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programmerhumor | TheInfamousMaze | e1b6gns | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"This is a lovely building but I'd like you to rebuild it completely with these nails instead... oh and can you make the refill the same foundation but with this cement instead? Thanks!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,186 |
programmerhumor | cheese_is_available | e1b9yib | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, if there is one thing I have experienced, it is that developers are mostly unable to sell their own work. Especially the not-visible part of course.
It isn't as hard as most developers think to explain backend work! As long as people are willing to listen of course. And if needed, just use semi-tech people like analists or testers for support :-)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> "I don't understand, authentication is done on all the website on the internet, this is easy, it should be done by now"
Actual translated quote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 850 |
programmerhumor | introverted_ass | e1b5zlr | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am actually supposed to work on a site that I need to show my client at the end of the the day... Instead I am here realizing how close this post is to my current situation... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 535 |
programmerhumor | nolo_me | e1b7tjo | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The real [MVP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimum_viable_product).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | ieatpies | e1b8pwc | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"This is a lovely building but I'd like you to rebuild it completely with these nails instead... oh and can you make the refill the same foundation but with this cement instead? Thanks!"<|eor|><|sor|>Someone needs to decouple their code...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | Rubber_Eraser | e1b7lwn | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am actually supposed to work on a site that I need to show my client at the end of the the day... Instead I am here realizing how close this post is to my current situation... <|eor|><|sor|>Edit your hosts file with this entry for today:
127.0.0.1 reddit.com
You're welcome.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | randomdrifter54 | e1bb9zw | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"This is a lovely building but I'd like you to rebuild it completely with these nails instead... oh and can you make the refill the same foundation but with this cement instead? Thanks!"<|eor|><|sor|>"Btw I can't pay you till this building makes money but think of all the exposure your gonna get in the mean time"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | thomar | e1bnu6l | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha.. Can totally relate: Basically spent the last 6 months creating some incredible algorithms which gave good results, and the boss was like "good work". Spent the last one week adding an awesome graph that shows the algorithms improvement in colorful ways and he's "now we're getting somewhere!" *facepalm*<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I have to train my junior engineers on this stuff.
"It runs faster now!"
"Awesome! How many milliseconds did you save?"
"Uh..."
"Go check out the last version and do a few tests so you can brag about it, okay?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | boredtodeathxx | e1bbzac | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, if there is one thing I have experienced, it is that developers are mostly unable to sell their own work. Especially the not-visible part of course.
It isn't as hard as most developers think to explain backend work! As long as people are willing to listen of course. And if needed, just use semi-tech people like analists or testers for support :-)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> "I don't understand, authentication is done on all the website on the internet, this is easy, it should be done by now"
Actual translated quote<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>it worked fine, what's the problem!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | NoAttentionAtWrk | e1b8sw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, if there is one thing I have experienced, it is that developers are mostly unable to sell their own work. Especially the not-visible part of course.
It isn't as hard as most developers think to explain backend work! As long as people are willing to listen of course. And if needed, just use semi-tech people like analists or testers for support :-)<|eor|><|sor|> Any developer that thinks its hard to sell invisible work, should look at testers. Any QA department is filled more with presentation of work than actual work because otherwise its hard for the management to see the benefit of the whole thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | aj100 | e1b8i85 | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've encountered it the other way. I'll demo surface level functionality like this and business interprets that as things being done. (And completely ignores you when you say it's not.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | boo_goestheghost | e1bauju | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, if there is one thing I have experienced, it is that developers are mostly unable to sell their own work. Especially the not-visible part of course.
It isn't as hard as most developers think to explain backend work! As long as people are willing to listen of course. And if needed, just use semi-tech people like analists or testers for support :-)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> "I don't understand, authentication is done on all the website on the internet, this is easy, it should be done by now"
Actual translated quote<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | boon4376 | e1bavz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>About to have a meeting where I get to explain to my colleagues what I've been doing for the past couple of months and why it matters. Gonna be pretty hard to demo "this works the same for users but is better now".<|eor|><|sor|>Risk change? Cost change? Efficiency change?
