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ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | eacd8zr | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call two programmers arguing while getting on a highway?<|eot|><|sost|>A merge conflict<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>People are GITting good with these jokes<|eor|><|sor|>Fork Off, @SixBeeps.<|eor|><|sor|>All right, that's it, I'm pushing these jokes aside.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Crashbrennan | eacrvh9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call two programmers arguing while getting on a highway?<|eot|><|sost|>A merge conflict<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>People are GITting good with these jokes<|eor|><|sor|>Fork Off, @SixBeeps.<|eor|><|sor|>All right, that's it, I'm pushing these jokes aside.<|eor|><|sor|>Git out. <|eor... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smarzz | k96h13 | <|soss|><|sot|>If two video game developers date each other...<|eot|><|sost|>Is it a Unity or Unreal?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | gf2g343 | <|soss|><|sot|>If two video game developers date each other...<|eot|><|sost|>Is it a Unity or Unreal?<|eost|><|sor|>This is too good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Spectrix22 | gf400m3 | <|soss|><|sot|>If two video game developers date each other...<|eot|><|sost|>Is it a Unity or Unreal?<|eost|><|sor|>For me, it always been a Monogame with some Love2D if you get what I mean<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tallonmetroid56 | gf528jz | <|soss|><|sot|>If two video game developers date each other...<|eot|><|sost|>Is it a Unity or Unreal?<|eost|><|sor|>God this is so stupid, and exactly the kind of content I am here for <3<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | gf2sxcv | <|soss|><|sot|>If two video game developers date each other...<|eot|><|sost|>Is it a Unity or Unreal?<|eost|><|sor|>What if youre dating Gal Godot?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRandomR | gf5078r | <|soss|><|sot|>If two video game developers date each other...<|eot|><|sost|>Is it a Unity or Unreal?<|eost|><|sor|>For me, it always been a Monogame with some Love2D if you get what I mean<|eor|><|sor|>And if they conceive a child, they're Gamer Makers (2 of them) ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sumasuun | gf5s8uj | <|soss|><|sot|>If two video game developers date each other...<|eot|><|sost|>Is it a Unity or Unreal?<|eost|><|sor|>What if youre dating Gal Godot?<|eor|><|sor|>Explain<|eor|><|sor|>Godot is another engine iirc.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GracefulMuse | bzvngv | <|sols|><|sot|>It's not classy, it's functional.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qptzhrudaz331.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | eqzag4i | <|sols|><|sot|>It's not classy, it's functional.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qptzhrudaz331.png<|eol|><|sor|>Lithp<|eor|><|sor|>Non-lisp programmers have exactly two Lisp jokes:
- The parens: "Parentheses? What parentheses? I haven't noticed any parentheses since my first month of Lisp programming. I like to ask peo... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | eqzacpe | <|sols|><|sot|>It's not classy, it's functional.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qptzhrudaz331.png<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Lisp_Object_System<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiTextBot | eqzad7q | <|sols|><|sot|>It's not classy, it's functional.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qptzhrudaz331.png<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Lisp_Object_System<|eor|><|sor|>**Common Lisp Object System**
The Common Lisp Object System (CLOS) is the facility for object-oriented programming which is part of ANSI Co... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jaymonkey02 | 63lyoi | <|sols|><|sot|>Web Designers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvmx44u7zqpy.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | baskandpurr | dfvb1w5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Web Designers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nvmx44u7zqpy.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought this was /r/programmerjokes so it took a long time for the penny to drop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mountainpilot | uytckw | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | phatbrasil | ia67nqn | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.<|eost|><|sor|>you caused me to physically groan. that was great!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ia6sdto | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.<|eost|><|sor|>You must have been singing badly, because they were *failed* Loggins attempts.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pietpauk | ia6fxwv | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.<|eost|><|sor|>you caused me to physically groan. that was great!<|eor|><|sor|>Dad joke: check<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | katatondzsentri | ia7nopq | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.<|eost|><|sor|>you caused me to physically groan. that was great!<|eor|><|sor|>I just grinded my teeth silently<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ia6wmpj | <|soss|><|sot|>Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times<|eot|><|sost|>Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.