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programmerhumor | Exotic_Raspberry_671 | i9wd707 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>this is just me with this entire subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | dan_144 | i9wex6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL. didn't even realise there's something called htmx now..<|eor|><|sor|>I just found out about HAML the other day.<|eor|><|sor|>Just wait until you find YAML.<|eor|><|sor|>Let them work their way through IAML, JAML, and so on first. Don't rush them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | ubccompscistudent | i9wfvt5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>as a senior dev, we all do the same thing...<|eor|><|sor|>You know - Im starting to think senior isnt real and its all made up.<|eor|><|sor|>It is and it isn't. There's just too much technology to learn that even after 5 years in the industry, you either have done a bunch of projects but not gone too deep on any of them, or you've done a select few that you've gone deep on. In any case, you've cracked about 5% of what this industry has to offer. There's still plenty of tech that makes more experienced folks smile and nod like Joey.
That being said, going "senior" at many companies is literally a new role where you're expected to look at the direction of a team as a whole and make sure they are all working on the right stuff (aligned with technical and business vision) in an efficient way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | darkbear19 | i9wzrb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't be afraid to ask them after the meeting about it, in my experience many of them will gladly take the opportunity to smack talk something they dislike about a language in the hopes you too will dislike it.<|eor|><|sor|>This just happened to me this week when I was asking for an explanation on this piece of Java code hed written close to 20 years ago. Lmao he started talking to me about the Y2K dot com bubble and how technology wed been using from certain companies started going belly up so we had to make a bandage fix for it. Kinda neat how he explained everything and showed he really enjoyed talking about that weird piece of code.<|eor|><|sor|>Talking to the senior developers is one of the best parts of the job. I work with lots of senior developers who've been programming for 30+ years, one has been with our company for 43 years, started with punch cards and fortran, and now write in Java and C.
Their insight and knowledge is simply awe-inspiring, they were there during Y2K, they've seen and done it all from working with physical tape drives, punch cards, and shared terminals to computers more powerful than they could have ever dreamed of and are an absolute joy to work with.
With most of their background being C and Assembly language though they certainly do like to trash talk Java lol.
Not so much the language, but rather how it causes people to be a lot less careful and thoughtful, when you have to manage registers yourself and you've only got 16 that need to do all of the work so you have to manage swapping data in and out of those registers to perform operations on them and you've only got 16 MB of addressable storage you have no choice but to be efficient.<|eor|><|sor|>The level of inefficiency in modern code is mind-boggling. Abstraction built on abstraction built on abstraction and everything's running in JavaScript.
Don't get me wrong, it's mostly a reasonable trade-off in terms of inter-operability and developer time. But the fact that I can literally do something a million times faster if I take a lot of time to write it well but that *I almost never have to* is nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who has spent their career so far doing really intense distributed systems work it can be interesting and intimidating seeing the other side in terms of web dev that is all about new things. Like you say, it's all about JavaScript and dozens of libraries or technologies in a single system.
Then I'm sitting back here profiling and optimizing to save 5% CPU for a single service in our stack so we save like $200k per year. Heck I just found a bug the other day where someone created an unintentional copy that caused runtime heap allocations rather than using existing pools of memory and it cost that service as a whole something like 20k QPS in terms of capacity.
There is so much breadth to the industry sometimes that it makes all of us feel like an imposter at some point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_your_smth | i9whv4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|sor|>Web dev is out of control. I'm of the opinion that the constantly expanding number of web dev environment choices is harming web dev far more than it is helping it.
I wish the world of web development would settle down, but it just *isn't happening.*<|eor|><|sor|>[HTMX](https://htmx.org/) is actually an attempt of bringing sanity and control back to webdev.<|eor|><|sor|>There are 10 standards
Someone comes up with a standard to unite all other standards
There are 11 standards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | ThisIsMyCouchAccount | i9wf4oo | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL. didn't even realise there's something called htmx now..<|eor|><|sor|>I just found out about HAML the other day.<|eor|><|sor|>Just wait until you find YAML.<|eor|><|sor|>Let them work their way through IAML, JAML, and so on first. Don't rush them.<|eor|><|sor|>True. And once they get to KAML theyll have a couple new humps to get over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Poincare_Confection | i9wgjsq | <|sols|><|sot|>Mainly after meetings<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tv9xc9p70j191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There also comes a time when the senior devs have that same reaction when junior devs are talking about new technology.<|eor|><|sor|>"I really am enjoying htmx."
"You mean html?"
