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ProgrammerDadJokes
disgr4ce
dwwzisa
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|sor|>I'd write it like this: XOR-cising, makes it slightly more clear :) Also: as a dad, take your damn +1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Dakotalogy
dwxe1pc
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you get when you mix logic gates with lifting weights?<|eot|><|sost|>XOR-cising<|eost|><|sor|>I told you they'd like it<|eor|><|soopr|>You were right. Thank you<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kannonboy
6ebrdk
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kannonboy
di9539r
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
boobgourmet
di9a07p
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AviKav
di9fngb
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
25
ProgrammerDadJokes
brettlangdon
dj5ba0e
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DarkNeutron
di9gnjc
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hammerstad
di9i7ye
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dnr101
di96ach
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
WJTDroid
dialy81
<|soss|><|sot|>git dad<|eot|><|sost|>This is slightly meta, but I occasionally fat finger the `git add` command: $ git dad . git: 'dad' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. Did you mean this? add So today I fixed it: $ git config --global alias.dad '!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/' And...
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
mmirate
m9wn2s
<|soss|><|sot|>My hard drive died, but it was Roman Catholic, so right before it died ...<|eot|><|sost|>... it performed Last Writes.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ekolis
grqchit
<|soss|><|sot|>My hard drive died, but it was Roman Catholic, so right before it died ...<|eot|><|sost|>... it performed Last Writes.<|eost|><|sor|>Jesus saves.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lacb1
grpwfqk
<|soss|><|sot|>My hard drive died, but it was Roman Catholic, so right before it died ...<|eot|><|sost|>... it performed Last Writes.<|eost|><|sor|>[Eughh... well done.](https://i.imgur.com/v42kFG9.jpg)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mmotte89
grsofoz
<|soss|><|sot|>My hard drive died, but it was Roman Catholic, so right before it died ...<|eot|><|sost|>... it performed Last Writes.<|eost|><|sor|>Jesus saves.<|eor|><|sor|>...and takes half damage.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
batty827
grsgtnl
<|soss|><|sot|>My hard drive died, but it was Roman Catholic, so right before it died ...<|eot|><|sost|>... it performed Last Writes.<|eost|><|sor|>[Eughh... well done.](https://i.imgur.com/v42kFG9.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
andyflip
g7eaa0
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
andyflip
fogwkib
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|sor|>The first one that made me laugh ;-p<|eor|><|soopr|>poop well, friend<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ArshmanR
fohksll
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|sor|>I might take a byte of that.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
heisluft
fohl903
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|sor|>I might take a byte of that.<|eor|><|sor|>Git out, or I will engage in nuclear varchar!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
M_J_E
foipz1i
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|sor|>Its funny if you pronounce data like data. But if you pronounce data like data, it isnt as funny.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ZethMrDadJokes
fokgksh
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|sor|>The first one that made me laugh ;-p<|eor|><|soopr|>poop well, friend<|eoopr|><|sor|>Reading this on the toilet. Dont even feel ashamed<|eor|><|sor|>What a shitty comment<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ArshmanR
fohocoy
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|sor|>I might take a byte of that.<|eor|><|sor|>Git out, or I will engage in nuclear varchar!<|eor|><|sor|>Settle down there, before I void your silly antics.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Vej1
foj9txn
<|soss|><|sot|>Do you want to know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In a dadabase<|eost|><|sor|>I thought you were going to say in a container but this is good too<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
vandelvan
am2ta9
<|sols|><|sot|>E z p z<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34sw3f67vyd21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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knusperwurst
efj2nk4
<|sols|><|sot|>E z p z<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34sw3f67vyd21.png<|eol|><|sor|>there is a private identifier? /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
ProgrammerDadJokes
LoganDungeon
efkl23o
<|sols|><|sot|>E z p z<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34sw3f67vyd21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like communist propaganda, but okay. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
ProgrammerDadJokes
ackchyually_bot
efl74se
<|sols|><|sot|>E z p z<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34sw3f67vyd21.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/r/woosh <|eor|><|sor|>ackchyually, it's *r/woooosh ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^a ^^^^^bot. ^^^^^Complaints ^^^^^should ^^^^^be ^^^^^sent ^^^^^to ^^^^^u/stumblinbear ^^^^^where ^^^^^they ^^^^^will ^^^^^be ^^^^^subsequently ^^...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fastidious-magician
efkf0i8
<|sols|><|sot|>E z p z<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/34sw3f67vyd21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't show your privates, you could get in trouble.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
Storyxx
9pwyv1
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Trout_Tickler