<|eost|><|sor|>You sure there werent multiple factors for your getting kicked out?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nizo_GTO | boorpf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | enk69ll | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>Yes, C can be a bit volatile and without careful attention, a bit racy at times. And certainly, it's got more than it's fair share of faults and it takes no exception to them. There's a reason most folks prefe... | 100 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoesntReadMessages | enirvzx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke has structure!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zesterer | enixdws | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>It also points at things a lot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | citewiki | enkrzlp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>Yes, C can be a bit volatile and without careful attention, a bit racy at times. And certainly, it's got more than it's fair share of faults and it takes no exception to them. There's a reason most folks prefe... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlFasGD | enjasv8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>booooo(thumbsDown);<|eor|><|sor|>I mean this is much worse than the joke itself, which was posted on the appropriate sub.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NehEma | enl6gr0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>Yes, C can be a bit volatile and without careful attention, a bit racy at times. And certainly, it's got more than it's fair share of faults and it takes no exception to them. There's a reason most folks prefe... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgreeableLandscape3 | enjysiq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke was ++<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | enl6hex | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C such a rude programming language?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no class.<|eost|><|sor|>Yes, C can be a bit volatile and without careful attention, a bit racy at times. And certainly, it's got more than it's fair share of faults and it takes no exception to them. There's a reason most folks prefe... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Droic | ajlb5j | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the misogynistic database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was flush with toxic MySQLinity<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Chirimorin | eexbdwk | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the misogynistic database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was flush with toxic MySQLinity<|eost|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerDadJokes more like r/programmerdatabasejokes<|eor|><|sor|>/r/dadabasejokes <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kindoloki | eex4lli | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the misogynistic database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was flush with toxic MySQLinity<|eost|><|sor|>NoMariaDB<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 509528 | eewpgem | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the misogynistic database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was flush with toxic MySQLinity<|eost|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerDadJokes more like r/programmerdatabasejokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kindoloki | efy37fb | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the misogynistic database?<|eot|><|sost|>It was flush with toxic MySQLinity<|eost|><|sor|>When you don't understand what the phrase even means..<|eor|><|sor|>Toxic masculinity?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Social norms for men that are shown to be physically and/or psychologically ha... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | INSERTINTOpornstash | 9imnnb | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thunderFD | e6kx769 | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kernel_Internal | e6kxlsc | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rudidude86 | e6l03l2 | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PeacefulHavoc | e6kyqht | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | e6lcpa2 | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And we hate you to. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT | e6li7l6 | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And we hate you to. <|eor|><|sor|>I, four one, don... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | e6lihcw | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And we hate you to. <|eor|><|sor|>I, four one, don... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | e6l0olw | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|sor|>A Boolean is a type*.<|eor|><|sor|>No, a Boolean is a type, not a pointer... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | piri_piri_pintade | e6l4g8i | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>That's really awful. Have an upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tfofurn | e6ltxex | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>Objective-C version of this joke:
You know what the best thing about Booleans is?
