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programmerhumor | ahkian | j12ujlr | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a 20 minute brain activity scan session, and one of the things that came into my mind was "hehe, I'm being debugged!" :D<|eor|><|sor|>Human error handling
try {
walk()
} catch {
fallOnFace()
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | xuittk | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,657 |
programmerhumor | shoobyluby | iqvnlkk | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SOMEONE can't afford a second monitor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,852 |
programmerhumor | reddrick | iqvqp5a | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SOMEONE can't afford a second monitor<|eor|><|sor|>It's hard for some people to understand why multiple monitors is beneficial to people who get work done because their job is to send emails and schedule meetings that should have been emails.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,720 |
programmerhumor | iPlayWithWords13 | iqvn9ea | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need space for my 17 windows of code I'm stealing from stack overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,543 |
programmerhumor | schezwannoodles | iqvr9zr | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SOMEONE can't afford a second monitor<|eor|><|sor|>It's hard for some people to understand why multiple monitors is beneficial to people who get work done because their job is to send emails and schedule meetings that should have been emails.<|eor|><|sor|>"schedules meetings that should have been emails" should be an official job title<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,741 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | iqvv49r | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't want attention, but I do want more monitors than the developer next to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,475 |
programmerhumor | ByerN | iqvp5ul | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, we use 2 mechanical keyboards at the same time - coding separate programs, for different customers. Often in different languages.
Also we use 3 mechanical monitors (one per eye), so we can be more productive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,320 |
programmerhumor | jaywastaken | iqw43h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SOMEONE can't afford a second monitor<|eor|><|sor|>It's hard for some people to understand why multiple monitors is beneficial to people who get work done because their job is to send emails and schedule meetings that should have been emails.<|eor|><|sor|>"schedules meetings that should have been emails" should be an official job title<|eor|><|sor|>It is project manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,007 |
programmerhumor | MayorAg | iqvp4gv | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need space for my 17 windows of code I'm stealing from stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to copy the answers and not the questions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,779 |
programmerhumor | DarkmoonCrescent | iqvo3fz | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have 3, I need another 3. And fucking no one can tell me that any single one of them is unreasonable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | Outrageous_Zebra_221 | iqvp9ww | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be honest we do need to recognize that mechanical keyboards in an otherwise quiet space can get annoying really quick if you aren't the one typing on it.
Multimonitors shouldn't really bother anyone though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,288 |
programmerhumor | Razakel | iqw1pq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have 3, I need another 3. And fucking no one can tell me that any single one of them is unreasonable<|eor|><|sor|>>Why six screens? Because I haven't got enough room for eight.
\- Terry Pratchett<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,002 |
programmerhumor | NotStaggy | iqvq5r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need space for my 17 windows of code I'm stealing from stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to copy the answers and not the questions.<|eor|><|sor|>But I thought it was good practice to paste the whole thread in there and just comment out the unneeded bits and leave the variables vague<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 762 |
programmerhumor | BPlayinMan | iqvpddm | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, we use 2 mechanical keyboards at the same time - coding separate programs, for different customers. Often in different languages.
Also we use 3 mechanical monitors (one per eye), so we can be more productive.<|eor|><|sor|>Something's a bit off here...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | Z_Coop | iqw7s5f | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SOMEONE can't afford a second monitor<|eor|><|sor|>It's hard for some people to understand why multiple monitors is beneficial to people who get work done because their job is to send emails and schedule meetings that should have been emails.<|eor|><|sor|>"schedules meetings that should have been emails" should be an official job title<|eor|><|sor|>It is project manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol not a *good* project manager.
Maybe a common one, however.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | HorrorTranslator3113 | iqvq1so | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, we use 2 mechanical keyboards at the same time - coding separate programs, for different customers. Often in different languages.
Also we use 3 mechanical monitors (one per eye), so we can be more productive.<|eor|><|sor|>Something's a bit off here...<|eor|><|sor|>Dont tell me you havent unlocked your third eye yet?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | paprika_pussy | iqwvrgc | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't want attention, but I do want more monitors than the developer next to me.<|eor|><|sor|>Wasn't that a subplot in Silicon Valley? I think Gilfoy got like 6 monitors to spite the other guy. Been a while so I've forgotten about it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | iPlayWithWords13 | iqvriri | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need space for my 17 windows of code I'm stealing from stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>Remember to copy the answers and not the questions.<|eor|><|sor|>But I thought it was good practice to paste the whole thread in there and just comment out the unneeded bits and leave the variables vague<|eor|><|sor|>Wait.... You're telling me "thisIsAVariable" isn't a good variable name?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | iqvqrot | <|sols|><|sot|>don't call us attention seeker <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8mso9pn9lr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be honest we do need to recognize that mechanical keyboards in an otherwise quiet space can get annoying really quick if you aren't the one typing on it.
