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programmerhumor | dtaivp | e9mmn8y | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that one time a user tried to argue with the Plex developer without knowing who he was:
https://imgur.com/MfFKGP4<|eor|><|sor|>Can you imagine making such an ass of yourself, even anonymously, that it still gets referenced years later whenever the appropriate context comes up?
It's like when your brain decides to obsess about some random fuck up you made years ago, but instead of your brain it's everyone else.<|eor|><|soopr|>I know. Shame the usernames are blacked out so he cannot feel each wave is shame as people would forever go back and downvote him. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Siarl_ | e9mtj4x | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that one time a user tried to argue with the Plex developer without knowing who he was:
https://imgur.com/MfFKGP4<|eor|><|sor|>Can you imagine making such an ass of yourself, even anonymously, that it still gets referenced years later whenever the appropriate context comes up?
It's like when your brain decides to obsess about some random fuck up you made years ago, but instead of your brain it's everyone else.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be totally different if he wasn't such a cunt about it. Script kiddie? What a douchebag. This is why you reply with a shred of decency, so it doesn't come back to haunt you when you're trying to sleep at night and suddenly remember you became a meme by being a dick.<|eor|><|sor|>Liar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | blue_strat | e9mgmf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, if you akhshually read the books, the witch was there, too. She's a fucktime older than that lion to be exact.<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't known which is older. Jadis came from Charn in another world, and was the last of a long line of rulers there.
Aslan created Narnia and Jadis arrived before he did so, but it's not said when Aslan was born. We just know he's the son of the Emperor-Over-the-Sea, who originated magic and presumably is older than anyone else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Ivorius | e9md10w | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, if you akhshually read the books, the witch was there, too. She's a fucktime older than that lion to be exact.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | iPhoenix_on_Reddit | e9mebn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is so true. It's even better when they have a small amount of programming experience and they try to tell you how the program could work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | dtaivp | e9mf6a7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>same applies to Data scientists.<|eor|><|soopr|>and a lot of other fields as well. I do development and business analysis and I have had the same for some process flows I wrote. <|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>God bless doctors and nurses. I will never understand the, but my anti-vax mothers health group told me... people. Seven years in medical school isnt a joke.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | DeBryceIsRight | e9mo7cv | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that one time a user tried to argue with the Plex developer without knowing who he was:
https://imgur.com/MfFKGP4<|eor|><|sor|>Can you imagine making such an ass of yourself, even anonymously, that it still gets referenced years later whenever the appropriate context comes up?
It's like when your brain decides to obsess about some random fuck up you made years ago, but instead of your brain it's everyone else.<|eor|><|soopr|>I know. Shame the usernames are blacked out so he cannot feel each wave is shame as people would forever go back and downvote him. <|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah here's the thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/PleX/comments/30j7ye/plex_media_browser_emby_personal_comparison_roku/crvriov/?context=9999<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | alivefro6 | hw49te | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,219 |
programmerhumor | WrickyB | fyx9rlp | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I suppose the integration tests passed then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 672 |
programmerhumor | PooPooDooDoo | fyxnhg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking wasp is like 1 micron thick now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 384 |
programmerhumor | PooPooDooDoo | fyxuqlc | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking wasp is like 1 micron thick now.<|eor|><|sor|>As all wasps should be.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but 1 micron thick AND dead. We dont need razor wasps breeding with murder hornets to create prison-shank wasps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | Bupod | fyxtlkw | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking wasp is like 1 micron thick now.<|eor|><|sor|>As all wasps should be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | PeleKen | fyxp5is | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me a bad person, but I don't feel bad for the wasp.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | Russian_repost_bot | fyxq0f1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I suppose the integration tests passed then<|eor|><|sor|>It was part of the *rolling* updates.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Sentient_Blade | fyxhwoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now to get a few hundred million of them to all line up on the tracks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Nerdn1 | fyy87oh | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I suppose the integration tests passed then<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Forced merge. Lots of force.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | TROYNELSON12 | fyxvc9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fucking wasp is like 1 micron thick now.<|eor|><|sor|>As all wasps should be.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but 1 micron thick AND dead. We dont need razor wasps breeding with murder hornets to create prison-shank wasps.<|eor|><|sor|>oh god....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | Halt3res | fyy1c0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>natureinmetal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | CriscoWithLime | fyxugvn | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now to get a few hundred million of them to all line up on the tracks.<|eor|><|sor|>Best day ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | PeleKen | fyxv8z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Call me a bad person, but I don't feel bad for the wasp.