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programmerhumor | tomparkes1993 | jdpzs21 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc Dennis didn't see anything. His technique is to turn off timeline preview, blur the whole clip, then crop the blur until only what is needed remains.
Editing to add Dennis's tweet. https://twitter.com/dennyishung/status/1639498067727753216<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,235 |
programmerhumor | iopshfk | jdprq6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,142 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jdpz75r | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately his cyber attack is the cause of many cyberattacks, unsuspecting people opening links that can then install malware.
Dont open random links people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,891 |
programmerhumor | PhatSunt | jdq8c12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Is it security cam footage from his house when he first got the notifications? Did he get out of bed in the middle of the night to see what happened?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,516 |
programmerhumor | UpbeatCheetah7710 | jdq20se | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why he is naked ?<|eor|><|sor|>He was running in air cooled mode. Gotta maximize airflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,432 |
programmerhumor | benimagine | jdq9jzy | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit gets real when you sit sideways on ur office chair<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,305 |
programmerhumor | insan3guy | jdq9yd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Is it security cam footage from his house when he first got the notifications? Did he get out of bed in the middle of the night to see what happened?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks steve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | Bellator21098 | jdq3x4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pity Dennis who had to censor Linus' tips.<|eor|><|sor|>Iirc Dennis didn't see anything. His technique is to turn off timeline preview, blur the whole clip, then crop the blur until only what is needed remains.
Editing to add Dennis's tweet. https://twitter.com/dennyishung/status/1639498067727753216<|eor|><|sor|>but what you can definitely see is my segue to our sponsor Glasswire.
Glasswire lets you instantly see your current and past network activity, detect malware and block badly behaving apps on your PC or Android device. Use offer code LINUS to get 25% off. Check out Glasswire at the link in the description.<|eor|><|sor|>That was beautiful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 636 |
programmerhumor | deusmetallum | jdq30wp | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why he is naked ?<|eor|><|sor|>Because it was 3am, and he probably thought fixing the problem was more important than getting dressed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 620 |
programmerhumor | Bilu1700 | jdq1s5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why he is naked ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | anon5108 | jdqc081 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mean its not like that movie where a hot girl sucks your dick while you use your elite hacking skills?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | BarryCarlyon | jdq8ex4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Is it security cam footage from his house when he first got the notifications? Did he get out of bed in the middle of the night to see what happened?<|eor|><|sor|>TLDR: Yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | ShrimpCrackers | jdq05b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mean HackerHoodies are not a real thing? But doesn't it give a huge stat-boost? I guess it's deprecated now that we have programming socks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | jdqe7c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This happened to me IRL back in 1991 when someone hacked my BBS. I woke up at 3 am to the sounds of my old hard drives working overtime, switched on the screen, and found someone had hacked into my admin screens somehow and gotten into my CLI, which I had stupidly left accessible from my admin screen.
They were running commands to copy my hard drive contents to a download directory. Jokes on them, I had like 1 MB free<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | callingcarg0 | jdqj4w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shit gets real when you sit sideways on ur office chair<|eor|><|sor|>It's like ash turning his hat around<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | Competitive-Pack-324 | jdq9j9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Movies vs Real Life<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xtdrfy1o02qa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>its linus tech tips from his video discussing when his youtube channel got hacked recently<|eor|><|sor|>Did they also hack his security cam?<|eor|><|sor|>No. He did that himself for the views.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | y3o4wo | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,166 |
programmerhumor | YellowOnline | is9k154 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, exit code is 0, that's all that matters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,882 |
programmerhumor | sarc-tastic | is9lan0 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,162 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9le5z | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,442 |
programmerhumor | Alfsh | is9l5mv | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, exit code is 0, that's all that matters<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that's the first thing I saw and went "welp this looks fine".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,812 |
programmerhumor | LookyRo | is9rvw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> sleep(23);
return x === x;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,744 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9m3mw | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Now imagine how long it took to write the code <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,436 |
programmerhumor | NicNoletree | is9ly1k | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,356 |
programmerhumor | other_usernames_gone | is9lgto | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,178 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Half-5742 | is9otdg | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Now imagine how long it took to write the code <|eoopr|><|sor|>hey, seor computer science here. It took 23sec because you typed 2 then 3 (which is 23). you should choose 0 and 0 to speed up your code. also it will solve your error.
