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ProgrammerDadJokes | PopeInnocentXIV | gxzylqn | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a disease that makes me think that I am Linux's driving feature<|eot|><|sost|>According to my doctors, It's terminal :(<|eost|><|sor|>If that comes to pass, try not to turn into a dmon.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_Dark_Byte | mj4dpd | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | gt87lst | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>Don't forget to make the interface a set of 6 strings.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_Dark_Byte | gt87u6p | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>Don't forget to make the interface a set of 6 strings.<|eor|><|soopr|>My monitor blacked out whil... | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | gt8ld9m | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>Don't forget to make the interface a set of 6 strings.<|eor|><|soopr|>My monitor blacked out whil... | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LetThereBeNick | gt9n78v | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting a zippy one-liner, instead I got this tar-ball pun<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | gt8ogbi | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>Don't forget to make the interface a set of 6 strings.<|eor|><|soopr|>My monitor blacked out whil... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | gt8s1z3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>Don't forget to make the interface a set of 6 strings.<|eor|><|soopr|>My monitor blacked out whil... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | gt9ow5s | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting a zippy one-liner, instead I got this tar-ball pun<|eor|><|sor|>Holy gzip, save u... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | winterofchaos | gt9sjw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I got tired of extracting Tar balls with console so I made a software with Graphic User Interface. I just need to add some sounds to the interface.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm thinking of GUI-tar sounds.<|eost|><|sor|>Here I am thinking what the hell does gooey tar sound like<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | corp_code_slinger | nzv8n5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of dogs do programmers have?<|eot|><|sost|>Computer Labs.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Birion | h1s5dqi | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of dogs do programmers have?<|eot|><|sost|>Computer Labs.<|eost|><|sor|>C-ing eye dogs.
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Well-trained ones who always return when called.
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None, their pythons ate them.
---<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sourdough_bread_yay | h1t323v | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of dogs do programmers have?<|eot|><|sost|>Computer Labs.<|eost|><|sor|>English pointers.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | h1t78nc | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of dogs do programmers have?<|eot|><|sost|>Computer Labs.<|eost|><|sor|>Gnu dogs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aathroser | h1tc2is | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of dogs do programmers have?<|eot|><|sost|>Computer Labs.<|eost|><|sor|>Basset hounds. Ear overflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _bluequartz | h1th18l | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of dogs do programmers have?<|eot|><|sost|>Computer Labs.<|eost|><|sor|>Kerberos<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | VelianDev | h1t49fa | <|soss|><|sot|>What kind of dogs do programmers have?<|eot|><|sost|>Computer Labs.<|eost|><|sor|>Pug<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ammmakara | dny84p | <|sols|><|sot|>Wireshark doo doo doo doo doo doo<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbxtmyfuw4v31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarryPhishnuts | f5hxieu | <|sols|><|sot|>Wireshark doo doo doo doo doo doo<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbxtmyfuw4v31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Arggg, And now that is in my head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reset_switch | f5jq7wh | <|sols|><|sot|>Wireshark doo doo doo doo doo doo<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbxtmyfuw4v31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hate you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bos_lost_ton | f5jiiow | <|sols|><|sot|>Wireshark doo doo doo doo doo doo<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbxtmyfuw4v31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Arggg, And now that is in my head.<|eor|><|sor|>Run away!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Derkades | ajxb5j | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code<|eot|><|sost|>He refused to comment<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MixesLiesWithTruth | eezooo3 | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code<|eot|><|sost|>He refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>He was then dumped by his girlfriend because he also refused to commit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tehwolf_ | ef1xpo8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code<|eot|><|sost|>He refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>He was then dumped by his girlfriend because he also refused to commit.<|eor|><|sor|>He did commit, but he could not push.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SageThisAndSageThat | eezpj78 | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code<|eot|><|sost|>He refused to comment<|eost|><|sor|>Too much class but no union?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MosquitoTerminator | 8ku3rv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do pythons have only 4 fingers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have pointers.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | clarinetJWD | dzaii09 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do pythons have only 4 fingers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have pointers.<|eost|><|sor|>Boooo... Hisssss... <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Taepper | dzaot8l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do pythons have only 4 fingers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have pointers.<|eost|><|sor|>you mean 3<|eor|><|sor|>Count != indexing
