceBlade
dqj63o3
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|sor|>HAHAHA oh my fucking god that is hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>It's funny for sure, but holy fuck it's painfully not ok haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
490
programmerhumor
blueish101
dqj3hzs
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, is Apple's security system coded in Javascript? Everything makes sense now.<|eor|><|sor|>macOS is an electron app now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
474
programmerhumor
imthefrizzlefry
dqj8ozy
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: root Password: pass ... Welcome to phpMyAdmin Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!<|eor|><|sor|>in 2012, some guy found around 420,000 devices (server, routers, cable boxes, etc...) connected to the internet with username:password combinations like "root":"root", "admin":"admin", or "admin":""... it's crazy how horrible so many people are about security. Like Linksys and cisco routers using admin:admin as the default, and enabling remote access (for example) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carna_botnet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
414
programmerhumor
SlickLibro
dqj80vg
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Funny, but the exploit still requires physical access. Not good at all, but also not horrible. <|eor|><|sor|>No it doesn't... it can be used as a privilege escalation exploit remotely, which is rlly bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
agentlame
dqjch3m
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: root Password: pass ... Welcome to phpMyAdmin Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!<|eor|><|sor|>in 2012, some guy found around 420,000 devices (server, routers, cable boxes, etc...) connected to the internet with username:password combinations like "root":"root", "admin":"admin", or "admin":""... it's crazy how horrible so many people are about security. Like Linksys and cisco routers using admin:admin as the default, and enabling remote access (for example) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carna_botnet<|eor|><|sor|>There's the other side of this where I get pissed when the default login of a new device *isn't* `admin:admin` so I Google the default login and get a table of the default logins. Oh, you have a `fuckoff2000`? The default is `admin:bignuts2000`. It's no more secure but I need to look it up... because that's a better system. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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imthefrizzlefry
dqj7nrc
<|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|sor|>HAHAHA oh my fucking god that is hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>It's funny for sure, but holy fuck it's painfully not ok haha<|eor|><|sor|>It's already patched<|eor|><|sor|>that's still not a good excuse... setting the root password has been step #1 in Unix for more time than most people on this site have been alive... I want to say the 70's, but I heard somewhere that the earliest versions of UNIX didn't use passwords because you needed physical access to the machines and nobody cared about security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
Sooraj599
tssog6
<|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ThatDudeBesideYou
i2tce27
<|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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SearchingForLinda
i2tg6ac
<|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Mr-X89
i2tjq0v
<|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|sor|>In movies - yes. In reality? [Not at all](http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20IQ.htm)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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menides
i2tttao
<|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Oh wow I didn't come here to be attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
FishySwede
i2td1xa
<|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but I'm so fed up with this stereotype. 15 years as a professional programmer and I've only a few people who fit this description. Let's break the stigma and start explaining to people that, guess what, programmers are pretty normal people. You don't have to be a lonely nerd to go into software development. Sorry to ruin the mood... It just gets to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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