Also me asking google to search for htmx.<|eor|><|sor|>Web dev is out of control. I'm of the opinion that the constantly expanding number of web dev environment choices is harming web dev far more than it is helping it.
I wish the world of web development would settle down, but it just *isn't happening.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | xlnsao | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,853 |
programmerhumor | eloiaro5 | ipkbsn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,284 |
programmerhumor | NeverMindItsOk | ipkfnae | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,143 |
programmerhumor | dendrocalamidicus | ipkndlp | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient developer is actually outrageous. If you tried to write it all down you would end up with tens of thousands of pages of incoherent babble that all makes sense in your brain's indexing system.
Speak to people in your typical businessy desk jobs and you will discover that being good at Excel is seen as wizardry, and if somebody happens to know SQL and is able to get information out of a database for you? Woooooow!
Outside of software development (and I'm sure some other professions as well) people seem to take for granted that they are not good at something. I mean I look at people using Excel every day who don't know advanced usage of it and I just think _really!?_ with all the complex shit developers learn _constantly_ with the ever changing tech, you can't fucking spend a week learning the software you use _every day_ to an advanced level? It would be the equivalent of like 1% of what a dev needs to know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,421 |
programmerhumor | _overnumerousness | ipkhpih | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | Routine-Arm-8803 | ipkb3x0 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bruh this hurt differently...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
programmerhumor | misterrandom1 | ipkfdx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best stage is not caring about your own imposter syndrome long enough to realize that nobody understands things as much as you think they would. But it doesn't matter what you know. The skill is combining what you do know with whatever resources are available to get shit done.
I know nothing but I get shit done consistently.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 578 |
programmerhumor | SpeedingTourist | ipknzpe | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient developer is actually outrageous. If you tried to write it all down you would end up with tens of thousands of pages of incoherent babble that all makes sense in your brain's indexing system.
Speak to people in your typical businessy desk jobs and you will discover that being good at Excel is seen as wizardry, and if somebody happens to know SQL and is able to get information out of a database for you? Woooooow!
Outside of software development (and I'm sure some other professions as well) people seem to take for granted that they are not good at something. I mean I look at people using Excel every day who don't know advanced usage of it and I just think _really!?_ with all the complex shit developers learn _constantly_ with the ever changing tech, you can't fucking spend a week learning the software you use _every day_ to an advanced level? It would be the equivalent of like 1% of what a dev needs to know.<|eor|><|sor|>Amen to all of this. The learning is nonstop..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | Musfab | ipkm0wc | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|sor|>I literally took a philosophy class along with one of the most hardest programming class in college and it was a vibe<|eor|><|sor|>Which programming class was that?<|eor|><|sor|>Intro to computer science<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Musfab | ipkk7hu | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|sor|>I literally took a philosophy class along with one of the most hardest programming class in college and it was a vibe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | RmG3376 | ipkn699 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, but my Google does.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes I do have lots of knowledge. Its all stored on StackOverflow for easier access<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | mixing_saws | ipl4cvr | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient developer is actually outrageous. If you tried to write it all down you would end up with tens of thousands of pages of incoherent babble that all makes sense in your brain's indexing system.
Speak to people in your typical businessy desk jobs and you will discover that being good at Excel is seen as wizardry, and if somebody happens to know SQL and is able to get information out of a database for you? Woooooow!
Outside of software development (and I'm sure some other professions as well) people seem to take for granted that they are not good at something. I mean I look at people using Excel every day who don't know advanced usage of it and I just think _really!?_ with all the complex shit developers learn _constantly_ with the ever changing tech, you can't fucking spend a week learning the software you use _every day_ to an advanced level? It would be the equivalent of like 1% of what a dev needs to know.<|eor|><|sor|>Amen to all of this. The learning is nonstop..<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what makes this job so interesting. Its never boring. There is always something new around the corner. Thats why i love this profession so much!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Familiar_Stage_1692 | ipkeiw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bruh this hurt differently...<|eor|><|soopr|>Ye bruh <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Cat_Marshal | ipkoti3 | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have the knowledge that I have no knowledge<|eor|><|sor|>It's just Socrates, programmers, and green day down here<|eor|><|sor|>I literally took a philosophy class along with one of the most hardest programming class in college and it was a vibe<|eor|><|sor|>Which programming class was that?<|eor|><|sor|>Intro to computer science<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly to some degree it isnt even a false statement. That first class or two where you have no idea what you are doing are tough. Once you start to grasp it, you can make sense of the later classes a little easier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | gscott555 | ipkknbz | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You just need to know how and what to google. Googling is an art.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | SarahC | ipkvh5u | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*me with 15 years of experience*: quietly backs into the bushes.<|eor|><|sor|>You feel like you know nothing because there's so much you _don't_ know, but the range of information you need to be a proficient developer is actually outrageous. If you tried to write it all down you would end up with tens of thousands of pages of incoherent babble that all makes sense in your brain's indexing system.
