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ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ibbnzpf | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw a Mac user amusing himself - switching between viewing text file contents through terminal and then clicking the file icon to open it.<|eot|><|sost|>It was a bizarre game of cat and mouse.<|eost|><|sor|>Now that's a good programmer dad joke<|eor|><|soopr|>Hey, thanks!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FutureSkyAndDarkness | ibc78ss | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw a Mac user amusing himself - switching between viewing text file contents through terminal and then clicking the file icon to open it.<|eot|><|sost|>It was a bizarre game of cat and mouse.<|eost|><|sor|>This was brilliant<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fun_Childhood_6261 | ibdhbri | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw a Mac user amusing himself - switching between viewing text file contents through terminal and then clicking the file icon to open it.<|eot|><|sost|>It was a bizarre game of cat and mouse.<|eost|><|sor|>Not very many of these actually make me shake my head and go "c'mon duuuuuude."
Well done, my f... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | baconbrand | ibd6kl1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I saw a Mac user amusing himself - switching between viewing text file contents through terminal and then clicking the file icon to open it.<|eot|><|sost|>It was a bizarre game of cat and mouse.<|eost|><|sor|>This sub been putting out some real bangers lately<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Xaneris47 | xi876t | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Worried-Librarian-51 | ip1r3c1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>You work on it all night, but the customer is still not satisfied and is reporting issues on the backend.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ip1ti21 | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>The real thing is too messy, so you have to use mock objects.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Falstaffe | ip26m9o | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>You practise by yourself and get real good at it, then when you're asked to do it in real life, it takes much longer and destroys your self-confidence<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reverendsteveii | ip24957 | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm not any good at it but they keep paying me...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | ip22ui7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm not sure this is the type of dad joke this sub was created for. Well laid.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datsundere | ip29fx6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>what about programmers who write bad code on purpose so they keep their job. (pretty bullshit)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NolanDerm | ip34891 | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>what about programmers who write bad code on purpose so they keep their job. (pretty bullshit)<|eor|><|sor|>Its the programming equivalent of trapping someone with a kid lol<|eor|><|eoss|><... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RonSijm | ip37aji | <|soss|><|sot|>Programming is a lot like sex.<|eot|><|sost|>One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.<|eost|><|sor|>*unexpected thread was being aborted*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | hecu7l | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ste_3d_ven | fvqj5td | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>First they have to make a lightbulb factory...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | illvm | fvql3lq | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>First they have to make a lightbulb factory...<|eor|><|sor|>Only the ones who treat their code like objects would do that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jerrymannel | fvqmjoc | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>None. They look at it again and it works<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragmede | fvr8b2o | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>First they have to make a lightbulb factory...<|eor|><|sor|>But the `LightbulbFactory` can only create one kind of lightbulb? So we'll need a `LightbulbFactoryFactory`.<|eor|><|eoss|><|en... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jan_Spontan | fvqqsqp | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>None. They look at it again and it works<|eor|><|sor|>Being dark is also a feature of the light bulb<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoctorPrisme | fvqpa8b | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>First they have to make a lightbulb factory...<|eor|><|sor|>Only the ones who treat their code like objects would do that<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, the other would somehow got this to function.<... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LetterBoxSnatch | fvrj016 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>First they have to make a lightbulb factory...<|eor|><|sor|>But the `LightbulbFactory` can only create one kind of lightbulb? So we'll need a `LightbulbFactoryFactory`.<|eor|><|sor|>Just ... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zarqie | fvru5ld | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>None. They look at it again and it works<|eor|><|sor|>They explain the error to their coworker and it turns on immediately<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aba2092 | fvrn6sr | <|soss|><|sot|>How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, they prefer the dark mode.<|eost|><|sor|>It's a hardware problem, let the infra/it guy deal with it<|eor|><|sor|>This. Totally.