Multimonitors shouldn't really bother anyone though.<|eor|><|sor|>Silent switches exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | blumzzz | wwbetk | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,624 |
programmerhumor | sogonhuman | ilk8x5l | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, deep inside her heart she wanted to center-align everything. That way she could gain more $$$$ than left-aligning the words and symbols in fancy colors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,325 |
programmerhumor | noob-nine | ilkeakn | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Random dudes on the internet: war about tab vs spaces
Your mum: fuck it. Align all to the left<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,629 |
programmerhumor | NeilFraser | ilkmfph | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An elderly acquaintance was trying to understand what I do for a living. I explained that I was a software engineer. She didn't understand that. So I iteratively simplified my job description, seeking common ground. Eventually she exclaimed, "Oh, so you push buttons for a living?". Yeah, I guess that's one way to look at it.
-- Professional button pusher.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,772 |
programmerhumor | clarinetJWD | ilk98g3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, deep inside her heart she wanted to center-align everything. That way she could gain more $$$$ than left-aligning the words and symbols in fancy colors.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how I code. Center aligned in comic sans.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,706 |
programmerhumor | russellbeattie | ilksjsx | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sort of thing happened to me.
20 years ago while visiting my parents, we were sitting at the table and my mother asked me what I do. I started explaining and she said, "No, I mean, what do you *do*? You know, all day?" My dad sat looking at me intently. Apparently this had been discussed beforehand.
A little confused, I said, "Well, I program."
"So you sit at a computer and type."
"Um, yeah."
"All day."
"Well, there's meetings I guess."
"Where you sit around and *talk*?"
"Basically...?"
They gave each other a look, and then Mom said, "I see." Then she got up from the table and started doing something else. I was bewildered. I look over to my dad, but he literally wouldn't look me in the eyes. He just sat there silently smoking his cigarette looking out the window.
To my working class parents, it was nonsense. I *must* have been simply lying to them, or taking part in some sort of scam - who knows? Maybe I was selling drugs!
Being the repressed New England Puritan family that we were, that was the last we ever talked about it. Ever. It still boggles my mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,297 |
programmerhumor | IndigoFenix | ilkp82y | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An elderly acquaintance was trying to understand what I do for a living. I explained that I was a software engineer. She didn't understand that. So I iteratively simplified my job description, seeking common ground. Eventually she exclaimed, "Oh, so you push buttons for a living?". Yeah, I guess that's one way to look at it.
-- Professional button pusher.<|eor|><|sor|>Just say "I make computers do things."
Most people pretty much assume that computers work by magic, so you are now a wizard in their eyes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,037 |
programmerhumor | Cart3r1234 | ilkiyuk | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Random dudes on the internet: war about tab vs spaces
Your mum: fuck it. Align all to the left<|eor|><|sor|>Sliiiiide to the left!
2 tabs this time!
Cha cha real smooth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | r0ck0 | ilkx2kn | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sort of thing happened to me.
20 years ago while visiting my parents, we were sitting at the table and my mother asked me what I do. I started explaining and she said, "No, I mean, what do you *do*? You know, all day?" My dad sat looking at me intently. Apparently this had been discussed beforehand.
A little confused, I said, "Well, I program."
"So you sit at a computer and type."
"Um, yeah."
"All day."
"Well, there's meetings I guess."
"Where you sit around and *talk*?"
"Basically...?"
They gave each other a look, and then Mom said, "I see." Then she got up from the table and started doing something else. I was bewildered. I look over to my dad, but he literally wouldn't look me in the eyes. He just sat there silently smoking his cigarette looking out the window.
To my working class parents, it was nonsense. I *must* have been simply lying to them, or taking part in some sort of scam - who knows? Maybe I was selling drugs!
