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ProgrammerDadJokes | misterlukechild | m0fmzc | <|soss|><|sot|>One of my CS students asked me for a book on references in C++<|eot|><|sost|>I didn't have one, so instead I offered him a few pointers<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gq8eifd | <|soss|><|sot|>One of my CS students asked me for a book on references in C++<|eot|><|sost|>I didn't have one, so instead I offered him a few pointers<|eost|><|sor|>I actually laughed, thank you for posting here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | misterlukechild | gq8h81c | <|soss|><|sot|>One of my CS students asked me for a book on references in C++<|eot|><|sost|>I didn't have one, so instead I offered him a few pointers<|eost|><|sor|>I actually laughed, thank you for posting here.<|eor|><|soopr|>We're all in need of some chuckles right now, and I'm always here for a good pun <|eoopr|><|... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FreakyMcJay | gq9mazn | <|soss|><|sot|>One of my CS students asked me for a book on references in C++<|eot|><|sost|>I didn't have one, so instead I offered him a few pointers<|eost|><|sor|>[I hate you.](https://xkcd.com/138/)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | starshine531 | gq8w2mh | <|soss|><|sot|>One of my CS students asked me for a book on references in C++<|eot|><|sost|>I didn't have one, so instead I offered him a few pointers<|eost|><|sor|>I actually laughed, thank you for posting here.<|eor|><|soopr|>We're all in need of some chuckles right now, and I'm always here for a good pun <|eoopr|><|... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xyzzy_comma_enter | 8zz4on | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | meebwix | e2mpgxh | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be hard to convict since there are too many variables <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Gaffi1 | e2mrdkt | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be hard to convict since there are too many variables <|eor|><|sor|>Hopefully he doesn't commit too much more.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hash255 | e2mvbcg | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>I guess you could say it was... Arrested Development. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xyzzy_comma_enter | e2mu0zi | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be hard to convict since there are too many variables <|eor|><|sor|>Hopefully he doesn't commit too much more.<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm trying to think of a way to us... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xyzzy_comma_enter | e2mt6v7 | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|soopr|>I agree that this is a fair way to comment without "commenting"<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thiseye | e2mw0no | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|soopr|>I agree that this is a fair way to comment without "commenting"<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'd go so far to say that too many comments are a sign of bad ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | meebwix | e2n2ahf | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>I guess you could say it was... Arrested Development. <|eor|><|sor|>"There's always $_ in the banana stand!"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lucavon | e2nshub | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>It'll be hard to convict since there are too many variables <|eor|><|sor|>Hopefully he doesn't commit too much more.<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm trying to think of a way to us... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | meebwix | e2n2cyr | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>I guess you could say it was... Arrested Development. <|eor|><|sor|>"There's always $_ in the banana stand!"<|eor|><|sor|>Bananas have been depicted in ancient Egypti... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xyzzy_comma_enter | e2p2p4u | <|soss|><|sot|>A developer was arrested for writing bad code<|eot|><|sost|>We reached out to the alleged criminal but he refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>I guess you could say it was... Arrested Development. <|eor|><|sor|>"There's always $_ in the banana stand!"<|eor|><|sor|>Bananas have been depicted in ancient Egypti... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | pgcetd | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a sysadmin "own the libs"?<|eot|><|sost|> # chown -R root:root /lib && chmod -R 700 /lib<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DDzwiedziu | hbakq2j | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a sysadmin "own the libs"?<|eot|><|sost|> # chown -R root:root /lib && chmod -R 700 /lib<|eost|><|sor|>*...and take your upvote, you filthy animal...*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | therealvicval | hbb96dk | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a sysadmin "own the libs"?<|eot|><|sost|> # chown -R root:root /lib && chmod -R 700 /lib<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is so good that I rolled my eyes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vihila | hbdk6q1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a sysadmin "own the libs"?<|eot|><|sost|> # chown -R root:root /lib && chmod -R 700 /lib<|eost|><|sor|>Yeah but the filthy commie libs are obviously in /usr/share/lib<|eor|><|sor|>wrong, the soviets use /ussr/share/lib<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | posixUncompliant | hbdgjo1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a sysadmin "own the libs"?<|eot|><|sost|> # chown -R root:root /lib && chmod -R 700 /lib<|eost|><|sor|>Yeah but the filthy commie libs are obviously in /usr/share/lib<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jonnyboyrebel | hbd4kfg | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a sysadmin "own the libs"?<|eot|><|sost|> # chown -R root:root /lib && chmod -R 700 /lib<|eost|><|sor|>Funny and educational<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prototrout | 6oc833 | <|soss|><|sot|>Kernel programming is like buying from IKEA<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CaptainBlagbird | dkgnd29 | <|soss|><|sot|>Kernel programming is like buying from IKEA<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required.<|eost|><|sor|>We'll C about that...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | egeeirl | dkgmbbv | <|soss|><|sot|>Kernel programming is like buying from IKEA<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required.<|eost|><|sor|>*groans*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bj_christianson | dkh5a26 | <|soss|><|sot|>Kernel programming is like buying from IKEA<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required.