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programmerhumor | Tyro97 | it6dotp | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fellow student from my university wanted to use USB sticks for a project we did together.
I intervened.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,413 |
programmerhumor | Taurmin | it6epjr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocational school had us emailing all our project files to one team member who would then merge them by hand.
My first experience with a real source control system was doing the final project for my Bachelor when we decided to use Tortoise SVN, which i had learned about because the Morrowind mod community used it for mod distribution and updating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,102 |
programmerhumor | Canuckinschland | it6hj2v | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,057 |
programmerhumor | q1a2z3x4s5w6 | it6o7bf | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,440 |
programmerhumor | kurtms | it6bjhr | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,435 |
programmerhumor | Bigbergice | it6h9e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocational school had us emailing all our project files to one team member who would then merge them by hand.
My first experience with a real source control system was doing the final project for my Bachelor when we decided to use Tortoise SVN, which i had learned about because the Morrowind mod community used it for mod distribution and updating.<|eor|><|sor|>Modding confirmed as the best education in programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,137 |
programmerhumor | Maskdask | it6ch11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|sor|>I tried this but Dropbox starts fucking around with your files when you switch branches and such.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | ronin668 | it6gvag | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Why are people using project management tools? They're too complicated. Microsoft Excel can do the same kind of things."
\-- 80% of all project managers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 999 |
programmerhumor | apotentiallytempacc | it6fpio | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fellow student from my university wanted to use USB sticks for a project we did together.
I intervened.<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: an external drive can be used as a Git remote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | every_other_freackle | it6da55 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Naah, better print code and keep printed copies instead<|eor|><|sor|>Safest option out there! And you can conveniently use a computer vision algorithm to extract it. But wait where do you store the code for the computer vision algorithm?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | Ambitious_Ad8841 | it6bcql | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd ~/dropbox
git init<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 786 |
programmerhumor | noratat | it6enf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clone your repo to Dropbox... redundancy lvl 999<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically not a bad idea<|eor|><|sor|>I tried this but Dropbox starts fucking around with your files when you switch branches and such.<|eor|><|sor|>The key is to use Dropbox as an origin you push to via file:// URL, don't store the repo with the actual working copy in it.
EDIT: I should've included that the Dropbox repo should be initialized with `--bare`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 690 |
programmerhumor | pizzamonkey00 | it6i4o2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I went too a 3 years programming vocational school and then spent 2 years adding a bachelor in Software Engineering on top. At no point in those 5 years did any teacher ever bring up the topic of source control, the vocational school had us emailing all our project files to one team member who would then merge them by hand.
My first experience with a real source control system was doing the final project for my Bachelor when we decided to use Tortoise SVN, which i had learned about because the Morrowind mod community used it for mod distribution and updating.<|eor|><|sor|>Modding confirmed as the best education in programming<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly there's a decent argument for practical hands-on experience in something the student is excited by.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | SirCaesar29 | it6z0g6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>This needs an xkcd if there isn't already one<|eor|><|sor|>There sort of [is one](https://xkcd.com/1459/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 479 |
programmerhumor | JellySword8 | it6wxaj | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>Copy of Copy of Project_FINAL_FINAL2_old.zip<|eor|><|sor|>This needs an xkcd if there isn't already one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | Doom972 | it6bhzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Dropbox, the new git.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hyyapbqpp3v91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like her fellow student doesn't understand what Git is for. I suppose she didn't bother explaining it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | mehdifarsi | 10jibim | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,676 |
programmerhumor | derek200pp | j5korpf | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,936 |
programmerhumor | decker_42 | j5kv6db | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>"this fix shouldn't have any side effects, it should be safe enough to roll out even though it's Friday afternoon"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,520 |
programmerhumor | Complex_Passenger_ | j5ktvvz | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,913 |
programmerhumor | IgnobleArmband80 | j5kkek8 | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Get real, the only correct answers are
`ls`
or
`pwd `<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,239 |
programmerhumor | supershinythings | j5l7tk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>Well Lucifer, one of the senior executive angels fired for insubordination, managed to get escalated privileges and now daemons are all over the place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,328 |
programmerhumor | menides | j5kr3qx | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>arrow up, and check what were the last commands entered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,381 |
