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ProgrammerDadJokes | 794613825 | eoxe5oq | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/programmerhumor] [Dad joke cross post...](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comm... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | eowoceg | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/programmerhumor] [Dad joke cross post...](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comm... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TotesMessenger | eowo39c | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/programmerhumor] [Dad joke cross post...](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comm... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | eoykfvi | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|sor|>Am I the only one who is bothered that it's not a complete statement?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lurking_zero | eoz6vnh | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|sor|>Am I the only one who is bothered that it's not a complete statement?<|eor|><|sor|>;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | ep1r2z6 | <|soss|><|sot|>for(int intuitive=0; intuitive<2; intuitive++)<|eot|><|sost|>It's a little counter intuitive, I know...<|eost|><|sor|>One of my proudest moments was declaring an interval counter
`int erval;`<|eor|><|sor|>While working on some network code, I had to pass a socket into another constructor. I left this ge... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BassWaver | 8rtipf | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a list of sick numbers?<|eot|><|sost|>Ill iterates <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cariboulou_numb | e0uepz8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a list of sick numbers?<|eot|><|sost|>Ill iterates <|eost|><|sor|>Take you damn up vote and get outta here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fahrenheitrkg | e0uhl7p | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a list of sick numbers?<|eot|><|sost|>Ill iterates <|eost|><|sor|>Take you damn up vote and get outta here.<|eor|><|sor|>What he said<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | e0uqoha | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a list of sick numbers?<|eot|><|sost|>Ill iterates <|eost|><|sor|>I will yield to your humour here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yu2cdy | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux will accept Rust code, but mostly for drivers. For the kernel proper...<|eot|><|sost|>...they're adopting a wait-and-C approach.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | iw89qq1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux will accept Rust code, but mostly for drivers. For the kernel proper...<|eot|><|sost|>...they're adopting a wait-and-C approach.<|eost|><|sor|>Some of these Rust titles look entirely too much like news at first, I forget to check the sub, then have to facepalm.
Nicely done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | adzm | iw8ce5r | <|soss|><|sot|>Linux will accept Rust code, but mostly for drivers. For the kernel proper...<|eot|><|sost|>...they're adopting a wait-and-C approach.<|eost|><|sor|>Wow, that's a crate joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hash255 | drwjp7 | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | f6lvkr3 | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>If you listen to the numbers start at 0 circlejerk, you arent off-by-one ;)<|eor|><|sor|>We're talking about the length though, not the maximum index?<|eor|><|eoss|><|end... | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | feedthedamnbaby | f6li8ey | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>If you listen to the numbers start at 0 circlejerk, you arent off-by-one ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | feedthedamnbaby | f6lvmrm | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>If you listen to the numbers start at 0 circlejerk, you arent off-by-one ;)<|eor|><|sor|>We're talking about the length though, not the maximum index?<|eor|><|sor|>^(Shhh... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jbristow | f6mjxpo | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>If you listen to the numbers start at 0 circlejerk, you arent off-by-one ;)<|eor|><|sor|>We're talking about the length though, not the maximum index?<|eor|><|sor|>Sup, p... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dan-mat | f6llfxg | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>If you listen to the numbers start at 0 circlejerk, you arent off-by-one ;)<|eor|><|sor|>unless you're bound to interface with Fortran or R \*sigh\*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endof... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | computergeek125 | f6mry9r | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Which is in itself an off-by-one error<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | llFLAWLESSll | f6lmlml | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>If you listen to the numbers start at 0 circlejerk, you arent off-by-one ;)<|eor|><|sor|>unless you're bound to interface with Fortran or R \*sigh\*<|eor|><|sor|>Or Matla... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComaVN | f6ln4af | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two hard problems in computer science:<|eot|><|sost|>cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.<|eost|><|sor|>If you listen to the numbers start at 0 circlejerk, you arent off-by-one ;)<|eor|><|sor|>unless you're bound to interface with Fortran or R \*sigh\*<|eor|><|sor|>Or Matla... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Inventoxz | bdg7t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS dev's revenge<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/WroJDHI.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mc8675309 | ekz061a | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS dev's revenge<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/WroJDHI.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So if I center something horizontally I can use this to center it vertically?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 1N07 | el0j456 | <|sols|><|sot|>CSS dev's revenge<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/WroJDHI.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So if I center something horizontally I can use this to center it vertically?<|eor|><|sor|>~~vertical-align: middle;~~
div {
text-align: center;
transform: rotate(90deg);
}
div > span { transform: ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kingofwieners | 8pogf9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pirates code fail to compile?<|eot|><|sost|>They forgot the arrrrrrrrguments.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eyes_and_teeth | e0cwz29 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pirates code fail to compile?<|eot|><|sost|>They forgot the arrrrrrrrguments.<|eost|><|sor|>You can do better :
What is a pirate's favorite programming language?
