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ProgrammerDadJokes
RajjSinghh
gvoybzz
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did true get expelled from Java?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was boolean all the other variables.<|eost|><|sor|>I guess you could say he got kicked out of class<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ekolis
gvngfvd
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did true get expelled from Java?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was boolean all the other variables.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks! <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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anxiety_on_steroids
gvnpcv9
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did true get expelled from Java?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was boolean all the other variables.<|eost|><|sor|>Lol. This one is gold.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
HotLittlePotato
gvou2ag
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did true get expelled from Java?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was boolean all the other variables.<|eost|><|sor|>This reminds me I probably mispronounce boolean... I say it boo-lean, and so the joke didnt really make sense to me. But when you say it boo-lee-uhn, it works.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ekolis
gvqhyfw
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did true get expelled from Java?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was boolean all the other variables.<|eost|><|sor|>I guess you could say he got kicked out of class<|eor|><|soopr|>Out of the entire school structure, in fact!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pleaseaccusrname
umt6wi
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
VonFriedline
i83rj2h
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
RCRalph
i83sh7f
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>Here's your upvote and shut up<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
JesusChrist_Himself
i851xk0
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>jesus christ<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
VonFriedline
i85f5ju
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>jesus christ<|eor|><|sor|>Areare you talking to yourself?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
i84m925
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>Here's your upvote and shut up<|eor|><|sor|>UML: unlimited mesmerizing language<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SIRBOB-101
i85k2nn
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|sor|>r/fuckangryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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splettnet
i84m931
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>Don't lose your manual because the only ones on their .com are in web assembly<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jumbledFox
i85hjpq
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>jesus christ<|eor|><|sor|>Areare you talking to yourself?<|eor|><|sor|>jumbledFox oh mighty!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Hackermaaann
i84sc5f
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>Im so mad at you right now<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Conscious_Inside6021
i857hd0
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>No that's the language they didn't do, left it to us as an exercise<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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JesusChrist_Himself
i86eb2n
<|soss|><|sot|>what language did ikea do?<|eot|><|sost|>assembly<|eost|><|sor|>jesus christ<|eor|><|sor|>Hey Jesus, my pfp is you but Biblically Accurate<|eor|><|sor|>that's great and all but... don't believe everything the Bible tells you, there's some fucked up shit in there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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flipester
mf6l6j
<|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't Jeff Bezos let Amazon programmers use C/C++?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's against unions.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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play_or_draw
gsmlmca
<|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't Jeff Bezos let Amazon programmers use C/C++?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's against unions.<|eost|><|sor|>Also ironic that an online bookstore uses an unreadable language (Perl) so extensively.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ahmetenesturan
gsm45qb
<|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't Jeff Bezos let Amazon programmers use C/C++?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's against unions.<|eost|><|sor|>lol great joke :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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sickhippie
gsn3ezc
<|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't Jeff Bezos let Amazon programmers use C/C++?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's against unions.<|eost|><|sor|>Also ironic that an online bookstore uses an unreadable language (Perl) so extensively.<|eor|><|sor|>The only source I've found on that is almost 15 years old. Got anything newer? It wouldn't have been weird to use Perl extensively in 2007. I did find a source from 2017 that calls out Java, Kotlin, and Rust as the go-to there, which makes a lot more sense. https://www.quora.com/What-programming-languages-are-used-at-Amazon Incidentally they do have a large C++ codebase.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dullbananas
gsnjuyl
<|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't Jeff Bezos let Amazon programmers use C/C++?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's against unions.<|eost|><|sor|>jeff pesos<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nanosplitter21
9b19rd
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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tonebacas
e4zlqtz
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that's how they built the pyramids<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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FinalGamer14
e4zsmc2
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OMG I was also making a dad bot, a mistake that I made, it didn't ignore bots, so it was just looping.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nanosplitter21
e4zu8r9
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OMG I was also making a dad bot, a mistake that I made, it didn't ignore bots, so it was just looping.<|eor|><|soopr|>I used message.author to check for the user, it fixed the bug<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
illvm
e4zpwlf
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that's how they built the pyramids<|eor|><|sor|>Only a quarter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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DoctorXI2
e4zlbvu
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi test, I'm Dad<|eor|><|sor|>Hi hi test, I'm Dad, I'm Dad. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
