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ProgrammerDadJokes | Typesalot | h2id2ht | <|soss|><|sot|>Wanna hear a joke on documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>It's not done yet<|eost|><|sor|> $ man joke
The full documentation for **joke** is maintained as a Texinfo manual.
^(I didn't realise this got away prematurely. Edited to say what I actually meant.)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _bluequartz | h2igr8u | <|soss|><|sot|>Wanna hear a joke on documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>It's not done yet<|eost|><|sor|>"We'll do it in the next sprint... yeah, the IDE has a tool to generate those. 1 story point."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neelsg | 8bphil | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MadSnipr | dx8xf9z | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>Was it a Python? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prototrout | dx8w8dz | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>You should have a word with the doctor.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | miss_Saraswati | dx9feoc | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>So... what do you call eight hobbits?
... one hob-byte...
Showing myself out now..<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beleg_tal | dx91u2u | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>You should have a word with the doctor.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I hear he's quite *char*ming.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | daggerdragon | dx97tkt | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>You should have a word with the doctor.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I hear he's quite *char*ming.<|eor|><|sor|>You're really stringing this pun thread out.<|eor|><|eoss|><|en... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | frugal_masturbater | dx9cv7j | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>You should have a word with the doctor.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I hear he's quite *char*ming.<|eor|><|sor|>You're really stringing this pun thread out.<|eor|><|sor|>Just ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FatFingerHelperBot | dx8xozi | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>Was it a Python? <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It seems that your comment contains 1 or more links that are hard to tap for mobile users.
I will extend those so they're easie... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_me_ur__labia | dx9idmm | <|soss|><|sot|>Had to go to the ER yesterday because a snake bit me 8 times<|eot|><|sost|>They only treated me for one byte<|eost|><|sor|>You should have a word with the doctor.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I hear he's quite *char*ming.<|eor|><|sor|>You're really stringing this pun thread out.<|eor|><|sor|>Just ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | p06bvx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does C++ make programmers smash their keys in frustration?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a strongly typed language.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | h84k51c | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does C++ make programmers smash their keys in frustration?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a strongly typed language.<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't .NET programmers need to use SQL?
Because C# is their Db.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Benimation | h85c68v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does C++ make programmers smash their keys in frustration?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a strongly typed language.<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't .NET programmers need to use SQL?
Because C# is their Db.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Db means D flat (as in the music note), C# and Db are sorta the same thi... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kopczak1995 | h856o5h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does C++ make programmers smash their keys in frustration?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a strongly typed language.<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't .NET programmers need to use SQL?
Because C# is their Db.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iso3200 | h858zni | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does C++ make programmers smash their keys in frustration?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a strongly typed language.<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't .NET programmers need to use SQL?
Because C# is their Db.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Db means D flat (as in the music note), C# and Db are sorta the same thi... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xobotun | h859d1z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does C++ make programmers smash their keys in frustration?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a strongly typed language.<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't .NET programmers need to use SQL?
Because C# is their Db.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Db means D flat (as in the music note), C# and Db are sorta the same thi... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | h85eday | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does C++ make programmers smash their keys in frustration?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a strongly typed language.<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't .NET programmers need to use SQL?