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm really more of a murder hornet kind of guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmerhumor | spicemonkeys | fyxdjfi | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Creeper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fyxur3d | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I suppose the integration tests passed then<|eor|><|sor|>It was part of the *rolling* updates.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This sounds SAFe. I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmerhumor | amusedonion | fyxwt35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wasp shaped rail decoration<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hr2hee6bphc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Squash n' merge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shakakaZululu | bazz75 | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,621 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | ekfdyt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Int-credible delivery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kiangaroo | ekff7f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Int-credible delivery<|eor|><|sor|>He's gonna get annoying if you keep stringing him along though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | ekff9q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Int-credible delivery<|eor|><|sor|>He's gonna get annoying if you keep stringing him along though<|eor|><|sor|>That excuse should float him for a couple of days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | ekffu8g | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did the dog gnaw it a bit?<|eor|><|sor|>Like oh, 16 times?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tacoofcum | ekfu9ym | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Int-credible delivery<|eor|><|sor|>He's gonna get annoying if you keep stringing him along though<|eor|><|sor|>That excuse should float him for a couple of days<|eor|><|sor|>Longer than that. A long long time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blackbrandt | ekg1qvq | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Int-credible delivery<|eor|><|sor|>He's gonna get annoying if you keep stringing him along though<|eor|><|sor|>That excuse should float him for a couple of days<|eor|><|sor|>Longer than that. A long long time<|eor|><|sor|>Your pun privileges are voided.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | natched | ekfkdio | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did the dog gnaw it a bit?<|eor|><|sor|>Like oh, 16 times?<|eor|><|sor|>He gnawed it 8 times and it was char'd.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wavejump | ekg2poi | <|sols|><|sot|>He ate it bit for bit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2o8cwx74r21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Int-credible delivery<|eor|><|sor|>He's gonna get annoying if you keep stringing him along though<|eor|><|sor|>That excuse should float him for a couple of days<|eor|><|sor|>Longer than that. A long long time<|eor|><|sor|>Your pun privileges are voided.<|eor|><|sor|>Made null and void.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Maxakipust | 88xc9f | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,378 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | dwo9qkd | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The second student then told a third student outside the class. After the first protested, the second declared the third was a class friend.<|eor|><|sor|>Was thinking in java and suddenly C++<|eor|><|sor|>>Was thinking in java
Ahh, I found the problem right here, guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | err_pell | dwo5o9m | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The second student then told a third student outside the class. After the first protested, the second declared the third was a class friend.<|eor|><|sor|>Was thinking in java and suddenly C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Phoenix_Sage | dwoo7av | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>He should have protected his letter<|eor|><|sor|>Then his children could read it too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ka-knife | dwoppzf | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>He should have protected his letter<|eor|><|sor|>Then his children could read it too<|eor|><|sor|>Hopefully his children would also be derived from the crush, so it would be kinda sweet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PfhorShark | dwo5rha | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>They can't because they are a child<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Raizken | dwp4m5m | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>That snake is going to let anybody read it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | saeedgnu | dwptpi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The second student then told a third student outside the class. After the first protested, the second declared the third was a class friend.<|eor|><|sor|>Or the next class is a Physics class where they would say: being able to see something has nothing to do with it being private<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CSKING444 | dxubay4 | <|sols|><|sot|>On a software engineering test<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2h9hpv27vfp01.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first time I *slapped* my forehead this hard in this subreddit
This was horrendous. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _McGEE | lcsf03 | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,284 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flannel_Man_ | gm1scoc | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>I havent laughed out loud for a joke on this sub in a long time. Thank you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MrCreeper1008 | gm1tkgk | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>```
class MyClass {
innit() {}
}
```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _McGEE | gm1se6k | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>I havent laughed out loud for a joke on this sub in a long time. Thank you.<|eor|><|soopr|>Cheerio mate<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | gm230xo | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>```
class MyClass {
innit() {}
}
```<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed formatting.](https://np.reddit.com/r/backtickbot/comments/lct6ot/httpsnpredditcomrprogrammerdadjokescommentslcsf03b/)
Hello, MrCreeper1008: code blocks using triple backticks (\`\`\`) don't work on all versions of Reddit!