programmerhumor | AaronTheElite007 | j5kyy0o | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>"this fix shouldn't have any side effects, it should be safe enough to roll out even though it's Friday afternoon"<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,147 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | j5kxgsw | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Get real, the only correct answers are
`ls`
or
`pwd `<|eor|><|sor|>Tbf was expecting a rm -rf /<|eor|><|sor|>In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,061 |
programmerhumor | Falcor71 | j5kmfrl | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you just killed every survivor.cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,900 |
programmerhumor | 2muchnet42day | j5kngi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Get real, the only correct answers are
`ls`
or
`pwd `<|eor|><|sor|>Tbf was expecting a rm -rf /<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,798 |
programmerhumor | Zetagate | j5kslvo | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>arrow up, and check what were the last commands entered<|eor|><|sor|>```
human.protoype.averageIQ = 5
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,714 |
programmerhumor | ChiefExecDisfunction | j5kklf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>plot twist: it's a DOS prompt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,304 |
programmerhumor | pipsvip | j5kpaby | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>WTF deleted people/immune\_system/resistance.cancer!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,273 |
programmerhumor | Hullu_Kana | j5kvs0r | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>arrow up, and check what were the last commands entered<|eor|><|sor|>```
human.protoype.averageIQ = 5
```<|eor|><|sor|>I know that is a joke, but by definition average IQ is always 100. If we make everyone 95% stupidier average IQ will still be precisely 100.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,082 |
programmerhumor | Accurate_Koala_4698 | j5kmy61 | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Only getting rid of viruses that are STDs, and also no other type of STD? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,025 |
programmerhumor | TheMemer____ | j5kn3an | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>fuck you just killed every survivor.cancer<|eor|><|sor|>he killed every person with cancer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,004 |
programmerhumor | Gastkram | j5ledrp | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>This incident will be reported? To whom? I am GOD!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 998 |
programmerhumor | 2muchnet42day | j5kuaja | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>\- Enters vi
\- Stays as god forever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | RealUlli | j5kr7vp | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>R.I.P. to everyone in a plastic life-raft<|eor|><|sor|>All the production boats out there...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 803 |
programmerhumor | PeaceIsFutile | j5lgilu | <|sols|><|sot|>God's developer console<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x1cpkulextda1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate that God apparently uses sudo, I somehow expected a root console. But I guess even in heaven good opsec is practiced, and the root console is probably disabled.<|eor|><|sor|>This incident will be reported? To whom? I am GOD!<|eor|><|sor|>*Linus Torvalds quietly whispers into your ear*
"You think you are god."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | xxgetrektxx2 | acxcdn | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,633 |
programmerhumor | HolyAty | edbtthw | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,510 |
programmerhumor | TheTreacherousKnight | edbnwpe | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,236 |
programmerhumor | pandabeers | edbvzls | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,879 |
programmerhumor | KayRice | edbps1u | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They also suck at git / version control.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,998 |
programmerhumor | lapa98 | edbww2d | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,707 |
programmerhumor | mrbmi513 | edbqfqq | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, all the good programmers use a dark theme, not a light theme. Obviously!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | HenryFrenchFries | edbx68y | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll have to agree on this one. 90% of the "jokes" on this sub are clearly from people who either just started programming or suck at it (or both). Rarely do I see a genuinely funny/smart post.
For example, all the missing semicolon jokes. I hate them. Nobody ever does have a problem with semicolons unless they're rookies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,082 |
programmerhumor | OPLeonidas_bitchtits | edbrf5a | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Fresh out of the Prestigious Academy of Khan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,031 |
programmerhumor | KayRice | edbqxsq | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They also suck at git / version control.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>*Raises hand*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | vavavoomvoom9 | edbvzjh | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional developer here. It's true I just paste code snippets from stack overflow and hope for the best.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | actharsis | edbvi9j | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>whats CS<|eor|><|sor|>Counter strike<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | pandabeers | edbya8p | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|sor|>If you do something with computers you can fix anything electricity-related, according to family and friends.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | TheTreacherousKnight | edbtpqx | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a CS student who sucks at programming. Can confirm<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Fresh out of the Prestigious Academy of Khan<|eor|><|sor|>I'm an alumni of the free Academy of Code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | xxgetrektxx2 | edbxobm | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll have to agree on this one. 90% of the "jokes" on this sub are clearly from people who either just started programming or suck at it (or both). Rarely do I see a genuinely funny/smart post.