Because C# is their Db.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Db means D flat (as in the music note), C# and Db are sorta the same thi... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iKilledChuckNorris | aguu90 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is what Facebook is come up with<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frh9snqqdxa21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EquationTAKEN | eeasqp9 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is what Facebook is come up with<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frh9snqqdxa21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry, how is this a dadjoke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jsparidaans | ee9u44k | <|sols|><|sot|>This is what Facebook is come up with<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frh9snqqdxa21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is this tenyearchallenge? Im outta the loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iKilledChuckNorris | ee9u8el | <|sols|><|sot|>This is what Facebook is come up with<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frh9snqqdxa21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is this tenyearchallenge? Im outta the loop<|eor|><|soopr|>Its where you post your pics from 10 years ago and now, just to get used by facebook<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _Bad_Dev_ | eeb850g | <|sols|><|sot|>This is what Facebook is come up with<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/frh9snqqdxa21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is this tenyearchallenge? Im outta the loop<|eor|><|soopr|>Its where you post your pics from 10 years ago and now, just to get used by facebook<|eoopr|><|sor|>I really don't get how finding a picture ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | njfbmr | <|soss|><|sot|>Olivia began this summer writing low-level code to interface with devices.<|eot|><|sost|>She got her Drivers License.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | callum_n66 | gz7rm6d | <|soss|><|sot|>Olivia began this summer writing low-level code to interface with devices.<|eot|><|sost|>She got her Drivers License.<|eost|><|sor|>The first post on the sub in a while thats actually made me chuckle<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gz836y1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Olivia began this summer writing low-level code to interface with devices.<|eot|><|sost|>She got her Drivers License.<|eost|><|sor|>The first post on the sub in a while thats actually made me chuckle<|eor|><|soopr|>Glad to help! SNL was an inspiration.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gz7xrc8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Olivia began this summer writing low-level code to interface with devices.<|eot|><|sost|>She got her Drivers License.<|eost|><|soopr|>You said forever, now I accept alone the wholesome award :)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | js9rcs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | gbxybjn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>It can be called! By itself, of course. Which would allow you to deal with command line arguments received recursively, and other such cursed things.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Potatoe_Master | gbyrn0f | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>It can be called! By itself, of course. Which would allow you to deal with command line arguments received recursively, and other such cursed things.<|eor|><|sor|>Only in C. It's undefined behavior... | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0x3fff0000 | gby2kf4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't it technically called by the C runtime?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Giocri | gbxyran | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>It can be called! By itself, of course. Which would allow you to deal with command line arguments received recursively, and other such cursed things.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to think if I ever did that.... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | balkenbrij | gby589y | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't it technically called by the C runtime?<|eor|><|sor|>[Yes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crt0) but that would spoil the fun ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boredcircuits | gby60v4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>It can be called! By itself, of course. Which would allow you to deal with command line arguments received recursively, and other such cursed things.<|eor|><|sor|>Only in C. It's undefined behavior... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wikipedia_text_bot | gby594f | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't it technically called by the C runtime?<|eor|><|sor|>[Yes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crt0) but that would spoil the fun ;)<|eor|><|sor|>**[Crt0](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crt0)**
crt0 (... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mhgl | gbyal5b | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>But most of them do return its calls.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 30svich | gbyeyqt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't it technically called by the C runtime?<|eor|><|sor|>C runtime is the reason why main function exists. So, C runtime is the mother, so main is only called by its mother<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rein215 | gbyx4vb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>Actually, it's the only function that always gets called. Because the runtime calls it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Stout_Gamer | gbyk8pp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>It can be called! By itself, of course. Which would allow you to deal with command line arguments received recursively, and other such cursed things.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm so lonely the only person who t... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Login34 | gbzj95z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>But most of them do return its calls.<|eor|><|sor|>\*"void PrintHelloWorld()" enters the chat.\*<|eor|><|sor|>A void function? But how will you ever know the result of... printing hello world?<|eor|><... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Stout_Gamer | gbykf94 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>But most of them do return its calls.<|eor|><|sor|>\*"void PrintHelloWorld()" enters the chat.\*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT | gc02tn0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>It can be called! By itself, of course. Which would allow you to deal with command line arguments received recursively, and other such cursed things.<|eor|><|sor|>Only in C. It's undefined behavior... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | gc04dp1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is the main() function in C/C++ sad?<|eot|><|sost|>Because no other function calls it.<|eost|><|sor|>It can be called! By itself, of course. Which would allow you to deal with command line arguments received recursively, and other such cursed things.<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't know other functions could... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jakesta42 | lshqiq | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dawsonju | goraqns | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>This joke bytes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | gord6cj | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>This joke bytes.