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ProgrammerDadJokes | _yzziw_eht | hea0l04 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>Well done fragglet<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | heau45v | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Get what?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy gets it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | hea3txi | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>With UDP, packets aren't guaranteed to arrive at their destination - which is what OP implies by "missing signals". For most everyday traffic though, TCP is used whi... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | heada62 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>And you felt you needed to broadcast this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | heaua06 | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>And you felt you needed to broadcast this<|eor|><|sor|>Dear 255.255.255.255,
_\*endless UDP stream of dad jokes\*_<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Medo64 | hea0q8v | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>Well done fragglet<|eor|><|soopr|>If that was his way to joke about UDP, I admit I fell for it. :)
Good one u/fragglet! :)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | justcrazytalk | hea5l7q | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>TCP - your package (packet) is tracked through FedEx. UDP - you throw it in a mailbox and just hope it gets there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bjm00se | heajy6w | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>With UDP, packets aren't guaranteed to arrive at their destination - which is what OP implies by "missing signals". For most everyday traffic though, TCP is used whi... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | hebje4w | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>And you felt you needed to broadcast this<|eor|><|sor|>Dear 255.255.255.255,
_\*endless UDP stream of dad jokes\*_<|eor|><|sor|>No need to hide behind a mask<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | hebabiq | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Get what?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TorTheMentor | heau4ka | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>You just keep talking whether or not anyone is listening?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fit_Sweet457 | he9zued | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>With UDP, packets aren't guaranteed to arrive at their destination - which is what OP implies by "missing signals". For most everyday traffic though, TCP is used whi... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | hedetzh | <|soss|><|sot|>My wife tells my I'm like UDP<|eot|><|sost|>She keeps giving me signals, and I keep missing them.<|eost|><|sor|>You gotta snatch the signals if she is your wife and not some crush. You own them unless you're a cuck of course<|eor|><|sor|>Why bring your misogynist bullshit into a comedy sub? Fuck off idio... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | pf6e8p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't the UK just cancel Brexit?<|eot|><|sost|>The instruction
br exit
is an unconditional branch.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drunkenangryredditor | hb5h4ob | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't the UK just cancel Brexit?<|eot|><|sost|>The instruction
br exit
is an unconditional branch.<|eost|><|sor|>is this assembly?<|eor|><|sor|>Strictly speaking brexit is dis-assembly.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zandnaad69 | hb2iqmb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't the UK just cancel Brexit?<|eot|><|sost|>The instruction
br exit
is an unconditional branch.<|eost|><|sor|>Cheeky<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | moreVCAs | hb5e5jz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't the UK just cancel Brexit?<|eot|><|sost|>The instruction
br exit
is an unconditional branch.<|eost|><|sor|>`goto hell`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GaianNeuron | hb5ndui | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't the UK just cancel Brexit?<|eot|><|sost|>The instruction
br exit
is an unconditional branch.<|eost|><|sor|>I think they've already voted, negotiated for years, signed legal stuff, tried to mess it up & now discovering things they want to change that they've already agreed to.