An array from 0 to 3 has 4 elements<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | officialvfd | dzayymy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do pythons have only 4 fingers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have pointers.<|eost|><|sor|>[https://i.imgur.com/Sc4uwYx.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sc4uwYx.jpg)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | dzb29b2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do pythons have only 4 fingers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have pointers.<|eost|><|sor|>Everything is a pointer tho<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _Waffle99 | dzai035 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do pythons have only 4 fingers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have pointers.<|eost|><|sor|>you mean 3<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UshankaDalek | dzanqo5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do pythons have only 4 fingers?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have pointers.<|eost|><|sor|>you mean 3<|eor|><|sor|>the thumb is finger 0<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LorgeOn | 79r3ar | <|soss|><|sot|>So I heard nvidia are working on self-driving cars..<|eot|><|sost|>..I guess their drivers kept crashing.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GamerLeFay | dp4anpu | <|soss|><|sot|>So I heard nvidia are working on self-driving cars..<|eot|><|sost|>..I guess their drivers kept crashing.<|eost|><|sor|>The joke would work better with "driverless cars", but I still give it an 8/10.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | harsh183 | dp4xtmb | <|soss|><|sot|>So I heard nvidia are working on self-driving cars..<|eot|><|sost|>..I guess their drivers kept crashing.<|eost|><|sor|>What's all this about nvidia driver crashes?
3 years later not a single problem yet...<|eor|><|sor|>Try Linux.
:(<|eor|><|sor|>If you think nvidias linux drivers are bad, try amd<|eor... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RaymondWalters | dp4r6cc | <|soss|><|sot|>So I heard nvidia are working on self-driving cars..<|eot|><|sost|>..I guess their drivers kept crashing.<|eost|><|sor|>What's all this about nvidia driver crashes?
3 years later not a single problem yet...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TomWis97 | dp4sla2 | <|soss|><|sot|>So I heard nvidia are working on self-driving cars..<|eot|><|sost|>..I guess their drivers kept crashing.<|eost|><|sor|>What's all this about nvidia driver crashes?
3 years later not a single problem yet...<|eor|><|sor|>Try Linux.
:(<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ebrithil95 | dp4wpny | <|soss|><|sot|>So I heard nvidia are working on self-driving cars..<|eot|><|sost|>..I guess their drivers kept crashing.<|eost|><|sor|>What's all this about nvidia driver crashes?
3 years later not a single problem yet...<|eor|><|sor|>Try Linux.
:(<|eor|><|sor|>If you think nvidias linux drivers are bad, try amd<|eor... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dpdx35s | <|soss|><|sot|>So I heard nvidia are working on self-driving cars..<|eot|><|sost|>..I guess their drivers kept crashing.<|eost|><|sor|>I give that a 10/80<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _McGEE | 8l1qu2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | daggerdragon | dzcc5g5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>Or sometimes [they're the same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/8kzx5p/some_kind_of_explosive_lying_on_the_floor_of/).<|eor|><... | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zhyko- | dzc6nxh | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>Wtf is an ied<|eor|><|sor|>> An [**improvised explosive device**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvised_explosive_device) (**IED**) is a [bomb](htt... | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jk_scowling | dzcl0rn | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>Wtf is an ied<|eor|><|sor|>> An [**improvised explosive device**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvised_explosive_device) (**IED**) is a [bomb](htt... | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontForgetWilson | dzcrk7b | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>My thought was "one blows your mind and the other blows your brains" <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MasterDracoDeity | dzc849q | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>Wtf is an ied<|eor|><|sor|>> An [**improvised explosive device**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvised_explosive_device) (**IED**) is a [bomb](htt... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Drink-irresponsibly | dzc6iub | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>Wtf is an ied<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Q-Nix_Potato | dzcubm8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>Or sometimes [they're the same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/8kzx5p/some_kind_of_explosive_lying_on_the_floor_of/).<|eor|><... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeathProgramming | dzckohg | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>Wtf is an ied<|eor|><|sor|>> An [**improvised explosive device**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvised_explosive_device) (**IED**) is a [bomb](htt... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _McGEE | dzd2vhu | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>My thought was "one blows your mind and the other blows your brains" <|eor|><|soopr|>I still dont know the difference <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Onegodoneloveoneway | dzdpyjl | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the difference between an IDE and an IED?<|eot|><|sost|>One can blow up and cause mass destruction when in use... the other is a bomb<|eost|><|sor|>I would probably say something like: "One can blow up causing fear, panic, and having widespread, long term implications... the other is a bomb."<|eor... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | farox | 12eko08 | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Grandmaster_Caladrel | jfbj9bd | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>Took me a second, was trying to figure out the punchline. Take my upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | jfcpvli | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>nope. need an explanation<|eor|><|sor|>The vertical axis is the y axis so when the therapist asks "why?" the patient gets scared<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jfbk4ux | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>Seems more like a math pun than a programmer one to me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datvm | jfbs8w6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>Took me a second, was trying to figure out the punchline. Take my upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>
>Took me a second, was trying to figure out the punch**line**. Take my **up**vote.