<|eor|><|sor|>A little short of being funny. Might be a long way to go, aInt that right?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gorgjb8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>This joke bytes.<|eor|><|sor|>A little short of being funny. Might be a long way to go, aInt that right?<|eor|><|sor|>Word.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aaronjamt | gorfr56 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ausdoug | got4yq1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>They make your mother bored<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | gorifmo | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>This joke bytes.<|eor|><|sor|>A little short of being funny. Might be a long way to go, aInt that right?<|eor|><|sor|>Word.<|eor|><|sor|>You don't like long responses?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gorsupt | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>This joke bytes.<|eor|><|sor|>A little short of being funny. Might be a long way to go, aInt that right?<|eor|><|sor|>In't.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gorsxi2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|sor|>I'll diopter hearing this joke one more time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centzon400 | got7n1r | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like computer jokes<|eot|><|sost|>Not one bit<|eost|><|sor|>This joke bytes.<|eor|><|sor|>A little short of being funny. Might be a long way to go, aInt that right?<|eor|><|sor|>Word.<|eor|><|sor|>You don't like long responses?<|eor|><|sor|>OK, I'll nibble...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | auramgold | 8nig0t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Noxime | dzwfemk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>Because communism is functional<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Noorquacker | dzw15hs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>So that's why I never liked Java....<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | billccn | dzwmkd2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>I am amazed they didn't go after private properties first :P<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NopeRopeRepellant | dzwj639 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>Because communism is functional<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke is always in the comments.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jk_scowling | dzxb7rl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>I am amazed they didn't go after private properties first :P<|eor|><|sor|>I think inheritance is also an issue.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Windows-Sucks | dzvqng7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>But I guess they can't use JavaScript either now, unless they only use ES5.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Noxime | dzwn4xm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>Because communism is functional<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke is always in the comments.<|eor|><|sor|>Its not a joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rubdos | dzxf115 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't communists program in Java?<|eot|><|sost|>They want a classless society.<|eost|><|sor|>Because communism is functional<|eor|><|sor|>This actually explains alot about the modern programming community<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, stamatt45, just a quick heads-up:
**alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. Yo... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lightor36 | 7r1t8q | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bigfoot_G | dstmsec | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Fortunately it shouldn't take long because they are binary trees.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | dsupxbc | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Fortunately it shouldn't take long because they are binary trees.<|eor|><|sor|>I guess they'll be done in log(N) time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bru7us | dsu4230 | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Your delivery was a bit wooden.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I saw what you did there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xanhou | dsu8zh4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>I assume you immediately saw the bug?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hfijgo | dsuj0p5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Your delivery was a bit wooden.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I saw what you did there<|eor|><|sor|>You know the drill: Tell as many run-of-the-mill wood-puns ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bru7us | dsu6qem | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Your delivery was a bit wooden.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I saw what you did there<|eor|><|sor|>You know the drill: Tell as many run-of-the-mill wood-puns ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sukasa | dsuengb | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Glad you didn't get left stumped<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WakeskaterX | dsttunz | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Fortunately it shouldn't take long because they are binary trees.<|eor|><|sor|>This was a good one-off joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lightor36 | dsuskz8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I maintain the automation software at a lumber mill and today the system crashed.<|eot|><|sost|>We had to check all the logs.<|eost|><|sor|>Glad you didn't get left stumped<|eor|><|soopr|>Don't get all sappy on me.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | seagulls_arent_real | 7ekimy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did nextInt() and nextDouble() break up?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't get a long.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | dq5pczl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did nextInt() and nextDouble() break up?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't get a long.<|eost|><|sor|>I mean, under the integer promotion rules, nextInt() can probably get a long just fine.
long foo;
foo = nextInt(); /* works! */
Oh wait, this is a joke. I'll C myself out.<|eor|><|eoss|><... | 144 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | dq5pyac | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did nextInt() and nextDouble() break up?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't get a long.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, pun overflow error detected
** *throws himself out of window in despair* **<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4E4145 | dq5q8ls | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did nextInt() and nextDouble() break up?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't get a long.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, pun overflow error detected
** *throws himself out of window in despair* **<|eor|><|sor|>It's not often you see autodefenestration <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dq6oao4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did nextInt() and nextDouble() break up?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't get a long.<|eost|><|sor|>I mean, under the integer promotion rules, nextInt() can probably get a long just fine.