be carefull to not use negative value though, it will break the causality principle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,077 |
programmerhumor | dotcomslashwhatever | is9swwb | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|soopr|>To the surprise of everyone on the original it wasnt that, I have done that before though. It was hours ago now this happened, it was something to do with code being outside of curly braces for an if statement<|eoopr|><|sor|>I mean 2 and 3 are pretty close. in the grand scheme of things and the universe and spacetime, they are equal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,038 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9m1bm | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|soopr|>To the surprise of everyone on the original it wasnt that, I have done that before though. It was hours ago now this happened, it was something to do with code being outside of curly braces for an if statement<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,719 |
programmerhumor | LookyRo | is9v2nr | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> sleep(23);
return x === x;<|eor|><|sor|>If anyone asks you to optimize your code, spend 2-3 days changing \`sleep(23)\` to \`sleep(15)\`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,521 |
programmerhumor | Daedeluss | is9mvwe | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Reupload that doesnt give away my full name, plus cleaner screenshot.
My error was something to do with misplaced curly braces and an if statement, I couldnt recreate it exactly as it was.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Congratulations, you managed to somehow fuck up
return x == y;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,100 |
programmerhumor | CuriousPincushion | is9ufhj | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to guess you accidentally used = instead of ==.
= Is assignment, == is comparison.<|eor|><|soopr|>To the surprise of everyone on the original it wasnt that, I have done that before though. It was hours ago now this happened, it was something to do with code being outside of curly braces for an if statement<|eoopr|><|sor|>I mean 2 and 3 are pretty close. in the grand scheme of things and the universe and spacetime, they are equal<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, we found the engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 920 |
programmerhumor | CanuckCoinsOfficial | is9k03e | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Reupload that doesnt give away my full name, plus cleaner screenshot.
My error was something to do with misplaced curly braces and an if statement, I couldnt recreate it exactly as it was.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | 44problems | is9xs96 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> sleep(23);
return x === x;<|eor|><|sor|>If anyone asks you to optimize your code, spend 2-3 days changing \`sleep(23)\` to \`sleep(15)\`.<|eor|><|sor|>Just went from O(23) to O(15)!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 666 |
programmerhumor | danidr | is9p7y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|soopr|>I know, its so efficient!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm more concerned that it took _you_ 23 seconds to enter two single digit numbers.<|eor|><|soopr|>Now imagine how long it took to write the code <|eoopr|><|sor|>hey, seor computer science here. It took 23sec because you typed 2 then 3 (which is 23). you should choose 0 and 0 to speed up your code. also it will solve your error.
be carefull to not use negative value though, it will break the causality principle.<|eor|><|sor|>Youre LITERALLY Mr. Computer Science? Wow!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | SillyFlyGuy | isbkjmj | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, exit code is 0, that's all that matters<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly that's the first thing I saw and went "welp this looks fine".<|eor|><|sor|>If it compiles, ship it. Now it's a problem for QA.
You'll get credit for hitting product deadline today, then more credit for fixing the bug report tomorrow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 645 |
programmerhumor | alexein777 | is9qg66 | <|sols|><|sot|>So hows your computer science class going so far?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bkqo0isyeqt91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>23 seconds!!!<|eor|><|sor|>Source code:
...
print('Program took 23 seconds to execute')<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | PandaPie5 | 8rik7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60,091 |
programmerhumor | 8_800_555_35_35 | e0rlr8u | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,447 |
programmerhumor | mcc5159 | e0ro9am | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thing is that one of them had to make this blame page, and its probably Chris.
In fact, hes probably smart enough to have made it so that if you click his name, it still fires Martin.
So yeah... fire Chris (but not with the button, cause that fires Marin).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,307 |
programmerhumor | Bilgistic | e0rlyrh | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a professional office environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,486 |
programmerhumor | pandabeers | e0rmu7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a professional office environment.<|eor|><|sor|>But Luke looks like he's gone mad so he could probably use a break from work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,706 |
programmerhumor | Blastoise420 | e0rmwgw | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a professional office environment.<|eor|><|sor|>But Luke looks like he's gone mad so he could probably use a break from work.<|eor|><|sor|>Can I just fire all of them? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | kingoftown | e0rr8i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thing is that one of them had to make this blame page, and its probably Chris.
