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ProgrammerDadJokes | Xendrak | e4dilet | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|sor|>I AC what you did there.<|eor|><|sor|>A shocking observation<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Hobi_Wan_Kenobi | e4dsrwn | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|sor|>I AC what you did there.<|eor|><|sor|>A shocking observation<|eor|><|sor|>This pun chain bytes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftex... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alakazamafoo | e4du1bl | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|sor|>I AC what you did there.<|eor|><|sor|>A shocking observation<|eor|><|sor|>This pun chain bytes<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe a lit... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chaser456 | e4ep8zm | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>Actually they do have a commercial gig<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | e4e4ehz | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|sor|>I AC what you did there.<|eor|><|sor|>A shocking observation<|eor|><|sor|>This pun chain bytes<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe a lit... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SixBeeps | e4e6aum | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know there is a band called 1023MB?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't have a gig yet though.<|eost|><|sor|>When they do, they will wav to their fans.<|eor|><|sor|>That hertz<|eor|><|sor|>I AC what you did there.<|eor|><|sor|>A shocking observation<|eor|><|sor|>This pun chain bytes<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe a lit... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | misterZalli | 7vgw94 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | seventyodd | dtsg3iw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They didn't have any authenticity
\\_()_/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LimbRetrieval-Bot | dtsg3p9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They didn't have any authenticity
\\_()_/<|eor|><|sor|>You dropped this \
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^^To ^^prevent ^^any ^^more ^^lost ^^limbs ^^throughout ^^Reddit, ^^correctly ^^escape ^^the ^^arms ^^an... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tfofurn | dtthtc2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>"Alice and Bob's? Yeah, I remember that place. Only restaurant I ever saw that had Diffie-Hellman's mayonnaise." <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LimbRetrieval-Bot | dtsgyjo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They didn't have any authenticity
\\_()_/<|eor|><|sor|>You dropped this \
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^^To ^^prevent ^^any ^^more ^^lost ^^limbs ^^throughout ^^Reddit, ^^correctly ^^escape ^^the ^^arms ^^an... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Plasmacubed | dtskv23 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They didn't have any authenticity
\\_()_/<|eor|><|sor|>You dropped this \
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^^To ^^prevent ^^any ^^more ^^lost ^^limbs ^^throughout ^^Reddit, ^^correctly ^^escape ^^the ^^arms ^^an... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eva_Heaven | dtsgy12 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They didn't have any authenticity
\\_()_/<|eor|><|sor|>You dropped this \
***
^^To ^^prevent ^^any ^^more ^^lost ^^limbs ^^throughout ^^Reddit, ^^correctly ^^escape ^^the ^^arms ^^an... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | dttfmpo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They didn't have any authenticity
\\_()_/<|eor|><|sor|>You dropped this \
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^^To ^^prevent ^^any ^^more ^^lost ^^limbs ^^throughout ^^Reddit, ^^correctly ^^escape ^^the ^^arms ^^an... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shrek_Wins | dttkaif | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They lost the private key<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Natanael_L | dttvhxx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>Eve stole their recipes
Their restaurant chain had way too many forks<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | twat_and_spam | dtteo2b | <|soss|><|sot|>Why was the cryptography themed restaurant forced to close down?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much salt and hash.<|eost|><|sor|>They didn't have any authenticity
\\_()_/<|eor|><|sor|>You dropped this \
