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ProgrammerDadJokes | bellatrix_stinson | ej0nyj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the code marry anyone other than GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was committed<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mriosdeveloper | fcv6c7o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the code marry anyone other than GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was committed<|eost|><|sor|>I laughed way harder than I shouldve<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | denladeside | fcvtt4f | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the code marry anyone other than GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was committed<|eost|><|sor|>Actually, it was pushed...while locally committed, it still had the option to change it's mind.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GitProphet | fcvcgfm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the code marry anyone other than GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was committed<|eost|><|sor|>Ha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | fcw9qf0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the code marry anyone other than GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was committed<|eost|><|sor|>Actually, it was pushed...while locally committed, it still had the option to change it's mind.<|eor|><|sor|>Then it was merged.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AntMan5421 | fcwvdev | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the code marry anyone other than GitHub?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it was committed<|eost|><|sor|>Actually, it was pushed...while locally committed, it still had the option to change it's mind.<|eor|><|sor|>Then it was merged.<|eor|><|sor|>Then merge conflicts appeared<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Miss-Legendary | yb1sd8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Miss-Legendary | itefkq9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/l00etv/what\_did\_the\_programmer\_quit\_their\_job/<|eor|><|soopr|>Heres another one for you.
3 Errors walk into a bar. The barman says, Normally Id Throw yo... | 73 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | itecvz1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/l00etv/what\_did\_the\_programmer\_quit\_their\_job/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lrogan | itf2oib | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/l00etv/what\_did\_the\_programmer\_quit\_their\_job/<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about dad jokes is that any pun can be a dad joke but the truest dad joke is the p... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ecco7815 | ite885c | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Miss-Legendary | itedcsl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/l00etv/what\_did\_the\_programmer\_quit\_their\_job/<|eor|><|soopr|>Oops, didnt see it<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | t7wzyj | <|soss|><|sot|>I messed up trying to reset the firmware on my Raspberry Pi, and now it has PTSD.<|eot|><|sost|>It suffers from terrible flashbacks.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | hzkyl5e | <|soss|><|sot|>I messed up trying to reset the firmware on my Raspberry Pi, and now it has PTSD.<|eot|><|sost|>It suffers from terrible flashbacks.<|eost|><|sor|>fuck you and take my updoot<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hzoa1l7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I messed up trying to reset the firmware on my Raspberry Pi, and now it has PTSD.<|eot|><|sost|>It suffers from terrible flashbacks.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>The firmware of a device is what gets electronics up and running enough to actually see connected devices and load the software that ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erik_b1242 | hzlhmib | <|soss|><|sot|>I messed up trying to reset the firmware on my Raspberry Pi, and now it has PTSD.<|eot|><|sost|>It suffers from terrible flashbacks.<|eost|><|sor|>Did you try turning it off and on again or putting it in rice. Heard the last one really helps. /s<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | ruxgay | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the IRS decide to investigate a software company that makes command line interpreters?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a shell company.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dzyl | hr24nfo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the IRS decide to investigate a software company that makes command line interpreters?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a shell company.<|eost|><|sor|>No IDE<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Horny20yrold | hr5g5y5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the IRS decide to investigate a software company that makes command line interpreters?<|eot|><|sost|>It's a shell company.<|eost|><|sor|>No IDE<|eor|><|sor|>You mean IDEA obviously<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Youngqueazy | kdt3vm | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gfyl5zz | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>What's a communist's favorite part of programming?
`Public Shared Property`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | call_me_xale | gfzll8n | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>What's a communist's favorite part of programming?
`Public Shared Property`<|eor|><|sor|>You'd think so, but it's actually cooperative multitasking.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | usernumber1337 | gfyy3a3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>Why don't libertarians have problems with multi threading? They don't share resources<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Youngqueazy | gfyrlt1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>A libertarian likes for their political views to be made public though.<|eor|><|soopr|>What's a libertarian's favorite function?
`System.out.println(this.ideology);`<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pBlast | gfyr34r | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>A libertarian likes for their political views to be made public though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | me_again | gfz2enl | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>And their favorite language is Objectivist C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 66bananasandagrape | gfzqtm5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>I like my programming paradigms like I like my societies: functional, stateless, and classless.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | name_censored_ | gg0rucq | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>A libertarian likes for their political views to be made public though.<|eor|><|soopr|>What's a libertarian's favorite function?
`System.out.println(this.ideology);`<|eoopr|><|sor|>Why do libertarians like... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | gfzo6lq | <|soss|><|sot|>What's a libertarian's favorite part of programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Private Property<|eost|><|sor|>Egoists like meta object protocols because they base their affairs on themselves.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | ii6zyv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer not understand the wordplay?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was no pun indented.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Scryser | g352t7q | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer not understand the wordplay?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was no pun indented.<|eost|><|sor|>Some people just need their space. You should respect that.
But alas, for now I'll tab out of this conversation.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Outrageous_Try | g35xyhg | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the Python programmer not understand the wordplay?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was no pun indented.<|eost|><|sor|>Some people just need their space. You should respect that.