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rosedj1 | n408w7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chickichanga | gwsthrn | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>I got one too... A good GUI is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gwssvab | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>Take the orange arrow and get out. Now.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gwtlbl1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>"And I'm here to console you"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NickUnrelatedToPost | gwtt7no | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>./reddit-cli upvote n408w7<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Yngvar-Skjaldulfsson | gwuy74w | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>I got one too... A good GUI is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good<|eor|><|sor|>Good, but sounds more like a golden rule than a joke... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iris-my-case | gwt2z9v | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>... take my upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Djilou99 | gwt1g10 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>nice one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pooopsex | gwurt3u | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>What a coincidence. This is what I am doing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | gwwh6nk | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the doctor say to the man who is moving from a GUI to a CLI?<|eot|><|sost|>Youre now entering the terminal stage of your life.<|eost|><|sor|>"And I'm here to console you"<|eor|><|sor|>What prompted that?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wertperch | apbwik | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | runegunnar | eg7iadx | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|sor|>You forgot the part where the programmer goes on stackoverflow to find the answer because no one has known regex since 2012<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PityUpvote | eg7nfw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|sor|>You forgot the part where the programmer goes on stackoverflow to find the answer because no one has known regex since 2012<|eor|><|sor|>
>no one has known regex since 2012
As a vim use... | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | computergeek125 | eg798jn | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|sor|>Came here to # joke well done<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | not_a_llama | eg8kfj7 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|sor|>You forgot the part where the programmer goes on stackoverflow to find the answer because no one has known regex since 2012<|eor|><|sor|>
>no one has known regex since 2012
As a vim use... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | absurdlyinconvenient | eg7qgzz | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|sor|>You forgot the part where the programmer goes on stackoverflow to find the answer because no one has known regex since 2012<|eor|><|sor|>www.regexr.com<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datdudelm | eg7c0l6 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|sor|>!(that good of a joke)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | eg94zbl | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a programmer escape a bear?<|eot|><|sost|>\
^(Originally posted to /r/ProgrammerHumor)<|eost|><|sor|>Comment your code ._.<|eor|><|sor|>// exit stage left, pursued by a bear <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FSojitra | itz0sm | <|soss|><|sot|>Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?<|eot|><|sost|>JSON derulo<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 404 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pjyilthaeykh | g5hp4av | <|soss|><|sot|>Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?<|eot|><|sost|>JSON derulo<|eost|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cr125rider | g5iahlq | <|soss|><|sot|>Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?<|eot|><|sost|>JSON derulo<|eost|><|sor|>BSON Derulo?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | diablo-solforge | g5iv82s | <|soss|><|sot|>Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?<|eot|><|sost|>JSON derulo<|eost|><|sor|>Talk data to me<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ralphdr1 | g5i52os | <|soss|><|sot|>Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?<|eot|><|sost|>JSON derulo<|eost|><|sor|>I hate everything about this joke. Take my upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JackSparrah | g5hsg8r | <|soss|><|sot|>Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?<|eot|><|sost|>JSON derulo<|eost|><|sor|>*Boooo!*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | r7ulvs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HenrikWL | hn1u401 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Can confirm. Am Norwegian. When I turned 14, my father handed me our familys .vimrc file, passed down through the generations.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | weaver_of_cloth | hn3p84y | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>Can confirm. Am Norwegian. When I turned 14, my father handed me our familys .vimrc file, passed down through the generations.<|eor|><|sor|>A good .vimrc is a thing of beauty.<|eor|><|e... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | hn3my78 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>I guess the developers at McDonald's use e-macs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gnutrino | hn2sjgh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>OK, that was pretty good ngl.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Phoenix__Wwrong | hn497tf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>OK, that was pretty good ngl.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it. Please explain.<|eor|><|sor|>In Linux, there are two different text editors: vi and other inferior editors. Vi is very advance... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Motylde | hn37grk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>OK, that was pretty good ngl.