1st answer: R!
Response: (In pirate voice, of course) Ayyy! A pirate is fond of R to be sure... But the C is his first true lov... | 86 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MonkeyMan92002 | e0d81bm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pirates code fail to compile?<|eot|><|sost|>They forgot the arrrrrrrrguments.<|eost|><|sor|>You can do better :
What is a pirate's favorite programming language?
1st answer: R!
Response: (In pirate voice, of course) Ayyy! A pirate is fond of R to be sure... But the C is his first true lov... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | geo_exe1987 | 10nrcou | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sighlence | j6am1kb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments<|eost|><|sor|>Because they hit a break point.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GregInFl | j6atc65 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments<|eost|><|sor|>They wouldnt return the others call.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | j6arfc3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments<|eost|><|sor|>Things stacked too high<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | j6b9s9t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments<|eost|><|sor|>Their problem can be encapsulated in one sentence:
They realized they were from different classes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FatalError13 | j6c0sh0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the functions stop calling each other?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they had constant arguments<|eost|><|sor|>Their problem can be encapsulated in one sentence:
They realized they were from different classes.<|eor|><|sor|>And they were not friends.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | cxrduq | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LetThereBeNick | eyn01ys | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>This joke could clear a table<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jwillywonkas | eynnkvj | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>If you keep making jokes like this, you might get struct.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | robotomatic | eyn0sl5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>It seems like the new spread operator may be of use here ...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | eyn0up1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>It seems like the new spread operator may be of use here ...<|eor|><|soopr|>Only if we're at an anonymous function<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | eynrp9t | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>If you keep making jokes like this, you might get struct.<|eor|><|soopr|>I'll end up sleeping on the couchdb for sure<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | eyn80zz | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>There's gotta be a method to their madness.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jwillywonkas | eynrqgh | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>If you keep making jokes like this, you might get struct.<|eor|><|soopr|>I'll end up sleeping on the couchdb for sure<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, if that happens, do try to get som... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | roselan | eyn5eb6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>That statement is quite overloaded.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | akaZilong | eynzwzq | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't get why women get mad at me for treating them like objects<|eot|><|sost|>I only do it because they have class<|eost|><|sor|>There's gotta be a method to their madness.<|eor|><|sor|>You are looking too much at her privates<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_Big_Red_Doge | 11kg2is | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke about pointers<|eot|><|sost|>but I dont think youll get the reference<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StormsWindy | jb7gs4q | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke about pointers<|eot|><|sost|>but I dont think youll get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>&joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ososalsosal | jb772yn | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke about pointers<|eot|><|sost|>but I dont think youll get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>It's over there.
...oh shit it was there a second ago?
I hate that my housemates keep moving shit around<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | jb7re47 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke about pointers<|eot|><|sost|>but I dont think youll get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>It's over there.
...oh shit it was there a second ago?
I hate that my housemates keep moving shit around<|eor|><|sor|>It didn't look like you were using it, so I threw it out during garbage collection<|eor... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ButchDeanCA | jb8phd9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke about pointers<|eot|><|sost|>but I dont think youll get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>I C what you did there!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ososalsosal | jb8oidd | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke about pointers<|eot|><|sost|>but I dont think youll get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>It's over there.
...oh shit it was there a second ago?
