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programmerhumor | itoshkov | g2wfptp | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|sor|>Result should be adbdcd aebece. Someone needs to fix this.<|eor|><|sor|>Remove the white space and we have a deal. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | zdaga9999 | g2wbd0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Started learning python and thats my favourite thing after no ; thingy<|eor|><|sor|>Frankly I hate it since there are no semicolons or braces. It makes it feel so... unorganised. When I see braces, semicolons etc it gives the code so much more structure. I never really understood the argument that semicolons are a pain since 1) it takes like half a second to type 1 and 2) even if you miss out a semicolon the compiler would tell you anyways<|eor|><|sor|>Well you can put semicolons, python doesn't care.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | Jeb_Jenky | g2wdr01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>`f"Python goes b{'r'*10}"`<|eor|><|sor|>This made my nips so hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | SunkenCrayon | g2wasfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Started learning python and thats my favourite thing after no ; thingy<|eor|><|sor|>Frankly I hate it since there are no semicolons or braces. It makes it feel so... unorganised. When I see braces, semicolons etc it gives the code so much more structure. I never really understood the argument that semicolons are a pain since 1) it takes like half a second to type 1 and 2) even if you miss out a semicolon the compiler would tell you anyways<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | xDarkFlame25 | g2wejbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>`f"Python goes b{'r'*10}"`<|eor|><|sor|>This made my nips so hard.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes fstrings, the ultimate fetish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | ToaKraka | g2wfnib | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen at least one meme-maker say that he was just too lazy to edit out the ancap bowtie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | lasiusflex | g2wg7u5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen at least one meme-maker say that he was just too lazy to edit out the ancap bowtie.<|eor|><|sor|>or maybe they don't realize that it's supposed to be an ancap flag
The meme has spread far beyond the political memes sphere and I doubt most people outside of that context recognize it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | simp13 | g2wi1e2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>JavaScript goes bNaN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | Andy_B_Goode | g2wmg7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is multiplying string by number. Multiplying strings would look like 'abc' * 'de'. Python goes kaput.<|eor|><|sor|>Result should be adbdcd aebece. Someone needs to fix this.<|eor|><|sor|>Remove the white space and we have a deal. :)<|eor|><|sor|>~~''.join(itertools.product('abc', 'de'))~~
If you want me to fix it submit a ticket, thanks.
edit: Ticket assigned, standby.
import itertools as it ''.join(it.chain.from_iterable(it.product('abc', 'de')))<|eor|><|sor|>[`(concat .) . liftA2 ((. flip (:) []) . (:))`](https://tio.run/##JcuxCsIwFEbhvU/xExySwQyOgkPp6lBwEdQhxkQv3iYhvfr4xorbgY/zcPMzMDeaSq6CISepmW1fCpN3Qu8AzRSl35iui9jh3LTPaSFYA4u/QWuLyFSgtwany0@WMm1ylJapvOQgdZ@wQoRyV6@gbkG1j4/s7nNbH4dx/AI)<|eor|><|sor|>Noo, you can't just write random symbols and say it's code.<|eor|><|sor|>haha, perl goes \@\_->{$\_}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | Xuval | g2wfd27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Javascript goes b" + "r".repeat(10)<|eor|><|sor|>This compiles to "Kill me, please, I was never meant to carry an entire website."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | vextronx | g2wcgts | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. They just get dunked on wherever they go.<|eor|><|sor|>*Was going to say*
*The same. They just get dunked on*
*Wherever they go.*
\- for_the_voters
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^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")<|eor|><|sor|>Oh wow, it actually did its job correctly this time. Good bot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | AdennKal | g2wso3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Python goes brrrr<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/97p4ob5aebj51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love how this ancap zoomer is always so opinionated on technical programming stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen at least one meme-maker say that he was just too lazy to edit out the ancap bowtie.<|eor|><|sor|>or maybe they don't realize that it's supposed to be an ancap flag
The meme has spread far beyond the political memes sphere and I doubt most people outside of that context recognize it.<|eor|><|sor|>What is ancap?<|eor|><|sor|>Anarcho-Capitalism. An Ideology that argues for the abolishment of the state in order to replace it with free market capitalism. Meaning corporations should replace governments.
