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programmerhumor | random_son | ilfwspn | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see a Porsche driver and someone who want to be a Porsche driver<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | VagsS13 | ilgc13l | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, the dress code, I was working at a bank, and one of the seniors was wearing shorts and flip flops to work<|eor|><|sor|>Based<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | ExileOnMainStreet | ilgdybz | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The application consultant that comes in on the vendor visit and ensures you that the solution can "do that" no matter how specific the need.
p.s. It can't do that.<|eor|><|sor|>Why force the business to change its expectations when we can deliver a duct tape and baling wire solution that is fully un-scalable and requires our intervention for each and every minor version upgrade?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | Such_Ad_4726 | ilfwtqj | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The dev and the douchebag from marketing who wants your app done sooner.<|eor|><|sor|>The guy that wants you to change the button then ask to return the old button<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | Ocelotofdamage | ilghfw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Experienced dev who technically meets the dress code taking the new hire out for lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, the dress code, I was working at a bank, and one of the seniors was wearing shorts and flip flops to work<|eor|><|sor|>Based<|eor|><|sor|>Dress codes for non-client facing roles are really dumb. Wear anything that's safe for the job, comfortable, and not distracting and you're good. Any other policy is just executives thinking they're more important than they are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | SecretaryFeeling6627 | ilg5vlt | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want to get angry at this but I'm sat in a stained teeshirt, joggers and my hair is in a scruffy bun.<|eor|><|sor|>Same thing. I want to be offended, but I went to work unshaved today so I shouldnt say anything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | ThoseThingsAreWeird | ilgals6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like the dev and the consultant<|eor|><|sor|>The dev and the douchebag from marketing who wants your app done sooner.<|eor|><|sor|>> the douchebag from marketing who wants your app done sooner
I quite like my marketing guy (who definitely dresses like that). I get frequent chocolate & milkshakes out of him just because I'm willing to mock things up and give him screenshots.
Now your immediate response might be "omg don't do that he'll sell it", and you're right, he does... But my "mocked up screenshots" are almost always "we have this on dev already", but he doesn't know that
If it's not on dev already: "sorry mate, I'm really busy atm, run it by ${manager} and I'll get it done for you when they give me the time". At which point he knows that's a fight he'll lose, so I get a "thanks anyway" bit of chocolate! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | chauggle | ilgak3u | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see a Porsche driver and someone who want to be a Porsche driver<|eor|><|sor|>That's solid. Left was my *actual* Porsche customers, and Right is the models in the catalog hawking Porsche shirts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | KanyeNawf | ilg4p19 | <|sols|><|sot|>The backend dev and the frontend dev. credits @dakitidami<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vgo85g9ozfj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A$AP Carrell
Oversized T (looks like recent Yohji but I'm not sure which collection its actually from)
+ the most faded raws of all time
+ striking NB (on that lunarcore wave p/ sure those are boots)
Goosey is looking euphoric lol buisness cazual tryna be edgy good for all situations green trousers elfmode fucker get out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | MaverickX17 | ryaupp | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,382 |
programmerhumor | badfishbeefcake | hrnnthz | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,384 |
programmerhumor | crash2burn2 | hrnmjsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,477 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | hrnv4bc | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a demo by end of day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,865 |
programmerhumor | TheDustOfMen | hrnlqi6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,343 |
programmerhumor | ieatpickleswithmilk | hrogj3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it was a mechanic instead of a web designer non-technical people might understand how weird this is.
"My mate's car broke down, told him it was $500 bucks and give him your number"
"What? What model is it and what's wrong with it?"
