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ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | fw2a6mm | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a depressive C programmer do?<|eot|><|sost|>He tries to fill the void.<|eost|><|sor|>It's not very effective<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm. Currently trying to refactor some code left to me and have discovered at least 3 different ways of putting data into the db, all different.
My colleague then t... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hiimbob000 | fw1yk7m | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a depressive C programmer do?<|eot|><|sost|>He tries to fill the void.<|eost|><|sor|>It's not very effective<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | fw4a3ze | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a depressive C programmer do?<|eot|><|sost|>He tries to fill the void.<|eost|><|sor|> void fill(void* the_void, unsigned int num_bytes, unsigned char val) {
unsigned char* data = (unsigned char*)the_void;
unsigned char* end = data + num_bytes;
while (data != end) {
... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kleril | 9y0jm4 | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redditcdnfanguy | e9xjmuv | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redditcdnfanguy | e9xlkza | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a joke, right? If its real I really want to know about. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's a joke. But so is floating poi... | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | onthefence928 | e9xtp31 | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a joke, right? If its real I really want to know about. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's a joke. But so is floating poi... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | battlemage64 | e9xl0xj | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a joke, right? If its real I really want to know about. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dt25 | e9xt3vu | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a joke, right? If its real I really want to know about. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's a joke. But so is floating poi... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GaianNeuron | e9xwwbc | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a joke, right? If its real I really want to know about. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's a joke. But so is floating poi... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thameus | e9x8ogf | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Never forget<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vidoardes | e9y61p7 | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a joke, right? If its real I really want to know about. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's a joke. But so is floating poi... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 794613825 | e9y9tkm | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Hello people upvoting and then downvoting, Im one of you<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure you're the only one. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redditcdnfanguy | e9yun4a | <|soss|><|sot|>2.999997 cheers for floating point math!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I remember the year a computer decided the Super Bowl would be won by the San Fransisco 48.9999997ers.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a joke, right? If its real I really want to know about. <|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's a joke. But so is floating poi... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | a0e689 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RandomUser03 | eahgslw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>Ill give them some pointers on what to do though<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | eahhyrl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>Ill give them some pointers on what to do though<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Let's try to stay objective here<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | diablo-solforge | eahkfn0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>Theyre not sharp.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Frederikja163 | eahoaet | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>Ill give them some pointers on what to do though<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Let's try to stay objective here<|eoopr|><|sor|>That is too modern<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | h3nryum | eahkpzg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>I expected. " because they can't C #"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | citewiki | eahn8wf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>I expected. " because they can't C #"<|eor|><|sor|>Light theme C programmers can't C#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Frederikja163 | eaho949 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>Ill give them some pointers on what to do though<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Let's try to stay objective here<|eoopr|><|sor|>Omg this is gold<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | eai8nz5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yep. I crank out new jokes every few days. It feels good to know I gave someone a chuckle.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | macsrrad | eahklgc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are C programmers uneducated?<|eot|><|sost|>They didn't have classes.<|eost|><|sor|>because they can only make a C+<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Klikini | 6syvnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Apparently I *can* catch a break. Who knew?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j563lt40e1fz.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mwreadit | dlgr5f7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apparently I *can* catch a break. Who knew?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j563lt40e1fz.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nope, you just do a break on catching everything. Catching a break would be `catch(break;)`
<|eor|><|sor|>Ah mate, let him just catch a break<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShareDVI | dlgn88n | <|sols|><|sot|>Apparently I *can* catch a break. Who knew?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j563lt40e1fz.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nope, you just do a break on catching everything. Catching a break would be `catch(break;)`
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | madogson | dlgzcud | <|sols|><|sot|>Apparently I *can* catch a break. Who knew?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j563lt40e1fz.png<|eol|><|sor|>No, every time you catch you break. Seems like you really can't catch a break. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ILikeLenexa | dlh23ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Apparently I *can* catch a break. Who knew?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j563lt40e1fz.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nope, you just do a break on catching everything. Catching a break would be `catch(break;)`
