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ProgrammerDadJokes | o11c | dezsmbb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do anarchists like functional programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no state.<|eost|><|sor|>Functional programming just shifts the state from explicit to implicit.<|eor|><|sor|>You must be fun at parties.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, I am! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | katacarbix | deyvu62 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do anarchists like functional programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no state.<|eost|><|sor|>You're damn right. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | o11c | dezsqgx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do anarchists like functional programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it has no state.<|eost|><|sor|>Functional programming just shifts the state from explicit to implicit.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you elaborate? <|eor|><|sor|>Think a little about how functional languages are executed.
With a functional language... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | 5uf2xl | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is the root of -100<|eot|><|sost|>A solid 10 but also imaginary<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nathodood | ddubna9 | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is the root of -100<|eot|><|sost|>A solid 10 but also imaginary<|eost|><|sor|>I think you meant to put this on r/mathjokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DonRobo | dduf93e | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is the root of -100<|eot|><|sost|>A solid 10 but also imaginary<|eost|><|sor|>I think you meant to put this on r/mathjokes<|eor|><|sor|>/r/mathdadjokes
Edit: Holy crap, it actually exists <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bj_christianson | ddv56pa | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is the root of -100<|eot|><|sost|>A solid 10 but also imaginary<|eost|><|sor|>I think you meant to put this on r/mathjokes<|eor|><|sor|>/r/mathdadjokes
Edit: Holy crap, it actually exists <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It exists in the technical sense. The best kind of sense!<|eor|><... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sneakpeekbot | dduf97r | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is the root of -100<|eot|><|sost|>A solid 10 but also imaginary<|eost|><|sor|>I think you meant to put this on r/mathjokes<|eor|><|sor|>/r/mathdadjokes
Edit: Holy crap, it actually exists <|eor|><|sor|>**Here's a sneak peek of [/r/mathdadjokes](https://np.reddit.com/r/mathdadjokes) using t... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SBC_BAD1h | dhx0ghh | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is the root of -100<|eot|><|sost|>A solid 10 but also imaginary<|eost|><|sor|>I think you meant to put this on r/mathjokes<|eor|><|sor|>/r/mathdadjokes
Edit: Holy crap, it actually exists <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|> if sub.posts < 7 then
sub.exists = false
end
hueh... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ok_Balance_4421 | 11lrjug | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | jbdxc8p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|sor|>Good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jbfalp5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|sor|>Why do mongodb developers each lunch alone....<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jbfegn7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|sor|>Why do mongodb developers each lunch alone....<|eor|><|soopr|>why?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Same punchline.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kiril2119 | jbe2uqt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|sor|>Actually laughed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EnumeratedArray | jbhro8a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|sor|>Why do mongodb developers each lunch alone....<|eor|><|sor|>Because there were no tables<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ososalsosal | jbhgp5d | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|sor|>Why do mongodb developers each lunch alone....<|eor|><|soopr|>why?<|eoopr|><|sor|>[object Object]<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wienerbonbons | jbeoc85 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do front end developer eat lunch alone?<|eot|><|sost|>because they don't know how to join tables <|eost|><|sor|>They know well how to join tables, but don't do it because Web SQL is deprecated.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gj60go | <|soss|><|sot|>If Wonder Woman and Spider Man decided to open a DevOps company then what would it be called?<|eot|><|sost|>AWS (Amazon Web Services)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | veggiepirate | fqj2n4u | <|soss|><|sot|>If Wonder Woman and Spider Man decided to open a DevOps company then what would it be called?<|eot|><|sost|>AWS (Amazon Web Services)<|eost|><|sor|>Yes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MadCapEje | fqlbtcp | <|soss|><|sot|>If Wonder Woman and Spider Man decided to open a DevOps company then what would it be called?<|eot|><|sost|>AWS (Amazon Web Services)<|eost|><|sor|>And on the hardware side you have Thor creating the lighting port.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fqld8t8 | <|soss|><|sot|>If Wonder Woman and Spider Man decided to open a DevOps company then what would it be called?<|eot|><|sost|>AWS (Amazon Web Services)<|eost|><|sor|>And on the hardware side you have Thor creating the lighting port.<|eor|><|sor|>And Ant-Man making gifs for ants!<|eor|><|soopr|>And Iron Man maintaining the... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blindedtrickster | fqlcqsd | <|soss|><|sot|>If Wonder Woman and Spider Man decided to open a DevOps company then what would it be called?