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ProgrammerDadJokes | Blocks_ | e0fefp1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|sor|>I C what you did there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | e0fkrhf | <|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|sor|>After the C jokes, I'm afraid to ask what's next, C++?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batman1177 | e0fpt0h | <|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|sor|>C shark, anyone?<|eor|><|sor|>Anything is better than a python. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sappylemon | e0h7j4m | <|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|sor|>C shark, anyone?<|eor|><|sor|>With .fishnet framework?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | e0fry2h | <|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|sor|>C shark, anyone?<|eor|><|sor|>Anything is better than a python. <|eor|><|sor|>Oi!
--A Python programmer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rubdos | e0h4jwj | <|soss|><|sot|>Microsoft's underwater data center is going to be holding lots of assembly language and other low-level languages.<|eot|><|sost|>Code that's all below C level...<|eost|><|sor|>After the C jokes, I'm afraid to ask what's next, C++?<|eor|><|sor|>The next civilization will use D<|eor|><|sor|>Rust. Because that's what you get on bare metal in water.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | papa_sabre | 9obdcs | <|sols|><|sot|>boomeRAM..!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r2u93lmm8bs11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Caninomancy | e7tk8j7 | <|sols|><|sot|>boomeRAM..!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r2u93lmm8bs11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is a *random* thing to do. How did you get *access* to so much RAM?<|eor|><|sor|>He downloaded them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thedblouis | e7tptzl | <|sols|><|sot|>boomeRAM..!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r2u93lmm8bs11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is a *random* thing to do. How did you get *access* to so much RAM?<|eor|><|sor|>He downloaded them.<|eor|><|sor|>[downloadmoreram.com](https://downloadmoreram.com)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KhorneSlaughter | e7t2h3f | <|sols|><|sot|>boomeRAM..!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r2u93lmm8bs11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate you! I hate you! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0xBA11 | 7feo19 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tfofurn | dqbpjaw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|sor|>Obligatory [relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/583/). <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0xBA11 | dqbauny | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|soopr|>I posted this joke over in /r/ProgrammerHumor today, and I only learned about this place just now<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Necrowizard | dqbcb6m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|sor|>I thought this was gonna be a 'penetration testing' joke...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0xBA11 | dqbdyll | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|soopr|>I posted this joke over in /r/ProgrammerHumor today, and I only learned about this place just now<|eoopr|><|soopr|>...and I love it here, 'cause I read the top of all time :)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ni_ni_wi_pri | dqbkul7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|sor|>I thought this was gonna be a 'penetration testing' joke...<|eor|><|sor|>My guess was something about unprotected pointers. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | money4gold | dqcig6x | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|sor|>Obligatory [relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/583/). <|eor|><|sor|>This is actually hilarious. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | dqco49i | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|sor|>I thought this was gonna be a 'penetration testing' joke...<|eor|><|sor|>My guess was something about unprotected pointers. <|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't work if you are a eunuchs programmer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | dqbwq1y | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|sor|>Obligatory [relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/583/). <|eor|><|sor|>Beat me to it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | van-dame | dqbxkj9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software testers have so many children? (xpost /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eot|><|sost|>because they're trained to reproduce mistakes<|eost|><|sor|>I thought this was gonna be a 'penetration testing' joke...<|eor|><|sor|>Real joke is always.. oh wait. This is not r/jokes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | N11Ordo | nqm41l | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UltimateKingCold | h0bjye6 | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>I hate you<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iwannasaythis | h0bmgaq | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>!downvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lukaseder | h0bqur9 | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>That's an !important joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I-_-DuNn0 | h0bniqw | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>I hate you<|eor|><|sor|>!hate*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dannyb_prodigy | h0djxyx | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so_funny<|eor|><|sor|>I know the compiler will optimize it out, but those extra negations are really ruining readability....<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Qaqueen73 | h0dyy3v | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>My husband has that shirt<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThePoulpator | h0dbwki | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so_funny<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dragosbeat | h0dat2d | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>I hate you<|eor|><|sor|>!hate*<|eor|><|sor|>!love\*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | h0du01o | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny because it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so_funny<|eor|><|sor|>I know the compiler will optimize it out, but those extra negations are really ruining readability....