Being the repressed New England Puritan family that we were, that was the last we ever talked about it. Ever. It still boggles my mind.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm weird. So many questions...
* 1] Do you think it would have been a similar reaction if you were an accountant?
* Because it's kinda similar... sitting in meetings talking + sitting at a computer typing.
* Pretty much every office job can be summarized that way.
* I mean... even physical jobs aren't even that different... you speak to people, and use some tools...
* 2] Where would they draw the line? Is it about whether you get a chair or not?
* 3] What kind of work did they do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | OceanFlex | ilkono9 | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Random dudes on the internet: war about tab vs spaces
Your mum: fuck it. Align all to the left<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>when I'm finished with the code.
Ah yes, I am also familiar with this time called "never".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | Important_Prize884 | ilke3qm | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thought she disrespected your div alignment there for a sec<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | Tweezy_Vibez | ilkscu1 | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My little sister (10) saw me using vscode and said Are you a kid? Why do you need to type in different colors?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | itsahmemario | ilkpx3y | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An elderly acquaintance was trying to understand what I do for a living. I explained that I was a software engineer. She didn't understand that. So I iteratively simplified my job description, seeking common ground. Eventually she exclaimed, "Oh, so you push buttons for a living?". Yeah, I guess that's one way to look at it.
-- Professional button pusher.<|eor|><|sor|>Just say "I make computers do things."
Most people pretty much assume that computers work by magic, so you are now a wizard in their eyes.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but that would make you their personal tech support<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | YouTube-r | ilko7mb | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The reason they get paid so much is because sometimes some red text appears that will stop you from running the code until it disappears. The red text is there because they made an error, that takes between a couple seconds and a couple years to solve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | jrkridichch | ilkshh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An elderly acquaintance was trying to understand what I do for a living. I explained that I was a software engineer. She didn't understand that. So I iteratively simplified my job description, seeking common ground. Eventually she exclaimed, "Oh, so you push buttons for a living?". Yeah, I guess that's one way to look at it.
-- Professional button pusher.<|eor|><|sor|>Just say "I make computers do things."
Most people pretty much assume that computers work by magic, so you are now a wizard in their eyes.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but that would make you their personal tech support<|eor|><|sor|>"I make computers do things."
"Oh, can you get my internet to work?"
"Not those things."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | diamondjim | ilklyzu | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, deep inside her heart she wanted to center-align everything. That way she could gain more $$$$ than left-aligning the words and symbols in fancy colors.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how I code. Center aligned in comic sans.<|eor|><|sor|>Wingdings<|eor|><|sor|>> Wingdings
Ah, old skool. The young'uns are into some newfangled stuff called emojis these days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | bitemark01 | ill1huc | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sort of thing happened to me.
20 years ago while visiting my parents, we were sitting at the table and my mother asked me what I do. I started explaining and she said, "No, I mean, what do you *do*? You know, all day?" My dad sat looking at me intently. Apparently this had been discussed beforehand.
A little confused, I said, "Well, I program."
"So you sit at a computer and type."
"Um, yeah."
"All day."
"Well, there's meetings I guess."
"Where you sit around and *talk*?"
"Basically...?"
They gave each other a look, and then Mom said, "I see." Then she got up from the table and started doing something else. I was bewildered. I look over to my dad, but he literally wouldn't look me in the eyes. He just sat there silently smoking his cigarette looking out the window.
To my working class parents, it was nonsense. I *must* have been simply lying to them, or taking part in some sort of scam - who knows? Maybe I was selling drugs!
Being the repressed New England Puritan family that we were, that was the last we ever talked about it. Ever. It still boggles my mind.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm weird. So many questions...
* 1] Do you think it would have been a similar reaction if you were an accountant?
* Because it's kinda similar... sitting in meetings talking + sitting at a computer typing.
* Pretty much every office job can be summarized that way.
* I mean... even physical jobs aren't even that different... you speak to people, and use some tools...
* 2] Where would they draw the line? Is it about whether you get a chair or not?
