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ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hqrmf0e | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>Unreal assembly<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | paaland | hqsde6v | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>It a wholesum language<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dev_rs3 | hqt01wy | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>This is a very well rounded joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Leamir | hqr6jhd | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>There's actually such thing as pointless programming: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacit_programming
def used this a lot in haskell<|eor|><|sor|>Desktop version of /u/I... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bwyer | hqsq4jx | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a programming language that only supports integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A pointless programming language.<|eost|><|sor|>The first language on the original Apple ][ was Integer BASIC. It had no floating point support. Only when AppleSoft BASIC was released was floating point supported.<|eor|>... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | m9i9qd | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | misterlukechild | grn7lty | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>The real question is, did you go for a number 192.168.0.1 or a number 192.168.0.2?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | grn9ee8 | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>The real question is, did you go for a number 192.168.0.1 or a number 192.168.0.2?<|eor|><|sor|>Please remember the... | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jrollphils11 | grns0bu | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>The real question is, did you go for a number 192.168.0.1 or a number 192.168.0.2?<|eor|><|sor|>I only like to 192.... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | illvm | grnxesf | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>The real question is, did you go for a number 192.168.0.1 or a number 192.168.0.2?<|eor|><|sor|>Please remember the... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | grn9f0k | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>The real question is, did you go for a number 192.168.0.1 or a number 192.168.0.2?<|eor|><|sor|>Is this a broadcast... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dipsyw | gro988p | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>Be a gentleman, don't pee 255.255.255.255<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | grnzrks | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>I needed an address for my server so I called up my network admin who then told me about what he had to do to get o... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | david_sward | grovd3g | <|soss|><|sot|>This Computer Science campus has very sophisticated restrooms:<|eot|><|sost|>- I have heard that each urinal has its precise coordinates
- Yes, the so called "I pee address"<|eost|><|sor|>Definitely necessary after too much CIDR.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | czafs6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zesterer | eyxk512 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|sor|>No need for inheritance-driven hierarchies either ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | themitay | eyx6d5k | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|sor|>\*soviet anthem plays in the background\*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | eyx8jlk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|sor|>\*soviet anthem plays in the background\*<|eor|><|soopr|>fuck off with your soviet nostalgia memes, socialism is about the future<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fliggerty | eyxwrao | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|sor|>What percentage of people, in the world, understand this joke? Everyone who both knows programming and politics. I might be part of a new elite<|eor|><|sor|>A new ruling class you say?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | debugginglive42 | eyxfdid | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|sor|>What percentage of people, in the world, understand this joke? Everyone who both knows programming and politics. I might be part of a new elite<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | christianarg | eyyg3hr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|sor|>What percentage of people, in the world, understand this joke? Everyone who both knows programming and politics. I might be part of a new elite<|eor|><|sor|>Run dos run<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IamKiraR | eyzh0gp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do socialist programmers like C?<|eot|><|sost|>It has unions and no classes<|eost|><|sor|>\*soviet anthem plays in the background\*<|eor|><|soopr|>fuck off with your soviet nostalgia memes, socialism is about the future<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Lets talk about Flint.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endo... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Magnoxx | ha3enj | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the time complexity of a Wolverine script?<|eot|><|sost|>log(n)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DreadCoder | fv09vjl | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the time complexity of a Wolverine script?<|eot|><|sost|>log(n)<|eost|><|sor|>/r/programmerComicBookNerdDadJokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | he77789 | fv0adyl | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the time complexity of a Wolverine script?<|eot|><|sost|>log(n)<|eost|><|sor|>/r/programmerComicBookNerdDadJokes<|eor|><|sor|>r/twentycharacterlimit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | fv0kse7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the time complexity of a Wolverine script?<|eot|><|sost|>log(n)<|eost|><|sor|>/r/programmerComicBookNerdDadJokes<|eor|><|sor|>r/twentycharacterlimit<|eor|><|sor|>Then try r/pcbndj<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Redstoner | fv1mvff | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the time complexity of a Wolverine script?<|eot|><|sost|>log(n)<|eost|><|sor|>/r/programmerComicBookNerdDadJokes<|eor|><|sor|>r/twentycharacterlimit<|eor|><|sor|>it's r/21CharactersAndNoMore<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | f1exv9 | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | fh55wt3 | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>you may be not aware of two Unix tools: awk and perl.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I can't believe you sed that.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | fh4w42m | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>you may be not aware of two Unix tools: awk and perl.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iamsooldithurts | fh5zzkt | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should come here less?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | phatbrasil | fh61rh8 | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should come here less?<|eor|><|sor|>pipe down with the puns you two.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | luridsorcerer | fh666qw | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should come here less?<|eor|><|sor|>pipe down with the puns you two.<|eor|><|sor|>Look, there's no reason to get tee'd off.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | fh4x1lt | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>you may be not aware of two Unix tools: awk and perl.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Im poor but here