YES.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anyeyeball | e6l0me8 | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|sor|>A Boolean is a type*.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beeskness420 | e6l3rmr | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>you're* <|eor|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|sor|>minor* <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MixesLiesWithTruth | e6lvl7k | <|soss|><|sot|>You know what the best thing about booleans is ?<|eot|><|sost|>Even when your wrong your just a bit off<|eost|><|sor|>His just a bit off<|eor|><|sor|>he's*<|eor|><|sor|>This is a pretty miner typo<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And we hate you to. <|eor|><|sor|>I, four one, don't.<|eor|><|sor|>I, fo... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Muzer0 | p145jp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Julius Caesar spend a month every year using vim?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told to beware the IDEs of March<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iris-my-case | h8axzfk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Julius Caesar spend a month every year using vim?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told to beware the IDEs of March<|eost|><|sor|>And then he got stabbed by emacs users.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_cub_94 | h8bauw5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Julius Caesar spend a month every year using vim?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told to beware the IDEs of March<|eost|><|sor|>Dammit, that was a good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | trivialportal | h8b534z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Julius Caesar spend a month every year using vim?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told to beware the IDEs of March<|eost|><|sor|>Haaaaaa ddowndbtbwkakfn<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CodeBroo | kkatef | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gh1hmb9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>If VB.NET had a decent garbage collector, all programs would delete themselves on execution.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gh1lewz | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>Your code is so bad,
The garbage collector came for you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CodeBroo | gh1ht0w | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>If VB.NET had a decent garbage collector, all programs would delete themselves on execution.<|eor|><|soopr|>And rest happily ever after in the heap<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ventuspilot | gh28ehi | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>Your code is so bad, the garbage collector reverted your commits.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | gh271my | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>If VB.NET had a decent garbage collector, all programs would delete themselves on execution.<|eor|><|sor|>What is your experience with VB.NET?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cateanddogew | gh1h6rw | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>idc if it's original of not, take my ice award<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | gh2l1hq | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>Your code is so bad
The garbage collector threw out your computer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gh2yobl | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>If VB.NET had a decent garbage collector, all programs would delete themselves on execution.<|eor|><|sor|>What is your experience with VB.NET?<|eor|><|sor|>I've used it quite a bit. It's not actually that bad, but it... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reelix | gh330ta | <|soss|><|sot|>Your code is so bad that<|eot|><|sost|>The Garbage Collector killed itself<|eost|><|sor|>If VB.NET had a decent garbage collector, all programs would delete themselves on execution.<|eor|><|sor|>What is your experience with VB.NET?<|eor|><|sor|>I've used it quite a bit. It's not actually that bad, but it... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sudipta_Kundu | leqabl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | grimfizz | gmheefp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they cannot open windows and apples freeze in space.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anxiety_on_steroids | gmh89a0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>Lol. I'm totally stealing this one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DreadCoder | gmhxl0e | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>I just though they didn't want to crash ?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 9schoolboy | gmi0go6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they cannot open windows and apples freeze in space.<|eor|><|sor|>And they cant get blue screen error in space<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sudipta_Kundu | gmhdsbo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>Lol. I'm totally stealing this one.<|eor|><|soopr|>Sure!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EvilJackCarver | gmkd0lr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they cannot open windows and apples freeze in space.<|eor|><|sor|>And they cant get blue screen error in space<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on which way the ship is facing.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_your_unique_hobby | gmhs33u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>You could also make the joke with Arch or just CLI in general. I like this one!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cobarso | gml0fdj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>Also, they want to be the first to talk about Linux to the aliens.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jonnyboyrebel | gmhv0sn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux ?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can not open window in a spaceship.<|eost|><|sor|>Because in space, no one can hear you scream.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Papayaman1000 | 79l9jr | <|soss|><|sot|>What OO language do Communists use?<|eot|><|sost|>JavaScript. There are no classes in the traditional sense, and objects can't have privately owned members.