* 3] What kind of work did they do?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah those guys are "pencil pushers" and just above "crooks" in the eyes of people like this. "Why can't they just do honest work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | postdiluvium | ilkrshn | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My mom:
>What?! You have another new job? Are you just doing your computer work typing typing typing all day? You know my friend's daughter just finished medical school. You should go back to school. her daughter makes a lot of money!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | SpookyScaryFrouze | ilknnc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My mom says i do data entry<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pemh62mcplj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An elderly acquaintance was trying to understand what I do for a living. I explained that I was a software engineer. She didn't understand that. So I iteratively simplified my job description, seeking common ground. Eventually she exclaimed, "Oh, so you push buttons for a living?". Yeah, I guess that's one way to look at it.
-- Professional button pusher.<|eor|><|sor|>[Related XKCD.](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/computer_problems.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | Zestyclose_Zone_9253 | 119x3y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,571 |
programmerhumor | Ayfios | j9oovmj | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,891 |
programmerhumor | donnycloggens | j9oxxzv | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I got an IT Manager position at a small company, I was hoping it would help me gain professional experience ACTUALLY fixing tech problems since it was a management position but it was always stupid shit like not restarting computer or googling error messages like in this green text. Anyway, when I got the job my family did the same and thing, Im a software developer for a business financing company now and strangely thats what has stopped them from asking me stupid questions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,752 |
programmerhumor | CanDull89 | j9oqbz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|sor|>> Femboy
> Arch Linux<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,644 |
programmerhumor | Zestyclose-Note1304 | j9pcbpo | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TFW the plan backfires and your family is accepting and loving, you become closer and you get asked stupid questions even more often than before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | Manitcor | j9ozco6 | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I got an IT Manager position at a small company, I was hoping it would help me gain professional experience ACTUALLY fixing tech problems since it was a management position but it was always stupid shit like not restarting computer or googling error messages like in this green text. Anyway, when I got the job my family did the same and thing, Im a software developer for a business financing company now and strangely thats what has stopped them from asking me stupid questions<|eor|><|sor|>when i got into software dev professionally I just started saying if thier computer problem didnt involve a racked server then I cant help them. You know because those servers are "sooooo different", I wouldnt know how to fix your windows sorry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,525 |
programmerhumor | EDEADLINK | j9oqn7w | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|sor|>> Femboy
> Arch Linux<|eor|><|sor|>> Knee high socks
> rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | ThePsychicDefective | j9p9u7i | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|sor|>\>Sysadmin that won't shut up about Python
\>46,000$ Fursuit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 933 |
programmerhumor | Schiffy94 | j9p9lvi | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a straight cis male but if I were closeted anything this wouldn't work because my mother is bad with computers and very liberal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | prooheckcp | j9pr2e1 | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dude Im a professional gameplay programmer at a triple A game studio and my family already asked me to check a printer that was broken. I said I have no idea how a printer works and my mom literally said: why do they pay you if youre useless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 676 |
programmerhumor | shnicklefritz | j9pctbi | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I got an IT Manager position at a small company, I was hoping it would help me gain professional experience ACTUALLY fixing tech problems since it was a management position but it was always stupid shit like not restarting computer or googling error messages like in this green text. Anyway, when I got the job my family did the same and thing, Im a software developer for a business financing company now and strangely thats what has stopped them from asking me stupid questions<|eor|><|sor|>when i got into software dev professionally I just started saying if thier computer problem didnt involve a racked server then I cant help them. You know because those servers are "sooooo different", I wouldnt know how to fix your windows sorry.<|eor|><|sor|>Wow thats so simple yet so genius - say you can only work on racks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | QRY91 | j9p19ve | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|sor|>> Femboy
> Arch Linux<|eor|><|sor|>> Knee high socks
> rust<|eor|><|sor|>*real* programmers wear thigh highs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | SpiderFnJerusalem | j9pmarh | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|sor|>\>Sysadmin that won't shut up about Python
\>46,000$ Fursuit<|eor|><|sor|>Whenever I look for some open source solution on Github and one of the maintainer's profile pics is either a furry or contains a trans flag, it's usually a good sign they know what they are doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 512 |
programmerhumor | JustGarate | j9pe2sr | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I haven't found the "sounds like they wanted a cisadmin" comment yet, so I'll be the one posting it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | SmartAlec105 | j9pyx7k | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TFW the plan backfires and your family is accepting and loving, you become closer and you get asked stupid questions even more often than before.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, can you help me open Google on the Bing?
