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ProgrammerDadJokes | Bend1010 | f8w6rco | <|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I think there will be NoSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>There will probably be a fan made one called MySQL<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>DROP ROW * FROM users;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Captain-Useless | edahwf | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Chrisdog6969 | fbgw04v | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | InevitablePeanuts | fbhu9mv | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' alive<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | InevitablePeanuts | fbhozkl | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | krehns | fbhnaih | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | counterplex | fbhrcgn | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | partlybakedideas | fbilwlt | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' alive<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' aliiiiii-hi iiive<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | partlybakedideas | fbilxgd | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' alive<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' aliiiiii-hi iiive<|eor|><|sor|>Do do do DA DA DA DA.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | corbillardier | 80dh9l | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheOuterLinux | duuroie | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jbristow | duutjta | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Todtaure | duuu7hb | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>O'Really?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 3p1k5auc3 | duvlf83 | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Actually O'Reilly puts endangered animals on their covers. See: http://animals.oreilly.com/about/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UshankaDalek | duuyts2 | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant](https://covers.oreillystatic.com/images/0636920028154/lrg.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | freedimension | duvesug | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Would have been great with an ant-eater I'd say.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, its a horned lizard. Their diet mainly consists of ants, so technically ... ;-)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | D4rCM4rC | duvdg8n | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>[This one](https://dev.to/rly)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jbristow | duvhi4c | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5
<|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|sor|>A Gungan.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Isgrimnur | duurheh | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>/r/onejob <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elubious | duvg9y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5
<|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elubious | duw8n8b | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5
<|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|sor|>A Gungan.<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't think Reddit blocked swear words, odd.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elubious | dw4215y | <|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5
<|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|sor|>Misa Jar Jar Binks<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't even know you could reply with empty comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Juxtys | 50gyuc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OtterBite | d741d7n | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Stick a fork in it Dad.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheClawsThatCatch | d745hnq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Why was the programmer banned from the Git burlesque?
Too many pull requests.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IrishRhino70 | d74zcxw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Haven't seen many Git jokes yet. Way to branch out. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chamric | d74qx9r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Because git is so push-y<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lirecela | kifr5x | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ggqllr8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bartekmuzyk | ggqozsc | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Error: constants can't be used without an initializer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | corporategiraffe | ggs86iy | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|sor|>Add const to the start of that statement and you achieve immortality.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | ggrbwk2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|sor|>Which drug?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably the strongest drug of all; the bible.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jdauriemma | ggr7j4p | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>And in bash, a Boolean is just a number.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | roguesith | ggru3ty | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fatboychummy | ggrkvg2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|sor|>Wow I never thought of that but it works on so many levels.
Ohh wait, when the parent process dies...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, universe go poof<|eor|><|sor|>Nah we just get orphaned<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Warrangota | ggr7vd0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|sor|>Wow I never thought of that but it works on so many levels.
Ohh wait, when the parent process dies...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, universe go poof<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | ggqmnky | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>r/TechnicallyTheTruth<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sarnobat | ggqzn78 | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|sor|>Wow I never thought of that but it works on so many levels.
Ohh wait, when the parent process dies...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fcktheworld587 | ggqtzqk | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fcktheworld587 | ggqtxwg | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LightWave_ | ggs9f3f | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|sor|>"I got better."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PixxlMan | ggu3jeh | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|sor|> //TODO: Rename "death" to "IsAlive" for readablity<|eor|><|sor|>Proceeds to forget to invert the value, everyone dies.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thriven | ggqvadl | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>And I am sure my next job I'll find a system where it notates whether someone is alive or dead using
IsDead<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4k33m | ggtzte4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|sor|> //TODO: Rename "death" to "IsAlive" for readablity<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | ggr55no | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|sor|>Which drug?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OmnipotentEntity | ggssrfj | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>When the mostly redundant values of isDead and isAnimate become desynchronized, that is the bug that causes the undead. Necromancers are just QA who went berserk with power.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ggssqvg | <|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Resuscitation science would like to disagree.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe death isn't a boolean then. It's a number, representing the difficulty of bringing someone back.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pyloxon | t1urv7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheFunkyMonk | hyi6h2n | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I have a great UDP joke but you might not get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NetWin90 | hyi6k0a | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke);
if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | imwearingyourpants | hyi56h6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I promise it will be good.
I have an async joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UsablePizza | hyiddu4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I have a great UDP joke but you might not get it.<|eor|><|sor|>I have a great TCP joke; I keep on telling it to you until you get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LMGN | hyigzkv | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke);
if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|sor|>Ignoring the quotation marks, won't isFunny always be truthy? Fetch returns an object.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hyi6r1w | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Async jokes only work in the future.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | billy_tables | hyi619z | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I havent understood it yet but Ill call you back when I do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NetWin90 | hyihb0h | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke);
if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|sor|>Ignoring the quotation marks, won't isFunny always be truthy? Fetch returns an object.<|eor|><|sor|>hm we are really going there huh?
