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programmerhumor
Tyro97
it6dotp
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fellow student from my university wanted to use USB sticks for a project we did together. I intervened.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,413
programmerhumor
Taurmin
it6epjr
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocational school had us emailing all our project files to one team member who would then merge them by hand. My first experience with a real source control system was doing the final project for my Bachelor when we decided to use Tortoise SVN, which i had learned about because the Morrowind mod community used it for mod distribution and updating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,102
programmerhumor
Canuckinschland
it6hj2v
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,057
programmerhumor
q1a2z3x4s5w6
it6o7bf
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,440
programmerhumor
kurtms
it6bjhr
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,435
programmerhumor
Bigbergice
it6h9e9
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocational school had us emailing all our project files to one team member who would then merge them by hand. My first experience with a real source control system was doing the final project for my Bachelor when we decided to use Tortoise SVN, which i had learned about because the Morrowind mod community used it for mod distribution and updating.<|eor|><|sor|>Modding confirmed as the best education in programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,137
programmerhumor
Maskdask
it6ch11
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|sor|>I tried this but Dropbox starts fucking around with your files when you switch branches and such.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,130
programmerhumor
ronin668
it6gvag
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Why are people using project management tools? They're too complicated. Microsoft Excel can do the same kind of things." \-- 80% of all project managers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
999
programmerhumor
apotentiallytempacc
it6fpio
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fellow student from my university wanted to use USB sticks for a project we did together. I intervened.<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: an external drive can be used as a Git remote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
957
programmerhumor
every_other_freackle
it6da55
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Naah, better print code and keep printed copies instead<|eor|><|sor|>Safest option out there! And you can conveniently use a computer vision algorithm to extract it. But wait where do you store the code for the computer vision algorithm?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
798
programmerhumor
Ambitious_Ad8841
it6bcql
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd ~/dropbox git init<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
786
programmerhumor
noratat
it6enf5
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|sor|>I tried this but Dropbox starts fucking around with your files when you switch branches and such.<|eor|><|sor|>The key is to use Dropbox as an origin you push to via file:// URL, don't store the repo with the actual working copy in it. EDIT: I should've included that the Dropbox repo should be initialized with `--bare`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
690
programmerhumor
pizzamonkey00
it6i4o2
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocational school had us emailing all our project files to one team member who would then merge them by hand. My first experience with a real source control system was doing the final project for my Bachelor when we decided to use Tortoise SVN, which i had learned about because the Morrowind mod community used it for mod distribution and updating.<|eor|><|sor|>Modding confirmed as the best education in programming<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly there's a decent argument for practical hands-on experience in something the student is excited by.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
480
programmerhumor
SirCaesar29
it6z0g6
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>This needs an xkcd if there isn't already one<|eor|><|sor|>There sort of [is one](https://xkcd.com/1459/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
479
programmerhumor
JellySword8
it6wxaj
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>This needs an xkcd if there isn't already one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
454
programmerhumor
Doom972
it6bhzq
<|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like her fellow student doesn't understand what Git is for. I suppose she didn't bother explaining it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386
programmerhumor
mehdifarsi
10jibim
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60,676
programmerhumor
derek200pp
j5korpf
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13,936
programmerhumor
decker_42
j5kv6db
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>"this fix shouldn't have any side effects, it should be safe enough to roll out even though it's Friday afternoon"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10,520
programmerhumor
Complex_Passenger_
j5ktvvz
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,913
programmerhumor
IgnobleArmband80
j5kkek8
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Get real, the only correct answers are `ls` or `pwd `<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,239
programmerhumor
supershinythings
j5l7tk6
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>Well Lucifer, one of the senior executive angels fired for insubordination, managed to get escalated privileges and now daemons are all over the place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,328
programmerhumor
menides
j5kr3qx
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>arrow up, and check what were the last commands entered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,381
programmerhumor
AaronTheElite007
j5kyy0o
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>"this fix shouldn't have any side effects, it should be safe enough to roll out even though it's Friday afternoon"<|eor|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|xUPGcJ9uOAL2h5wA5a|downsized)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,147
programmerhumor
IHeartBadCode
j5kxgsw
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Get real, the only correct answers are `ls` or `pwd `<|eor|><|sor|>Tbf was expecting a rm -rf /<|eor|><|sor|>In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,061
programmerhumor
Falcor71
j5kmfrl
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you just killed every survivor.cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,900
programmerhumor
2muchnet42day
j5kngi0
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Get real, the only correct answers are `ls` or `pwd `<|eor|><|sor|>Tbf was expecting a rm -rf /<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,798
programmerhumor
Zetagate
