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ProgrammerDadJokes | glupingane | gssp8xg | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i used to use i, j, k for embedded loops.
then i saw somewhere someone using i, ii, and iii, and Ive done it that way since.<|eor|><|sor|>But do you do iv or iiii for the fourth loop? (shouldn't be needed very often though)<|eor|><|sor|>No man or living has ever returned from that deep to tell the tale.<|eor|><|sor|>I've done it a couple times working on a 4D game. Although, in that context, using x, y, z, and w makes much more sense<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | random_cat_owner | gsu440m | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>this took way too long for me to get, i suddenly feel very old
oldschool x'er here
tahh! all you javascipt youngsters! with your silly loop variable names! in my days you had to go all the way to the end of the alphabet and then backtrack 2 letters, on foot, in the rain and uphill, just to start your first loop!
tssssk, ninth letter in the alphabet? no dedication, i tell you, NO dedication!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WaraWalrus | gss9fi9 | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>Dear lord... the perfect programmer Dad joke...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | gsv0f4l | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i can't beat that.<|eor|><|sor|> for(int that = 0; that < len; that++)
indeed something feels a bit off with that<|eor|><|sor|>for(int _ = 0; _ < x_x; _++)
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rithari | gssfelq | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i used to use i, j, k for embedded loops.
then i saw somewhere someone using i, ii, and iii, and Ive done it that way since.<|eor|><|sor|>I shall follow this convention now<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | gsshxey | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i used to use i, j, k for embedded loops.
then i saw somewhere someone using i, ii, and iii, and Ive done it that way since.<|eor|><|sor|>I use i, i2, i3, a, b, c<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Astrokiwi | gst9c8e | <|soss|><|sot|>our team had a debate about best names for looping variables.<|eot|><|sost|>i won.<|eost|><|sor|>i used to use i, j, k for embedded loops.
then i saw somewhere someone using i, ii, and iii, and Ive done it that way since.<|eor|><|sor|>Use ii,jj,kk, then it's easier to search etc<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MistakesNeededMaking | bjep13 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I look at a person's laptop in a coffee shop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ix55cfpwbiv21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LMGN | em7klc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I look at a person's laptop in a coffee shop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ix55cfpwbiv21.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL = Self Signed Lertificate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | citewiki | em7kwtb | <|sols|><|sot|>When I look at a person's laptop in a coffee shop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ix55cfpwbiv21.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL = Self Signed Lertificate<|eor|><|sor|>Good thing we have TLS now.<|eor|><|sor|>T-pose Lertificate Signing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | patrick96MC | em7kvqe | <|sols|><|sot|>When I look at a person's laptop in a coffee shop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ix55cfpwbiv21.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL = Self Signed Lertificate<|eor|><|sor|>Good thing we have TLS now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LMGN | em7n6to | <|sols|><|sot|>When I look at a person's laptop in a coffee shop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ix55cfpwbiv21.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL = Self Signed Lertificate<|eor|><|sor|>Good thing we have TLS now.<|eor|><|sor|>Telf Ligned Sertificate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | n15qbn | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 1,006 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gwavjqw | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>Take this upvote and get out. Now.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neurohero | gwb4rxe | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>More than that. It's cool 0-F.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aarondburk | gwd0lzv | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>So -5?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | gwbs739 | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>I believe you mean `C001 AF`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | valschermjager | gwazs41 | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>sigh... \[eyeroll emoji\]
points.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | gwd458m | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>So -5?<|eor|><|soopr|>LOL. Best response so far.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | gwbqkev | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>DEADBEEF<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheJohnSB | gwb2clv | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>As a Controls Developer: fuck you. Have my upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Omnighost | gwel8he | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get this one<|eor|><|sor|>The letters from A to F (inclusive) make up the extra symbols needed for the hexadecimal number system to have 16 single-digit numbers:
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F
We can signify a range of numbers quickly by using a dash/hyphen/whatever-you-like-to-call-the-symbol-I'm-using-here-instead-of-a-space. "He owes me like 10-15 dollars."
Apologies if this has been a bit patronising so far considering the sub we're in. I prefer not to assume.