e84vr9o
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is really ahead of its time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nanosplitter21
e85a1x4
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|sor|>Help I don't understand<|eor|><|sor|>In quantum physics, when a quantum state is viewed, it "chooses" a state, changing its properties. So this joke is saying that if y...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheRedmanCometh
e853zuk
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|sor|>Mine just says some shit about unexpected EOF because I might delete all the text<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MatteCatte
e859ggm
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|sor|>Help I don't understand<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheRealNerdork
e85sve5
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|sor|>I came here looking for a cat joke. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MatteCatte
e85avee
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|sor|>Help I don't understand<|eor|><|sor|>In quantum physics, when a quantum state is viewed, it "chooses" a state, changing its properties. So this joke is saying that if y...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Ragerin
e86co4g
<|soss|><|sot|>What message does a Quantum-Computer return when you're viewing a file?<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want to save those changes?"<|eost|><|sor|>I came here looking for a cat joke. <|eor|><|sor|>Are you _really_ sure you'd like to have a look into that box?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
derkynord
9ksykr
<|sols|><|sot|>I implemented a hash table and eaterated through it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9bh0bf9catp11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sappylemon
e71n56c
<|sols|><|sot|>I implemented a hash table and eaterated through it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9bh0bf9catp11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How many BYTEs does it have?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Trout_Tickler
e71s809
<|sols|><|sot|>I implemented a hash table and eaterated through it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9bh0bf9catp11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surely you inherited this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
marine775
e71u7i4
<|sols|><|sot|>I implemented a hash table and eaterated through it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9bh0bf9catp11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How many can you insert before running into collision problems?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dylanthepiguy2
e72s8fx
<|sols|><|sot|>I implemented a hash table and eaterated through it<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9bh0bf9catp11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How many BYTEs does it have?<|eor|><|sor|>If he had coffee with it, ... A lot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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CodeBroo
kn0fvt
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the developer unhappy at their job?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted arrays<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
330
ProgrammerDadJokes
I1I111I
ghhu1v7
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the developer unhappy at their job?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Good god. I don't even have anything to add, I just wanted you to know I physically shook my head.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
CodeBroo
ghhu6b1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the developer unhappy at their job?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Someone explain<|eor|><|soopr|>Arrays - A-raise(in the salary)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
b_rad_c
ghi4wtq
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the developer unhappy at their job?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Gonna take awhile given hes starting at 0<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
CodeBroo
ghhu8fa
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the developer unhappy at their job?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Good god. I don't even have anything to add, I just wanted you to know I physically shook my head.<|eor|><|soopr|>That was so shooking <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
King5lay3r
ghhu2fo
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the developer unhappy at their job?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Someone explain<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
ghjcc8h
<|soss|><|sot|>Why was the developer unhappy at their job?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Good god. I don't even have anything to add, I just wanted you to know I physically shook my head.<|eor|><|sor|>`job.append(money);`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hughperman
a17gm2
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
HipercubesHunter11
eanmzyn
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
printf_hello_world
eaopoai
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|> clap(); for (int i = 1; i < k_clap_count; i++) { sleep(k_noticeable_pause_ms); clap(); }<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wouter729
eanp7nt
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Nubbikeks
eap3n7m
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they intuitively understand the first of the 4 noble truths: All life is suffering.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jeroengast
eaobvgp
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>r/KarmaRoulette<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hughperman
eap4spe
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they intuitively understand the first of the 4 noble truths: All life is suffering.<|eor|><|soopr|>And embrace the *void<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wdouglass