Please, Im begging you. Just ask me something like if Im going to get The Surgery instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | Pi_Heart | j9qv2i7 | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dude Im a professional gameplay programmer at a triple A game studio and my family already asked me to check a printer that was broken. I said I have no idea how a printer works and my mom literally said: why do they pay you if youre useless<|eor|><|sor|>How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Programmer: No sorry thats a -hardware- problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | TwasAnChild | j9pioba | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TFW the plan backfires and your family is accepting and loving, you become closer and you get asked stupid questions even more often than before.<|eor|><|sor|>Task failed successfully??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | q1a2z3x4s5w6 | j9ped8t | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a straight cis male but if I were closeted anything this wouldn't work because my mother is bad with computers and very liberal.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but they you'll have that one uncle that no one agrees with blowing up your phone to talk about the red wave or whatever lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | Marrk | j9ozm3z | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You can question my methods, but you can't question my results"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | Stummi | j9oxb98 | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, for real, why do I personally know more transfems who are software engineers than cis women there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | artificial_organism | j9p7zeh | <|sols|><|sot|>anon does it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m95ouq9d9zja1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\> transfem
\> CS degree
Name a more iconic duo<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, for real, why do I personally know more transfems who are software engineers than cis women there?<|eor|><|sor|>People who don't fit in spend more time on computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | Mike_Oxlong25 | 124tawf | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,316 |
programmerhumor | JustHere4C0mments | je0ozea | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in Prod like a real Dev...This guy is going places<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,388 |
programmerhumor | mediumicedcoffee | je0oysg | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hello test1 to you as well, Sean K.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,642 |
programmerhumor | THEY_CALL_ME_TRASH | je0qhmw | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just got mine a second ago. Poor guy has just been watching it roll to millions of people unable to stop it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,075 |
programmerhumor | ZhugeSimp | je0r8h6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SeanK is about to be a very famous dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,575 |
programmerhumor | LochNessJackalope | je0us0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in Prod like a real Dev...This guy is going places<|eor|><|sor|>Putting his name on it is the best part.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,945 |
programmerhumor | big-daddy-juice | je0w0vn | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>hope seank is having a great test1 today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,728 |
programmerhumor | SamJustSam14 | je0vnsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just got mine a second ago. Poor guy has just been watching it roll to millions of people unable to stop it<|eor|><|sor|>Mine just popped up while I was in class
I knew I could count on Reddit for an explanation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,126 |
programmerhumor | urban_citrus | je14wn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Their next interview: are you THE seank from the starbucks notification?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,788 |
programmerhumor | _arctic_inferno_ | je0pzum | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional developer testing in prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,349 |
programmerhumor | JustHere4C0mments | je0y5ao | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in Prod like a real Dev...This guy is going places<|eor|><|sor|>Putting his name on it is the best part.<|eor|><|sor|>He wants the world to know his name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,224 |
programmerhumor | eddiemon | je0qlnu | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hello test1 to you as well, Sean K.<|eor|><|sor|>Hello test1 to you ALL on this blessed day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,196 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | je0rs99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good thing they labelled their tests, would have been completely lost if they didnt call it test1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,953 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | je0yj28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SeanK is about to be a very famous dev<|eor|><|sor|>Theyre going to put him up on the roof with all the other elite level engineers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,634 |
programmerhumor | EnglandPJ | je0wwes | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>gf getting worried starbucks got hacked. im sitting here giggling realizing it was probably an intern debugging something<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,576 |
programmerhumor | DevilsTreasure | je0ynpl | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha Im so glad Im not the only one. Can we make seank a testing in prod meme? Legend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,494 |
programmerhumor | phillyhandroll | je0yc4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sean k just made Starbucks millions of dollars via viral marketing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,040 |
programmerhumor | EnglandPJ | je0x4lm | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine if the notification was "Hello World"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,026 |
programmerhumor | 777blue_ | je0ypi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Testing in Prod like a real Dev...This guy is going places<|eor|><|sor|>Putting his name on it is the best part.<|eor|><|sor|>He wants the world to know his name.<|eor|><|sor|>Hello, world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,011 |
programmerhumor | ASHill11 | je0wads | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just got mine a second ago. Poor guy has just been watching it roll to millions of people unable to stop it<|eor|><|sor|>Mine just popped up while I was in class
I knew I could count on Reddit for an explanation<|eor|><|sor|>Sitting in networking class rn lol. Came here to make sure it wasn't malicious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 996 |
programmerhumor | MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT | je1g9bl | <|sols|><|sot|>Starbucks intern hard at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fohfusmcmjqa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>hope seank is having a great test1 today<|eor|><|sor|>I wish all seank a very pleasant test1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 788 |
programmerhumor | SUMMOGUY | xxv8sz | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,272 |
programmerhumor | derLudo | ire5ndu | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,514 |
programmerhumor | rolandfoxx | ire6gg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Futureproof means nobody in the future can fix it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,144 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Entertainment328 | ire2p3t | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Intern rewrites the entire thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,741 |
programmerhumor | UberWagen | ireev9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the real strategy isn't it? Work at 3 or so places over the course of 2 years, develop trash code, then get hired as a consultant for all 3 and collect more money than all salaries combined?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,239 |
programmerhumor | Tamsta-273C | ire652r | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Intern rewrites the entire thing<|eor|><|sor|>The cycle stats over<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | LordMerdifex | ire6wn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have a worse one:
Writes unmaintainable code.