"Thats cool af" is often how people will shorten the phrase "That's cool as fuck."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beliriel | gwcxei4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>DEADBEEF<|eor|><|sor|>BAD FAD<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KingJon-nojgniK | gxs1yqd | <|soss|><|sot|>Working with hexadecimal is cool A-F.<|eot|><|sost|>Edit: thanks for the silver!<|eost|><|sor|>More than that. It's cool 0-F.<|eor|><|sor|>0-Fs given...<|eor|><|sor|>I hope you Accumulate many upvotes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DJDyel | 7ay8bx | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 926 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kennebel | dpdpdvk | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>(high five)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cacho_Tognax | dpdqlip | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>while in the case you just send hundreds of CV's and you find a job with one, that's being passed by copy.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jghgjb790 | dpdxtqq | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>while in the case you just send hundreds of CV's and you find a job with one, that's being passed by copy.<|eor|><|sor|>And if you just get hired because you have a really good skill set, thats being passed by value. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DJDyel | dpdysi5 | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Are you saying they could come back changed?<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean if the interview goes bad enough, yeah.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | dpdyksp | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Are you saying they could come back changed?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DJDyel | dpe4b6b | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>And the variable that the pointer points to is said to be passed "by reference", rather than the alternative "by value".<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tyler11223344 | dpeqn62 | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer gets an interview because of a reccomendation, are they being passed by reference?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>while in the case you just send hundreds of CV's and you find a job with one, that's being passed by copy.<|eor|><|sor|>You probably shouldn't send CVs, I don't think they would appreciate having volatile applications everywhere, sounds dangerous<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LetThereBeNick | mrhbd6 | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 875 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | freak_dessert2 | gumd1ah | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Wow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shhalahr | gumlbjp | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>That kind of bite, is more of a Programmer Uncle Joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alexr666 | gumflud | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Oof. /r/jesuschristreddit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kyn21kx | gun36in | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Holy fucking shit... But also, very nice joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kinglink | gumoro1 | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Oof. Black Comedy.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | crazylegs888 | guml6az | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>These are the jokes we need.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | einstein908 | gumm5ha | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Okay that actually made me laugh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | grufkork | gun3n5k | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Ouch >_> funny, but bit too soon<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SecretPoodle | gumwvqt | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Holy shit, this is good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fforde_thinking | gund6e3 | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>While I appreciate the programming joke, I can't tell which party it implies has the condition.
One is social commentary, one is racism
EDIT: definitely the shooter has the race condition, as the 'in_holster' variable belongs to them<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontForgetWilson | guots9m | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>That is a phenomenally good joke that is a bit too raw for my taste.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jherazob | gupd73j | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/1GcE7PE.gifv<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reverendsteveii | guq8pbe | <|soss|><|sot|>When `in_holster` updates from `taser` to `gun` after you decided to shoot<|eot|><|sost|>Youve probably got a race condition.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm torn between angry and impressed. You touched on some really gross shit but you did it really deftly.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Oh_yeeah | b1s3zg | <|sols|><|sot|>Just received<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qyv47pwm9hm21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 829 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JustSkillfull | eintvly | <|sols|><|sot|>Just received<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qyv47pwm9hm21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Lan down under](https://i.imgur.com/wnJO9Ow.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | eiod1b1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just received<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qyv47pwm9hm21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>There is a song called land down under about Australia.<|eor|><|sor|>well that explain a lot<|eor|><|sor|>[For reference](https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neelsg | 7p0agv | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 824 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AskMeIfImAReptiloid | dsdlq3f | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|>["Hip", "Hip"]
Hip, Hip array<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Houdiniman111 | dseiqni | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|>In some languages a string can already be used as an array<|eor|><|sor|>In some languages, strings *are* arrays. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | dsdma4j | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|>Oh good grief.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yzRPhu | dsf306u | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|>["Hip", "Hip"]
Hip, Hip array<|eor|><|sor|>We need a [hip hop array](https://g.co/kgs/78Xda3). <|eor|><|sor|>[hip, hop]<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TominatorBE | dsdtc6i | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|>In some languages a string can already be used as an array<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fahrenheitrkg | dsdulcr | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|> char cStr[9];
cStr[0] ='S';
cStr[1] ='u';
cStr[2] ='n';
cStr[3] ='s';
cStr[4] ='h';
cStr[5] ='i';
cStr[6] ='n';
cStr[7] ='e';
cStr[8] ='\0';
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Periapsis_ | dsfeaw1 | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|> char cStr[9];
cStr[0] ='S';
cStr[1] ='u';
cStr[2] ='n';
cStr[3] ='s';
cStr[4] ='h';
cStr[5] ='i';
cStr[6] ='n';
cStr[7] ='e';
cStr[8] ='\0';
<|eor|><|sor|> letters="sunhie"
word=(0,1,2,0,3,4,2,5)
for i in word:
print(letters[i],end="")<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Metallkiller | dsdy2gq | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|> char cStr[9];
cStr[0] ='S';
cStr[1] ='u';
cStr[2] ='n';
cStr[3] ='s';
cStr[4] ='h';
cStr[5] ='i';
cStr[6] ='n';
cStr[7] ='e';
cStr[8] ='\0';
<|eor|><|sor|>//get those magic numbers out of here!
var str = 'sunshine';
var ch_array = [];
for(var str_itor = 0; str_itor < str.length; str_itor++){
ch_array.push(str[str_itor]);
}<|eor|><|sor|>How is sunshine a single character?
