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ProgrammerDadJokes | AndrewBorg1126 | e6vp18g | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/totallynotrobots<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Oswamano | e6uwq6c | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it. <|eor|><|sor|>11 in binary converts to 3 in base 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Graffers | e6vawsh | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, your account could go to 4<|eor|><|sor|>OP could make it. I'd say it's unlikely that modern medicine gets to that point, but it's always possible that some miracle breakthrou... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | e6vjm39 | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, your account could go to 4<|eor|><|sor|>OP could make it. I'd say it's unlikely that modern medicine gets to that point, but it's always possible that some miracle breakthrou... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | e6vp62k | <|sols|><|sot|>3 years, 3 months & 3 days on Reddit. Pity I'll never get to 4<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qvaweghd87p11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/totallynotrobots<|eor|><|soopr|>SUSPICION NOTED. DENIAL ANNOUNCED.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheCommoner282 | 926whx | <|soss|><|sot|>The bad programmer was underpaid<|eot|><|sost|>But that changed when he finally got arrays. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | scunliffe | e33nhde | <|soss|><|sot|>The bad programmer was underpaid<|eot|><|sost|>But that changed when he finally got arrays. <|eost|><|sor|>Youre a wizard Array!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cryothic | e34p0q6 | <|soss|><|sot|>The bad programmer was underpaid<|eot|><|sost|>But that changed when he finally got arrays. <|eost|><|sor|>Youre a wizard Array!<|eor|><|sor|>You're a wizard*<|eor|><|sor|>Wizard[] you;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Typesalot | e34boog | <|soss|><|sot|>The bad programmer was underpaid<|eot|><|sost|>But that changed when he finally got arrays. <|eost|><|sor|>Youre a wizard Array!<|eor|><|sor|>You're a wizard*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ajmwagar | e34bkol | <|soss|><|sot|>The bad programmer was underpaid<|eot|><|sost|>But that changed when he finally got arrays. <|eost|><|sor|>But where did the arrays start?<|eor|><|sor|>NaN<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | e33jcdu | <|soss|><|sot|>The bad programmer was underpaid<|eot|><|sost|>But that changed when he finally got arrays. <|eost|><|sor|>Have your upvote <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aitchnyu | e3423pn | <|soss|><|sot|>The bad programmer was underpaid<|eot|><|sost|>But that changed when he finally got arrays. <|eost|><|sor|>But where did the arrays start?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morpipls | hoqt9t | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RobotTimeTraveller | fxjhj71 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Okay. Now I get it.
The hamster wheel in my head. She is slow this morning.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NehEma | fxjkar6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Okay. Now I get it.
The hamster wheel in my head. She is slow this morning.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you let that hamster run couple of minutes trying to explain it to me?
Edit: nvm I got it<|eor... | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rein215 | fxjjeul | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Okay. Now I get it.
The hamster wheel in my head. She is slow this morning.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you let that hamster run couple of minutes trying to explain it to me?
Edit: nvm I got it<|eor... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 132ikl | fxjrei9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Coincidentally, this is also the hexadecimal way of paying respects<|eor|><|sor|>15<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AeonReign | fxkqlmt | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>I thought the 15 was supposed to be in hexadecimal. If you're struggling with the joke, convert 15 from decimal to hexadecimal.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ILikeCodeOrSomething | fxjuxb7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Coincidentally, this is also the hexadecimal way of paying respects<|eor|><|sor|>15<|eor|><|sor|>U+0046<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | illvm | fxjtknk | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Why are you invoking 21s name?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Canian_Tabaraka | fxl55x9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Coincidentally, this is also the hexadecimal way of paying respects<|eor|><|sor|>15<|eor|><|sor|>U+0046<|eor|><|sor|>I see you too are a man of culture.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morpipls | fxmo278 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Okay. Now I get it.
The hamster wheel in my head. She is slow this morning.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you let that hamster run couple of minutes trying to explain it to me?
Edit: nvm I got it<|eor... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EngineersAnon | fxjewvr | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Nearly spat my drink out my nose. Take my upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ItsMichaelRay | fxlphzp | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Okay. Now I get it.