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it. Please explain.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of people experienced in Linux uses [vi text editor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vi)<|eor... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | riisen | hn3m8v5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Their ancestors are vi-kings.<|eost|><|sor|>As a swede i feel offended<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | ocaxfv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Tesla upgrade their hash algorithm from SHA-1 to SHA-512?<|eot|><|sost|>To reduce collisions.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 404 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bobbbay | h3v654g | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Tesla upgrade their hash algorithm from SHA-1 to SHA-512?<|eot|><|sost|>To reduce collisions.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bit slow, is it that increased encryption would reduce them getting hacked? Or what's the pun with sha1 to sha512 collisions?<|eor|><|sor|>SHA-512 has less [collisions](https://en.m.w... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiSummarizerBot | h3v66l0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Tesla upgrade their hash algorithm from SHA-1 to SHA-512?<|eot|><|sost|>To reduce collisions.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bit slow, is it that increased encryption would reduce them getting hacked? Or what's the pun with sha1 to sha512 collisions?<|eor|><|sor|>SHA-512 has less [collisions](https://en.m.w... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bobbbay | h3vhea1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Tesla upgrade their hash algorithm from SHA-1 to SHA-512?<|eot|><|sost|>To reduce collisions.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bit slow, is it that increased encryption would reduce them getting hacked? Or what's the pun with sha1 to sha512 collisions?<|eor|><|sor|>SHA-512 has less [collisions](https://en.m.w... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BrainPicker3 | h3v33u9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Tesla upgrade their hash algorithm from SHA-1 to SHA-512?<|eot|><|sost|>To reduce collisions.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bit slow, is it that increased encryption would reduce them getting hacked? Or what's the pun with sha1 to sha512 collisions?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RepulsiveSheep | h3vkdpo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Tesla upgrade their hash algorithm from SHA-1 to SHA-512?<|eot|><|sost|>To reduce collisions.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bit slow, is it that increased encryption would reduce them getting hacked? Or what's the pun with sha1 to sha512 collisions?<|eor|><|sor|>SHA-512 has less [collisions](https://en.m.w... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thesaket | 9bqi5e | <|soss|><|sot|>/* The Real Joke */<|eot|><|sost|>The real joke is always in the comments.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Qrystal | e55317a | <|soss|><|sot|>/* The Real Joke */<|eot|><|sost|>The real joke is always in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>#include "meta.h"
Editing to test if I've learned how to escape the pound...
`#include "meta.h"`
Alright! Thanks, first commenter. And second, now that I know what I'm seeing.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GayCer | e551ynu | <|soss|><|sot|>/* The Real Joke */<|eot|><|sost|>The real joke is always in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>/*
@TODO:
Check for karma later
*/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Naouak | e555b4c | <|soss|><|sot|>/* The Real Joke */<|eot|><|sost|>The real joke is always in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm not used to see code comments, took me time to understand.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xXD00MXx | e550xws | <|soss|><|sot|>/* The Real Joke */<|eot|><|sost|>The real joke is always in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh, just take your upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LegoBeer | mnf5kh | <|soss|><|sot|>You can continue whenever you want<|eot|><|sost|>But you can only take a break once in a while.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marcosdumay | gtygulm | <|soss|><|sot|>You can continue whenever you want<|eot|><|sost|>But you can only take a break once in a while.<|eost|><|sor|>If you don't mind, I'll just return now.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | gtx8aix | <|soss|><|sot|>You can continue whenever you want<|eot|><|sost|>But you can only take a break once in a while.<|eost|><|sor|>If you break anything, you're getting kicked out!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Psyko31415 | gtx4ky5 | <|soss|><|sot|>You can continue whenever you want<|eot|><|sost|>But you can only take a break once in a while.<|eost|><|sor|>:) Good stuff<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KrompyKraft | gtxd803 | <|soss|><|sot|>You can continue whenever you want<|eot|><|sost|>But you can only take a break once in a while.<|eost|><|sor|>Wow, this was pretty good!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I_Like_Cats__ | f0fkqc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do frontend devs always eat alone?<|eot|><|sost|>They dont know how to join tables!
Credit: u/mightydjinn<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSystemsProf | fgto99x | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do frontend devs always eat alone?<|eot|><|sost|>They dont know how to join tables!
Credit: u/mightydjinn<|eost|><|sor|>Aww... I read this while eating alone. :(<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RaptorAllah | fgttdt4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do frontend devs always eat alone?<|eot|><|sost|>They dont know how to join tables!
