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ProgrammerDadJokes
Goheeca
i0n3xwg
<|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good! However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Goheeca
i0n4s90
<|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good! However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio...
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EvilWizard99
i0lpu4v
<|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Can I refer back to you though?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
r_notfound
i0n52ao
<|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good! However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pm_me_ur_happy_traiI
i0n04kk
<|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>What a character.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
6b86b3ac03c167320d93
i0niqz1
<|soss|><|sot|>I think string literals are the worst invention ever.<|eot|><|sost|>Don't quote me on that.<|eost|><|sor|>Good! However, there's no problem: `'(I think string literals are the worst invention ever.)`<|eor|><|sor|>Gah! Mismatched quotes!<|eor|><|sor|>It's one [quote](http://www.lispworks.com/documentatio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ste_3d_ven
r78qyn
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Muhznit
hmz9s7g
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|sor|>Couldn't he just `chown $USER /lib`?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
valendinosaurus
hmxqzrc
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|sor|>nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Pandahjs
hmyofis
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the republican programmer keep a collection of static libraries?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted to "own all the libs"<|eost|><|sor|>Hahahaha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mithrandir_14
ivzmjh
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jess-sch
g5uzhrd
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>Alpine. I really like the smell of fresh, cold air.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
RedUser03
g5usl6c
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PianistTemporary
g5y1de0
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>Arch smells like a construction site<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mithrandir_14
g5ym4ok
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|soopr|>Windows, love the smell of overheated metal chassis<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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codepoet
g5ut3b3
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>BeOS was pretty sweet.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Atemu12
g5vksqa
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>Darwin would probably smell of Apples<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PyroneusUltrin
g5uxgou
<|soss|><|sot|>Which is the best OS for bitcoin mining ?<|eot|><|sost|>Linux mint<|eost|><|sor|>Which OS smells the best?<|eor|><|sor|>AirOSol smells nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
prototrout
6x4vab
<|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EveningNewbs
dmddjxm
<|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|sor|>I was going to brace myself for the bad pun, but then I remembered it was about Python.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA
dmdwxgn
<|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>`IntendationError: unintended indent`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
caskey
dmdc5o4
<|soss|><|sot|>Python programmers have no excuse for their bad jokes:<|eot|><|sost|> All their puns are indented.<|eost|><|sor|> Python is for programming the way Guido indented it. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tschach
126cz0x
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
azronio
je905ss
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
bullshitwascalled
jeb1h50
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>No! Bad Wolf.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Neon_44
je9ycgd
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>Or play Ocarina of Time. Also had plenty of oversized-from-the-inside buildings :)<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FalafelSnorlax
jebu96b
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>The magic word at the start of the file should be WOLF (word of legitimate file) identifying it as a valid .tar.dis file. If the magic is missing, the obvious error message i...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dodexahedron
jeb2sdo
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>But Doctor Who?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hexbatch
jecj2mp
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>> People assume that **coding** is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dodexahedron
jeb87mj
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>I think you need to see a Doctor Who understands this joke<|eor|><|sor|>But Doctor Who?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>DOC.TOR. WHO? DOC.TOR. WHO?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Conscious_Inside6021
je9dp5n
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is a sin, go to the church naked to repent for your sin.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DOOManiac
jebqrrg
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>Open a new file and I dont know what it does? Allons-y!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MEI232
je9al60
<|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard about the new file archive format .tar.dis?<|eot|><|sost|>When you open it, it's bigger on the inside<|eost|><|sor|>Lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
morpipls
kli1pl
<|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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usernumber1337
gh9yhg3
<|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>I always celebrate Christmas at Halloween because DEC 25 is OCT 31<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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RomanRiesen
gh9jgdq
<|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>I had a boxing day too, but all I did was dynamically allocate memory in rust.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