Ancaps are often the butt of many jokes, especially in leftist spaces, since Anarchism and corporate rule are kind of antithetical.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | sunrise_apps | 12bp45w | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59,062 |
programmerhumor | tonybrezy | jey0pc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,026 |
programmerhumor | nir109 | jexzfbq | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,002 |
programmerhumor | DanDrix8391 | jey5tjy | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,171 |
programmerhumor | Plenty-Cheek-80 | jexzxxr | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|sor|>I could toss a coin and be nearly as precise as your school project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,699 |
programmerhumor | ChocolateBunny | jeyio4d | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>What did you tell him once you stopped laughing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,591 |
programmerhumor | TakeErParise | jeyavx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|sor|>I made a ML model for predicting NHL games as win/loss categories and it was less accurate than assuming the home team will win<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,583 |
programmerhumor | daneelthesane | jeya3qy | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One guy said this stuff to me when I was in school and compared himself to Steve Jobs. I said "So I guess I would be your Wozniak, right?"
He didn't know who Woz was, but I didn't want to be the Woz to his Jobs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,471 |
programmerhumor | Dismiss | jeyjgsy | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>What did you tell him once you stopped laughing?<|eor|><|sor|>He hasnt stopped laughing to this day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,458 |
programmerhumor | Null_error_ | jey4gro | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might have better luck trying to solve the halting problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,130 |
programmerhumor | Derekthemindsculptor | jey6ilg | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>When you have few ideas, you think the ones you do have are super valuable!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | olalql | jey7f2w | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In this kind of situation, you pull the Zuckerberg protocole:
​
Ask for the idea
Work on it on your own
"We have some problem, but that's very technique. I'll explain to you later"
Launch the idea on your own
Profit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 941 |
programmerhumor | oeuflaboeuf | jey5per | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"my idea is the next {insert_billion_dollar_platform}, you build it and I'll pay you in shares"
No. 10% of 0 is 0. So no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 766 |
programmerhumor | ResidentReggie | jey234n | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I made one for school project that was could predict if a stock whould raise or not at 54% accuracy.
Predicting raise every day whould give you 58% accuracy.
(Got 100 for that lol)<|eor|><|sor|>I could toss a coin and be nearly as precise as your school project<|eor|><|sor|>I believe you have just given me a new business idea...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 744 |
programmerhumor | Donut_of_Patriotism | jexul8e | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Knows about the stock market *random redditor whos knowledge of stock market comes from r/WallStreetbets. Got lucky with GameStop and has lost money on every other investment since.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | currentscurrents | jey9p5e | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Might have better luck trying to solve the halting problem<|eor|><|sor|>The difference is that this does work, but so many other people are already doing it that diminishing returns have already kicked in.
Algorithmic trading is not a new idea, people have been doing it since the 80s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | nanana_catdad | jey8v5w | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sure, you pay for the Bloomberg terminal and historical data access and Ill need a gpu server with at least 2 nvidia a100s and a base pay of 200k for a year ok?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | HYPER_BRUH_ | jeyk8h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>"We'll share 50/50 of the equity because I'm the ideas man"<|eor|><|sor|>>50/50
well, I once had a 95/5 offer.
95% the idea man and 5% me, the dev
I missed this huge opportunity =/<|eor|><|sor|>What did you tell him once you stopped laughing?<|eor|><|sor|>He hasnt stopped laughing to this day<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | RRumpleTeazzer | jey3v4b | <|sols|><|sot|>That's better<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/254twe19ewra1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And if it works, we can split 30% of your profits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | itsluqy | e22jfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,995 |
programmerhumor | kopskey1 | f8t5ocd | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,733 |
programmerhumor | dfreinc | f8t8cwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,833 |
programmerhumor | notsooriginal | f8thbog | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|><|sor|>Though will a css developer be useful then?<|eor|><|sor|>We just pretending that CSS developer is a real thing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,432 |
programmerhumor | Earhacker | f8tg4ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a post on Askreddit the other day about what must be occurring if they asked for [INSERT YOUR PROFESSION HERE] on a plane. The ones relating to programming are kind of funny.