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | christianarg | dp3dzwy | <|soss|><|sot|>What OO language do Communists use?<|eot|><|sost|>JavaScript. There are no classes in the traditional sense, and objects can't have privately owned members.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Chinese communism?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | compscigurl | dpg3zlk | <|soss|><|sot|>What OO language do Communists use?<|eot|><|sost|>JavaScript. There are no classes in the traditional sense, and objects can't have privately owned members.<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty sure JS have classes<|eor|><|sor|>"in the traditional sense" <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | H00pyFr00d42 | w743kb | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 292 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redballooon | ihhz6vu | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 70 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Quazar_omega | ihhycbr | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheForgetfulDev | ihhwp9j | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ihjlveq | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reelix | ihi6uot | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CiroGarcia | ihipdpw | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gregorydgraham | ihjpema | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LuigiSauce | ihi85g0 | <|soss|><|sot|>An OkCupid programmer is hard at work<|eot|><|sost|>After a long period of time they've finally replaced their old C++ code with Google's new programming language
While doing this the developer realises that the app is automatically inputting the user's age, as if it already knows
They spend a while te... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PmMeAnythingLetsChat | npplz1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have I ever told you how I met my girlfriend? It happened while I was generating a security certificate for my server.<|eot|><|sost|>I immediately knew she was a key-pair.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | h06wd9i | <|soss|><|sot|>Have I ever told you how I met my girlfriend? It happened while I was generating a security certificate for my server.<|eot|><|sost|>I immediately knew she was a key-pair.<|eost|><|sor|>Generate a marriage certificate for her.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PmMeAnythingLetsChat | h070cua | <|soss|><|sot|>Have I ever told you how I met my girlfriend? It happened while I was generating a security certificate for my server.<|eot|><|sost|>I immediately knew she was a key-pair.<|eost|><|sor|>Generate a marriage certificate for her.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think certbot can do that...<|eor|><|soopr|>*Yet...*<|eoo... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Doofitator | h06y09b | <|soss|><|sot|>Have I ever told you how I met my girlfriend? It happened while I was generating a security certificate for my server.<|eot|><|sost|>I immediately knew she was a key-pair.<|eost|><|sor|>Generate a marriage certificate for her.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think certbot can do that...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Doofitator | h0718kf | <|soss|><|sot|>Have I ever told you how I met my girlfriend? It happened while I was generating a security certificate for my server.<|eot|><|sost|>I immediately knew she was a key-pair.<|eost|><|sor|>Generate a marriage certificate for her.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think certbot can do that...<|eor|><|soopr|>*Yet...*<|eoo... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | h09auf6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have I ever told you how I met my girlfriend? It happened while I was generating a security certificate for my server.<|eot|><|sost|>I immediately knew she was a key-pair.<|eost|><|sor|>Generate a marriage certificate for her.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think certbot can do that...<|eor|><|soopr|>*Yet...*<|eoo... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | vvznbr | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the bored programmer that reverse-engineered an online spreadsheet tool?<|eot|><|sost|>He just did it for Sheets & Googles.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uhwhooops | ifmzjth | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the bored programmer that reverse-engineered an online spreadsheet tool?<|eot|><|sost|>He just did it for Sheets & Googles.<|eost|><|sor|>EXCELlent<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCoder01 | ifoma94 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the bored programmer that reverse-engineered an online spreadsheet tool?<|eot|><|sost|>He just did it for Sheets & Googles.<|eost|><|sor|>Was his name Tom Scott?<|eor|><|sor|>Matt Parker actually<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSystemsProf | ifnx4kf | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the bored programmer that reverse-engineered an online spreadsheet tool?<|eot|><|sost|>He just did it for Sheets & Googles.<|eost|><|sor|>Was his name Tom Scott?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cbrt74088 | o4rlkq | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Russian computers do?<|eot|><|sost|>ComPutin<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KINGodfather | h2j8t3p | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Russian computers do?<|eot|><|sost|>ComPutin<|eost|><|sor|>Wow...this one is so bad...
#I love it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | h2jasf9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Russian computers do?<|eot|><|sost|>ComPutin<|eost|><|sor|>Take this upvote and... Bruh that's awesome<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IBreakCellPhones | h2mfdo1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Russian computers do?<|eot|><|sost|>ComPutin<|eost|><|sor|>Earlier models had a problem with halting, but they called it Stalin.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | h2jlfzm | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Russian computers do?<|eot|><|sost|>ComPutin<|eost|><|sor|> cccp putin crimea<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
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