<|eor|><|sor|>Well, you can't do that, but you can catch a brake or a Break.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dsm5000 | g3oewn | <|soss|><|sot|>I have come up with the best joke ever!<|eot|><|sost|>//TODO<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pi3p14 | fnt62tt | <|soss|><|sot|>I have come up with the best joke ever!<|eot|><|sost|>//TODO<|eost|><|sor|>// Refactor this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | schmidt9898 | fnsgojh | <|soss|><|sot|>I have come up with the best joke ever!<|eot|><|sost|>//TODO<|eost|><|sor|>Good one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | fntbmgy | <|soss|><|sot|>I have come up with the best joke ever!<|eot|><|sost|>//TODO<|eost|><|sor|>Ticket status: backlog<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neodel | fnsq8jg | <|soss|><|sot|>I have come up with the best joke ever!<|eot|><|sost|>//TODO<|eost|><|sor|>Haha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | fnta6qz | <|soss|><|sot|>I have come up with the best joke ever!<|eot|><|sost|>//TODO<|eost|><|sor|>Lazy evaluation FTW.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KaiserPodge | fnvr5xt | <|soss|><|sot|>I have come up with the best joke ever!<|eot|><|sost|>//TODO<|eost|><|sor|>// In a hurry, will add this back in next week - KP 3/1/2009<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | starchturrets | bkkyqq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people hate JavaScript devs?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they overreact.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rudidude86 | emhjlei | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people hate JavaScript devs?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they overreact.<|eost|><|sor|>Now THIS is a proper Dad joke. Well done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bot_not_hot | emi39rj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people hate JavaScript devs?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they overreact.<|eost|><|sor|>They have a hard time keeping Promises<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flannel_Man_ | emitu5s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people hate JavaScript devs?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they overreact.<|eost|><|sor|>They have a hard time keeping Promises<|eor|><|sor|>This joke is so fetch.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jdauriemma | emj03z2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people hate JavaScript devs?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they overreact.<|eost|><|sor|>Good joke but the real reason is because they're bad at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone is bad at programming so you're not wrong, strictly speaking<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kartoffelwaffel | emjitmr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people hate JavaScript devs?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they overreact.<|eost|><|sor|>Good joke but the real reason is because they're bad at programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Youre a brave man, saying that around these parts.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just surprised people are taking it so seriously.<|eor|><|sor|>How ... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | emjockm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people hate JavaScript devs?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they overreact.<|eost|><|sor|>They have a hard time keeping Promises<|eor|><|sor|>This joke is so fetch.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop trying to make fetch happen.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | 9993g6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dzil123 | e4m169f | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|sor|>[Just be careful how you teach it to her...](https://xkcd.com/456/)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NateKurt | e4m74j6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|sor|>Hannah Montana Linux is assume?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | e4mj86j | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|sor|>Hannah Montana Linux is assume?<|eor|><|soopr|>Beats Biebian!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jk_scowling | e4ma1y4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|sor|>They won't know how to do things in it, but just tell them to give it a bash.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | v_krishna | e4n1ocr | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|sor|>[Just be careful how you teach it to her...](https://xkcd.com/456/)<|eor|><|sor|>It's somewhat of a whole new world. My kids will never experience editing xorg.conf in vim and co... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | v_krishna | e4nc1bj | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|sor|>[Just be careful how you teach it to her...](https://xkcd.com/456/)<|eor|><|sor|>It's somewhat of a whole new world. My kids will never experience editing xorg.conf in vim and co... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dzil123 | e4n8rm2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm getting my kid a Linux laptop for her first computer...<|eot|><|sost|>This will be a gnu experience for her.<|eost|><|sor|>[Just be careful how you teach it to her...](https://xkcd.com/456/)<|eor|><|sor|>It's somewhat of a whole new world. My kids will never experience editing xorg.conf in vim and co... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | j0zg2l | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | caleblbaker | g6wmysj | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>I love the joke, but I'm pedantic enough to point out that order of operand evaluation in not specified. As a result `c == c++` is undefined behavior. It evaluates to true under clang (but not before it ... | 98 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | haykam821 | g6wppsp | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>I love the joke, but I'm pedantic enough to point out that order of operand evaluation in not specified. As a result `c == c++` is undefined behavior. It evaluates to true under clang (but not before it ... | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zombie_Pigdragon | g6w6hca | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>And rust is ++c.<|eor|><|sor|>r/rustjerk<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bollos00 | g6wt3sv | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>But `c++ != c` <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reddit2d2bb8 | g6w3dd1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>And rust is ++c.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | g6wnenc | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>I love the joke, but I'm pedantic enough to point out that order of operand evaluation in not specified. As a result `c == c++` is undefined behavior. It evaluates to true under clang (but not before it ... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bigpumkin123 | g6xnm5o | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>I love the joke, but I'm pedantic enough to point out that order of operand evaluation in not specified. As a result `c == c++` is undefined behavior. It evaluates to true under clang (but not before it ... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blbrd30 | g6wgkxu | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is just bad enough that I know its OC but just good enough that I begrudgingly laughed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | g6w4xl3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>And rust is ++c.<|eor|><|sor|>For the record, D was attempted, and failed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HerrNilsen- | g6xee9m | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>But `c++ != c` <|eor|><|sor|>`++c == c`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xyonofcalhoun | g6w5z40 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's not though, because the increment is applied after the comparison.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rotenKleber | g6whp6m | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>And rust is ++c.<|eor|><|sor|>For the record, D was attempted, and failed.<|eor|><|sor|>Theres always c++++<|eor|><|sor|>that's just c# with the pluses stringed out into a line<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | g6wd8ov | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>And rust is ++c.<|eor|><|sor|>For the record, D was attempted, and failed.<|eor|><|sor|>Theres always c++++<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 73_68_69_74_2E_2E | g6xbks5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>But `c++ != c` <|eor|><|sor|>This is giving me flashbacks of non-associative algebra.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | samu698 | g6y3xj1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>But `c++ != c` <|eor|><|sor|>`++c == c`<|eor|><|sor|>Can you please refer to a link or smth that explain why c == ++c is true and c == c++ is false.