For example, all the missing semicolon jokes. I hate them. Nobody ever does have a problem with semicolons unless they're rookies.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah, the semicolon jokes were never funny to me either. 99% of modern development environments will highlight your issue. Compilation errors are rarely a problem.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | CrypticGuru | edby696 | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually fun to come this sub as a professional developer. Nostalgia from my early days, I get all the jokes, and I get to smile at everyone else's posts and comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | lapa98 | edbyejx | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to claim people here have anything to do with programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't programming doing stuff with HTML?<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt programming just fixing the printer?<|eor|><|sor|>If you do something with computers you can fix anything electricity-related, according to family and friends.<|eor|><|sor|>"So....i heard you are studying programming, can you fix my dishwasher?? Its basically the same thing"- always a classic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | PirateNinjasReddit | edbyf4o | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Professional developer here. It's true I just paste code snippets from stack overflow and hope for the best.<|eor|><|sor|>Sssshhh don't let on our secrets!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | SpacecraftX | edbuw43 | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People who dropped out after a week and never figured out there are easy ways to not miss semicolons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | agentnola | edc3d36 | <|sols|><|sot|>You know it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/030yqqqlpn821.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People who dropped out after a week and never figured out there are easy ways to not miss semicolons.<|eor|><|sor|>By remembering the semicolons? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | Ill_Earth8585 | ud3vhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,524 |
programmerhumor | xcski_paul | i6eexnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,066 |
programmerhumor | Ill_Earth8585 | i6ef8k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,261 |
programmerhumor | Reasonable_Bug6448 | i6efu6d | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,922 |
programmerhumor | mibhd4 | i6ei8f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just create programs that creates more programs lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,351 |
programmerhumor | ElectricalRestNut | i6eoguw | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,484 |
programmerhumor | Ancient-Research-771 | i6ehcu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|eor|><|sor|>sir, the PM bot is giving suggestions that are too useful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,239 |
programmerhumor | chernobyl_nightclub | i6ewayd | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|sor|>SQL is another one. They can keep trying but history shows that programming is hard. Its hard because of so many variables and factors. Nothing worth doing is easy or clean cut.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,053 |
programmerhumor | ftedwin | i6emjyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|sor|>True but conversely good developers being moved into management also sucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,049 |
programmerhumor | Dubabear | i6el1ul | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>we still need clients to write clear, detail, and accurate specs.
we are safe for generations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,997 |
programmerhumor | LeSaR_ | i6fj2bd | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just create programs that creates more programs lol<|eor|><|sor|>"lets invent a thing inventor" said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,781 |
programmerhumor | spartancolo | i6epmp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This! I might program myself out of job, but I won't tell anyone and still get paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,697 |
programmerhumor | Myth0logic | i6en5vz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|sor|>True but conversely good developers being moved into management also sucks<|eor|><|sor|>Because youre down a good dev and have a manager with little to no managerial skill?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,574 |
programmerhumor | uFFxDa | i6f0m7i | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This! I might program myself out of job, but I won't tell anyone and still get paid<|eor|><|sor|>Program yourself out of doing work, not out of a job. Large difference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,554 |
programmerhumor | retief1 | i6ep7ra | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>we still need clients to write clear, detail, and accurate specs.
we are safe for generations<|eor|><|sor|>If you can write a spec with sufficient detail to let a computer convert it to a program, congrats, you are a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,471 |
programmerhumor | Key-Cucumber-1919 | i6eijuv | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the option where Software Engineers program managers out of a job. I'm pretty sure I could write something that would spit out the dumb things I've heard them say.<|eor|><|sor|>sir, the PM bot is giving suggestions that are too useful<|eor|><|sor|>Productivity increased, please set meetings to work ratio 15%higher.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,131 |
programmerhumor | ftedwin | i6enmdy | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I started as a programmer I was warned by a manager not to bother because fourth generation languages (4GL) will make programming obsolete. Well, that was in 1982 and now Im retired and I dont see programming becoming obsolete any time soon.<|eor|><|soopr|>Managers without tech background suck honestly.<|eoopr|><|sor|>True but conversely good developers being moved into management also sucks<|eor|><|sor|>Because youre down a good dev and have a manager with little to no managerial skill?<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. In a lot of traditional corporate structures moving to management becomes the only way to progress your career.
