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programmerhumor | GavHern | jhkk8as | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>r/mademesmile material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | madlabdog | jhkg8yb | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She executed the last-minute "git stash"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | sccrstud92 | jhkifju | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I could smile like that while showing my code<|eor|><|sor|>I've had my company forcing me to showcase a mock-up of a site we were building, I felt the consultants we hired were a bit slow so I basically build th... | 57 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | jhk7b0r | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like we missed an edge case during testing.<|eor|><|sor|>More like a corner case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | b1ack1323 | jhkpl8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I could smile like that while showing my code<|eor|><|sor|>Haha you guys show your code!
My company doesnt even know what a pull request is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | beetles_juiced | t8uv3j | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,999 |
programmerhumor | Glad_Grand_7408 | hzqd3rv | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,028 |
programmerhumor | neelankatan | hzqeabo | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That is also exactly the same dance i do once I figure out my indents<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programmerhumor | cplus4 | hzqoz5f | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I will never not upvote this little girl who reminds me of my daughters. Shes gotta be a teenager by now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | I_Am_Upvoter | hzqldsk | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That girl is a better developers than most in this sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | sanderd17 | hzqijb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard.
Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted... | 199 |
programmerhumor | Purplociraptor | hzr39xo | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>Kids these days man, they are really good, at her age i would have just peed in the buckets and thrown it all ... | 186 |
programmerhumor | SarcasmWarning | hzqc8go | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | scirc | hzqu9r9 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>What kinds of editors are you people using that you can't keep track of your indentation? I've literally never had this problem. Get an editorconfig plugin, slap a `.editorconfig` in your repo, and you'... | 164 |
programmerhumor | ivster666 | hzr37w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That was funnier than the post criticizing that kids sorting skills<|eor|><|sor|>Did she even study sorting algorithms? Shm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | Arrowkill | hzrf1oa | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That is also exactly the same dance i do once I figure out my indents<|eor|><|sor|>I adore the reaction of this child and also have done that exact same dance after fixing errors so many times.<|eor|><|... | 105 |
programmerhumor | toilet_worshipper | hzr7dsd | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>Kids these days man, they are really good, at her age i would have just peed in the buckets and thrown it all ... | 87 |
programmerhumor | plasmasprings | hzqwu3n | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard.
Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted... | 79 |
programmerhumor | drsimonz | hzqxcx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly don't understand why people struggle with indentation. Unless you are indenting with 2 spaces, it's incredibly obvious when code is indented relative to another line. Like these two lines are... | 75 |
programmerhumor | scirc | hzr47c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>What kinds of editors are you people using that you can't keep track of your indentation? I've literally never had this problem. Get an editorconfig plugin, slap a `.editorconfig` in your repo, and you'... | 67 |
programmerhumor | Zess_Crowfield | hzqzuqa | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I will never not upvote this little girl who reminds me of my daughters. Shes gotta be a teenager by now<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the rebellious stage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | SarcasmWarning | hzqk2bk | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard.
Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted... | 63 |
programmerhumor | HughLauriePausini | hzr4vxu | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>The patience this kid has is out of this world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | YourTextHere_Studios | gkl4fv | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,970 |
programmerhumor | RufusMcCoot | fqry0by | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,563 |
programmerhumor | evanldixon | fqs5qnp | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|sor|>Ship it now, we'll fix it in the next version.
_(Bug remains for decades.)_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,450 |
programmerhumor | carlinwasright | fqry8ne | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | YourMJK | fqsf9ke | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, depends o... | 481 |
programmerhumor | Glathull | fqrz725 | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders 1,000,000 beers. Orders -5 beers. Orders a horse. Leaves the bar. Rides the horse into the bathroom window and unflushes the toilet. Rides the horse into the main... | 466 |
programmerhumor | 97mario | fqrys5h | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: shes 22 years old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | fqsae3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | LiqdPT | fqsmm4a | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. Of course the dev is gonna miss stuff. They wrote the code so they subconsciously know what it does and will write tests within those parameters. I also liked havi... | 340 |
programmerhumor | pkuyken | fqs4b7u | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds similar to the QA **GOD** we had on my previous team. In 20+ years of development I've never come across someone so damnable thorough than <redacted name to make sure nobody can poach him>.<|eor|><|eols|><... | 298 |
programmerhumor | fade_is_timothy_holt | fqsacac | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This cant be a real Quora answer because it didnt start by condescendingly telling the asker what they really meant to ask, spend a page on the history of every term in the question, and then include a personal anecdo... | 290 |
programmerhumor | simulatedsausage | fqsfhko | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, depends o... | 189 |
programmerhumor | Yegie | fqsr67q | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What's a QA<|eor|><|sor|>Quality Assurance. A team dedicated to finding bugs, or use tools the way devs didn't intend to.