<|eot|><|sost|>AWS (Amazon Web Services)<|eost|><|sor|>And on the hardware side you have Thor creating the lighting port.<|eor|><|sor|>And Ant-Man making gifs for ants!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fqlsj2p | <|soss|><|sot|>If Wonder Woman and Spider Man decided to open a DevOps company then what would it be called?<|eot|><|sost|>AWS (Amazon Web Services)<|eost|><|sor|>And on the hardware side you have Thor creating the lighting port.<|eor|><|sor|>And Ant-Man making gifs for ants!<|eor|><|soopr|>And Iron Man maintaining the... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ts3ymm | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that simulates converting tabs to spaces in the Linux source.<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel Space Program.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jackinsomniac | i2qjhde | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that simulates converting tabs to spaces in the Linux source.<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel Space Program.<|eost|><|sor|>A KSP joke AND programmer joke in one? It must be my birthday!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | i2pue1q | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that simulates converting tabs to spaces in the Linux source.<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel Space Program.<|eost|><|sor|>I extended to a graphics engine and it caused major Havok.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GitProphet | i2r7khm | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that simulates converting tabs to spaces in the Linux source.<|eot|><|sost|>Kernel Space Program.<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant thead that actually benchmarked the filesize of several indentation variants: https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/auv5mg/file_size_impact_of_tabs_vs_space... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mountainpilot | qdn0m2 | <|soss|><|sot|>PSA: Please be advised that beef stew is no longer an allowable password.<|eot|><|sost|>Its not stroganoff.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hhnu2xs | <|soss|><|sot|>PSA: Please be advised that beef stew is no longer an allowable password.<|eot|><|sost|>Its not stroganoff.<|eost|><|sor|>but it's probably salted on most modern web sites<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ttam | hhopjxg | <|soss|><|sot|>PSA: Please be advised that beef stew is no longer an allowable password.<|eot|><|sost|>Its not stroganoff.<|eost|><|sor|>I tried to set mine as "fortnight" but was told it's two week<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hhpc2ay | <|soss|><|sot|>PSA: Please be advised that beef stew is no longer an allowable password.<|eot|><|sost|>Its not stroganoff.<|eost|><|sor|>If you need a password with eight characters, try Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ruffy91 | hhnkzew | <|soss|><|sot|>PSA: Please be advised that beef stew is no longer an allowable password.<|eot|><|sost|>Its not stroganoff.<|eost|><|sor|>Also penis is too short<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | meop6g | <|soss|><|sot|>When Batman has to fight the Joker now, he outsources it to programmers from the 1970s<|eot|><|sost|>They're good at punching cards.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kyn21kx | gsjdzyf | <|soss|><|sot|>When Batman has to fight the Joker now, he outsources it to programmers from the 1970s<|eot|><|sost|>They're good at punching cards.<|eost|><|sor|>Alright, this one is really good<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | gsjmaa0 | <|soss|><|sot|>When Batman has to fight the Joker now, he outsources it to programmers from the 1970s<|eot|><|sost|>They're good at punching cards.<|eost|><|sor|>That's a programmer comic book nerd dad joke.
r/pcbndj<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Soben | gsjf8cp | <|soss|><|sot|>When Batman has to fight the Joker now, he outsources it to programmers from the 1970s<|eot|><|sost|>They're good at punching cards.<|eost|><|sor|>Alright, this one is really good<|eor|><|sor|>Your comment made it for me<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | e3-po | auwotn | <|soss|><|sot|>Tabs are definitely better than spaces...<|eot|><|sost|>For all indents and purposes. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrancescoQuagliati | ehb3h36 | <|soss|><|sot|>Tabs are definitely better than spaces...<|eot|><|sost|>For all indents and purposes. <|eost|><|sor|>I also prefer a tab when at work
https://youtu.be/siaxGjttoVM<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Koolau | 8jt0pd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PeenuttButler | dz28ynj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>20! (hex) = 2432902008176640000 (hex) = 10683619743539375898624 (dec)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shruggie1401 | dz291z5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>20! (hex) = 2432902008176640000 (hex) = 10683619743539375898624 (dec)<|eor|><|sor|>r/unexpectedfactorial<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shruggie1401 | dz2dc9a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>20! (hex) = 2432902008176640000 (hex) = 10683619743539375898624 (dec)<|eor|><|sor|>r/unexpectedfactorial<|eor|><|sor|>Why<|eor|><|sor|>Op said theyre 20! In hex, but last time I checked 32d is not 20h ... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beleg_tal | dz3bz4j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>They're only a bit younger than 64 year old programmers though...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mercurial_Illusion | dz2pjot | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>20! (hex) = 2432902008176640000 (hex) = 10683619743539375898624 (dec)<|eor|><|sor|>r/unexpectedfactorial<|eor|><|sor|>Why<|eor|><|sor|>A factorial in math is denoted by !