Also
char* str = "Sunshine";<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Metallkiller | dsenfnb | <|soss|><|sot|>['S','u','n','s','h','i','n','e']<|eot|><|sost|>Array of sunshine<|eost|><|sor|> char cStr[9];
cStr[0] ='S';
cStr[1] ='u';
cStr[2] ='n';
cStr[3] ='s';
cStr[4] ='h';
cStr[5] ='i';
cStr[6] ='n';
cStr[7] ='e';
cStr[8] ='\0';
<|eor|><|sor|>//get those magic numbers out of here!
var str = 'sunshine';
var ch_array = [];
for(var str_itor = 0; str_itor < str.length; str_itor++){
ch_array.push(str[str_itor]);
}<|eor|><|sor|>How is sunshine a single character?
Also
char* str = "Sunshine";<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry JavaScript. Single and Double Quotes are treated the same.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, TIL.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | toothlessblue | 9cqv4u | <|soss|><|sot|>Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.<|eot|><|sost|>​<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 811 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Oswamano | e5cp15d | <|soss|><|sot|>Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.<|eot|><|sost|>​<|eost|><|sor|>I actually laughed at this, good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gork1rogues | e5cykz0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.<|eot|><|sost|>​<|eost|><|sor|>Technically true... My background may be dark, but my code is light.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AFrostNova | e5dvhvv | <|soss|><|sot|>Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.<|eot|><|sost|>​<|eost|><|sor|>Technically true... My background may be dark, but my code is light.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That is why I have a army green background with dark purple text <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aryzen | e5d8mdy | <|soss|><|sot|>Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.<|eot|><|sost|>​<|eost|><|sor|>Technically true... My background may be dark, but my code is light.<|eor|><|sor|>Poetry.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Grandmaster_Caladrel | e5d89jv | <|soss|><|sot|>Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.<|eot|><|sost|>​<|eost|><|sor|>I like this one. It's more of a dad joke than most. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | battlemage64 | e5daur0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Developers use dark IDE themes because bugs are attracted to the light.<|eot|><|sost|>​<|eost|><|sor|>r/CSShowerThoughts<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | malupaural | ce6c5m | <|sols|><|sot|>An interesting title<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ibgr1l6xqra31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Skrubaso | eu0yat2 | <|sols|><|sot|>An interesting title<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ibgr1l6xqra31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>its supposed to imply that the joke is bad, and only the one who says it founds it funny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gfaster | eu058od | <|sols|><|sot|>An interesting title<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ibgr1l6xqra31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Python is a higher level language than C, for example in C, you can do arithmetic with memory addresses, something completely unheard of in python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | christianarg | eu2ms1h | <|sols|><|sot|>An interesting title<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ibgr1l6xqra31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Funny , but why dinosaurs?<|eor|><|sor|>It's just a meme template<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ChihuahuaJedi | apuoo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jge45 | egbez3l | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a GOTO statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gamefreq0 | egbc1eu | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If he stays out long enough, the stack might get smashed... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | This_Is_Tartar | egbmq7w | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a GOTO statement<|eor|><|sor|>If you say the note is a function, then it's recursive, since it calls itself based on an exit condition<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dickdemodickmarcinko | egbmvn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a GOTO statement<|eor|><|sor|>If you say the note is a function, then it's recursive, since it calls itself based on an exit condition<|eor|><|sor|>Tail recursive functions often get unrolled as loops, so technically it might still be a loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | clarketta | egbhh3n | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The programmer dad version of the "going out for a pack of smokes". Plz come home soon dad <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jwillywonkas | egblgau | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean it's got a base case and a default case and calls itself. Looks like recursion to me. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jbiserkov | egbvnbn | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recursion is not just fucking looping, people, come on<|eor|><|sor|>It basically is. But a method calling itself based on an exit condition is as classic of an example of recursion as you can make. <|eor|><|sor|>Yep, this is why if you functional programming styles don't use loops and instead use recursion, because they are in many ways interchangeable.<|eor|><|sor|>All looping is recursion, not all recursion is looping. For example recursion on a tree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DestroyerOfWombs | egbn6c3 | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recursion is not just fucking looping, people, come on<|eor|><|sor|>It basically is. But a method calling itself based on an exit condition is as classic of an example of recursion as you can make. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | disgr4ce | egbl55i | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recursion is not just fucking looping, people, come on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wasmachien | egbr0rh | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean it's got a base case and a default case and calls itself. Looks like recursion to me. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm not convinced. If it said "If I'm not back now" I would agree, but since it says "in a couple of hours", the reader would probably read until the end, and then start again. So no recursion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jwillywonkas | egbz97u | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean it's got a base case and a default case and calls itself. Looks like recursion to me. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm not convinced. If it said "If I'm not back now" I would agree, but since it says "in a couple of hours", the reader would probably read until the end, and then start again. So no recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>class Spouse {
var husband = Husband()
func lookForHusband() {
Disqueue.main.asyncAfter(.now() + (2 * 60 * 60)) {
if husband.isBack {
print("Welcome home!")