Helps with both the programming side, and also UX/UI.
It's also wide... | 184 |
programmerhumor | sweedishfishoreo | fqsqoi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What's a QA<|eor|><|sor|>Quality Assurance. A team dedicated to finding bugs, or use tools the way devs didn't intend to.
Helps with both the programming side, and also UX/UI.
It's also wide... | 171 |
programmerhumor | SaggiSponge | fqsp62e | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|sor|>Ship it now, we'll fix it in the next version.
_(Bug remains for decades.)_<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The code for Apol... | 165 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Tottles | fqs5rfk | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders 1,000,000 beers. Orders -5 beers. Orders a horse. Leaves the bar. Rides the horse into the bathroom window and unflushes the toilet. Rides the horse into the main... | 157 |
programmerhumor | BeastPlayerErin | p7b3q9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,964 |
programmerhumor | Da_Yakz | h9ikbrj | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like s... | 3,520 |
programmerhumor | BeastPlayerErin | h9ikfv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like s... | 1,984 |
programmerhumor | mattmu13 | h9iwusi | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked.
You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the pa... | 1,603 |
programmerhumor | Zuruumi | h9j4zgz | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked.
You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the pa... | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | mr_tyler_durden | h9isvn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all s... | 825 |
programmerhumor | The_Mdk | h9il3l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target
How else would you go through a database without showing each result?
In fact, weren't I so... | 679 |
programmerhumor | Da_Yakz | h9il0hk | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like s... | 545 |
programmerhumor | Trekky0623 | h9ivktz | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all s... | 518 |
programmerhumor | Ferro_Giconi | h9jbyt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked.
You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the pa... | 450 |
programmerhumor | RealEmx | h9iqmhl | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like s... | 284 |
programmerhumor | The_Mdk | h9ipj9v | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target
How else would you go through a database without showing each result?
In fact, weren't I so... | 251 |
programmerhumor | Lunchables | h9ip7hz | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target
How else would you go through a database without showing each result?
In fact, weren't I so... | 245 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | h9ixpmm | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like s... | 211 |
programmerhumor | ICantBelieveItsNotEC | h9itepx | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, I don't think this is as unrealistic as it sounds. Frontend developers will often put sleep statements after user interactions so that it feels like the system is doing something. I can kind ... | 203 |
programmerhumor | Tytoalba2 | h9iwrij | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like s... | 181 |
programmerhumor | mr_tyler_durden | h9ivt8i | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all s... | 164 |
programmerhumor | Da_Yakz | h9j1ye6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like s... | 155 |
programmerhumor | noirthesable | 6kvfqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,958 |
programmerhumor | MoonlightSolace | djp5t39 | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/).
edit... | 3,377 |
programmerhumor | Captain_Tang | djp9hq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,515 |
programmerhumor | TheMuskOfElon | djpcb6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy ... | 986 |
programmerhumor | mumbalakumbala | djp9d3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | nilpointer | djp5ljg | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 870 |
programmerhumor | ThePhantomBane | djp7vab | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most offensive part about this is the brackets following the array name as opposed to the data type, this behavior is a bad influence on the children<|... | 767 |
programmerhumor | yousmelllikearainbow | djpbzfd | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy ... | 735 |
programmerhumor | hey01 | djp7qrf | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|sor|>It seems I may be a monster..<|eor|><|sor|>You are.