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To fix this, **indent every line with 4 spaces** instead.
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ProgrammerDadJokes | Wizarth | gm3ib7f | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|> colour = blue;
What do you mean, undefined variable? Bollocks.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JFTC | gm3oeze | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>Oh man, you owe me a keyboard, mine's in coffee now.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | audigex | gm4rn6x | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>Actual Brits writing code
- types colour
- hits backspace 2x
- types r<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 3and20chars | gm3x1dc | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>I havent laughed out loud for a joke on this sub in a long time. Thank you.<|eor|><|soopr|>Cheerio mate<|eoopr|><|sor|>Here, take my biscuit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | gm3piur | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>```
class MyClass {
innit() {}
}
```<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed formatting.](https://np.reddit.com/r/backtickbot/comments/lct6ot/httpsnpredditcomrprogrammerdadjokescommentslcsf03b/)
Hello, MrCreeper1008: code blocks using triple backticks (\`\`\`) don't work on all versions of Reddit!
Some users see [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gm1tkgk.png) / [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gm1tkgk.html) instead.
To fix this, **indent every line with 4 spaces** instead.
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^(You can opt out by replying with backtickopt6 to this comment.)<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the broken versions of Reddit need to change, rather than blame the user?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, reddit needs to change but when you write a comment you aren't the user. The readers are the users. Take your own advice and don't blame the users. We just want to see working code blocks<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure the people writing comments are users.
The burden of fixing this issue doesnt lie with the commenters. A Reddit user does not have responsibility for the interface used by other users. I dont know if you wrote your comment on the desktop site, or mobile site, or official mobile app, or Apollo, or Bacon, or Blue. Nor do I care.
The burden of fixing this issue lies with the developers of the interfaces where code blocks are broken. If an app claims to provide a complete Reddit experience, then they must provide a complete implementation of Reddits markdown. Three back ticks for a code block are pretty common in Markdown, certainly not unique to Reddit. Its not a users fault (either commenter or reader) if that expectation isnt met by a small subset of interfaces.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JmbFountain | gm38iyw | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>So that's what's located at /etc/init.d/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gm2mg5i | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>```
class MyClass {
innit() {}
}
```<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed formatting.](https://np.reddit.com/r/backtickbot/comments/lct6ot/httpsnpredditcomrprogrammerdadjokescommentslcsf03b/)
Hello, MrCreeper1008: code blocks using triple backticks (\`\`\`) don't work on all versions of Reddit!
Some users see [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gm1tkgk.png) / [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gm1tkgk.html) instead.
To fix this, **indent every line with 4 spaces** instead.
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^(You can opt out by replying with backtickopt6 to this comment.)<|eor|><|sor|>Bad bot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | crjnge | gntj1qb | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>? pls<|eor|><|sor|>I feel there is something funny but I don't get the joke. Would like to<|eor|><|sor|>init = often the first thing you write in your code. Its a shortening of initial and it essentially labels the bit that you run at the start where you define variables, set pins etc etc
innit = something British people stereotypically say at the end of a sentence. We basically use it as a shortening of isnt it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReallyNeededANewName | gm3puba | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>```
class MyClass {
innit() {}
}
```<|eor|><|sor|>[Fixed formatting.](https://np.reddit.com/r/backtickbot/comments/lct6ot/httpsnpredditcomrprogrammerdadjokescommentslcsf03b/)
Hello, MrCreeper1008: code blocks using triple backticks (\`\`\`) don't work on all versions of Reddit!
Some users see [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gm1tkgk.png) / [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gm1tkgk.html) instead.
To fix this, **indent every line with 4 spaces** instead.
[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/backtickbot/wiki/index)
^(You can opt out by replying with backtickopt6 to this comment.)<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the broken versions of Reddit need to change, rather than blame the user?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, reddit needs to change but when you write a comment you aren't the user. The readers are the users. Take your own advice and don't blame the users. We just want to see working code blocks<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure the people writing comments are users.
The burden of fixing this issue doesnt lie with the commenters. A Reddit user does not have responsibility for the interface used by other users. I dont know if you wrote your comment on the desktop site, or mobile site, or official mobile app, or Apollo, or Bacon, or Blue. Nor do I care.