I know that :
* c++ : evaluate c then increment i... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LinAGKar | g6ybd0k | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>I love the joke, but I'm pedantic enough to point out that order of operand evaluation in not specified. As a result `c == c++` is undefined behavior. It evaluates to true under clang (but not before it ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Wdr93 | g6y0zv1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>But `c++ != c` <|eor|><|sor|>`++c == c`<|eor|><|sor|>Can you please refer to a link or smth that explain why c == ++c is true and c == c++ is false.
I know that :
* c++ : evaluate c then increment i... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Chrisuan | g6wsvek | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's not though, because the increment is applied after the comparison.<|eor|><|sor|>Technically it is applied before, but it returns the old value<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pink_echoes | g6xob6j | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is better, C or C++?<|eot|><|sost|>They're both equally good, because `c == c++`.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's not though, because the increment is applied after the comparison.<|eor|><|sor|>Sadly not, it's just the evaluation value of `c++` is just `c`. However, the compiler *may* dec... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nctrd | m50s8e | <|soss|><|sot|>Integers are pointless.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hiromasaki | gqxamcr | <|soss|><|sot|>Integers are pointless.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>But Integer*s have a point(er).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nctrd | gqxavxn | <|soss|><|sot|>Integers are pointless.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>But Integer*s have a point(er).<|eor|><|soopr|>Well, duh, without pointer they would have been pointerless. And, in pointer-free languages or at assembly level the post title is true anyway.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wseymour | gqxlqg4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Integers are pointless.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>But Integer*s have a point(er).<|eor|><|sor|>Nice reference.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hiromasaki | gqxst94 | <|soss|><|sot|>Integers are pointless.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>But Integer*s have a point(er).<|eor|><|sor|>Nice reference.<|eor|><|sor|>I knew that would be addressing the right crowd.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | me_again | gqxh9xp | <|soss|><|sot|>Integers are pointless.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Integers are like a broken pencil.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | oannes | a4sh2r | <|soss|><|sot|>Hobbit<|eot|><|sost|>​
https://preview.redd.it/t4s8ec3krd321.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=3ea37f2302d22e16bf98c348163920e2c09a1eca<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Wykillin | ebh9f02 | <|soss|><|sot|>Hobbit<|eot|><|sost|>​
https://preview.redd.it/t4s8ec3krd321.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=3ea37f2302d22e16bf98c348163920e2c09a1eca<|eost|><|sor|>haha, this is terrible<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | ebhbprb | <|soss|><|sot|>Hobbit<|eot|><|sost|>​
https://preview.redd.it/t4s8ec3krd321.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=3ea37f2302d22e16bf98c348163920e2c09a1eca<|eost|><|sor|>God damn it, take my upvote <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GaianNeuron | ebhtnzh | <|soss|><|sot|>Hobbit<|eot|><|sost|>​
https://preview.redd.it/t4s8ec3krd321.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=3ea37f2302d22e16bf98c348163920e2c09a1eca<|eost|><|sor|>Someone give this men a reddit gold<|eor|><|sor|>No u.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bieberfan99 | 8jhtry | <|soss|><|sot|>The reason I don't trust people that use MatLab.<|eot|><|sost|>They are always plotting something.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bnwkeys | dz0k1du | <|soss|><|sot|>The reason I don't trust people that use MatLab.<|eot|><|sost|>They are always plotting something.<|eost|><|sor|>And they start counting at 1?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bieberfan99 | dz0l4c2 | <|soss|><|sot|>The reason I don't trust people that use MatLab.<|eot|><|sost|>They are always plotting something.<|eost|><|sor|>And they start counting at 1?<|eor|><|soopr|>That certainly does not help.