Credit: u/mightydjinn<|eost|><|sor|>Aww... I read this while eating alone. :(<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should insert yourself in a more populated table<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LetterBoxSnatch | fgttzzw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do frontend devs always eat alone?<|eot|><|sost|>They dont know how to join tables!
Credit: u/mightydjinn<|eost|><|sor|>Aww... I read this while eating alone. :(<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should insert yourself in a more populated table<|eor|><|sor|>...if only he knew how :'(<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rajatrao777 | fgyf5ez | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do frontend devs always eat alone?<|eot|><|sost|>They dont know how to join tables!
Credit: u/mightydjinn<|eost|><|sor|>because we like to justify-content:space-between<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hash255 | dp4h01 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because `Oct(31) == Dec(25)`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | stillKOBE | f5siu3t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because `Oct(31) == Dec(25)`<|eost|><|sor|>One of the best I've seen here!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RustyNova016 | f5smnqb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because `Oct(31) == Dec(25)`<|eost|><|sor|>Classic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | f5swg0c | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because `Oct(31) == Dec(25)`<|eost|><|sor|>What about bintober and hextober<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LukeWarm74 | f5vjh3o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do software engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas?<|eot|><|sost|>Because `Oct(31) == Dec(25)`<|eost|><|sor|>One of the best I've seen here!<|eor|><|sor|>Its only been posted Oct(21451) times too!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smarzz | kbsv4g | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smarzz | gfkfwjs | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>You stole this from @CodesCarla<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, funny story, I am @CodesCarla (check my comment history)
I thought this sub would enjoy the joke as well <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fupower | gfkg0il | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>You stole this from @CodesCarla<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, funny story, I am @CodesCarla (check my comment history)
I thought this sub would enjoy the joke as well <|eoopr|><|sor|>omg, lmao im sorry, love your tweets<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fupower | gfkdfqb | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>You stole this from @CodesCarla<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gimmebananachips | gfjyvhy | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>sudo apt getouttahere<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smarzz | gfkg4tw | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>You stole this from @CodesCarla<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, funny story, I am @CodesCarla (check my comment history)
I thought this sub would enjoy the joke as well <|eoopr|><|sor|>omg, lmao im sorry, love your tweets<|eor|><|soopr|>It's all... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | funtech | gfnua15 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>You stole this from @CodesCarla<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, funny story, I am @CodesCarla (check my comment history)
I thought this sub would enjoy the joke as well <|eoopr|><|sor|>First time Ive spotted an r/dontyouknowwhoiam in the wild <|... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rubixninja314 | gflgjmm | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>sudo apt getouttahere<|eor|><|sor|>git --outta ./<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pitiful-Waltz | gfki9fs | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>sudo "take this upvote"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA | ggsugfi | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>You stole this from @CodesCarla<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, funny story, I am @CodesCarla (check my comment history)
I thought this sub would enjoy the joke as well <|eoopr|><|sor|>omg, lmao im sorry, love your tweets<|eor|><|soopr|>It's all... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sarnobat | gfwoo67 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>sudo apt getouttahere<|eor|><|sor|>Error: dependent package ifindthisfunny must be > 2.9<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sur0g | gg2mzv8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux is not magic<|eot|><|sost|>It is sudo-science<|eost|><|sor|>You stole this from @CodesCarla<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, funny story, I am @CodesCarla (check my comment history)
I thought this sub would enjoy the joke as well <|eoopr|><|sor|>Checked your profile. It seems like this kind of reply is yo... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chicksOut | e2hgye | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Atemu12 | f8vkmjm | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I think there will be NoSQL.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lmbfan | f8vl3ep | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I think there will be NoSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>There will probably be a fan made one called MySQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | brandonscript | f8vu8xv | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>The real question: is Part 1 really Part 0?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aescula | f8wncf7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Uuuugh I audibly groaned at tbat. Have your damn upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | red_simplex | f8wb6xs | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>It's all relative.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DroppedLoSeR | f8wwpj5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>It's all relative.<|eor|><|sor|>What is my relation to you?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
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