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programmerhumor | ember_firelight | j9tbbr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chaotic good hacker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/01reosd806ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Friendly", yet wastes all that black ink!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 361 |
programmerhumor | abhink28 | 7r17en | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62,869 |
programmerhumor | get_tech | dstgazf | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>That misalignment :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,029 |
programmerhumor | kemitche | dstji7j | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>That misalignment :(<|eor|><|sor|>The missile line is misaligned!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,396 |
programmerhumor | KillerInstinctUltra | dstk91n | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|... | 1,846 |
programmerhumor | lothpendragon | dstj4lx | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,825 |
programmerhumor | damcgrath1 | dstht0f | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>ELI5: Why does such a BSD organization like Oracle have need for such spammy adware on download, especially for such a pervasive language like Java?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,513 |
programmerhumor | ipodtouch0218 | dsthxfh | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>ELI5: Why does such a BSD organization like Oracle have need for such spammy adware on download, especially for such a pervasive language like Java?<|eor|><|sor|>Money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,382 |
programmerhumor | frazentropy | dstl1wv | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|... | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | 0b_101010 | dsthx4h | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a Java developer, after much thought and deliberation, I can honestly say: fuck Oracle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 960 |
programmerhumor | M3L0NM4N | dstlkpn | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|... | 888 |
programmerhumor | shaner23 | dstgsm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>no linux user ever had this problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS | dstisxv | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>no linux user ever had this problem<|eor|><|sor|>Why need Java in the first place?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A true linux user writes his own Minecraft, in vim.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | dstjctu | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>no linux user ever had this problem<|eor|><|sor|>Why need Java in the first place?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A true linux user writes his own Minecraft, in vim.<|eor|><|sor|>Vim is my favori... | 391 |
programmerhumor | ddematteis | dstltpm | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Thank you for installing the Ask Toolbar. Would you like to set your homepage to Ask.com?"<|eor|><|sor|>Would you like your operating system to be upgraded to Ask OS? <|eor|><|... | 331 |
programmerhumor | Voice_Powered | dstfuqh | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was really hidden in the ToS. You know, under "Important Nuclear Obligations"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | kaiserbergin | dstfje3 | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>So much truth here, it hurts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | amardas | dstmenw | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a Java developer, after much thought and deliberation, I can honestly say: fuck Oracle.<|eor|><|sor|>Ask toolbar on JRE install predates Oracle. I don't expect that to change your opinion of Oracle... | 246 |
programmerhumor | antlife | dstl1rq | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>ELI5: Why does such a BSD organization like Oracle have need for such spammy adware on download, especially for such a pervasive language like Java?<|eor|><|sor|>How is Oracle related to BSD? Also, co... | 235 |
programmerhumor | Gonzo_Rick | dstlylp | <|sols|><|sot|>You're all wrong. This is why it happened.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e3w944wmyma01.png<|eol|><|sor|>That misalignment :(<|eor|><|sor|>The missile line is misaligned!<|eor|><|sor|>, Miss Sill finds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | navneetmuffin | neblw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62,155 |
programmerhumor | defenastrator | gyfl2pa | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,654 |
programmerhumor | IamImposter | gyfree8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 1,545 |
programmerhumor | ten3roberts | gyfrum6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 1,014 |
programmerhumor | SymphonyOfDream | gyfgdwx | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unless, of course, the documentation does not keep up with the releases. Or, if it is all placeholders.
Nothing worse than **eventually** finding the page of documentation in Confluence you are looking for and it being nothing b... | 605 |
programmerhumor | A308 | gyg89kt | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 569 |
programmerhumor | MrBojingles1989 | gygfvce | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 235 |
programmerhumor | Kiloku | gyfp5w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a student I firmly believed that.
Then I went into the real world and found out that documentation is but a myth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | aloyalslave | gyfrvza | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 197 |
programmerhumor | A308 | gyghqec | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 162 |
programmerhumor | LunarGibbons | gyfjd85 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least you won't make any new bugs during those six hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | MichaelEpicA | gyge54x | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 119 |
programmerhumor | --lllll-lllll-- | gyfqfnc | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a student I firmly believed that.
Then I went into the real world and found out that documentation is but a myth.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Tinkerbell~~ documentation *is* real though. We just have to *believe*.
... And also k... | 118 |
programmerhumor | xpanta | gyflm4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or one hour of waiting for an answer in stack overflow. Assuming you made the right question. It is not duplicate. It does not refer to an obsolete technology... Etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | Delayed_Wireless | gyg1i5p | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 92 |
programmerhumor | BigPapaObama | gygilmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 90 |
programmerhumor | ZennerBlue | gyfsly6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 88 |
programmerhumor | duffer_dev | gyfr8xl | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a student I firmly believed that.