smelmo22
e4zlivb
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi test, I'm Dad<|eor|><|sor|>Hi hi test, I'm Dad, I'm Dad. <|eor|><|sor|>Hi Hi Hi test, Dad, Dad, I'm Dad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Hyperparticles
e4zym76
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OMG I was also making a dad bot, a mistake that I made, it didn't ignore bots, so it was just looping.<|eor|><|soopr|>I used message.author to check for the user, it fixed the bug<|eoopr|><|sor|>Careful, someone could deploy an identical bot. Recursion, ahoy!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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nanosplitter21
e4zz1lm
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OMG I was also making a dad bot, a mistake that I made, it didn't ignore bots, so it was just looping.<|eor|><|soopr|>I used message.author to check for the user, it fixed the bug<|eoopr|><|sor|>Careful, someone could deploy an identical bot. Recursion, ahoy!<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats when the fun begins...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheRedmanCometh
e4zq9sh
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>String concatenation can be a bitch sometimes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
bdot02
e50nih0
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi test, I'm Dad<|eor|><|sor|>Hi hi test, I'm Dad, I'm Dad. <|eor|><|sor|>Hi Hi Hi test, Dad, Dad, I'm Dad<|eor|><|sor|>it should be Hi Hi Hi test, I'm Dad, I'm Dad, I'm Dad.<|eor|><|sor|>Hi it should be \r\n Hi Hi Hi test, I'm Dad, I'm Dad, I'm Dad., I'm Dad <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IlanRegal
e50iusz
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im confused as to how it works. Id expect it to just detect Im <name> then reply with Hi <name>, Im Dad. As I understand it, that should just lead to an endless loop of Hi Dad, Im Dad. What am I misunderstanding?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
CaptainBlagbird
e4zqp80
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And that's how they built the pyramids<|eor|><|sor|>Who cares about the pyramids, what about the tower of Hanoi?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nanosplitter21
e50l3db
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im confused as to how it works. Id expect it to just detect Im <name> then reply with Hi <name>, Im Dad. As I understand it, that should just lead to an endless loop of Hi Dad, Im Dad. What am I misunderstanding?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah I was doing a replace Im with , its all fixed now but it was funny when it happened<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FinalGamer14
e4zw517
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OMG I was also making a dad bot, a mistake that I made, it didn't ignore bots, so it was just looping.<|eor|><|soopr|>I used message.author to check for the user, it fixed the bug<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah I used if message.author.bot is false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nanosplitter21
e50ibiy
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've actually seen this bot on a server. Half the server loves the bot, the other half hates it lol. It's great :D<|eor|><|soopr|>I actually just coded it yesterday so you probably saw a different one<|eoopr|><|sor|>Lol I guess so. The profile image just looked similar<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah I got it from google images by searching Dad<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nanosplitter21
e50eaom
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've actually seen this bot on a server. Half the server loves the bot, the other half hates it lol. It's great :D<|eor|><|soopr|>I actually just coded it yesterday so you probably saw a different one<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
JaykeBird
e50cqka
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've actually seen this bot on a server. Half the server loves the bot, the other half hates it lol. It's great :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
slidedrum
e4zljlj
<|sols|><|sot|>I was working on my Discord bot and....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/canpd269kvi11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hi test, I'm Dad<|eor|><|sor|>Hi hi test, I'm Dad, I'm Dad. <|eor|><|sor|>Hi Hi Hi test, Dad, Dad I'm Dad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
clickclickonsal
6hzsym
<|soss|><|sot|>Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out...<|eot|><|sost|>Because there were no tables they could join<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jarvis2323
dj2m94n
<|soss|><|sot|>Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out...<|eot|><|sost|>Because there were no tables they could join<|eost|><|sor|>Excellent!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
trackerk
dj64fn2
<|soss|><|sot|>Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out...<|eot|><|sost|>Because there were no tables they could join<|eost|><|sor|>Highly paid programmers typically avoid bars. They don't like tabs.<|eor|><|sor|>Two Python programmers went in a bar, but left. They didn't have cash and don't use tabs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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youlleatitandlikeit
dj7y2f1
<|soss|><|sot|>Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out...<|eot|><|sost|>Because there were no tables they could join<|eost|><|sor|>Highly paid programmers typically avoid bars. They don't like tabs.<|eor|><|sor|>Two Python programmers went in a bar, but left. They didn't have cash and don't use tabs.<|eor|><|sor|>Also there were no spaces at the bar <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
audigex
dj75kfs
<|soss|><|sot|>Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out...<|eot|><|sost|>Because there were no tables they could join<|eost|><|sor|>Highly paid programmers typically avoid bars. They don't like tabs.<|eor|><|sor|>I especially like the relevance to recent studies in this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
janonthecanon7
bn0mgm
<|sols|><|sot|>Belongs here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n3nn3rc2hcx21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
GadgetComa
en20o7z
<|sols|><|sot|>Belongs here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n3nn3rc2hcx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im guessing it was a pointer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Firedan1176
en39lje
<|sols|><|sot|>Belongs here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n3nn3rc2hcx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My entry level classes had us print assignments as well, so totally plausible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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daedalususedperl
b6g9u2
<|sols|><|sot|>Conditional Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/uNXB0Cr<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
daedalususedperl
ejk65lg