Is there a software developer on the plane!? <- If you get to the point where this is necessary in flight, it's already too late...<|eor|><|sor|>Cabin crew: This is an emergency. Is there a software developer on the plane?
Developer: \*raises hand\* Yes ma'am, I know PHP.
Cabin crew: Anyone at all?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,423 |
programmerhumor | Jdublin777 | f8tb8nu | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS developer is the funniest thing about this post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,106 |
programmerhumor | Classified0 | f8tfmue | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a post on Askreddit the other day about what must be occurring if they asked for [INSERT YOUR PROFESSION HERE] on a plane. The ones relating to programming are kind of funny.
Is there a software developer on the plane!? <- If you get to the point where this is necessary in flight, it's already too late...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,049 |
programmerhumor | Earhacker | f8tfk3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>person {
breathing: true !important;
}<|eor|><|sor|>```
.symptom {
display: none;
}
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,030 |
programmerhumor | ad2022 | f8t9c7g | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What's that, dad? You need help installing a printer driver?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 979 |
programmerhumor | barburger | f8tgy9x | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|><|sor|>Though will a css developer be useful then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 978 |
programmerhumor | ColdMan105 | f8th4eq | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>person {
breathing: true !important;
}<|eor|><|sor|>```
.symptom {
display: none;
}
```<|eor|><|sor|> .person:dying {
transition: 630720000s !important;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | Absay | f8tivre | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS developer is the funniest thing about this post<|eor|><|sor|>As an HTML programmer, I find your comment extremely offensive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | Tuwiki | f8thmsg | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We'll see who's laughing when you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"<|eor|><|sor|>>"We'll see who's laughing when ~~you ask for computer help for the fourth time this week"~~ the doctors are computers<|eor|><|sor|>Though will a css developer be useful then?<|eor|><|sor|>We just pretending that CSS developer is a real thing?<|eor|><|sor|>Well... SOMEONE has to develop the syntax for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | djfbdkfnf | f8t9wra | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS Developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | f8tjb5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS developer is the funniest thing about this post<|eor|><|sor|>As an HTML programmer, I find your comment extremely offensive.<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is a programming language...
...and other fun jokes you can tell yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | notsooriginal | f8thhxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a post on Askreddit the other day about what must be occurring if they asked for [INSERT YOUR PROFESSION HERE] on a plane. The ones relating to programming are kind of funny.
Is there a software developer on the plane!? <- If you get to the point where this is necessary in flight, it's already too late...<|eor|><|sor|>Cabin crew: This is an emergency. Is there a software developer on the plane?
Developer: \*raises hand\* Yes ma'am, I know PHP.
Cabin crew: Anyone at all?<|eor|><|sor|>I feel personally attacked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | brockisawesome | f8tc4h5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm an experienced front end dev, i always laugh when interviewers want to quiz me on css. Of all the things you can ask me and you want me to make 3 equal sized boxes lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | SuspiciouslyElven | f8tiq3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What's that, dad? You need help installing a printer driver?"<|eor|><|sor|>Actually no I'd rather not bring up printer help even out of spite. You'd feel smug until trying to make it work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 349 |
programmerhumor | pedrinbr | f8th0fn | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time, dad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CSS Developer<|eor|><|sor|>What would be the right word? Monkey?<|eor|><|sor|>Stylesheet Connoisseur<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | ultra_mind | rcggli | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,679 |
programmerhumor | QCTeamkill | hnue9si | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,549 |
programmerhumor | Sponska | hnuutog | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>My dad at ever minor inconvenience: cant you program an app for this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,552 |
programmerhumor | HypaPanda | hnufalm | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was in a barbers once having a haircut, mentioned I'm a software developer and the hairdresser brings out his amazon fire stick and asks me if I can help set it up...