"Sedan, doesn't drive"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,848 |
programmerhumor | doubleyuhtee | hroetx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,585 |
programmerhumor | alienninja1 | hrny7t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Over qualified. A PM would already have the Prod date promised as well before talking to the development team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,584 |
programmerhumor | badfishbeefcake | hro4cf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a demo by end of day<|eor|><|sor|>I have a meeting at 4pm, can you squeeze that demo right before lunch?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,526 |
programmerhumor | badfishbeefcake | hro7sjq | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a demo by end of day<|eor|><|sor|>I have a meeting at 4pm, can you squeeze that demo right before lunch?<|eor|><|sor|>Aight but well have to do the presentation with partial polygon virtualization cause I cant finish that algo in time for lunch<|eor|><|sor|>Everything about this give me anxiety.<|eor|><|sor|>That's because you are not committed enough to the company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,054 |
programmerhumor | Willinton06 | hro4ivg | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a demo by end of day<|eor|><|sor|>I have a meeting at 4pm, can you squeeze that demo right before lunch?<|eor|><|sor|>Aight but well have to do the presentation with partial polygon virtualization cause I cant finish that algo in time for lunch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 914 |
programmerhumor | doubleyuhtee | hroimqr | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok but the div needs to be centered.<|eor|><|sor|>Extra $100 and I'll center it horizontally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 837 |
programmerhumor | Jonnokiwi | hro5z28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its basically like netflix, but in the metaverse, he said he is willing to pay 600 if it works in virtual reality and he would like to have a blockchain so people can pay with crypto.<|eor|><|sor|>I can have a demo by end of day<|eor|><|sor|>I have a meeting at 4pm, can you squeeze that demo right before lunch?<|eor|><|sor|>Aight but well have to do the presentation with partial polygon virtualization cause I cant finish that algo in time for lunch<|eor|><|sor|>Everything about this give me anxiety.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | from_the_east | hrnowrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>500 would get you `index.html` with maybe a couple of `<h>` tags<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | CinnabonCheesecake | hroyhd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was literally asked to estimate how long it would take me to build a 12-page web application at my job.
I asked what the web application was supposed to do and they clarified that they were okay with a rough estimate.
So I told them somewhere between 2 hours and eternity. Apparently my estimation algorithm is garbage-in garbage-out.
[Edited: website -> web application]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 766 |
programmerhumor | Zerodaim | hrohuor | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok but the div needs to be centered.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 687 |
programmerhumor | Opiopathy | hrorv68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>I can put two paragraphs of static html (no css) in an s3 bucket for $500. You write the paragraphs, I will not proofread.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok but the div needs to be centered.<|eor|><|sor|>Extra $100 and I'll center it horizontally.<|eor|><|sor|>$5000 to center vertically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | Jalinja | hrno17l | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's gonna be a very simple website then.<|eor|><|sor|>At my company's hourly rate of $235, that comes out to a little over 2 hours. It won't be pretty or have any functionality, but it will (technically) be a website (maybe).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | Kevmeister_B | hro17hs | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Over qualified. A PM would already have the Prod date promised as well before talking to the development team.<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure a PM would've said "Oh don't worry we've got plenty of prebuilt sites"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | Startled77 | hroj8c2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Just your regular 15 inch one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dqwj29huhaa81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad has the chops to be a project manager.<|eor|><|sor|>IT PM here - were not all dumb asses like that, I promise.
Edit: Quick note, the team got back to me and confirmed the data show that we are all dumb asses. Apologies for the confusion and the meeting minutes will be on the SharePoint for reference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | AWellPlacedCactus | rubhgu | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,357 |
programmerhumor | Flopamp | hqy93aq | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,869 |
programmerhumor | waremi | hqyoi0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,781 |
programmerhumor | Jasdac | hqzym0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>"What do you mean error on line 59? THERE ARE ONLY 20 LINES OF CODE"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | Quack69boofit | hqysxnv | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>Number 2 hurts me to my core<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 946 |
programmerhumor | feidujiujia | hqyh6kf | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This was what led me to watch the whole episodes of we bear bears<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | i3908 | hqyypwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>Number 2 hurts me to my core<|eor|><|sor|>Eat more fiber my friend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 448 |
programmerhumor | dywkhigts | hqy827h | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is adorable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | allredidit | hqyxewp | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>That would be because you haven't discovered Rust yet :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | MylastAccountBroke | hqyq4l6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"What the hell?"
"What the hell!"