I hate that my housemates keep moving shit around<|eor|><|sor|>It didn't look like you were using it, so I threw it out during garbage collection<|eor... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PVNIC | jb9tu9g | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke about pointers<|eot|><|sost|>but I dont think youll get the reference<|eost|><|sor|>Here let me show you to the joke: >!nullptr!<<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | 75485i | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yzRPhu | do3lp6t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>import understand<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | here-to-jerk-off | do3oyvi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>import understand<|eor|><|sor|>I get it now<|eor|><|sor|> from understand.util import it
you.get(it)
you.post()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | here-to-jerk-off | do4ylxp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>import understand<|eor|><|sor|>I get it now<|eor|><|sor|> from understand.util import it
you.get(it)
you.post()<|eor|><|sor|>Go jerk off<|eor|><|sor|> >>> from _mcgee import humor
Traceb... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | do3mqzt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>It's one of the easiest languages to write using only a simple code editor like Sublime Text, I don't need to install any IDE (even though for example IDLE and PyCharm are available, I don't feel the nee... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _McGEE | do4yq0a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>import understand<|eor|><|sor|>I get it now<|eor|><|sor|> from understand.util import it
you.get(it)
you.post()<|eor|><|sor|>Go jerk off<|eor|><|sor|> >>> from _mcgee import humor
Traceb... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zilti | do3pcr2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I like calling it Integrated Garbage Environment, because it is terrible.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | A_Jacks_Mind | do3d9k9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Integrated Development & Learning Environment<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zilti | do3phtt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>It's one of the easiest languages to write using only a simple code editor like Sublime Text, I don't need to install any IDE (even though for example IDLE and PyCharm are available, I don't feel the nee... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | do3ghyd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>It's one of the easiest languages to write using only a simple code editor like Sublime Text, I don't need to install any IDE (even though for example IDLE and PyCharm are available, I don't feel the nee... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _McGEE | do4v2pj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>import understand<|eor|><|sor|>I get it now<|eor|><|sor|> from understand.util import it
you.get(it)
you.post()<|eor|><|sor|>Go jerk off<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | do3o6wt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>It's one of the easiest languages to write using only a simple code editor like Sublime Text, I don't need to install any IDE (even though for example IDLE and PyCharm are available, I don't feel the nee... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pink_echoes | doof2y0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I like calling it Integrated Garbage Environment, because it is terrible.<|eor|><|sor|>That's just, like, your opinion, man.<|eor|><|sor|>It's the only editor that ever managed to sc... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Houdiniman111 | do48s1p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I like Python so much?<|eot|><|sost|>I have no IDE<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|soopr|>It's one of the easiest languages to write using only a simple code editor like Sublime Text, I don't need to install any IDE (even though for example IDLE and PyCharm are available, I don't feel the nee... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _iamhamza_ | zog4gc | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nerrickk | j0mq6ko | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | j0n5fja | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, there is NoSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abd53 | j0ndhxy | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, there is NoSQL<|eor|><|sor|>I can make up MySQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nerrickk | j0mwbxh | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>Am I the only one who doesn't get your joke?<|eoopr|><|sor|>SQL is a language to get data from a database. It's pronounced "sequel" by a lot of people, therefore... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | j0nhae9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, there is NoSQL<|eor|><|sor|>It's inherited by your jSON...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j0mu5u5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/g7eaa0/do\_you\_want\_to\_know\_where\_i\_store\_all\_my\_dad\_jokes/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _iamhamza_ | j0mubcv | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/g7eaa0/do\_you\_want\_to\_know\_where\_i\_store\_all\_my\_dad\_jokes/<|eor|><|soopr|>Bummer! I knew somebody must've beat me to it!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | j0n25sz | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/g7eaa0/do\_you\_want\_to\_know\_where\_i\_store\_all\_my\_dad\_jokes/<|eor|><|sor|>All dad-a-bases should be replicated!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 21trumpstreet_ | j0pnmj4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>Am I the only one who doesn't get your joke?<|eoopr|><|sor|>SQL is a language to get data from a database. It's pronounced "sequel" by a lot of people, therefore... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _iamhamza_ | j0mu06l | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>Am I the only one who doesn't get your joke?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chadly- | j0mv4uw | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>Am I the only one who doesn't get your joke?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yep. I'll help out. The medical practitioners keep theirs in a doc-ument store instead.<|eor|><|eoss|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tobb10001 | j0pnz4s | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>Am I the only one who doesn't get your joke?<|eoopr|><|sor|>SQL is a language to get data from a database. It's pronounced "sequel" by a lot of people, therefore... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marcosdumay | j0niudz | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>Am I the only one who doesn't get your joke?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Me neither, people keep talking about squirrels, it doesn't make any sense.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Haunting_Implement62 | j0ohhn8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do dads store all their dad jokes?<|eot|><|sost|>In the dad-a-base<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, you should come up with a SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>Am I the only one who doesn't get your joke?<|eoopr|><|sor|>SQL is a language to get data from a database. It's pronounced "sequel" by a lot of people, therefore... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumbledFox | otf2mq | <|soss|><|sot|>what did the bad programmer say whilst on trial?<|eot|><|sost|>"no comment"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tall_computer | h6vjbyy | <|soss|><|sot|>what did the bad programmer say whilst on trial?<|eot|><|sost|>"no comment"<|eost|><|sor|>Could also have been a really good programmer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hjake123 | h6vto2c | <|soss|><|sot|>what did the bad programmer say whilst on trial?<|eot|><|sost|>"no comment"<|eost|><|sor|>Could also have been a really good programmer<|eor|><|sor|>"It speaks for itself"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bitflung | h6v084w | <|soss|><|sot|>what did the bad programmer say whilst on trial?<|eot|><|sost|>"no comment"<|eost|><|sor|>this is my all time favorite programmerdadjoke. it was a low bar, so don't be too proud, but enjoy being the best in my book.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HearMeSpeakAsIWill | h6wih49 | <|soss|><|sot|>what did the bad programmer say whilst on trial?<|eot|><|sost|>"no comment"<|eost|><|sor|>Could also have been a really good programmer<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm so good I incorporate my comments into variable names"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | h6wn3ev | <|soss|><|sot|>what did the bad programmer say whilst on trial?<|eot|><|sost|>"no comment"<|eost|><|sor|>Could also have been a really good programmer<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm so good I incorporate my comments into variable names"<|eor|><|sor|>The i stands for infinity.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cosoman | h6xqw3x | <|soss|><|sot|>what did the bad programmer say whilst on trial?<|eot|><|sost|>"no comment"<|eost|><|sor|>Could also have been a really good programmer<|eor|><|sor|>I hope it's just sarcasm because "comments are bad" is one of those things bad programmer use as an excuse not to write comments. For example: Even if the c... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neodon | kj9bjh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are compilers so bad at optimizing poker algorithms? Because of their constant folding!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aitchnyu | ggw1hdz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are compilers so bad at optimizing poker algorithms? Because of their constant folding!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There is a DNA joke that could use this punchline<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NehEma | ggwd94l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are compilers so bad at optimizing poker algorithms? Because of their constant folding!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There is a DNA joke that could use this punchline<|eor|><|sor|>And a protein one too \\o<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NehEma | ggwmchx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are compilers so bad at optimizing poker algorithms? Because of their constant folding!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There is a DNA joke that could use this punchline<|eor|><|sor|>And a protein one too \\o<|eor|><|sor|>And a laundry one!<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | codepoet | ggwgbbc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are compilers so bad at optimizing poker algorithms? Because of their constant folding!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There is a DNA joke that could use this punchline<|eor|><|sor|>And a protein one too \\o<|eor|><|sor|>And a laundry one!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | 9o7r6r | <|soss|><|sot|>2 SQL Queries walk into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|>They immediately walk out, because they couldn't find a table.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Donyor | e7s555h | <|soss|><|sot|>2 SQL Queries walk into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|>They immediately walk out, because they couldn't find a table.<|eost|><|sor|>*audibly groans*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Onegodoneloveoneway | e7s7nc2 | <|soss|><|sot|>2 SQL Queries walk into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|>They immediately walk out, because they couldn't find a table.<|eost|><|sor|>They ask the barman "Can we join these tables?" <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | arunk140 | e7sn8uk | <|soss|><|sot|>2 SQL Queries walk into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|>They immediately walk out, because they couldn't find a table.<|eost|><|sor|>They decided to ORDER BY phone<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | roselan | e7sv0x8 | <|soss|><|sot|>2 SQL Queries walk into a bar.<|eot|><|sost|>They immediately walk out, because they couldn't find a table.<|eost|><|sor|>That must be a nosql bar...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _--_-_-___- | 5zi7v1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do anarchists like functional programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no state.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | o11c | dezb0qc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do anarchists like functional programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no state.<|eost|><|sor|>Functional programming just shifts the state from explicit to implicit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bupereira | dezryuc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do anarchists like functional programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no state.<|eost|><|sor|>Functional programming just shifts the state from explicit to implicit.<|eor|><|sor|>You must be fun at parties.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
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