<|eor|><|sor|>And they bloat the source code<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | aig4lx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | llFLAWLESSll | eenk50q | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh, here's your upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | eeo0bp8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a stretch but I wanted to make a joke about garbage collection. (To 86 something means to throw it away in military parlance.)<|eor|><|soopr|>You'll be taking a RISC if you told that joke.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | eeo1tpl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a stretch but I wanted to make a joke about garbage collection. (To 86 something means to throw it away in military parlance.)<|eor|><|soopr|>You'll be taking a RISC if you told that joke.<|eoopr|><|sor|>You stop that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 2005732 | eenyvrx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a stretch but I wanted to make a joke about garbage collection. (To 86 something means to throw it away in military parlance.)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | eeo6owt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a stretch but I wanted to make a joke about garbage collection. (To 86 something means to throw it away in military parlance.)<|eor|><|soopr|>You'll be taking a RISC if you told that joke.<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might want to invest in some more POWERful puns.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know if he wants to take that RISC<|eor|><|sor|>If he did, though, he could SPARC a wonderful reddit moment.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | metaconcept | eeoi3w3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>The true joke is when you look at the [actual x86 instruction set.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X86\_instruction\_listings).
It is not a pretty instruction set. It contains instructions for manipulating ASCII and binary coded decimal.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | eeo2qep | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a stretch but I wanted to make a joke about garbage collection. (To 86 something means to throw it away in military parlance.)<|eor|><|soopr|>You'll be taking a RISC if you told that joke.<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might want to invest in some more POWERful puns.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | eeoe381 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a stretch but I wanted to make a joke about garbage collection. (To 86 something means to throw it away in military parlance.)<|eor|><|sor|>There was the ytcracker lyric:
> I x'd every 86, 86'd every ex, buffer overflow in every respect
but that is as close to a joke as I can get. It isn't very close.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | computergeek125 | eeof6ky | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does x86 have so many instructions?<|eot|><|sost|>Because having too few would be too RISC-y.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a stretch but I wanted to make a joke about garbage collection. (To 86 something means to throw it away in military parlance.)<|eor|><|soopr|>You'll be taking a RISC if you told that joke.<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might want to invest in some more POWERful puns.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know if he wants to take that RISC<|eor|><|sor|>If he did, though, he could SPARC a wonderful reddit moment.<|eor|><|sor|>Y'all are just ARMed with puns today<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | mbmstw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | grzoi3l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>It's how they edit Norse code.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gs03wop | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>It's how they edit Norse code.<|eor|><|sor|>`- .- -.- . / -- -.-- / ..- .--. ...- --- - .`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morse-bot | gs03xgc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>It's how they edit Norse code.<|eor|><|sor|>`- .- -.- . / -- -.-- / ..- .--. ...- --- - .`<|eor|><|sor|>Translated text:
take my upvote
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ProgrammerDadJokes | i_am_buzz_lightyear | grzm9cs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd... https://xkcd.com/378/
Edit: stolen joke? https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/mbiy67/its_how_they_edit_norse_code/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BenGuen | gs0xoz3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>It's how they edit Norse code.<|eor|><|sor|>`- .- -.- . / -- -.-- / ..- .--. ...- --- - .`<|eor|><|sor|>Translated text:
take my upvote
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ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | gs0qoo1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd... https://xkcd.com/378/
Edit: stolen joke? https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/mbiy67/its_how_they_edit_norse_code/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes are meant to be retold. The concept of a stolen joke is a bit silly imho. And telling or retelling a joke is also about context and timing and just remembering the joke at that time. That makes it your joke even if you retold it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IncapabilityBrown | grznf4r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd... https://xkcd.com/378/
Edit: stolen joke? https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/mbiy67/its_how_they_edit_norse_code/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share<|eor|><|sor|>[https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iq5oww/why\_are\_people\_from\_norway\_so\_good\_at\_editing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/iq5oww/why_are_people_from_norway_so_good_at_editing/) 6 months ago (presumably it's much older than that though).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | grzs5yz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd... https://xkcd.com/378/
Edit: stolen joke? https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/mbiy67/its_how_they_edit_norse_code/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share<|eor|><|soopr|>Darn that internet! Moves too fast<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | B0tRank | gs0xpl9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>It's how they edit Norse code.<|eor|><|sor|>`- .- -.- . / -- -.-- / ..- .--. ...- --- - .`<|eor|><|sor|>Translated text:
take my upvote