j5kslvo
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>arrow up, and check what were the last commands entered<|eor|><|sor|>``` human.protoype.averageIQ = 5 ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,714
programmerhumor
ChiefExecDisfunction
j5kklf6
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>plot twist: it's a DOS prompt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,304
programmerhumor
pipsvip
j5kpaby
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF deleted people/immune\_system/resistance.cancer!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,273
programmerhumor
Hullu_Kana
j5kvs0r
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>arrow up, and check what were the last commands entered<|eor|><|sor|>``` human.protoype.averageIQ = 5 ```<|eor|><|sor|>I know that is a joke, but by definition average IQ is always 100. If we make everyone 95% stupidier average IQ will still be precisely 100.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,082
programmerhumor
Accurate_Koala_4698
j5kmy61
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Only getting rid of viruses that are STDs, and also no other type of STD? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,025
programmerhumor
TheMemer____
j5kn3an
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you just killed every survivor.cancer<|eor|><|sor|>he killed every person with cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,004
programmerhumor
Gastkram
j5ledrp
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>This incident will be reported? To whom? I am GOD!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
998
programmerhumor
2muchnet42day
j5kuaja
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>\- Enters vi \- Stays as god forever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
988
programmerhumor
RealUlli
j5kr7vp
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>All the production boats out there...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
803
programmerhumor
PeaceIsFutile
j5lgilu
<|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>This incident will be reported? To whom? I am GOD!<|eor|><|sor|>*Linus Torvalds quietly whispers into your ear* "You think you are god."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
744
programmerhumor
xxgetrektxx2
acxcdn
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60,633
programmerhumor
HolyAty
edbtthw
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,510
programmerhumor
TheTreacherousKnight
edbnwpe
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,236
programmerhumor
pandabeers
edbvzls
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,879
programmerhumor
KayRice
edbps1u
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They also suck at git / version control.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,998
programmerhumor
lapa98
edbww2d
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,707
programmerhumor
mrbmi513
edbqfqq
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, all the good programmers use a dark theme, not a light theme. Obviously!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,185
programmerhumor
HenryFrenchFries
edbx68y
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll have to agree on this one. 90% of the "jokes" on this sub are clearly from people who either just started programming or suck at it (or both). Rarely do I see a genuinely funny/smart post. For example, all the missing semicolon jokes. I hate them. Nobody ever does have a problem with semicolons unless they're rookies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,082
programmerhumor
OPLeonidas_bitchtits
edbrf5a
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Fresh out of the Prestigious Academy of Khan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,031
programmerhumor
KayRice
edbqxsq
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They also suck at git / version control.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>*Raises hand*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,012
programmerhumor
vavavoomvoom9
edbvzjh
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional developer here. It's true I just paste code snippets from stack overflow and hope for the best.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
909
programmerhumor
actharsis
edbvi9j
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>whats CS<|eor|><|sor|>Counter strike<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
609
programmerhumor
pandabeers
edbya8p
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|sor|>If you do something with computers you can fix anything electricity-related, according to family and friends.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
561
programmerhumor
TheTreacherousKnight
edbtpqx
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Fresh out of the Prestigious Academy of Khan<|eor|><|sor|>I'm an alumni of the free Academy of Code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
545
programmerhumor
xxgetrektxx2
edbxobm
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll have to agree on this one. 90% of the "jokes" on this sub are clearly from people who either just started programming or suck at it (or both). Rarely do I see a genuinely funny/smart post. For example, all the missing semicolon jokes. I hate them. Nobody ever does have a problem with semicolons unless they're rookies.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah, the semicolon jokes were never funny to me either. 99% of modern development environments will highlight your issue. Compilation errors are rarely a problem.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
480
programmerhumor
CrypticGuru
edby696
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually fun to come this sub as a professional developer. Nostalgia from my early days, I get all the jokes, and I get to smile at everyone else's posts and comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
456
programmerhumor
lapa98
edbyejx
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|sor|>If you do something with computers you can fix anything electricity-related, according to family and friends.<|eor|><|sor|>"So....i heard you are studying programming, can you fix my dishwasher?? Its basically the same thing"- always a classic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
369
programmerhumor
PirateNinjasReddit
edbyf4o
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional developer here. It's true I just paste code snippets from stack overflow and hope for the best.<|eor|><|sor|>Sssshhh don't let on our secrets!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
360
programmerhumor
SpacecraftX
edbuw43
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People who dropped out after a week and never figured out there are easy ways to not miss semicolons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
344
programmerhumor
agentnola
edc3d36
<|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People who dropped out after a week and never figured out there are easy ways to not miss semicolons.<|eor|><|sor|>By remembering the semicolons? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
335
programmerhumor
