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programmerhumor | ember_firelight | j9tbbr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Friendly", yet wastes all that black ink!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | abhink28 | 7r17en | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62,869 |
programmerhumor | get_tech | dstgazf | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>That misalignment :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,029 |
programmerhumor | kemitche | dstji7j | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>That misalignment :(<|eor|><|sor|>The missile line is misaligned!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,396 |
programmerhumor | KillerInstinctUltra | dstk91n | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,846 |
programmerhumor | lothpendragon | dstj4lx | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,825 |
programmerhumor | damcgrath1 | dstht0f | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>ELI5: Why does such a BSD organization like Oracle have need for such spammy adware on download, especially for such a pervasive language like Java?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,513 |
programmerhumor | ipodtouch0218 | dsthxfh | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>ELI5: Why does such a BSD organization like Oracle have need for such spammy adware on download, especially for such a pervasive language like Java?<|eor|><|sor|>Money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,382 |
programmerhumor | frazentropy | dstl1wv | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|sor|>Would you like a tattoo of the Ask logo on your forehead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | 0b_101010 | dsthx4h | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a Java developer, after much thought and deliberation, I can honestly say: fuck Oracle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 960 |
programmerhumor | M3L0NM4N | dstlkpn | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|sor|>Would you like a tattoo of the Ask logo on your forehead?<|eor|><|sor|>Would like to to convert to Askism?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | shaner23 | dstgsm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>no linux user ever had this problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS | dstisxv | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>no linux user ever had this problem<|eor|><|sor|>Why need Java in the first place?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A true linux user writes his own Minecraft, in vim.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | dstjctu | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>no linux user ever had this problem<|eor|><|sor|>Why need Java in the first place?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A true linux user writes his own Minecraft, in vim.<|eor|><|sor|>Vim is my favorite escape-the-room puzzle game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | ddematteis | dstltpm | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|sor|>Would you like a tattoo of the Ask logo on your forehead?<|eor|><|sor|>Would like to to convert to Askism?<|eor|><|sor|>No I practice asciism, I would like that Ask OS though gotta be better than Windows 10 <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | Voice_Powered | dstfuqh | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was really hidden in the ToS. You know, under "Important Nuclear Obligations"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | kaiserbergin | dstfje3 | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>So much truth here, it hurts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | amardas | dstmenw | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a Java developer, after much thought and deliberation, I can honestly say: fuck Oracle.<|eor|><|sor|>Ask toolbar on JRE install predates Oracle. I don't expect that to change your opinion of Oracle though.
The really scummy thing is that I mostly just install the JDK, which doesn't have the Ask toolbar install. I almost never think about it and forget to warn people that are installing the JRE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | antlife | dstl1rq | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>ELI5: Why does such a BSD organization like Oracle have need for such spammy adware on download, especially for such a pervasive language like Java?<|eor|><|sor|>How is Oracle related to BSD? Also, considering all the shady/evil things Oracle has done, this is nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>In this case, I believe he's using the term Big Swinging Dick, to mean they bring in a lot of revenue as it is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | Gonzo_Rick | dstlylp | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>That misalignment :(<|eor|><|sor|>The missile line is misaligned!<|eor|><|sor|>, Miss Sill finds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | navneetmuffin | neblw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62,155 |
programmerhumor | defenastrator | gyfl2pa | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,654 |
programmerhumor | IamImposter | gyfree8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,545 |
programmerhumor | ten3roberts | gyfrum6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Paid by the hour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,014 |
programmerhumor | SymphonyOfDream | gyfgdwx | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unless, of course, the documentation does not keep up with the releases. Or, if it is all placeholders.
Nothing worse than **eventually** finding the page of documentation in Confluence you are looking for and it being nothing but <put info here>.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | A308 | gyg89kt | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Paid by the hour<|eor|><|sor|>Had an hourly employee, programmer and some SysAdmin. At some point he self automated his job, any he could. Didnt say much at first. He saved our ass a couple of times with this. We had no problems paying him to babysit his creations!
