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ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | h2m11ql | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Russian computers do?<|eot|><|sost|>ComPutin<|eost|><|sor|> cccp putin crimea<|eor|><|sor|>Crimea river.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | mkxmov | <|soss|><|sot|>Every time I tried to vote online in the last election, it kept giving me an error.<|eot|><|sost|>It was HTTP error 403: forbiden<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Labib5 | gtj9rvc | <|soss|><|sot|>Every time I tried to vote online in the last election, it kept giving me an error.<|eot|><|sost|>It was HTTP error 403: forbiden<|eost|><|sor|>Very corny<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | gtlkqq2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Every time I tried to vote online in the last election, it kept giving me an error.<|eot|><|sost|>It was HTTP error 403: forbiden<|eost|><|sor|>Weird, I kept getting 305 and 402 alternating<|eor|><|soopr|>And my coffee pot kept giving me 418<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | gtm0ept | <|soss|><|sot|>Every time I tried to vote online in the last election, it kept giving me an error.<|eot|><|sost|>It was HTTP error 403: forbiden<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think I get it!?<|eor|><|soopr|>HTTP error 403 means the page is "Forbidden."
It's a play on words: Forbiden, For Biden
Get it?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endof... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | m3dc7v | <|soss|><|sot|>does 7 feel superior to 6?<|eot|><|sost|>a bit...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Itsoc | gqoja6b | <|soss|><|sot|>does 7 feel superior to 6?<|eot|><|sost|>a bit...<|eost|><|sor|>seventh upvote, lets stop here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | gqong26 | <|soss|><|sot|>does 7 feel superior to 6?<|eot|><|sost|>a bit...<|eost|><|sor|>seventh upvote, lets stop here<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>it has now 32 upvotes, my day is ruined<|eor|><|sor|>Well, well just have to bring that up to 64 now, wont we?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KraZhtest | gqr3uxz | <|soss|><|sot|>does 7 feel superior to 6?<|eot|><|sost|>a bit...<|eost|><|sor|>Warning, possible hidden PHP joke.<|eor|><|sor|>Why and how?<|eor|><|sor|>PHP 6 does not exist...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Itsoc | gqomz13 | <|soss|><|sot|>does 7 feel superior to 6?<|eot|><|sost|>a bit...<|eost|><|sor|>seventh upvote, lets stop here<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>it has now 32 upvotes, my day is ruined<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Itsoc | gqpmnes | <|soss|><|sot|>does 7 feel superior to 6?<|eot|><|sost|>a bit...<|eost|><|sor|>seventh upvote, lets stop here<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>it has now 32 upvotes, my day is ruined<|eor|><|sor|>Well, well just have to bring that up to 64 now, wont we?<|eor|><|sor|>45 atm... long way to go<|eor|><|sor|>64th here<|eor|><|s... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 5p4n911 | gqqg8dn | <|soss|><|sot|>does 7 feel superior to 6?<|eot|><|sost|>a bit...<|eost|><|sor|>seventh upvote, lets stop here<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|sor|>it has now 32 upvotes, my day is ruined<|eor|><|sor|>Well, well just have to bring that up to 64 now, wont we?<|eor|><|sor|>45 atm... long way to go<|eor|><|sor|>64th here<|eor|><|s... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | 9vz7o3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ineedausername84 | e9gbv44 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|sor|>Does this mean a junior programmers favorite is char* mander<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Empole | e9go50u | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|sor|>A char pointer zard?
What about *mie<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ferdi265 | e9gez13 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|sor|>Does this mean a junior programmers favorite is char* mander<|eor|><|sor|>char* maleon?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reelix | e9grzv8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|sor|>> char[] zard
would probably work out better<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | atcoyou | e9ggmjg | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|sor|>Does this mean a junior programmers favorite is char* mander<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it is highly ineffective. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | e9hmrip | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|sor|>Obviously Porygon, if you're a dyslexic graphics programmer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FarhanAxiq | e9htyg4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a C programmer's favorite Pokemon?<|eot|><|sost|>A `char* zard`<|eost|><|sor|>> char[] zard
would probably work out better<|eor|><|sor|>that's java programmer favorite pokemon since C array is declared like this:
char zard[];
while java you can use
char[] zard; //or the c style... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dragenby | 1029b6l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nelusbelus | j2sdvl9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|sor|>Windows is even worse. It uses the hard \r<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Responsible_Alarm633 | j2scw7s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|sor|>i dont i dont think you can do this but take the upvote <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Russian_Prussia | j2sxgf3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|sor|>That's one byte, it's just half word <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RMehGeddon | j2tzt2h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|sor|>You and your \n racism.