Speak to people in your typical businessy desk jobs and you will discover that being good at Excel is seen as wizardry, and if somebody happens to know SQL and is able to get information out of a database for you? Woooooow!
Outside of software development (and I'm sure some other professions as well) people seem to take for granted that they are not good at something. I mean I look at people using Excel every day who don't know advanced usage of it and I just think _really!?_ with all the complex shit developers learn _constantly_ with the ever changing tech, you can't fucking spend a week learning the software you use _every day_ to an advanced level? It would be the equivalent of like 1% of what a dev needs to know.<|eor|><|sor|>Amen to all of this. The learning is nonstop..<|eor|><|sor|>It is with THAT attitude!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | Sharkytrs | ipkm39i | <|sols|><|sot|>5 years and I don't know anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zh3t7shlgjp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yeah im 37 and have been programming since I was 8
can confirm it doesn't get any better, odd moments you feel like the god of computing though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | charles3535 | w9gcic | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,805 |
programmerhumor | stingjay | ihuy3z7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,433 |
programmerhumor | mnemamorigon | ihv0ghd | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,667 |
programmerhumor | lifeson106 | ihvczu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|sor|>The only inaccuracies are how expeditiously they delivered the patch and how easy it was to integrate into the previous software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | McJiggy7996 | ihv3292 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Better than any of the fast and furious movies in the last 10 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 803 |
programmerhumor | 9ragmatic | ihv4cib | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | KangarooPort | ihve7ug | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|sor|>He actually was mistaking moving on the runway as flying the entire time. They never took off most likely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
programmerhumor | fetallica | ihv7hht | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Zero downtime. Nailed it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | twigboy | ihuxrcr | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>LOL what do I even search for to find the original video?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | crylaughingemjoi | ihvqh9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|sor|>The only inaccuracies are how expeditiously they delivered the patch and how easy it was to integrate into the previous software.<|eor|><|sor|>And werent having another car changing their tire at the same time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | pianochill | ihv60z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>LOL what do I even search for to find the original video?<|eor|><|sor|>Post a comment on reddit i guess? https://youtu.be/ccaXJVP4Vj0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | hollowstrawberry | ihvt4kj | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Very accurate. They even had to contact support to get the necessary patch.<|eor|><|sor|>The only inaccuracies are how expeditiously they delivered the patch and how easy it was to integrate into the previous software.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah we didn't get to see the car land back down and the wheel flying off despite all the effort. Presumably.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | cosworth99 | ihvkpi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Better than any of the fast and furious movies in the last 10 years<|eor|><|sor|>Those are superhero movies. If you look at it that way it just seems silly, not stupid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | victorhausen | ihv7m8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this makes me feel so useless.<|eor|><|sor|>Stuff like this make me feel quite smart, actually.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | vavavoomvoom9 | ihv0grn | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>He's not going to have enough torque to get those lug nuts secured.
Translation: the hot fix / workaround will blow up at 12 AM tonight when customer's Asian user base log in to begin their work day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | GabeLeRoy | ihv5apt | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>How does this actually work?, Because if the tuktuk had a differential, that wheel in the air would just spin while the remaining one in contact with the ground would just roll, and if it uses a solid axle it would spin regardless, so how does this work?, My only idea is prehaps it does have a diff and theyve found a way to activate just the right hand brake, stopping the wheel<|eor|><|sor|>Motor is in front only powering the single front wheel. Backwheels are only for support and suspension ?