eaom2d5
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|>The best C code is object oriented. Just because C doesn't provide any syntax to do so doesn't mean you can't implement objects in C.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
baselganglia
eap1bct
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|> clap(); for (int i = 1; i < k_clap_count; i++) { sleep(k_noticeable_pause_ms); clap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>`for (int i = 0; i < k_clap_count; i++) { clap(); sleep(k_n...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pr0grammer
eaplq6v
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|> clap(); for (int i = 1; i < k_clap_count; i++) { sleep(k_noticeable_pause_ms); clap(); }<|eor|><|sor|>`for (int i = 0; i < k_clap_count; i++) { clap(); sleep(k_n...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nuclearslug
eao84c3
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do C programmers make good Buddhists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are not object-oriented.<|eost|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>clap<|eor|><|sor|>The Clapper<|eor|><|sor|># #include clap.h<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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danielsoft1
dwafc8
<|soss|><|sot|>[NSFW]Why did the Linux user read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>The Linux guru told him to Read The Fucking Manual.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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drewsiferr
f7hyaoi
<|soss|><|sot|>[NSFW]Why did the Linux user read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>The Linux guru told him to Read The Fucking Manual.<|eost|><|sor|>`alias rtfm='man'`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MaraudingAvenger
f7j9zxm
<|soss|><|sot|>[NSFW]Why did the Linux user read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>The Linux guru told him to Read The Fucking Manual.<|eost|><|sor|>`alias rtfm='man'`<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer `alias rtfm='woman'`, but I guess everyone has their preferences<|eor|><|sor|>That's what she sed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Mr_Redstoner
f7hoks1
<|soss|><|sot|>[NSFW]Why did the Linux user read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>The Linux guru told him to Read The Fucking Manual.<|eost|><|sor|>Funnily enough there is an actuall RTFM package available, though for NetBSD: [https://netbsd.pkgs.org/8.1/netbsd-amd64/rtfm-1.0.tgz.html](https://netbsd.pkgs.org/8.1/netbsd-amd64/...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Reelix
f7k64nl
<|soss|><|sot|>[NSFW]Why did the Linux user read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>The Linux guru told him to Read The Fucking Manual.<|eost|><|sor|>`alias rtfm='man'`<|eor|><|sor|>I'm waiting for the day that man gets changed since man is non-neutral. They've managed to change programming languages - It's only a matter o...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Reelix
f7k6yqu
<|soss|><|sot|>[NSFW]Why did the Linux user read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>The Linux guru told him to Read The Fucking Manual.<|eost|><|sor|>`alias rtfm='man'`<|eor|><|sor|>I'm waiting for the day that man gets changed since man is non-neutral. They've managed to change programming languages - It's only a matter o...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Reelix
f7jw4go
<|soss|><|sot|>[NSFW]Why did the Linux user read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>The Linux guru told him to Read The Fucking Manual.<|eost|><|sor|>`alias rtfm='man'`<|eor|><|sor|>I'm waiting for the day that man gets changed since man is non-neutral. They've managed to change programming languages - It's only a matter o...
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totallytubulartoast
12g7sru
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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OilComprehensive6237
jfj3po5
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|sor|>Artificial Ignorance<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MyKidsArentOnReddit
jfj4ppt
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|sor|>A mistake.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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NickUnrelatedToPost
jfjxui6
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|sor|>This exists BTW, for anyone that didn't know<|eor|><|sor|>A name you never wanted to read: GPT-4chan<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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GideonBear
jfjdfcl
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|sor|>This exists BTW, for anyone that didn't know<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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anaccountbyanyname
jfjeahp
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|sor|>Artificial Ignorance<|eor|><|sor|>It actually ranked higher than average on several truthfulness scores, which seems about right<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
anaccountbyanyname
jfk2qmd
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|sor|>Artificial Ignorance<|eor|><|sor|>It actually ranked higher than average on several truthfulness scores, which seems about right<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Try its truthfulness with differential equations, or anything...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Mode-Klutzy
jfjzl3a
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?<|eot|><|sost|>Degenerative AI<|eost|><|sor|>Artificial Ignorance<|eor|><|sor|>It actually ranked higher than average on several truthfulness scores, which seems about right<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Try its truthfulness with differential equations, or anything...