<|eost|><|sor|>*groans*<|eor|><|sor|>You knew what you were getting into when you came here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | can_i_automate_that | mr2068 | <|soss|><|sot|>My computer showed up late to work today... Mustve had a hard drive<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | gujmry7 | <|soss|><|sot|>My computer showed up late to work today... Mustve had a hard drive<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Probably went through a bad sector.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | gujyujt | <|soss|><|sot|>My computer showed up late to work today... Mustve had a hard drive<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Probably went through a bad sector.<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe the bus was broken<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Darth_Nibbles | guk8std | <|soss|><|sot|>My computer showed up late to work today... Mustve had a hard drive<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Thank you for reminding me this sub exists.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thriven | gukz02l | <|soss|><|sot|>My computer showed up late to work today... Mustve had a hard drive<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Probably went through a bad sector.<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe the bus was broken<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe he just couldn't get his head into it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | causalNondeterminism | 60gf9t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Yoda's code always crash?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there is no try.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jackalopalen | df6vtx3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Yoda's code always crash?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there is no try.<|eost|><|sor|>Cring-worthy, this is. Inside, I die did. <|eor|><|sor|>Should be "die inside, I did"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | df6tl04 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Yoda's code always crash?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there is no try.<|eost|><|sor|>An excellent Erlang programmer, Yoda would be.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | causalNondeterminism | df73trm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Yoda's code always crash?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there is no try.<|eost|><|sor|>Groan I did<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I can sense the presence of /r/PrequelMemes and /r/SequelMemes.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sneakpeekbot | df73u17 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does Yoda's code always crash?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there is no try.<|eost|><|sor|>Groan I did<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I can sense the presence of /r/PrequelMemes and /r/SequelMemes.<|eoopr|><|sor|>**Here's a sneak peek of [/r/PrequelMemes](https://np.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes) using t... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Brainix | aggtxk | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | survivalking4 | ee6fed8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>`// TODO: Write comments`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vividboarder | ee667tc | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you just explain your joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the real joke.
Is that clear now that Ive explained it?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | ee65nkv | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you just explain your joke?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nuclearslug | ee6aesc | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you just explain your joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the real joke.
Is that clear now that Ive explained it?<|eor|><|sor|>Im sorry, I wasnt listening. I... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | ee7dwqm | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>`// TODO: Write comments`<|eor|><|sor|>// TODO: Write a TODO<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hoimangkuk | ee6i09m | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>But that joke doesn't work in production...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EquationTAKEN | ee6lm6d | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>But that joke doesn't work in production...<|eor|><|sor|>We all know production has a bad sense of humor.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Drink-irresponsibly | ee6aiuf | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you just explain your joke?<|eor|><|sor|>r/woooosh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bca327 | ee75fep | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>At least put your name and date in the comments in your code so I know who to curse under my breath 10 years from now when I am stuck having to debug it... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hoimangkuk | ee6m415 | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>But that joke doesn't work in production...<|eor|><|sor|>We all know production has a bad sense of humor.<|eor|><|sor|>But it work on my laptop<|eor|><|... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Xiver1972 | ee78rzy | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>At least put your name and date in the comments in your code so I know who to curse under my breath 10 years from now when I am stuck having to debug it... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bca327 | ee79i2o | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>At least put your name and date in the comments in your code so I know who to curse under my breath 10 years from now when I am stuck having to debug it... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | ee6wogz | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>But that joke doesn't work in production...<|eor|><|sor|>We all know production has a bad sense of humor.<|eor|><|sor|>But it work on my laptop<|eor|><|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_me_ur_happy_traiI | ee7d49x | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>Sometimes the task or the language require you to write code that isnt self-explanatory. A recent example at my job, we work with ReactJS and Leaflet, b... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dauchande | ee73y2t | <|soss|><|sot|>Code is like a joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...if you have to explain it, it's bad.
