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ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iox7q1m | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>That escalated exponentially.<|eor|><|soopr|>It's a recurring problem.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ioy9eg7 | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>Im an html programmer and dont understand the joke<|eor|><|sor|>Big O notation is a way to show the efficiency of an algorithm. Binary search is an algorithm to search through a list. It's efficiency is O(log n). Log n sounds like login.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | ioxxovz | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>Please dont publicly post cred(N)tials<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sicarius-de-lumine | ioxoe3n | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>That escalated exponentially.<|eor|><|sor|>O(n!)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Odd-Scholar-8940 | ioxkjv5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>Im an html programmer and dont understand the joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gimmebananachips | ioxh4qx | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>omegad that's horrible<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ip0yilc | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>Your breadth of knowledge is impressive.<|eor|><|soopr|>The node doesn't detach far from the tree.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Odd-Scholar-8940 | ioyrbpr | <|soss|><|sot|>My username is "binary" and my password is "search"...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you've ever wondered about my log n details.<|eost|><|sor|>Im an html programmer and dont understand the joke<|eor|><|sor|>Big O notation is a way to show the efficiency of an algorithm. Binary search is an algorithm to search through a list. It's efficiency is O(log n). Log n sounds like login.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I see, ty for clarification<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Full_stack1 | tk92cy | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Alex_Sherby | i1oxnov | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>WHERE is the bathroom?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | i1p1y39 | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>It goes to the bar and orders everything it can get its hands on because it doesn't know its own limits<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | i1p8hr9 | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>WHERE is the bathroom?<|eor|><|sor|>That's where it goes to inject.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i1pc7mp | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>On one condition<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | codexcdm | i1pbgkd | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>Drop tables.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eluvatar_the_second | i1pea7w | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>WHERE is the bathroom?<|eor|><|sor|>select lat, lon from locations where name = "bathroom"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chadding | i1pj90v | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>Without any join conditions all the tables in the bar become one giant Cartesian table which overflows the bar and locks out all the patrons.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EquationTAKEN | i1pp11q | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>WHERE is the bathroom?<|eor|><|sor|>That's where it goes to inject.<|eor|><|sor|>I had something for this but I didn't prepare a statement.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Alex_Sherby | i1pshis | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>WHERE is the bathroom?<|eor|><|sor|>select lat, lon from locations where name = "bathroom"<|eor|><|sor|>Lowercase keywords ? BLASPHEMY<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chadding | i1pjvjo | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>On one condition<|eor|><|sor|>Where 1=1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chadding | i1pu3l9 | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>Without any join conditions all the tables in the bar become one giant Cartesian table which overflows the bar and locks out all the patrons.<|eor|><|sor|>The bartender tries to kill the query but he accidentally dropped his keys and never recovered.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheJessicator | i1q2bto | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>WHERE is the bathroom?<|eor|><|sor|>Where *what* is the bathroom?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam_matt | i1qwynl | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't you sit with that GROUP BY the window<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chadding | i1pti1u | <|soss|><|sot|>A SQL query walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>It walks up to two tables and says, Mind if I join you?<|eost|><|sor|>On one condition<|eor|><|sor|>Where 1=1<|eor|><|sor|>You mean on 1=1? Ye Olde Cartesian Product Pub?<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, interesting place. Try the duplicate special, just about everyone has been served it on occasion, but almost no one meant to request it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batrick | oiufqf | <|soss|><|sot|>This post is 18++<|eot|><|sost|> <stdin>:1:11: error: lvalue required as increment operand<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Skrubaso | h4xts2j | <|soss|><|sot|>This post is 18++<|eot|><|sost|> <stdin>:1:11: error: lvalue required as increment operand<|eost|><|sor|>clicked expecting the same old joke, was not dissapointed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Trooble | h4ygjbh | <|soss|><|sot|>This post is 18++<|eot|><|sost|> <stdin>:1:11: error: lvalue required as increment operand<|eost|><|sor|>clicked expecting the same old joke, was not dissapointed.<|eor|><|sor|>I just came to confirm it was 19 before down voting. Glad to be wrong lol.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tvde1 | h5166av | <|soss|><|sot|>This post is 18++<|eot|><|sost|> <stdin>:1:11: error: lvalue required as increment operand<|eost|><|sor|># Where is `19`?<|eor|><|sor|>That is ++18, not 18++<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RepulsiveSheep | h506zgr | <|soss|><|sot|>This post is 18++<|eot|><|sost|> <stdin>:1:11: error: lvalue required as increment operand<|eost|><|sor|>I expected to see something like "now is 19" but this one is good too<|eor|><|sor|>This is better<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ternarian | 7pwxwl | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WhatIsGey | dskovzg | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>My god, it took me a few tries to understand it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ternarian | dsko94j | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>How can any of you ever be Dads if youre never gonna get any tail. fucking nerds. <|eor|><|soopr|>I'm already a dad.
