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ProgrammerDadJokes
DeathProgramming
golc9ly
<|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
LastStar007
golbai7
<|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>That was a clever spot, well done.<|eor|><|eos...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
2HornsUp
golbjui
<|soss|><|sot|>Moderna and Pfizer pledged to ramp up vaccine production...<|eot|><|sost|>... But the power grid went down in Texas the same week. This left a lot of network analysts absolutely baffled because for the first time ever, Rx was up and Tx was down<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Received, versus transm...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
k9147o
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Beleheth
gf1ib6l
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know "Linux actually from scratch"? It's a Distro fully written in Scratch. It's annoyingly slow, but the cat is happy.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ralfreza
gf1hniz
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So bad that circled around the badness<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Reelix
gf32kp5
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know "Linux actually from scratch"? It's a Distro fully written in Scratch. It's annoyingly slow, but the cat is happy.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Looked it up and it's not a real thing.~~<|eor|><|sor|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wallefan01
gf3uawv
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So bad that circled around the badness<|eor|><|sor|>Badness underflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Cool_As_Your_Dad
gf1gzkk
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>I laughed! Have an upvote!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
theseconddennis
gf2z2nm
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do hardcore Linux users like cats?<|eot|><|sost|>They want to install Linux From Scratch.<|eost|><|sor|>Do you know "Linux actually from scratch"? It's a Distro fully written in Scratch. It's annoyingly slow, but the cat is happy.<|eor|><|sor|>~~Looked it up and it's not a real thing.~~<|eor|><|eoss|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Truck_Stop_Sushi
uss7xn
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
279
ProgrammerDadJokes
vkapadia
i95rcsv
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|sor|>Why do Java devs wear glasses? Because they can't C#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TangentSpore
i95fpnx
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is beautiful looking through a window<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nic0nicon1
i96chm1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers wear glasses?<|eot|><|sost|>To improve their site.<|eost|><|sor|>Q: Why do Unix kernel hackers wear glasses? A: To C better.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mmirate
cchniy
<|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Reelix
etnnldg
<|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|sor|>I was initially thinking something along the lines of "Neither of them could commit", but this works better :p<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mmirate
etnebil
<|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|sor|>What about one is in gitlab vs github<|eor|><|soopr|>~~I figured, what with GitHub being bigger than GitLab, GitHub would be more likely than GitLab to have two swag reselle...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fragglet
etofnzv
<|soss|><|sot|>Two blokes selling Github swag walk into a bar and stare each other down.<|eot|><|sost|>Thus begins a merch conflict.<|eost|><|sor|>I'll be honest, this could have been better. I feel like you didn't really commit to this joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MarkR22
avezhs
<|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Mr_Redstoner
eheocu3
<|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So you set a Bounty on finding them. Gotcha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
muffinator
ehf0prj
<|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait Bounty still exists?? In the UK they went through a name change to Plenty, although I still call it Bounty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MarkR22
ehf0tdn
<|sols|><|sot|>Went to the store for paper towels but couldn't find them...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05igdtz7u4j21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait Bounty still exists?? In the UK they went through a name change to Plenty, although I still call it Bounty<|eor|><|soopr|>Still exists here in the US. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endofte...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mannotbear
79sr7d
<|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
printf_hello_world
dp4ly3c
<|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting? With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
silix2015
dp4uyrr
<|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting? With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(programming) You can't point at the g...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
WikiTextBot
dp4uyug
<|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting? With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(programming) You can't point at the g...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wescotte
dp4ubx7
<|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting? With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
4k33m
dp50vwo
<|soss|><|sot|>Whats a ghosts favorite data type?<|eot|><|sost|>A boooolean.<|eost|><|sor|>And how do they avoid reorganizing their data structures when deleting? With tombstones of course!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get this one.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(programming) You can't point at the g...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
terrrp
ip05ie
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FrankieCutlets
g4h0afj
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
g4hafi2
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|sor|>You mean this->shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Sonicpeta
g4hkcd9
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|sor|>You mean this->shit<|eor|><|sor|>this.shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nachoregulardude
g4h0arr
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>Not python people, or HTML people. But some Dev's when they C that shit they just run away<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FriendlyDisorder
g4h6c3z
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>We switch off full colons.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PyroneusUltrin
g4h576l
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>Do indie developers have indie digestion?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IamImposter
g4h72w8
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>We switch off full colons.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna *break* you right there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FriendlyDisorder