See? Because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny.<|eost|><|sor|>But that joke doesn't work in production...<|eor|><|sor|>Works on my machine.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lukaseder | i7sllv | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lukaseder | g13qm0t | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|soopr|>Can't wait for the sequel<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | g149k1h | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|soopr|>Can't wait for the sequel<|eoopr|><|sor|>Have a Reddit copper
#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeebsterUK | g13w3la | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|sor|>Do people pronounce query and fairy so that they rhyme? Or am I missing the joke?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r0emer | g13tace | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|sor|>Dang, what's the crossproduct of goblins and dragons? Don't want to think further<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lukaseder | g13zlh5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|sor|>Do people pronounce query and fairy so that they rhyme? Or am I missing the joke?<|eor|><|soopr|>`/kw.i/` [among others](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/query) vs `/fi/` [among others](https... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HealthTroll | g156ypn | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|soopr|>Can't wait for the sequel<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>SOUNDS LIKE fun<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aderthedasher | g147hjo | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|sor|>Do people pronounce query and fairy so that they rhyme? Or am I missing the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Its like ku-e-ry, so yeah<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kodosExecutioner | g13rw2z | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|sor|>I was gonna go for hiv. Can we say I was close?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | g13wv3k | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|sor|>How about
EXPLAIN SELECT * FROM dragons INNER JOIN princesses ON knight_in_shining_armor_id<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cat_Marshal | g149zbk | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you SELECT * FROM goblins, dragons, elves, unicorns<|eot|><|sost|>A query tale<|eost|><|sor|>Do people pronounce query and fairy so that they rhyme? Or am I missing the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>I pronounce it with a long E sound so this didnt make sense to me either.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rorschach47 | e27hsl | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time Dad!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | f8uqt35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time Dad!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I feel bad for studying CS :(<|eor|><|sor|>Don't. This is a total straw man. Regardless of what you focus on, you won't always be the person needed in an emergency. And you can absolutely work on projects which can help s... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cintax | f8um1u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Not the time Dad!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ry044pdv2141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I may be having a brain fart but I thought it was display: table;<|eor|><|sor|>Both are different, valid, values. Grid is relatively new.
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/display<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | doq9rj | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you cheer up an unhappy tree?<|eot|><|sost|>You console.log<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cheswick738 | f5pgu8d | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you cheer up an unhappy tree?<|eot|><|sost|>You console.log<|eost|><|sor|>I laughed, therefore I have to upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | f5plh1q | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you cheer up an unhappy tree?<|eot|><|sost|>You console.log<|eost|><|sor|>I laughed, therefore I have to upvote<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah its true, sorry I dont make the rules<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | goodolbluey | f5ri998 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you cheer up an unhappy tree?<|eot|><|sost|>You console.log<|eost|><|sor|>Oh dang, I was gonna say "invert that frown upside down."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Hey, that's pretty clever. Wait... wait a sec, holy crap, would that actually work?"
>>> ':-('[::-1]
'(-:'
You so... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | goodolbluey | f5pvqe2 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you cheer up an unhappy tree?<|eot|><|sost|>You console.log<|eost|><|sor|>Oh dang, I was gonna say "invert that frown upside down."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoctorInfamous | f5s1s8y | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you cheer up an unhappy tree?<|eot|><|sost|>You console.log<|eost|><|sor|>Oh dang, I was gonna say "invert that frown upside down."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Hey, that's pretty clever. Wait... wait a sec, holy crap, would that actually work?"
>>> ':-('[::-1]
'(-:'
You so... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GlowingApple | f5s81wk | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you cheer up an unhappy tree?<|eot|><|sost|>You console.log<|eost|><|sor|>Oh dang, I was gonna say "invert that frown upside down."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Hey, that's pretty clever. Wait... wait a sec, holy crap, would that actually work?"