The hamster wheel in my head. She is slow this morning.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you let that hamster run couple of minutes trying to explain it to me?
Edit: nvm I got it<|eor... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morpipls | fxktkoa | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone who doesn't understand hexadecimal?<|eot|><|sost|>How the 15 should I know?!<|eost|><|sor|>Why are you invoking 21s name?<|eor|><|soopr|>Huh? I don't recall mentioning 33<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | odmqn7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a hardware developer who accidentally plugged 5 V logic to a 3.3 V UART port?<|eot|><|sost|>A serial killer.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XPav | h43759w | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a hardware developer who accidentally plugged 5 V logic to a 3.3 V UART port?<|eot|><|sost|>A serial killer.<|eost|><|sor|>Get out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IanisVasilev | isrrri | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Microsoft call their browser Edge?<|eot|><|sost|>It's abbreviated from "edge case".<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pitiful-Waltz | g5a1bul | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Microsoft call their browser Edge?<|eot|><|sost|>It's abbreviated from "edge case".<|eost|><|sor|>Take this upvote you genius hahahaha!!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | farmallnoobies | g5aobra | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Microsoft call their browser Edge?<|eot|><|sost|>It's abbreviated from "edge case".<|eost|><|sor|>If you want edge case, IE has built in vsdx reading capabilities. Edge does not.
Thus, IE>Edge<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | attanai | g5cxx5t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Microsoft call their browser Edge?<|eot|><|sost|>It's abbreviated from "edge case".<|eost|><|sor|>If you want edge case, IE has built in vsdx reading capabilities. Edge does not.
Thus, IE>Edge<|eor|><|sor|>Before Node or HTML 5, Microsoft developed a way to run single-page web applications as a... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | daviddostal | g5c8trq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Microsoft call their browser Edge?<|eot|><|sost|>It's abbreviated from "edge case".<|eost|><|sor|>Also you want to throw it off the edge of a cliff.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FlyingElvishPenguin | b9xzcy | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | ek7rq77 | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>Did you get short with him?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anyeyeball | ek7rxg6 | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>Did you get short with him?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd write you a check for that pun, but leave it unsigned.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | splettnet | ek7vc0q | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>Did you get short with him?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd write you a check for that pun, but leave it unsigned.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how *long* this pun c... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | twoscoopsofpig | ek7w94j | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>Did you get short with him?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd write you a check for that pun, but leave it unsigned.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how *long* this pun c... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | splettnet | ek80n6i | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>Did you get short with him?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd write you a check for that pun, but leave it unsigned.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how *long* this pun c... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EpicDaNoob | ek8ioc6 | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>I'd write you a check for that pun, but leave it unsigned.<|eor|><|sor|>I wonder how *long* this pun chain will be. Hopefully you guys don't *l... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FlyingElvishPenguin | ek82v4z | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>Did you get short with him?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, but he turned it into a joke. Hes such a character sometimes. <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boredcircuits | ek82skh | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend was explaining how an int works<|eot|><|sost|>He explained to can hold a value from -16384 to 16383.
I told him that seemed a bit off. <|eost|><|sor|>Your friend seems like quite the character.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GodIsDead_ | fqko2v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do communists perfer C?<|eot|><|sost|>It's classless<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pun-Master-General | flrd28b | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do communists perfer C?<|eot|><|sost|>It's classless<|eost|><|sor|>As they always say: C's the means of production.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | infected_scab | flr8adx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do communists perfer C?<|eot|><|sost|>It's classless<|eost|><|sor|>It has unions.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GodIsDead_ | flrmbxm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do communists perfer C?<|eot|><|sost|>It's classless<|eost|><|sor|>As they always say: C's the means of production.<|eor|><|soopr|>That was beautiful<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | flrebba | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do communists perfer C?<|eot|><|sost|>It's classless<|eost|><|sor|>The hashes against the classes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Hazeandnothing | flrn8ie | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do communists perfer C?<|eot|><|sost|>It's classless<|eost|><|sor|>Programmers of the world, unite!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FerretXXXL | flritmm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do communists perfer C?<|eot|><|sost|>It's classless<|eost|><|sor|>As they always say: C's the means of production.<|eor|><|sor|>Too good! Well done!
