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ProgrammerDadJokes | Goheeca | i0n3xwg | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good!
However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Goheeca | i0n4s90 | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good!
However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EvilWizard99 | i0lpu4v | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Can I refer back to you though?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | i0n52ao | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good!
However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_me_ur_happy_traiI | i0n04kk | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>What a character.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 6b86b3ac03c167320d93 | i0niqz1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good!
However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ste_3d_ven | r78qyn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Muhznit | hmz9s7g | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|sor|>Couldn't he just `chown $USER /lib`?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | valendinosaurus | hmxqzrc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|sor|>nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pandahjs | hmyofis | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|sor|>Hahahaha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mithrandir_14 | ivzmjh | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jess-sch | g5uzhrd | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>Alpine.
I really like the smell of fresh, cold air.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | g5usl6c | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PianistTemporary | g5y1de0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>Arch smells like a construction site<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mithrandir_14 | g5ym4ok | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|soopr|>Windows, love the smell of overheated metal chassis<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | codepoet | g5ut3b3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>BeOS was pretty sweet.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Atemu12 | g5vksqa | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>Darwin would probably smell of Apples<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | g5uxgou | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>AirOSol smells nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | prototrout | 6x4vab | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EveningNewbs | dmddjxm | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|sor|>I was going to brace myself for the bad pun, but then I remembered it was about Python.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA | dmdwxgn | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>`IntendationError: unintended indent`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | caskey | dmdc5o4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|sor|> Python is for programming
the way
Guido indented it. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tschach | 126cz0x | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | azronio | je905ss | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bullshitwascalled | jeb1h50 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>No! Bad Wolf.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Neon_44 | je9ycgd | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>Or play Ocarina of Time. Also had plenty of oversized-from-the-inside buildings :)<|eor|><|sor|>I mean... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FalafelSnorlax | jebu96b | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>The magic word at the start of the file should be WOLF (word of legitimate file) identifying it as a valid .tar.dis file. If the magic is missing, the obvious error message i... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dodexahedron | jeb2sdo | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>But Doctor Who?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hexbatch | jecj2mp | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>> People assume that **coding** is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dodexahedron | jeb87mj | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>But Doctor Who?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>DOC.TOR. WHO? DOC.TOR. WHO?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Conscious_Inside6021 | je9dp5n | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is a sin, go to the church naked to repent for your sin.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DOOManiac | jebqrrg | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>Open a new file and I dont know what it does? Allons-y!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MEI232 | je9al60 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>Lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morpipls | kli1pl | <|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | usernumber1337 | gh9yhg3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>I always celebrate Christmas at Halloween because DEC 25 is OCT 31<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | gh9jgdq | <|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>I had a boxing day too, but all I did was dynamically allocate memory in rust.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gh9bi41 | <|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>This is awesome<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gh9hb2h | <|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm still looking for Mike Tyson...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TerribleBandicoot | facwfq | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Argurth_Fr | fix7ro2 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | he77789 | fiz23sv | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Then go to the Visual Studio<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nizo_GTO | fiy9bub | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Get out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Al_Gor1thm | fiyeg7j | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Hm.. maybe drink some coffee?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, he needs to see an optician, go to the *Visual Studio*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spankleberry | fiyzh1t | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>/r/therealjoke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | christianarg | fizqflc | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Then go to the Visual Studio<|eor|><|sor|>This is getting worse on every comment... Have an upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pikalaxalt | czyrga | <|soss|><|sot|>If you're going to use a floating point variable on a 32-bit machine without a dedicated fpu...<|eot|><|sost|>You'd better prepare for trouble \
And make it double.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | statiq77 | ez7lyi4 | <|soss|><|sot|>If you're going to use a floating point variable on a 32-bit machine without a dedicated fpu...<|eot|><|sost|>You'd better prepare for trouble \
And make it double.<|eost|><|sor|>+1 for the team rocket reference<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thunderFD | ez6xads | <|soss|><|sot|>If you're going to use a floating point variable on a 32-bit machine without a dedicated fpu...<|eot|><|sost|>You'd better prepare for trouble \
And make it double.<|eost|><|sor|>oh man..<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | 11j7nup | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fghjconner | jb1v3pc | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>A Daemon<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Xen0byte | jb1vkx8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>The first thing that came to mind was "ghost in the machine".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | jb329j6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>You need to perform an XOR-cism, then setup a robotghosts.txt to prevent it from repossessing your server.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jb2lisq | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>And when it chooses a specific browser to haunt on the client side: Phantom of the Opera.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gosoccerboy5 | xdria9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FreshlyScrapedSmegma | iocnb5j | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, I'd give you credit for that, but it's honestly kind of... a common table expression.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam_matt | iocuw6h | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | iocv8el | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh come on! It should have been:
