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programmerhumor | pblol | jikatmt | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait wait waaaaiit...
I just got an idea. What if we can direct those people who claim to have a brilliant new app idea or website idea or tech idea to ask chatgpt instead of coming to us?<|eor|><|sor|>Now instead of them telling you the idea, they'll keep sending you lines of code and telling you where to put them<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/WhR0nnF
Tbf, I was curious if it would work and agreed to help.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 517 |
programmerhumor | DeviousBeevious | jik3rbb | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best part about this is that ChatGPT is probably an excellent tool for learning how to get a website hosted.<|eor|><|sor|>> The reason why you cannot link a website that starts with C:\ to someone is because this type of link refers to a file location on the sender's computer, rather than a website that can be accessed from anywhere on the internet.
>When you use C:\ to start a link, it is actually pointing to a file location on the sender's computer, which means that the recipient of the link would not be able to access the file, because it is not located on their computer.
>To share a file or document with someone, you would need to use a file-sharing service or upload the file to a website or cloud storage platform, and then share the link to that location instead. This way, the recipient can access the file from any device with an internet connection.
EDIT:
ELI5 how to host a website
> Sure! Here's a simplified explanation:
>
> Choose a web hosting provider: A web hosting provider is a company that offers server space to store your website files and make them available online. There are many web hosting providers to choose from, and they offer various hosting plans with different features and pricing.
>
> Register a domain name: A domain name is the web address that people will use to access your website (e.g. www.yourwebsite.com). You can register a domain name through a domain registrar, which is also often offered by web hosting providers.
>
> Create your website: You can create your website using a website builder tool, such as WordPress, or by coding it yourself using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. Make sure to optimize your website for user experience, speed, and search engine visibility.
>
> Upload your website files: Once you have created your website, you need to upload the files to your web hosting server. This can be done using a file transfer protocol (FTP) client or through your web hosting provider's control panel.
>
> Configure your domain settings: You need to connect your domain name to your web hosting server by updating your domain's DNS settings. This is done through your domain registrar's control panel or by contacting their customer support.
>
> Test your website: After you have uploaded your website files and configured your domain settings, you should test your website to make sure it is working properly. You can do this by typing your domain name into a web browser and seeing if your website loads correctly.
>
> Congratulations, your website is now hosted and live on the internet!
Sadly i think its explanation is still not nearly simple enough...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | Esjs | jik1g3c | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Web development jobs: not safe
Web hosting jobs: safe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Flicki111 | jijww3y | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>jokes on him, it is already unavailable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | HanCurunyr | jikdn9a | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|sor|>Good ole PEBCAK.<|eor|><|sor|>I also used PICNIC
Problem in chair, not in computer.<|eor|><|sor|>In portuguese we have BIOS, Babaca Idiota Operando Sistema, translates to english as Idiot Asshole operating a system<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | LonePaladin | jika56e | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dude, your job is done for I just made an entire website with todays sponsor: Squarespace!<|eor|><|sor|>I made mine with Raid Shadow Legends, sign up today to get three free new characters!<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to like that smash button!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | universal_boi | jik1azu | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next level of localhost<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | a_devious_compliance | jijxff5 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also Ben:
ChatGPT, please get me the phone number for the internet. I've got an awesome website I need to get listed!<|eor|><|sor|>We can change from ben to Jen also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | -hellkey- | eb2lbc | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,909 |
programmerhumor | Pale_Rider28 | fb1hno0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,687 |
programmerhumor | LordFokas | fb1js02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,832 |
programmerhumor | DarkWiiPlayer | fb1ea17 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,540 |
programmerhumor | mr___ | fb1qrfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hubs are not just wires connected together. There must be a hub chip that talks to the host and manages each device. I dont think these splittters contain that - but they might.
Edit: i see these are actual hubs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,411 |
programmerhumor | AlmostButNotQuit | fb1u6xl | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|sor|>USB in lisp is "you eth bee"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,289 |
programmerhumor | kaimason1 | fb1r3v1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hubs are not just wires connected together. There must be a hub chip that talks to the host and manages each device. I dont think these splittters contain that - but they might.