Thats my guess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | TheRavenSayeth | ihvo6yg | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|sor|>He actually was mistaking moving on the runway as flying the entire time. They never took off most likely.<|eor|><|sor|>How could they fail with a company named E-Synergize Blockchain Industries?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | 3SidedDie | ihvdf9n | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>LOL what do I even search for to find the original video?<|eor|><|sor|>Post a comment on reddit i guess? https://youtu.be/ccaXJVP4Vj0<|eor|><|sor|>I doubt the original video is mirrored<|eor|><|sor|>It is mirrored. In Sri Lanka we use left hand traffic system.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, in Sri Lanka they also use mirrored numbers and letters just to fuck with outsiders.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Dashie_2010 | ihv2yr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>How does this actually work?, Because if the tuktuk had a differential, that wheel in the air would just spin while the remaining one in contact with the ground would just roll, and if it uses a solid axle it would spin regardless, so how does this work?, My only idea is prehaps it does have a diff and theyve found a way to activate just the right hand brake, stopping the wheel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | mole_of_dust | ihvlxkk | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior engineers fixing bugs in production<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zzbg6jf4g4e91<|eol|><|sor|>I once worked for a CEO that loved to tell everyone we were flying a plane while we built it. The company did not last.<|eor|><|sor|>Bad landing huh?<|eor|><|sor|>He actually was mistaking moving on the runway as flying the entire time. They never took off most likely.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm not touching the ground, so we must be flying"
*Pan to throngs of workers struggling along underneath*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | acukovic | 80hu7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,484 |
programmerhumor | nautical9 | duvv6up | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,785 |
programmerhumor | Stealth528 | duvyt7j | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of websites I want to enable notifications for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,983 |
programmerhumor | jay9909 | duvu4b2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,283 |
programmerhumor | ExternalUserError | duvs0x1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure every developer instructed to setup autoplay video died inside a little bit while coding it up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,198 |
programmerhumor | enoua5 | duw0aw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>>open first site from google search
>"YOU SHOULD LET US SEND YOU PUSH NOTIFICATIONS, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS SITE IS ABOUT!"
>leave<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,419 |
programmerhumor | dan4334 | duw09ft | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of websites I want to enable notifications for.<|eor|><|sor|>Thankfully you can turn the notification system completely off with no ill effects.
Edit: For those wondering,
Firefox:
Go to `about:config` and set `dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled` to false
(thank you /u/bro_can_u_even_carve, I forgot how I did it)
Chrome:
Go into settings > advanced > content settings > notifications
Then click the switch to set it from "Ask before sending" to "Blocked"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,111 |
programmerhumor | EarlyHemisphere | duvwgjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As a marketing, front-end dev and designer dweeb I tell you its the finance douchebags that directly lick CEOs asshole<|eor|><|sor|>As an unemployed first year Software Engineering student who can barely make a website, I have no idea who licks whose asshole<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,015 |
programmerhumor | UpTide | duvyqwe | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.<|eor|><|sor|>I was on one 'news' site that resumed the video when it shrank down!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 889 |
programmerhumor | AlmightyElm | duvomkm | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thank you. We value your feedback. Expect absolutely nothing to change because screw you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | Feel_the_Bernanke | duvww6u | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As a marketing, front-end dev and designer dweeb I tell you its the finance douchebags that directly lick CEOs asshole<|eor|><|sor|>As an unemployed first year Software Engineering student who can barely make a website, I have no idea who licks whose asshole<|eor|><|sor|>Hey I heard you guys were licking assholes. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 642 |
programmerhumor | thesublimeobjekt | duvx33z | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure every developer instructed to setup autoplay video died inside a little bit while coding it up.<|eor|><|sor|>i used to try to argue with my boss about it and then it wasnt worth it any more. working in the space long enough theres just some things i know wont stop being forced on consumers. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | bro_can_u_even_carve | duw13q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of websites I want to enable notifications for.<|eor|><|sor|>Thankfully you can turn the notification system completely off with no ill effects.
Edit: For those wondering,
Firefox:
Go to `about:config` and set `dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled` to false
(thank you /u/bro_can_u_even_carve, I forgot how I did it)
Chrome:
Go into settings > advanced > content settings > notifications
Then click the switch to set it from "Ask before sending" to "Blocked"<|eor|><|sor|>SHOW ME YOUR WIZARDRY!<|eor|><|sor|>In firefox, `about:config`, then set `dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled` to false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | OceanJuice | duvv5p3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you think it's the web developer's idea to implement those, you're sadly mistaken. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | BushDidN0thingWr0ng | duw0cwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of mailing lists Ive wanted to join within the first 5 seconds of visiting a site. Why block the content with a pop up?! Has anyone ever actually signed up instead of angrily closing it?<|eor|><|sor|>Zero is also the number of websites I want to enable notifications for.<|eor|><|sor|>Thankfully you can turn the notification system completely off with no ill effects.