g4h8ail
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>We switch off full colons.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna *break* you right there.<|eor|><|sor|>Not in this case, you won't.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tomadimitrie
g4idag0
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>And theyre getting too old for this shit<|eor|><|sor|>You mean this->shit<|eor|><|sor|>this.shit<|eor|><|sor|>self.shit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
theangeryemacsshibe
g4iq446
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers have bad digestion?<|eot|><|sost|>They only have semi-colons<|eost|><|sor|>Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi colon.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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zerio13
gxjc0r
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
275
ProgrammerDadJokes
ssjskipp
ft2cg6u
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Slur warming into "Global Warning" -- it's not an error. Yeah I don't get it either.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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silverhwk
ft2egbl
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers tend to ignore warnings.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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noodlepowered
ft2cey5
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I got it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fluencer
ft2beig
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ryan123rudder
ft2uqmo
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>In programming people tend to ignore warnings, since they dont feel as serious as errors, because programs can still enter runtime with warnings. Warming sounds like warning.<|eor|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
need-original-name
ft4hd8g
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers tend to ignore warnings.<|eor|><|sor|>This, this is why. Perhaps we should rename it as "atmospheric temperature overflow error".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ErikBjare
ft38moh
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Side-effects from non-pure functions considered harmful.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
vige
ft4s6k6
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>I didn't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers tend to ignore warnings.<|eor|><|sor|>This, this is why. Perhaps we should rename it as "atmospheric temperature overflow error".<|eor|><|sor|>No, we should just use the c...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ErikBjare
ft3ljcn
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do people ignore global warming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's not an error.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Side-effects from non-pure functions considered harmful.<|eor|><|sor|>Unpopular opinion: "side effect" is a shitty word for unexpected behaviour in programming. "Side effects" should be know...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
rashedmmm
gflwop
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
2211abir
fpv3o8t
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection? &#x200B; EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>It's when you look at the mirror and see yourself. Vampires can't do that.<|eor|><|eoss|><...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Qwrk13
fpv7gp7
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection? &#x200B; EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Reflection is where the program can analyse aspects of itself. In C# (which does have refl...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
bskov
fpuz5zk
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection? &#x200B; EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
rarceth
fpvrapt
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>They both suck? (C# is my baby, I regret nothing)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheRedmanCometh
fpufop6
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>Hah!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
somewhataccurate
fpvudje
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection? &#x200B; EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Reflection is where the program can analyse aspects of itself. In C# (which does have refl...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Leappard
fpudxnx
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>Have an upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AlFasGD
fpurpyw
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>But arent function pointers kind of reflection-like? Not a frequent c developer, wouldnt know<|eor|><|sor|>You still return the function pointers through functions, you don't use any metadata or whatever i...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
bskov
fpv6qf6
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection? &#x200B; EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>It's when you look at the mirror and see yourself. Vampires can't do that.<|eor|><|sor|>I ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Empole
fpw2vcb
<|soss|><|sot|>What do vampires and C language have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Both have no reflection<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sorry for my newbiness, but what is reflection? &#x200B; EDIT: Regarding C programming language<|eor|><|sor|>Reflection is when a programming language allows a user to perform computation using data ...
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danielsoft1
ezq329
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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TheMatten
fgpnw8g
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>"There went in two and two into the AUR, the stable version and the `git` version..."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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MadCapEje
fgq0fuk
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>And afterwards he only saw C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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GitProphet
fgprmln
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>"There went in two and two into the AUR, the stable version and the `git` version..."<|eor|><|sor|>And god knew it was good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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survivalking4
fgqsb7w
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>He sailed for 40 days and 40 nights, and when he got off, God told him that the new standard was jQuery, make it again, and by the way the client wants it in a week<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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KlipperKyle
fgr4fw0
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>He sailed for 40 days and 40 nights, and when he got off, God told him that the new standard was jQuery, make it again, and by the way the client wants it in a week<|eor|><|sor|>Modern JavaScript toolcha...