Edit: i see these are actual hubs<|eor|><|sor|>They'd have to contain that, no? How else would they be remotely useful? Just as power splitters?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 766 |
programmerhumor | puplicy | fb1eqny | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Enough "if"-s to call it AI<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 680 |
programmerhumor | Darxploit | fb1lq74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This also is a good example of how linked lists work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 521 |
programmerhumor | notmeaningful | fb1zv7c | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hubs are not just wires connected together. There must be a hub chip that talks to the host and manages each device. I dont think these splittters contain that - but they might.
Edit: i see these are actual hubs<|eor|><|sor|>They'd have to contain that, no? How else would they be remotely useful? Just as power splitters?<|eor|><|sor|>So what would happen if I coneect 2 decices to the same port without any chip to control it? Just splitting the data pins.<|eor|><|sor|>They would probably draw the max unnegotiated current from the power pins but neither would be able to negotiate with the host since they're both screaming over each other.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | The_Goldy | fb1hxyx | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These are my for loops as Im incrementing through my partners 32-D matrix in Matlab because it makes more sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | colfrog | fb1g3g1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|sor|>No the last port has to be left unplugged<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | yonatan8070 | fb1yiuh | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>As long as the devices don't draw too much current or don't require a large transmission speed it should be fine.<|eor|><|sor|>USB hubs are not just wires connected together. There must be a hub chip that talks to the host and manages each device. I dont think these splittters contain that - but they might.
Edit: i see these are actual hubs<|eor|><|sor|>They'd have to contain that, no? How else would they be remotely useful? Just as power splitters?<|eor|><|sor|>So what would happen if I coneect 2 decices to the same port without any chip to control it? Just splitting the data pins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | atxranchhand | fb1i77s | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what case is for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | RespectableLurker555 | fb1ugf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These are my for loops as Im incrementing through my partners 32-D matrix in Matlab because it makes more sense<|eor|><|sor|>*cries in O(n^32 )*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Kompakt | fb1vzhz | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what case is for<|eor|><|sor|>Some languages don't have switch statements...looking at you Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | fb1q9b2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this how USB works in lisp?<|eor|><|sor|>No the last port has to be left unplugged<|eor|><|sor|>(did(you(mean(unplugged))))<|eor|><|sor|>(unplugged(mean(you(did))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Mackan90095 | fb1si4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Stacking if else statements be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6rbq35occu441.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's awful about this is that it probably actually works.<|eor|><|sor|>You can actually connect up to 127 ports to a single port and still have it work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | ht99ol | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,736 |
programmerhumor | ConfusedPolatBear | fyfjzvl | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ruminations on whether he needs to buy new underwear or if he can just sew the holes up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,594 |
programmerhumor | warpedspockclone | fyftvb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I only did one minor version update to make it compatible with a new CMS.
It stands as the best code I've ever written. None of the rest of my stuff is that well documented, lol.
I left and handed it off to someone else. He loves it!
The best part is that I wrote it on my own time because it filled a gap that annoyed the hell out of me and that needed standardization. It wasn't even directly related to what I was working on.
Oh, the good old days when I was still passionate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,201 |
programmerhumor | itslumley | fyfjyf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,908 |
programmerhumor | TrevinLC1997 | fyflscg | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,415 |
programmerhumor | notMateo | fyfo061 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/opponent019/status/1282144731124752384?s=20<|eor|><|sor|>I mean... All he had to do in the interview was say "I'm sorry, but you don't understand, I actually wrote that library."<|eor|><|sor|>If I was in an interview and they started arguing with me over something I made that there probably hiring me for, I would immediately want to work somewhere else. Me personally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,229 |
programmerhumor | warpedspockclone | fyfyiky | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I only did one minor version update to make it compatible with a new CMS.
It stands as the best code I've ever written. None of the rest of my stuff is that well documented, lol.
I left and handed it off to someone else. He loves it!
The best part is that I wrote it on my own time because it filled a gap that annoyed the hell out of me and that needed standardization. It wasn't even directly related to what I was working on.