Everything was great except NoSQL.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gosoccerboy5 | iocnf88 | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, I'd give you credit for that, but it's honestly kind of... a common table expression.<|eor|><|soopr|>I hope I am able to INSERT a pun into this conversation<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|e... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mrs_Bobcat | ioczcd1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam_matt | iod1lus | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure if I can COMMIT to a new friendship right now<|e... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NotGoodNotBadJustOk | iocun3w | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, I'd give you credit for that, but it's honestly kind of... a common table expression.<|eor|><|soopr|>I hope I am able to INSERT a pun into this conversation<|eoopr|><|sor|>SELE... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dodexahedron | iodljq7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure if I can COMMIT to a new friendship right now<|e... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | iod5kh8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh come on! It should have been:
Everything was great except NoSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>A good movie doesnt need NoSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mrs_Bobcat | iocziup | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>BTW, was there a submersible in this movie? <- This is a SUBQUERY.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iocprgq | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>SQLs are rarely as good as the original anyway. [https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/psf7be/why\_did\_the\_dba\_go\_back\_to\_studying\_relational/](https://www.redd... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | ioe382b | <|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure if I can COMMIT to a new friendship right now<|e... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kickypie | vynlst | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AFew10_9TooMany | ig3asaa | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|sor|>**He keeps dropping dat** ^a **base**<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ddruganov | ig3lvhz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|sor|>Sequelrillex huh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dritter31 | ig42dp0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|sor|>Sequelrillex huh<|eor|><|sor|>Esscueellrillex doesn't work either <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Soaper123 | b98qh2 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend();
Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Redstoner | ek31krf | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend();
Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|sor|>No, more like
AbstractGirlfriendFactoryFactory agff=GirlfriendFactoryFactory.getInstance();
AbstractGirlfriendFactory agf=agff.getFactory(this);... | 125 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | attanai | ek3i95x | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend();
Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|sor|>No, more like
AbstractGirlfriendFactoryFactory agff=GirlfriendFactoryFactory.getInstance();
AbstractGirlfriendFactory agf=agff.getFactory(this);... | 76 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | psydave | ek4lr0b | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend();
Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|sor|>But you can't create an instance of an interface. You need a service locator to create an instance of Girlfriend for you first.
And using a mock Girlfr... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | tr2p4p | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlarmingBarrier | i2l96wb | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>And it has no notion of private ownership!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eluvatar_the_second | i2l0x91 | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | azephrahel | i2l47rv | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i2lu8j2 | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | leo848blume | i2m2exl | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>Based comrade. Let's C ze the means of production!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | i2ptzby | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>It's a good idea in theory, but not in practice.
So it's a danger to everyone who use it.<|eor|><|sor|>Some people here have no sense of humour.<|eor|><|soopr|>Comedians don't ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | electricmammoth | i2lohuy | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | electricmammoth | i2lvl37 | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i2lvtz0 | <|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kopjuvurut | g4q0y4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | fnyw6jd | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal.
Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DrNordicus | fnz27cx | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal.
Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how ... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | whattheclap | fnz1gnk | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal.
Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how ... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neodel | fnyvxg6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DrNordicus | fnz2j8u | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal.
Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | happinessiseasy | fo1dtc0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>not a C++ or C# user, whats the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection in C# "frees" memory for you, whereas you are (generally) repsonsible for freeing it yourself in C++.<|e... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DrNordicus | fnz53ck | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how would writing classes that use :: or . differ?<|eor|><|sor|>It's about namespaces.
. Actually accesses a m... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | happinessiseasy | fo1bh6k | <|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Its easier because now you can see sharp.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FxE_TheAssassin | fuxl6b | <|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally... | 241 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Yogi_Kat | fmgy5b3 | <|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally... | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | According_to_all_kn | fmhj6aj | <|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fakebytheocean | fmhhivp | <|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blah4812 | 84g9gq | <|soss|><|sot|>why do women prefer node devs?<|eot|><|sost|>because they always callback<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Alonski | dvpe93o | <|soss|><|sot|>why do women prefer node devs?<|eot|><|sost|>because they always callback<|eost|><|sor|>Because they never break a promise <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blah4812 | dvplcij | <|soss|><|sot|>why do women prefer node devs?<|eot|><|sost|>because they always callback<|eost|><|sor|>Because they never break a promise <|eor|><|soopr|>lol nice!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
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