But alas, for now I'll tab out of this conversation.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't tab out. This is platform specific and can break s... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ru6suk | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a for-loop that generates for-loops, rhetorically speaking?<|eot|><|sost|>A meta-for.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batman1177 | hqxb1hz | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a for-loop that generates for-loops, rhetorically speaking?<|eot|><|sost|>A meta-for.<|eost|><|sor|>It took me a *while* to realise what subreddit this is because I thought it was an actual question.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hqxco5k | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a for-loop that generates for-loops, rhetorically speaking?<|eot|><|sost|>A meta-for.<|eost|><|sor|>It took me a *while* to realise what subreddit this is because I thought it was an actual question.<|eor|><|sor|>This is too hokey... i need to break out of here.<|eor|><|soopr|>You goto d... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hqxtvpe | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a for-loop that generates for-loops, rhetorically speaking?<|eot|><|sost|>A meta-for.<|eost|><|sor|>It took me a *while* to realise what subreddit this is because I thought it was an actual question.<|eor|><|sor|>I just kept reading it *until* I got the joke. Maybe I am old school.<|eor|... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erinaceus_ | hqxdxy6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a for-loop that generates for-loops, rhetorically speaking?<|eot|><|sost|>A meta-for.<|eost|><|sor|>It took me a *while* to realise what subreddit this is because I thought it was an actual question.<|eor|><|sor|>This is too hokey... i need to break out of here.<|eor|><|sor|>Meh, for eac... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FatherOfGold | kr546b | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cr125rider | gi7nz2i | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>It's an ARMs race!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SavedForSaturday | gi7wnu8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>It's an ARMs race!<|eor|><|sor|>Hopefully it comes to an endian.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shaken_Earth | gi7s8f8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>Booooooooo, get off the stage!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | gi83qc8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>I thought it was SCSI of them.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sennome | gi8xun0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>It must have cost them an ARM and a leg to license it...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lor_louis | gi85cyn | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>Booooooooo, get off the stage!<|eor|><|sor|>After checking, OP's name wasn't even in the register.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | whattheclap | gianule | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>It's an ARMs race!<|eor|><|sor|>Hopefully it comes to an endian.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, Apple probably cached out on it all.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mashpoe | giaygws | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>It's an ARMs race!<|eor|><|sor|>Hopefully it comes to an endian.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, Apple probably cached out on it all.<|eor|><|sor|>Apple really RAMped up production of t... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DreadCoder | giaejgn | <|soss|><|sot|>Apple's switch to their own silicon was a hard decision<|eot|><|sost|>It was courageous, bold, and really RISCy.<|eost|><|sor|>i don't see what 'ARM it could do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gru4xa | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fs23s5x | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>That's the catch :/<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | networkExceptions | fs18yci | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>they won't call back when you await it though<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AutomationMusician | fs1lf9g | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>Always date a JavaScript developer...
They dont have a type<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Chrisuan | fs2gppk | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>JS developers have no idea how to handle Dates though<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fs23q6w | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>they won't call back when you await it though<|eor|><|soopr|>Such an async thing to say...<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shmutt | fs2zzzi | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>JS developers have no idea how to handle Dates though<|eor|><|sor|>They only need a moment though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fs23p10 | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>Always date a JavaScript developer...
They dont have a type<|eor|><|soopr|>Let it be.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | agaryulnaer | fs2c3vn | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>That's the catch :/<|eoopr|><|sor|>ugh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | fs1gqgv | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>Make sure to be yourSELF if you expect to rely on THIS logic!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fs2h6zo | <|soss|><|sot|>Always date a Javascript developer...<|eot|><|sost|>They always callback if they promise.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>But what then?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | itsLeonhard | edr8kc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why do programmers prefer dark mode?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/Jokes/comments/edna99/why_do_programmers_prefer_dark_mode/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shaddy_boy_14 | fboauhx | <|sols|><|sot|>Why do programmers prefer dark mode?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/Jokes/comments/edna99/why_do_programmers_prefer_dark_mode/<|eol|><|sor|>Because Galaxy is dark but with starts it's bright similarly your terminal is dark but with the errors and warnings it's bright<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MassiveFajiit | fbnnp6r | <|sols|><|sot|>Why do programmers prefer dark mode?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/Jokes/comments/edna99/why_do_programmers_prefer_dark_mode/<|eol|><|sor|>Ewww, new Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Who put you on the planet? Ugh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | aozp8u | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cr4d | eg4y0ru | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>Perhaps you could give it some pointers...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | eg5fx4m | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>Perhaps you could give it some pointers...<|eor|><|sor|>That might address the problem<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thameus | eg4ttxk | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>Values are slipping.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | akaZilong | eg6jnbb | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>Perhaps you could give it some pointers...<|eor|><|sor|>That might address the problem<|eor|><|sor|>But maybe you get nothing in return<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | eg4z86e | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like your fault <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | random_cat_owner | eg59hqg | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>guess it doesn't like classy jokes
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | steven8765 | eg5f9iq | <|soss|><|sot|>I tried to tell a dad joke to a function...<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dmdeemer | z9amsz | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language is a result of climate change?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea++<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CoffeeMinionLegacy | iyfwh6x | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language is a result of climate change?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea++<|eost|><|sor|>Except C++ actually exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Found the ostrich<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Null_cz | iyhemdk | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language is a result of climate change?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea++<|eost|><|sor|>Carbon.
