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ProgrammerDadJokes | DeathProgramming | golc9ly | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LastStar007 | golbai7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>That was a clever spot, well done.<|eor|><|eos... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 2HornsUp | golbjui | <|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | k9147o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beleheth | gf1ib6l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know "Linux actually from scratch"?
It's a Distro fully written in Scratch. It's annoyingly slow, but the cat is happy.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ralfreza | gf1hniz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So bad that circled around the badness<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reelix | gf32kp5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know "Linux actually from scratch"?
It's a Distro fully written in Scratch. It's annoyingly slow, but the cat is happy.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Looked it up and it's not a real thing.~~<|eor|><|sor|>... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | gf3uawv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So bad that circled around the badness<|eor|><|sor|>Badness underflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | gf1gzkk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>I laughed!
Have an upvote!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theseconddennis | gf2z2nm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know "Linux actually from scratch"?
It's a Distro fully written in Scratch. It's annoyingly slow, but the cat is happy.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Looked it up and it's not a real thing.~~<|eor|><|eoss|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Truck_Stop_Sushi | uss7xn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | i95rcsv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|sor|>Why do Java devs wear glasses?
Because they can't C#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TangentSpore | i95fpnx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is beautiful looking through a window<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | i96chm1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|sor|>Q: Why do Unix kernel hackers wear glasses?
A: To C better.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mmirate | cchniy | <|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reelix | etnnldg | <|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|sor|>I was initially thinking something along the lines of "Neither of them could commit", but this works better :p<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mmirate | etnebil | <|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|sor|>What about one is in gitlab vs github<|eor|><|soopr|>~~I figured, what with GitHub being bigger than GitLab, GitHub would be more likely than GitLab to have two swag reselle... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | etofnzv | <|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|sor|>I'll be honest, this could have been better. I feel like you didn't really commit to this joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MarkR22 | avezhs | <|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Redstoner | eheocu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you set a Bounty on finding them. Gotcha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | muffinator | ehf0prj | <|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait Bounty still exists?? In the UK they went through a name change to Plenty, although I still call it Bounty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MarkR22 | ehf0tdn | <|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait Bounty still exists?? In the UK they went through a name change to Plenty, although I still call it Bounty<|eor|><|soopr|>Still exists here in the US. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endofte... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mannotbear | 79sr7d | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | dp4ly3c | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting?
With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | silix2015 | dp4uyrr | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting?
With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(programming)
You can't point at the g... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiTextBot | dp4uyug | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting?
With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(programming)
You can't point at the g... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wescotte | dp4ubx7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting?
With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4k33m | dp50vwo | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting?
With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(programming)
You can't point at the g... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | terrrp | ip05ie | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrankieCutlets | g4h0afj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | g4hafi2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|sor|>You mean this->shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sonicpeta | g4hkcd9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|sor|>You mean this->shit<|eor|><|sor|>this.shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nachoregulardude | g4h0arr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>Not python people, or HTML people. But some Dev's when they C that shit they just run away<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | g4h6c3z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>We switch off full colons.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | g4h576l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>Do indie developers have indie digestion?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IamImposter | g4h72w8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>We switch off full colons.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna *break* you right there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | g4h8ail | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>We switch off full colons.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna *break* you right there.<|eor|><|sor|>Not in this case, you won't.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tomadimitrie | g4idag0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|sor|>You mean this->shit<|eor|><|sor|>this.shit<|eor|><|sor|>self.shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | g4iq446 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi colon.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zerio13 | gxjc0r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ssjskipp | ft2cg6u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Slur warming into "Global Warning" -- it's not an error.
Yeah I don't get it either.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | silverhwk | ft2egbl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers tend to ignore warnings.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | noodlepowered | ft2cey5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I got it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fluencer | ft2beig | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ryan123rudder | ft2uqmo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>In programming people tend to ignore warnings, since they dont feel as serious as errors, because programs can still enter runtime with warnings.
Warming sounds like warning.<|eor|>... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | need-original-name | ft4hd8g | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers tend to ignore warnings.<|eor|><|sor|>This, this is why.
Perhaps we should rename it as "atmospheric temperature overflow error".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ErikBjare | ft38moh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Side-effects from non-pure functions considered harmful.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vige | ft4s6k6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers tend to ignore warnings.<|eor|><|sor|>This, this is why.
Perhaps we should rename it as "atmospheric temperature overflow error".<|eor|><|sor|>No, we should just use the c... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ErikBjare | ft3ljcn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Side-effects from non-pure functions considered harmful.<|eor|><|sor|>Unpopular opinion: "side effect" is a shitty word for unexpected behaviour in programming. "Side effects" should be know... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rashedmmm | gflwop | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 2211abir | fpv3o8t | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection?