When a math fan sees a number... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _Waffle99 | dz2cx8o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>20! (hex) = 2432902008176640000 (hex) = 10683619743539375898624 (dec)<|eor|><|sor|>r/unexpectedfactorial<|eor|><|sor|>Why<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mercurial_Illusion | dz2pbtu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>20! (hex) = 2432902008176640000 (hex) = 10683619743539375898624 (dec)<|eor|><|sor|>It's not the bot that caught it and it's in a different base...I am so happy right now<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sandwich247 | dz2hy4p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>20! (hex) = 2432902008176640000 (hex) = 10683619743539375898624 (dec)<|eor|><|sor|>r/unexpectedfactorial<|eor|><|sor|>Why<|eor|><|sor|>! is the symbol used for factorials.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | svennadler | dz66ecv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do 32 year old programmers act so young?<|eot|><|sost|>Because in hex theyre only 20!<|eost|><|sor|>But when it comes to installing new Windows in the kitchen for their wife, they suddenly act like theyre x86<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SnooMachines9969 | l3b5xe | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gkcvg0h | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>In Poland we use "Dupa" as a placeholder and this makes me real proud.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Czuponga | gkd3t50 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>In Poland we use "Dupa" as a placeholder and this makes me real proud.<|eor|><|sor|>Its all fun and games, until it come up as a suggestion for input during demo with client<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AGI_69 | gkd9pii | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>And they tap out at the Space Bar<|eor|><|sor|>Drinks for everyone, I will pick up the Tab<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gkdacth | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>In Poland we use "Dupa" as a placeholder and this makes me real proud.<|eor|><|sor|>What does it mean?<|eor|><|sor|>Ass<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PityUpvote | gkdd38i | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>I work at a uni CS department, and we have/had a student-run pub called the FooBar.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zilti | gkd98s2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>In Poland we use "Dupa" as a placeholder and this makes me real proud.<|eor|><|sor|>What does it mean?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SnooMachines9969 | gkdbfwj | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>And they tap out at the Space Bar<|eor|><|soopr|>
Would you Enter in that bar?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | gkdkrex | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>And they tap out at the Space Bar<|eor|><|soopr|>
Would you Enter in that bar?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I have no control so think Id escape.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gkdaj97 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>In Poland we use "Dupa" as a placeholder and this makes me real proud.<|eor|><|sor|>Its all fun and games, until it come up as a suggestion for input during demo with client<|eor|><|sor|>Well that would be funny wouldn't ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Czuponga | gkdcl8h | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>In Poland we use "Dupa" as a placeholder and this makes me real proud.<|eor|><|sor|>Its all fun and games, until it come up as a suggestion for input during demo with client<|eor|><|sor|>Well that would be funny wouldn't ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gkf803x | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>And they tap out at the Space Bar<|eor|><|soopr|>
Would you Enter in that bar?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I have no control so think Id escape.<|eor|><|sor|>Just shift on out of there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gkfcr3x | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>And they tap out at the Space Bar<|eor|><|soopr|>
Would you Enter in that bar?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I have no control so think Id escape.<|eor|><|sor|>Just shift on out of there<|eor|><|sor|>Through the windows?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | meestal | gkdjsjp | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>I work at a uni CS department, and we have/had a student-run pub called the FooBar.<|eor|><|sor|>Leiden?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Noobfortress | gkfcovz | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>And they tap out at the Space Bar<|eor|><|soopr|>
Would you Enter in that bar?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I have no control so think Id escape.<|eor|><|sor|>Just shift on out of there<|eor|><|sor|>Through the windows?<|eor|><|eoss|... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA | gkg1t0x | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>And they tap out at the Space Bar<|eor|><|soopr|>
Would you Enter in that bar?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I have no control so think Id escape.<|eor|><|sor|>Just shift on out of there<|eor|><|sor|>Through the windows?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | coconuts_and_lime | gkfap46 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know what foo bar is, and at this point I am too afraid to ask<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dsbenjamin | gkhfeev | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know what foo bar is, and at this point I am too afraid to ask<|eor|><|sor|>F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition. Its actually a military term that has been used frequently as the naming convention for a random variab... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RCRalph | gkdhb3x | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?<|eot|><|sost|>Foo Bar<|eost|><|sor|>In Poland we use "Dupa" as a placeholder and this makes me real proud.<|eor|><|sor|>Its all fun and games, until it come up as a suggestion for input during demo with client<|eor|><|sor|>Well that would be funny wouldn't ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jackeea | l0vol6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | gjvx7vg | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd:
https://xkcd.com/138/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bonafidebob | gjvxf8i | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>> does anyone have any pointers?
