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ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | p64kg1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PVNIC | h9al0f0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>I'd make a more complex joke, but it'd be imaginary.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | h9ci0dr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>Two bytes walk into a bar and the bartender says Id like to have a word with you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | h9buo33 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>8 bytes walk into a bar.
The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?"
The bytes reply, "Yeah, make us a double!"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | staviq | h9c4nr7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>long time; // know C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | h9amnwi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>I'd make a more complex joke, but it'd be imaginary.<|eor|><|soopr|>Quaternion about?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | h9asf8d | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>Yoo're just `String`ing this together, it is `Optional` to like this `Type` of joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Birion | h9e7746 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>I like integer jokes. They're never long.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | crazycrazycrazycrazy | h9cgq2s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>I'd make a more complex joke, but it'd be imaginary.<|eor|><|sor|>Wow. You really doubled down on that one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Noobfortress | h9ar5we | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>I'd make a more complex joke, but it'd be imaginary.<|eor|><|sor|>Naturally<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mach_i_nist | h9dep49 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for the pointer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bob152637485 | h9c3qrh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers like to put Integer jokes in code?<|eot|><|sost|>Because the Real jokes are in the comments.<|eost|><|sor|>8 bytes walk into a bar.
The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?"
The bytes reply, "Yeah, make us a double!"<|eor|><|sor|>Good one!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | 9ylb3a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mattl1698 | ea2anr6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>iNcOnSisTanT UsE oF tAbS aND sPaCeS<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bwob | ea28pr5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>He or she consumed something that had been badly pickled?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pipster27 | ea2c3q5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>iNcOnSisTanT UsE oF tAbS aND sPaCeS<|eor|><|sor|>I'm new to python(kinda forced to fix an old project but actually enjoy it now).This iNcOnSisTanT UsE oF tAbS aND sPaCeS tho....ugh... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Im__Joseph | ea2c81g | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>iNcOnSisTanT UsE oF tAbS aND sPaCeS<|eor|><|sor|>I'm new to python(kinda forced to fix an old project but actually enjoy it now).This iNcOnSisTanT UsE oF tAbS aND sPaCeS tho....ugh... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dldaniel123 | ea2esqf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>Because he was using python? Oh wait, that's a headache, not a stomachache.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | ea2f2lc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>Because he was using python? Oh wait, that's a headache, not a stomachache.<|eor|><|sor|>Pray, what's wrong with Python?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rimuru__Tempest | ea2lgpi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>Because he was using python? Oh wait, that's a headache, not a stomachache.<|eor|><|sor|>import headache<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | ea2ext7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>Because he was using python? Oh wait, that's a headache, not a stomachache.<|eor|><|soopr|>LMAO Agreed<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | ea2li90 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer get a stomachache?<|eot|><|sost|>He was missing a colon.<|eost|><|sor|>Because he was using python? Oh wait, that's a headache, not a stomachache.<|eor|><|sor|>Pray, what's wrong with Python?<|eor|><|sor|>its not compiled; therefore its shit. In all seriousness though, its a... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SixBeeps | 8lyiw9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Windamyre | dzjm5iq | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|sor|>&& if (!)
{
?
}<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ziltoid_ | dzjxms1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|sor|> if (true)
return big;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | endreman0 | dzk61o8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|sor|> if (true)
return big;<|eor|><|sor|>Return true ? Big : !Big<|eor|><|sor|> return big if True else not big
I think Python wins this round for including `big if True` directly.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thefirstwave_ | dzjnf40 | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|sor|>&& if (!)
{
?
}<|eor|><|sor|>fs.unlink("./");<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TooSexyForName21 | dzk12ku | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|sor|> if (true)
return big;<|eor|><|sor|>Return true ? Big : !Big<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SixBeeps | dzjyr0f | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|sor|>&& if (!)
{
?