In my uned... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | lptf2n | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are properties happier than methods?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have arguments.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gofp1fn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are properties happier than methods?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>I love it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gofpjxh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are properties happier than methods?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>I love it.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks! <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Word_Dudely | gogsc5j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are properties happier than methods?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they don't have arguments.<|eost|><|sor|>That sir, is a string of lies<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | parkotron | 9efu99 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the best part of getting a vasectomy as a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Being able to close all your bug reports as Cannot Reproduce.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Klikini | e5p2a5z | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the best part of getting a vasectomy as a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Being able to close all your bug reports as Cannot Reproduce.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/583/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EkkuZakku | e5oqc6y | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the best part of getting a vasectomy as a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Being able to close all your bug reports as Cannot Reproduce.<|eost|><|sor|>Ha! I'm going to have to use this one!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Atemu12 | e5pqc2w | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the best part of getting a vasectomy as a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Being able to close all your bug reports as Cannot Reproduce.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/583/<|eor|><|sor|>Of course there is a relevant xkcd...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rethling | e5phv1u | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the best part of getting a vasectomy as a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Being able to close all your bug reports as Cannot Reproduce.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/583/<|eor|><|sor|>Thats great<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | adicren | e5pie0a | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the best part of getting a vasectomy as a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>Being able to close all your bug reports as Cannot Reproduce.<|eost|><|sor|>/r/programmernotdadjokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | x1hy75 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like that Python doesn't have a compulsory statement delimiter, so I'm going to take over the language.<|eot|><|sost|>Okay, maybe not the whole thing. Just semicolonize it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NotMrMusic | imdxybx | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like that Python doesn't have a compulsory statement delimiter, so I'm going to take over the language.<|eot|><|sost|>Okay, maybe not the whole thing. Just semicolonize it.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | img4vr7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like that Python doesn't have a compulsory statement delimiter, so I'm going to take over the language.<|eot|><|sost|>Okay, maybe not the whole thing. Just semicolonize it.<|eost|><|sor|>While you're at it, could you also do something about the indentured servitude?<|eor|><|soopr|>I'll keep tabs ... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | imexjga | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like that Python doesn't have a compulsory statement delimiter, so I'm going to take over the language.<|eot|><|sost|>Okay, maybe not the whole thing. Just semicolonize it.<|eost|><|sor|>While you're at it, could you also do something about the indentured servitude?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BlincxYT | imewdgb | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like that Python doesn't have a compulsory statement delimiter, so I'm going to take over the language.<|eot|><|sost|>Okay, maybe not the whole thing. Just semicolonize it.<|eost|><|sor|>fuck you this is going into my dad joke collection<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | imeff4a | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like that Python doesn't have a compulsory statement delimiter, so I'm going to take over the language.<|eot|><|sost|>Okay, maybe not the whole thing. Just semicolonize it.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|soopr|>I accept.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | imglzzw | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't like that Python doesn't have a compulsory statement delimiter, so I'm going to take over the language.<|eot|><|sost|>Okay, maybe not the whole thing. Just semicolonize it.<|eost|><|sor|>fuck you this is going into my dad joke collection<|eor|><|soopr|>You're welcome to. Most of my jokes are open... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | vo1xya | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nemonstrocity | ieazbi2 | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>The result of the Southbridge rewriting the ram and telling Northbridge what to pass to the cpu.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maxbirkoff | iec59ri | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It didn't stop working. Calling abort() now causes SIGILL (illegal instruction) to be sent to the calling process.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_sun_flew_away | iebbbhe | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Abortion isn't federally legal in the USA any more.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | iebttam | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>The result of the Southbridge rewriting the ram and telling Northbridge what to pass to the cpu.<|eor|><|sor|>And forcing it to spawn a child process.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prioritypasta | iebg29u | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I agree with the person who said it's too soon, but, also, this is a really good joke, despite the simmering anger about the topic? Good job, OP.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Arrowkill | ieajhop | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I really like this joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ieb333w | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>The result of improper separation of memory partitions.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | archbish99 | ieb6shj | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Roe v. Wade reversal in the US.