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Crittical956 | dz09fo8 | <|soss|><|sot|>The reason I don't trust people that use MatLab.<|eot|><|sost|>They are always plotting something.<|eost|><|sor|>Daddy, Ive missed you!!<|eor|><|sor|>Shit , i forgot my smokes in the car , be right back son .<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mister-pi | dz0vu5a | <|soss|><|sot|>The reason I don't trust people that use MatLab.<|eot|><|sost|>They are always plotting something.<|eost|><|sor|>And they start counting at 1?<|eor|><|sor|>The int joke is always in the comments<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iamsooldithurts | dyzw3ct | <|soss|><|sot|>The reason I don't trust people that use MatLab.<|eot|><|sost|>They are always plotting something.<|eost|><|sor|>Daddy, Ive missed you!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Blieque | 86nmej | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the GET request reluctant to go the party?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had no body to go with!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Marlingss | dw6mvc9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the GET request reluctant to go the party?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had no body to go with!<|eost|><|sor|>*Groooan*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dickdemodickmarcinko | dw7yuqh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the GET request reluctant to go the party?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had no body to go with!<|eost|><|sor|>He used to have friends but they just couldnt put up with him<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cbrt74088 | o3tani | <|soss|><|sot|>Space colonization<|eot|><|sost|>I: :think: :I: :may: :have: :figured: :it: :out.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zarqie | h2e3e4u | <|soss|><|sot|>Space colonization<|eot|><|sost|>I: :think: :I: :may: :have: :figured: :it: :out.<|eost|><|sor|>Urrrrgh take my upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeebsterUK | h2fjndo | <|soss|><|sot|>Space colonization<|eot|><|sost|>I: :think: :I: :may: :have: :figured: :it: :out.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that the scope resolution operator? Can someone explain?<|eor|><|sor|>I just took it as the spaces are all decorated with colons, or "colonised".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 2211abir | h2e7lhx | <|soss|><|sot|>Space colonization<|eot|><|sost|>I: :think: :I: :may: :have: :figured: :it: :out.<|eost|><|sor|>If you adapt it, you can post this to /r/ProctologistDadJokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rigglesbee | h2g53t9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Space colonization<|eot|><|sost|>I: :think: :I: :may: :have: :figured: :it: :out.<|eost|><|sor|>If you adapt it, you can post this to /r/ProctologistDadJokes<|eor|><|sor|>Something like this?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tatiwtr | h2fzk6s | <|soss|><|sot|>Space colonization<|eot|><|sost|>I: :think: :I: :may: :have: :figured: :it: :out.<|eost|><|sor|>Is that the scope resolution operator? Can someone explain?<|eor|><|sor|>I just took it as the spaces are all decorated with colons, or "colonised".<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldnt this just be in /r/dadjokes then?<|eor... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | joca83be | 9xjtu6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I did an online IQ test a while ago.<|eot|><|sost|>I got 404<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mister-pi | e9tby0o | <|soss|><|sot|>I did an online IQ test a while ago.<|eot|><|sost|>I got 404<|eost|><|sor|>True story: earlier this week someone at my work was searching for a Wordpress plugin to create URL redirections and found one that said it allowed for 301 redirections. My coworker: that's an oddly specific number.<|eor|><|eoss|>... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dr_Azrael_Tod | e9t5y5h | <|soss|><|sot|>I did an online IQ test a while ago.<|eot|><|sost|>I got 404<|eost|><|sor|>Ah nice, I'm a teapot!<|eor|><|sor|>might be, but you still got no IQ of 418!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedstoneTehnik | e9tn37m | <|soss|><|sot|>I did an online IQ test a while ago.<|eot|><|sost|>I got 404<|eost|><|sor|>Ah nice, I'm a teapot!<|eor|><|sor|>might be, but you still got no IQ of 418!<|eor|><|sor|>r/unexpectedfactorial<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
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