***
^^To ^^prevent ^^any ^^more ^^lost ^^limbs ^^throughout ^^Reddit, ^^correctly ^^escape ^^the ^^arms ^^an... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | uq135w | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | faiface | i8okwo8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>Cuz it adds down<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RandomUser03 | i8ow3c5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>I, for one, say ah fuck<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | germansnowman | i8otr3u | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>Cuz it adds down<|eor|><|sor|>Or around, even.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | i8pmug7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>No need to be so negative about it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AdultingGoneMild | i8pqcs3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>Cuz it adds down<|eor|><|sor|>no need to be negative<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Loading-error_404 | i8q1g8f | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>The higher the value the larger the fallout<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marcosdumay | i8qnij6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>No need to be so negative about it<|eor|><|sor|>He never meant to be.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i8rm6x4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a programmer say when there's a mysterious integer overflow bug?<|eot|><|sost|>It just doesn't add up.<|eost|><|sor|>The higher the value the larger the fallout<|eor|><|sor|>The bigger they are, the harder they fault?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | realsidg | igxl1w | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | g2wu7mw | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can you at least give us some pointers?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | samu698 | g2wlxa6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can't you compile it for us :(<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DOMINATORLORD9872 | g2x148r | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can you at least give us some pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>You're not even in the same class!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JasonRice666 | g2wj539 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Its so hard not to downvote every joke here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AMisteryMan | g2x26va | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can you at least give us some pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>You're not even in the same class!<|eor|><|sor|>At least he has some struct-ure in his life.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kugelblitz42 | g2xmb98 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Wow. I can C it's a joke. But with class.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RepulsiveSheep | g2xamva | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can you at least give us some pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>You're not even in the same class!<|eor|><|sor|>At least he has some struct-ure in his life.<|eor|><|sor|>See you at the class re-union!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DOMINATORLORD9872 | g2xlvvq | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can you at least give us some pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>You're not even in the same class!<|eor|><|sor|>At least he has some struct-ure in his life.<|eor|><|sor|>See you at the class re-union!<|eor|><|sor|>If I can 'allocate' enough tim... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | g2xno7p | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>This joke will be embedded in my memory. Thanks.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm-me-your-smile- | g2y8olc | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can't you compile it for us :(<|eor|><|sor|>Its been seven hours. Is the compilation done?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JPSgfx | g2ycki2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can't you compile it for us :(<|eor|><|sor|>Its been seven hours. Is the compilation done?<|eor|><|sor|>That's a Rust joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yummy_butter | g2xx1ur | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Can you at least give us some pointers?<|eor|><|sor|>It'll give you segmentation fault.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vrykolakoi | g2x329h | <|soss|><|sot|>I have C++ joke,<|eot|><|sost|>nvm you can't interpret it<|eost|><|sor|>Is it the D?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Klikini | 6nb432 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Vizioso | dk8i3q8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>ORDER BY asking politely.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | graycube | dk8ircz | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>ORDER BY asking politely.<|eor|><|sor|>WHERE
beach is not null
GROUP BY
good_friends<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mastermindxs | dk8tb90 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>ORDER BY asking politely.<|eor|><|sor|>WHERE
beach is not null
GROUP BY
good_friends<|eor|><|sor|>HAVING fun<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DPersonalized | dk9wpjr | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>I like to have a vast range of drinks to SELECT FROM.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sandwich247 | dk8h7sn | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>Nice. This is the perfect level joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | elus | dk9wula | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>INSERT INTO yourmom<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DokterZ | dk9ylha | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>I like to have a vast range of drinks to SELECT FROM.<|eor|><|sor|>It a bad idea to do a SELECT * FROM DRINKS.
