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programmerhumor | GavHern | jhkk8as | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>r/mademesmile material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | madlabdog | jhkg8yb | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She executed the last-minute "git stash"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | sccrstud92 | jhkifju | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I could smile like that while showing my code<|eor|><|sor|>I've had my company forcing me to showcase a mock-up of a site we were building, I felt the consultants we hired were a bit slow so I basically build the scaffolding for the site and filled it with content with the roughest coding ever that just worked but was anything than pretty.
Management: Great, could you showcase that to the client while the team builds the real site?
Me: Uhn, sure but that would be lying and I'm not sure it would be beneficial to us when we don't make any progress from a user perspective while we make the code more efficient and cleaner.<|eor|><|sor|>Did management ask you to present it as a mock-up of the site or as a version of the site itself?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | Cley_Faye | jhk7b0r | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like we missed an edge case during testing.<|eor|><|sor|>More like a corner case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | b1ack1323 | jhkpl8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Pretend it didn't happen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5xpn3fu55vva1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wish I could smile like that while showing my code<|eor|><|sor|>Haha you guys show your code!
My company doesnt even know what a pull request is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | beetles_juiced | t8uv3j | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,999 |
programmerhumor | Glad_Grand_7408 | hzqd3rv | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,028 |
programmerhumor | neelankatan | hzqeabo | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That is also exactly the same dance i do once I figure out my indents<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programmerhumor | cplus4 | hzqoz5f | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I will never not upvote this little girl who reminds me of my daughters. Shes gotta be a teenager by now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | I_Am_Upvoter | hzqldsk | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That girl is a better developers than most in this sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | sanderd17 | hzqijb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard.
Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted (even when used as a key).
JSON is at least simple. So simple the full standard can be explained in a single page: https://www.json.org/json-en.html
Compare that to the YAML spec: https://yaml.org/spec/1.2.2/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | Purplociraptor | hzr39xo | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>Kids these days man, they are really good, at her age i would have just peed in the buckets and thrown it all across the room.
Sometimes I feel all the efforts i put in all my life would be surpassed by someone implementing some hobby project on some new programming tool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let imposter syndrome get you down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | SarcasmWarning | hzqc8go | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | scirc | hzqu9r9 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>What kinds of editors are you people using that you can't keep track of your indentation? I've literally never had this problem. Get an editorconfig plugin, slap a `.editorconfig` in your repo, and you'll never worry about indentation mismatches again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | ivster666 | hzr37w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That was funnier than the post criticizing that kids sorting skills<|eor|><|sor|>Did she even study sorting algorithms? Shm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | Arrowkill | hzrf1oa | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>That is also exactly the same dance i do once I figure out my indents<|eor|><|sor|>I adore the reaction of this child and also have done that exact same dance after fixing errors so many times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | toilet_worshipper | hzr7dsd | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>Kids these days man, they are really good, at her age i would have just peed in the buckets and thrown it all across the room.
Sometimes I feel all the efforts i put in all my life would be surpassed by someone implementing some hobby project on some new programming tool.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let imposter syndrome get you down.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let the down syndrome get you... imposter...ed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | plasmasprings | hzqwu3n | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard.
Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted (even when used as a key).
JSON is at least simple. So simple the full standard can be explained in a single page: https://www.json.org/json-en.html
Compare that to the YAML spec: https://yaml.org/spec/1.2.2/<|eor|><|sor|>JSON is certainly simpler, but the way it parses commas really winds me up. Yes you can comment out a single line, but if it happens to be the last line then everything breaks :\\
Both seem to suffer from the same insanity for various levels: Easy for a computer to parse, and significantly less easy for humans. It should be the other way round. The idea of using non printing characters (including whitespace) as anything but insignificant is barbaric lunacy.
(that json spec page is really nicely written though, I'll give you that - thanks ;) )<|eor|><|sor|>> Yes you can comment out a single line
You can't, that's nonstandard. I really wish it was standard (along with trailing commas), but it is not and most parsers will raise an error on them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | drsimonz | hzqxcx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly don't understand why people struggle with indentation. Unless you are indenting with 2 spaces, it's incredibly obvious when code is indented relative to another line. Like these two lines are the same, and this 3rd line is shifted over by a full centimeter. Could that mean something??? In source code a single character makes an enormous difference. If this large of a visual feature is not grabbing your attention, I shudder to think what other details are being skimmed over. And if your problem is just with things like multi-line if statements, just throw in a few parentheses and it doesn't really matter how you do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | scirc | hzr47c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>What kinds of editors are you people using that you can't keep track of your indentation? I've literally never had this problem. Get an editorconfig plugin, slap a `.editorconfig` in your repo, and you'll never worry about indentation mismatches again.<|eor|><|sor|>You just haven't encountered a large enough method yet. Beyond 600 lines or so an IDE won't help you.
