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ProgrammerDadJokes
Bend1010
f8w6rco
<|soss|><|sot|>I hear the movie "Databases" is really good.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm looking forward to the SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I think there will be NoSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>There will probably be a fan made one called MySQL<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>DROP ROW * FROM users;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Captain-Useless
edahwf
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
383
ProgrammerDadJokes
Chrisdog6969
fbgw04v
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
InevitablePeanuts
fbhu9mv
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' alive<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
InevitablePeanuts
fbhozkl
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
krehns
fbhnaih
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
counterplex
fbhrcgn
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
partlybakedideas
fbilwlt
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' alive<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' aliiiiii-hi iiive<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
9
ProgrammerDadJokes
partlybakedideas
fbilxgd
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Gandalf say to the poorly formatted date string?<|eot|><|sost|>YOU SHALL NOT PARSE<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' alive<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Stayin' aliiiiii-hi iiive<|eor|><|sor|>Do do do DA DA DA DA.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
corbillardier
80dh9l
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
382
ProgrammerDadJokes
TheOuterLinux
duuroie
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
91
ProgrammerDadJokes
jbristow
duutjta
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5 <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Todtaure
duuu7hb
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>O'Really?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
27
ProgrammerDadJokes
3p1k5auc3
duvlf83
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Actually O'Reilly puts endangered animals on their covers. See: http://animals.oreilly.com/about/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
UshankaDalek
duuyts2
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevant](https://covers.oreillystatic.com/images/0636920028154/lrg.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
ProgrammerDadJokes
freedimension
duvesug
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Would have been great with an ant-eater I'd say.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, its a horned lizard. Their diet mainly consists of ants, so technically ... ;-)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
D4rCM4rC
duvdg8n
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>[This one](https://dev.to/rly)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jbristow
duvhi4c
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5 <|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|sor|>A Gungan.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Isgrimnur
duurheh
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>/r/onejob <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Elubious
duvg9y3
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5 <|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
Elubious
duw8n8b
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5 <|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|sor|>A Gungan.<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't think Reddit blocked swear words, odd.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
Elubious
dw4215y
<|sols|><|sot|>You had ONE job!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a77evc6qkki01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly think the illustrators of programming books just run some kind of random animal generator and go with it. <|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory http://imgur.com/gallery/vqUQ5 <|eor|><|sor|>The fuck is that thing on the interviews one?<|eor|><|sor|>Misa Jar Jar Binks<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't even know you could reply with empty comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Juxtys
50gyuc
<|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
382
ProgrammerDadJokes
OtterBite
d741d7n
<|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Stick a fork in it Dad.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheClawsThatCatch
d745hnq
<|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Why was the programmer banned from the Git burlesque? Too many pull requests.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IrishRhino70
d74zcxw
<|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Haven't seen many Git jokes yet. Way to branch out. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
chamric
d74qx9r
<|soss|><|sot|>Why don't bachelors like Git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid to commit.<|eost|><|sor|>Because git is so push-y<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
13
ProgrammerDadJokes
lirecela
kifr5x
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
382
ProgrammerDadJokes
vkapadia
ggqllr8
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
81
ProgrammerDadJokes
bartekmuzyk
ggqozsc
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Error: constants can't be used without an initializer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
corporategiraffe
ggs86iy
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|sor|>Add const to the start of that statement and you achieve immortality.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
26
ProgrammerDadJokes
TheNosferatu
ggrbwk2
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|sor|>Which drug?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably the strongest drug of all; the bible.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jdauriemma
ggr7j4p
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>And in bash, a Boolean is just a number.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
roguesith
ggru3ty
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fatboychummy
ggrkvg2
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|sor|>Wow I never thought of that but it works on so many levels. Ohh wait, when the parent process dies...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, universe go poof<|eor|><|sor|>Nah we just get orphaned<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Warrangota
ggr7vd0
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|sor|>Wow I never thought of that but it works on so many levels. Ohh wait, when the parent process dies...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, universe go poof<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Beleheth
ggqmnky
