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ProgrammerDadJokes
Ghoelian
andflm
<|sols|><|sot|>Found on Twitter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2jlzgzlvle21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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irth____
efszbtl
<|sols|><|sot|>Found on Twitter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2jlzgzlvle21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All right then, keep your secrets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fdagpigj
efshqoo
<|sols|><|sot|>Found on Twitter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q2jlzgzlvle21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>oh no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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CosminSem
kx4qp1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
665
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Bwob
gj8tytv
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>I have long believed that this is the best computer science joke/fact/whatever it is. The only other one that comes close, in my book, is the UDP joke. (And the problem with that one is that not e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BlackScreen7270
gj80gcr
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>?<|eor|><|sor|>25 decimal is in octal 31.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Obsidian-Phoenix
gj8ytug
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>I have long believed that this is the best computer science joke/fact/whatever it is. The only other one that comes close, in my book, is the UDP joke. (And the problem with that one is that not e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
superior_to_you
gj809ew
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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agreeableperson
gj923dq
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>I have long believed that this is the best computer science joke/fact/whatever it is. The only other one that comes close, in my book, is the UDP joke. (And the problem with that one is that not e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Friday_Thirteenth
gj8vr5p
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is as old as time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Scratchnsniff0
gj9qmls
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>I have long believed that this is the best computer science joke/fact/whatever it is. The only other one that comes close, in my book, is the UDP joke. (And the problem with that one is that not e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tehyosh
gj9925z
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is as old as time.<|eor|><|sor|>but not all programmers are as old as you. let people have their fun<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
salocin_Hatter
gj89ljc
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>Damn... take my upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lillobby6
gjacq7m
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>I have long believed that this is the best computer science joke/fact/whatever it is. The only other one that comes close, in my book, is the UDP joke. (And the problem with that one is that not e...
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RedUser03
gj8dk6f
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>Classic thats probably been around since the 60s lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Friday_Thirteenth
gj99cp3
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is as old as time.<|eor|><|sor|>but not all programmers are as old as you. let people have their fun<|eor|><|sor|>It was intended as a joke related to time. I like this joke, too.<|eor|><|...
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tehyosh
gj99o8x
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is as old as time.<|eor|><|sor|>but not all programmers are as old as you. let people have their fun<|eor|><|sor|>It was intended as a joke related to time. I like this joke, too.<|eor|><|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jsemzbrna
gj87pre
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This is so good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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christianarg
gjbui6s
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is as old as time.<|eor|><|sor|>but not all programmers are as old as you. let people have their fun<|eor|><|sor|>It was intended as a joke related to time. I like this joke, too.<|eor|><|...
11
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tehyosh
gj99015
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>?<|eor|><|sor|>\>>> oct(25) '0o31'<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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northrupthebandgeek
gj9f19r
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This definitely sheds some light on Jack Skellington's day job.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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tehyosh
gjbydo7
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is as old as time.<|eor|><|sor|>but not all programmers are as old as you. let people have their fun<|eor|><|sor|>It was intended as a joke related to time. I like this joke, too.<|eor|><|...
8
ProgrammerDadJokes
TheTrueSeek
gjbi5br
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is as old as time.<|eor|><|sor|>So approximately 51 years and a few weeks old?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ScizorRed
82ripu
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
651
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loki444
dvcufxz
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>Jeez, I read this as, "how long does a poop last?" Came here to say that it depends on whether you are at work or not. Sorry about this. I'm going to go for my eye exam soon. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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3p1k5auc3
dvcbqbb
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be ++hah? Otherwise it would use the previous value of hah. Also, has it already been initialized before use?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
endreman0
dvcqdov
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be ++hah? Otherwise it would use the previous value of hah. Also, has it already been initialized before use?<|eor|><|sor|>he forgot a semicolon too, if he isn't coding in python<|eor|><|sor|>`hah++` is...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IllusionaryDream
dvcdq4z
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be ++hah? Otherwise it would use the previous value of hah. Also, has it already been initialized before use?<|eor|><|sor|>he forgot a semicolon too, if he isn't coding in python<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte...
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3p1k5auc3
dvcewym
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be ++hah? Otherwise it would use the previous value of hah. Also, has it already been initialized before use?<|eor|><|sor|>he forgot a semicolon too, if he isn't coding in python<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, you're...
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b1naryshad0w
dxuaijd
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>Jeez, I read this as, "how long does a poop last?" Came here to say that it depends on whether you are at work or not. Sorry about this. I'm going to go for my eye exam soon. <|eor|><|sor|>Can't c#?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
blindedtrickster
dvcnoxr
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be ++hah? Otherwise it would use the previous value of hah. Also, has it already been initialized before use?<|eor|><|sor|>he forgot a semicolon too, if he isn't coding in python<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, you're...
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im-pickle-riiicck
dvcevgc
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be ++hah? Otherwise it would use the previous value of hah. Also, has it already been initialized before use?<|eor|><|sor|>he forgot a semicolon too, if he isn't coding in python<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, you're...