Edit: For those wondering,
Firefox:
Go to `about:config` and set `dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled` to false
(thank you /u/bro_can_u_even_carve, I forgot how I did it)
Chrome:
Go into settings > advanced > content settings > notifications
Then click the switch to set it from "Ask before sending" to "Blocked"<|eor|><|sor|>SHOW ME YOUR WIZARDRY!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | angellus | duvzya5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure every developer instructed to setup autoplay video died inside a little bit while coding it up.<|eor|><|sor|>i used to try to argue with my boss about it and then it wasnt worth it any more. working in the space long enough theres just some things i know wont stop being forced on consumers. <|eor|><|sor|>Just show them these, and these are just a couple of articles I can find from 5 minutes of searching:
* https://www.3playmedia.com/2015/07/23/nad-v-netflix-ada-lawsuit-requires-closed-captioning-on-streaming-video/
* https://www.abilitynet.org.uk/news-blogs/why-autoplay-accessibility-issue
Autoplay is bad for accessibility. You can be sued for it and lose a lot of money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | Skizm | duvwtgi | <|sols|><|sot|>Zero<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/es3mcnjwani01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty sure programmers don't make those decisions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | TheVoidMyDestination | zc61vf | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,377 |
programmerhumor | jfmherokiller | iyuz980 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,135 |
programmerhumor | Doctor-VegaPunk | iyv008g | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fresh take. Usually a programmer's dream is more like farming/living off the land.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,420 |
programmerhumor | bobsyouruncle63 | iyvdsr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had a colleague who, after 25 years of software development including a director position, left to work in construction driving an excavator. Hope you're living life to the fullest Ken.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,014 |
programmerhumor | kindslayer | iyv7gxf | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|sor|>Guy in my country who unleashed one of the most destructive virus back then now runs a repair shop for phones.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,130 |
programmerhumor | tyrryt1 | iyvg16y | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | TheVoidMyDestination | iyv8vks | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fresh take. Usually a programmer's dream is more like farming/living off the land.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was raised in a farming family.
Looks like farmers dream of being programmers and programmers about being farmers.
If I end up retiring to farming, it will complete the circle.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,757 |
programmerhumor | tomonpiano | iyvipg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|sor|>He's so done with programming that he's using SquareSpace.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,748 |
programmerhumor | TargetBoy | iyvr70b | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I knew a guy who quit doing development on classified DoD projects to become a bouncer. He said it was less stressful and when someone was giving him trouble he could just punch them in the face until they stopped.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,460 |
programmerhumor | crankbot2000 | iyv9pqv | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At one of my former companies there is a dev who got burnt out and moved off the grid in Colorado. Nobody could reach him for years. He probably has a 3-ft beard and many, many goats by now.
He is my spirit animal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,441 |
programmerhumor | brenna_ | iyvabup | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|sor|>Guy in my country who unleashed one of the most destructive virus back then now runs a repair shop for phones.<|eor|><|sor|>Create the demand. Smart guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,260 |
programmerhumor | Kimorin | iyvqezz | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|sor|>He's so done with programming that he's using SquareSpace.<|eor|><|sor|>he just actually want to get shit done.... instead of doing shit....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 896 |
programmerhumor | senkopie | iywi4lm | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I knew a guy who quit doing development on classified DoD projects to become a bouncer. He said it was less stressful and when someone was giving him trouble he could just punch them in the face until they stopped.<|eor|><|sor|>Reject programming, return to monke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | conatus_or_coitus | iyvkwiw | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a fresh take. Usually a programmer's dream is more like farming/living off the land.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was raised in a farming family.
Looks like farmers dream of being programmers and programmers about being farmers.
If I end up retiring to farming, it will complete the circle.<|eoopr|><|sor|>An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
The Mexican replied, only a little while. The American then asked why didnt he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his familys immediate needs. The American then asked, but what do you do with the rest of your time?
The Mexican fisherman said, I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siestas with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine, and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life. The American scoffed, I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise.
The Mexican fisherman asked, But, how long will this all take?
To which the American replied, 15 20 years.
But what then? Asked the Mexican.
The American laughed and said, Thats the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions!
Millions then what?
The American said, Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 743 |
programmerhumor | ratbiscuits | iyvjh3d | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At one of my former companies there is a dev who got burnt out and moved off the grid in Colorado. Nobody could reach him for years. He probably has a 3-ft beard and many, many goats by now.