Oh, the good old days when I was still passionate.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the package do?<|eor|><|sor|>It was UI and back end functionality for content management that was an abstraction over a shitty system. That system stored blobs in a db but it handled lots of things poorly. I provided proper versioning, locking, and metadata/properties, as well as a customizable UI widget that had a tiny learning curve. The crown jewel in my mind was the admin functionality. Suppose a user said they were having issues. The admin dashboard had tools for everything a dev on support would need to do.
A big issue that I set out to solve was proper granular searching and display of relevant items. It was done poorly, so I standardized it and abstracted it away.
Welp, that was uniquely identifying. Hi dudes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,096 |
programmerhumor | Vortesian | fyfl105 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ruminations on whether he needs to buy new underwear or if he can just sew the holes up.<|eor|><|sor|>Surely not all the holes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,020 |
programmerhumor | xSTSxZerglingOne | fyfnj6w | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/opponent019/status/1282144731124752384?s=20<|eor|><|sor|>I mean... All he had to do in the interview was say "I'm sorry, but you don't understand, I actually wrote that library."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 857 |
programmerhumor | Rawrplus | fyfxn8c | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I only did one minor version update to make it compatible with a new CMS.
It stands as the best code I've ever written. None of the rest of my stuff is that well documented, lol.
I left and handed it off to someone else. He loves it!
The best part is that I wrote it on my own time because it filled a gap that annoyed the hell out of me and that needed standardization. It wasn't even directly related to what I was working on.
Oh, the good old days when I was still passionate.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the package do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 795 |
programmerhumor | Philboyd_Studge | fyfja2i | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't that be on his resume?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 668 |
programmerhumor | camerontbelt | fyflxdd | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ruminations on whether he needs to buy new underwear or if he can just sew the holes up.<|eor|><|sor|>The reason we write code is so we can forget how it works. We just hope we write it well enough to revisit it and regain the understanding, or have tests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 604 |
programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | fyg6j13 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote a library. It was only used at my company, though, but I probably should have tried to share it. In 5 years, I had only a handful of questions because I documented the crap out of it and made it extremely useful. I only did one minor version update to make it compatible with a new CMS.
It stands as the best code I've ever written. None of the rest of my stuff is that well documented, lol.
I left and handed it off to someone else. He loves it!
The best part is that I wrote it on my own time because it filled a gap that annoyed the hell out of me and that needed standardization. It wasn't even directly related to what I was working on.
Oh, the good old days when I was still passionate.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the package do?<|eor|><|sor|>It was UI and back end functionality for content management that was an abstraction over a shitty system. That system stored blobs in a db but it handled lots of things poorly. I provided proper versioning, locking, and metadata/properties, as well as a customizable UI widget that had a tiny learning curve. The crown jewel in my mind was the admin functionality. Suppose a user said they were having issues. The admin dashboard had tools for everything a dev on support would need to do.
A big issue that I set out to solve was proper granular searching and display of relevant items. It was done poorly, so I standardized it and abstracted it away.