Figure out a way to tie it back to the business and how you're helping make more money and avoiding expenses, and you're good. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | SpoliatorX | e1ballj | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>About to have a meeting where I get to explain to my colleagues what I've been doing for the past couple of months and why it matters. Gonna be pretty hard to demo "this works the same for users but is better now".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Dimasdanz | e1b831k | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am actually supposed to work on a site that I need to show my client at the end of the the day... Instead I am here realizing how close this post is to my current situation... <|eor|><|sor|>Edit your hosts file with this entry for today:
127.0.0.1 reddit.com
You're welcome.<|eor|><|sor|>one liner for those who needed
echo '127.0.0.1 reddit.com' | sudo tee -a /etc/hosts
EDIT: Remove `sudo echo`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Confidenceismyname | fn5t03 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,046 |
programmerhumor | RoyalJackalSib | fl7t3ls | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ive personally liked programs such as Slack and Teams; I dont have to constantly talk to people, which gets me out of my flow; I can think about answers to questions, minimising errors; and my rule has always been if you need something sometime, send an email and discuss an appointment; if you need something today, message me on Skype/Teams/Slack; if you need something now, call me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | wgc123 | fl84czk | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the one hand Im really happy to still have a good income and continue to contribute to my employers profitability so I will keep it
On the other hand Im frustrated that Im supposed to still be as productive when most other people are getting reduced responsibility or time off
one of the project managers asked my manager for my time, for a new initiative they cant do without me. Feels good, but so much for taking it easy while my kids are home from school to play with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | StaticMaine | fl89ieu | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Serious] - as someone who is WFH now, how do I make home and work feel different?
I love my family, but our company has had to work crazy hours over the last week to document (because we had none) and being stuck inside is driving me insane because my kids are 4 and 1.5 and my wife is losing it also.
Basically - help.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | charp2 | fl8eemm | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the one hand Im really happy to still have a good income and continue to contribute to my employers profitability so I will keep it
On the other hand Im frustrated that Im supposed to still be as productive when most other people are getting reduced responsibility or time off
one of the project managers asked my manager for my time, for a new initiative they cant do without me. Feels good, but so much for taking it easy while my kids are home from school to play with<|eor|><|sor|>The people getting time off have less job security. I would take our situation over theirs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | its_all_4_lulz | fl8ga3h | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Serious] - as someone who is WFH now, how do I make home and work feel different?
I love my family, but our company has had to work crazy hours over the last week to document (because we had none) and being stuck inside is driving me insane because my kids are 4 and 1.5 and my wife is losing it also.
Basically - help.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been wfh for 13 years. My advice:
Youve gotta find that alone time while off work. An hour at least.
Go for a drive if possible, at least once a day (might be difficult given the current situation).
If the family plans to have a sit down meal, be there. Use breaks at that time if possible.
Set boundaries. Get a lock for your door. Make sure people know that you are doing your job, and not just hiding. This one can be hard sometimes as people in the house feel like your presence means you can always help out. Boundaries for the employer too. Just because you have the ability to be online in a flash doesnt mean you have to be.
Give the wife some free time too, again at least an hour if possible. When the kids are in bed maybe you and the wife do your own thing for an hour.
Go outside (again, common sense based on the current situation). If you have nothing to do out there, just sit and clear your mind.
The most important one imo, when your not working then youre not thinking about it anymore. This one can also be super hard and probably takes awhile to figure out. For some reason as soon as I walk away from my desk my mind is cleared. If Im into something deep then I usually wont walk away until Im done with it though.