Why does it always need to be *white* space with "you people"?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 1cingI | j2sd27w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|sor|>This joke should be illegal. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dodexahedron | j2uck88 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|sor|>That's one byte, it's just half word <|eor|><|sor|>\\n\\r<|eor|><|sor|>We don't need a 4th line ending style. Stick to \\r\\n, please. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dodexahedron | j2ucpaw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is inserting a new line racist?<|eot|><|sost|>It requires the \\n word<|eost|><|sor|>You and your \n racism.
Why does it always need to be *white* space with "you people"?<|eor|><|sor|>I use a dark theme in my IDE. Does that means it's darkgreyspace? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | o39t0p | <|soss|><|sot|>Our Cybersecurity Engineer passed away last week.<|eot|><|sost|>He was encrypted.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xyonofcalhoun | h2bxu3n | <|soss|><|sot|>Our Cybersecurity Engineer passed away last week.<|eot|><|sost|>He was encrypted.<|eost|><|sor|>Handshakes all round at his funeral.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drfinale | h2bv42y | <|soss|><|sot|>Our Cybersecurity Engineer passed away last week.<|eot|><|sost|>He was encrypted.<|eost|><|sor|>Did he go phishing?<|eor|><|sor|>The mob got him... He's sleeping with the phishes now...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | h2bnci3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Our Cybersecurity Engineer passed away last week.<|eot|><|sost|>He was encrypted.<|eost|><|sor|>Did he go phishing?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | h2cozkj | <|soss|><|sot|>Our Cybersecurity Engineer passed away last week.<|eot|><|sost|>He was encrypted.<|eost|><|sor|>Decrypt his ass hes got a deadline -Manager<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KiwiNFLFan | juxlgq | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bleep_bliop_bloop | gcg7i8p | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>I'd rather go to hell than goto hell!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | matiu2 | gcgf5vn | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>In programmer hell, every 2nd statement is a goto<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnAverageFreak | gch01um | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>`goto` is great for error handling in languages without any form of destructors, like C<|eor|><|eoss|>... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | gcgpr0x | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>In programmer hell, every 2nd statement is a goto<|eor|><|sor|>That's not the worst part, the language... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fb39ca4 | gchbej8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>`goto` is great for error handling in languages without any form of destructors, like C<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Janes_Diary | gcgt1rj | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>In programmer hell, every 2nd statement is a goto<|eor|><|sor|>And the goto references the next statem... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnAverageFreak | gchk8qp | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>`goto` is great for error handling in languages without any form of destructors, like C<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | gchi9t5 | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>Please don't whoosh me but that's not how hell works<|eor|><|sor|> if (!person.believer) {
... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nonamebcb | gchn4iy | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>`goto` is great for error handling in languages without any form of destructors, like C<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | backtickbot | gchn53i | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>`goto` is great for error handling in languages without any form of destructors, like C<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Alpha3031 | gchjndt | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>Please don't whoosh me but that's not how hell works<|eor|><|sor|> if (!person.believer) {
... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ignat980 | gci1snq | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>In programmer hell, every 2nd statement is a goto<|eor|><|sor|>That's not the worst part, the language... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DoctorInfamous | gcj3w8s | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>In programmer hell, every 2nd statement is a goto<|eor|><|sor|>That's not the worst part, the language... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nonamebcb | gchnr8u | <|soss|><|sot|>A Christian evangelist told a programmer If you dont believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to hell!<|eot|><|sost|>The programmer replied Dont you know that goto is bad programming practice?<|eost|><|sor|>`goto` is great for error handling in languages without any form of destructors, like C<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jtra | ijuv89 | <|soss|><|sot|>long x = 64206 walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, why the long 0xface?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RajjSinghh | g3g8vsc | <|soss|><|sot|>long x = 64206 walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, why the long 0xface?<|eost|><|sor|>This joke was a little basic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jtra | g3ggjsm | <|soss|><|sot|>long x = 64206 walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, why the long 0xface?<|eost|><|sor|>This joke was a little basic<|eor|><|soopr|>If it would be basic then the punchline would be:
The bartender asks, why the long &Hface?