Becomes your boss, orders you to implement a new feature and keeps asking why it takes so long.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | RosarioPawson | irehe9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the real strategy isn't it? Work at 3 or so places over the course of 2 years, develop trash code, then get hired as a consultant for all 3 and collect more money than all salaries combined?<|eor|><|sor|>Plus more vacation time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 547 |
programmerhumor | HrabiaVulpes | irecmxo | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Got hired by company.
Code unmaintainable, entire process expected that my predecessor will never leave company.
Fixed most of it, but got blaimed for every problem I couldn't explain to non-techie people.
Leaving company after 7 months, my shortest job hop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | PowermanFriendship | irebl6p | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>About 15 years ago I worked in the support department for a place that had a web app product. At some point, they offered "hands-on internal development training" and I was young and hungry so I signed up. I wasn't really aware of all the internal company politics at the time, but shortly after the first session started, I learned that all the original devs had been European and now they were gone. The database names were in Icelandic. The application was written in Delphi. Every single variable was simply named "o" or some permutation of "o" (o1, olist, etc...).
Needless to say, we made it about 3 sessions before everyone gave up on the idea. In the end they just paid some exorbitant contracting sum to one of the ex-devs to fix stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | bindermichi | ire9gdn | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|sor|>Win-win<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | peachbreadmcat | irf195g | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the real strategy isn't it? Work at 3 or so places over the course of 2 years, develop trash code, then get hired as a consultant for all 3 and collect more money than all salaries combined?<|eor|><|sor|>Plus more vacation time.<|eor|><|sor|>But no healthcare<|eor|><|sor|>With that type of money you can buy any insurance plan you want.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | invalidConsciousness | irega57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have a worse one:
Writes unmaintainable code.
Becomes your boss, orders you to implement a new feature and keeps asking why it takes so long.<|eor|><|sor|>At least my boss knows his code is trash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | theycallmeponcho | irehf9h | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|sor|>Win-win<|eor|><|sor|>Until the experienced yourself see that the intern-you wrote something unreadable.
Charge for a few consults and leave project untouched with some bullshit progress.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | imGnarly | irefne1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Futureproof means nobody in the future can fix it.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of the legendary quote by Maestro Ken M:
*If we dont learn from the mistakes of our future, were doomed to repeat then for the first time.*
Truly ahead of his time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | ell0bo | ireau4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Intern rewrites the entire thing<|eor|><|sor|>The cycle stats over<|eor|><|sor|>Well, you really can make stats say anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | Katana_sized_banana | ireg3od | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen this happen in real life. At some point my current company spend 100k every year for just in case something needed to be done. This went on for 10 years. The dude paid did almost nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | Jmortswimmer6 | irf00ab | <|sols|><|sot|>Perfect situation<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jxbvq7ibzcs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now you just need to get rehired as an external consultant to take care of the unmaintanable code earning double of what you earned before.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the real strategy isn't it? Work at 3 or so places over the course of 2 years, develop trash code, then get hired as a consultant for all 3 and collect more money than all salaries combined?<|eor|><|sor|>Plus more vacation time.<|eor|><|sor|>But no healthcare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | Darth_Nibbles | y0whqu | <|sols|><|sot|>The horror, the horror<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/7toPXUr.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,985 |
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