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ProgrammerDadJokes | bondjimbond | e9t7tss | <|soss|><|sot|>I did an online IQ test a while ago.<|eot|><|sost|>I got 404<|eost|><|sor|>That's nothing. My result was so high it caused the server to crash... 500!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Justgiz | e9tlhqu | <|soss|><|sot|>I did an online IQ test a while ago.<|eot|><|sost|>I got 404<|eost|><|sor|>I got 200. Ok<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cbrt74088 | omewc0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote an extremely efficient algorithm to tell if a girl likes me.<|eot|><|sost|>1. No.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johnbr | h5l3c6k | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote an extremely efficient algorithm to tell if a girl likes me.<|eot|><|sost|>1. No.<|eost|><|sor|>That's a Big N(0)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kiblerdude | h5llpsj | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote an extremely efficient algorithm to tell if a girl likes me.<|eot|><|sost|>1. No.<|eost|><|sor|>return false;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ivanfesco | h5mghez | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote an extremely efficient algorithm to tell if a girl likes me.<|eot|><|sost|>1. No.<|eost|><|sor|>That's a Big N(0)<|eor|><|sor|>Improved the post<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | h5lp3ya | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote an extremely efficient algorithm to tell if a girl likes me.<|eot|><|sost|>1. No.<|eost|><|sor|>Algorithms proved P = NP
Algorithm still correct<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Retro_RL | momiav | <|soss|><|sot|>Programmers destroy the most gaming consoles<|eot|><|sost|>They break their switch in most cases<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nielsly | gu51vud | <|soss|><|sot|>Programmers destroy the most gaming consoles<|eot|><|sost|>They break their switch in most cases<|eost|><|sor|>Thats brilliant, nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | madogson | gu6dm36 | <|soss|><|sot|>Programmers destroy the most gaming consoles<|eot|><|sost|>They break their switch in most cases<|eost|><|sor|>Alternate: Why shouldn't programmers be network engineers<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Yogi_Kat | gu5azdw | <|soss|><|sot|>Programmers destroy the most gaming consoles<|eot|><|sost|>They break their switch in most cases<|eost|><|sor|>toche<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Imperator_Penetrator | m6vy2p | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the highest rank you can receive in the United States Army IT Department?<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | gr7w9cc | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the highest rank you can receive in the United States Army IT Department?<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel.<|eost|><|sor|>General Purpose I/O might have a thing or two to say about that<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tsvk | gr8ejps | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the highest rank you can receive in the United States Army IT Department?<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel.<|eost|><|sor|>General Purpose I/O might have a thing or two to say about that<|eor|><|sor|>General Failure, too.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beef_sauce | gr8q7gf | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the highest rank you can receive in the United States Army IT Department?<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel.<|eost|><|sor|>General Purpose I/O might have a thing or two to say about that<|eor|><|sor|>General Failure, too.<|eor|><|sor|>General Exception.
*salutes*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Goldman_Slacks | gra1xk9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the highest rank you can receive in the United States Army IT Department?<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel.<|eost|><|sor|>Private void must be the lowest.. either that or Ensigned short.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heyzooschristos | gr8wc6i | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the highest rank you can receive in the United States Army IT Department?<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel.<|eost|><|sor|>General Purpose I/O might have a thing or two to say about that<|eor|><|sor|>General Failure, too.<|eor|><|sor|>General Exception.
*salutes*<|eor|><|sor|>Major Bummer<|eor|><|eoss|><|end... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | zfvfmk | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | -TheGentleGiant- | izdvemx | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>But if you cast it to boolean it ain't that bad<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OriAfias | izeyc56 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>But if you cast it to boolean it ain't that bad<|eor|><|sor|>world's true dad<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pickle9977 | ize2b0r | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>Depending on the language they really gave you a Worlds mug that also has a comment #0 Dad or #1 dad.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | izdza1l | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>shoudnt it be the other way around (or im dumb)<|eor|><|soopr|>There's two parts to the joke.
One is that "programmers count from zero".
The other part of the joke is that I, as the dad ch... | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SMAMtastic | izecygu | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>shoudnt it be the other way around (or im dumb)<|eor|><|soopr|>There's two parts to the joke.
One is that "programmers count from zero".
The other part of the joke is that I, as the dad ch... | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ize4i73 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>Depending on the language they really gave you a Worlds mug that also has a comment #0 Dad or #1 dad.<|eor|><|soopr|>Believe it or not, I actually had that follow-up joke in my drafts.<|eoop... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ize2wd4 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>shoudnt it be the other way around (or im dumb)<|eor|><|soopr|>There's two parts to the joke.
One is that "programmers count from zero".