Edit: just saw your name, you're earning that title!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jaypb08 | d3ort8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I wanted to show my friend some of the components that make up the front-end of my rock band's website that's in development...<|eot|><|sost|>So I sent him my gui.tar<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gothtwilight | f044cn6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I wanted to show my friend some of the components that make up the front-end of my rock band's website that's in development...<|eot|><|sost|>So I sent him my gui.tar<|eost|><|sor|>Aargh. Take D*mn Upvote, and Get Out of Here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ivanjermakov | f04i4q7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I wanted to show my friend some of the components that make up the front-end of my rock band's website that's in development...<|eot|><|sost|>So I sent him my gui.tar<|eost|><|sor|>Aargh. Take D*mn Upvote, and Get Out of Here.<|eor|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThePasserbie | f06e4fb | <|soss|><|sot|>I wanted to show my friend some of the components that make up the front-end of my rock band's website that's in development...<|eot|><|sost|>So I sent him my gui.tar<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it, can someone explain?<|eor|><|sor|>GUI is short for graphical user interface.
.tar is an archive file extensi... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iisfunky | 73ib55 | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | dnqioqy | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>Some say he's still accessing eggs to this day<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AVeryCredibleHulk | dnrowh3 | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>He never returned.<|eor|><|sor|>Opportunity missed u/iisfunky<|eor|><|soopr|>Eh, sue me<|eoopr|><|sor|>Give him a break.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iisfunky | dnrjka9 | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>He never returned.<|eor|><|sor|>Opportunity missed u/iisfunky<|eor|><|soopr|>Eh, sue me<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Konfituren | dns24wx | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get this one.
Edit: Had a brainfart. Thanks guys :)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Well, once he's gotten all the eggs, depending on the er... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | err_pell | dnrgvnr | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>He never returned.<|eor|><|sor|>Opportunity missed u/iisfunky<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beliriel | dnr11zl | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get this one.
Edit: Had a brainfart. Thanks guys :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OrnateLime5097 | dns10dx | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>He never returned.<|eor|><|sor|>Opportunity missed u/iisfunky<|eor|><|soopr|>Eh, sue me<|eoopr|><|sor|>Give him a break.<|eor|><|sor|>I think he needs to c... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRealMikkyX | dnrl34l | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2z83kl/a_wife_sends_her_programmer_husband_to_the/) so was pleasantly surprised.<|eor|><... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JediOfTheShire | do9z8rx | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>He never returned.<|eor|><|sor|>Opportunity missed u/iisfunky<|eor|><|soopr|>Eh, sue me<|eoopr|><|sor|>Give him a break.<|eor|><|sor|>I think he needs to c... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JustANinjaOwl | dnrx1lp | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>I stared at this blankly for a few seconds before I noticed the sub<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yzRPhu | dnrv75x | <|soss|><|sot|>A man is sent to town by his wife to get bread<|eot|><|sost|>She says, "oh and while you're there, get some eggs."
He never came back.<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2z83kl/a_wife_sends_her_programmer_husband_to_the/) so was pleasantly surprised.<|eor|><... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jce9dn | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tmukingston | g91audz | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>Classic one, still giggled :D<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rubixninja314 | g92eydk | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>0. naming
1. off by one errors
2.
```
Unhandled exception at line 208361: Tried to handle unhandled exceptionException for process fib() to handle divisionByZeroException by permutatio... | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gnutrino | g91n0ys | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>Naming, **concurrency**, and off by one errors.
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>You mean naming, and off concurrency, by one errors<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | g91cq1w | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>The phrasing I've heard is:
* Naming things.
* Cache invalidation.
* Off-by-one errors.
Always amusing. :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | audigex | g93zkrs | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>There are 10 types of people
Those who understand binary, those who dont understand binary, and those who werent expecting a base 3 joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | g92zvmi | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>0. naming
1. off by one errors
2.