Source: am DBA and am from Wisconsin.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rooski15 | dk9ybw4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a database programmer's favorite alcoholic drink?<|eot|><|sost|>Daqueries<|eost|><|sor|>ORDER BY asking politely.<|eor|><|sor|>WHERE
beach is not null
GROUP BY
good_friends<|eor|><|sor|>HAVING fun<|eor|><|sor|>LIMIT 5<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SkuttleStudios | xtrsye | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the gender of a quantum computer?<|eot|><|sost|>well... it's non-binary<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AdultingGoneMild | iqrvccu | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the gender of a quantum computer?<|eot|><|sost|>well... it's non-binary<|eost|><|sor|>it depends.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morpipls | iqs11sr | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the gender of a quantum computer?<|eot|><|sost|>well... it's non-binary<|eost|><|sor|>Qubits, short for "queer bits"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iqtmbxh | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the gender of a quantum computer?<|eot|><|sost|>well... it's non-binary<|eost|><|sor|>It's gender-superfluid.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EvilWizard99 | iqsksh7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the gender of a quantum computer?<|eot|><|sost|>well... it's non-binary<|eost|><|sor|>did you just assume my spin rotation superposition?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | iqs1ot5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the gender of a quantum computer?<|eot|><|sost|>well... it's non-binary<|eost|><|sor|>it depends.<|eor|><|sor|>Only when it gets old.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | odhegu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did a group of VCs refuse to invest in a startup company which is trying to build a new CPU architecture?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much RISC.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SeanFierce | h4210b4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did a group of VCs refuse to invest in a startup company which is trying to build a new CPU architecture?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much RISC.<|eost|><|sor|>Because it would cost an ARM and a LAG?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mach_i_nist | h42t3ub | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did a group of VCs refuse to invest in a startup company which is trying to build a new CPU architecture?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much RISC.<|eost|><|sor|>My Intel says differently<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | skridge2 | h40uom5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did a group of VCs refuse to invest in a startup company which is trying to build a new CPU architecture?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much RISC.<|eost|><|sor|>charlie dont websurf?
wrong vc?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HearMeSpeakAsIWill | h42fvq1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did a group of VCs refuse to invest in a startup company which is trying to build a new CPU architecture?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much RISC.<|eost|><|sor|>Unfortunately due to lack of funding the project got x86ed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | csjc2011 | h432xi3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did a group of VCs refuse to invest in a startup company which is trying to build a new CPU architecture?<|eot|><|sost|>Too much RISC.<|eost|><|sor|>My Intel says differently<|eor|><|sor|>AMD, thats a wrap.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | statisticus | nr20kn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer mix up Christmas and Halloween?<|eot|><|sost|>Because DEC25 = OCT31<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | h0fwrhs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer mix up Christmas and Halloween?<|eot|><|sost|>Because DEC25 = OCT31<|eost|><|sor|>Classic joke from probably the 60s<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AmpyeriDracula | h0euoae | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer mix up Christmas and Halloween?<|eot|><|sost|>Because DEC25 = OCT31<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>25 is written 31 if you use an octal base instead of decimal: 25=3*8+1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fluencer | h0gfa1r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer mix up Christmas and Halloween?<|eot|><|sost|>Because DEC25 = OCT31<|eost|><|sor|>I save this one for the holidays to show off to family that I am smart.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kutsen39 | h0etmq1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer mix up Christmas and Halloween?<|eot|><|sost|>Because DEC25 = OCT31<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | statisticus | h0hg5g3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer mix up Christmas and Halloween?<|eot|><|sost|>Because DEC25 = OCT31<|eost|><|sor|>Classic joke from probably the 60s<|eor|><|soopr|>I wouldn't be surprised. Can't remember when I first heard it.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LoyalSage | h0gv0oi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer mix up Christmas and Halloween?<|eot|><|sost|>Because DEC25 = OCT31<|eost|><|sor|>Only works if your kids knows octal
Edit: I meant octal<|eor|><|sor|>Actually I think youll find it works quite well if they know decimal and octal but not binary.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | case-o-dea | evmmim | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a friend not to worry about memory management on tests<|eot|><|sost|>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | ffx2mg8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a friend not to worry about memory management on tests<|eot|><|sost|>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.<|eost|><|sor|>>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.
A pointer to what?<|eor|><|sor|>A pointer two<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MesePudenda | ffwzys8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a friend not to worry about memory management on tests<|eot|><|sost|>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.<|eost|><|sor|>>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.
A pointer to what?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | case-o-dea | ffx3i4f | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a friend not to worry about memory management on tests<|eot|><|sost|>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.<|eost|><|sor|>>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.
A pointer to what?<|eor|><|sor|>A pointer two<|eor|><|soopr|>couldnt have said it better myself<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DJKent | ffyc8ad | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a friend not to worry about memory management on tests<|eot|><|sost|>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.<|eost|><|sor|>Meh, thats all garbage anyway.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | ffy8oxm | <|soss|><|sot|>I told a friend not to worry about memory management on tests<|eot|><|sost|>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.<|eost|><|sor|>>Worst case, hed lose a pointer two.