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_sun_flew_away | ieda2h7 | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Abortion isn't federally legal in the USA any more.<|eor|><|sor|>Not quite. They just made it a states rights issue, that means individual states can decide whether ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HerrNilsen- | ieay5os | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maxbirkoff | iedhnhx | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Abortion isn't federally legal in the USA any more.<|eor|><|sor|>Not quite. They just made it a states rights issue, that means individual states can decide whether ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UchihaItachiHere | ieaqqcl | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jack101yello | iecvcm1 | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Nobody seems to understand that Roe v Wade reversal is the supreme court giving up federal power for once. The ruling wasn't that it's illegal, they said that ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jim_liz19 | ied58gz | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Nobody seems to understand that Roe v Wade reversal is the supreme court giving up federal power for once. The ruling wasn't that it's illegal, they said that ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jim_liz19 | ieddz6s | <|soss|><|sot|>American C programmers suddenly noticed, that the abort() function stopped working...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah. Nobody seems to understand that Roe v Wade reversal is the supreme court giving up federal power for once. The ruling wasn't that it's illegal, they said that ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | moe87b | i04as4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | catastrophized | fznfiyf | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they try to commit to FitHub?<|eor|><|soopr|>Gym commit -m "hello world"<|eoopr|><|sor|>Only commit is initial commit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | moe87b | fzn0yfy | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they try to commit to FitHub?<|eor|><|soopr|>Gym commit -m "hello world"<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | fzo1t05 | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they try to commit to FitHub?<|eor|><|soopr|>Gym commit -m "hello world"<|eoopr|><|sor|>.gymignore<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | fzn2ce2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they watch their byte input parameters?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | noop_noob | fzp6t50 | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>In the University Of Washington's computer science department, there's a place called Snack Overflow that sells snacks.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | macx333 | fzoe7az | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Oh thought you were going to say reddit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SGH__ | fznk6tg | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they try to commit to FitHub?<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly though, could we do this? Like an app that helps us keep track of health and fitness goals in the way github tracks our code. Would be interesting.<|eor|><|sor|>w... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theXpanther | fznmrce | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they try to commit to FitHub?<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly though, could we do this? Like an app that helps us keep track of health and fitness goals in the way github tracks our code. Would be interesting.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Avaholic92 | fzna8nx | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they try to commit to FitHub?<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly though, could we do this? Like an app that helps us keep track of health and fitness goals in the way github tracks our code. Would be interesting.<|eor|><|eoss|>... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IsopachWaffle | fzp4xf4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What website do overweight programmers love ?<|eot|><|sost|>SnackOverflow<|eost|><|sor|>Do they try to commit to FitHub?<|eor|><|soopr|>Gym commit -m "hello world"<|eoopr|><|sor|>cd musl && gym pull<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kurisuchina | hm58wa | <|soss|><|sot|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he tried to curse twice<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jge45 | fx39xxq | <|soss|><|sot|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he tried to curse twice<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I pity the English speaker for they can't enjoy the bliss of bestemmiare (the Italian art of blasphemy)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poly-mo | fx4kfsf | <|soss|><|sot|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he tried to curse twice<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Actually, it's only called recursion if it's from the Recursy region of France. Otherwise, its just a sparkling self-calling function.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kurisuchina | fx3f71l | <|soss|><|sot|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he tried to curse twice<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I pity the English speaker for they can't enjoy the bliss of bestemmiare (the Italian art of blasphemy)<|eor|><|soopr|>Fratello !
I pity you, for you don't shit in milk (Spanish tradition)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MadLyne11 | fx4z5kp | <|soss|><|sot|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he tried to curse twice<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Recursion was invented by stack companies to sell more stack.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sometimesalmostme | fx57zm8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he tried to curse twice<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Recursion was invented by stack companies to sell more stack.<|eor|><|sor|>The only conspiracy theory I could get behind.
Edit: wait there's another one:
Gender is a myth created by John Toilet (the inventor... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | survivalking4 | fx437tg | <|soss|><|sot|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he tried to curse twice<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Recursing was invented by a programmer when he was using recursion<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | voip_geek | djy15o | <|sols|><|sot|>child[0]->display(); // 0x0F years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tun5jpniwet31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | voip_geek | f4au74p | <|sols|><|sot|>child[0]->display(); // 0x0F years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tun5jpniwet31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I know right? I had forgotten about that. That really was 15 years ago.