Or not, carbon actually causes climate change. Google, what have you done?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tasty_Meat_6096 | iyge5ua | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language is a result of climate change?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea++<|eost|><|sor|>Except C++ actually exists.<|eor|><|sor|>to say it doesnt exist is to say it has never happened before, it has. it very clearly exists with ice ages and whatnot. maybe you dont believe its going on right now, but i... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johndoesnot | iyhy3mh | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language is a result of climate change?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea++<|eost|><|sor|>Rust, in a way<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ciller181 | iyhw5rx | <|soss|><|sot|>What programming language is a result of climate change?<|eot|><|sost|>Sea++<|eost|><|sor|>Except C++ actually exists.<|eor|><|sor|>Found the ostrich<|eor|><|sor|>Lemme know when real estate on the coast dives.
Not saying climate change doesn't exist or the sea isnt rising but rather its hyperbolized an... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ttslq8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dawsonju | i2zo04t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>He had to learn perl?
The instructions called for perl 2, and it was hard to find the documentation?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | erinaceus_ | i3016p5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?
His Yarn was locked.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | weaver_of_cloth | i2zvc3c | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>He had to learn perl?
The instructions called for perl 2, and it was hard to find the documentation?<|eor|><|sor|>As a knitter and former perl programmer, I appr... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sage-longhorn | i2zu4re | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>He forgot to increase /proc/sys/kernel/threads-max<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i30n7sq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?
His Yarn was locked.<|eor|><|soopr|>And the color blocked<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | miseleigh | i300elf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>He couldn't choose a design pattern, and then had to cast in every loop<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | p_W_n | i30o5o2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>Hes not multi threaded<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | i2zvans | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?<|eot|><|sost|>He kept having to wait() until threads became available.<|eost|><|sor|>He needed mohair (more) threads?
*You know I read it in a magazine, oh - oh*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | pyh9ge | <|soss|><|sot|>Hackers broke into my server and stole the first two characters of every shell script.<|eot|><|sost|>They took the whole [\#!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix))<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | winauer | heu7x35 | <|soss|><|sot|>Hackers broke into my server and stole the first two characters of every shell script.<|eot|><|sost|>They took the whole [\#!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix))<|eost|><|sor|>Is the `)` a typo, or am I missing something?<|eor|><|sor|>It's supposed to be part of the link, but new and old reddi... | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | heu7kcp | <|soss|><|sot|>Hackers broke into my server and stole the first two characters of every shell script.<|eot|><|sost|>They took the whole [\#!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix))<|eost|><|sor|>Is the `)` a typo, or am I missing something?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | heu8bgt | <|soss|><|sot|>Hackers broke into my server and stole the first two characters of every shell script.<|eot|><|sost|>They took the whole [\#!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix))<|eost|><|sor|>Is the `)` a typo, or am I missing something?<|eor|><|sor|>It's supposed to be part of the link, but new and old reddi... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SirDarknessTheFirst | heu8deg | <|soss|><|sot|>Hackers broke into my server and stole the first two characters of every shell script.<|eot|><|sost|>They took the whole [\#!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix))<|eost|><|sor|>Is the `)` a typo, or am I missing something?<|eor|><|sor|>It's supposed to be part of the link, but new and old reddi... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dad_hacker_maq | nnkz6v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is pop music forgettable?<|eot|><|sost|>It never pushes to memory.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bzaks1424 | gzvb2lu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is pop music forgettable?<|eot|><|sost|>It never pushes to memory.<|eost|><|sor|>So that's why I can never stack my CDs!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | gzvbnuk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is pop music forgettable?<|eot|><|sost|>It never pushes to memory.<|eost|><|sor|>Push music though :/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jcfandino | gzwoufj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is pop music forgettable?<|eot|><|sost|>It never pushes to memory.<|eost|><|sor|>Somebody had to push it first<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NeoKabuto | gzx0kap | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is pop music forgettable?<|eot|><|sost|>It never pushes to memory.<|eost|><|sor|>Somebody had to push it first<|eor|><|sor|>Wasn't that what Salt-N-Pepa did?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeltalJulietCharlie | gzxeyn7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is pop music forgettable?<|eot|><|sost|>It never pushes to memory.<|eost|><|sor|>Somebody had to push it first<|eor|><|sor|>The record labels are always pushing it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ferrybig | gzivfo | <|soss|><|sot|>I wanted to make an Italian dad joke, but everyone here already wrote enough spaghetti code<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | istlemin | ftijpmr | <|soss|><|sot|>I wanted to make an Italian dad joke, but everyone here already wrote enough spaghetti code<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Using this in my next project<|eor|><|sor|>I do not recommend using spaghetti code in your next project<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RustyNova016 | fthwpdq | <|soss|><|sot|>I wanted to make an Italian dad joke, but everyone here already wrote enough spaghetti code<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Using this in my next project<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | btd84o | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aa599 | eoz9pdw | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|sor|>One of my proudest moments was declaring an interval counter
`int erval;`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
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