}<|eor|><|soopr|> if(!) {
while (true) System.GC.Collect();
}<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LegendJo | e0f3185 | <|soss|><|sot|>Learn about if statements NOW!<|eot|><|sost|>|| else<|eost|><|sor|> if (true)
return big;<|eor|><|sor|>Return true ? Big : !Big<|eor|><|sor|> return big if True else not big
I think Python wins this round for including `big if True` directly.<|eor|><|sor|>return big if True else bign't<|eor|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blinglog | 865jd3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't flip tables when programming...<|eot|><|sost|>I DROP them<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | dw2qtxc | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't flip tables when programming...<|eot|><|sost|>I DROP them<|eost|><|sor|>Bobby, is that you?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I_am_10_squirrels | dw2rgbi | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't flip tables when programming...<|eot|><|sost|>I DROP them<|eost|><|sor|>Bobby, is that you?<|eor|><|sor|>I hope you're happy<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NopeRopeRepellant | dw2rmnu | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't flip tables when programming...<|eot|><|sost|>I DROP them<|eost|><|sor|>Oh nice, little Bobby Tables.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SpinahVieh | dw3bk2y | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't flip tables when programming...<|eot|><|sost|>I DROP them<|eost|><|sor|>Bobby, is that you?<|eor|><|sor|>They grow up so fast. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | paxromana96 | 7khnrl | <|soss|><|sot|>3 Database Engineers walk into a bar...<|eot|><|sost|>...then walk out an hour later.
They couldn't find a table.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thameus | dreilaq | <|soss|><|sot|>3 Database Engineers walk into a bar...<|eot|><|sost|>...then walk out an hour later.
They couldn't find a table.<|eost|><|sor|>Bobby got there first.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | r07ukb | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | visak13 | hlqvbq3 | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dragenby | hlr274b | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|sor|>A "No No No No" would be problematic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pilltree | hlrgdti | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|sor|>O(God)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pilltree | hlrgc17 | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|sor|>A "No No No No" would be problematic<|eor|><|sor|>Only because you went past the fi... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LMGN | hlr61fy | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>At least half of these are BDSM sex toys<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jan_Spontan | hlrexhq | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Xorgasm - exactly one of them climaxes
Xnorgasm - one does not climax<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BrainPicker3 | hls1rqq | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Xorgasm - exactly one of them climaxes
Xnorgasm - one does not climax<|eor|><|sor|>Shouldnt xnor be either none or both?<|eor|><|eoss|><|en... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | hlt7a0k | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|sor|>O(God)<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely a fresh take on Big O notation. <|eor|><|eoss|><|end... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrogTrainer | hls7mlp | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|sor|>A "No No No No" would be problematic<|eor|><|sor|>Only because you went past the fi... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pilltree | hls80qh | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|sor|>A "No No No No" would be problematic<|eor|><|sor|>Only because you went past the fi... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pilltree | hlt8c5r | <|soss|><|sot|>two types of orgasm:<|eot|><|sost|>andgasm - both partners climax at the same time
xorgasm - each partner climaxes separately<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Orgasm truth table be like, Yes Yes Yes Yes<|eor|><|sor|>O(God)<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely a fresh take on Big O notation. <|eor|><|sor|>Thanks... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cbrt74088 | lwyvon | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zacharypamela | gpk8145 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 68 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kylefromtechsupport | gpka132 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poldi1405 | gpksk9i | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Your boss is not convinced of pe... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GaianNeuron | gpkby2p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | gpkji8s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zacharypamela | gpkcre0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reverendsteveii | gpl30rx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>The version that supports potato... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GaianNeuron | gpkcwsq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | replicaJunction | gpl1pbe | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Your boss is not convinced of pe... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gpmcn9x | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Your peeler has a bug in it; it ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poldi1405 | gpksser | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zacharypamela | gpkjscp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>Or you can only get support for ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rawldo | gpmj6f6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why programming is not like cooking.<|eot|><|sost|>**Cooking**:
You peel the potato, then you chop the potato, then you put the potato in the stew.