This is the stuff I go by anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Equixels | fl7z9wc | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would say the wordt part is PEOPLE knows you can work from anywhere anytime. The worst part is always people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | hayguccifrawg | fl8gbam | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the one hand Im really happy to still have a good income and continue to contribute to my employers profitability so I will keep it
On the other hand Im frustrated that Im supposed to still be as productive when most other people are getting reduced responsibility or time off
one of the project managers asked my manager for my time, for a new initiative they cant do without me. Feels good, but so much for taking it easy while my kids are home from school to play with<|eor|><|sor|>The people getting time off have less job security. I would take our situation over theirs<|eor|><|sor|>I agree. Also being locked in your house for weeks or months with zero purpose is a recipe for depression. We are the lucky ones.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | infinitude_21 | fl833c4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Meh its a small price to pay, seeing as how youd probably be overworked and underpaid in any other industry. And you live in a fucking first world country with stability of internet, water, transportation, infrastructure and shelter. Be thankful. I was fucking BROKE before I became a dev. Now Im feeling guilty cause I think I have it too easy. I get paid more than most people I know for doing work thats relatively easy to me. The worst thing that I have to fear is discomfort from sitting in my chair or my vision going bad from staring at a screen all day. Plus I have the opportunity to work multiple jobs if I wanted to (side work and things). Im fucking blessed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | RoyalJackalSib | fl7uamj | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ive personally liked programs such as Slack and Teams; I dont have to constantly talk to people, which gets me out of my flow; I can think about answers to questions, minimising errors; and my rule has always been if you need something sometime, send an email and discuss an appointment; if you need something today, message me on Skype/Teams/Slack; if you need something now, call me.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thats understandable; tools need to be used properly for them to have a net benefit on people and their jobs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme | fl89okm | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the one hand Im really happy to still have a good income and continue to contribute to my employers profitability so I will keep it
On the other hand Im frustrated that Im supposed to still be as productive when most other people are getting reduced responsibility or time off
one of the project managers asked my manager for my time, for a new initiative they cant do without me. Feels good, but so much for taking it easy while my kids are home from school to play with<|eor|><|sor|>Totally feel your frustration. I was kind of venting earlier this week how everyone is basically getting time off but I dont get any. Currently doing an online masters and working full time so my schedule of 50-60 hours of work a week doesnt change any lol. Everyone else in my house of 6 is off watching tv all day. At the same time Im grateful for my income to not be affected but Im stressed about being productive.
Strange times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | 92fordtaurus | fl8chyr | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the one hand Im really happy to still have a good income and continue to contribute to my employers profitability so I will keep it
On the other hand Im frustrated that Im supposed to still be as productive when most other people are getting reduced responsibility or time off
one of the project managers asked my manager for my time, for a new initiative they cant do without me. Feels good, but so much for taking it easy while my kids are home from school to play with<|eor|><|sor|>Yes my animosity towards people who are getting paid to sit at home and watch Netflix while still complaining about it is growing with each day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmerhumor | oversized_hoodie | fl8kd18 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Serious] - as someone who is WFH now, how do I make home and work feel different?
I love my family, but our company has had to work crazy hours over the last week to document (because we had none) and being stuck inside is driving me insane because my kids are 4 and 1.5 and my wife is losing it also.
Basically - help.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been wfh for 13 years. My advice:
Youve gotta find that alone time while off work. An hour at least.
Go for a drive if possible, at least once a day (might be difficult given the current situation).
If the family plans to have a sit down meal, be there. Use breaks at that time if possible.
Set boundaries. Get a lock for your door. Make sure people know that you are doing your job, and not just hiding. This one can be hard sometimes as people in the house feel like your presence means you can always help out. Boundaries for the employer too. Just because you have the ability to be online in a flash doesnt mean you have to be.
Give the wife some free time too, again at least an hour if possible. When the kids are in bed maybe you and the wife do your own thing for an hour.
Go outside (again, common sense based on the current situation). If you have nothing to do out there, just sit and clear your mind.
The most important one imo, when your not working then youre not thinking about it anymore. This one can also be super hard and probably takes awhile to figure out. For some reason as soon as I walk away from my desk my mind is cleared. If Im into something deep then I usually wont walk away until Im done with it though.
This is the stuff I go by anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>That last one is really hard sometimes, even if you're regularly in the office. Apparently I talk about my work in my sleep; it's probably a good thing I don't do anything classified.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmerhumor | Gotxi | fl83pfv | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Rate your petition from 1 to 4:
1) The business is already losing money from this issue, RESOLVE NOW.
2) The business will lose money. RESOLVE ASAP.
3) The business does not lose money, but it delays a lot my work.
4) The business does not lose money and i can work with annoyance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmerhumor | jacko4lyfyo | fl8dczt | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worst thing about being one of a few "tech-inclined" people in the org is managers saying "wE nEeD a PaGe oN oUr WebSiTe fOr CoViD-19 tIps aNd AdViCe".
Let's just duplicate what the national and state governments, health departments and so forth are already providing, for some reason?...