A few years after selling the company he was let go by the new owners. Who, upon realizing their mistake, promptly tried to get the Unicorn back in the stables. Too late! He was given a gilded saddle by your competitor two feet from the exit door of your place! You arent ever getting the guy back. Get stuffed!
EDIT: Formatting from mobile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | MrBojingles1989 | gygfvce | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Paid by the hour<|eor|><|sor|>Had an hourly employee, programmer and some SysAdmin. At some point he self automated his job, any he could. Didnt say much at first. He saved our ass a couple of times with this. We had no problems paying him to babysit his creations!
A few years after selling the company he was let go by the new owners. Who, upon realizing their mistake, promptly tried to get the Unicorn back in the stables. Too late! He was given a gilded saddle by your competitor two feet from the exit door of your place! You arent ever getting the guy back. Get stuffed!
EDIT: Formatting from mobile.<|eor|><|sor|>Why did they let him go?<|eor|><|sor|>When you make your job look easy enough they start thinking anyone can do it for less money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | Kiloku | gyfp5w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a student I firmly believed that.
Then I went into the real world and found out that documentation is but a myth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | aloyalslave | gyfrvza | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't looking busy while messing up the "pro" in "programming"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | A308 | gyghqec | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Paid by the hour<|eor|><|sor|>Had an hourly employee, programmer and some SysAdmin. At some point he self automated his job, any he could. Didnt say much at first. He saved our ass a couple of times with this. We had no problems paying him to babysit his creations!
A few years after selling the company he was let go by the new owners. Who, upon realizing their mistake, promptly tried to get the Unicorn back in the stables. Too late! He was given a gilded saddle by your competitor two feet from the exit door of your place! You arent ever getting the guy back. Get stuffed!
EDIT: Formatting from mobile.<|eor|><|sor|>Funny story lol<|eor|><|sor|>Brace yourself.....
New owners thought they would save money and find someone cheaper! I only know this because as the former owner I still had lots of people capable of informing me. Including former business partners who's businesses suffered some at the changes.
To boot! They also got rid of the CFO, because the (new) owner thought she could manage the business financials, taxes, so on, herself.
**tl;dr:** They thought they could do it cheaper or themselves. They still have a job opening.
EDIT: We had an ARIN assignment of a /20 for public addresses as a provider. With many more private addresses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | LunarGibbons | gyfjd85 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least you won't make any new bugs during those six hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | MichaelEpicA | gyge54x | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Paid by the hour<|eor|><|sor|>Had an hourly employee, programmer and some SysAdmin. At some point he self automated his job, any he could. Didnt say much at first. He saved our ass a couple of times with this. We had no problems paying him to babysit his creations!
A few years after selling the company he was let go by the new owners. Who, upon realizing their mistake, promptly tried to get the Unicorn back in the stables. Too late! He was given a gilded saddle by your competitor two feet from the exit door of your place! You arent ever getting the guy back. Get stuffed!
EDIT: Formatting from mobile.<|eor|><|sor|>Funny story lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | --lllll-lllll-- | gyfqfnc | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a student I firmly believed that.
Then I went into the real world and found out that documentation is but a myth.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Tinkerbell~~ documentation *is* real though. We just have to *believe*.
... And also keep pushing to make discovery and documentation a step that happens before and during programming instead of an afterthought. It's like being a child of toxic parents. We dream of being rescued by someone who knows better, only to find that we grow up and have to rescue ourselves.
Please send hugs. Oh mommy, the spaghetti code is so cold.
Edit: so, so cold.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | xpanta | gyflm4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or one hour of waiting for an answer in stack overflow. Assuming you made the right question. It is not duplicate. It does not refer to an obsolete technology... Etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | Delayed_Wireless | gyg1i5p | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Paid by the hour<|eor|><|sor|>More like paid by every written character<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | BigPapaObama | gygilmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Paid by the hour<|eor|><|sor|>Had an hourly employee, programmer and some SysAdmin. At some point he self automated his job, any he could. Didnt say much at first. He saved our ass a couple of times with this. We had no problems paying him to babysit his creations!