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ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | gs05nf3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>It's how they edit Norse code.<|eor|><|sor|>`- .- -.- . / -- -.-- / ..- .--. ...- --- - .`<|eor|><|sor|>While you're at it, [upvote the post I got it from.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/mbiy67/its_how_they_edit_norse_code/)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iris-my-case | gryutc7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Obligatory but emacs is superior comment.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I1I111I | grzbv93 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Obligatory but emacs is superior comment.<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory 'spacemacs is the best of both worlds' response<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | grzl5o1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>[lol ok](https://twitter.com/j_opdenakker/status/1374075366625705984?s=21)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gl2o2e | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fqv2bs5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Is it you Indiana Jones? Nice to meet you.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fatbeard_rh63 | fqv44yy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I was just gonna say "Cause professionals have standards" but then I saw the sub name as well<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fqwg6ve | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Dark theme is fine if you're a shady hacker developing a react app or a wordpress theme. For any serious business you need the professionalism that the light theme brings to the table.<|eor|><|soopr|>Is this comment a monkey lie?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes. I just can't resist bashing dark theme because people take it so seriously.<|eor|><|soopr|>That is fine. But I do hope your bash theme is at least dark.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fqwfv4i | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Dark theme is fine if you're a shady hacker developing a react app or a wordpress theme. For any serious business you need the professionalism that the light theme brings to the table.<|eor|><|soopr|>Is this comment a monkey lie?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Trout_Tickler | fqx32di | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Is it you Indiana Jones? Nice to meet you.<|eoopr|><|sor|>You chose your joke ... poorly.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fqwfymd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I was just gonna say "Cause professionals have standards" but then I saw the sub name as well<|eor|><|soopr|>It's just a silly joke. Both the themes are fine irl. But I personally prefer a dark theme.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | fqwg4g4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding?<|eot|><|sost|>Because light attracts bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Dark theme is fine if you're a shady hacker developing a react app or a wordpress theme. For any serious business you need the professionalism that the light theme brings to the table.<|eor|><|soopr|>Is this comment a monkey lie?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes. I just can't resist bashing dark theme because people take it so seriously.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MistakesNeededMaking | ax4ida | <|sols|><|sot|>Found on an Ask Reddit thread. The question was `What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives?`<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/omceh9eb32k21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dan6erbond | ehr97qd | <|sols|><|sot|>Found on an Ask Reddit thread. The question was `What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives?`<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/omceh9eb32k21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks for not censoring the names. Now I can go LMAO at that thread.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EU_President | ehrpgd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found on an Ask Reddit thread. The question was `What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives?`<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/omceh9eb32k21.png<|eol|><|sor|>162 upvotes, 1 comment. Guess you guys don't like commenting much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZioCain | ehrt8o2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found on an Ask Reddit thread. The question was `What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives?`<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/omceh9eb32k21.png<|eol|><|sor|>162 upvotes, 1 comment. Guess you guys don't like commenting much.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd like to comment something to improve the list of jokes in the pictures, but can't think of any<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MistakesNeededMaking | ehrqzo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found on an Ask Reddit thread. The question was `What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives?`<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/omceh9eb32k21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks for not censoring the names. Now I can go LMAO at that thread.<|eor|><|soopr|>Youre welcome. Its an amazing thread. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | pwe7rk | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nerdmor | hegp6t5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and get out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | coffa_cuppee | hehce43 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|sor|>Well done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hek7tks | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope they ban you from the internet forever.<|eor|><|soopr|>They'll have to deport me to USBekistan.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cstmth | heh9ru9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and get out<|eor|><|sor|>r/AngryUpvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | heh1z79 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|sor|>_Uuuuuuuuuugh_<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | hek5tbh | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope they ban you from the internet forever.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kyn21kx | hekbo2s | <|soss|><|sot|>Where does the USA keep its backups?<|eot|><|sost|>USB.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope they ban you from the internet forever.<|eor|><|soopr|>They'll have to deport me to USBekistan.<|eoopr|><|sor|>And... they did it again, jesus christ, I'm dying<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Andrea_Crook | lpgbbn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