I guess that's what I'll be working on today...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | tanujiyo | fl8e71p | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probably not the sub for this, but when does programming get better? I've recently gotten a tech apprenticeship and am learning to code. I'm doing the CS50 course and it is stupid hard. It discourages me from continuing at all, not to mention to pressure by my company. When do things start to click?<|eor|><|sor|>Things tend to start to click, for a lot of things, once you have the experience and muscle memory. It sounds like you have a lot on your plate though, and the pressure of learning to program along with having to meet deadlines from your company are causing things to look a little bleak. Hang in there man, youll be able to pull through.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | beatinbossier18 | fl8cukm | <|sols|><|sot|>The best worst thing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qh3vij4n2ao41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Probably not the sub for this, but when does programming get better? I've recently gotten a tech apprenticeship and am learning to code. I'm doing the CS50 course and it is stupid hard. It discourages me from continuing at all, not to mention to pressure by my company. When do things start to click?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmerhumor | A_murder_of_geese | xfi449 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,035 |
programmerhumor | PresidentSlow | iomyvf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh, that's the **B**ulk **R**esearch **U**pdate **H**elper - but your research is fine so it won't show anything."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,621 |
programmerhumor | d00nbuggy | iomuyd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where I work, we connect to a lot of financial and bank APIs.
Some years ago, one of them was just returning the word FUCK instead of the expected XML response for about 20 minutes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,099 |
programmerhumor | redstormjones | iomyrud | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where I work, we connect to a lot of financial and bank APIs.
Some years ago, one of them was just returning the word FUCK instead of the expected XML response for about 20 minutes.<|eor|><|sor|>That app server was just having an existential crisis that day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,283 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | iomuuw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* You didn't press it did you?!!???
* Well.. yes, I--
* Oh God, no!! He pressed it!! Run!!
Then end the call and have a sip of coffee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,427 |
programmerhumor | TheUruz | ione95i | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh, that's the **B**ulk **R**esearch **U**pdate **H**elper - but your research is fine so it won't show anything."<|eor|><|sor|>smooth criminal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,320 |
programmerhumor | hittf | iomxorz | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Certified Bruh moment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 994 |
programmerhumor | Shouia | iomni26 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bruh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | a_sweaty_clown | ion8isk | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was new to React I replaced the spinning Atom logo with a dickbutt on the webserver splash page.
I then promptly forgot that that's pretty unprofessional and did a demo for the VP of the company and my manager.
The webserver worked great but, uh, they weren't thrilled about the spinning meme.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | murtiverse | ionfa1l | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where I work, we connect to a lot of financial and bank APIs.
Some years ago, one of them was just returning the word FUCK instead of the expected XML response for about 20 minutes.<|eor|><|sor|>Was it a production system? I really hope it was!<|eor|><|sor|>It was a reproduction system<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 791 |
programmerhumor | wickedsight | ion7du3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where I work, we connect to a lot of financial and bank APIs.
Some years ago, one of them was just returning the word FUCK instead of the expected XML response for about 20 minutes.<|eor|><|sor|>Was it a production system? I really hope it was!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 703 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | ion7298 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh, that's the **B**ulk **R**esearch **U**pdate **H**elper - but your research is fine so it won't show anything."<|eor|><|sor|>Or "Bulk Resource Unfuck Helper" and since the resources are fine, it won't do anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | XPGamingYT | iomw7o5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* You didn't press it did you?!!???
* Well.. yes, I--
* Oh God, no!! He pressed it!! Run!!
Then end the call and have a sip of coffee<|eor|><|sor|>then shut down the API and go for lunch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | ChrisCrew | ion3xwl | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One day this will happen to me and a regularly use the word testies or testicules not sure what the reaction will be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | OneTrueKingOfOOO | ioohtkg | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where I work, we connect to a lot of financial and bank APIs.
Some years ago, one of them was just returning the word FUCK instead of the expected XML response for about 20 minutes.<|eor|><|sor|>That app server was just having an existential crisis that day<|eor|><|sor|>> That ~~app server~~ sysadmin was just having an existential crisis that day
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | MelAlton | ion9e04 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We dont use Git in a campany I work for. I only have a part time job, so I send my Python scripts to my boss directly.
Once I was working on a script that should automate some of my bosses calculations, so I did it, I even created a GUI. The problem was, when you accidentaly input numbers that do not work together, it just shows Are U stupid? window box.
I wanted to remove/rewrite this feature, but I forgot. Well, I have a new boss now<|eor|><|sor|>> We don't use Git in a company I work for [...] I send my Python scripts to my boss directly.
Bruh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | loliko-lolikando | ion3qcr | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We dont use Git in a campany I work for. I only have a part time job, so I send my Python scripts to my boss directly.
Once I was working on a script that should automate some of my bosses calculations, so I did it, I even created a GUI. The problem was, when you accidentaly input numbers that do not work together, it just shows Are U stupid? window box.