The burden of fixing this issue lies with the developers of the interfaces where code blocks are broken. If an app claims to provide a complete Reddit experience, then they must provide a complete implementation of Reddits markdown. Three back ticks for a code block are pretty common in Markdown, certainly not unique to Reddit. Its not a users fault (either commenter or reader) if that expectation isnt met by a small subset of interfaces.<|eor|><|sor|>We're not talking about apps, we're talking about classic desktop reddit.
And I didn't say commenters aren't users, I said they're not *the* user in this context<|eor|><|sor|>Oh so now you expect users to support an old, deprecated interface that even the developers dont update anymore?
Come on man, youre losing the plot.<|eor|><|sor|>That's literally the entire point. That they aren't using it despite it still being the main reddit platform for most users<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlainS46 | gm3qa6p | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>/r/uwotm8<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LOLayto | gm3ms4r | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>This is the best thing Ive seen all week<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | gm5u75l | <|soss|><|sot|>British people writing code be all like<|eot|><|sost|>__init__<|eost|><|sor|>Oh man, you owe me a keyboard, mine's in coffee now.<|eor|><|sor|>But what about tea?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | survivalking4 | azdpub | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,276 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Title2ImageBot | ei750kt | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now that's clever.
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ProgrammerDadJokes | blazingKazama | ei74bvd | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Smartest click bait till the date.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IchWillRingen | ei7ct3b | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for pointing it out!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | El_Impresionante | ei7cr7m | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|> i = 1
while(i--)
print("It works")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iimorbiid | ei7ysop | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is pretty new to programming can you correct me if I'm wrong but does this program just set counter to 0, and when run it says "it works" but then it adds 1 to the value making it false and "breaks" (ending the program)?
Edit: I read it again and realized I was wrong and now I am lost..
Edit2: ONCE IN A WHILE, I GET IT
Edit3: So it sets it to 0, loop starts and adds 1 and it prints 'it works' then adds 1 (so it's 2 now) and program breaks, right? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nerd_of_gods | ei79btg | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now that's clever.
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Fork of TitleToImageBot<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jonno_FTW | ei7lli5 | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>It works more than once because of arithmetic overflow!<|eor|><|sor|>Please read the code carefully and consider what happens when counter is 2. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Redstoner | ei79ynh | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now that's clever.
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Fork of TitleToImageBot<|eor|><|sor|>What a cool bot, haven't seen this one yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | s4lsaa | ei80luv | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is pretty new to programming can you correct me if I'm wrong but does this program just set counter to 0, and when run it says "it works" but then it adds 1 to the value making it false and "breaks" (ending the program)?
Edit: I read it again and realized I was wrong and now I am lost..
Edit2: ONCE IN A WHILE, I GET IT
Edit3: So it sets it to 0, loop starts and adds 1 and it prints 'it works' then adds 1 (so it's 2 now) and program breaks, right? <|eor|><|sor|>Edit3 is correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PapoochCZ | ei8givo | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|> i = 1
while(i--)
print("It works")<|eor|><|sor|>Underflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | El_Impresionante | ei9tlsy | <|sols|><|sot|>It works once in a while<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c0j21kz449l21.png<|eol|><|sor|> i = 1
while(i--)
print("It works")<|eor|><|sor|>Underflow.<|eor|><|sor|>No.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RealityClash | 9unf0x | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,206 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | e95jtwt | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, Manning had to write the whole thing on their own while there were two Albaharis writing the first book. Of course they will get twice the work done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | e95ljs5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, Manning had to write the whole thing on their own while there were two Albaharis writing the first book. Of course they will get twice the work done.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss this book is taking too long to write.
More authors!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dacia_1310 | e95p5nq | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that "Java in a nutshell" book which was about 5000 pages long<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LastStar007 | e95wak4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of](https://i.redd.it/h7nt4keyd7oy.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LastStar007 | e969zux | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of](https://i.redd.it/h7nt4keyd7oy.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Why is that book so thick?<|eor|><|sor|>The one on the right? Good question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alexadros2311 | e96avqr | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, Manning had to write the whole thing on their own while there were two Albaharis writing the first book. Of course they will get twice the work done.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss this book is taking too long to write.