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | fh4vxsk | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rdrr42 | fh7kcwh | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>*gedit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | syedwafihasan | fh728iw | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should come here less?<|eor|><|sor|>pipe down with the puns you two.<|eor|><|sor|>Look, there's no reason to get tee'd off.<|eor|><|sor|>Sudo not get on each other's throats<... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shmutt | fh74xaz | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should come here less?<|eor|><|sor|>pipe down with the puns you two.<|eor|><|sor|>Look, there's no reason to get tee'd off.<|eor|><|sor|>Sudo not get on each other's throats<... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadcell | fh7f51l | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you should come here less?<|eor|><|sor|>pipe down with the puns you two.<|eor|><|sor|>Look, there's no reason to get tee'd off.<|eor|><|sor|>Sudo not get on each other's throats<... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Typesalot | fh7g632 | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>Hes likely socially awkward, sedward *and* shward!<|eor|><|sor|>No need to bash him, he's just hiding in his shell.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | counterplex | fh6wumn | <|soss|><|sot|>This Unix geek is more than socially awkward.<|eot|><|sost|>He's socially perlward.<|eost|><|sor|>Hes likely socially awkward, sedward *and* shward!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KTthemajicgoat | 96kz1e | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRedmanCometh | e41epae | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|sor|>"Yeah I'd love to I'm just a bit more specialized than that"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Plankton404 | e41hi4v | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|sor|>"Yeah I'd love to I'm just a bit more specialized than that"<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, that's a good one. I've just been saying, "Sorry, I'm shit at hardware."<|eor|><|so... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Finchyy | e41gn2k | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|sor|>"Yeah I'd love to I'm just a bit more specialized than that"<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, that's a good one. I've just been saying, "Sorry, I'm shit at hardware."<|eor|><|eo... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AVeryCredibleHulk | e4221h5 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|sor|>"Yeah I'd love to I'm just a bit more specialized than that"<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, that's a good one. I've just been saying, "Sorry, I'm shit at hardware."<|eor|><|so... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | phatbrasil | e420ngy | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|sor|>You summoned me?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, change the light bulb so I can take all the credit - Project manager<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MeepMu | e41urid | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|sor|>You summoned me?<|eor|><|sor|>r/beetlejuicing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Plankton404 | e4262s5 | <|soss|><|sot|>How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>None, changing a lightbulb is a hardware issue. <|eost|><|sor|>"Yeah I'd love to I'm just a bit more specialized than that"<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, that's a good one. I've just been saying, "Sorry, I'm shit at hardware."<|eor|><|so... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | q0c8en | <|soss|><|sot|>I've open sourced my French Revolution joke.<|eot|><|sost|>It's royalty free.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hfa2k6x | <|soss|><|sot|>I've open sourced my French Revolution joke.<|eot|><|sost|>It's royalty free.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you release it under the BSD (Bourbons Sentenced to Death) license?<|eor|><|soopr|>No, the GPL (Guillotine pour Liberte) license.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | hf9hez6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've open sourced my French Revolution joke.<|eot|><|sost|>It's royalty free.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you release it under the BSD (Bourbons Sentenced to Death) license?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | pea68f | <|soss|><|sot|>BASH is a shell of its former self.<|eot|><|sost|>badum tcsh<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | haww6r3 | <|soss|><|sot|>BASH is a shell of its former self.<|eot|><|sost|>badum tcsh<|eost|><|sor|>*badum zsh<|eor|><|soopr|>tcsh is a proper shell, and is more closer to the traditional rimshot sound "tss".<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | hawm2lg | <|soss|><|sot|>BASH is a shell of its former self.<|eot|><|sost|>badum tcsh<|eost|><|sor|>*badum zsh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hax56ww | <|soss|><|sot|>BASH is a shell of its former self.<|eot|><|sost|>badum tcsh<|eost|><|sor|>*badum zsh<|eor|><|soopr|>tcsh is a proper shell, and is more closer to the traditional rimshot sound "tss".<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm just making shell jokes
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badum fish<|eor|><|soopr|>Shell fish jokes are not kosher.<|eoopr|>... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | hax1n5t | <|soss|><|sot|>BASH is a shell of its former self.<|eot|><|sost|>badum tcsh<|eost|><|sor|>*badum zsh<|eor|><|soopr|>tcsh is a proper shell, and is more closer to the traditional rimshot sound "tss".<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm just making shell jokes
​
badum fish<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | v0idf1sh | hax5mex | <|soss|><|sot|>BASH is a shell of its former self.<|eot|><|sost|>badum tcsh<|eost|><|sor|>Double pun! You spoil us <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | 9p9r1o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone...?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldn't find the droid he was looking for<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | borgy88 | e8045ke | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone...?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldn't find the droid he was looking for<|eost|><|sor|>I love it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BassWaver | 8ywj0p | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KingdomOfKevin | e2edpv7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | psydave | e2eq475 | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know, other programmers will repost it with modifications and call it inheritence.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | genius85uk | e2ejron | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | audigex | e2eq4bp | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse.<|eor|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danabrey | e2ejw15 | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bluedanes | e2en8oc | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thecichos | e2f0hi5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse.<|eor|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse.<|eor|><|sor|>But you know other programmers wil... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 794613825 | e2eo8ft | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>But you know other programmers will repost it and call it reuse. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | e2fdb9a | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>Turned out he was idempotent :(<|eor|><|sor|>Side effects of being a eunuchs programmer.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Chuck_Norris_Jokebot | e2gm9ad | <|soss|><|sot|>I met a programmer once who would never tell a joke twice<|eot|><|sost|>He had a DRY sense of humor <|eost|><|sor|>That's a SOLID joke<|eor|><|sor|>You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke.
Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:
>Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down t... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anned20 | 5s03n4 | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anned20 | ddbjnpn | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>True<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | insanityfarm | ddbqp4j | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>True<|eoopr|><|sor|>!false<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mikemol | ddbjf4o | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>True.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GPSMcAwesomeville | ddbzub7 | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>Variable name starting with a digit?
Triggered.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Halvo317 | ddbw33f | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not the case. If B is undefined, this should return undefined. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SpinahVieh | ddbjfxr | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Noughmad | dftussm | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not the case. If B is undefined, this should return undefined. <|eor|><|sor|>If the 2 needs to be multiplication (2*B), in javascript if B is undefined this returns NaN<|eor|><|sor|>It's funny how "in javascript, this return... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Chemical_Scum | ddc2i9r | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not the case. If B is undefined, this should return undefined. <|eor|><|sor|>If the 2 needs to be multiplication (2*B), in javascript if B is undefined this returns NaN<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NehEma | ddc46xl | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>Variable name starting with a digit?
Triggered.<|eor|><|sor|>I interpreted it as 2*B as in a mathematic formula. But yeah, it's ambiguous AF.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | B1N4RY | ddclax0 | <|soss|><|sot|>2B || !2B<|eot|><|sost|>That's the question<|eost|><|sor|>Variable name starting with a digit?
Triggered.<|eor|><|sor|>I interpreted it as 2*B as in a mathematic formula. But yeah, it's ambiguous AF.<|eor|><|sor|>But this statement makes even less sense if it's 2*B though<|eor|><|sor|>Works in python.
... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ppds2t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hd4qpzg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>I object to this comparison.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ahumannamedtim | hd55dg9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>Why is American beer like having sex in a boat?
It's fucking close to water!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | hd3ndoo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>Hah, but not a dad joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DaanHai | hd4irjd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>Hah, but not a dad joke<|eor|><|sor|>Dad jokes are all about puns or just terrible(/terribly obvious) jokes, doesn't matter in what setting<|eor|><|sor|>NSFW jokes aren't dad jokes, they're uncle jokes<|eor... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GuybrushThreepwo0d | hd4ffbr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>Hah, but not a dad joke<|eor|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerUncleJokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nelusbelus | hd4ip27 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>*laughs in templates*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Quikers | hd4eie6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>Hah, but not a dad joke<|eor|><|sor|>Dad jokes are all about puns or just terrible(/terribly obvious) jokes, doesn't matter in what setting<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | hd5pgxb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>I object to this comparison.<|eor|><|sor|>Merely a function of our times<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Psyqlone | hd5c724 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C++ like having sex on a boat?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's fucking close to C.<|eost|><|sor|>Imagine, being at C ... where all your friends can see your ... *private* parts ...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | perilstar | o7kq7q | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | h2zaji9 | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|sor|>== == === but == !== ===<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gnutrino | h302jwm | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|sor|>== == === but == !== ===<|eor|><|sor|>By the transitive property this can't be true. The two operations are just unequal to each other.<|eor|><|sor|>== equality isn't transitive in... | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | orvn | h30kirf | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|sor|>`george | well`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ssjskipp | h308skv | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|sor|>== == === but == !== ===<|eor|><|sor|>By the transitive property this can't be true. The two operations are just unequal to each other.<|eor|><|sor|>== equality isn't transitive in... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gnutrino | h31gdhy | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|sor|>`george | well`<|eor|><|sor|>George Pipewell? Who's he? (alternatively: George Bitwise-Orwell? Who's he?)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | h2zchn2 | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|sor|>== == === but == !== ===<|eor|><|sor|>It was funny until you explained it :(
Still upvoted.
Edit: this is my most downvoted comment to date. I don't know what made me so bitter, a... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | h2zgyji | <|soss|><|sot|>In JavaScript all equality comparison operators are equal.<|eot|><|sost|>Some are just more equal than others.<|eost|><|sor|>You communist pig.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
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