I wanted to remove/rewrite this feature, but I forgot. Well, I have a new boss now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | LetterheadAncient205 | ions3tj | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh, that's the **B**ulk **R**esearch **U**pdate **H**elper - but your research is fine so it won't show anything."<|eor|><|sor|>smooth criminal<|eor|><|sor|>Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | mianori | ion8vpk | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh, that's the **B**ulk **R**esearch **U**pdate **H**elper - but your research is fine so it won't show anything."<|eor|><|sor|>Or "Bulk Resource Unfuck Helper" and since the resources are fine, it won't do anything<|eor|><|sor|>Ban Random Unix Hotkey. Press with caution<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | ShadeFK | ion5g5z | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One day this will happen to me and a regularly use the word testies or testicules not sure what the reaction will be<|eor|><|sor|>Everybody gangsta till someone presses the testies button<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | Maxpyne711 | ion8p9n | <|sols|><|sot|>The Bruh Button<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3en0ezkk5o91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was new to React I replaced the spinning Atom logo with a dickbutt on the webserver splash page.
I then promptly forgot that that's pretty unprofessional and did a demo for the VP of the company and my manager.
The webserver worked great but, uh, they weren't thrilled about the spinning meme.<|eor|><|sor|>honestly, thats amazing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | larsvdmeyde | ev3b1p | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,007 |
programmerhumor | Vandies01 | fft6ang | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, just started a new project. Was so excited during the planning stages. The coding swings around and now it feels like running in mud.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | z0mbietime | fftb8h1 | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty accurate, last week someone asked if something was wrong. I said no and asked why. They told me it looked like I was in pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | Synyster328 | ffte2z6 | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, just started a new project. Was so excited during the planning stages. The coding swings around and now it feels like running in mud.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I do projects with my kid to help get her into coding. I'll make an app for her to use on her tablet, and she'll just watch while I code. I talk through every single thing I do, like "ok here I need to make this variable that will hold the points, we're gonna need it later" just super simple stuff. I found that after just an hour I would start to lose my voice... There's a LOT of stuff to do when getting a project set up!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | Nincadalop | fft8y8p | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she go from left handed to right handed<|eor|><|sor|>"Ah, silly me. I've been compiling with my right hand this whole time."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | leetrout | ffth9sg | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty accurate, last week someone asked if something was wrong. I said no and asked why. They told me it looked like I was in pain<|eor|><|sor|>My wife calls me out on this. Just a look of pure hate while Im coding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | Weedbro | fftflq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, just started a new project. Was so excited during the planning stages. The coding swings around and now it feels like running in mud.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I do projects with my kid to help get her into coding. I'll make an app for her to use on her tablet, and she'll just watch while I code. I talk through every single thing I do, like "ok here I need to make this variable that will hold the points, we're gonna need it later" just super simple stuff. I found that after just an hour I would start to lose my voice... There's a LOT of stuff to do when getting a project set up!<|eor|><|sor|>I like this more than handing my dad the wrong screwdriver.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | leetrout | ffthr13 | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty accurate, last week someone asked if something was wrong. I said no and asked why. They told me it looked like I was in pain<|eor|><|sor|>My wife calls me out on this. Just a look of pure hate while Im coding.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Resting Programmer Face<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Jackker | fftiuo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty accurate, last week someone asked if something was wrong. I said no and asked why. They told me it looked like I was in pain<|eor|><|sor|>My wife calls me out on this. Just a look of pure hate while Im coding.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>All's fun and games until someone interrupts you and you spend the rest of the day figuring out what the hell hopGunCoinKillSwitch() does. I'm looking at you, Barry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | krinistof | fft5twb | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Friend: how's the 20 minute going on?
Me: *working on it in three days in row*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | WcDeckel | ffthjs7 | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, just started a new project. Was so excited during the planning stages. The coding swings around and now it feels like running in mud.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I do projects with my kid to help get her into coding. I'll make an app for her to use on her tablet, and she'll just watch while I code. I talk through every single thing I do, like "ok here I need to make this variable that will hold the points, we're gonna need it later" just super simple stuff. I found that after just an hour I would start to lose my voice... There's a LOT of stuff to do when getting a project set up!<|eor|><|sor|>I like this more than handing my dad the wrong screwdriver.<|eor|><|sor|>NO SON THE FUCKING FLATHEAD
oh I'm sorry dad let me...