I now say I'm an accountant, no one wants to talk about that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,450 |
programmerhumor | TheRavenSayeth | hnv06t4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>My dad at ever minor inconvenience: cant you program an app for this?<|eor|><|sor|>I cant make an app to remind you how to press the input button on your remote dad.
Thats because your generation is lazy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,433 |
programmerhumor | technic_bot | hnuugc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can you take a look at my printer ?<|eor|><|sor|>Even i cannot get my own printer to work sometimes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | HappySkullsplitter | hnuis93 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist:
They lead you to a room to show you the quantum computer prototype they've been working on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | Affectionate_Map_530 | hnudu96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That one annoying cousin: say, can you hack into this girls insta for me real quick<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | Troisinho | hnueg7a | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That random aunt: so can you fix my microwave?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | the_quark | hnuk89n | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean that's at least something I know how to do! I don't know anything about your Windows box, I've barely used one for decades.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 570 |
programmerhumor | japarticle | hnulfjz | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was in a barbers once having a haircut, mentioned I'm a software developer and the hairdresser brings out his amazon fire stick and asks me if I can help set it up...
I now say I'm an accountant, no one wants to talk about that<|eor|><|sor|>The accountancy profession has been somewhat hijacked as of late, exercise caution. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | atomitac | hnuxwln | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean that's at least something I know how to do! I don't know anything about your Windows box, I've barely used one for decades.<|eor|><|sor|>I've used Windows in some capacity nearly every day since the mid 90's. I know my own lean and clean Windows machine like the back of my hand. Doesn't mean I know where to begin fixing somebody else's bloated, virus-ridden, half-dead monstrosity, and it certainly doesn't mean I want to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | N3wt_ | hnukt3m | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder if there's a separate institution to learn about the dark art of fixing printers, or worse, getting them to work in the first place...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | Fa1alErr0r | hnux9pd | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can you take a look at my printer ?<|eor|><|sor|>Even i cannot get my own printer to work sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>Even knowing how printers work and how to troubleshoot and fix printers, I can't get them to work half the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | zomgtehvikings | hnux0ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone: So you know how to program stuff?
Me, a senior software engineer with a CS degree: no :,(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | Tfsz0719 | hnvdvyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I have this idea for a wEbSItE. Can you make it?<|eor|><|sor|>My dad at ever minor inconvenience: cant you program an app for this?<|eor|><|sor|>I cant make an app to remind you how to press the input button on your remote dad.
Thats because your generation is lazy.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn Millenials<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | ultra_mind | hnuj0wq | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist:
They lead you to a room to show you the quantum computer prototype they've been working on.<|eor|><|soopr|>Then if youve said no, you didnt lie<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | Titanium-Ti | hnv3u0e | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can you take a look at my printer ?<|eor|><|sor|>Even i cannot get my own printer to work sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>Even knowing how printers work and how to troubleshoot and fix printers, I can't get them to work half the time<|eor|><|sor|>Careful there when admitting you can get them to work half the time, you might become the printer guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | abaggins | hnuo5hx | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I was in a barbers once having a haircut, mentioned I'm a software developer and the hairdresser brings out his amazon fire stick and asks me if I can help set it up...
I now say I'm an accountant, no one wants to talk about that<|eor|><|sor|>The accountancy profession has been somewhat hijacked as of late, exercise caution. <|eor|><|sor|>Damn, I'll have to find another one, maybe compliance that sounds obscure enough<|eor|><|sor|>I just say I work in data entry. What they gonna do? ask me for an excel command?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | N00N3AT011 | hnv380t | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you good with computers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rjdrtfxtdi481.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That random aunt: so can you fix my microwave?<|eor|><|sor|>"Always put the router on top of the microwave oven. They operate at roughly the same frequencies so the oven should boost the signal of the router"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | hennell | jnumng | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,647 |
programmerhumor | Follpvosten | gb3ufjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,461 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gb40tko | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,442 |
programmerhumor | perpetual-let-go | gb42698 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 998 |
programmerhumor | AM_Woodinho | gb3xd7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 947 |
programmerhumor | xtian14 | gb3u1ko | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>A clone by reference is new body with same soul while clone by value is with different soul.