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BS_in_BS
lt7bwr
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Palestinian and Kurdish programmers so good at designing scalable systems?<|eot|><|sost|>They have a lot of experience with statelessness<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Sckaledoom
gow7wf5
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Palestinian and Kurdish programmers so good at designing scalable systems?<|eot|><|sost|>They have a lot of experience with statelessness<|eost|><|sor|>Oof<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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vkapadia
gowcduk
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Palestinian and Kurdish programmers so good at designing scalable systems?<|eot|><|sost|>They have a lot of experience with statelessness<|eost|><|sor|>Oh man that's harsh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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sharkattack85
gox67c7
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Palestinian and Kurdish programmers so good at designing scalable systems?<|eot|><|sost|>They have a lot of experience with statelessness<|eost|><|sor|>Daaaaamn<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MirMir0099
goytw9e
<|soss|><|sot|>Why are Palestinian and Kurdish programmers so good at designing scalable systems?<|eot|><|sost|>They have a lot of experience with statelessness<|eost|><|sor|>As a Kurd, this is funny nice one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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rosedj1
fwnzjl
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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hethondje
fmpi3hm
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like "It's private" would have been a better punchline<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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driusan
fmqn6hd
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like "It's private" would have been a better punchline<|eor|><|sor|>But you can still figure it out with a little reflection.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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KraZhtest
fmpu09p
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>You guys always batch against functional programming. But you have no arguments.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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GodIsDead_
fmq0z65
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>I can give you some pointers<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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TheRedmanCometh
fmpidrh
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like "It's private" would have been a better punchline<|eor|><|sor|>Or sealed or something<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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zenyl
fmq9vls
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>You guys always batch against functional programming. But you have no arguments.<|eor|><|sor|>Objection!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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spilloid
fmpif8b
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like "It's private" would have been a better punchline<|eor|><|sor|>Real joke, always in the comments<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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happinessiseasy
fmr4wqm
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>You guys always batch against functional programming. But you have no arguments.<|eor|><|sor|>Objection!<|eor|><|sor|>Exception!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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FerretXXXL
fmq2ukf
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>secret.get();<|eor|><|sor|>Object reference not set to an instance of an object<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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happinessiseasy
fmr4vlx
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like "It's private" would have been a better punchline<|eor|><|sor|>It's OK. I'm a friend.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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benjamin051000
fmpw3kx
<|soss|><|sot|>Want to know the secret to object-oriented programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Sorry, it's classified.<|eost|><|sor|>secret.get();<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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HiddenLayer5
a4gr89
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CS professor say on the last day of his Visual Basic course?<|eot|><|sost|> End Class<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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sonicsnare
ebeavou
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CS professor say on the last day of his Visual Basic course?<|eot|><|sost|> End Class<|eost|><|sor|>Dim students<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Thameus
ebei7co
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CS professor say on the last day of his Visual Basic course?<|eot|><|sost|> End Class<|eost|><|sor|>Dim students<|eor|><|sor|> Something something real joke<|eor|><|sor|>> real joke Visual Basic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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PM_ME_INTEGRALS
ebecm26
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CS professor say on the last day of his Visual Basic course?<|eot|><|sost|> End Class<|eost|><|sor|>Dim students<|eor|><|sor|> Something something real joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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KentoNishi
ebewmxo
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CS professor say on the last day of his Visual Basic course?<|eot|><|sost|> End Class<|eost|><|sor|>`Visual Basic Script (Not Responding)`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Muzer0
ebfsxyp
<|soss|><|sot|>What did the CS professor say on the last day of his Visual Basic course?<|eot|><|sost|> End Class<|eost|><|sor|>Or, based on how my school friend's VB.NET always used to handle its resources like open connections etc.: He doesn't say anything, he just wanders off, leaving the students to figure out ...
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danielsoft1
hg5dfl
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a depressive C programmer do?<|eot|><|sost|>He tries to fill the void.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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hughperman
fw2hga5
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a depressive C programmer do?<|eot|><|sost|>He tries to fill the void.<|eost|><|sor|>When you're in a void, and you've reached the point of no return<|eor|><|sor|>while (1) { }<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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