Anyway, isn't being a nerdy dad a prerequisite for posting here? LOL!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JennaWomberson | dsklt57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>How can any of you ever be Dads if youre never gonna get any tail. fucking nerds. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ternarian | dskx9do | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>My god, it took me a few tries to understand it<|eor|><|soopr|>But you got it, and that's what matters, man!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ternarian | dsoyt6f | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>If I may <b> so bold ...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ternarian | dskx3tq | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>It can be. If I come up with a chord progression, can you provide a good melody? <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | oOBoomberOo | dst238n | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>If I may <b> so bold ...<|eoopr|><|sor|>**How rude are you, here** </b> don't forgot to close it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nuclearslug | dsl24a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every "Thing you just said" is a bold-faced <li><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/iQeIZ1X.png<|eol|><|sor|>How can any of you ever be Dads if youre never gonna get any tail. fucking nerds. <|eor|><|soopr|>I'm already a dad.
Anyway, isn't being a nerdy dad a prerequisite for posting here? LOL!<|eoopr|><|sor|>I think so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rockinDS24 | 50kbse | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | invisibo | d74tuwd | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>Booooo<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the-highness | d759qmn | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>GUITAR AND WHAT?!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hypervelocityvomit | d75eqel | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>When I was your age, `tar` came without GUI.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maetthu | d755mo1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>*slow clap*<|eor|><|sor|><blink>clap</blink><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ferdi265 | d7grzqu | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>When I was your age, `tar` came without GUI.<|eor|><|sor|>God, somone HAS to make a GUI tar frontent named guitar<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Audiblade | d753pv0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>I found a British guitar for sale - it was %20 off.<|eor|><|sor|>A guitar can be pretty big once you get a case or stand for one. Are you sure you have the space for it?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hypervelocityvomit | d75ep1i | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>*slow clap*<|eor|><|sor|><blink>clap</blink><|eor|><|sor|>^*twitch*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SIMPalaxy | de83g45 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>Booooo<|eor|><|sor|>If by boo, you mean it's a dad joke.
The appropriate response is *long groan*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM_ME_UR_CODEZ | d75tgwk | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>This sub hurts me physically.
But I can't Unsub.
Bravo.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TetrinityEC | d755de4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder<|eot|><|sost|>Looking to buy a guitar \&<|eost|><|sor|>*slow clap*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Coompiik | 8b0b5y | <|sols|><|sot|>He can't see, there's quite large mask over his face<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dwkjacfk5xq01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 425 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | a_carotis_interna | dx3sbj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>He can't see, there's quite large mask over his face<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dwkjacfk5xq01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That drawing style reminded me of a TEDx talk about drawing faces.
Edit: [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TXEZ4tP06c)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | conradder | dx321k5 | <|sols|><|sot|>He can't see, there's quite large mask over his face<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dwkjacfk5xq01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bravo!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | l00etv | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | gjrh72c | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>They were sick of being treated like objects.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sharan_cj | gjs5oa4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>They were sick of being treated like objects.<|eor|><|sor|>There is nobody to console them.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zesterer | gjs8ptb | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>They were sick of being treated like objects.<|eor|><|sor|>Class conflict<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gjqtkb9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Love it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LesPaul22 | gjroo6f | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>What??
Why!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gjsuz45 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Loved it the first time I saw it. And the second. But then it becomes annoying seeing it reposted once in 2 weeks.<|eor|><|sor|>First time I've seen it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | gjqxe8a | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Funny!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shaunidiot | gjs8fav | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>What??
Why!!<|eor|><|sor|>They didn't get "a raise" (salary raise per se)
edit: goddamn it. my first whoosh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bob-The-One | gjsuvr5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Loved it the first time I saw it. And the second. But then it becomes annoying seeing it reposted once in 2 weeks.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bob-The-One | gjsv3wo | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Loved it the first time I saw it. And the second. But then it becomes annoying seeing it reposted once in 2 weeks.<|eor|><|sor|>First time I've seen it<|eor|><|sor|>It's entirely possible. The reddit algorithm might only have suggested it to you now. Or maybe you haven't seen it when it was on hot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | gjt46fe | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer quit their job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they didn't get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Loved it the first time I saw it. And the second. But then it becomes annoying seeing it reposted once in 2 weeks.<|eor|><|sor|>First time I've seen it<|eor|><|sor|>*zeroth time<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | eooir2 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | call_me_cookie | fee5r61 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|> if True:
big()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MentalRental | fee4dwh | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | forestrangernolan | feeiudz | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|> if True:
big()<|eor|><|sor|>Rubyists say:
```
big if true
```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | fee6i59 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | feelni5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nuclearslug | feeyqur | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | fefnuw6 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|> if True:
big()<|eor|><|sor|>Rubyists say:
```
big if true
```<|eor|><|soopr|>That's what she said...<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | fef5b0r | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | feeztmu | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | fefzhez | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10<|eor|><|sor|>Best (tightest) loop ever.<|eor|><|sor|>10 goto 10<|eor|><|sor|>Optimization at its best.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rabbitwonker | fefac6k | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|sor|>If desired<|eor|><|sor|>Oh stop. Just give me a break!<|eor|><|sor|>Sure have a break by default<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SGH__ | fefd6nn | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|sor|>If desired<|eor|><|sor|>Oh stop. Just give me a break!<|eor|><|sor|>Sure have a break by default<|eor|><|sor|>Without it youd fall through<|eor|><|sor|>I'll be there to catch you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rabbitwonker | fef7q49 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|sor|>If desired<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | twoscoopsofpig | fef9lv6 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>While true for I, it may be best to take a break once in a while.<|eor|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|sor|>If desired<|eor|><|sor|>Oh stop. Just give me a break!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sammy381 | fefciuw | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|soopr|>Interesting, do continue.<|eoopr|><|sor|>For each of these yall are doing, I really feel thrown for a loop, again and again.<|eor|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|sor|>If desired<|eor|><|sor|>Oh stop. Just give me a break!<|eor|><|sor|>Sure have a break by default<|eor|><|sor|>Without it youd fall through<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | fef6h8m | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10<|eor|><|sor|>Best (tightest) loop ever.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | patryk-tech | feg8rmp | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|> if True:
big()<|eor|><|sor|>Rubyists say:
```
big if true
```<|eor|><|sor|>You can do that in Python as well, if followed by an else (i.e. how ternary operators work).