Edit: btw I forgot to mention, it gets worse once you start nesting functions. Three layers of nested functions deep in a single method your IDE really doesn't stand a chance. God help the soul of whoever it is that maintains that codebase now.<|eor|><|sor|>If your method is that long, it shouldn't be a single method.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | Zess_Crowfield | hzqzuqa | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>I will never not upvote this little girl who reminds me of my daughters. Shes gotta be a teenager by now<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the rebellious stage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | SarcasmWarning | hzqk2bk | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>Yaml and JSON can both get fucked whilst we're at it, too...<|eor|><|sor|>Yaml is a horrendous standard.
Strings don't have to be quoted, but the string "yes" is parsed as a boolean when left unquoted (even when used as a key).
JSON is at least simple. So simple the full standard can be explained in a single page: https://www.json.org/json-en.html
Compare that to the YAML spec: https://yaml.org/spec/1.2.2/<|eor|><|sor|>JSON is certainly simpler, but the way it parses commas really winds me up. Yes you can comment out a single line, but if it happens to be the last line then everything breaks :\\
Both seem to suffer from the same insanity for various levels: Easy for a computer to parse, and significantly less easy for humans. It should be the other way round. The idea of using non printing characters (including whitespace) as anything but insignificant is barbaric lunacy.
(that json spec page is really nicely written though, I'll give you that - thanks ;) )<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | HughLauriePausini | hzr4vxu | <|sols|><|sot|>IndentationError: expected an indented block<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/tg2vkecx00m81<|eol|><|sor|>This kid looked like she was seeing though the matrix while she was working...<|eor|><|sor|>The patience this kid has is out of this world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | YourTextHere_Studios | gkl4fv | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,970 |
programmerhumor | RufusMcCoot | fqry0by | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,563 |
programmerhumor | evanldixon | fqs5qnp | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|sor|>Ship it now, we'll fix it in the next version.
_(Bug remains for decades.)_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,450 |
programmerhumor | carlinwasright | fqry8ne | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | YourMJK | fqsf9ke | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, depends on what abstraction level you are working on.
If you're only working with a date & time library (like you should!) instead of trying to do everything yourself, it's actually often not that complicated for the programmer.
The actual topic however is very complex and nuanced. That's why ["you look at the people who dealt with this before and you thank them very much, you take what they made and put it in your program and you never ever look at it again. Because that way lies madness."](https://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | Glathull | fqrz725 | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders 1,000,000 beers. Orders -5 beers. Orders a horse. Leaves the bar. Rides the horse into the bathroom window and unflushes the toilet. Rides the horse into the main bar area. Orders null waters for the horse. Orders a prostitute and fucks her in the ass 3000i times with the 10 dick he ordered from the bartender he didnt tell you about. Files Jira tickets against all these bugs.
Dev: uhhh, all this program does is print MVP. Youre a sick fuck.
Product manager: I guess we have to build a bar now so that we can close all these bug tickets.
Eng. director: working as intended.
VP of product: I want that magic dick.
CEO: were pivoting to unicorn prostitutes at Facebook scale.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | 97mario | fqrys5h | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: shes 22 years old<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | fqsae3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | LiqdPT | fqsmm4a | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. Of course the dev is gonna miss stuff. They wrote the code so they subconsciously know what it does and will write tests within those parameters. I also liked having someone else read the PM spec and come up with their own interpretation of what that meant. Frequently there would be 2 vastly different interpretations and you'd need to go back to the PM for clarification. When it's just the dev, they might think something is obvious in the spec and find out way too late that wasn't what the pm meant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | pkuyken | fqs4b7u | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds similar to the QA **GOD** we had on my previous team. In 20+ years of development I've never come across someone so damnable thorough than <redacted name to make sure nobody can poach him>.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | fade_is_timothy_holt | fqsacac | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This cant be a real Quora answer because it didnt start by condescendingly telling the asker what they really meant to ask, spend a page on the history of every term in the question, and then include a personal anecdote about how the topic of the question saved their dads life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | simulatedsausage | fqsfhko | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anything dealing with dates & times...I guaran-fucking-tee there are bugs to squish, every time.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone argued with me in another thread that dates and times are dead simple.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, depends on what abstraction level you are working on.