<|sols|><|sot|>Conditional Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/uNXB0Cr<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>conditional ~= conditioner<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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wyom1ng
ejk642v
<|sols|><|sot|>Conditional Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/uNXB0Cr<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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wyom1ng
ejk667o
<|sols|><|sot|>Conditional Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/uNXB0Cr<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>conditional ~= conditioner<|eoopr|><|sor|>ooooooooh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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blazingKazama
ejk7c5f
<|sols|><|sot|>Conditional Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/uNXB0Cr<|eol|><|sor|>This made me laugh, literally. I was just explaining a trainee at my job and I was feeling the same, except I didn't make any puns.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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snuzet
ejkh4ms
<|sols|><|sot|>Conditional Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/uNXB0Cr<|eol|><|sor|>Me irl /sadness lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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FullmetalHippie
mzz8n2
<|soss|><|sot|>Why aren't integers less than 2,147,483,647 friends with each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they never needed to get a long!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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RevolutionaryDrama23
gw4k2c2
<|soss|><|sot|>Why aren't integers less than 2,147,483,647 friends with each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they never needed to get a long!<|eost|><|sor|>Their social skills always seem to fall a bit short.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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evilmaus
gw4q6xj
<|soss|><|sot|>Why aren't integers less than 2,147,483,647 friends with each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they never needed to get a long!<|eost|><|sor|>If that isn't a sign, I dunno what is.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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gimmebananachips
gw4p6pq
<|soss|><|sot|>Why aren't integers less than 2,147,483,647 friends with each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they never needed to get a long!<|eost|><|sor|>intdeed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lordmauve
gw5tv8w
<|soss|><|sot|>Why aren't integers less than 2,147,483,647 friends with each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they never needed to get a long!<|eost|><|sor|>i8 this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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InfinityMatrix01
7ce4e6
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ShareDVI
dppbg7k
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|sor|>You mean the C Shell? <|eor|><|sor|>She sells `csh`'s @ the C shore<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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reggie-drax
dpp8vnl
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|sor|>You mean the C Shell? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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4k33m
dpphf9l
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh for [fsck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck)'s sake with the puns.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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WikiTextBot
dpphffx
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh for [fsck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck)'s sake with the puns.<|eor|><|sor|>**Fsck** The system utility fsck (file system consistency check) is a tool for checking the consistency of a file system in Unix and Unix-like operating systems, such as Linux, macOS, and FreeBSD. A similar command, CHKDSK exists in Microsoft Windows. *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^| [^Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/donate) ^] ^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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folkrav
dpq0qms
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh-my...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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reggie-drax
dppc4rg
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|sor|>You mean the C Shell? <|eor|><|sor|>She sells `csh`'s @ the C shore<|eor|><|sor|>I knew I shouldn't have gone there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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projektdotnet
dppjla1
<|soss|><|sot|>If you hold the Unix shell up to your ear...<|eot|><|sost|>Can you hear the C? <|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh for [fsck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck)'s sake with the puns.<|eor|><|sor|>**Fsck** The system utility fsck (file system consistency check) is a tool for checking the consistency of a file system in Unix and Unix-like operating systems, such as Linux, macOS, and FreeBSD. A similar command, CHKDSK exists in Microsoft Windows. *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^| [^Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/donate) ^] ^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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rednecksec
cd18or
<|sols|><|sot|>Alright this is a bad one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkseetpfp8a31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
RubiousOctopus
etqs0ze
<|sols|><|sot|>Alright this is a bad one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkseetpfp8a31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like this intersection between programmer and black humor, do you have more?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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rednecksec
etqsa4k
<|sols|><|sot|>Alright this is a bad one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mkseetpfp8a31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I like this intersection between programmer and black humor, do you have more?<|eor|><|soopr|>After watching some video on the handicapped dogs I couldn't help myself but make it. But I will try my best to bring more to the genre.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MAB-47
ic7p1r
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
438
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AMisteryMan
g20znh9
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>Well that's a GNU one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Xentlium
g218w6a
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>They should just turn on a [LAMP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAMP_software_bundle) then<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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farox
g214rcn
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>Sad, I hope they can console themselves<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MAB-47
g213z3d
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>Well that's a GNU one.<|eor|><|soopr|>>GNU HAHAHHA<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Never-asked-for-this