The other part of the joke is that I, as the dad ch... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | immortaly007 | izglrl5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>But if you cast it to boolean it ain't that bad<|eor|><|sor|>False dad is a better way to say it than step-dad anyway<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | -TheGentleGiant- | izgnpwk | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>But if you cast it to boolean it ain't that bad<|eor|><|sor|>False dad is a better way to say it than step-dad anyway<|eor|><|sor|>what are you doing false-brother<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pickle9977 | ize4kdq | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>Depending on the language they really gave you a Worlds mug that also has a comment #0 Dad or #1 dad.<|eor|><|soopr|>Believe it or not, I actually had that follow-up joke in my drafts.<|eoop... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | izesgjy | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>Hahaha. Unexpected.
DAD.MAX_THREADS = 2<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Brilliant-Fan-3612 | izdz7rd | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>shoudnt it be the other way around (or im dumb)<|eor|><|sor|>Yes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | izeyny5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>shoudnt it be the other way around (or im dumb)<|eor|><|soopr|>There's two parts to the joke.
One is that "programmers count from zero".
The other part of the joke is that I, as the dad ch... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrostBite_97 | izhiuo3 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid gave me a "World's #1 Dad" mug.<|eot|><|sost|>But they gave their stepdad a "World's #0 Dad".<|eost|><|sor|>But if you cast it to boolean it ain't that bad<|eor|><|sor|>False dad is a better way to say it than step-dad anyway<|eor|><|sor|>what are you doing false-brother<|eor|><|sor|>Why are you s... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | 9qg73z | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | e893fpr | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|sor|>He must be overflowed with emotions<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | n3rv0u5 | e896dnu | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|sor|>The crowd goes "BOO..lean."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uza80 | e892yqr | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|sor|>I'd never had got it if it wasn't for you being so bold.. /s<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | patrick96MC | e895zp3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|sor|>Must have been part of the 1's complement family ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rebbit_and_birb | e89ao9l | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|sor|>The crowd goes "BOO..lean."<|eor|><|sor|>I was saying boo-urns<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | being_root | e8aaom7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|sor|>r/programmersdadjokes<|eor|><|sor|>r/lostredditors<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KaiserTom | e8atwxx | <|soss|><|sot|>I was insulted by an integer...<|eot|><|sost|>I asked him why he was being so negative...
He apologized and said he was just feeling a **bit** off!<|eost|><|sor|>Careful, that's a bad sign<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | x42i0g | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | imtn2h9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, so I guess all those scams about "make money from home" weren't entirely fraudulent:
make money -f $HOME/Makefile<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | imvczax | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>They're not. Neither are Macs.<|eor|><|soopr|>What's with the sudden influx of commenters who don't understand how jokes work?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Czechia_Simp | imsunns | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>Now that's something.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WiredTangles | imul0cu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, so I guess all those scams about "make money from home" weren't entirely fraudulent:
make money -f $HOME/Makefile<|eor|><|sor|> make -C ~ money
(I know it doesn't flow as well as y... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Limp-Alternative-447 | imt2qpd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>~<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | simpleauthority | imvmjyg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>They're not. Neither are Macs.<|eor|><|soopr|>What's with the sudden influx of commenters who don't understand how jokes work?<|eoopr|><|sor|>It seems these people have no clue what sub theyre on... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | imu9n9x | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>Ive reached my quota on file system jokes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Infinite_Self_5782 | imx38bq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux users immune to viruses?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're always working from /home.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, so I guess all those scams about "make money from home" weren't entirely fraudulent:
make money -f $HOME/Makefile<|eor|><|sor|>linux users are also the most common to `touch grass`<|eor|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lamo0 | cj9h7s | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nizo_GTO | evbvzia | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|sor|>r/therewasanattempt
To hide the username<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prog_d0nkey | evbxhp0 | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's me :)
Edit: Also thank you for attempting to censor my name.
Edit2 for whoever downvoted this: https://youtu.be/0sdbZRTzlEQ Scroll down in the comments, I replied as verification.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lamo0 | evbwtpj | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|sor|>r/therewasanattempt
To hide the username<|eor|><|soopr|>yeah lmao I didnt realise<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prog_d0nkey | evbxyio | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's me :)
Edit: Also thank you for attempting to censor my name.
Edit2 for whoever downvoted this: https://youtu.be/0sdbZRTzlEQ Scroll down in the comments, I replied as verification.<|eor|><|soopr|>its cool how you saw the... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lamo0 | evbxx67 | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's me :)
Edit: Also thank you for attempting to censor my name.