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>r/TechnicallyTheTruth<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sarnobat
ggqzn78
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|sor|>Wow I never thought of that but it works on so many levels. Ohh wait, when the parent process dies...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
11
ProgrammerDadJokes
fcktheworld587
ggqtzqk
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It's really more of a process than a boolean<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fcktheworld587
ggqtxwg
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
LightWave_
ggs9f3f
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|sor|>"I got better."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PixxlMan
ggu3jeh
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|sor|> //TODO: Rename "death" to "IsAlive" for readablity<|eor|><|sor|>Proceeds to forget to invert the value, everyone dies.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Thriven
ggqvadl
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>And I am sure my next job I'll find a system where it notates whether someone is alive or dead using IsDead<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
4k33m
ggtzte4
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool death = false;`<|eor|><|sor|> //TODO: Rename "death" to "IsAlive" for readablity<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
b_rad_c
ggr55no
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, I've seen it go back and forth<|eor|><|sor|>Which drug?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
OmnipotentEntity
ggssrfj
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>When the mostly redundant values of isDead and isAnimate become desynchronized, that is the bug that causes the undead. Necromancers are just QA who went berserk with power.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
vkapadia
ggssqvg
<|soss|><|sot|>Age is just a number and death is just a Boolean.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>A boolean that can only be set once.<|eor|><|sor|>Resuscitation science would like to disagree.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe death isn't a boolean then. It's a number, representing the difficulty of bringing someone back.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pyloxon
t1urv7
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
379
ProgrammerDadJokes
TheFunkyMonk
hyi6h2n
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I have a great UDP joke but you might not get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
NetWin90
hyi6k0a
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke); if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
imwearingyourpants
hyi56h6
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I promise it will be good. I have an async joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
UsablePizza
hyiddu4
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I have a great UDP joke but you might not get it.<|eor|><|sor|>I have a great TCP joke; I keep on telling it to you until you get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
LMGN
hyigzkv
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke); if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|sor|>Ignoring the quotation marks, won't isFunny always be truthy? Fetch returns an object.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
hyi6r1w
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Async jokes only work in the future.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
billy_tables
hyi619z
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I havent understood it yet but Ill call you back when I do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
NetWin90
hyihb0h
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke); if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|sor|>Ignoring the quotation marks, won't isFunny always be truthy? Fetch returns an object.<|eor|><|sor|>hm we are really going there huh? Yes youre right. Fetch returns a fetch response from which you can get the body using for example the json() or text() functions. But for the sake of simplicity i didnt write that. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Alex_Sherby
hyih85x
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>I have a great UDP joke but you might not get it.<|eor|><|sor|>I have a great TCP joke; I keep on telling it to you until you get it.<|eor|><|sor|>I have great gopher:// joke but you are probably too young to get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
WarriorDude923
hyijxos
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>const isFunny = await fetch(https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/t1urv7/i_have_an_async_joke); if (isFunny) this.laugh();<|eor|><|sor|>You keep clicking that link and that's recursion.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
JuanaBackitup
hyieo5o
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Im awaiting for the punchline<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Rainmaker526
hyjy3nu
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Two One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? -- You forgot your mutex<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IBreakCellPhones
hyji9nd
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Would you like to hear a TCP joke?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pyloxon
hyj24ec
<|soss|><|sot|>I have an async joke<|eot|><|sost|>I promise it will be good.<|eost|><|sor|>Im awaiting for the punchline<|eor|><|soopr|>Sounds promising<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
afterbirth-stirfry
f9t6rv
<|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
380
ProgrammerDadJokes
Kilazur
fittv2o
<|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|sor|>Wow, that's really faaar fetched. So it's a prime PDJ.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
spicyboisonly
fiu4zj3
<|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|sor|>This one got me. Well done sir.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
zesterer
fivnjf7
<|soss|><|sot|>How does Karl Marx know when it's time to free up memory?<|eot|><|sost|>When the class has no function<|eost|><|sor|>Rust is great. No more class heirarchies or inheritance. Solidarity through composition is where it's at.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nathodood
8ecpuu
<|sols|><|sot|>It's funny because it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/bohoYZG.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
376
ProgrammerDadJokes
thiseye
dxudyc2
<|sols|><|sot|>It's funny because it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/bohoYZG.png<|eol|><|sor|>*it's<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13
ProgrammerDadJokes
Erelde
dxugfm7