NO BEND OVER
*proceeds to beat ass*<|eor|><|sor|>With a set of jumper cables<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | lulz85 | fftd6de | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait other people feel like this to?
This actually very comforting.
Edit: Wait on second thought this sounds really mean. My bad. I feel like this for a project I'm doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | WoahayeTakeITEasy | fftjnk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait other people feel like this to?
This actually very comforting.
Edit: Wait on second thought this sounds really mean. My bad. I feel like this for a project I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>Do other people also feel like they have no idea what they're doing? I feel like I'm winging it every time I code anything, and boy if anyone is over my shoulder watching me, suddenly my fingers are made of noodles and my brain is mashed potato.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | ibex_sm | fftkxvs | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit, just started a new project. Was so excited during the planning stages. The coding swings around and now it feels like running in mud.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes I do projects with my kid to help get her into coding. I'll make an app for her to use on her tablet, and she'll just watch while I code. I talk through every single thing I do, like "ok here I need to make this variable that will hold the points, we're gonna need it later" just super simple stuff. I found that after just an hour I would start to lose my voice... There's a LOT of stuff to do when getting a project set up!<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like getting set up is still the biggest barrier to coding. When I was a kid I took some coding classes, but when I went off on my own to apply the knowledge, I realized I didnt know how to get set up on a server nor did I know any of the terminology. Took me an embarrassingly long time to get past what now feels like gatekeeping.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | OneOfDozDeservesGold | fftaxbc | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she go from left handed to right handed<|eor|><|sor|>"Ah, silly me. I've been compiling with my right hand this whole time."<|eor|><|sor|>It feels like peer programming ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | qwiglydee | fft3edg | <|sols|><|sot|>let's go. In and out. 20 min adventure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3fc3585mhd41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>needs a frame "fixing the new program".
idk, furious Gretta Thunberg maybe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | Unusual-Cap4971 | thriep | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,009 |
programmerhumor | dingodongubanu | i19k89y | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build from trash you say, thats my specialty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,871 |
programmerhumor | Steffi128 | i19riiq | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build from trash you say, thats my specialty<|eor|><|sor|>>Build ~~from~~ trash you say, thats my specialty
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,589 |
programmerhumor | AzuxirenLeadGuy | i19k0bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give him credit, the kid knows how to start making a Tik tok app<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,332 |
programmerhumor | kvlt_thoughts | i19m3i8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean you don't have ready made TikTok app? you should, also have ready Facebook, Reddit, Instagram....I call it the rip-off programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,556 |
programmerhumor | GLIBG10B | i19u3t5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build from trash you say, thats my specialty<|eor|><|sor|>>Build ~~from~~ trash you say, thats my specialty
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|sor|>>~~Build from~~ **trash you say, thats m**~~y sp~~**e**~~cialty~~
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,462 |
programmerhumor | Itay_123_The_King | i19vew4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build from trash you say, thats my specialty<|eor|><|sor|>>Build ~~from~~ trash you say, thats my specialty
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|sor|>>~~Build from~~ **trash you say, thats m**~~y sp~~**e**~~cialty~~
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|sor|>>~~Build from ~~**trash**~~ you say, ~~**thats**~~ my ~~**special**~~ty~~
I'm not sure what I did<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 907 |
programmerhumor | pbrpunx | i19nacc | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean you don't have ready made TikTok app? you should, also have ready Facebook, Reddit, Instagram....I call it the rip-off programming<|eor|><|sor|>Jian Yang, is that you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | balerionmeraxes77 | i19r8px | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Give him credit, the kid knows how to start making a Tik tok app<|eor|><|sor|>There's got to be YouTube tutorial<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | Rokker84 | i19ljj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't be that hard. TikTok already consists of trash<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | i19ocpu | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean you don't have ready made TikTok app? you should, also have ready Facebook, Reddit, Instagram....I call it the rip-off programming<|eor|><|sor|>Jian Yang, is that you?<|eor|><|sor|>No, I'm Errich Bachman.
I can show you ID.