(Depending on dialect)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | g3gis0c | <|soss|><|sot|>long x = 64206 walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, why the long 0xface?<|eost|><|sor|>Too early, need 12648430.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | counterplex | g3gu11k | <|soss|><|sot|>long x = 64206 walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, why the long 0xface?<|eost|><|sor|>Too early, need 12648430.<|eor|><|sor|>> 12648430
I'm a little disappointed that C0FFEE doesn't translate to a coffee color :-(<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | g3jn9d1 | <|soss|><|sot|>long x = 64206 walks into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, why the long 0xface?<|eost|><|sor|>Guys, why did the programmer confuse Halloween and Christmas?<|eor|><|sor|>DEC 25 == OCT 31<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedBraixen | ht734l | <|soss|><|sot|>What C language construct does Elon Musk not allow in his companies?<|eot|><|sost|>Unions<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SMFCTOGE | fyf836g | <|soss|><|sot|>What C language construct does Elon Musk not allow in his companies?<|eot|><|sost|>Unions<|eost|><|sor|>Neither does Bezos<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | moreVCAs | fyf1ygn | <|soss|><|sot|>What C language construct does Elon Musk not allow in his companies?<|eot|><|sost|>Unions<|eost|><|sor|>Gettem<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | fygy26p | <|soss|><|sot|>What C language construct does Elon Musk not allow in his companies?<|eot|><|sost|>Unions<|eost|><|sor|>TIL about unions, cool stuff<|eor|><|sor|>Omg I literally learned about them today, just in time for this post! What a funny world we live in.<|eor|><|sor|>Across three different semesters worth of C/C... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | linucksrox | 13bzu6g | <|soss|><|sot|>What's it called when you need to clear cache but you also need to keep your login sesion because you can't remember your password?<|eot|><|sost|>A cache 22<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JQB45 | jjdoecs | <|soss|><|sot|>What's it called when you need to clear cache but you also need to keep your login sesion because you can't remember your password?<|eot|><|sost|>A cache 22<|eost|><|sor|>Lol haha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redvoxfox | jjdpoxn | <|soss|><|sot|>What's it called when you need to clear cache but you also need to keep your login sesion because you can't remember your password?<|eot|><|sost|>A cache 22<|eost|><|sor|>Love it! I'm using this!
Ask me how I learned (or remembered?) that each section of our intranet can have its own password and SSO i... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DOOManiac | jjeaufa | <|soss|><|sot|>What's it called when you need to clear cache but you also need to keep your login sesion because you can't remember your password?<|eot|><|sost|>A cache 22<|eost|><|sor|>Thats a good one. Have a cookie.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | linucksrox | jjex6p3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's it called when you need to clear cache but you also need to keep your login sesion because you can't remember your password?<|eot|><|sost|>A cache 22<|eost|><|sor|>Love it! I'm using this!