Then I went into the real world and found out that documentation is but a myth.<|eor|><|sor|>Code is the documentation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | IllIIlIIllII | gyfto68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging is cool<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/EWQ3mPq.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes 5 minutes of reading documentation and the 14 hours finding that documentation.<|eor|><|sor|>Here's my stupid story:
Once I forgot what format specifier to use to print unsigned numbers in printf. Sane thing to do was to Goo... | 74 |
programmerhumor | reibitto | xsp83v | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,873 |
programmerhumor | audriuska12 | iqlonnq | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than... | 9,716 |
programmerhumor | kinokomushroom | iqlqolk | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than... | 4,577 |
programmerhumor | grat_is_not_nice | iqlttod | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon*... | 4,146 |
programmerhumor | reibitto | iqlmhte | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>This information came out on an episode of the Xbox Podcast in 2020. It's somewhat old news at this point but it's one of my favorite game dev stories and a lot more people need to ... | 4,127 |
programmerhumor | EuroPolice | iqm1pa1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than... | 3,236 |
programmerhumor | FHeTraT | iqlq0z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,217 |
programmerhumor | SergioEduP | iqlu80x | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon*... | 2,314 |
programmerhumor | WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 | iqm2zr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than... | 1,748 |
programmerhumor | jeffscience | iqm254w | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>According to the guy at IBM who designed it, a critical PowerPC chip in the Space Shuttle would only boot 2/3 of the time. It wasnt a problem, because theyd just reboot it until it wo... | 1,613 |
programmerhumor | Specky013 | iqlzxi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon*... | 1,582 |
programmerhumor | MLL_Phoenix7 | iqm5b2x | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than... | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | TheMcDucky | iqmd1wf | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is actually an intended (included in the SDK) feature of the Xbox that several games used.
Basically it cleared the memory but kept the framebuffer (making it potentially sea... | 1,155 |
programmerhumor | MiffedStarfish | iqm4asq | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen the game that has memory indicator. When it changes to red, you should save and restart the game.<|eor|><|sor|>**Breath of the Wild** solved that problem with a *Blood Moon*... | 993 |
programmerhumor | mrgreyeyes | iqlo6c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>This information came out on an episode of the Xbox Podcast in 2020. It's somewhat old news at this point but it's one of my favorite game dev stories and a lot more people need to ... | 839 |
programmerhumor | BBQGiraffe_ | iqlpyb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The solution to memory leaks? Just power off the memory lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | hedgecore77 | iqmazgx | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>This information came out on an episode of the Xbox Podcast in 2020. It's somewhat old news at this point but it's one of my favorite game dev stories and a lot more people need to ... | 831 |
programmerhumor | R2CX | iqlvnej | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite memory management story: some team couldn't find a way to fix a memory leak... in a missile guidance system. So they just decided to load the missile up with more RAM than... | 715 |
programmerhumor | Dragon_yum | iqm5in1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Game programmers on old system where some of the most clever and sly people around<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 682 |
programmerhumor | ilreh | iqlpi63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously a senior dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 622 |
programmerhumor | Abyss_of_Dreams | iqm8r7f | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust? But Todd Howard solved memory management back in 2002<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zyawehyvd5r91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember hearing the story about Wing Commander on old ass DOS. There was always an error when the game closed, but the devs couldn't figure out what was causing the error or how ... | 483 |
programmerhumor | ultavulta | 11s6v64 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,731 |
programmerhumor | SpoiltChaos | jcc6fl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,614 |
programmerhumor | digdilem | jcc4uhu | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,265 |
programmerhumor | MuchIndustry6036 | jccos12 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Accepted passwords: 123456, password, qwerty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,004 |
programmerhumor | Opinionsare | jccr75d | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked sporting goods distribution and served as location IT support.
Sales would put a single quote (") in product description, like 20" tire.
Order system - no problem.
Pick ticket printing - no problem
... | 2,347 |
programmerhumor | Dikheed | jcd3819 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If someone has to sift through a giant csv to find and fix it because you put a comma in your PW, you can bet your life that YOURS is the account they're emptying.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,996 |
programmerhumor | lungben81 | jcc8m7k | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsi... | 1,871 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | jcch114 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, the passwords being hashed is not relevant to this meme, a csv full of hashed passwords is useless, this is specifically about the case where the passwords are dumped into the csv as clear text, which happen... | 988 |
programmerhumor | norse95 | jccs2iu | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Accepted passwords: 123456, password, qwerty<|eor|><|sor|>Damn all mine are taken<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | Lem-Ko-Tir | jcceeii | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsi... | 823 |
programmerhumor | DerBronco | jcdfegt | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked sporting goods distribution and served as location IT support.