If you're only working with a date & time library (like you should!) instead of trying to do everything yourself, it's actually often not that complicated for the programmer.
The actual topic however is very complex and nuanced. That's why ["you look at the people who dealt with this before and you thank them very much, you take what they made and put it in your program and you never ever look at it again. Because that way lies madness."](https://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY)<|eor|><|sor|>Spot on. Date and time are very, very tricky but luckily some big brained folks already figured out the hard parts and we can just use the libraries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | Yegie | fqsr67q | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What's a QA<|eor|><|sor|>Quality Assurance. A team dedicated to finding bugs, or use tools the way devs didn't intend to.
Helps with both the programming side, and also UX/UI.
It's also widely used in game development, the so called "game testers"<|eor|><|sor|>And by team we obviously mean one guy who 3 departments share.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | sweedishfishoreo | fqsqoi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What's a QA<|eor|><|sor|>Quality Assurance. A team dedicated to finding bugs, or use tools the way devs didn't intend to.
Helps with both the programming side, and also UX/UI.
It's also widely used in game development, the so called "game testers"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | SaggiSponge | fqsp62e | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The tester is right though. A programmer should think of these scenarios.<|eor|><|sor|>Ship it now, we'll fix it in the next version.
_(Bug remains for decades.)_<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The code for Apollo 11 contains [my two favorite lines of code ever written](https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/blob/master/Luminary099/LUNAR_LANDING_GUIDANCE_EQUATIONS.agc#L179)
(Lines 179 and 180 in case the link doesn't work)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Tottles | fqs5rfk | <|sols|><|sot|>The meaning of everything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmq6l9aqv0z41.png<|eol|><|sor|>A QA tester walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders 1,000,000 beers. Orders -5 beers. Orders a horse. Leaves the bar. Rides the horse into the bathroom window and unflushes the toilet. Rides the horse into the main bar area. Orders null waters for the horse. Orders a prostitute and fucks her in the ass 3000i times with the 10 dick he ordered from the bartender he didnt tell you about. Files Jira tickets against all these bugs.
Dev: uhhh, all this program does is print MVP. Youre a sick fuck.
Product manager: I guess we have to build a bar now so that we can close all these bug tickets.
Eng. director: working as intended.
VP of product: I want that magic dick.
CEO: were pivoting to unicorn prostitutes at Facebook scale.<|eor|><|sor|>Its gotten so bad that the word pivot makes me cringe a bit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | BeastPlayerErin | p7b3q9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,964 |
programmerhumor | Da_Yakz | h9ikbrj | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,520 |
programmerhumor | BeastPlayerErin | h9ikfv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,984 |
programmerhumor | mattmu13 | h9iwusi | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked.
You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the password it found.
I also added a movie mode where it cycled through all the password guesses on screen so it looked pretty much like what you see in films.
It slowed that program waaaaay down. So much so that I thought about just having it play some random output rather than outputting what was actually happening, just to increase the speed.
Edit: thank you for all the comments about threading, I appreciate the suggestions. This was a POC used many years ago to prove a theory, and was not going further than a few employees so it never really got that far<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,603 |
programmerhumor | Zuruumi | h9j4zgz | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked.
You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the password it found.
I also added a movie mode where it cycled through all the password guesses on screen so it looked pretty much like what you see in films.
It slowed that program waaaaay down. So much so that I thought about just having it play some random output rather than outputting what was actually happening, just to increase the speed.
Edit: thank you for all the comments about threading, I appreciate the suggestions. This was a POC used many years ago to prove a theory, and was not going further than a few employees so it never really got that far<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is showing just every 1000th password. User won't notice, but it will be way faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | mr_tyler_durden | h9isvn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all sorts of little UI/UX hacks you can do to that arent helping functionality but they leave the user with a better feeling. I think skeleton loading/ghost loading UI is a good example of this. Even though its just pulsing/gradient-wiping a placeholder it makes the site feel faster. Same thing with those progress bars that run along the top border of a website, they arent based in reality at all but they give the perception of speed/something is happening.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 825 |
programmerhumor | The_Mdk | h9il3l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target
How else would you go through a database without showing each result?