No, but I'll help you find some references...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rbprogrammer | gjwkq4r | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd:
https://xkcd.com/138/<|eor|><|sor|>Damn! I wasted my free Silver on another post just minutes before finding this obligatory "Relevant XKCD" comment.
Edit: ho... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zaprutertape | gjw8tpc | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd:
https://xkcd.com/138/<|eor|><|sor|>Always<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rimsky82 | gjwcf20 | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Someone could make a List<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | gjwtyh1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd:
https://xkcd.com/138/<|eor|><|sor|>Damn! I wasted my free Silver on another post just minutes before finding this obligatory "Relevant XKCD" comment.
Edit: ho... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dffle | gjy3w9f | <|soss|><|sot|>Need help finding the location in memory where my variables are stored<|eot|><|sost|>does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd:
https://xkcd.com/138/<|eor|><|sor|>Damn! I wasted my free Silver on another post just minutes before finding this obligatory "Relevant XKCD" comment.
Edit: ho... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xysp1o | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | disperso | iripgiz | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and GTFO of here. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iriqvv6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and GTFO of here. <|eor|><|soopr|>Oh there's `more` where that came from.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | irir2kd | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Less is more better?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iriuk6u | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Less is more better?<|eor|><|soopr|>More or less...<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | M2rsho | irk12mq | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>```
> cat THIS_POST | less
Less is best
(END)
```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | irjom22 | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Less is more better?<|eor|><|sor|>less is more than more but most is more than less.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TkNYIA | iriyjtt | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upvote and GTFO of here. <|eor|><|soopr|>Oh there's `more` where that came from.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Please do share.<|eor... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyOthrUsrnmIsABook | irlus6w | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently, the source for the commandline program "less" is the safest, most secure codebase ever analyzed.<|eot|><|sost|>It turns out `less` code means fewer bugs.<|eost|><|sor|>```
> cat THIS_POST | less
Less is best
(END)
```<|eor|><|sor|>isn't that an antipattern? you could just write > less THIS\_P... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | nz8i5o | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HearMeSpeakAsIWill | h1oaw7r | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for the pointer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA | h1om947 | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for the pointer<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed, very classy of them to share.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boredcircuits | h1op0mh | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for the pointer<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed, very classy of them to share.<|eor|><|sor|>vector<|eor|><|sor|>Vector? I hardly know her!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | whattheclap | h1omg5a | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for the pointer<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed, very classy of them to share.<|eor|><|sor|>vector<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | h1p9aok | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for the pointer<|eor|><|soopr|>&welcome<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mabi19_ | h1pf8ny | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|sor|>Garbage collections was invented for Lisp in 1959<|eor|><|sor|>And C++ doesn't use it, cleaning up is deterministic.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xXx_-SWAG_LORD-_xXx | h1onhtk | <|soss|><|sot|>C++ programmers are the most eco friendly.<|eot|><|sost|>They know quite a lot about disposing garbage values.<|eost|><|sor|>Thanks for the pointer<|eor|><|sor|>Did you collect it?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | seagulls_arent_real | 9rshes | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do URLs go for drinks?<|eot|><|sost|>The address bar!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | e8jmhff | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do URLs go for drinks?<|eot|><|sost|>The address bar!<|eost|><|sor|>Hope they brought enough cache <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | e8jn1v3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do URLs go for drinks?<|eot|><|sost|>The address bar!<|eost|><|sor|>Hope they brought enough cache <|eor|><|sor|>They'll have to share their cookies with the host, though <|eor|><|sor|>Good beer at the bar I hear, not too much <head> and rich <body><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | scrollhax | e8jv8gf | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do URLs go for drinks?<|eot|><|sost|>The address bar!<|eost|><|sor|>*Sigh*
...upvotes <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | s0nqr3 | 984a63 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Epace | e4d5meu | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Xendrak | e4d964u | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beckerwp | e4ddf9z | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|sor|>I AC what you did there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
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