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh<|eor|><|eoss|><|e... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | farox | jfbpzql | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>Seems more like a math pun than a programmer one to me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Did years of Unity programming. But yeah, works both ways.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bibinbopjelli | jfcqoqe | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>nope. need an explanation<|eor|><|sor|>The vertical axis is the y axis so when the therapist asks "why?" the patient gets scared<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I've used f(x) for so dang long that never crossed my mind. T... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bibinbopjelli | jfcino1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>nope. need an explanation<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | jfckuc9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>nope. need an explanation<|eor|><|sor|> ^
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ProgrammerDadJokes | GoldenEpsilon | jfe4ctq | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>I don't Z the problem, personally<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jfcmkdd | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>Because he doesnt get along with horizontal lines?
*Why xs gotta be like that?*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OkPaleontologist4017 | jffpx5p | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>That took me a second as I tend to think in 3D space being a CNC programmer...
*Claps in 2D*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | jfcks8u | <|soss|><|sot|>Me: I'm afraid of the vertical axis. Therapist: Why?<|eot|><|sost|>AAAAaaaaaaaahhhh<|eost|><|sor|>nope. need an explanation<|eor|><|sor|> ^
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ProgrammerDadJokes | ofby1 | siqg0j | <|soss|><|sot|>If youre paid to code, youre a programmer. But if its a hobby<|eot|><|sost|>Are you just a grammer?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spankleberry | hva8b7x | <|soss|><|sot|>If youre paid to code, youre a programmer. But if its a hobby<|eot|><|sost|>Are you just a grammer?<|eost|><|sor|>If you're not getting paid, then that's poor grammar.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | hvaohge | <|soss|><|sot|>If youre paid to code, youre a programmer. But if its a hobby<|eot|><|sost|>Are you just a grammer?<|eost|><|sor|>That would make you an amateur grammer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drunkenangryredditor | hvbnlv8 | <|soss|><|sot|>If youre paid to code, youre a programmer. But if its a hobby<|eot|><|sost|>Are you just a grammer?<|eost|><|sor|>If you're not getting paid, then that's poor grammar.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what grammar schools are for.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | hvb1mq0 | <|soss|><|sot|>If youre paid to code, youre a programmer. But if its a hobby<|eot|><|sost|>Are you just a grammer?<|eost|><|sor|>That would make you an amateur grammer<|eor|><|sor|>amagrammer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hvbvpaz | <|soss|><|sot|>If youre paid to code, youre a programmer. But if its a hobby<|eot|><|sost|>Are you just a grammer?<|eost|><|sor|>If salary is the context and you have a healthy spine, you could be in *Backus normal form (a context-free grammar).*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | uze8m1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I change directories so often that, on every computer I use, I must bind a macro for it to "x".<|eot|><|sost|>Obligatory x-key `cd`.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnomalousAlex | ia9sz1o | <|soss|><|sot|>I change directories so often that, on every computer I use, I must bind a macro for it to "x".<|eot|><|sost|>Obligatory x-key `cd`.<|eost|><|sor|>There really is an x-key **cd** for everything!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | andrew687 | iab3lwh | <|soss|><|sot|>I change directories so often that, on every computer I use, I must bind a macro for it to "x".<|eot|><|sost|>Obligatory x-key `cd`.<|eost|><|sor|>This is brilliant! One of the more original jokes Ive seen here in awhile. :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iab40ef | <|soss|><|sot|>I change directories so often that, on every computer I use, I must bind a macro for it to "x".<|eot|><|sost|>Obligatory x-key `cd`.<|eost|><|sor|>This is brilliant! One of the more original jokes Ive seen here in awhile. :)<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | iadeyz2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I change directories so often that, on every computer I use, I must bind a macro for it to "x".<|eot|><|sost|>Obligatory x-key `cd`.<|eost|><|sor|>There really is an x-key **cd** for everything!<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm... best I could find here was [1172](https://xkcd.com/1172/). Not a great fit.<|eor|><|eoss|>... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iabo2g0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I change directories so often that, on every computer I use, I must bind a macro for it to "x".<|eot|><|sost|>Obligatory x-key `cd`.<|eost|><|sor|>Amazing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | luminous_abstraction | gfzqcd | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SurpriseMonday | fpxj412 | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>ELI5:
There is a problem in computing called the [Travelling Salesman Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem) that is notoriously hard for standard computers to solve ... | 69 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cosmologicon | fpxxs9o | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>ELI5:
There is a problem in computing called the [Travelling Salesman Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem) that is notoriously hard for standard computers to solve ... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bonafidebob | fpx54ej | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's a reference to the travelling salesman problem<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If the salesman were to ask the car to find the optimal route... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zestysavage | fpxiwzg | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it. ELI5<|eor|><|sor|>Traveling salesman problem a classic problem in computer science that cannot be solved in polynomial time. A self driving car couldn't quickly solve this problem... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TylerDurdenRockz | fq0npnk | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>ELI5:
There is a problem in computing called the [Travelling Salesman Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem) that is notoriously hard for standard computers to solve ... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | fpxsh2m | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>ELI5:
There is a problem in computing called the [Travelling Salesman Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem) that is notoriously hard for standard computers to solve ... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zestysavage | fq0t1b8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>ELI5:
There is a problem in computing called the [Travelling Salesman Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem) that is notoriously hard for standard computers to solve ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Th3T3chn0R3dd1t | fpzzefs | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>ELI5:
There is a problem in computing called the [Travelling Salesman Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem) that is notoriously hard for standard computers to solve ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Magikarp_13 | fpxacvj | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's a reference to the travelling salesman problem<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Hey /u/GenderNeutralBot
I want to let... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | voarex | fpxj0qp | <|soss|><|sot|>A traveling salesman gets into a self-driving car...<|eot|><|sost|>... and the car says "uh oh"<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it. ELI5<|eor|><|sor|> [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling\_salesman\_problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem)
I think he was going for it was going... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ui1ebq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Maleic_Anhydride | i79u4w8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>First time someone addressed this issue!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | corporategiraffe | i79w6d7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>Someone must have put a hex on them.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MTKellogg | i7ajmkf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>What OS do McDonalds servers run?
Arch Linux.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | doylandT | i7ci893 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>Because his hash browns werent salted<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | i79wzbr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>Someone must have put a hex on them.<|eor|><|soopr|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/qtnp5h/what\_is\_the\_worst\_hex\_to\_cast\_to\_a\_programmer/<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|en... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fire_Hazard23 | i7a4w2k | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>Sir, please stop licking the windows...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sarius2009 | i7bz5f3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>If it was apple flavored that'd explain some things<|eor|><|sor|>I love how people are just talking about three different MACs in this post (4, if you count the McDonals one)<|eor|><|eoss... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlarmingNectarine | i7auw92 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>This is so dumb, I love it!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FallenWarrior2k | i7bqyzs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the cryptographer throw up at McDonalds?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they couldn't digest a big MAC.<|eost|><|sor|>First time someone addressed this issue!<|eor|><|sor|>Different kind of MAC, I'm pretty sure.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Medo64 | pvh81l | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | he9y8ir | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | hea01ub | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>With UDP, packets aren't guaranteed to arrive at their destination - which is what OP implies by "missing signals". For most everyday traffic though, TCP is used whi... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | heaju7d | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Get what?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
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