"WHY ARE YOU WORKING NOW!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | RoseRedCinderella | hqymsy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao our programming professor showed us this gif when discussing testing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | Scyobi_Empire | hr0i0ub | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>"What do you mean error on line 59? THERE ARE ONLY 20 LINES OF CODE"<|eor|><|sor|>I know that pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | LegaiAA | hqypn3z | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This was what led me to watch the whole episodes of we bear bears<|eor|><|sor|>Such a good show.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | smplejohn | hqzbpbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is adorable<|eor|><|sor|>If you're unfamiliar with We Bare Bears, it's gold.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | AVTOCRAT | hqz1065 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>That would be because you haven't discovered Rust yet :)<|eor|><|sor|>How would Rust be particularly helpful in this scenario? Sure, it'd prevent memory corruption, but the most common case for an unrelated thread to break is (in my experience) usually down to an earlier misbehavior by one thread which only shows up down the line in a connected one. Nothing that the borrow checker can do to fix that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | JackSpyder | hqz5ugb | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>Number 2 hurts me to my core<|eor|><|sor|>Eat more fiber my friend<|eor|><|sor|>For improved bandwidth?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | whiznat | hqyu6x5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is true. And you know you've found the cause when the question is no longer "Why isn't this working?" but instead "How did this ever work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | Artistic-Horror5744 | hqxwsl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao ded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | trwolfe13 | hqyvosq | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and
2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.<|eor|><|sor|>I spent an entire day trying to debug how a database record was seemingly randomly being updated during a workflow recently. Eventually discovered there was a whole other service doing its own thing that was updating it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | pigeon768 | hqzyn8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Debugging Code Be Like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2o2iq7pxia981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"<|eor|><|sor|>That would be because you haven't discovered Rust yet :)<|eor|><|sor|>How would Rust be particularly helpful in this scenario? Sure, it'd prevent memory corruption, but the most common case for an unrelated thread to break is (in my experience) usually down to an earlier misbehavior by one thread which only shows up down the line in a connected one. Nothing that the borrow checker can do to fix that.<|eor|><|sor|>This circle ain't gonna jerk itself. Get back in the pile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | alabdaly891 | u8j3lf | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58,073 |
programmerhumor | AnUglyDumpling | i5ll9cs | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a programmer and I just want a friend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,684 |
programmerhumor | ancient_tree_bark | i5lfeqq | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,678 |
programmerhumor | 666y4nn1ck | i5lgui7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this a video lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,850 |
programmerhumor | terciocalazans | i5lkwdb | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,172 |
programmerhumor | detektiv_Saucaki | i5losib | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a programmer and I just want a friend.<|eor|><|sor|>You got a friend in me!<|eor|><|sor|>Error : using property friend before it's initialized<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 921 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | i5lm2bf | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Artist friends are in demand because nobody's willing to pay what they're worth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | 231ValeiMacoris | i5ljips | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes, people can be both the artist and the programmer...
*Because when there are demon girls involved, no price is high enough...*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 797 |
programmerhumor | Username_Pending101 | i5ljq0l | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok guys lol I have this idea for a mmorpg it's gonna be huge ok I need artists musicians coders writers role is unpaid but you will get commission from each sale!!!!! I'm using RPG maker can it do 3d?!?!? This game is gonna be huge bigger than wow<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like something I would have said back in 8th grade.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | alabdaly891 | i5lh65i | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this a video lol<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't edit photos with adobe premiere ?
Alpha male energy<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | mrkarlino | i5ljw7l | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Reverse for me. I have like a bunch of artists friends and only one programmer tired of our bullshit x)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | tutocookie | i5lh15j | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this a video lol<|eor|><|sor|>Videos are supposed to attract artist friends?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | Tasaq | i5lmrgq | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok guys lol I have this idea for a mmorpg it's gonna be huge ok I need artists musicians coders writers role is unpaid but you will get commission from each sale!!!!! I'm using RPG maker can it do 3d?!?!? This game is gonna be huge bigger than wow<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like something I would have said back in 8th grade.<|eor|><|sor|>Crazy how I went from that to "OK let's make a game, first I will have to code this... then code that... and that... and.... ok I don't want to make a game anymore".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | Tamaki_Rx | i5ljpf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Digital assets stores are always my artist friends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | brimston3- | i5lsggl | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Artist friends are in demand because nobody's willing to pay what they're worth<|eor|><|sor|>The irony is that they do mostly the same thing with a different expression media. The difference being you need a lot of programmers in business, but not as many graphics artists. (except in game dev, where it's the other way around)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Attila_22 | i5m0le5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you *become the artist friend*<|eor|><|sor|>On a counter note, that's why I *became the developer friend*.