vkapadia
gh9bi41
<|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>This is awesome<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ekolis
gh9hb2h
<|soss|><|sot|>I spent the day after Christmas converting ints and doubles to objects<|eot|><|sost|>I hope you all enjoyed Boxing Day, too.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm still looking for Mike Tyson...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TerribleBandicoot
facwfq
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Argurth_Fr
fix7ro2
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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he77789
fiz23sv
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Then go to the Visual Studio<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Nizo_GTO
fiy9bub
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Get out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Al_Gor1thm
fiyeg7j
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Hm.. maybe drink some coffee?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, he needs to see an optician, go to the *Visual Studio*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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spankleberry
fiyzh1t
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>/r/therealjoke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
christianarg
fizqflc
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a c# variable get a divorce?<|eot|><|sost|>>!System.Convert.ToSingle( myVar )!<<|eost|><|sor|>I couldn't read this joke, I don't see sharp<|eor|><|sor|>Then go to the Visual Studio<|eor|><|sor|>This is getting worse on every comment... Have an upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pikalaxalt
czyrga
<|soss|><|sot|>If you're going to use a floating point variable on a 32-bit machine without a dedicated fpu...<|eot|><|sost|>You'd better prepare for trouble \ And make it double.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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statiq77
ez7lyi4
<|soss|><|sot|>If you're going to use a floating point variable on a 32-bit machine without a dedicated fpu...<|eot|><|sost|>You'd better prepare for trouble \ And make it double.<|eost|><|sor|>+1 for the team rocket reference<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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thunderFD
ez6xads
<|soss|><|sot|>If you're going to use a floating point variable on a 32-bit machine without a dedicated fpu...<|eot|><|sost|>You'd better prepare for trouble \ And make it double.<|eost|><|sor|>oh man..<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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danielsoft1
11j7nup
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fghjconner
jb1v3pc
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>A Daemon<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Xen0byte
jb1vkx8
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>The first thing that came to mind was "ghost in the machine".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
jb329j6
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>You need to perform an XOR-cism, then setup a robotghosts.txt to prevent it from repossessing your server.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
jb2lisq
<|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a spirit which haunts a server?<|eot|><|sost|>localghost<|eost|><|sor|>And when it chooses a specific browser to haunt on the client side: Phantom of the Opera.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gosoccerboy5
xdria9
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FreshlyScrapedSmegma
iocnb5j
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, I'd give you credit for that, but it's honestly kind of... a common table expression.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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sam_matt
iocuw6h
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
GoogleIsYourFrenemy
iocv8el
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh come on! It should have been: Everything was great except NoSQL.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gosoccerboy5
iocnf88
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, I'd give you credit for that, but it's honestly kind of... a common table expression.<|eor|><|soopr|>I hope I am able to INSERT a pun into this conversation<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Mrs_Bobcat
ioczcd1
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sam_matt
iod1lus
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure if I can COMMIT to a new friendship right now<|e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
NotGoodNotBadJustOk
iocun3w
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Well, I'd give you credit for that, but it's honestly kind of... a common table expression.<|eor|><|soopr|>I hope I am able to INSERT a pun into this conversation<|eoopr|><|sor|>SELE...
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dodexahedron
iodljq7
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure if I can COMMIT to a new friendship right now<|e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
b_rad_c
iod5kh8
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh come on! It should have been: Everything was great except NoSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>A good movie doesnt need NoSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Mrs_Bobcat
iocziup
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>BTW, was there a submersible in this movie? <- This is a SUBQUERY.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
iocprgq
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>SQLs are rarely as good as the original anyway. [https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/psf7be/why\_did\_the\_dba\_go\_back\_to\_studying\_relational/](https://www.redd...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ReactsWithWords
ioe382b
<|soss|><|sot|>I watched a movie about databases yesterday.<|eot|><|sost|>It was great, but unfortunately there was no SQL.<|eost|><|sor|>I saw it with my friends, we got a GROUP discount<|eor|><|sor|>See. Youre the SORT I want to hang out with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure if I can COMMIT to a new friendship right now<|e...