A few years after selling the company he was let go by the new owners. Who, upon realizing their mistake, promptly tried to get the Unicorn back in the stables. Too late! He was given a gilded saddle by your competitor two feet from the exit door of your place! You arent ever getting the guy back. Get stuffed!
EDIT: Formatting from mobile.<|eor|><|sor|>Why did they let him go?<|eor|><|sor|>When you make your job look easy enough they start thinking anyone can do it for less money<|eor|><|sor|>This needs to be framed and put on a wall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | ZennerBlue | gyfsly6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't looking busy while messing up the "pro" in "programming"?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt this the definition of Perl?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | duffer_dev | gyfr8xl | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a student I firmly believed that.
Then I went into the real world and found out that documentation is but a myth.<|eor|><|sor|>Code is the documentation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | IllIIlIIllII | gyfto68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Google "how to print unsigned using printf" and what did I do?
I started using every letter - %a, %b %c %d %e ... On 21st try, I found that it's %u.
Bonus advantage: I looked busy all this time.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't looking busy while messing up the "pro" in "programming"?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt this the definition of Perl?<|eor|><|sor|>top 4 reason to learn PERL:
- RE
- Really hard to read for others, so :
- You can't annoy people when you quit
- You look like a wizard.
(I'm a Perl beginner, but that's the language I know the most)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | reibitto | xsp83v | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,873 |
programmerhumor | audriuska12 | iqlonnq | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than the leak could fill before, quote, "the most extreme form of garbage collection."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,716 |
programmerhumor | kinokomushroom | iqlqolk | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than the leak could fill before, quote, "the most extreme form of garbage collection."<|eor|><|sor|>Missile guidance system programmers: "We made it 100% sure so that the missile won't randomly explode as soon as you hit the launch button or that it will definitely not fly back to our own base killing us all"
Also missile guidance system programmers: "lol don't worry about the memory leak :)"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,577 |
programmerhumor | grat_is_not_nice | iqlttod | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon* \- you wander through regions and kill monsters that spawn on location triggers in the region and collecting resources/items. But the game cannot maintain the status of all the items/monsters in all the game regions. So when memory for that information gets close to being full (depending on the number of map regions and items in those regions), the *Blood Moon* mechanic gets triggered and all the regions get reset to default, so all the monsters and items reappear next time you enter the region. It's a pretty cool solution to memory management and a frustrating game mechanic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,146 |
programmerhumor | reibitto | iqlmhte | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>This information came out on an episode of the Xbox Podcast in 2020. It's somewhat old news at this point but it's one of my favorite game dev stories and a lot more people need to know about it in my opinion.
For what it's worth, MVG has done a video in the past investigating the game while running and confirming what Todd Howard claimed is true. So it's not just some fun story he made up.
***Edit:*** Looks like posting YouTube links are ok on this sub so here are direct links to the sources in case anybody is interested:
- [The podcast episode with timestamp where Todd Howard talks about this trick.](https://youtu.be/WI2IPeocbAA?t=493)
- [An MVG video where he investigates Todd's claim and looks for the code where the reboot happens.](https://youtu.be/x0TKwPnHc-M)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,127 |
programmerhumor | EuroPolice | iqm1pa1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than the leak could fill before, quote, "the most extreme form of garbage collection."<|eor|><|sor|>Missile guidance system programmers: "We made it 100% sure so that the missile won't randomly explode as soon as you hit the launch button or that it will definitely not fly back to our own base killing us all"
Also missile guidance system programmers: "lol don't worry about the memory leak :)"<|eor|><|sor|>It's amazing because I worked in a project were if you spent 2 minutes or more in a screen that only displayed a couple options you would get an error code and need to log again. The solution? Make the error code read "Logging out for inactivity".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,236 |
programmerhumor | FHeTraT | iqlq0z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,217 |
programmerhumor | SergioEduP | iqlu80x | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon* \- you wander through regions and kill monsters that spawn on location triggers in the region and collecting resources/items. But the game cannot maintain the status of all the items/monsters in all the game regions. So when memory for that information gets close to being full (depending on the number of map regions and items in those regions), the *Blood Moon* mechanic gets triggered and all the regions get reset to default, so all the monsters and items reappear next time you enter the region. It's a pretty cool solution to memory management and a frustrating game mechanic.<|eor|><|sor|>The blood moon also triggers when the game detects something wrong is happening, like way too many enemies in a specific region, or a specific enemy in a region it shouldn't be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,314 |