With software development a good developer can add way more value than a manager and the skill sets arent necessarily overlapping<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | hingbongdingdong | i6epnsz | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>There has been an explosion in low code applications that have come out, the idea being that developers have finally hit a point where they're building the tools that will allow a BA to take their place. I have never once seen those tools properly used by any non developer.
As long as business comes up with specialized use cases, there will always be developers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,035 |
programmerhumor | memester230 | i6eqva8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Automate your job but don't tell anyone.
Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 975 |
programmerhumor | DudesworthMannington | i6f0aee | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo juvenile.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ze2brzxzr2w81.png<|eol|><|sor|>People wanted to get rid of programmers and have project managers create programs in "natural english" for quite a while. The first such attempt was COBOL.<|eor|><|sor|>SQL is another one. They can keep trying but history shows that programming is hard. Its hard because of so many variables and factors. Nothing worth doing is easy or clean cut.<|eor|><|sor|>Visual Basic was supposed to be an "easy" language as well. Even BASIC was supposed to be for non-tech people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 938 |
programmerhumor | XinoVan | xpa3hl | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,451 |
programmerhumor | Zuruumi | iq2wwae | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,366 |
programmerhumor | LeoXCV | iq32gp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges*
Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,117 |
programmerhumor | the-real-vuk | iq2xmml | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait until he closes laptop and stares at one point on the ceiling for about 10 mins straight.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,683 |
programmerhumor | defcon_penguin | iq2uv2f | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not many people are used to thinking about difficult problems to solve them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,627 |
programmerhumor | lord_frost_ | iq2x30g | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My professor used to say he'd stare at an empty file for hours thinking of how to write the logic before he'd start typing it out. xD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,559 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | iq2y53k | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,476 |
programmerhumor | Ashankura | iq36eha | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges*
Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|sor|>Only to realize the new error just triggers earlier and now you revert until the old error appears<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | Kev_Cav | iq2zc3l | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not many people are used to thinking about difficult problems to solve them<|eor|><|sor|>I swear sometimes I have something on the back burner in my head for days on end. It's like those weird traditional soup recipes that you need to cook on low for an eternity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,183 |
programmerhumor | Frag0r | iq2yw5h | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious how that even works.
My enthusiasm lead to a short introduction to variables, right until 3 minutes, when he started interrupting me with annoying comments and finally changing the subject.
I mean, okay, you don't really want to know it, but why even bring it up in the first place?
Same with my niece, every time we meet: Oh boy! You programmers are so lucky! I wish I could write code and get a job in IT!
Yeah? Really? Then just write code! No, you don't need to talk. No you don't need to be a genius. Please, you just have to Work for it. DO IT and stop making half assed statements.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,016 |
programmerhumor | Jimothy_Egg | iq2z8oj | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's like solving a giant convoluted _"Where's Waldo?"_ picture, except for the fact that Waldo is also moving and really good at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,008 |
programmerhumor | IAmASquidInSpace | iq31wsz | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious how that even works.
My enthusiasm lead to a short introduction to variables, right until 3 minutes, when he started interrupting me with annoying comments and finally changing the subject.
I mean, okay, you don't really want to know it, but why even bring it up in the first place?
Same with my niece, every time we meet: Oh boy! You programmers are so lucky! I wish I could write code and get a job in IT!