Where were all these interested developers when I had the time to work on games? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Artist friends are in demand because nobody's willing to pay what they're worth<|eor|><|sor|>That's why I did the pro move of asking the best designer at work out on a date. Now I get free design advice all the time (often unsolicited).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | disantiyesnt | i5lhx97 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just don't do a game where you need complex animations. If you're a programmer, make a game that leans hard on its programming, leave the amazing looking games to the big studios, and the artist friends who also like games.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | sxan | i5ls0n5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ok guys lol I have this idea for a mmorpg it's gonna be huge ok I need artists musicians coders writers role is unpaid but you will get commission from each sale!!!!! I'm using RPG maker can it do 3d?!?!? This game is gonna be huge bigger than wow<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like something I would have said back in 8th grade.<|eor|><|sor|>Crazy how I went from that to "OK let's make a game, first I will have to code this... then code that... and that... and.... ok I don't want to make a game anymore".<|eor|><|sor|>I started hitting that on every project after a couple decades in the industry.
When I started programming, I didn't have a personal computer, so I'd write the programs out on paper and type them in at the lab. Now, I think about a program idea, I start thinking through the architecture and everything that's going to have to go into it, and I just get bored.
The only way I can write anything anymore is to sit down and start coding, and trust to refactoring.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Key_Ad_6455 | i5lz028 | <|sols|><|sot|>I need an artist friend<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1pxgsysejuu81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a programmer and I just want a friend.<|eor|><|sor|>You got a friend in me!<|eor|><|sor|>Error : using property friend before it's initialized<|eor|><|sor|>I hate you, take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | splatterghost | a6rkoa | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,975 |
programmerhumor | RedZaturn | ebxd14a | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,924 |
programmerhumor | syyyxx | ebxey3x | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>y es<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,952 |
programmerhumor | Ree-yo | ebxcu7z | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like the nose was set to absolute positioning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | a_stitch_in_lime | ebxrdgj | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>y es<|eor|><|sor|>y ^ es<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | T4O2M0 | ebxdixw | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>>css
>r/programmerhumor
Gatekeeping aside I did chuckle at this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 591 |
programmerhumor | mythriz | ebxgklu | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Aww he looks kinda happy now<|eor|><|sor|> Closed: It's a feature, not a bug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | SafetyCar | ebxbhnn | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Blyatchu<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | Slavadir | ebxdgp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Aww he looks kinda happy now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | ebxi5l1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | RockleyBob | ebxdweh | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>My initial intuition about what any given line of CSS will do is dead wrong. 100% of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | TacToc | ebxn7bk | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Google Search Bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | ArcaneYoyo | ebxmijv | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>>css
>r/programmerhumor
Gatekeeping aside I did chuckle at this.<|eor|><|sor|>Curious, how is this gatekeeping?<|eor|><|sor|>CSS doesn't really have logic, it's purpose is just to structure things and style them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | ObstreperousCanadian | ebxufhv | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>y es<|eor|><|sor|>y ^ es<|eor|><|sor|>Frontpage 2003 says hello<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | RVA_101 | ebxnd30 | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Blyatchu<|eor|><|sor|>Gesundheit. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | abbott_costello | ebxs5ie | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>>css
>r/programmerhumor
Gatekeeping aside I did chuckle at this.<|eor|><|sor|>Curious, how is this gatekeeping?<|eor|><|sor|>CSS doesn't really have logic, it's purpose is just to structure things and style them.<|eor|><|sor|>Its still programming adjacent, most programmers know what CSS is while most non-programmers dont know what CSS is. Saying it doesnt belong on the sub is just pedantic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | IchWillRingen | ebxy4vl | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>My initial intuition about what any given line of CSS will do is dead wrong. 100% of the time.<|eor|><|sor|>display: flex
Dies. <|eor|><|sor|>Weird flex but ok<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | ebxn9bf | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Google Search Bar<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah? Well i design my websites on paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Rainverm38 | ebxo29v | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Notepad<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites in Google Search Bar<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah? Well i design my websites on paper.<|eor|><|sor|>I design my websites with sidewalk chalk on my driveway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | gyroda | ebxn9tf | <|sols|><|sot|>The pains of CSS<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ig5u8ke5qo421.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sure you have tried to use CSS but have you ever designed a website in Microsoft word?<|eor|><|sor|>If you're writing emails that have to display correctly in Outlook it can be very useful to open them in Word. They both use the same (very non-standard) HTML renderer.<|eor|><|sor|>I found this out a week or so ago.