programmerhumor | WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 | iqm2zr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than the leak could fill before, quote, "the most extreme form of garbage collection."<|eor|><|sor|>Missile guidance system programmers: "We made it 100% sure so that the missile won't randomly explode as soon as you hit the launch button or that it will definitely not fly back to our own base killing us all"
Also missile guidance system programmers: "lol don't worry about the memory leak :)"<|eor|><|sor|>It's amazing because I worked in a project were if you spent 2 minutes or more in a screen that only displayed a couple options you would get an error code and need to log again. The solution? Make the error code read "Logging out for inactivity".<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt the original wing commander team hex edit their release build to change a memory manager error to thank you for playing wing commander because they couldnt figure out why it crashed on exit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,748 |
programmerhumor | jeffscience | iqm254w | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to the guy at IBM who designed it, a critical PowerPC chip in the Space Shuttle would only boot 2/3 of the time. It wasnt a problem, because theyd just reboot it until it worked, as part of the launch sequence.
(Or something like that. It was a dinner story and I wasnt taking notes.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,613 |
programmerhumor | Specky013 | iqlzxi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon* \- you wander through regions and kill monsters that spawn on location triggers in the region and collecting resources/items. But the game cannot maintain the status of all the items/monsters in all the game regions. So when memory for that information gets close to being full (depending on the number of map regions and items in those regions), the *Blood Moon* mechanic gets triggered and all the regions get reset to default, so all the monsters and items reappear next time you enter the region. It's a pretty cool solution to memory management and a frustrating game mechanic.<|eor|><|sor|>The blood moon also triggers when the game detects something wrong is happening, like way too many enemies in a specific region, or a specific enemy in a region it shouldn't be.<|eor|><|sor|>That is honestly such a a cool idea. It's a bit out of the box but makes total sense, just disguise the reset of your open world as a game mechanic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,582 |
programmerhumor | MLL_Phoenix7 | iqm5b2x | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than the leak could fill before, quote, "the most extreme form of garbage collection."<|eor|><|sor|>Missile guidance system programmers: "We made it 100% sure so that the missile won't randomly explode as soon as you hit the launch button or that it will definitely not fly back to our own base killing us all"
Also missile guidance system programmers: "lol don't worry about the memory leak :)"<|eor|><|sor|>It's amazing because I worked in a project were if you spent 2 minutes or more in a screen that only displayed a couple options you would get an error code and need to log again. The solution? Make the error code read "Logging out for inactivity".<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt the original wing commander team hex edit their release build to change a memory manager error to thank you for playing wing commander because they couldnt figure out why it crashed on exit?<|eor|><|sor|>If it crashes on exit, it just exited, but faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | TheMcDucky | iqmd1wf | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is actually an intended (included in the SDK) feature of the Xbox that several games used.
Basically it cleared the memory but kept the framebuffer (making it potentially seamless to the player) and some additional data<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,155 |
programmerhumor | MiffedStarfish | iqm4asq | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon* \- you wander through regions and kill monsters that spawn on location triggers in the region and collecting resources/items. But the game cannot maintain the status of all the items/monsters in all the game regions. So when memory for that information gets close to being full (depending on the number of map regions and items in those regions), the *Blood Moon* mechanic gets triggered and all the regions get reset to default, so all the monsters and items reappear next time you enter the region. It's a pretty cool solution to memory management and a frustrating game mechanic.<|eor|><|sor|>The blood moon also triggers when the game detects something wrong is happening, like way too many enemies in a specific region, or a specific enemy in a region it shouldn't be.<|eor|><|sor|>That is honestly such a a cool idea. It's a bit out of the box but makes total sense, just disguise the reset of your open world as a game mechanic<|eor|><|sor|>This is what sets Breath of the Wild apart imo. It's engine. Content wise its a fairly decent RPG, but everything just works so insanely well and seamlessly. I've completed it twice, once on Switch and once on Wii U, and encountered one bug, once, the entire time - a completely harmless one where an NPC was standing at 45 degrees to the ground.