} else {
self.lookForHusband()
}
}
}
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | egd0bfx | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a GOTO statement<|eor|><|sor|>If you say the note is a function, then it's recursive, since it calls itself based on an exit condition<|eor|><|sor|>Tail recursive functions often get unrolled as loops, so technically it might still be a loop<|eor|><|sor|>If you optimize it right, you should hope it does/is!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | onthefence928 | egccokf | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recursion is not just fucking looping, people, come on<|eor|><|sor|>It basically is. But a method calling itself based on an exit condition is as classic of an example of recursion as you can make. <|eor|><|sor|>Yep, this is why if you functional programming styles don't use loops and instead use recursion, because they are in many ways interchangeable.<|eor|><|sor|>All looping is recursion, not all recursion is looping. For example recursion on a tree.<|eor|><|sor|>however, IIRC all recursion can be implemented iteratively, but not every iterative algo can be recursive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | raiderrobert | egbsjj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>And here we see an example of Recursion in action.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48zccekps5g21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Recursion is not just fucking looping, people, come on<|eor|><|sor|>It basically is. But a method calling itself based on an exit condition is as classic of an example of recursion as you can make. <|eor|><|sor|>Yep, this is why if you functional programming styles don't use loops and instead use recursion, because they are in many ways interchangeable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | pbp5ya | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | al_spaggiari | hae07bv | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>The backdoor<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | hae56fh | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>`some/directory/police# cd ../`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Robert7301201 | hafwn95 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>`some/directory/police# cd ../`<|eor|><|sor|>```
bash: cd ..: No such file or directory
```<|eor|><|sor|>This is not a valid output, since the user is obviously not in root.<|eor|><|sor|>Little do you know the police aliased cd to echo "bash: cd ..: No such file or directory"
While you sit there confused the police storm in and arrest you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DrMrJekyll | hadtp90 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Michax_Gaming | hafpmmj | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>`some/directory/police# cd ../`<|eor|><|sor|>```
bash: cd ..: No such file or directory
```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mind_overflow | haevsxc | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>rm -rf police/<|eor|><|sor|>`sudo fd police / -x rm -rf`<|eor|><|sor|>he is speaking the language of gods<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Andernerd | hadv3ir | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>For a moment there I thought this was a low effort attempt to learn to hack with one easy trick. Instead, I laughed. Very nice.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | whitexwine | haegda4 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>rm -rf police/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mirsella | haeo2xx | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>rm -rf police/<|eor|><|sor|>`sudo fd police / -x rm -rf`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | hafh5s9 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>Should have been "\the police"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | numerousblocks | hafz7fk | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>`some/directory/police# cd ../`<|eor|><|sor|>```
bash: cd ..: No such file or directory
```<|eor|><|sor|>This is not a valid output, since the user is obviously not in root.<|eor|><|sor|>`..` of `/` is valid, its just `/` again.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | hagc6fb | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>`some/directory/police# cd ../`<|eor|><|sor|>```
bash: cd ..: No such file or directory
```<|eor|><|sor|>This is not a valid output, since the user is obviously not in root.<|eor|><|sor|>Little do you know the police aliased cd to echo "bash: cd ..: No such file or directory"
While you sit there confused the police storm in and arrest you.<|eor|><|sor|>If this happened, believe it or not, the first thing I would try is `unalias cd`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | justwannabeloggedin | hafiedf | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>Should have been "\the police"<|eor|><|sor|>Personally I would leave the punchline the same but drop 'the' in the setup<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | hafpsu6 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do hackers escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>\police<|eost|><|sor|>`some/directory/police# cd ../`<|eor|><|sor|>```
bash: cd ..: No such file or directory
```<|eor|><|sor|>This is not a valid output, since the user is obviously not in root.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
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