long foo;
foo = nextInt(); /* works! */
Oh wait, this is a joke. I'll C myself out.<|eor|><|sor|>*n... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JustSayNoToSlogans | dq5zyja | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did nextInt() and nextDouble() break up?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't get a long.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>`long shot;`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlFasGD | couuig | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | syedwafihasan | ewlj5k2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>0! = 1<|eor|><|sor|>And 0 != 1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yogsototh | ewlk2dw | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>0! = 1<|eor|><|sor|>And 0 != 1<|eor|><|sor|>and 0! = 1!
and as ax = bx => a = b
then 0 = 1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RustyNova016 | ewlf7cw | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>*0 == 1
FIFY<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | syedwafihasan | ewll017 | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>0! = 1<|eor|><|sor|>And 0 != 1<|eor|><|sor|>and 0! = 1!
and as ax = bx => a = b
then 0 = 1<|eor|><|sor|>Big brain time<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | ewm35qy | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>*0 == 1
FIFY<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically, that star could also be a null pointer dereference in context.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | B_M_Wilson | ewlvhi6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>0! = 1<|eor|><|sor|>And 0 != 1<|eor|><|sor|>And !0 = 1<|eor|><|sor|>Not familiar with this notation. What does it mean?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats more of a programming thing. In some languages, ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BooCMB | ewlvhx0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>0! = 1<|eor|><|sor|>And 0 != 1<|eor|><|sor|>And !0 = 1<|eor|><|sor|>Not familiar with this notation. What does it mean?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats more of a programming thing. In some languages, ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | imsometueventhisUN | ewm1wl8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>0! = 1<|eor|><|sor|>And 0 != 1<|eor|><|sor|>And !0 = 1<|eor|><|sor|>Not familiar with this notation. What does it mean?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats more of a programming thing. In some languages, ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | attanai | ewmqb46 | <|soss|><|sot|>Yesterday I saw a video where somebody proved that 0 = 1.<|eot|><|sost|>I thought it was some boolshit.<|eost|><|sor|>0! = 1<|eor|><|sor|>And 0 != 1<|eor|><|sor|>And !0 = 1<|eor|><|sor|>Not familiar with this notation. What does it mean?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats more of a programming thing. In some languages, ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | 9jxybj | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkJadeBGE | e6v65sx | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you wait 11 years, 11 months, and 11 days for one joke. Thats patience. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rayhawk11 | e6uwots | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it. <|eor|><|sor|>11, as binary, equals decimal 3.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | geigenmusikant | e6vmmbo | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you wait 11 years, 11 months, and 11 days for one joke. Thats patience. <|eor|><|sor|>Or he used that hackertool inspect element <|eor|><|sor|>Nah, his profile says otherwise<... | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | User31441 | e6uwiiw | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | User31441 | e6uwr0r | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it. <|eor|><|sor|>11, as binary, equals decimal 3.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh. I totally should have checked that. I feel stupid now. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 100Dampf | e6vmjtx | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you wait 11 years, 11 months, and 11 days for one joke. Thats patience. <|eor|><|sor|>Or he used that hackertool inspect element <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lw_temp | e6uzcqz | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, your account could go to 4<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ScizorRed | e6uwvq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it. <|eor|><|sor|>11, as binary, equals decimal 3.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh. I totally should have checked that. I feel stupid now. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm in the same boat. It took m... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Graffers | e6v7acg | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, your account could go to 4<|eor|><|sor|>OP could make it. I'd say it's unlikely that modern medicine gets to that point, but it's always possible that some miracle breakthrou... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Yandols | e6vcvwy | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/r/masterhacker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | e6v7j4h | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, your account could go to 4<|eor|><|sor|>OP could make it. I'd say it's unlikely that modern medicine gets to that point, but it's always possible that some miracle breakthrou... | 7 |
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