In fact, hes probably smart enough to have made it so that if you click his name, it still fires Martin.
So yeah... fire Chris (but not with the button, cause that fires Marin).<|eor|><|sor|>The button actually fires everyone, but Chris has spent the last few years building up an immunity to getting fired. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,080 |
programmerhumor | LikesBreakfast | e0ros43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Martin clearly did it. No chance. James looks like he knows Martin did it, but they've been friends for 15 years and he's godfather to Martin's kid, so he has to lie his way out of this. Luke definitely just went through a divorce and the idea of losing his job is giving him serious anxiety. Chris is the new guy in the office, he doesn't have a lot to lose here so he's just calling it honestly, if a little nervously.
Martin tho... He's just got that dumb Steve Urkel look on his face like "Did I do thaat?" You know damned well you did that Martin.<|eor|><|sor|>[Poor Martin...](https://i.imgur.com/Wwq4NR3.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 931 |
programmerhumor | AVeryCredibleHulk | e0rntri | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a professional office environment.<|eor|><|sor|>But Luke looks like he's gone mad so he could probably use a break from work.<|eor|><|sor|>Can I just fire all of them? <|eor|><|sor|>Sure, just find four missing pages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | robsonmb | e0rqgoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like the [404 page for the New Zealand government](https://www.govt.nz/nooooooooo)
Edit: Looks like they changed the 404 page. Here's a [screenshot of the original version](https://i.redd.it/alld5xgsmi6y.jpg). Thank you to /u/AneurysmicKidney for letting me know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 753 |
programmerhumor | StevenXC | e0ro75c | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>> Luke James Mark John
I'd go with Judas, if we're playing the blame game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | keon2000 | e0rmehb | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, technically 404 is a user error...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | Akkiruk | e0rpdrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Martin clearly did it. No chance. James looks like he knows Martin did it, but they've been friends for 15 years and he's godfather to Martin's kid, so he has to lie his way out of this. Luke definitely just went through a divorce and the idea of losing his job is giving him serious anxiety. Chris is the new guy in the office, he doesn't have a lot to lose here so he's just calling it honestly, if a little nervously.
Martin tho... He's just got that dumb Steve Urkel look on his face like "Did I do thaat?" You know damned well you did that Martin.<|eor|><|sor|>[Poor Martin...](https://i.imgur.com/Wwq4NR3.png)<|eor|><|sor|>He was an unpaid intern, he obviously made it look like it was him<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | Deerhall | e0ro998 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chris is a snitch, so him.<|eor|><|sor|>But James' "not getting fired" face looks pretty sneaky, like he knows he got away with it.<|eor|><|sor|>But Martin bites his fingernails, and you shouldn't have that kind of bad habit in a professional office environment.<|eor|><|sor|>But Luke looks like he's gone mad so he could probably use a break from work.<|eor|><|sor|>Can I just fire all of them? <|eor|><|sor|>Sure, just find four missing pages.<|eor|><|sor|>Is this r/myst ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | fizzl | e0rnsp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fire luke. Not because it is his fault, but because he only knows COBOL and never contributes any actual code. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | Animalperson100 | e0ro5sk | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pick **whom** to fire?? Just curious, not native English speaker. <|eor|><|sor|>You're probably right. Native English speaker here- no one actually knows the difference between who and whom unless you're a grammar nerd. So we just use who for everything!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | argbz | e0rlwev | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Stallions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 317 |
programmerhumor | Flyberius | e0rsmy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thing is that one of them had to make this blame page, and its probably Chris.
In fact, hes probably smart enough to have made it so that if you click his name, it still fires Martin.
So yeah... fire Chris (but not with the button, cause that fires Marin).<|eor|><|sor|>The button actually fires everyone, but Chris has spent the last few years building up an immunity to getting fired. <|eor|><|sor|>Inconceivable!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | ThatScorpion | e0rmw1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Best 404 page<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mnghlm1xbc411.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, technically 404 is a user error...<|eor|><|sor|>It can be either<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | Dewernh | xw5mc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,950 |
programmerhumor | gaetan-ae | ir4p3yq | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing better than writing code is removing code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,534 |
programmerhumor | Past-Bit4406 | ir4nt0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Clean code BABY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,624 |
programmerhumor | hellra1zer666 | ir4pxc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you're working at a company that still uses lines of code per hour... leave! That ship is sinking. I thought dinos went extinct.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,203 |
programmerhumor | zertboqus | ir4wzkz | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
They asked a junior, a mid and a senior devs what they did throughout the day:
Junior: Ohh, I wrote so much code!