Probably the most technically impressive game I've ever played, and all running on something the size of the Switch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 993 |
programmerhumor | mrgreyeyes | iqlo6c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>This information came out on an episode of the Xbox Podcast in 2020. It's somewhat old news at this point but it's one of my favorite game dev stories and a lot more people need to know about it in my opinion.
For what it's worth, MVG has done a video in the past investigating the game while running and confirming what Todd Howard claimed is true. So it's not just some fun story he made up.
***Edit:*** Looks like posting YouTube links are ok on this sub so here are direct links to the sources in case anybody is interested:
- [The podcast episode with timestamp where Todd Howard talks about this trick.](https://youtu.be/WI2IPeocbAA?t=493)
- [An MVG video where he investigates Todd's claim and looks for the code where the reboot happens.](https://youtu.be/x0TKwPnHc-M)<|eoopr|><|sor|>"Game the system" quite literally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 839 |
programmerhumor | BBQGiraffe_ | iqlpyb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to memory leaks? Just power off the memory lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | hedgecore77 | iqmazgx | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>This information came out on an episode of the Xbox Podcast in 2020. It's somewhat old news at this point but it's one of my favorite game dev stories and a lot more people need to know about it in my opinion.
For what it's worth, MVG has done a video in the past investigating the game while running and confirming what Todd Howard claimed is true. So it's not just some fun story he made up.
***Edit:*** Looks like posting YouTube links are ok on this sub so here are direct links to the sources in case anybody is interested:
- [The podcast episode with timestamp where Todd Howard talks about this trick.](https://youtu.be/WI2IPeocbAA?t=493)
- [An MVG video where he investigates Todd's claim and looks for the code where the reboot happens.](https://youtu.be/x0TKwPnHc-M)<|eoopr|><|sor|>My fave game dev story was Wing Commander. EMM386 kept throwing an error upon exiting, didn't do anything bad as you were already exiting the game, but it looked bad. They had no time to fix it as the game was shipping, so the EMM386 exe was hacked to say "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!" instead of the error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 831 |
programmerhumor | R2CX | iqlvnej | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than the leak could fill before, quote, "the most extreme form of garbage collection."<|eor|><|sor|>It cant be stopped now general. Weve put uhm a locking mechanism that prevents it from taking any other commands.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 715 |
programmerhumor | Dragon_yum | iqm5in1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Game programmers on old system where some of the most clever and sly people around<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 682 |
programmerhumor | ilreh | iqlpi63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously a senior dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 622 |
programmerhumor | Abyss_of_Dreams | iqm8r7f | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember hearing the story about Wing Commander on old ass DOS. There was always an error when the game closed, but the devs couldn't figure out what was causing the error or how to fix it. They were running out of time before launch, so a senior developer had the bright idea to change the error message to "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | ultavulta | 11s6v64 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,731 |
programmerhumor | SpoiltChaos | jcc6fl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,614 |
programmerhumor | digdilem | jcc4uhu | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,265 |
programmerhumor | MuchIndustry6036 | jccos12 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Accepted passwords: 123456, password, qwerty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,004 |
programmerhumor | Opinionsare | jccr75d | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked sporting goods distribution and served as location IT support.
Sales would put a single quote (") in product description, like 20" tire.
Order system - no problem.
Pick ticket printing - no problem
But ship labels with product description would crash print jobs.