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
MadSnipr
dx8y3yv
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does a loop last?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be ++hah? Otherwise it would use the previous value of hah. Also, has it already been initialized before use?<|eor|><|sor|>he forgot a semicolon too, if he isn't coding in python<|eor|><|sor|>`hah++` is...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
ker0jo
4vbgt6
<|soss|><|sot|>["hip","hip"]<|eot|><|sost|>hip hip array! x-post from r/programmerhumor<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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TaohRihze
d5x1ylt
<|soss|><|sot|>["hip","hip"]<|eot|><|sost|>hip hip array! x-post from r/programmerhumor<|eost|><|sor|>//Hip Replacement. array[0] = new String("hip");<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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SleepyHarry
d5y4zby
<|soss|><|sot|>["hip","hip"]<|eot|><|sost|>hip hip array! x-post from r/programmerhumor<|eost|><|sor|>Coffee snorted.<|eor|><|sor|>Try drinking it next time. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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5225225
d5xodz7
<|soss|><|sot|>["hip","hip"]<|eot|><|sost|>hip hip array! x-post from r/programmerhumor<|eost|><|sor|>that's a list fam (in python anyway) const char* hooray[] = {"hip", "hip"}; // a bit on-the-nose perhaps?<|eor|><|sor|>Python doesn't really have arrays. At least, not of strings, and you can't really do pointe...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
fgu8x5
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Bwob
fk8kgb0
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Is this a UDP joke? I didn't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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rk39096
fk75y4q
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I would tell you if I liked the joke, but I am unable to send the ACKnowledgement.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Fraun_Pollen
fk7t3xk
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Make sure to use SOAP!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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r_notfound
fk9t9c8
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I would tell you if I liked the joke, but I am unable to send the ACKnowledgement.<|eor|><|sor|>FINe.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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SerDuckOfPNW
fk9dgcu
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Is this a UDP joke? I didn't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't matter<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Rumpelruedi
fk7xzaq
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Nice, i subscribed to r/shittyaskscience as well<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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baconbrand
fk7q0hn
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>sTOP<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
grizwako
flqgukq
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Is this a UDP joke? I didn't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>If we repeat it couple of times, you might get it :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Heyitsmeagainduh
fk8skct
<|soss|><|sot|>Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Nice, i subscribed to r/shittyaskscience as well<|eor|><|sor|>It first appeared on r/programmerhumor around a month ago<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Meatmods
bmsi01
<|sols|><|sot|>Sigh... unzips<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/higadmhjjax21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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beomagi
emzaukm
<|sols|><|sot|>Sigh... unzips<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/higadmhjjax21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ohhh... Raaaarrr!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Meatmods
emzd52m
<|sols|><|sot|>Sigh... unzips<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/higadmhjjax21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ohhh... Raaaarrr!<|eor|><|soopr|>The trial that keeps on giving<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Oxtelans
emzxt7q
<|sols|><|sot|>Sigh... unzips<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/higadmhjjax21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ohhh... Raaaarrr!<|eor|><|soopr|>The trial that keeps on giving<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, I didnt have to pay for that thing?<|eor|><|sor|>RarLabs CEO: I'm not saying it's free, but it's free.<|eor|><|sor|>But companies using WinRAR...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nuclearslug
emzfaic
<|sols|><|sot|>Sigh... unzips<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/higadmhjjax21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ohhh... Raaaarrr!<|eor|><|soopr|>The trial that keeps on giving<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait, I didnt have to pay for that thing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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dm-0
emzz01y
<|sols|><|sot|>Sigh... unzips<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/higadmhjjax21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Days Installed: 1,039. Total Archives Opened: 645 I understand that I may only use WinZip for evaluation purposes.. Blah, blah, blah... I Agree *click* (Yes, I'm aware that icon is actually WinRAR)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
s1nical
kf5fpl
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
disgr4ce
gg70h58
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No, now hes a singleton.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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iamsooldithurts
gg6s8vg
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>She consumed the entire heap so you had to call garbage collection?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fuhrmanator
gg6wnb0
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>Don't worry, there's plenty of instances in the domain model.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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wiredscreen
gg6swic
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>Segmentation fault, core dumped?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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KraZhtest
gg8g5ke
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|> Object.assign("wife", {kitchen: 'cleanest', beer: true, timedelay: 0})<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried running this?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! But returns one of this async fancy Promi...
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KraZhtest
gg7pkfy
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|> Object.assign("wife", {kitchen: 'cleanest', beer: true, timedelay: 0})<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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AGI_69
gg8q0fd
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>Just tell her, she is syntactic sugar.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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qaisjp
gg7y0mu
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No, now hes a singleton.<|eor|><|sor|>And she is too at least momentarily<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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gimmebananachips
gg7m6u5
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>woah, you should make sure you don't indulge in such self destructor behaviour again<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ThrillHouseofMirth
gg7snhk
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>objects are first class citizens<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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LordViaderko
gg8mfyj
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>Tell her you are not treating her like an object, but like a template to create objects! Women like guys thinking responsibly about having children ; )<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftex...