He is my spirit animal.<|eor|><|sor|>There should be an off grid civilization for programmers to join once we reach burned out status<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 673 |
programmerhumor | Yinci | iyuyztz | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Excellent argument. At least when making furniture you won't have (many) customers that think they know better or that it's just easy to do this or that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | kri5 | iyvsqlb | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I stalked his github profile, and it appears he has a website of his furniture! They look very nice
https://www.longwalkwoodworking.com/<|eor|><|sor|>He's so done with programming that he's using SquareSpace.<|eor|><|sor|>he just actually want to get shit done.... instead of doing shit....<|eor|><|sor|>I feel this so much... "Why aren't you using the latest tech to do X?" ...because I don't really care<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 517 |
programmerhumor | Europaraker | iyv67ei | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my old job we used an ancient third party control. We reached out to the company/creator and they had switched to writing children's poetry books!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | subject_deleted | iyviad8 | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there a meme that said the final stop on a programmers journey once they become a coding god was to become somone running a foodcart?<|eor|><|sor|>Guy in my country who unleashed one of the most destructive virus back then now runs a repair shop for phones.<|eor|><|sor|>Create the demand. Smart guy<|eor|><|sor|>"be the wealth you wish to see in the world."
Profitma Gahndi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 496 |
programmerhumor | BurgerFacts | iyvh9np | <|sols|><|sot|>2 years passed and I still frequently think about this comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jvbr9lrvdw3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had a colleague who, after 25 years of software development including a director position, left to work in construction driving an excavator. Hope you're living life to the fullest Ken.<|eor|><|sor|>Living my 4 year old's dream. Good on ya, Ken.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | Callmealbi | ao2hn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57,032 |
programmerhumor | striatedgiraffe | efxtqla | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should slowly fade into a message saying "pay me"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,596 |
programmerhumor | ILikeBootyholesDaily | efxpbme | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,735 |
programmerhumor | Theemuts | efxt216 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,759 |
programmerhumor | szsleepy | efxvodu | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should slowly fade into a message saying "pay me"<|eor|><|sor|>In a comic sans font with marquee tags.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,905 |
programmerhumor | LaterGatorPlayer | efxuddl | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|sor|>the worlds oldest profession <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,349 |
programmerhumor | bravo006 | efxsey2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Modern problems require modern solutions. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,142 |
programmerhumor | supertassu | efxq6iu | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Link please<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,314 |
programmerhumor | alexmerkel | efxqibp | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Link please<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/kleampa/not-paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,222 |
programmerhumor | alphadeeto | efxvw1y | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It should slowly fade into a message saying "pay me"<|eor|><|sor|>In a comic sans font with marquee tags.<|eor|><|sor|>With a bright yellow colored text on a bright blue background<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,123 |
programmerhumor | first_fires | efxw9ub | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>r/theprogrammerdidnothingwrong
EDIT : Looks like I'm the sherrif now ! Thanks, u/first_fires :)<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck me, I gave this comment gold by accident
Enjoy!
Edit: All praise the lord who bequeathed Silver upon me. Tis my first token.
Edit 2: and a gold from Ser u/Anon_Blackheart. I am humbled.
Edit 3: holy fuck, platinum! And for the dumbest shit I've ever done I've actually ended up with more points now? Thank you, stranger.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | JuniorSeniorTrainee | efxudi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect. It's not unprofessional, it's not obvious to the site client... But the owner knows... And he knows more and more every day. That's absolutely amazing.<|eor|><|sor|>It's completely unprofessional, but so is not paying your bill so fair game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 660 |
programmerhumor | duminos | efxrjc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is revolutionary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | chasesan | efxutsj | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|sor|>the worlds oldest profession <|eor|><|sor|>Prostitute? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 626 |
programmerhumor | dept_of_silly_walks | efxux0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>"You're sued for breaking our website."
"Fuck you, pay me."<|eor|><|sor|>the worlds oldest profession <|eor|><|sor|>Prostitute? <|eor|><|sor|>Fuck you = pay me. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 625 |
programmerhumor | rook218 | efxt49e | <|sols|><|sot|>Spotted on GitHub <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pfk3p4fuk4f21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a great idea though<|eor|><|sor|>It's perfect. It's not unprofessional, it's not obvious to the site client... But the owner knows... And he knows more and more every day. That's absolutely amazing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | Fheuef | fwko0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,660 |
programmerhumor | Mathern_ | fmow1kn | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,203 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | fmp10tg | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|sor|>The best ever rickroll is when Randall Munroe had sheet music floating over a shopping mall scene, and it was the opening chords to that song. Causing some people to go over to a piano and play it to see what it was, thereby rickrolling them via *making them play it*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,618 |
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