Ill_Earth8585
ud3vhp
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60,524
programmerhumor
xcski_paul
i6eexnj
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9,066
programmerhumor
Ill_Earth8585
i6ef8k4
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,261
programmerhumor
Reasonable_Bug6448
i6efu6d
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,922
programmerhumor
mibhd4
i6ei8f2
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just create programs that creates more programs lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,351
programmerhumor
ElectricalRestNut
i6eoguw
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,484
programmerhumor
Ancient-Research-771
i6ehcu0
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|eor|><|sor|>sir, the PM bot is giving suggestions that are too useful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,239
programmerhumor
chernobyl_nightclub
i6ewayd
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|sor|>SQL is another one. They can keep trying but history shows that programming is hard. Its hard because of so many variables and factors. Nothing worth doing is easy or clean cut.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,053
programmerhumor
ftedwin
i6emjyz
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|sor|>True but conversely good developers being moved into management also sucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,049
programmerhumor
Dubabear
i6el1ul
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>we still need clients to write clear, detail, and accurate specs. we are safe for generations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,997
programmerhumor
LeSaR_
i6fj2bd
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just create programs that creates more programs lol<|eor|><|sor|>"lets invent a thing inventor" said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,781
programmerhumor
spartancolo
i6epmp4
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This! I might program myself out of job, but I won't tell anyone and still get paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,697
programmerhumor
Myth0logic
i6en5vz
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|sor|>True but conversely good developers being moved into management also sucks<|eor|><|sor|>Because youre down a good dev and have a manager with little to no managerial skill?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,574
programmerhumor
uFFxDa
i6f0m7i
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This! I might program myself out of job, but I won't tell anyone and still get paid<|eor|><|sor|>Program yourself out of doing work, not out of a job. Large difference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,554
programmerhumor
retief1
i6ep7ra
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>we still need clients to write clear, detail, and accurate specs. we are safe for generations<|eor|><|sor|>If you can write a spec with sufficient detail to let a computer convert it to a program, congrats, you are a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,471
programmerhumor
Key-Cucumber-1919
i6eijuv
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|eor|><|sor|>sir, the PM bot is giving suggestions that are too useful<|eor|><|sor|>Productivity increased, please set meetings to work ratio 15%higher.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,131
programmerhumor
ftedwin
i6enmdy
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|sor|>True but conversely good developers being moved into management also sucks<|eor|><|sor|>Because youre down a good dev and have a manager with little to no managerial skill?<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. In a lot of traditional corporate structures moving to management becomes the only way to progress your career. With software development a good developer can add way more value than a manager and the skill sets arent necessarily overlapping<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,091
programmerhumor
hingbongdingdong
i6epnsz
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>There has been an explosion in low code applications that have come out, the idea being that developers have finally hit a point where they're building the tools that will allow a BA to take their place. I have never once seen those tools properly used by any non developer. As long as business comes up with specialized use cases, there will always be developers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,035
programmerhumor
memester230
i6eqva8
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Automate your job but don't tell anyone. Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
975
programmerhumor
DudesworthMannington
i6f0aee
<|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|sor|>SQL is another one. They can keep trying but history shows that programming is hard. Its hard because of so many variables and factors. Nothing worth doing is easy or clean cut.<|eor|><|sor|>Visual Basic was supposed to be an "easy" language as well. Even BASIC was supposed to be for non-tech people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
938
programmerhumor
XinoVan
xpa3hl
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60,451
programmerhumor
Zuruumi
iq2wwae
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,366
programmerhumor
LeoXCV
iq32gp3
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges* Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,117
programmerhumor
the-real-vuk
iq2xmml
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait until he closes laptop and stares at one point on the ceiling for about 10 mins straight.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,683
programmerhumor
defcon_penguin
iq2uv2f
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not many people are used to thinking about difficult problems to solve them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,627
programmerhumor
lord_frost_
iq2x30g
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My professor used to say he'd stare at an empty file for hours thinking of how to write the logic before he'd start typing it out. xD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,559
programmerhumor
abd53
iq2y53k
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,476
programmerhumor
Ashankura
iq36eha
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges* Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|sor|>Only to realize the new error just triggers earlier and now you revert until the old error appears<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,328
programmerhumor
Kev_Cav
iq2zc3l
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not many people are used to thinking about difficult problems to solve them<|eor|><|sor|>I swear sometimes I have something on the back burner in my head for days on end. It's like those weird traditional soup recipes that you need to cook on low for an eternity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,183
programmerhumor
Frag0r
iq2yw5h