Sales would put a single quote (") in product description, like 20" tire.
Order system - no problem.
Pick ticket printing - no problem
... | 779 |
programmerhumor | ClioBitcoinBank | jccel9j | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>""pass, word"" added to bruteforce.csv (i assume thats how csv works)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | sn34kypete | jcd2q1h | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsi... | 727 |
programmerhumor | drew8311 | jcdxa6i | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If someone has to sift through a giant csv to find and fix it because you put a comma in your PW, you can bet your life that YOURS is the account they're emptying.<|eor|><|sor|>A better password would be ImPoorPle... | 643 |
programmerhumor | Top-Listen-5834 | jccikaf | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Hell yeah sinitize your inputssss,.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | Esnardoo | jccs1s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsi... | 523 |
programmerhumor | flyguydip | jcd5bd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was some way of, oh, I don't know, escaping strings?<|eor|><|sor|>Or a convention to quote strings in csv format...
These issues only occur when a moron decides to write his own half-baked csv parsi... | 506 |
programmerhumor | Ahuman-mc | jcdnf1m | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Accepted characters: a-zA-Z0-9<|eor|><|sor|>Accepted passwords: 123456, password, qwerty<|eor|><|sor|>Damn all mine are taken<|eor|><|sor|>**New user registration**
Enter username: `Ahuman-mc`
Enter password: __... | 471 |
programmerhumor | MichaelMotherDater | jcehnh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If someone has to sift through a giant csv to find and fix it because you put a comma in your PW, you can bet your life that YOURS is the account they're emptying.<|eor|><|sor|>A better password would be ImPoorPle... | 369 |
programmerhumor | troly_mctrollface | jccstkz | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen a single misplaced comma take down 3 warehouse and a manufacturing facility, in 15 minutes went from not knowing c# to pushing c# to the production integration<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | EmergencySecure8620 | jccm965 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new type of SQL injection<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2b0g44tvyzna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, the passwords being hashed is not relevant to this meme, a csv full of hashed passwords is useless, this is specifically about the case where the passwords are dumped into the csv as clear text, which happen... | 342 |
programmerhumor | lonaExe | zr798l | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61,672 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | j12lgkv | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a meme here once that labeled UDP as "Unsolicited Dick Pics" and TCP as "Tasteful Consensual Photos" and I think that metaphor works well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,881 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Independent9119 | j12qy50 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me. I feel like I've finally made it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,256 |
programmerhumor | kfish610 | j12qcls | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a meme here once that labeled UDP as "Unsolicited Dick Pics" and TCP as "Tasteful Consensual Photos" and I think that metaphor works well.<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ra4abj/tcp_vs_udp... | 1,138 |
programmerhumor | DarkKerrigor | j12n534 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | TeraFlint | j12rja6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a... | 575 |
programmerhumor | polmeeee | j12o4ed | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | the_evil_comma | j12pyqs | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|sor|>Penetration testing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | mistwire | j12flbk | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I could get my wife to syn, syn/ack, ack I wouldn't be on reddit at 11 at night.
Edit: my CCNA is older than most of the kids on this site & I got the order wrong <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | Theleming | j12d8sl | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>UDP?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | informedvoice | j12vl3r | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|sor|>Penetration testing<|eor|><|sor|>Man in the middle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | OGtenderLeaf2 | j12ysuh | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me. I feel like I've finally made it<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | theDreamingStar | j12z0aa | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a meme here once that labeled UDP as "Unsolicited Dick Pics" and TCP as "Tasteful Consensual Photos" and I think that metaphor works well.<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ra4abj/tcp_vs_udp... | 243 |
programmerhumor | anythingMuchShorter | j12ncf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So UDP is like sex between people who don't care about eachother.
Were doing this
Ok done
Ok I'm going to assume you had a good time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | TeraFlint | j12vgha | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a... | 166 |
programmerhumor | Magnetic_Reaper | j12hj9b | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>UDP:
`1. Do`
`2. It`
`4. That.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | FeedYourDogCarrots | j12xdn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gives new meaning to packet sniffing<|eor|><|sor|>Penetration testing<|eor|><|sor|>Man in the middle<|eor|><|sor|>Buffer overflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | inarizushisama | j12unja | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I swear programmers will always find a way to make something related to programming. Not saying this is bad, but I find it very hilarious. Seems like programmers are just about everywhere on Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday I had a... | 139 |
programmerhumor | OffroadDragster | j12nopb | <|sols|><|sot|>The ol TCP/IP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yk9o6aida77a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If I could get my wife to syn, syn/ack, ack I wouldn't be on reddit at 11 at night.
Edit: my CCNA is older than most of the kids on this site & I got the order wrong <|eor|><|sor|>Your wife deserves to do it in the correct order... | 137 |
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