"big" if True else "not so big"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sammy381 | fefmwfh | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|sor|>If desired<|eor|><|sor|>Oh stop. Just give me a break!<|eor|><|sor|>Sure have a break by default<|eor|><|sor|>Without it youd fall through<|eor|><|sor|>I'll be there to catch you.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh you can try<|eor|><|sor|>But I assert that you will fail<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rabbitwonker | fefm29s | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>For the sake of variety, you should switch things up<|eor|><|soopr|>Just in case<|eoopr|><|sor|>If desired<|eor|><|sor|>Oh stop. Just give me a break!<|eor|><|sor|>Sure have a break by default<|eor|><|sor|>Without it youd fall through<|eor|><|sor|>I'll be there to catch you.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh you can try<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chicknfly | fefusbg | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is doing a programmer course and started learning about loops - As a beginner it's taking time for her to understand the methods.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her it would take a while for each until.<|eost|><|sor|>Do loop puns while 1 has time for that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Muzer0 | m8fjo9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which variables does Muhammad Ali declare in every piece of code he writes?<|eot|><|sost|> float likeAButterfly;
string likeABee;<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ignorae | grh486h | <|soss|><|sot|>Which variables does Muhammad Ali declare in every piece of code he writes?<|eot|><|sost|> float likeAButterfly;
string likeABee;<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh that's so bad. Love it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | old_man_khan | grh1wut | <|soss|><|sot|>Which variables does Muhammad Ali declare in every piece of code he writes?<|eot|><|sost|> float likeAButterfly;
string likeABee;<|eost|><|sor|>Now that's daddy humor.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Googe14 | grj2pw3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which variables does Muhammad Ali declare in every piece of code he writes?<|eot|><|sost|> float likeAButterfly;
string likeABee;<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If you ignore the val then maybe if Yoda was trying to impersonate.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DrMrJekyll | grhs9g6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which variables does Muhammad Ali declare in every piece of code he writes?<|eot|><|sost|> float likeAButterfly;
string likeABee;<|eost|><|sor|>that is a good joke !<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Truck_Stop_Sushi | rzghup | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Jedi banned from GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>They kept force pushing their changes.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 425 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrigoCoder | hrvbhdh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Jedi banned from GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>They kept force pushing their changes.<|eost|><|sor|>They kept force pushing their master.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hrvvn65 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Jedi banned from GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>They kept force pushing their changes.<|eost|><|sor|>Change leads to conflict. Conflict leads to force push. Force push leads to clone wars.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dev_rs3 | hrv0zec | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Jedi banned from GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>They kept force pushing their changes.<|eost|><|sor|>Sigh.
Take my upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ButchDeanCA | hrvqmcd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Jedi banned from GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>They kept force pushing their changes.<|eost|><|sor|>I love Star Trek jokes!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | p_W_n | hrw985b | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Jedi banned from GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>They kept force pushing their changes.<|eost|><|sor|>I love Star Trek jokes!<|eor|><|sor|>Great Scott<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The7876 | 5b4hbj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lifeislie | d9lzha9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>Good thing they didn't have pointy ones though, the police would have been called.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | avapoet | d9mw6uw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>Neither of them wanted to be called, so in response they each cursed the other.
Then, when they both kept at it, they... *recursed* one another.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | v5sdbd | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw a Mac user amusing himself - switching between viewing text file contents through terminal and then clicking the file icon to open it.<|eot|><|sost|>It was a bizarre game of cat and mouse.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | ibbnhy6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw a Mac user amusing himself - switching between viewing text file contents through terminal and then clicking the file icon to open it.<|eot|><|sost|>It was a bizarre game of cat and mouse.<|eost|><|sor|>Now that's a good programmer dad joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
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