>>> ':-('[::-1]
'(-:'
You so... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | a3g1k2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abeth | eb5yf66 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>What Im hearing is that quantum computing based AI could be gender-fluid<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | freudacious | eb6gxfy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>*leftist getting triggered*<|eor|><|sor|>Im leftist. I laughed. Go take your strawman back to T_D. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | eb6tcm5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>What Im hearing is that quantum computing based AI could be gender-fluid<|eor|><|sor|>The quarks of programming...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | eb73z3j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>What Im hearing is that quantum computing based AI could be gender-fluid<|eor|><|sor|>The quarks of programming...<|eor|><|sor|>The queer-bits<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | battlemage64 | eb6pu61 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>What Im hearing is that quantum computing based AI could be gender-fluid<|eor|><|sor|>Or trinary AI. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StaleTheBread | eb5vx0z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>Lol reminds me of a poem made by a non-binary poet. I was never able to find it but I believe it was on button poetry. There was a pun where they said something like They think its a binary. One zeroes in on... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | swapripper | eb67orc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>*Alt Intelligence*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM_ME_LAWSUITS_BBY | eb7vqqi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>*leftist getting triggered*<|eor|><|sor|>Im leftist. I laughed. Go take your strawman back to T_D. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Same as well
Turns out people actually like jokes if they dont just bo... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lukee910 | eb81s8v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>_sets in, slightly off beat_<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mootmath | eb7n07n | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>*leftist getting triggered*<|eor|><|sor|>How out of touch do you have to be to say stuff like this<|eor|><|sor|>Very. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dr_Azrael_Tod | eb7r78f | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't an AI be gender-fluid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because then it would be non-binary!<|eost|><|sor|>*leftist getting triggered*<|eor|><|sor|>How out of touch do you have to be to say stuff like this<|eor|><|sor|>Very. <|eor|><|sor|>so... everyone on the internets?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GetSetFunction101 | ljnop8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Do Python users enjoy using functions?<|eot|><|sost|>Def
Edit: thank you for the silver friend. I hope you have a great day<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gimmebananachips | gnekehr | <|soss|><|sot|>Do Python users enjoy using functions?<|eot|><|sost|>Def
Edit: thank you for the silver friend. I hope you have a great day<|eost|><|sor|>i think ill pass on this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gnesb0f | <|soss|><|sot|>Do Python users enjoy using functions?<|eot|><|sost|>Def
Edit: thank you for the silver friend. I hope you have a great day<|eost|><|sor|>i think ill pass on this joke<|eor|><|sor|>That's even worse than the original, take my upvote and get out :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GrizzledTheGrizzly | gne8pxy | <|soss|><|sot|>Do Python users enjoy using functions?<|eot|><|sost|>Def
Edit: thank you for the silver friend. I hope you have a great day<|eost|><|sor|>You clever bastard.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | klucze | gnfoslr | <|soss|><|sot|>Do Python users enjoy using functions?<|eot|><|sost|>Def
Edit: thank you for the silver friend. I hope you have a great day<|eost|><|sor|>In which language do you declare a function using the `fun` keyword?<|eor|><|sor|>Kotlin<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gnfiz6f | <|soss|><|sot|>Do Python users enjoy using functions?<|eot|><|sost|>Def
Edit: thank you for the silver friend. I hope you have a great day<|eost|><|sor|>In which language do you declare a function using the `fun` keyword?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | choc_brown_ | jfwg38 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I-AM_SPARTACUS | g9msdk0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance<|eost|><|sor|>Or extend the Upper class.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pBlast | g9njzsv | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance<|eost|><|sor|>Make sure your wealth is protected so that only your children can access it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spaghettipattern | g9nxu8q | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance<|eost|><|sor|>`malloc(the means of production)`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | choc_brown_ | g9nk60j | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance<|eost|><|sor|>Make sure your wealth is protected so that only your children can access it.<|eor|><|soopr|>ay sir<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | riisen | g9mxslt | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance<|eost|><|sor|>super()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fauxintellectual | g9okbzg | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance<|eost|><|sor|>`ToUpper()`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | o4hc5h | <|soss|><|sot|>Wanna hear a joke on documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>It's not done yet<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PeaPanties | h2hrwje | <|soss|><|sot|>Wanna hear a joke on documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>It's not done yet<|eost|><|sor|>I'll do it after the first bug free production release<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
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