**Programming**:
The peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for potatoes in version 3.5<|eost|><|sor|>There is an open source peeler t... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IBreakCellPhones | jlrvk3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas!<|eot|><|sost|>OCT 31 == DEC 25<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | audigex | gaqqzhj | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas!<|eot|><|sost|>OCT 31 == DEC 25<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it... Pls explain<|eor|><|sor|>The decimal (base 10) number 25, would be written as 31 in octal (base 8)
DEC 25 = OCT 31
Which looks like its saying December 25th (Christmas day) = October 31st (Halloween)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 83 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PhD_in_Fuckery | gaqq0ce | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas!<|eot|><|sost|>OCT 31 == DEC 25<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it... Pls explain<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PhD_in_Fuckery | gaqr2iu | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas!<|eot|><|sost|>OCT 31 == DEC 25<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it... Pls explain<|eor|><|sor|>The decimal (base 10) number 25, would be written as 31 in octal (base 8)
DEC 25 = OCT 31
Which looks like its saying December 25th (Christmas day) = October 31st (Halloween)<|eor|><|sor|>AHAHAHAHHA... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pizzaBubble0 | gas5wa4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas!<|eot|><|sost|>OCT 31 == DEC 25<|eost|><|sor|>this is my favourite joke in the entire universe, mostly because it makes me feel smart.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AceCode116 | gat8c2a | <|soss|><|sot|>Merry Christmas!<|eot|><|sost|>OCT 31 == DEC 25<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it... Pls explain<|eor|><|sor|>The decimal (base 10) number 25, would be written as 31 in octal (base 8)
DEC 25 = OCT 31
Which looks like its saying December 25th (Christmas day) = October 31st (Halloween)<|eor|><|sor|>Ohhhh, I t... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZestycloseNeck7985 | xf0yb7 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He ransomware<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | iokb7yr | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He ransomware<|eost|><|sor|>`<ESC>:q!`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ioldh1l | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He ransomware<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/p5l92q/how\_did\_the\_hacker\_escape\_the\_police/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BlincxYT | iokehfu | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He ransomware<|eost|><|sor|>fuck you<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XelaChang | iol1hco | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He ransomware<|eost|><|sor|>```\```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | starshine531 | 8ui8h2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Puns about css are...<|eot|><|sost|>\#FFD700<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UsablePizza | e1flz1f | <|soss|><|sot|>Puns about css are...<|eot|><|sost|>\#FFD700<|eost|><|sor|>"In a RGB color space, hex #ffd700 (also known as Gold)"
*sigh* upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rudidude86 | e1frkfu | <|soss|><|sot|>Puns about css are...<|eot|><|sost|>\#FFD700<|eost|><|sor|>[That's gold, Jerry! Gold!](http://chir.ag/projects/name-that-color/#FFD700) <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRealLegitCuck | e1fndse | <|soss|><|sot|>Puns about css are...<|eot|><|sost|>\#FFD700<|eost|><|sor|>orange?<|eor|><|sor|>Gold<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | x4u | e1flofa | <|soss|><|sot|>Puns about css are...<|eot|><|sost|>\#FFD700<|eost|><|sor|>orange?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sepiac | 6wrusm | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dmakysx | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>Oh come on gimme a break <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tehmuck | dmakhlz | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>He makes a good case.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Erick2142 | dmaitml | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't know defenestrate was a word before today.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | dmb5b88 | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>Oh come on gimme a break <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Duff's Device, a very strong argument in the "should cases fall through" debate. Nobody is sure which side of that ... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | trvsw | dmbatkl | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>I don't normally like jokes like this but this is an exception. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jackalopalen | dmazqhw | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I like that word, that is a niiice word.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boredcircuits | dmbrt7i | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>I don't normally like jokes like this but this is an exception. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm sorry, I didn't catch this. Can someone explain?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jmdon1 | dmbtpbd | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer walks into a gamestop and pulls out a gun. "Gimme a switch", he says...<|eot|><|sost|>... "or else."<|eost|><|sor|>I don't normally like jokes like this but this is an exception. <|eor|><|sor|>Finally someone gave this joke a try.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kochsnowflake | 72sh67 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is gorillas' vision useful to programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they have an apey eye.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StrawbWob | dnl1txi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is gorillas' vision useful to programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they have an apey eye.<|eost|><|sor|>Uhhhhg, apey eye.. That one hurt. +1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zamoose | dnl261n | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is gorillas' vision useful to programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they have an apey eye.<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST, already. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sorry4StupidQuestion | dnkxj3w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is gorillas' vision useful to programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they have an apey eye.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>apey eye sounds like API<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheEggButler | dnlqs85 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is gorillas' vision useful to programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they have an apey eye.<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST, already. <|eor|><|sor|>Clean up that kind of talk, or I'll wash it out with SOAP!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JangoCodigo | dnm0z6a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is gorillas' vision useful to programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they have an apey eye.<|eost|><|sor|>... I dont get it.
I POST it. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zamoose | dnmk2eh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is gorillas' vision useful to programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they have an apey eye.<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST, already. <|eor|><|sor|>Clean up that kind of talk, or I'll wash it out with SOAP!<|eor|><|sor|>No thanks, I prefer to stay DRY.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CWRUGrad | lrd8dw | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeathProgramming | gol8uga | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm... | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PageFault | golcony | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeathProgramming | golbgtk | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 2HornsUp | golbe08 | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm... | 14 |
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