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pitersk
gg70b51
<|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.<|eot|><|sost|>She felt like I treated her like an object.<|eost|><|sor|>Ryan used me as an object...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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EngineersAnon
ibp5uh
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fghjconner
g1xh8i3
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>That's a post increment, so it should return 18.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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EngineersAnon
g1xift2
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>That's a post increment, so it should return 18.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, but ++18 would spoil the joke.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
me_again
g1xmbir
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>Whereas --18 is an illegal reference<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IsopachWaffle
g1xazap
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>I laughed. karma++ to you<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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boredcircuits
g1xjj6s
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>Error: 18 is not an lvalue.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fghjconner
g1xinb2
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>That's a post increment, so it should return 18.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, but ++18 would spoil the joke.<|eoopr|><|sor|>True.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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rubaiyadoula
g1yi47l
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>Whereas --18 is an illegal reference<|eor|><|sor|>r/TheRealJoke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AussieHedgehogs
g1xlypi
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>Good. The r/jokes recently pissed me off<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Kikkass10
g1xqllv
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>Hahahaha I noticed the ++ a little late and it made me smile ++ Wholesome programmer 101<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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hughperman
g1zt8s1
<|soss|><|sot|>[Warning: 18++]<|eot|><|sost|>19 Blatantly ripped off from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iblapp/warning_18/).<|eost|><|sor|>That's a post increment, so it should return 18.<|eor|><|sor|>The post is an increment<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Einstine1984
wnk22y
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS
ik5kg7w
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Came here to complain about the lack of punchline, and then I got it lol. Very subtle, nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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danny_2604
ik69dia
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Jay came in close second<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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PyroCatt
ik75grv
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>For those who DO not get it, it might take a WHILE.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheForgetfulDev
ik6agnt
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Came here to complain about the lack of punchline, and then I got it lol. Very subtle, nice<|eor|><|sor|>Please explain Edit: ohhh... `i` get it. Ugh.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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daveime
ik763pd
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>i,j,k for general counters / loops r,c for row/col counters / loops x,y,z for coordinate counters/loops The vestigial remains of learning BASIC on a ZX81 still haunt my code 40 yea...
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Ixogamer
ik68c7k
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fuhrmanator
ik6y845
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[clone detected](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/mg58ut/our_team_had_a_debate_about_best_names_for/)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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tech6hutch
ik6z7u7
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[clone detected](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/mg58ut/our_team_had_a_debate_about_best_names_for/)<|eor|><|sor|>`i.clone()`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
_Cabbage_Corp_
ik6xrhm
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Go to r/programmerdadjokes and sort by top and oh wow there is the exact same post. Nice repost bro<|eor|><|sor|>1 year ago. I would wager that some people have joined the sun since ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Naeio_Galaxy
ik7hf76
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Go to r/programmerdadjokes and sort by top and oh wow there is the exact same post. Nice repost bro<|eor|><|sor|>1 year ago. I would wager that some people have joined the sun since ...
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SGH__
ik76lsn
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>For those who DO not get it, it might take a WHILE.<|eor|><|sor|>In C++ i use iterators, so I get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Naeio_Galaxy
ik7gxj8
<|soss|><|sot|>We had an argument about which variable name is the best for iterating over a loop and i won<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[clone detected](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/mg58ut/our_team_had_a_debate_about_best_names_for/)<|eor|><|sor|>`i.clone()`<|eor|><|sor|>Rust <|eor|><|eoss|><|e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
arun_bassoon
dbmsgi
<|sols|><|sot|>This joke has some complexity to it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0odulxxfdup31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Lhomme_Baguette
f2321em
<|sols|><|sot|>This joke has some complexity to it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0odulxxfdup31.png<|eol|><|sor|>badum tiss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Gladamas
f237khg
<|sols|><|sot|>This joke has some complexity to it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0odulxxfdup31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love the Ubuntu font<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Gornoo
51wqd2
<|soss|><|sot|>How did pirates collaborate before computers ?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier to pier networking<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Myzhka
d7foznc
<|soss|><|sot|>How did pirates collaborate before computers ?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier to pier networking<|eost|><|sor|>Thank you.. Hadn't even noticed it was in ProgrammerDadJokes so it came as a surprise :D<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EveningNewbs
d7g4xp1
<|soss|><|sot|>How did pirates collaborate before computers ?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier to pier networking<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>On the ARRRRRRPANET.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Hobi_Wan_Kenobi
d7fxxh9
<|soss|><|sot|>How did pirates collaborate before computers ?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier to pier networking<|eost|><|sor|>Thank you.. Hadn't even noticed it was in ProgrammerDadJokes so it came as a surprise :D<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't either. Groaning ensued.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Crezarius
d7guf7v
<|soss|><|sot|>How did pirates collaborate before computers ?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier to pier networking<|eost|><|sor|>What does a pirate use to burn their warez? CD-Rrrrrrrrrrs<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Jackeea
8q002p
<|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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RepostsAreBadMkay
e0fi2ba
<|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|sor|>C shark, anyone?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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