A pointer to what?<|eor|><|sor|>A pointer two<|eor|><|soopr|>couldnt have said it better myself<|eoopr|><|sor|>Pointer: "We just want to be f... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TuxGamer | 8w4raf | <|soss|><|sot|>Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | benwatkinsart | e1svz5e | <|soss|><|sot|>Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You expected a reddit post to be original?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Supernerdje | e1tk3e7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>That's clever, too bad somebody ruined it by commenting.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TuxGamer | e1spnoc | <|soss|><|sot|>Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Whoops, it's new in this sub though. According to the Reddit search<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | imguralbumbot | e1soxo8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>^(Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image)
**https://i.imgur.com/RLJHtWP.jpg**
^^[Source](https://github.com/AUTplayed/imguralbumbot) ^^| ^^[Why?](https://github.com/A... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNoahbearZone | e1tbuv7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Whoops, it's new in this sub though. According to the Reddit search<|eoopr|><|sor|>Post the image next time, my dude<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | dgz7so | <|sols|><|sot|>Well played...(public transport company).<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/0iYEfGJ<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | McNerdius | f3h1ves | <|sols|><|sot|>Well played...(public transport company).<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/0iYEfGJ<|eol|><|sor|>read that as "FARTIQ" at first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RobotTimeTraveller | f3glbx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well played...(public transport company).<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/0iYEfGJ<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it :(<|eor|><|sor|>The Travelling Salesman is a common problem in graph theory. In a nutshell, a salesman must travel between a number of cities using the shortest route possible. In practical terms,... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | f3g1t38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well played...(public transport company).<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/0iYEfGJ<|eol|><|soopr|>(not affiliated in any way with that company, didn't even know them before today but thought this was funny).<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sanders0492 | f3i15dn | <|sols|><|sot|>Well played...(public transport company).<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/0iYEfGJ<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it :(<|eor|><|sor|>To add to the other answer, the Traveling Salesman problem grows so fast that the perfect solution is extremely hard to find.
So if the Traveling Salesman trusts FAIRTIQ as the be... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Minzkraut | f3gk58q | <|sols|><|sot|>Well played...(public transport company).<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/0iYEfGJ<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bullshitwascalled | f3in6yj | <|sols|><|sot|>Well played...(public transport company).<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/0iYEfGJ<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A* ?<|eor|><|sor|>random.shuffle()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nerd_of_gods | a28mcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neptunetheorangecat | eaw3ekl | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|sor|>But not this math<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Goheeca | eaw54z1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|sor|>But not this math<|eor|><|sor|>\*Slaps a hypercomputer\* this bad boy can fit so many Turing machines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bowersbros | eaw77m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do recognize the symbol aleph, but I don't get the joke.. What doeas all that has to do with sets? Or am I missiing something?
Edit: By "sets" i mean mathematical sets<|eor|><|sor|>ale... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalinrj | eaw6q2x | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do recognize the symbol aleph, but I don't get the joke.. What doeas all that has to do with sets? Or am I missiing something?
Edit: By "sets" i mean mathematical sets<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | eawdxze | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|sor|>/r/mathdadjokes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalinrj | eaw7lgk | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do recognize the symbol aleph, but I don't get the joke.. What doeas all that has to do with sets? Or am I missiing something?
Edit: By "sets" i mean mathematical sets<|eor|><|sor|>ale... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nerd_of_gods | eawlovr | <|sols|><|sot|>Maths is close enough to programming for this dad joke?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1op5rffpfr121.png<|eol|><|sor|>/r/mathdadjokes<|eor|><|soopr|>/r/ofcoursethatsathing<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | tdst8v | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Goheeca | i0lkahd | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good!
However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | i0n48q4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good!
However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | i0n2yix | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good!
However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mattsowa | i0lsdke | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Can I refer back to you though?<|eor|><|sor|>No references please. I prefer automatic garbage collection<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
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