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kickypie
vynlst
<|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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AFew10_9TooMany
ig3asaa
<|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|sor|>**He keeps dropping dat** ^a **base**<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ddruganov
ig3lvhz
<|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|sor|>Sequelrillex huh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Dritter31
ig42dp0
<|soss|><|sot|>Why does no one like SQLrillex?<|eot|><|sost|>He keeps dropping the database<|eost|><|sor|>Sequelrillex huh<|eor|><|sor|>Esscueellrillex doesn't work either <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Soaper123
b98qh2
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend(); Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Mr_Redstoner
ek31krf
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend(); Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|sor|>No, more like AbstractGirlfriendFactoryFactory agff=GirlfriendFactoryFactory.getInstance(); AbstractGirlfriendFactory agf=agff.getFactory(this);...
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attanai
ek3i95x
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend(); Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|sor|>No, more like AbstractGirlfriendFactoryFactory agff=GirlfriendFactoryFactory.getInstance(); AbstractGirlfriendFactory agf=agff.getFactory(this);...
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psydave
ek4lr0b
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a Java developer find a girlfriend?<|eot|><|sost|>Girlfriend myGirl = new Girlfriend(); Sorry, I don't usually objectify women.<|eost|><|sor|>But you can't create an instance of an interface. You need a service locator to create an instance of Girlfriend for you first. And using a mock Girlfr...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
tr2p4p
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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AlarmingBarrier
i2l96wb
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>And it has no notion of private ownership!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Eluvatar_the_second
i2l0x91
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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azephrahel
i2l47rv
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
i2lu8j2
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim...
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leo848blume
i2m2exl
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>Based comrade. Let's C ze the means of production!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DABarkspawn
i2ptzby
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>It's a good idea in theory, but not in practice. So it's a danger to everyone who use it.<|eor|><|sor|>Some people here have no sense of humour.<|eor|><|soopr|>Comedians don't ...
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electricmammoth
i2lohuy
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim...
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electricmammoth
i2lvl37
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim...
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existential_issue
i2lvtz0
<|soss|><|sot|>C is a communist's favorite language<|eot|><|sost|>**It's classless, has unions and is the means of production.**<|eost|><|sor|>TIL C had unions lol<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah. They're fun. C also has bit fields!<|eor|><|sor|>So does C++, I was so confused when I encountered them in the wild for the first tim...
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Kopjuvurut
g4q0y4
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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RomanRiesen
fnyw6jd
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal. Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DrNordicus
fnz27cx
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal. Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how ...
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whattheclap
fnz1gnk
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal. Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how ...
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neodel
fnyvxg6
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DrNordicus
fnz2j8u
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Brutal. Err...I mean AnswerReactionFactory.getNewAnswerReaction(AnswerRactionEnum::Brutal);<|eor|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how ...
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happinessiseasy
fo1dtc0
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>not a C++ or C# user, whats the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Garbage collection in C# "frees" memory for you, whereas you are (generally) repsonsible for freeing it yourself in C++.<|e...
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DrNordicus
fnz53ck
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Question about C++, whats the difference between :: and . ? And how would writing classes that use :: or . differ?<|eor|><|sor|>It's about namespaces. . Actually accesses a m...
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happinessiseasy
fo1bh6k
<|soss|><|sot|>I found programming a lot easier after switching from C++ to C#<|eot|><|sost|>The garbage collector is very freeing.<|eost|><|sor|>Its easier because now you can see sharp.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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FxE_TheAssassin
fuxl6b
<|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally...
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Yogi_Kat
fmgy5b3
<|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally...
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According_to_all_kn
fmhj6aj
<|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally...
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fakebytheocean
fmhhivp
<|soss|><|sot|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, his teacher thought he finally wouldnt have an excuse.<|eot|><|sost|>A student never turns in his homework because his dog keeps eating it. After moving to online classes, the teacher thought he finally...
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blah4812
84g9gq
<|soss|><|sot|>why do women prefer node devs?<|eot|><|sost|>because they always callback<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Alonski
dvpe93o
<|soss|><|sot|>why do women prefer node devs?<|eot|><|sost|>because they always callback<|eost|><|sor|>Because they never break a promise <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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blah4812
dvplcij
<|soss|><|sot|>why do women prefer node devs?<|eot|><|sost|>because they always callback<|eost|><|sor|>Because they never break a promise <|eor|><|soopr|>lol nice!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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