Fortunately I had access to reset the system description, but I also had to track down every live order that had been created for the problem and eliminate the quote mark then resent print jobs..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,347 |
programmerhumor | Dikheed | jcd3819 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If someone has to sift through a giant csv to find and fix it because you put a comma in your PW, you can bet your life that YOURS is the account they're emptying.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,996 |
programmerhumor | lungben81 | jcc8m7k | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsing library.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,871 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | jcch114 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, the passwords being hashed is not relevant to this meme, a csv full of hashed passwords is useless, this is specifically about the case where the passwords are dumped into the csv as clear text, which happens all the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | norse95 | jccs2iu | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Accepted passwords: 123456, password, qwerty<|eor|><|sor|>Damn all mine are taken<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | Lem-Ko-Tir | jcceeii | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsing library.<|eor|><|sor|>So youre saying we need to put commas, spaces, new line characters, quotes and double quotes into our passwords as well just to cover ourselves?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | DerBronco | jcdfegt | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked sporting goods distribution and served as location IT support.
Sales would put a single quote (") in product description, like 20" tire.
Order system - no problem.
Pick ticket printing - no problem
But ship labels with product description would crash print jobs.
Fortunately I had access to reset the system description, but I also had to track down every live order that had been created for the problem and eliminate the quote mark then resent print jobs..<|eor|><|sor|>This is still the case for one of the huge parcel companies in europe with 3 letters. Everything from shop website to inventory management to accounting here is utf8, no problem. Before sending the data to this specific parcel company we have to filter quotes, semicolons, german umlaute () and stuff. Somewhere they seemingly still rely on some latin1 western csv data.
2023<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 779 |
programmerhumor | ClioBitcoinBank | jccel9j | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>""pass, word"" added to bruteforce.csv (i assume thats how csv works)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | sn34kypete | jcd2q1h | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsing library.<|eor|><|sor|>So youre saying we need to put commas, spaces, new line characters, quotes and double quotes into our passwords as well just to cover ourselves?<|eor|><|sor|>Also include the escaped versions of each of those, as well as nonsensical escape sequences. A well done parser won't have any trouble, but if there's a chance there's a chance<|eor|><|sor|>so let's start with the worst, single quote/apostrophe
"But pete everyone told me SQL hates semicolons" oh we'll get to that. Excel hates leading single quotes. Then we put in another.
Then a Comma, then a semicolon.
Then just to fuck with them, "\<". They'll wonder if they're dealing with an HTML bug.
Then just a few things I know would piss me off if I saw them in excel and we get
'',;\<,#Value,Null<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 727 |
programmerhumor | drew8311 | jcdxa6i | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If someone has to sift through a giant csv to find and fix it because you put a comma in your PW, you can bet your life that YOURS is the account they're emptying.<|eor|><|sor|>A better password would be ImPoorPleaseDontHackMe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | Top-Listen-5834 | jccikaf | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Hell yeah sinitize your inputssss,.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | Esnardoo | jccs1s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsing library.<|eor|><|sor|>So youre saying we need to put commas, spaces, new line characters, quotes and double quotes into our passwords as well just to cover ourselves?<|eor|><|sor|>Also include the escaped versions of each of those, as well as nonsensical escape sequences. A well done parser won't have any trouble, but if there's a chance there's a chance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | flyguydip | jcd5bd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsing library.<|eor|><|sor|>So youre saying we need to put commas, spaces, new line characters, quotes and double quotes into our passwords as well just to cover ourselves?<|eor|><|sor|>Also include the escaped versions of each of those, as well as nonsensical escape sequences. A well done parser won't have any trouble, but if there's a chance there's a chance<|eor|><|sor|>so let's start with the worst, single quote/apostrophe
"But pete everyone told me SQL hates semicolons" oh we'll get to that. Excel hates leading single quotes. Then we put in another.
Then a Comma, then a semicolon.
Then just to fuck with them, "\<". They'll wonder if they're dealing with an HTML bug.