Welp, that was uniquely identifying. Hi dudes.<|eor|><|sor|>> Welp, that was uniquely identifying
Will be interesting if thats the case. My guess is it is not possible to identify someone from knowing they worked on a project that:
- involves content management
- has some UI
- abstracts over another system that isnt well designed
- stores data in blobs
- has monitoring/troubleshooting support
- is well documented
That narrows it down to about 284731 projects being worked on right now. Im working on something in my own time that could be a match depending on which direction it goes.<|eor|><|sor|>"is well documented" narrows it down much more, haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 602 |
programmerhumor | jbaba_glasses | fyfm6fp | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/opponent019/status/1282144731124752384?s=20<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 574 |
programmerhumor | xSTSxZerglingOne | fyfrymz | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/opponent019/status/1282144731124752384?s=20<|eor|><|sor|>I mean... All he had to do in the interview was say "I'm sorry, but you don't understand, I actually wrote that library."<|eor|><|sor|>If I was in an interview and they started arguing with me over something I made that there probably hiring me for, I would immediately want to work somewhere else. Me personally.<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. But I'm always of the opinion that when someone is openly and blatantly wrong to my face, I like to make sure they know it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 573 |
programmerhumor | AnOnlineHandle | fyfnfoo | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These types of posts seem to be popping up...<|eor|><|sor|>If its a known library Im curious why he didnt mention the library being asked about instead of a certain library
Idk, just seems fake af.<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/opponent019/status/1282144731124752384?s=20<|eor|><|sor|>TL;DR Apparently it's called Interstellar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 462 |
programmerhumor | bendvis | fyfjgct | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't that be on his resume?<|eor|><|sor|>Only if he put it there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | EnkiiMuto | fyfqde1 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't that be on his resume?<|eor|><|sor|>Only if he put it there.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would he? He didn't understand the concepts of the library he made. Pay attention<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | HardlightCereal | fyfme41 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's always fun..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tn1wn7i44jb51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who among us hasn't written code then almost immediately forgotten everything about it? It's entirely possible he wrote the library then promptly erased it from his mind to make room for more important things, like pizza, or ruminations on whether he needs to buy new underwear or if he can just sew the holes up.<|eor|><|sor|>Surely not all the holes?<|eor|><|sor|>Black-box underwear<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | resueman__ | 8z0bky | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,478 |
programmerhumor | Elnathbeta | e2f3wqz | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,972 |
programmerhumor | allkill | e2f40zg | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,063 |
programmerhumor | khendron | e2f8zwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A company I used to work for did this a lot. We'd slap together a proof-of-concept prototype, the PMs would take one look and say "Looks good! Ship it!" and not understand when told them it's only a prototype.
We started putting pictures of chickens in all our prototype UIs, so they were un-shippable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,221 |
programmerhumor | halbaradkenafin | e2f49y8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|sor|>It also needs a little pizzaz, but not too much. We don't want to be showing off too much. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,955 |
programmerhumor | itzjayp | e2f4n62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>* one week into the project *
"oh yeah, listen up. we have heard of [buzzword feature], can you please incorporate it into the project? what? no, we cannot give you more time. that would mess with that nice gantt-chart i drew earlier in ms-paint! look just...just put it in there. if you need more time cut some of the testing. you are supposed to write good code at the first try anyway."
* mutters while walking away *
"testing. nobody ist 'testing' anything else in this office. i can write six pages of report without some idiot proofreading it. why cant those code-monkeys?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,019 |
programmerhumor | NervousHovercraft | e2f6pwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>I love the fact that he changed the 10 to 12 seconds. Like even if you want it to be finished, it still 'takes time' <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,593 |
programmerhumor | Andorwar | e2f4917 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Client with 10 years experience of bargaining vs programmer with 10 years experience of programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | Lucavon | e2f8hao | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>About the 10s thing, since he used 2 extra seconds (20%):
Client: We gave you 20% more time and it still doesn't work! WHY? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 963 |
programmerhumor | dddaavviiddd | e2f7yom | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|sor|>It also needs a little pizzaz, but not too much. We don't want to be showing off too much. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its a great opportunity for you, and youll get lots of work coming out of this. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | THEJAZZMUSIC | e2f7lfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Just hire 60 artists and they can do the 10 minute version in 10 seconds, duh. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 763 |
programmerhumor | jongallant | e2f6l13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>* one week into the project *
"oh yeah, listen up. we have heard of [buzzword feature], can you please incorporate it into the project? what? no, we cannot give you more time. that would mess with that nice gantt-chart i drew earlier in ms-paint! look just...just put it in there. if you need more time cut some of the testing. you are supposed to write good code at the first try anyway."
* mutters while walking away *
"testing. nobody ist 'testing' anything else in this office. i can write six pages of report without some idiot proofreading it. why cant those code-monkeys?"<|eor|><|sor|>We prefer the term "code janitor".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 716 |
programmerhumor | Wolfblood-is-here | e2f88ju | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Can you do it in one minute but with the features of the ten minutes version?<|eor|><|sor|>Also make it pop<|eor|><|sor|>It also needs a little pizzaz, but not too much. We don't want to be showing off too much. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its a great opportunity for you, and youll get lots of work coming out of this. <|eor|><|sor|>Even though I know this is a joke I'm getting anxiety.