Edit2 for whoever downvoted this: https://youtu.be/0sdbZRTzlEQ Scroll down in the comments, I replied as verification.<|eor|><|soopr|>its cool how you saw the... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ianbumblebee | evcrqpn | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|sor|>r/therewasanattempt
To hide the username<|eor|><|soopr|>yeah lmao I didnt realise<|eoopr|><|sor|>r/atleastyoutriedeh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LoZeno | evbw5mr | <|sols|><|sot|>bad with titles<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/scirb24308d31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also bad at hiding usernames (Don Key is still visible at the end)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ok69rk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_Noah_Blitz | h5683w4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm the child of the php developer.<|eor|><|sor|>My condolences.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | h567hvn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm the child of the php developer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | h56g6x7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Yeah, but then you have to do the garbage collection by yourself.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KINGodfather | h56m2ui | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Yeah, but then you have to do the garbage collection by yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>With so much inheritance, I think it can "afford" a garbage collector.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | h58xb13 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm the child of the php developer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I guess you had Pretty Horrible Parents.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | h58t3ns | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm the child of the php developer.<|eor|><|sor|>What kinda traits do you have?<|eor|><|sor|>I suck at everything<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | h56ucbd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>C# dad here. My memory is well managed, but its getting full of static references, and the GC seems to be losing random objects over time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dalithop | h58zdza | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm the child of the php developer.<|eor|><|soopr|>I guess you had Pretty Horrible Parents.<|eoopr|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kameecoding | h56ggyw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Multiple interface > multiple inheritance<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | davidpanic | h59965h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Yeah, but then you have to do the garbage collection by yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>With so much inheritance, I think it can "afford" a garbage collector.<|eor|><|sor|>Shut up an... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Trooble | h57htky | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is it better to be the child of C++ programmers rather than Java programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Multiple inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Because you can fit a C++ name on a standard size signature line.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OMGanteater | f85k1r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you only hire front end devs to move furniture?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they never drop tables<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | firegodjr | fijabcw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you only hire front end devs to move furniture?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they never drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>You can't trust them to touch your clean tables! Their inputs aren't sanitized!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | travianner | fijkrk0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you only hire front end devs to move furniture?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they never drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him.<|eor|><|sor|>I understood that reference.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheParrotBae | fil39wr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you only hire front end devs to move furniture?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they never drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Oh I thought it was because they can align-items<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fortyeightD | filponf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you only hire front end devs to move furniture?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they never drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Oh I thought it was because they can align-items<|eor|><|sor|>That's a good justification<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | fim3cot | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you only hire front end devs to move furniture?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they never drop tables<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him.<|eor|><|sor|>His sister is named Help, Im trapped in a drivers license factory.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ten3roberts | 9uizq3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a one liner?<|eot|><|sost|>"\n"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KnightEevee | e95f170 | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a one liner?<|eot|><|sost|>"\n"<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't that make it two lines, though?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | outoftunediapason | e96bve5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a one liner?<|eot|><|sost|>"\n"<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't that make it two lines, though?<|eor|><|sor|>Want to hear a one liner?\n<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JPSgfx | e95kmku | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a one liner?<|eot|><|sost|>"\n"<|eost|><|sor|>Version for Windows users: \r\n<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | e95iq44 | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a one liner?<|eot|><|sost|>"\n"<|eost|><|sor|>NOOP<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cbbuntz | e96tsvc | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a one liner?<|eot|><|sost|>"\n"<|eost|><|sor|>Version for Windows users: \r\n<|eor|><|sor|>vim is extra confusing. When you're substituting, you match "\n", but substitute with "\r".
So, `%s/\n/\r/` replaces every newline character with a newline character.
\\\_()_/ <|eor|><|eoss|><|endof... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xw9t9p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LightWave_ | ir630p2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>He mainly programs in assembly since the code has to be below the C level.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nelusbelus | ir5ao4s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>Yup, but I heard the forks are good tho<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ir5inmi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>And later, he got heavily into phishing.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ir599xj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>Bad? Less code, fewer bugs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ir7ufz6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>He mainly programs in assembly since the code has to be below the C level.<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't know, if you ask the Atlanteans, Poseidon can work with high level C.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nipatiitti | ir59ldc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>Angry upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ir8qzu5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>Bad? Less code, fewer bugs.<|eor|><|soopr|>Ctrl-C results in more code.
Poseidon finds it hard to keep things DRY.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ir5cetd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is Poseidon a bad programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he mainly Ctrl-C.<|eost|><|sor|>Too many Oar conditions?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LiamWonaTech | mp9fs2 | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | asit_soko | gu9g4ax | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>i an... | 68 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BigHowski | gu8oc77 | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|sor|>[Ah little Bobby Tables](ht... | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LiamWonaTech | gu8s428 | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|sor|>[Ah little Bobby Tables](ht... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LiamWonaTech | gu9iawg | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>i an... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LeeHide | gu8ig8b | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|sor|>lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_cub_94 | gu90dgb | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|sor|>[Ah little Bobby Tables](ht... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LiamWonaTech | gu8ryso | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad was just as bad at naming variables as he was children.<|eot|><|sost|>He called my brother i, and called me j.
Naturally we hated this, so he resorted to calling us iSon and JSON.
I know it's not the craziest of things to happen, I'm JS it's crazy to me.<|eost|><|sor|>lol<|eor|><|soopr|>lol<|eoo... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | auramgold | 9ztjwh | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call two programmers arguing while getting on a highway?<|eot|><|sost|>A merge conflict<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SixBeeps | eac307j | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call two programmers arguing while getting on a highway?<|eot|><|sost|>A merge conflict<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>People are GITting good with these jokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
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