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She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoctorInfamous | gobb50s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
​
She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>Was honestly expecting some joke about dropping tables. This is actually quite good!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Senappi | gobor0o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
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She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>I heard she didn't COMMIT<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | corporategiraffe | goc05nz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
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She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>I heard she didn't COMMIT<|eor|><|sor|>He moved onto her side of the bed and didnt ROLLBACK<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pBlast | gocb4um | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
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She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>Too many insertions.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Andrea_Crook | gobdpbi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
​
She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>Was honestly expecting some joke about dropping tables. This is actually quite good!<|eor|><|soopr|>Yup<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | goci9b6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
​
She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>Was honestly expecting some joke about dropping tables. This is actually quite good!<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby tables.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoctorInfamous | gocu2e2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
​
She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>Was honestly expecting some joke about dropping tables. This is actually quite good!<|eor|><|sor|>Little bobby tables.<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't understand this reference: https://xkcd.com/327/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gobo2oc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
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She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>I actually like this one. Thank you and have a nice day <3<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | s0vs0v | godm2aj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
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She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>Too many insertions.<|eor|><|sor|>Bulk inserts?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | x--pilot | gochn11 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the database administrator leave his wife?<|eot|><|sost|>Because......
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She had one-to-many relationships<|eost|><|sor|>She's been joining left and right with others<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | modenv | 8d00gn | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between a dentist and a web page?<|eot|><|sost|>the doctype<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tonebacas | dxjb27h | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between a dentist and a web page?<|eot|><|sost|>the doctype<|eost|><|sor|>I think I saw my brain -- that's how hard I rolled my eyes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | counterplex | dxk3xsy | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between a dentist and a web page?<|eot|><|sost|>the doctype<|eost|><|sor|>Web page is actually doc?<|eor|><|sor|>No but the HTML specification requires a special tag called the DOCTYPE tag which is supposed to help tell the browser what version of html the page complies with.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Delta-9- | dxki30h | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between a dentist and a web page?<|eot|><|sost|>the doctype<|eost|><|sor|>Web page is actually doc?<|eor|><|sor|>No but the HTML specification requires a special tag called the DOCTYPE tag which is supposed to help tell the browser what version of html the page complies with.<|eor|><|sor|>THIS is why I keep following this sub: you think it's just dumb, geeky puns when suddenly you learn something.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | eo2x51 | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheEpsilonToMyDelta | fe7qhw9 | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that one coming
Upvpte anyway<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | fe85kzg | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>This is not Swift. This is about Unix/Linux shell: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bash_(Unix_shell)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WarrenTea | fe811hn | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>Thats a good pre-script-ion plan<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | azephrahel | feaxxk0 | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>aargv!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | fe8v31t | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that one coming
Upvpte anyway<|eor|><|sor|>Saw that $1 coming<|eor|><|sor|>`$*` best all parameters notation don't @ me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | benjamin051000 | fe823v8 | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that one coming
Upvpte anyway<|eor|><|sor|>Saw that $1 coming<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kwdg | fe8o7i4 | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>This is not Swift. This is about Unix/Linux shell: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bash_(Unix_shell)<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>But even there $0 is the first 'item' (the name of the program) and $1 is the first parameter given to the program<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheEpsilonToMyDelta | fe8v3m1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How much does first parameter of a shell script cost?<|eot|><|sost|>$1<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that one coming
Upvpte anyway<|eor|><|sor|>Saw that $1 coming<|eor|><|sor|>Regret++<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | mxc8bq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did true get expelled from Java?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was boolean all the other variables.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
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