S... | 464 |
programmerhumor | Scuwr | djp6v1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|sor|>It seems I may be a monster..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 432 |
programmerhumor | princetrunks | djphjwo | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention using Java with a CPU harassing while... | 270 |
programmerhumor | DraugrMurderboss | djpdn8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy ... | 246 |
programmerhumor | avelertimetr | djpfdq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. What sort of monster is this... | 238 |
programmerhumor | 504Dug | djpn4sz | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention using Java with a CPU harassing while... | 238 |
programmerhumor | BS_in_BS | djp94qo | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis<|eor|><|sor|>There's a newline after each<|eor|><|sor|>PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS<|eor|><|sor|>It's still true, idk w... | 207 |
programmerhumor | levelprime | djp9m8l | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most offensive part about this is the brackets following the array name as opposed to the data type, this behavior is a bad influence on the children<|... | 175 |
programmerhumor | DoHarpiesHaveCloacas | djp4peq | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The brackets go after String smh...<|eor|><|sor|>If I recall correctly, Java will actually allow C-style declarations of arrays like that (been a while sin... | 171 |
programmerhumor | TheThinker_SK | djp45sr | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The brackets go after String smh...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | xkcd_transcriber | djp5trv | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/).
edit... | 166 |
programmerhumor | MoonlightSolace | djp62pb | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/).
edit... | 163 |
programmerhumor | WILL_CODE_FOR_PIZZA | 7gg8ej | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,954 |
programmerhumor | Llemons42 | dqiu9qe | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,251 |
programmerhumor | Myrx | dqiw96d | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>One rooty boi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,040 |
programmerhumor | Codepixl | dqj0u14 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am root<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,958 |
programmerhumor | WILL_CODE_FOR_PIZZA | dqj3hl6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-... | 1,460 |
programmerhumor | SuperChillyGuy | dqiwqmh | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|sor|>Root is not OP. Root is God.
Edit: Thanks for the Gold! First time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,303 |
programmerhumor | austin101123 | dqj3rb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-... | 937 |
programmerhumor | HACKERcrombie | dqiveua | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, is Apple's security system coded in Javascript? Everything makes sense now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 811 |
programmerhumor | The_Juiciest | dqj396w | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | ZombieElvis | dqj5lon | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am root<|eor|><|sor|>He just said "welcome to the frickin' Sys Admins of the Galaxy", but without the "frickin'".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | Llemons42 | dqixr3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|sor|>Root is not OP. Root is God.
Edit: Thanks for the Gold! First time!<|eor|><|sor|>God is also over powered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | ForceBlade | dqj63o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-... | 490 |
programmerhumor | blueish101 | dqj3hzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, is Apple's security system coded in Javascript? Everything makes sense now.<|eor|><|sor|>macOS is an electron app now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | imthefrizzlefry | dqj8ozy | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: root
Password: pass
...
Welcome to phpMyAdmin
Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!<|eor|><|sor|>in 2012, some guy found around 420,000 devices (server, routers, cable boxes, etc...) connected to the internet with usern... | 414 |
programmerhumor | SlickLibro | dqj80vg | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Funny, but the exploit still requires physical access.
Not good at all, but also not horrible. <|eor|><|sor|>No it doesn't... it can be used as a privilege escalation exploit remotely, which is rlly bad.... | 272 |
programmerhumor | agentlame | dqjch3m | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: root
Password: pass
...
Welcome to phpMyAdmin
Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!<|eor|><|sor|>in 2012, some guy found around 420,000 devices (server, routers, cable boxes, etc...) connected to the internet with usern... | 264 |
programmerhumor | imthefrizzlefry | dqj7nrc | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-... | 256 |
programmerhumor | Sooraj599 | tssog6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,943 |
programmerhumor | ThatDudeBesideYou | i2tce27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,051 |
programmerhumor | SearchingForLinda | i2tg6ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Mr-X89 | i2tjq0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|sor|>In movies - yes. In reality? [Not at all](http:/... | 329 |
programmerhumor | menides | i2tttao | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Oh wow I didn't come here to be attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | FishySwede | i2td1xa | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but I'm so fed up with this stereotype.
15 years as a professional programmer and I've only a few people who fit this description.
Let's break the stigma and start explaining to pe... | 260 |
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