Also, I don't really know what I want but when I see it I'll tell you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 672 |
programmerhumor | commit_bat | e2f8uxe | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Just hire 60 artists and they can do the 10 minute version in 10 seconds, duh. <|eor|><|sor|>What one programmer can do in one month two programmers can do in two months.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | SpinahVieh | e2f5uhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[Results for reference](https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/646137606.jpg?mw=1920&mh=1080&q=70)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 623 |
programmerhumor | Baerentsen | e2fblpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Deadlines<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/oZFie9f.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A company I used to work for did this a lot. We'd slap together a proof-of-concept prototype, the PMs would take one look and say "Looks good! Ship it!" and not understand when told them it's only a prototype.
We started putting pictures of chickens in all our prototype UIs, so they were un-shippable.<|eor|><|sor|>Looks good, replace the chickens and ship it tomorrow morning!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Have our art department change our logo to a chicken by the end of the week and ship it <|eor|><|sor|>I like you kid, you got guts. How would you like to have all the responsibilities of a manager, on top of your usual job, without any additional pay?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 613 |
programmerhumor | -anonymous-hippo | 107g0e1 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,372 |
programmerhumor | PG-Noob | j3mirrb | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"A team of well trained monkeys is on the way to your location to fix the issue"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,858 |
programmerhumor | StuckInTheUpsideDown | j3mk28h | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something along the lines of "an internal error occurred" is appropriate for the end user. But there needs to be something I can actually google in tiny text at the bottom somewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,653 |
programmerhumor | new_refugee123456789 | j3n6zs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a middle ground between "SEGFAULT IN 0xf14780085" and "oopsy woopsy I made a widdle booboo." I find a lot of Linux errors to be quite readable, like I saw one that said "You must manually run dpkg -a as root to repair." Didn't have to google that one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,434 |
programmerhumor | AndrewToasterr | j3m2mlz | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually just put a generic exception and say: "How the fuck did you do this?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,203 |
programmerhumor | robotorigami | j3m79wa | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooooo, you've got the sad mac!" referring to the icon on the display showing an Apple Macintosh computer with a frowny face. He "troubleshooted" it but couldn't get it to connect to his computer. I asked him what "sad mac" meant, and he listed off like 10 different things that could be the issue, but without an error code, neither of us knew what to do. I was livid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | j3m9hhc | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually just put a generic exception and say: "How the fuck did you do this?"<|eor|><|sor|>There was an 80-year-old dev (read: no fucks left to give) at my previous employer who had an old system he built himself from scratch decades ago and was still maintaining (and which we were FINALLY replacing), and no lie, half of the error and warning messages were just:
"Why are you doing this? You shouldn't be doing this! Read the instructions!"
My favourite was one that went something like:
"Are you sure?"
*Press yes
"Are you ASOLUTELY SURE? Stop and go talk to {developer's name} now if you think the answer is yes".
He then hardcoded a load of override controls and things that let him say yes to let people do stupid things they wanted to do, and also let him undo the mistakes they made. He had it written so that basically, if it was him logged in, none of the validation rules applied and the system just assumed he knew what he was doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,113 |
programmerhumor | 27SwingAndADrive | j3n6ttz | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something along the lines of "an internal error occurred" is appropriate for the end user. But there needs to be something I can actually google in tiny text at the bottom somewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah and the user reports the error, tickets are created, asigned etc. The it gets to me and I see "An internal error occured."
Ok, I'm going to need some more information. Then it goes through all the channels back to the user. Weeks go by, no reponse. Eventually someone follows up and they get back "I don't remember... I don't really use that very often."
Ticket closed.
Then it happens again and we start the whole thing over again.
Sure it's not a certainty I could fix the issue even if I had an error code or something. But there's at least a chance.