Yeah? Really? Then just write code! No, you don't need to talk. No you don't need to be a genius. Please, you just have to Work for it. DO IT and stop making half assed statements.<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdingers programming: at the same time so easy that a programmer's salary clearly is way too high, but also far too difficult to understand or learn yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 841 |
programmerhumor | qqqrrrs_ | iq2wxfd | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to stare with the right mindset, otherwise it won't work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | vinod-jaiswal | iq2xbnu | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stare the code till it feels insecure and starts working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 780 |
programmerhumor | diewhitegirls | iq3ckug | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we get paid so much because after half a day of staring we rewrite one line and everything magically works (for a while).<|eor|><|sor|>*New error emerges*
Fuck yeah, progress!<|eor|><|sor|>Only to realize the new error just triggers earlier and now you revert until the old error appears<|eor|><|sor|>Its even crazier when you revert and then the old bug never occurs again and it all just works properly. You spend days trying to figure out what the hell is different and why it works but theres literally nothing different, so instead you just stare at the computer on the train and question your purpose in the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | Athox | iq2z0dm | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My professor used to say he'd stare at an empty file for hours thinking of how to write the logic before he'd start typing it out. xD<|eor|><|sor|>When I didn't use any frameworks or libraries I used to do that (not stare at a blank file, but think about the project for a long time before writing anything). It's really liberating to have all the code in your head, and so much easier to debug. Obviously, you'll forget about it in a month, and then you wont know wtf this mess is, but still.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 709 |
programmerhumor | jasper_grunion | iq2z030 | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>We get paid because most people cant be bothered to ask how all of this tech works. They just consume everything that comes from their magical devices. We arent geniuses but we have taken the time to question how things work and try and at least get a bit closer to the understanding of it all. This can take a lot of time most people arent willing to spend. Whenever I see ads for websites touting everyone can code! I think, well, maybe they can, but they wont.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | AlisaTornado | iq3cnwk | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>wait until he closes laptop and stares at one point on the ceiling for about 10 mins straight.<|eor|><|sor|>My last year of university I did an advanced algorithms class, and this is basically how our assignments went.
You'd find someone sitting in a lab staring at the ceiling. "How's it going?" "Got question 3 done. Currently working on question 4". They remain staring at the ceiling. They have not moved. They haven't changed the spot they are staring at.
Anyone not in the class thought we were broken and distraught. Anyone in the class was like "oh hey that's a good spot to sit and stare at, nice".<|eor|><|sor|>What was the etiquette on staring at the same spot? Was it one per person or could you share?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 657 |
programmerhumor | IAmASquidInSpace | iq31r4z | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's like solving a giant convoluted _"Where's Waldo?"_ picture, except for the fact that Waldo is also moving and really good at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Also, sometimes finding Waldo creates six new Waldos that are even better at hiding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 646 |
programmerhumor | SkarmacAttack | iq367j8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A conversation with a muggle<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uf9dbih1wcq91.png<|eol|><|sor|>After I started working as programmer and went home, my father once asked me, "You said you're working, but aren't you just starting at your laptop? What's the work?"<|eor|><|sor|>Same with my uncle, he was curious how that even works.
My enthusiasm lead to a short introduction to variables, right until 3 minutes, when he started interrupting me with annoying comments and finally changing the subject.
I mean, okay, you don't really want to know it, but why even bring it up in the first place?
Same with my niece, every time we meet: Oh boy! You programmers are so lucky! I wish I could write code and get a job in IT!
Yeah? Really? Then just write code! No, you don't need to talk. No you don't need to be a genius. Please, you just have to Work for it. DO IT and stop making half assed statements.<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdingers programming: at the same time so easy that a programmer's salary clearly is way too high, but also far too difficult to understand or learn yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>We are underpaid and overpaid at the same time, as long as no one looks in the box<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 559 |
programmerhumor | Rachid90 | 122b7ua | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,310 |
programmerhumor | kimilil | jdpwl30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,375 |
programmerhumor | Bot1K | jdq33tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc Dennis didn't see anything. His technique is to turn off timeline preview, blur the whole clip, then crop the blur until only what is needed remains.
Editing to add Dennis's tweet. https://twitter.com/dennyishung/status/1639498067727753216<|eor|><|sor|>but what you can definitely see is my segue to our sponsor Glasswire.
Glasswire lets you instantly see your current and past network activity, detect malware and block badly behaving apps on your PC or Android device. Use offer code LINUS to get 25% off. Check out Glasswire at the link in the description.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,317 |
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