That's my face. I was fat, but now, I'm not fat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | 9percentmilk | i1a11gx | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build from trash you say, thats my specialty<|eor|><|sor|>>Build ~~from~~ trash you say, thats my specialty
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|sor|>>~~Build from~~ **trash you say, thats m**~~y sp~~**e**~~cialty~~
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|sor|>>~~Build from ~~**trash**~~ you say, ~~**thats**~~ my ~~**special**~~ty~~
I'm not sure what I did<|eor|><|sor|>> **B**~~uild f~~**ro**~~m trash you say, t~~**ha**~~t~~**s my **~~s~~**p**~~ec~~**i**~~al~~**ty**
Fixed that for you.<|eor|><|sor|>**Bu**~~ild fromtrashyou say,~~**t**~~ha~~**ts**~~myspecialty~~
lmao got em<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | Common_Hobbitson_961 | i19wwjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Build from trash you say, thats my specialty<|eor|><|sor|>>Build ~~from~~ trash you say, thats my specialty
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|sor|>>~~Build from~~ **trash you say, thats m**~~y sp~~**e**~~cialty~~
Fixed that for me.<|eor|><|sor|>>~~Build from ~~**trash**~~ you say, ~~**thats**~~ my ~~**special**~~ty~~
I'm not sure what I did<|eor|><|sor|>> **B**~~uild f~~**ro**~~m trash you say, t~~**ha**~~t~~**s my **~~s~~**p**~~ec~~**i**~~al~~**ty**
Fixed that for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
programmerhumor | tirril | i19nmxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What are you, Tony Stark?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | Cloudburst_Sys | i19rdin | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sustainable Programming, build app from recycled trash<|eor|><|sor|>so build it from whatever language u hate the most?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | Particular_Bobcat | i19q76w | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior engineers can't build things from trash.
Building from trash is the true test for senior.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | Megakruemel | i19ufyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>tiktok app
"Hey man, I have this crazy idea to make tons of cash, we do this thing that's already really popular and has a gigantic userbase."
"And?"
"...Huh? No, that's the idea."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | i19mog3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I usually just give anyone who asks these sorts of questions a list of things you would have to do, and a quote (estimated) for each. And if they say "That's ridiculous" or similar, I say "If you think that's ridiculous, try doing it yourself.". They usually don't respond after that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | 3SidedDie | i19rwmw | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't be that hard. TikTok already consists of trash<|eor|><|sor|>i can tell youve never used tiktok<|eor|><|sor|>I can tell you use too much tiktok.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | NoVusi | i19gnp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you build it from trash?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/veidzr0w5bo81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/boneappletea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | Obroten54 | qbnfap | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,983 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | hhaqjax | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to the dark side.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,698 |
programmerhumor | NotAzakanAtAll | hhbvo56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|sor|>When evaluating a programming language, people generally talk about what the language lets you do. But honestly, an equally important aspect (if not *more* important) is what it doesn't let you do.
C++ simply lets you do too much, up to and including shooting yourself in the foot. It certainly doesn't force you to, but in many people's opinions, it doesn't do enough to try and stop you.
It's all preference.<|eor|><|sor|>> C++ simply lets you do too much, up to and including shooting yourself in the foot.
C++: Oh you really wanna do that huh?
Me: Do what?
C++: Oooh I dunno ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 809 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | hhbit13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|sor|>When evaluating a programming language, people generally talk about what the language lets you do. But honestly, an equally important aspect (if not *more* important) is what it doesn't let you do.
C++ simply lets you do too much, up to and including shooting yourself in the foot. It certainly doesn't force you to, but in many people's opinions, it doesn't do enough to try and stop you.
It's all preference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 694 |
programmerhumor | OriginalUsernameX | hharm92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to the dark side.<|eor|><|sor|>The dark side has cookies
C++ Leads to cookies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | SpacewaIker | hhasgjp | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | allkill | hhbm8j2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ was the first language I learned in college and I will always love it the most. It is very versatile and its easy to read. Java is #2.<|eor|><|sor|>Which one is #0?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 492 |
programmerhumor | WalrusByte | hhbw2xu | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to the dark side.<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is a pathway to abilities that many programmers consider... unnatural<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | hhb1l3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to the dark side.<|eor|><|sor|>The dark side has cookies
C++ Leads to cookies<|eor|><|sor|>I thought only HTML and JavaScript that leads to cookies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | metaconcept | hhazj0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|sor|>C standard: about 500 pages.
C++ standard: nearly 1400 pages.
Rust reference manual: about 300 pages.
C++ is simply too complex.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | IG_Triple_OG | hhbt8l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you give a pointer as to why its bad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
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