In fact, weren't I so lazy, I'd absolutely do my next job like this, showing random text/photo results before showing the correct one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 679 |
programmerhumor | Da_Yakz | h9il0hk | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes that's definitely a possibility lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | Trekky0623 | h9ivktz | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all sorts of little UI/UX hacks you can do to that arent helping functionality but they leave the user with a better feeling. I think skeleton loading/ghost loading UI is a good example of this. Even though its just pulsing/gradient-wiping a placeholder it makes the site feel faster. Same thing with those progress bars that run along the top border of a website, they arent based in reality at all but they give the perception of speed/something is happening.<|eor|><|sor|>Meaningless loading bars are the difference between the user just being impatient and the user pulling the plug or force quitting the program because they think it's stuck.
Just gotta give them hope that something is happening and progress is being made.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | Ferro_Giconi | h9jbyt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I built a brute force password cracking utility at one of the jobs I worked.
You loaded the files, setup the options and it just ran. It told you for how long and then would eventually show you the password it found.
I also added a movie mode where it cycled through all the password guesses on screen so it looked pretty much like what you see in films.
It slowed that program waaaaay down. So much so that I thought about just having it play some random output rather than outputting what was actually happening, just to increase the speed.
Edit: thank you for all the comments about threading, I appreciate the suggestions. This was a POC used many years ago to prove a theory, and was not going further than a few employees so it never really got that far<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is showing just every 1000th password. User won't notice, but it will be way faster.<|eor|><|sor|>I've tried this method of updating once every X number of items but that creates more overhead unnecessarily when something might be processing at 100,000 items per second. If you set it too slow then it'll update even slower on a slower computer and if it's set too fast it'll just become a blur on a faster computer. There is no middle ground with that method that creates a good non-blur indication of high speed on all computers.
The method I prefer is setting a timer that updates the UI once every X number of milliseconds. For something like showing passwords being tried, you really only need an update once every 50 milliseconds or so to give a good indication of high speed. And then also add a second number for number of passwords tried per second that averages the last few seconds to avoid having it jump up and down and only updates once every 250-500ms.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | RealEmx | h9iqmhl | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|sor|>I just took a photo of me and I found a picture of myself from a newswebsite I didn't know existed. But sadly without pro I can't open the link and look what the article is all about :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | The_Mdk | h9ipj9v | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target
How else would you go through a database without showing each result?
In fact, weren't I so lazy, I'd absolutely do my next job like this, showing random text/photo results before showing the correct one<|eor|><|sor|>This would be great for a login form.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine querying a random row from the accounts table and comparing it to the login data while displaying the username and password, and repeat the process until it's a match<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | Lunchables | h9ip7hz | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That was the best part in Uplink, seeing the random mugshots scrolling past until it stopped on your target
How else would you go through a database without showing each result?
In fact, weren't I so lazy, I'd absolutely do my next job like this, showing random text/photo results before showing the correct one<|eor|><|sor|>This would be great for a login form.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | h9ixpmm | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes that's definitely a possibility lol<|eor|><|sor|>Or you have a new career awaiting you..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | ICantBelieveItsNotEC | h9itepx | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, I don't think this is as unrealistic as it sounds. Frontend developers will often put sleep statements after user interactions so that it feels like the system is doing something. I can kind of see a company that makes facial matching software having a canned animation that loops through a few hundred stock faces to make it seem like the software is doing something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Tytoalba2 | h9iwrij | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|sor|>I just took a photo of me and I found a picture of myself from a newswebsite I didn't know existed. But sadly without pro I can't open the link and look what the article is all about :(<|eor|><|sor|>Send a gdpr notice if you're in europe lol. Even if they don't host the image themselves that should work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | mr_tyler_durden | h9ivt8i | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>While this is completely true and funny, humans are weird and showing a random sample/subset of the images you are scanning would absolutely make the client who uses the software happy. There are all sorts of little UI/UX hacks you can do to that arent helping functionality but they leave the user with a better feeling. I think skeleton loading/ghost loading UI is a good example of this. Even though its just pulsing/gradient-wiping a placeholder it makes the site feel faster. Same thing with those progress bars that run along the top border of a website, they arent based in reality at all but they give the perception of speed/something is happening.<|eor|><|sor|>Meaningless loading bars are the difference between the user just being impatient and the user pulling the plug or force quitting the program because they think it's stuck.