Ask me how I learned (or remembered?) that each section of our intranet can have its own password and SSO i... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNerdyBoy | 9gw9c6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | e67b316 | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>Luckily I got this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | e67npti | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>Luckily I got this joke<|eor|><|sor|>How many times?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | e67nezy | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | e67nqxm | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You weren't asked to<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | e68j4ml | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>Luckily I got this joke<|eor|><|sor|>How many times?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNerdyBoy | e67dhh6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|soopr|>>User Datagram Protocol (UDP) is one of the core members of the Internet protocol suite. . . . With UDP, computer applications can send messages, in this case referred to as datagrams,... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rigatavr | e68172s | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get the joke completely.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, there isnt anyone to complain to about it. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | e67z9zi | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the punchlin... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gumnos | e685xul | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the punchlin... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNerdyBoy | e681tr1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eot|><|sost|>Why is it hard to tell a good UDP joke?<|eost|><|sor|>Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up
Sometimes the punchline arrives before the set-up<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the punchlin... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | j6cnr8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EngineersAnon | g7xlro0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>Can confirm.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | g7xmz49 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>Can confirm.<|eor|><|soopr|>Must have taken a heck load of cursing to make Java run on 3 billion devices.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | seriousnotshirley | g7xt6en | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>I have the book
Programming with Curses<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lucidspoon | g7y588i | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>I work for a small company as the only developer. Since they weren't used to having a developer in the office when I started, I explained to everyone that there might be times when they walk by my office and see me fli... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | g7z0uxv | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|> fucking piece of shit function main() {
just fucking print this shitty string "hello world";
}<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T351A | g7yn8x7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>Can confirm.<|eor|><|soopr|>Must have taken a heck load of cursing to make Java run on 3 billion devices.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Java is cursing 3 billion devices /s
Ok but actually Java is wonderful imho; OOP, cross-platform... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | georgiomoorlord | g7xsezb | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>Can confirm.<|eor|><|soopr|>Must have taken a heck load of cursing to make Java run on 3 billion devices.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Can confirm.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | g7z1hk6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|> fucking piece of shit function main() {
just fucking print this shitty string "hello world";
}<|eor|><|soopr|>Here's presenting : Frustrate.js<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | g7z1b80 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>Can confirm.<|eor|><|soopr|>Must have taken a heck load of cursing to make Java run on 3 billion devices.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Java is cursing 3 billion devices /s
Ok but actually Java is wonderful imho; OOP, cross-platform... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T351A | g7yn9yq | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most used programming language ever?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity<|eost|><|sor|>Well duh; Why do you think it's called a Cursor?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tomparkes1993 | 9sy01r | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | feedthedamnbaby | e8sbal6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>:groan: it a very bad (funny) joke
Today is October 31 (oct 31). Christmas is December 25 (dec 25)
Oct is also an abbreviation of octal, and likewise with dec and decimal.
31 in octal just so happens to be 25 in decimal... | 262 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SgtD0mo | e8s9e9i | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SgtD0mo | e8sbcre | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>:groan: it a very bad (funny) joke
Today is October 31 (oct 31). Christmas is December 25 (dec 25)
Oct is also an abbreviation of octal, and likewise with dec and decimal.
31 in octal just so happens to be 25 in decimal... | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abyssmalstar | e8sbkpb | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Oct(al) 31 = Dec(imal)25 <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | czifraj2 | e8s807d | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Please nooooooooo :D <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | magical_poop | e8srya0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>:groan: it a very bad (funny) joke
Today is October 31 (oct 31). Christmas is December 25 (dec 25)
Oct is also an abbreviation of octal, and likewise with dec and decimal.
31 in octal just so happens to be 25 in decimal... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SleepyHugs | e8sa431 | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Please nooooooooo :D <|eor|><|sor|>Ded<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tomparkes1993 | e8tdgms | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Kinda old, but a good joke will always be funny<|eor|><|sor|>Even after literally the 100th time you saw it<|eor|><|soopr|>or the 64th<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | e8si614 | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'm dying send help<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | K3W3L | e8sme2f | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I actually just changed my Discord nickname to MERRY CHRISTMAS in commemoration of this ROFL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | willem640 | e8t9i9u | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Kinda old, but a good joke will always be funny<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | e8vuo8f | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I'm dying send help<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry all I have is:
F<|eor|><|sor|>F<|eor|><|sor|>alt f4 to pay respects<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | willem640 | e8t9jyu | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Kinda old, but a good joke will always be funny<|eor|><|sor|>Even after literally the 100th time you saw it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AstonishingTip | e95xyfi | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas everyone!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>:groan: it a very bad (funny) joke
Today is October 31 (oct 31). Christmas is December 25 (dec 25)
Oct is also an abbreviation of octal, and likewise with dec and decimal.
31 in octal just so happens to be 25 in decimal... | 5 |
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