Which is why it's important to consider the process in which errors are reported to the people that can fix them, UX guys. That error code may look ugly but it's not as ugly as a generic error message that happens repeatedly for a year because the source of the issue can't be tracked down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 990 |
programmerhumor | donny_twimp | j3og06m | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a middle ground between "SEGFAULT IN 0xf14780085" and "oopsy woopsy I made a widdle booboo." I find a lot of Linux errors to be quite readable, like I saw one that said "You must manually run dpkg -a as root to repair." Didn't have to google that one.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like "didn't have to Google that one" is a fundamental bar to clear with error messages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 699 |
programmerhumor | TheNosferatu | j3n2gol | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"A team of well trained monkeys is on the way to your location to fix the issue"<|eor|><|sor|>And so started planet of the apes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | PiousLiar | j3mhuc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually just put a generic exception and say: "How the fuck did you do this?"<|eor|><|sor|>There was an 80-year-old dev (read: no fucks left to give) at my previous employer who had an old system he built himself from scratch decades ago and was still maintaining (and which we were FINALLY replacing), and no lie, half of the error and warning messages were just:
"Why are you doing this? You shouldn't be doing this! Read the instructions!"
My favourite was one that went something like:
"Are you sure?"
*Press yes
"Are you ASOLUTELY SURE? Stop and go talk to {developer's name} now if you think the answer is yes".
He then hardcoded a load of override controls and things that let him say yes to let people do stupid things they wanted to do, and also let him undo the mistakes they made. He had it written so that basically, if it was him logged in, none of the validation rules applied and the system just assumed he knew what he was doing.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some legacy code I work on that has some very helpful comments around the exception handling that say in the event X task fails, this should never happen. Like thanks buddy, guess Ill go fuck myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | user0015 | j3m973s | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucky wucky is the superior oopsie whoopsie<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | j3mg4h0 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooooo, you've got the sad mac!" referring to the icon on the display showing an Apple Macintosh computer with a frowny face. He "troubleshooted" it but couldn't get it to connect to his computer. I asked him what "sad mac" meant, and he listed off like 10 different things that could be the issue, but without an error code, neither of us knew what to do. I was livid.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, "Think Different"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | TeaAdmirable6922 | j3nfjc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something along the lines of "an internal error occurred" is appropriate for the end user. But there needs to be something I can actually google in tiny text at the bottom somewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah and the user reports the error, tickets are created, asigned etc. The it gets to me and I see "An internal error occured."
Ok, I'm going to need some more information. Then it goes through all the channels back to the user. Weeks go by, no reponse. Eventually someone follows up and they get back "I don't remember... I don't really use that very often."
Ticket closed.
Then it happens again and we start the whole thing over again.
Sure it's not a certainty I could fix the issue even if I had an error code or something. But there's at least a chance.
Which is why it's important to consider the process in which errors are reported to the people that can fix them, UX guys. That error code may look ugly but it's not as ugly as a generic error message that happens repeatedly for a year because the source of the issue can't be tracked down.<|eor|><|sor|>To add to that, the text in Windows error messages still isn't selectable as text to copy into an email or Web search; that would make life way easier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | TheLazyKitty | j3n32nu | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Careful, I'll start including uwu and owo in my error messages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | CelestialFury | j3n6sf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooooo, you've got the sad mac!" referring to the icon on the display showing an Apple Macintosh computer with a frowny face. He "troubleshooted" it but couldn't get it to connect to his computer. I asked him what "sad mac" meant, and he listed off like 10 different things that could be the issue, but without an error code, neither of us knew what to do. I was livid.<|eor|><|sor|>> "ooooooh nooooo, you've got the sad mac!"