Mid: Ohh, I deleted so much code!
Senior: Ohh, I prevented so much code from being written!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,083 |
programmerhumor | Dewernh | ir4njgd | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Refactor* of https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xvfxcs/speed_skill/
*Thanks /u/harmenator<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
programmerhumor | cob59 | ir4srh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When your commit has more red lines than green ones <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | jhaand | ir4x9dz | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you're working at a company that still uses lines of code per hour... leave! That ship is sinking. I thought dinos went extinct.<|eor|><|sor|>They reinvent all these shit methods every 11 years.
Just listen with attention and keep doing what you like.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 748 |
programmerhumor | penguin_chacha | ir51n66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing better than writing code is removing code.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>One simple trick to turn a bug card to a story<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 549 |
programmerhumor | CGPoly36 | ir4s09m | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>4,294,967,294 lines of code per hour are quite an accomplishment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | mkwong | ir57m3f | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Clean code BABY<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You don't commit or push your changes?<|eor|><|sor|>He codes on the production machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | harmenator | ir4radt | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Refactor* of https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/xvfxcs/speed_skill/
*Thanks /u/harmenator<|eoopr|><|sor|>No, it's a refactor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | SpencerTheBeigest | ir5l9ch | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>When your commit has more red lines than green ones <|eor|><|sor|>this has the same vibe as:
`sudo pacman -syu`
`...`
`...`
`Net upgrade size: -0.2MiB`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | that_random_garlic | ir514kb | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
They asked a junior, a mid and a senior devs what they did throughout the day:
Junior: Ohh, I wrote so much code!
Mid: Ohh, I deleted so much code!
Senior: Ohh, I prevented so much code from being written!<|eor|><|sor|>Time to be a 5head junior and just delete all the code to get ahead, business will be so impressed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | hellra1zer666 | ir51kt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you're working at a company that still uses lines of code per hour... leave! That ship is sinking. I thought dinos went extinct.<|eor|><|sor|>They reinvent all these shit methods every 11 years.
Just listen with attention and keep doing what you like.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I didn't study business related to IT or anything, but the loc/h metric is a famous and widely used example for a flawed performance metric in IT. You have to be willfully ignorant to continue to use this metric. But I do agree with your statement as to "do as you like". I would specify it to " do what's working for you or your team" but the essence is the same in think.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | fish312 | ir5chwu | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>4,294,967,294 lines of code per hour are quite an accomplishment.<|eor|><|sor|>So the trick to the perfect solution is to start with a bunch of code that does every single possible thing in the universe.
Then just slowly remove the stuff that you don't want until you achieve desired functionality.
Maybe you can even call it machine learning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | scholzie | ir4wxwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Management won't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/moc56tjmeyr91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The only thing better than writing code is removing code.<|eor|><|sor|>The best code youve ever written is code you get to delete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | Mapegz | uzlefn | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,737 |
programmerhumor | lucidspoon | iab388d | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,214 |
programmerhumor | JoyJoy_ | iab4yg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | BigBadCornpop | iab5vr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh people really expect me to remember my code to fix the thing they wanted in the first place, they take over a week to respond, this is legacy code now lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | Reilman79 | iab1n60 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Dev whos been on the team for a year and a half: *asks me questions about the legacy code base*
Me, whos only been there for 8 months, pretending to know shit: *see above*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | smb275 | iabb5hq | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh people really expect me to remember my code to fix the thing they wanted in the first place, they take over a week to respond, this is legacy code now lol<|eor|><|sor|>I can't be bothered to remember what I had for dinner last night and you want me to give you a review of my code off the top of my head? Did I comment or write any kind of documentation? If not then you may consider it legacy and unknowable.
My guy I don't even know what project I'm supposed to be working on, I don't know half my coworker's names, and I definitely don't know how I haven't been fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | TheDarkHorse83 | iab7or1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The thing about being there for years isn't that you know all the answers, it's that you know where to find them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | Queasy-Carrot1806 | iabbqwf | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst.