Then just a few things I know would piss me off if I saw them in excel and we get
'',;\<,#Value,Null<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure you can work in some \t's and \r\n's. Maybe even throw in =SUM(A2:A20000) just for good measure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | Ahuman-mc | jcdnf1m | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Accepted passwords: 123456, password, qwerty<|eor|><|sor|>Damn all mine are taken<|eor|><|sor|>**New user registration**
Enter username: `Ahuman-mc`
Enter password: __`qwerty`__
**Password rejected: This password has been taken by user** [`norse95`](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)**. Please enter a unique password.**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | MichaelMotherDater | jcehnh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If someone has to sift through a giant csv to find and fix it because you put a comma in your PW, you can bet your life that YOURS is the account they're emptying.<|eor|><|sor|>A better password would be ImPoorPleaseDontHackMe<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for the password. Logged in to your account to grab the account number. Expect a credit soon. Dinner is on me!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | troly_mctrollface | jccstkz | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen a single misplaced comma take down 3 warehouse and a manufacturing facility, in 15 minutes went from not knowing c# to pushing c# to the production integration<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | EmergencySecure8620 | jccm965 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, the passwords being hashed is not relevant to this meme, a csv full of hashed passwords is useless, this is specifically about the case where the passwords are dumped into the csv as clear text, which happens all the time<|eor|><|sor|>>a csv full of hashed passwords is useless
Interestingly enough, it's not useless actually. Depending on the implementation details, there are multiple ways to make use of leaks of hashed passwords. Here is one such example:
[https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/6516321](https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/6516321)
You might want to say that the infosec teams at these companies should ensure that secure methods are used for salted hashed passwords, and you'd be right, but that's not the case with every company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | zr798l | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,672 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | j12lgkv | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a meme here once that labeled UDP as "Unsolicited Dick Pics" and TCP as "Tasteful Consensual Photos" and I think that metaphor works well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,881 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Independent9119 | j12qy50 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me. I feel like I've finally made it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,256 |
programmerhumor | kfish610 | j12qcls | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a meme here once that labeled UDP as "Unsolicited Dick Pics" and TCP as "Tasteful Consensual Photos" and I think that metaphor works well.<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ra4abj/tcp_vs_udp/
This one, if anyone hadn't seen it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,138 |
programmerhumor | DarkKerrigor | j12n534 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | TeraFlint | j12rja6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a 20 minute brain activity scan session, and one of the things that came into my mind was "hehe, I'm being debugged!" :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | polmeeee | j12o4ed | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | the_evil_comma | j12pyqs | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|sor|>Penetration testing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | mistwire | j12flbk | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I could get my wife to syn, syn/ack, ack I wouldn't be on reddit at 11 at night.
Edit: my CCNA is older than most of the kids on this site & I got the order wrong <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | Theleming | j12d8sl | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>UDP?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | informedvoice | j12vl3r | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|sor|>Penetration testing<|eor|><|sor|>Man in the middle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | OGtenderLeaf2 | j12ysuh | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me. I feel like I've finally made it<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | theDreamingStar | j12z0aa | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a meme here once that labeled UDP as "Unsolicited Dick Pics" and TCP as "Tasteful Consensual Photos" and I think that metaphor works well.<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ra4abj/tcp_vs_udp/
This one, if anyone hadn't seen it.<|eor|><|sor|>Hijacking the comment to ask someone where should I learn more about these networking layers and the protocols. I've seen in textbook and videos that the model all these different layers which handle different things, but it's all so vague and unintuitive most of the times. Is there a resource which demonstrates how all this works in real life?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | anythingMuchShorter | j12ncf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So UDP is like sex between people who don't care about eachother.
Were doing this
Ok done
Ok I'm going to assume you had a good time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | TeraFlint | j12vgha | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a 20 minute brain activity scan session, and one of the things that came into my mind was "hehe, I'm being debugged!" :D<|eor|><|sor|>Was malware detected?<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing of concern has been found <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Magnetic_Reaper | j12hj9b | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>UDP:
`1. Do`
`2. It`
`4. That.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | FeedYourDogCarrots | j12xdn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|sor|>Penetration testing<|eor|><|sor|>Man in the middle<|eor|><|sor|>Buffer overflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | inarizushisama | j12unja | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a 20 minute brain activity scan session, and one of the things that came into my mind was "hehe, I'm being debugged!" :D<|eor|><|sor|>Was malware detected?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | OffroadDragster | j12nopb | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I could get my wife to syn, syn/ack, ack I wouldn't be on reddit at 11 at night.
Edit: my CCNA is older than most of the kids on this site & I got the order wrong <|eor|><|sor|>Your wife deserves to do it in the correct order, friendo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
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