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EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>It's when you look at the mirror and see yourself. Vampires can't do that.<|eor|><|eoss|><... | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Qwrk13 | fpv7gp7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection?
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EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Reflection is where the program can analyse aspects of itself. In C# (which does have refl... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bskov | fpuz5zk | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection?
​
EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rarceth | fpvrapt | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>They both suck?
(C# is my baby, I regret nothing)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRedmanCometh | fpufop6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>Hah!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | somewhataccurate | fpvudje | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection?
​
EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Reflection is where the program can analyse aspects of itself. In C# (which does have refl... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Leappard | fpudxnx | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>Have an upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlFasGD | fpurpyw | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>But arent function pointers kind of reflection-like? Not a frequent c developer, wouldnt know<|eor|><|sor|>You still return the function pointers through functions, you don't use any metadata or whatever i... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bskov | fpv6qf6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection?
​
EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>It's when you look at the mirror and see yourself. Vampires can't do that.<|eor|><|sor|>I ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Empole | fpw2vcb | <|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection?
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EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Reflection is when a programming language allows a user to perform computation using data ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | ezq329 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheMatten | fgpnw8g | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>"There went in two and two into the AUR, the stable version and the `git` version..."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MadCapEje | fgq0fuk | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>And afterwards he only saw C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GitProphet | fgprmln | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>"There went in two and two into the AUR, the stable version and the `git` version..."<|eor|><|sor|>And god knew it was good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | survivalking4 | fgqsb7w | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>He sailed for 40 days and 40 nights, and when he got off, God told him that the new standard was jQuery, make it again, and by the way the client wants it in a week<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KlipperKyle | fgr4fw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>He sailed for 40 days and 40 nights, and when he got off, God told him that the new standard was jQuery, make it again, and by the way the client wants it in a week<|eor|><|sor|>Modern JavaScript toolcha... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | realloper12 | fgqlv3f | <|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>"There went in two and two into the AUR, the stable version and the `git` version..."<|eor|><|sor|>And god knew it was good.<|eor|><|sor|>God checked the archwiki<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jp10k | ag6oiq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ionutmihai7 | ee3yvny | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jp10k | ee3ywct | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ionutmihai7 | ee3yzi0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ionutmihai7 | ee3yx6v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jp10k | ee3z04m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jp10k | ee3yycp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pilotInPyjamas | ee4mwaa | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe he was just the wrong type. I hear he refused to change anything.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ionutmihai7 | ee3z2j1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EquationTAKEN | ee47b9g | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1
I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Anla-Shok-Na | ee4ow70 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like there's a good joke to be made about functional programmers being racist because they prefer their function to be pure ... <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | zzsao5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jokern8 | j2dg9ci | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>It would be very difficult to name him before you without a time machine.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xakkap | j2dlnyc | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Your wife is the main process who runs child threads.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sad_bug_killer | j2durbo | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>You joke, but I used to work with a guy named Junior. He was a senior developer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erinaceus_ | j2do8eb | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Your wife is the main process who runs child threads.<|eor|><|sor|>With his luck, they might all turn out to be daemons.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bluehands | j2dwbi9 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>It would be very difficult to name him before you without a time machine.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, do we in fact know that OP has been named yet?<|eor|><|eoss... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | me_again | j2e58j3 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope Entire-Database1680 grows up to be a fine young fellow.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Myth0logic | j2eiert | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope Entire-Database1680 grows up to be a fine young fellow.<|eor|><|soopr|>We're raising him as a Python programmer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Isnt he still in As... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dorgate | j2dh6rl | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>It would be very difficult to name him before you without a time machine.<|eor|><|sor|>Cue realjokescomments.exe<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | j2e7dpw | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Your wife is the main process who runs child threads.<|eor|><|soopr|>She will spawn that thread.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | j2e7v03 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope Entire-Database1680 grows up to be a fine young fellow.<|eor|><|soopr|>We're raising him as a Python programmer.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tproli | j2eyzl9 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Kids happen when you stack overflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | ukc80w | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EngineersAnon | i7oay72 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024.
Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi... | 101 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | i7orhg5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024.
Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | i7q89xt | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024.
Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EngineersAnon | i7ornes | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024.
Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | i7qbvcb | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024.
Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EngineersAnon | i7q9w0x | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024.
Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | grief_junkie | i7q89yt | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>\*tears in my eye\* I... I... I understood this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gimmebananachips | nb6po3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a disease that makes me think that I am Linux's driving feature<|eot|><|sost|>According to my doctors, It's terminal :(<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KingJellyfishII | gxydp4h | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a disease that makes me think that I am Linux's driving feature<|eot|><|sost|>According to my doctors, It's terminal :(<|eost|><|sor|>related: what do you call a command-line virus?
>!a terminal illness!<<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
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