Edit: We need a God-like power in order to unit test this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | gb41081 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.<|eor|><|sor|>This statement of yours annoys me.
function sentence(insert)
return "The "+insert+" thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them."
print(sentence("worst"));
print(sentence("best"));
That's better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | MarryUhna | gb415d0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The LITERAL definition of "cloning" is by value.
Otherwise it would be called referencing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | silly_red | gb47vhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's shallow actually<|eor|><|sor|>At this point I think it's recursive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | snipereye123 | gb45jqx | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | Manusman123 | gb47ma5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's shallow actually<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | Everance | gb42d6o | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.<|eor|><|sor|>This statement of yours annoys me.
function sentence(insert)
return "The "+insert+" thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them."
print(sentence("worst"));
print(sentence("best"));
That's better.<|eor|><|sor|>what monster concatenates with + when f-strings exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | Lopoi | gb48a3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's shallow actually<|eor|><|sor|>At this point I think it's recursive<|eor|><|sor|>More like infinite loop<|eor|><|sor|>break;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | cupant | gb47zwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's shallow actually<|eor|><|sor|>At this point I think it's recursive<|eor|><|sor|>More like infinite loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | McJock | gb3vrvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>> deep or shallow copy?
Yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | HERODMasta | gb3ur5z | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>A clone by reference is new body with same soul while clone by value is with different soul.
Edit: We need a God-like power in order to unit test this.<|eor|><|sor|>what about "lived memory"? Are they sharing experiences even in different places?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | already-registered | gb48q4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That's deep<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's shallow actually<|eor|><|sor|>At this point I think it's recursive<|eor|><|sor|>More like infinite loop<|eor|><|sor|>break;<|eor|><|sor|>continue;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | clownyfish | gb44icb | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.
The best thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them.<|eor|><|sor|>This statement of yours annoys me.
function sentence(insert)
return "The "+insert+" thing about programmer jokes I read on this subreddit is that no one near me understands them."
print(sentence("worst"));
print(sentence("best"));
That's better.<|eor|><|sor|>what monster concatenates with + when f-strings exist.<|eor|><|sor|>If it feels right I do the old plus plus. Sometimes curly birds seem excessive. Listen to your heart<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | McLPyoutube | gb3upqa | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>git clone always copies by value<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | douira | gb46tby | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers really jump to the core of philosophical questions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vrrcvqiy17x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah you gotta be more specific; deep or shallow copy?<|eor|><|sor|>For some people a shallow copy would suffice.<|eor|><|sor|>if a shallow copy suffices, they're (a) primitive
(or they're empty)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | DeV91 | wvlgle | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,529 |
programmerhumor | corship | ilfuhjs | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,624 |
programmerhumor | Tygerdave | ilfzaa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,795 |
programmerhumor | flugglehorn | ilg94fi | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The dev and the sales team<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,746 |
programmerhumor | Cleonicus | ilgl58o | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The dev and the sales team<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite split between dev and sales is at company parties, the devs dress up nicely because they rarely do, and the sales people wear the minimum dress code because they are forced to dress nicely most days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,825 |
programmerhumor | siebzy | ilfvau1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The dev and the douchebag from marketing who wants your app done sooner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,726 |
programmerhumor | CaptSoban | ilgbj3g | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, the dress code, I was working at a bank, and one of the seniors was wearing shorts and flip flops to work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,571 |
programmerhumor | bee-sting | ilfvrnq | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want to get angry at this but I'm sat in a stained teeshirt, joggers and my hair is in a scruffy bun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,418 |
programmerhumor | Lionfyst | ilfzdut | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The application consultant that comes in on the vendor visit and ensures you that the solution can "do that" no matter how specific the need.
p.s. It can't do that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | IHateEditedBgMusic | ilg3yno | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah this is your actual code vs the code you wish you wrote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,100 |
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