<|sols|><|sot|>It's funny because it's true<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/bohoYZG.png<|eol|><|sor|>*it's<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost worth redoing it myself... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wolfie379
l1v51u
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
374
ProgrammerDadJokes
ayruos
gk1pfg0
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
104
ProgrammerDadJokes
TheIncredibleWalrus
gk1pozd
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
67
ProgrammerDadJokes
pantlesspatrick
gk1pkcr
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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pantlesspatrick
gk1py45
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>This answer my question, thanks!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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pantlesspatrick
gk1pwrd
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>``` bool bottle::isEmpty(){ return false; } ```<|eor|><|sor|>No I mean I'd restrict "emptiness" to "when the shampoo is zero in volume". Nvm Did you know that Cardi B has a sister who is really into fitness? Her name's Cardi O<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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theanav
gk3qkbb
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>Supplier provided? Sounds like planned obsolescence to me... def isEmpty(): return True if self.volume < .25 else False<|eor|><|sor|>You dont need an if else then. Just return self.volume < .25<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Scryser
gk1r9gk
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, obviously that's what the conditioner is for smh my head<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ayruos
gk1prrz
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>``` bool bottle::isEmpty(){ return false; } ```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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b_rad_c
gk4cifh
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>Supplier provided? Sounds like planned obsolescence to me... def isEmpty(): return True if self.volume < .25 else False<|eor|><|sor|>You dont need an if else then. Just return self.volume < .25<|eor|><|sor|>Cant believe how hard I fucked that one up<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Rumpelruedi
gk3ykyt
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>But programmers don't read the documentation<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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b_rad_c
gk314lo
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers take forever to wash their hair?<|eot|><|sost|>The instructions on the shampoo bottle say "lather, rinse, repeat", but don't have a loop termination condition.<|eost|><|sor|>`while !bottle.isEmpty();`<|eor|><|sor|>But how do you define empty? I think it should be while (bottle.shampooVolume > 0){ fap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>isEmpty is a method on the bottle object, the supplier provides it<|eor|><|sor|>Supplier provided? Sounds like planned obsolescence to me... def isEmpty(): return True if self.volume < .25 else False<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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PyroKevin
86uv0o
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Dumbledore18
dw85ibm
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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mariovers
dw86jlh
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MikeMayer
dw8977m
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Aschentei
dw8xrak
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Shmutt
dw96mih
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|sor|>Did it register in your mind?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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0x564A00
dw8ax6c
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that a thread?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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memgrind
dw8dg53
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>Lots of cash. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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blgke
dw9ac5i
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|sor|>Did it register in your mind?<|eor|><|sor|>Im not getting one speck of this joke..<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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beomagi
dx711sx
<|soss|><|sot|>So a buddy of mine told me he could easily increase my processor performance...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him "What's the cache?"<|eost|><|sor|>I won't give u that Intel.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just not able to process these jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>Im missing the floating point.<|eor|><|sor|>You're the SX to our DX.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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jeroengast
8m3ttc
<|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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mreichman
dzkv14e
<|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|sor|>Man, I was trying to make something work with a thread pool, and the bath tub.. I guess I was just deadlocked.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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absurdlyinconvenient
dzl3h2n
<|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|sor|>async functions are actually scales, they always have await<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Konfituren
dzl3f7q
<|soss|><|sot|>What part of the bathroom can handle water concurrently?<|eot|><|sost|>async.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>\>That joke was very funny that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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CarbonixYT
a2zym3
<|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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swapripper
eb2d95v
<|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>Those hackers should Virus the stolen money.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Reali7
eb2ccit
<|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>Ooooh man, that was awsome! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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192_168_0_77
eb2y5u4
<|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>I was waiting for some backdoor stuff.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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hughperman
eb2wx9z
<|soss|><|sot|>You know what the hackers did when the police came to their door?<|eot|><|sost|>They ransomware safe.<|eost|><|sor|>Those hackers should Virus the stolen money.<|eor|><|sor|>That took me a vhile<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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