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realloper12
fgqlv3f
<|soss|><|sot|>What did Noah say to the ignorant people before the flood?<|eot|><|sost|>Btw I use Ark.<|eost|><|sor|>"There went in two and two into the AUR, the stable version and the `git` version..."<|eor|><|sor|>And god knew it was good.<|eor|><|sor|>God checked the archwiki<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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jp10k
ag6oiq
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ionutmihai7
ee3yvny
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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jp10k
ee3ywct
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ionutmihai7
ee3yzi0
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ionutmihai7
ee3yx6v
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jp10k
ee3z04m
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that...
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jp10k
ee3yycp
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pilotInPyjamas
ee4mwaa
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe he was just the wrong type. I hear he refused to change anything.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ionutmihai7
ee3z2j1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EquationTAKEN
ee47b9g
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>+ 1 I heard he inherited this behavior from his parents. <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes he did!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hope he will protect his legacy then. <|eor|><|soopr|>He scoped that...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Anla-Shok-Na
ee4ow70
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functional programming developer get thrown out of school?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he refused to take classes.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like there's a good joke to be made about functional programmers being racist because they prefer their function to be pure ... <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
zzsao5
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jokern8
j2dg9ci
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>It would be very difficult to name him before you without a time machine.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
xakkap
j2dlnyc
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Your wife is the main process who runs child threads.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sad_bug_killer
j2durbo
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>You joke, but I used to work with a guy named Junior. He was a senior developer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
erinaceus_
j2do8eb
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Your wife is the main process who runs child threads.<|eor|><|sor|>With his luck, they might all turn out to be daemons.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
bluehands
j2dwbi9
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>It would be very difficult to name him before you without a time machine.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, do we in fact know that OP has been named yet?<|eor|><|eoss...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
me_again
j2e58j3
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope Entire-Database1680 grows up to be a fine young fellow.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Myth0logic
j2eiert
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope Entire-Database1680 grows up to be a fine young fellow.<|eor|><|soopr|>We're raising him as a Python programmer.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Isnt he still in As...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Dorgate
j2dh6rl
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>It would be very difficult to name him before you without a time machine.<|eor|><|sor|>Cue realjokescomments.exe<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
j2e7dpw
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Your wife is the main process who runs child threads.<|eor|><|soopr|>She will spawn that thread.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
j2e7v03
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>I hope Entire-Database1680 grows up to be a fine young fellow.<|eor|><|soopr|>We're raising him as a Python programmer.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tproli
j2eyzl9
<|soss|><|sot|>My wife is pregnant with our first son. We've decided to name him after me.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess that makes my wife a junior developer.<|eost|><|sor|>Kids happen when you stack overflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nic0nicon1
ukc80w
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EngineersAnon
i7oay72
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024. Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
i7orhg5
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024. Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ReactsWithWords
i7q89xt
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024. Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EngineersAnon
i7ornes
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024. Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ReactsWithWords
i7qbvcb
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024. Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EngineersAnon
i7q9w0x
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, folks, *Steamboat Willie* enters the public domain in the US on 1 January, 2024. Probably ought to start writing your Senators and Congressperson to oppose Disney's proposed copyright extensi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
grief_junkie
i7q89yt
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?<|eot|><|sost|>`ipconfig /renew`<|eost|><|sor|>\*tears in my eye\* I... I... I understood this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gimmebananachips
nb6po3
<|soss|><|sot|>I have a disease that makes me think that I am Linux's driving feature<|eot|><|sost|>According to my doctors, It's terminal :(<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
KingJellyfishII
gxydp4h
<|soss|><|sot|>I have a disease that makes me think that I am Linux's driving feature<|eot|><|sost|>According to my doctors, It's terminal :(<|eost|><|sor|>related: what do you call a command-line virus? >!a terminal illness!<<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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