g22vz1k
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>Who needs windows when you can get drunk on wine?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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RepulsiveSheep
g22zj5k
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>They should just turn on a [LAMP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAMP_software_bundle) then<|eor|><|sor|>All right! There's no need to be [MEAN](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MEAN_\(solution_stack\))!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Play240
g22zow0
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>No, it's because It attract bugs<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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TheNosferatu
g217gbe
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>/r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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buonuomo
g212bkp
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|soopr|>You can't deny that's funny af!!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its kind of funny, but the emojis ruin it for me<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MAB-47
g213xbi
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|soopr|>You can't deny that's funny af!!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its kind of funny, but the emojis ruin it for me<|eor|><|soopr|>removed hahah<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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hamza1311
g21wvd2
<|soss|><|sot|>Why Linux users always code in the dark ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have windows<|eost|><|sor|>Because they use demons<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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arjo_reich
ipj29f
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
441
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IamImposter
g4keic5
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|> bool shit = true;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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SurpriseMonday
g4kqamj
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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arjo_reich
g4kr03u
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|soopr|>More fun facts: The unicode symbol for the Greek question mark looks identical to the semicolon but compilers know the difference. Try it, your coworkers will love it. Edit: unicode not unicorn, lol<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Bollos00
g4ktre8
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|sor|>I know that i still can do this in c++. ``` #define true 0 #define false 1 ```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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sirxir
g4lafub
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|sor|>I know that i still can do this in c++. ``` #define true 0 #define false 1 ```<|eor|><|sor|>_Laughs in bash scripting_<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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whattheclap
g4lvil6
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|sor|>I know that i still can do this in c++. ``` #define true 0 #define false 1 ```<|eor|><|sor|>_Laughs in bash scripting_<|eor|><|sor|>alias cd=rm<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Bross-Hog
g4kcbgg
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>YES!!!! Hahahahha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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SirDumbino
g4mhuxi
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|soopr|>More fun facts: The unicode symbol for the Greek question mark looks identical to the semicolon but compilers know the difference. Try it, your coworkers will love it. Edit: unicode not unicorn, lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's old and well known one, try changing "a" to cyrylic "", these are two different unicode symbols and they'll loose their minds why "br" is not defined even tho two lines above there is "int bar". Same shit with <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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dmattox10
g4kiyg1
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and get out!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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NullPro
g4lvz56
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|soopr|>More fun facts: The unicode symbol for the Greek question mark looks identical to the semicolon but compilers know the difference. Try it, your coworkers will love it. Edit: unicode not unicorn, lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can confirm<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
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gnutrino
g4nistc
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|soopr|>More fun facts: The unicode symbol for the Greek question mark looks identical to the semicolon but compilers know the difference. Try it, your coworkers will love it. Edit: unicode not unicorn, lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's old and well known one, try changing "a" to cyrylic "", these are two different unicode symbols and they'll loose their minds why "br" is not defined even tho two lines above there is "int bar". Same shit with <|eor|><|sor|>Gotta throw a few zero width spaces in there to keep them on their toes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
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nubatpython
g4mtnz8
<|soss|><|sot|>True != False<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny coz it's true; ain't that some bool shit<|eost|><|sor|>Fun fact: in the earlier versions of Python (2), you could reassign boolean constants (True, False) to be whatever you wanted. Couple that with Python's built-in "variable swapping" syntax, you can write a line like "`True, False = False, True`" and now the bools are opposite.<|eor|><|sor|>I know that i still can do this in c++. ``` #define true 0 #define false 1 ```<|eor|><|sor|>_Laughs in bash scripting_<|eor|><|sor|>alias cd=rm<|eor|><|sor|>You are evil and i am so happy you exist.<|eor|><|sor|>alias cd="sudo rm-rf" Make sure to set the user to nopasswd in the sudoers file first or it'll ask for password<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
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kwan_e
xheoea
<|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
437
ProgrammerDadJokes
EngineersAnon
iox3zn2
<|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>O(), that's a terrible joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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arnemcnuggets
iox8xub
<|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>O(no)...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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nikhilmwarrier
iox6d5t
<|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>That escalated exponentially.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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