Youre 100% sure how this thing works, and you know all the ins and outs, and then you find out some punk has made a liar out of you and didnt even tell you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM | iab8rlt | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah this code was written by some dumbass who left the company years ago.
But git says youre the only author.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | xenoterranos | iabe6ed | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst.
Youre 100% sure how this thing works, and you know all the ins and outs, and then you find out some punk has made a liar out of you and didnt even tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the best thing, because you can immediately stop trying to figure out why it's broken and punt to the guy who touched it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | misteresock | iabatdq | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Oh yeah this code was written by some dumbass who left the company years ago.
But git says youre the only author.<|eor|><|sor|>I know, Im the one who had to migrate it from TFVC to git.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | ic_engineer | iabegzz | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ugh people really expect me to remember my code to fix the thing they wanted in the first place, they take over a week to respond, this is legacy code now lol<|eor|><|sor|>I can't be bothered to remember what I had for dinner last night and you want me to give you a review of my code off the top of my head? Did I comment or write any kind of documentation? If not then you may consider it legacy and unknowable.
My guy I don't even know what project I'm supposed to be working on, I don't know half my coworker's names, and I definitely don't know how I haven't been fired.<|eor|><|sor|>TFW no one, including yourself, knows what you should be doing and yet what you ARE doing is extremely important<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | shrubfromtomorrow | iab327m | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is about the 5th time this week
Edit - please read op's response below<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Mateorabi | iabdw88 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The thing about being there for years isn't that you know all the answers, it's that you know where to find them<|eor|><|sor|>Knowing where the bodies are buried<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | AgentPaper0 | iab5mxp | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Better than my first boss, who literally told me to stop asking questions on my first day at work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | De_Wouter | iab69pl | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you pretend you know shit about the legacy code?
I'm just like "What the fuck do I know? It was there when I started. Whatever you do, don't promise management changes are possible on the legacy code."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | Queasy-Carrot1806 | iabejds | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Starts explaining how I wrote it, not knowing that someone else rewrote it.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the worst.
Youre 100% sure how this thing works, and you know all the ins and outs, and then you find out some punk has made a liar out of you and didnt even tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the best thing, because you can immediately stop trying to figure out why it's broken and punt to the guy who touched it!<|eor|><|sor|>Also true.
Nothing like doing `git blame` and finding out it was you who wrote the code youve been swearing at for 3 hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | DAVENP0RT | iabee5q | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me pretending to know shit about the code I wrote last week.<|eor|><|sor|>Cue me looking through commits to see who put that piece of shit code into production.
Oh, I did it. I'm sure I did it for a good reason, let's see what the commit messages say.
Fucking done with this fucking shit.
Well, at least there was *a* reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Yasea | iabc62x | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Dev whos been on the team for a year and a half: *asks me questions about the legacy code base*
Me, whos only been there for 8 months, pretending to know shit: *see above*<|eor|><|sor|>I was there when it was written. That doesn't mean I recall any details.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | Mapegz | iab9cx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is about the 5th time this week
Edit - please read op's response below<|eor|><|soopr|>For the second time, I have edited the meme, the first one was generic and was removed by the mods, so I had to make it fit for r/ProgrammerHumor. I was the same guy that posted the meme earlier on like Monday if you saw it. Hope you understand, Thanks :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | TheDarkHorse83 | iabeo9i | <|sols|><|sot|>I guess i don't know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cv1nivatc7291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The thing about being there for years isn't that you know all the answers, it's that you know where to find them<|eor|><|sor|>Knowing where the bodies are buried<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh, yeah, that old bit of spaghetti. Don't touch that"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | das_freak | igvny1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,175 |
programmerhumor | epiquinnz | g2w8vvi | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,025 |
programmerhumor | itoshkov | g2weegm | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,262 |
programmerhumor | geeshta | g2wckhu | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>`f"Python goes b{'r'*10}"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 801 |
programmerhumor | delinka | g2wfem2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|sor|>Result should be adbdcd aebece. Someone needs to fix this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | for_the_voters | g2wc0x3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. They just get dunked on wherever they go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | haikusbot | g2wc1en | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. They just get dunked on wherever they go.<|eor|><|sor|>*Was going to say*
*The same. They just get dunked on*
*Wherever they go.*
\- for_the_voters
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