Turns out that outlook moved*from IE to Word*. I never thought I'd be wanting for IE over anything else.
Bonus fun fact: in Outlook when you press "display in browser" it'll open the email in IE11, in IE***7*** compatibility mode. This sounds terrible, but only gets worse when you realise it's legitimately an improvement over outlook.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Ad591 | ux6dhm | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,918 |
programmerhumor | Idbetmylifeonit | i9w4qgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | creamyspoon | i9vw8pe | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | bitofaByte8 | i9wk0qv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|sor|>This just happened to me this week when I was asking for an explanation on this piece of Java code hed written close to 20 years ago. Lmao he started talking to me about the Y2K dot com bubble and how technology wed been using from certain companies started going belly up so we had to make a bandage fix for it. Kinda neat how he explained everything and showed he really enjoyed talking about that weird piece of code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 857 |
programmerhumor | lordph8 | i9wazw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 701 |
programmerhumor | Zikiri | i9wd2ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL. didn't even realise there's something called htmx now..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 394 |
programmerhumor | AdultingGoneMild | i9w3in3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a senior dev, we all do the same thing...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Idbetmylifeonit | i9wob06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|sor|>This just happened to me this week when I was asking for an explanation on this piece of Java code hed written close to 20 years ago. Lmao he started talking to me about the Y2K dot com bubble and how technology wed been using from certain companies started going belly up so we had to make a bandage fix for it. Kinda neat how he explained everything and showed he really enjoyed talking about that weird piece of code.<|eor|><|sor|>Talking to the senior developers is one of the best parts of the job. I work with lots of senior developers who've been programming for 30+ years, one has been with our company for 43 years, started with punch cards and fortran, and now write in Java and C.
Their insight and knowledge is simply awe-inspiring, they were there during Y2K, they've seen and done it all from working with physical tape drives, punch cards, and shared terminals to computers more powerful than they could have ever dreamed of and are an absolute joy to work with.
With most of their background being C and Assembly language though they certainly do like to trash talk Java lol.
Not so much the language, but rather how it causes people to be a lot less careful and thoughtful, when you have to manage registers yourself and you've only got 16 that need to do all of the work so you have to manage swapping data in and out of those registers to perform operations on them and you've only got 16 MB of addressable storage you have no choice but to be efficient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | ThisIsMyCouchAccount | i9weqwu | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL. didn't even realise there's something called htmx now..<|eor|><|sor|>I just found out about HAML the other day.<|eor|><|sor|>Just wait until you find YAML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | StrongLikeBull503 | i9we691 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL. didn't even realise there's something called htmx now..<|eor|><|sor|>I just found out about HAML the other day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | jemidiah | i9ws1d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|sor|>This just happened to me this week when I was asking for an explanation on this piece of Java code hed written close to 20 years ago. Lmao he started talking to me about the Y2K dot com bubble and how technology wed been using from certain companies started going belly up so we had to make a bandage fix for it. Kinda neat how he explained everything and showed he really enjoyed talking about that weird piece of code.<|eor|><|sor|>Talking to the senior developers is one of the best parts of the job. I work with lots of senior developers who've been programming for 30+ years, one has been with our company for 43 years, started with punch cards and fortran, and now write in Java and C.
Their insight and knowledge is simply awe-inspiring, they were there during Y2K, they've seen and done it all from working with physical tape drives, punch cards, and shared terminals to computers more powerful than they could have ever dreamed of and are an absolute joy to work with.
With most of their background being C and Assembly language though they certainly do like to trash talk Java lol.
Not so much the language, but rather how it causes people to be a lot less careful and thoughtful, when you have to manage registers yourself and you've only got 16 that need to do all of the work so you have to manage swapping data in and out of those registers to perform operations on them and you've only got 16 MB of addressable storage you have no choice but to be efficient.<|eor|><|sor|>The level of inefficiency in modern code is mind-boggling. Abstraction built on abstraction built on abstraction and everything's running in JavaScript.
Don't get me wrong, it's mostly a reasonable trade-off in terms of inter-operability and developer time. But the fact that I can literally do something a million times faster if I take a lot of time to write it well but that *I almost never have to* is nuts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | ThisIsMyCouchAccount | i9wevpp | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a senior dev, we all do the same thing...<|eor|><|sor|>You know - Im starting to think senior isnt real and its all made up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
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