Yes youre right. Fetch returns a fetch response from which you can get the body using for example the json() or text() functions. But for the sake of simplicity i didnt write that. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Alex_Sherby | hyih85x | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I have a great UDP joke but you might not get it.<|eor|><|sor|>I have a great TCP joke; I keep on telling it to you until you get it.<|eor|><|sor|>I have great gopher:// joke but you are probably too young to get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WarriorDude923 | hyijxos | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke);
if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|sor|>You keep clicking that link and that's recursion.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JuanaBackitup | hyieo5o | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Im awaiting for the punchline<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rainmaker526 | hyjy3nu | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Two
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
--
You forgot your mutex<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IBreakCellPhones | hyji9nd | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Would you like to hear a TCP joke?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pyloxon | hyj24ec | <|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Im awaiting for the punchline<|eor|><|soopr|>Sounds promising<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | afterbirth-stirfry | f9t6rv | <|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kilazur | fittv2o | <|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|sor|>Wow, that's really faaar fetched. So it's a prime PDJ.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spicyboisonly | fiu4zj3 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|sor|>This one got me. Well done sir.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zesterer | fivnjf7 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|sor|>Rust is great. No more class heirarchies or inheritance. Solidarity through composition is where it's at.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nathodood | 8ecpuu | <|sols|><|sot|>It's funny because it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/bohoYZG.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thiseye | dxudyc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's funny because it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/bohoYZG.png<|eol|><|sor|>*it's<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Erelde | dxugfm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's funny because it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/bohoYZG.png<|eol|><|sor|>*it's<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost worth redoing it myself...
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfie379 | l1v51u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ayruos | gk1pfg0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheIncredibleWalrus | gk1pozd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pantlesspatrick | gk1pkcr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pantlesspatrick | gk1py45 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>This answer my question, thanks!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pantlesspatrick | gk1pwrd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|sor|>```
bool bottle::isEmpty(){
return false;
}
```<|eor|><|sor|>No I mean I'd restrict "emptiness" to "when the shampoo is zero in volume".
Nvm
Did you know that Cardi B has a sister who is really into fitness? Her name's Cardi O<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theanav | gk3qkbb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>Supplier provided? Sounds like planned obsolescence to me...
def isEmpty():
return True if self.volume < .25 else False<|eor|><|sor|>You dont need an if else then. Just return self.volume < .25<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Scryser | gk1r9gk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, obviously that's what the conditioner is for smh my head<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ayruos | gk1prrz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|sor|>```
bool bottle::isEmpty(){
return false;
}
```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | gk4cifh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>Supplier provided? Sounds like planned obsolescence to me...
def isEmpty():
return True if self.volume < .25 else False<|eor|><|sor|>You dont need an if else then. Just return self.volume < .25<|eor|><|sor|>Cant believe how hard I fucked that one up<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rumpelruedi | gk3ykyt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>But programmers don't read the documentation<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | gk314lo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty?
I think it should be
while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){
fap();
}<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>Supplier provided? Sounds like planned obsolescence to me...
def isEmpty():
return True if self.volume < .25 else False<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroKevin | 86uv0o | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dumbledore18 | dw85ibm | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mariovers | dw86jlh | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MikeMayer | dw8977m | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dw8xrak | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shmutt | dw96mih | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|sor|>Did it register in your mind?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0x564A00 | dw8ax6c | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a thread?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | memgrind | dw8dg53 | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>Lots of cash. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blgke | dw9ac5i | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|sor|>Did it register in your mind?<|eor|><|sor|>Im not getting one speck of this joke..<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | dx711sx | <|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him
"What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>You're the SX to our DX.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jeroengast | 8m3ttc | <|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mreichman | dzkv14e | <|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|sor|>Man, I was trying to make something work with a thread pool, and the bath tub.. I guess I was just deadlocked.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | absurdlyinconvenient | dzl3h2n | <|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|sor|>async functions are actually scales, they always have await<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Konfituren | dzl3f7q | <|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>\>That joke was very funny that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CarbonixYT | a2zym3 | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | swapripper | eb2d95v | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>Those hackers should Virus the stolen money.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reali7 | eb2ccit | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>Ooooh man, that was awsome! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 192_168_0_77 | eb2y5u4 | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>I was waiting for some backdoor stuff.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | eb2wx9z | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>Those hackers should Virus the stolen money.<|eor|><|sor|>That took me a vhile<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
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