More authors!<|eor|><|sor|>Author.clone();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ryuhyoko | e96gdfr | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, Manning had to write the whole thing on their own while there were two Albaharis writing the first book. Of course they will get twice the work done.<|eor|><|sor|>"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." Fred Brooks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bitnissendk | e95wtuy | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I guess it shows that the learning curve is high, but once you got it, getting in deep is much easier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IAmTaka_VG | e96771b | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of](https://i.redd.it/h7nt4keyd7oy.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Why is that book so thick?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nchntrz | e962iz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean it's just an absurdly enormous nutshell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | numma_cway | e96baep | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean it's just an absurdly enormous nutshell.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a coconut shell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ArquielAeon | e96ka1y | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of](https://i.redd.it/h7nt4keyd7oy.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Why is that book so thick?<|eor|><|sor|>Dependancies <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cbbuntz | e96qszp | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haven't you ever heard that less is more?
Given the axioms:
(a b) (a > b)
(b a) (b > a)
(a > b) (b a)
(b > a) (a b)
We know that either (a b) or (b a) is always true
But since less is more,
(a b) (b a)
(b a) (a b)
From this, we can show that:
1. Either (a b) or (b a) must always be true
2. If one is true, then the inverse is also true.
Both are always true
Further, we can conclude that
if (a <= b) && (b <= a)
is a tautology, and as such, it may be omitted without altering functionality.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DenisonVvV | e97eigt | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I guess it shows that the learning curve is high, but once you got it, getting in deep is much easier.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what he said?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cbbuntz | e96sstx | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haven't you ever heard that less is more?
Given the axioms:
(a b) (a > b)
(b a) (b > a)
(a > b) (b a)
(b > a) (a b)
We know that either (a b) or (b a) is always true
But since less is more,
(a b) (b a)
(b a) (a b)
From this, we can show that:
1. Either (a b) or (b a) must always be true
2. If one is true, then the inverse is also true.
Both are always true
Further, we can conclude that
if (a <= b) && (b <= a)
is a tautology, and as such, it may be omitted without altering functionality.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you and your probably correct logic<|eor|><|sor|>Narrator: It's not.
The second point on the syllogism is a contradiction.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squintero | e9y8wi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of](https://i.redd.it/h7nt4keyd7oy.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>To be frank... Javascript the good parts is a garbage Javascript book.<|eor|><|sor|>Hi Frank<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrogTrainer | e96wlcj | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well if John Skeet's writing style is like his stack overflow posts, he hates fluff and wants to get right to the point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | orospakr | e95tirt | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Username checks out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IAmTaka_VG | e96b7ns | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel like one of these books is misleading me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rk56k7geuow11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of](https://i.redd.it/h7nt4keyd7oy.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Why is that book so thick?<|eor|><|sor|>The one on the right? Good question.<|eor|><|sor|>My thoughts exactly. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | mg58ut | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,128 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Optimusskyler | gsr9c66 | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>This is why I joined this sub<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | frxstrem | gsreocz | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i can't beat that.<|eor|><|sor|> for(int that = 0; that < len; that++)
indeed something feels a bit off with that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NKY5223 | gsry5u3 | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i can't beat that.<|eor|><|sor|> for(int that = 0; that < len; that++)
indeed something feels a bit off with that<|eor|><|sor|>i can't beat this?<|eor|><|sor|>*javascript breaks*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ziltoid_ | gsrmhcz | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>Did all in favor say i?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | valschermjager | gss2ds0 | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i used to use i, j, k for embedded loops.
then i saw somewhere someone using i, ii, and iii, and Ive done it that way since.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lucasreta | gsvamyn | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>This is why I joined this sub<|eor|><|sor|>This is why j joined as well<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IamImposter | gss0yja | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>jk<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | frederikja | gst0zpf | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i can't beat that.<|eor|><|sor|> for(int that = 0; that < len; that++)
indeed something feels a bit off with that<|eor|><|sor|>i can't beat this?<|eor|><|sor|>*javascript breaks*<|eor|><|sor|>Or most other modern c syntaxx languages<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glupingane | gssngr7 | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i used to use i, j, k for embedded loops.
then i saw somewhere someone using i, ii, and iii, and Ive done it that way since.<|eor|><|sor|>But do you do iv or iiii for the fourth loop? (shouldn't be needed very often though)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
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