Just gotta give them hope that something is happening and progress is being made.<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, the only I hate about fake progress bars is I feel like Im lying to my users (because I am in a way) but I think its a net-positive overall. It amazes me that even knowing that its fake doesnt ruin the illusion for myself even (both on my own and others websites/software).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Da_Yakz | h9j1ye6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The system is looking for him.... Bingo !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k4owlpx24ai71.png<|eol|><|sor|>There is this website called https://pimeyes.com/en that finds people that look like you on the Internet and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
I don't like these services anymore lol.<|eor|><|soopr|>>and all it returned for me was people with dicks in their faces because apparently I look like some gay pornstars.
Or maybe the website was trying to tell you that you are a dickhead ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes that's definitely a possibility lol<|eor|><|sor|>Or you have a new career awaiting you..<|eor|><|sor|>It's a back up if Web dev doesn't work out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | noirthesable | 6kvfqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,958 |
programmerhumor | MoonlightSolace | djp5t39 | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/).
edit: messed up bracers and brackets =P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,377 |
programmerhumor | Captain_Tang | djp9hq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,515 |
programmerhumor | TheMuskOfElon | djpcb6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy suburb is...<|eor|><|sor|>Rich<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | mumbalakumbala | djp9d3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | nilpointer | djp5ljg | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 870 |
programmerhumor | ThePhantomBane | djp7vab | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most offensive part about this is the brackets following the array name as opposed to the data type, this behavior is a bad influence on the children<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 767 |
programmerhumor | yousmelllikearainbow | djpbzfd | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy suburb is...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | hey01 | djp7qrf | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|sor|>It seems I may be a monster..<|eor|><|sor|>You are.
Seriously, using braces even for one line loops makes your code more readable and less error inducing when someone has to modify it. Do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | Scuwr | djp6v1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What monster doesn't use a curly brace for a while loop? Even if it is a single line...<|eor|><|sor|>It seems I may be a monster..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | princetrunks | djphjwo | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention using Java with a CPU harassing while-loop. That tunnel isn't the only pipe that's a mess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | DraugrMurderboss | djpdn8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm trying to figure out wtf a techy suburb is...<|eor|><|sor|>Rich<|eor|><|sor|>Extremely vetted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | avelertimetr | djpfdq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone is complaining about the brackets, but look at that breach in class capitalization conventions!<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. What sort of monster is this person?<|eor|><|sor|>A Java programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | 504Dug | djpn4sz | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some people have no shame. Anarchists. Writing a class name with all lowercase. Savages. <|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention using Java with a CPU harassing while-loop. That tunnel isn't the only pipe that's a mess.<|eor|><|sor|>I may be asking a dumb question, but how would you construct a more lightweight infinite loop here? This is the approach I'd generally take.<|eor|><|sor|>Add delays if its okay to do so...run in separate thread rather than main application thread, so can be monitored without crashing app,..what else??<|eor|><|sor|>ok but to be fair it's a loop that prints penis <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | BS_in_BS | djp94qo | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis
Penis<|eor|><|sor|>There's a newline after each<|eor|><|sor|>PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS<|eor|><|sor|>It's still true, idk why you stopped<|eor|><|sor|>`PenisOverflowError`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | levelprime | djp9m8l | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most offensive part about this is the brackets following the array name as opposed to the data type, this behavior is a bad influence on the children<|eor|><|sor|>I think that's the way eclipse defaults<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | DoHarpiesHaveCloacas | djp4peq | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The brackets go after String smh...<|eor|><|sor|>If I recall correctly, Java will actually allow C-style declarations of arrays like that (been a while since I've touched Java, but...).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | TheThinker_SK | djp45sr | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The brackets go after String smh...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | xkcd_transcriber | djp5trv | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/).
edit: messed up bracers and brackets =P<|eor|><|sor|>[Image](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_general_problem.png)
[Mobile](https://m.xkcd.com/974/)
**Title:** The General Problem
**Title-text:** I find that when someone's taking time to do something right in the present, they're a perfectionist with no ability to prioritize, whereas when someone took time to do something right in the past, they're a master artisan of great foresight\.