That shit takes me back. Getting that meant you were pretty much fucked and likely had to reinstall your OS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | ChiefExecDisfunction | j3mnbz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember having an issue with my gen 3 iPod many years ago and I took it to the Apple Store to see what was wrong with it. The guy behind the counter at the service desk looked at it and said "ooooooh nooooo, you've got the sad mac!" referring to the icon on the display showing an Apple Macintosh computer with a frowny face. He "troubleshooted" it but couldn't get it to connect to his computer. I asked him what "sad mac" meant, and he listed off like 10 different things that could be the issue, but without an error code, neither of us knew what to do. I was livid.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, "Think Different"<|eor|><|sor|>No think, only buy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | OverjoyedBanana | j3mi1kr | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah let's not include any relevant information to fix the problem and just make it funny. Dream world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | guarana_and_coffee | j3mclb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okay, I am happy I do actually take the time to write proper error messages. I want to know what went wrong, and I want users to be able to send a clear error message.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | ImperialGeek | j3mccjy | <|sols|><|sot|>oopsie woopsie something went wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2c8rlxyh41ba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucky wucky is the superior oopsie whoopsie<|eor|><|sor|>Oopsie whoopsie looks like we made a fucky wucky UwU<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | MidoriTea | 11apeul | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63,300 |
programmerhumor | jodmemkaf | j9tcuto | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,326 |
programmerhumor | lone_wolf_55 | j9ta32c | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,145 |
programmerhumor | SocDemGenZGaytheist | j9tkhuq | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|sor|>Congress investigating now
but we stay silly :3
maia arson crimew, the friendly catgirl hacker who leaked the US No Fly list<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,055 |
programmerhumor | WhoThenDevised | j9tvgk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be honest, years ago I found a lot of "open" HP LaserJets and had them print "Game over, insert coin".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,607 |
programmerhumor | AsphaltAdvertExec | j9tohro | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reply;
**"HOW DID YOU GET THIS PRINTER TO WORK"**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,254 |
programmerhumor | EldRefr | j9toqu1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Printed in color as well just to be extra annoying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,225 |
programmerhumor | EnaptMucor | j9targ8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> friendly catgirl hacker
btw, sent from my Archlinux:3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,079 |
programmerhumor | jodmemkaf | j9toucp | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Printed in color as well just to be extra annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Text in comic sans to be super extra annoying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,435 |
programmerhumor | serioniewiem | j9tdjmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most masculine Polish security enthusiast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,357 |
programmerhumor | 0ka__ | j9tsf0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once used nmap port scan in college, and something like this happened with a few printers but with random Unicode symbols on paper.
Admin was angry at me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | sowelijanpona | j9tuky6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|sor|>Congress investigating now
but we stay silly :3
maia arson crimew, the friendly catgirl hacker who leaked the US No Fly list<|eor|><|sor|>holy fucking bingle :3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 946 |
programmerhumor | F0lks_ | j9te8iw | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> friendly catgirl hacker
btw, sent from my Archlinux:3<|eor|><|sor|>You should switch to [UwUntu](https://uwuntuos.site/) !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 800 |
programmerhumor | Pantone_448C | j9u4533 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reply;
**"HOW DID YOU GET THIS PRINTER TO WORK"**<|eor|><|sor|>Reply?<|eor|><|sor|>Just write on the paper and put it in the printer /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 737 |
programmerhumor | Medium_Sink9380 | j9u3qo4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reply;
**"HOW DID YOU GET THIS PRINTER TO WORK"**<|eor|><|sor|>Reply?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | ElGerrit | j9tleos | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friendly?
Cat girl?
Hacker?<|eor|><|sor|>AKA Rust dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | aaarchives | j9tp7sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best example of chaotic good I have ever seen
Edit: Grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Printed in color as well just to be extra annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Text in comic sans to be super extra annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Could be worse. At least it's not papyrus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | recaffeinated | j9wai9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be honest, years ago I found a lot of "open" HP LaserJets and had them print "Game over, insert coin".<|eor|><|sor|>I once briefly convinced my ex that her printer was sentient.
She plugged it in and it registered on the WiFi network and I immediately printed HELLO MARY. THANK YOU FOR TURNING ME ON.
She screamed down to me from the other room that the printer knew her name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | SourceScope | j9u5bt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of a news story from a couple of years ago in Denmark
an IT-security dude who had a kid in the local kindergarten. they used a website for various informations
it finds out that it has these security issues and he tells them. they do nothing for a while. then he contacts the company behind their website. they just tell him that the system is secure because they use TLS encryption.
he then hacks the system, changing the display to show that it's been hacked and they should contact their it department.
he then gets reported to the police...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
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