He's still hairy now... but also 6' 2" and will be getting a driver's permit soon. Scary.<|eoopr|><|eols|>... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | voip_geek | f4atifv | <|sols|><|sot|>child[0]->display(); // 0x0F years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tun5jpniwet31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's from `0x0F` years ago, then I assume it's a photo of the child, not the child itself. So it would be more like:
`self.children[0].photos[0].display()`
Though I wouldn't rule out the possibility ... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SpaceshipOperations | f4abqd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>child[0]->display(); // 0x0F years ago<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tun5jpniwet31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's from `0x0F` years ago, then I assume it's a photo of the child, not the child itself. So it would be more like:
`self.children[0].photos[0].display()`
Though I wouldn't rule out the possibility ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hash255 | c8917y | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the worst part of a race condition joke?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bzaks1424 | eskx78v | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the worst part of a race condition joke?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/c88xj3/the_timing/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | C9_CrazyTaz | esl4g1i | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the worst part of a race condition joke?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Goddammit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UsablePizza | esmg3g4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the worst part of a race condition joke?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I hate it when you seem to get two separate instances instead of just one object and the same member comments on both.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blbrd30 | eslslcp | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the worst part of a race condition joke?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>TIHI<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drax-tic | esl5tss | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the worst part of a race condition joke?<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Goddammit<|eor|><|sor|>
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/c88xj3/the_timing/eskxgmp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | bwv1v8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | eq1lff0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|sor|>It started after I got a bash to the head<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TuxMux080 | eq15qqo | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|sor|>Hi, terminal. I'm dad!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NovelCoronet6 | eq2bblj | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|sor|>It started after I got a bash to the head<|eor|><|sor|>I swear on my batch it wasn't scripted<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | computergeek125 | eq1sbb1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Correct. It's black and green.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yumha0x | eq2e44x | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|sor|>Gosh! I don't want to be an empty shell...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedditAlphaDog | eq21198 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|sor|>Hi, terminal. I'm dad!<|eor|><|sor|>Hi, Dad. I'm ... Wait a minute, infinite loop<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | eq2esps | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm sorry, but you have Command Line Syndrome.<|eot|><|sost|>I'm afraid it's terminal.<|eost|><|sor|>Gosh! I don't want to be an empty shell...<|eor|><|sor|>Just a husk, a husk of corn.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | z66j1y | <|soss|><|sot|>A hacker wrote a script to disable tracking in Amazon Echo devices, what is the first line of code?<|eot|><|sost|>@echo off<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aboycalledmartin | iy0dgrn | <|soss|><|sot|>A hacker wrote a script to disable tracking in Amazon Echo devices, what is the first line of code?<|eot|><|sost|>@echo off<|eost|><|sor|>Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | iy01gcp | <|soss|><|sot|>A hacker wrote a script to disable tracking in Amazon Echo devices, what is the first line of code?<|eot|><|sost|>@echo off<|eost|><|sor|>so BASIC<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty REMarkable!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tednoob | iy03j0j | <|soss|><|sot|>A hacker wrote a script to disable tracking in Amazon Echo devices, what is the first line of code?<|eot|><|sost|>@echo off<|eost|><|sor|>so BASIC<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty REMarkable!<|eor|><|sor|>where do you want to GOTO today?<|eor|><|sor|>You guys are bat script crazy<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RMehGeddon | iy0hn2r | <|soss|><|sot|>A hacker wrote a script to disable tracking in Amazon Echo devices, what is the first line of code?<|eot|><|sost|>@echo off<|eost|><|sor|>Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated comment right here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chicknfly | iy1tyl5 | <|soss|><|sot|>A hacker wrote a script to disable tracking in Amazon Echo devices, what is the first line of code?<|eot|><|sost|>@echo off<|eost|><|sor|>Yall are over here being funny, and all I can think of is #! /bin/bash<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | iy19k0z | <|soss|><|sot|>A hacker wrote a script to disable tracking in Amazon Echo devices, what is the first line of code?<|eot|><|sost|>@echo off<|eost|><|sor|> C:\><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | rt7xjv | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Minion3665 | hqr55h6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>Intcode<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IchMageBaume | hqr6ath | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>There's actually such thing as pointless programming: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacit_programming
def used this a lot in haskell<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiMobileLinkBot | hqr6cit | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>There's actually such thing as pointless programming: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacit_programming
def used this a lot in haskell<|eor|><|sor|>Desktop version of /u/I... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erinaceus_ | hqs5v3c | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke left me feeling num ...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedstoneTehnik | hqste86 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>Intcode<|eor|><|sor|>2019 was a year ...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
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