[Comic Explanation](https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/974#Explanation)
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programmerhumor | MoonlightSolace | djp62pb | <|sols|><|sot|>Grew up in a tech-y suburb. The graffiti by teenagers around here was a little... different.<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/fW8kNcT.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say what you will about graffiti, at least he's solved a problem with code. Personally I barely get past the [planning stage](https://xkcd.com/974/).
edit: messed up bracers and brackets =P<|eor|><|sor|>Swap the parentheses and square brackets friendo
EDIT: wrote curly brackets instead of parentheses<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, my bad. Was typing on mobile and couldn't remember the order. Had to take a chance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | WILL_CODE_FOR_PIZZA | 7gg8ej | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,954 |
programmerhumor | Llemons42 | dqiu9qe | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,251 |
programmerhumor | Myrx | dqiw96d | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>One rooty boi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,040 |
programmerhumor | Codepixl | dqj0u14 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am root<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,958 |
programmerhumor | WILL_CODE_FOR_PIZZA | dqj3hl6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,460 |
programmerhumor | SuperChillyGuy | dqiwqmh | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|sor|>Root is not OP. Root is God.
Edit: Thanks for the Gold! First time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,303 |
programmerhumor | austin101123 | dqj3rb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|sor|>HAHAHA oh my fucking god that is hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 937 |
programmerhumor | HACKERcrombie | dqiveua | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, is Apple's security system coded in Javascript? Everything makes sense now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 811 |
programmerhumor | The_Juiciest | dqj396w | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | ZombieElvis | dqj5lon | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am root<|eor|><|sor|>He just said "welcome to the frickin' Sys Admins of the Galaxy", but without the "frickin'".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | Llemons42 | dqixr3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always Root. Root is OP<|eor|><|sor|>Root is not OP. Root is God.
Edit: Thanks for the Gold! First time!<|eor|><|sor|>God is also over powered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | ForceBlade | dqj63o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|sor|>HAHAHA oh my fucking god that is hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>It's funny for sure, but holy fuck it's painfully not ok haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | blueish101 | dqj3hzs | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>So, is Apple's security system coded in Javascript? Everything makes sense now.<|eor|><|sor|>macOS is an electron app now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | imthefrizzlefry | dqj8ozy | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: root
Password: pass
...
Welcome to phpMyAdmin
Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!<|eor|><|sor|>in 2012, some guy found around 420,000 devices (server, routers, cable boxes, etc...) connected to the internet with username:password combinations like "root":"root", "admin":"admin", or "admin":""... it's crazy how horrible so many people are about security.
Like Linksys and cisco routers using admin:admin as the default, and enabling remote access (for example)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carna_botnet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | SlickLibro | dqj80vg | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Funny, but the exploit still requires physical access.
Not good at all, but also not horrible. <|eor|><|sor|>No it doesn't... it can be used as a privilege escalation exploit remotely, which is rlly bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | agentlame | dqjch3m | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>User: root
Password: pass
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Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!<|eor|><|sor|>in 2012, some guy found around 420,000 devices (server, routers, cable boxes, etc...) connected to the internet with username:password combinations like "root":"root", "admin":"admin", or "admin":""... it's crazy how horrible so many people are about security.
Like Linksys and cisco routers using admin:admin as the default, and enabling remote access (for example)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carna_botnet<|eor|><|sor|>There's the other side of this where I get pissed when the default login of a new device *isn't* `admin:admin` so I Google the default login and get a table of the default logins.
Oh, you have a `fuckoff2000`? The default is `admin:bignuts2000`. It's no more secure but I need to look it up... because that's a better system. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | imthefrizzlefry | dqj7nrc | <|sols|><|sot|>Who would win?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/20wxatz71z001.png<|eol|><|sor|>Does anyone feel nice enough to explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>There's a bug in the latest version of OS X, which allows you to bypass things requiring root access by putting "root" with no password
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-42161823<|eoopr|><|sor|>HAHAHA oh my fucking god that is hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>It's funny for sure, but holy fuck it's painfully not ok haha<|eor|><|sor|>It's already patched<|eor|><|sor|>that's still not a good excuse... setting the root password has been step #1 in Unix for more time than most people on this site have been alive... I want to say the 70's, but I heard somewhere that the earliest versions of UNIX didn't use passwords because you needed physical access to the machines and nobody cared about security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | Sooraj599 | tssog6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,943 |
programmerhumor | ThatDudeBesideYou | i2tce27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,051 |
programmerhumor | SearchingForLinda | i2tg6ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Mr-X89 | i2tjq0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|sor|>In movies - yes. In reality? [Not at all](http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20IQ.htm)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | menides | i2tttao | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Oh wow I didn't come here to be attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | FishySwede | i2td1xa | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but I'm so fed up with this stereotype.
15 years as a professional programmer and I've only a few people who fit this description.
Let's break the stigma and start explaining to people that, guess what, programmers are pretty normal people. You don't have to be a lonely nerd to go into software development.
Sorry to ruin the mood... It just gets to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
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