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious how that even works. My enthusiasm lead to a short introduction to variables, right until 3 minutes, when he started interrupting me with annoying comments and finally changing the subject. I mean, okay, you don't really want to know it, but why even bring it up in the first place? Same with my niece, every time we meet: Oh boy! You programmers are so lucky! I wish I could write code and get a job in IT! Yeah? Really? Then just write code! No, you don't need to talk. No you don't need to be a genius. Please, you just have to Work for it. DO IT and stop making half assed statements.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,016
programmerhumor
Jimothy_Egg
iq2z8oj
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's like solving a giant convoluted _"Where's Waldo?"_ picture, except for the fact that Waldo is also moving and really good at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,008
programmerhumor
IAmASquidInSpace
iq31wsz
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious how that even works. My enthusiasm lead to a short introduction to variables, right until 3 minutes, when he started interrupting me with annoying comments and finally changing the subject. I mean, okay, you don't really want to know it, but why even bring it up in the first place? Same with my niece, every time we meet: Oh boy! You programmers are so lucky! I wish I could write code and get a job in IT! Yeah? Really? Then just write code! No, you don't need to talk. No you don't need to be a genius. Please, you just have to Work for it. DO IT and stop making half assed statements.<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdingers programming: at the same time so easy that a programmer's salary clearly is way too high, but also far too difficult to understand or learn yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
841
programmerhumor
qqqrrrs_
iq2wxfd
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to stare with the right mindset, otherwise it won't work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
823
programmerhumor
vinod-jaiswal
iq2xbnu
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stare the code till it feels insecure and starts working.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
780
programmerhumor
diewhitegirls
iq3ckug
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges* Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|sor|>Only to realize the new error just triggers earlier and now you revert until the old error appears<|eor|><|sor|>Its even crazier when you revert and then the old bug never occurs again and it all just works properly. You spend days trying to figure out what the hell is different and why it works but theres literally nothing different, so instead you just stare at the computer on the train and question your purpose in the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
717
programmerhumor
Athox
iq2z0dm
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My professor used to say he'd stare at an empty file for hours thinking of how to write the logic before he'd start typing it out. xD<|eor|><|sor|>When I didn't use any frameworks or libraries I used to do that (not stare at a blank file, but think about the project for a long time before writing anything). It's really liberating to have all the code in your head, and so much easier to debug. Obviously, you'll forget about it in a month, and then you wont know wtf this mess is, but still.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
709
programmerhumor
jasper_grunion
iq2z030
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>We get paid because most people cant be bothered to ask how all of this tech works. They just consume everything that comes from their magical devices. We arent geniuses but we have taken the time to question how things work and try and at least get a bit closer to the understanding of it all. This can take a lot of time most people arent willing to spend. Whenever I see ads for websites touting everyone can code! I think, well, maybe they can, but they wont.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
702
programmerhumor
AlisaTornado
iq3cnwk
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait until he closes laptop and stares at one point on the ceiling for about 10 mins straight.<|eor|><|sor|>My last year of university I did an advanced algorithms class, and this is basically how our assignments went. You'd find someone sitting in a lab staring at the ceiling. "How's it going?" "Got question 3 done. Currently working on question 4". They remain staring at the ceiling. They have not moved. They haven't changed the spot they are staring at. Anyone not in the class thought we were broken and distraught. Anyone in the class was like "oh hey that's a good spot to sit and stare at, nice".<|eor|><|sor|>What was the etiquette on staring at the same spot? Was it one per person or could you share?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
657
programmerhumor
IAmASquidInSpace
iq31r4z
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's like solving a giant convoluted _"Where's Waldo?"_ picture, except for the fact that Waldo is also moving and really good at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, sometimes finding Waldo creates six new Waldos that are even better at hiding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
646
programmerhumor
SkarmacAttack
iq367j8
<|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious how that even works. My enthusiasm lead to a short introduction to variables, right until 3 minutes, when he started interrupting me with annoying comments and finally changing the subject. I mean, okay, you don't really want to know it, but why even bring it up in the first place? Same with my niece, every time we meet: Oh boy! You programmers are so lucky! I wish I could write code and get a job in IT! Yeah? Really? Then just write code! No, you don't need to talk. No you don't need to be a genius. Please, you just have to Work for it. DO IT and stop making half assed statements.<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdingers programming: at the same time so easy that a programmer's salary clearly is way too high, but also far too difficult to understand or learn yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>We are underpaid and overpaid at the same time, as long as no one looks in the box<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
559
programmerhumor
Rachid90
122b7ua
<|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60,310
programmerhumor
kimilil
jdpwl30
<|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,375
programmerhumor
Bot1K
jdq33tv
<|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc Dennis didn't see anything. His technique is to turn off timeline preview, blur the whole clip, then crop the blur until only what is needed remains. Editing to add Dennis's tweet. https://twitter.com/dennyishung/status/1639498067727753216<|eor|><|sor|>but what you can definitely see is my segue to our sponsor Glasswire. Glasswire lets you instantly see your current and past network activity, detect malware and block badly behaving apps on your PC or Android device. Use offer code LINUS to get 25% off. Check out Glasswire at the link in the description.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,317