```
Unhandled exception at line 208361: Tried to handle unhandled exceptionException for process fib() to handle divisionByZeroException by permutatio... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | g92zq6m | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>Naming, **concurrency**, and off by one errors.
FTFY<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah, you didn't fix it, you wrote your own joke. As pointed out above, the classic form involves caching, but hey, y... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | encaseme | g93z08p | <|soss|><|sot|>There are only two hard problems in computer science<|eot|><|sost|>Naming, caching and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>Naming, **concurrency**, and off by one errors.
FTFY<|eor|><|soopr|>Nah, you didn't fix it, you wrote your own joke. As pointed out above, the classic form involves caching, but hey, y... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BS_in_BS | msa09e | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BS_in_BS | gurdu20 | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|soopr|>The official name of the Soviet Union in Russian was which was often abbreviat... | 90 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SaltyWolf444 | gurm57m | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|soopr|>The official name of the Soviet Union in Russian was which was often abbreviat... | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gurw3fy | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>Alright, take my upvote and get out :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gus8u8c | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>What compiler do Starfleet engineers use to compile their C++ code?
NCC.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DFatDuck | gurxp8i | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|sor|>whats up with the downvotes, there just was a misunderstanding<|eor|><|eoss|><|endof... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AustinSA907 | gusp4gy | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|sor|>whats up with the downvotes, there just was a misunderstanding<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome ... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SaltyWolf444 | gurcw6f | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DHermit | gutmipd | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|soopr|>The official name of the Soviet Union in Russian was which was often abbreviat... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | gut8efh | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|soopr|>The official name of the Soviet Union in Russian was which was often abbreviat... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DonkeyDoodleDoo | gutp1hz | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|soopr|>The official name of the Soviet Union in Russian was which was often abbreviat... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SaltyWolf444 | gutj4g9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What extension do Soviet programmers use on their C++ files?<|eot|><|sost|>.cccp<|eost|><|sor|>If I understand the joke correctly wouldn't that be ccp instead of cccp?
Chineese Commie Party - ccp
C++ - cpp<|eor|><|sor|>whats up with the downvotes, there just was a misunderstanding<|eor|><|sor|>This dow... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | k7ded5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jstantrex | geq55os | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Not all willy-nilly they don't!
However, they are well known to make the entire thing a transaction.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Wizdemirider | geq8nip | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Yes but they join them too!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | geqw6ga | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Don't forget to pay the SQL developer you hired to help move your furniture.
If you don't, you'll be leaving an uncommitted transaction, and they could roll it back at any time, sending your furniture b... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | akaZilong | geq9eoa | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>I like to view that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Famous_Profile | geqezsr | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>I like to view that<|eor|><|sor|>You cannot ask to see something without permission. We have a strict *procedure* in place<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Windamyre | ger3q5r | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant XKCD:
Exploits of a Mom https://xkcd.com/327/
[Exploits of a Mom ](https://xkcd.com/327/)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thameus | gerrntz | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>I like to view that<|eor|><|sor|>You cannot ask to see something without permission. We have a strict *procedure* in place<|eor|><|sor|>*triggered*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | admin_rico | gervt0w | <|soss|><|sot|>Don't ask SQL developers to help with moving a furniture<|eot|><|sost|>They drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant XKCD:
Exploits of a Mom https://xkcd.com/327/
[Exploits of a Mom ](https://xkcd.com/327/)<|eor|><|sor|>Mom always said to sanitize your inputs<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dakotalogy | 8a9stg | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ferdi265 | dwwzwv6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|sor|>What do you call someone who removes demons from logic circuits?
An XORcist<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ngoctnq | dwy48bb | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|sor|>What do you call someone who removes demons from logic circuits?
An XORcist<|eor|><|sor|>*daemons
*perfection*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroKevin | dwx0n1k | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|sor|>I told you they'd like it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dwxnzmx | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|sor|>What do you call an expensive logic gate?
XORbitant<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | semisalt26 | dwwxkgc | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for making my day!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
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