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ProgrammerDadJokes
FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT
dvquzbd
<|soss|><|sot|>why do women prefer node devs?<|eot|><|sost|>because they always callback<|eost|><|sor|>Because they never break a promise <|eor|><|sor|>Because if they can spend 4 hours installing react. js, they can definitely spend the same time going down on someone.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
wsndyd
<|soss|><|sot|>Recursive functions are SO full of themselves...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
240
ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
il08f4r
<|soss|><|sot|>Recursive functions are SO full of themselves...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/wsndyd/recursive\_functions\_are\_so\_full\_of\_themselves/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
99
ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
il0al5v
<|soss|><|sot|>Recursive functions are SO full of themselves...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/wsndyd/recursive\_functions\_are\_so\_full\_of\_themselves/<|eor|><|soopr|>Hahahaha brilliant!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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elSenorMaquina
il2l4m2
<|soss|><|sot|>Recursive functions are SO full of themselves...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/wsndyd/recursive\_functions\_are\_so\_full\_of\_themselves/<|eor|><|sor|>I've been trapped on this loop for 7 hours now. Please, send toilet paper, food, and comfy programmin...
9
ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
il0b0yb
<|soss|><|sot|>Recursive functions are SO full of themselves...<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/wsndyd/recursive\_functions\_are\_so\_full\_of\_themselves/<|eor|><|soopr|>Do another without editing the comment <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
8
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Entire-Database1679
yemtm5
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
239
ProgrammerDadJokes
Spida81
ityta9c
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|sor|>I hate you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
57
ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
itz3e9d
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|sor|>I hate you.<|eor|><|soopr|>Understandable<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
41
ProgrammerDadJokes
PenlessScribe
itzbyrt
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|sor|>Goes nicely with a red hat...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
18
ProgrammerDadJokes
Zuntaruk
itzg9yj
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|sor|>Goes nicely with a red hat...<|eor|><|sor|>A... Fedora perhaps?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Holy_Grapes
iu09gj6
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|sor|>Don't forget to remove the tag.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
9
ProgrammerDadJokes
Spida81
itz50x2
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|sor|>I hate you.<|eor|><|soopr|>Understandable<|eoopr|><|sor|>Mate of mine sent this to me. I hate him oh so much more. He is the kind of bloke that has you convinced his Mrs is up the duff every ...
9
ProgrammerDadJokes
Logical_Entrance7739
iu0eayh
<|soss|><|sot|>The Dev Ops Team at my company has instituted a dress code<|eot|><|sost|>Dockers are now mandatory.<|eost|><|sor|>Take your upvote and leave XD<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
wwhjkq
<|soss|><|sot|>I don't believe in NFTs, but I inherited an NFT of an animation of a horse swimming in wine.<|eot|><|sost|>Oh well, never look a GIF horse in vermouth.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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PyroCatt
illphhu
<|soss|><|sot|>I don't believe in NFTs, but I inherited an NFT of an animation of a horse swimming in wine.<|eot|><|sost|>Oh well, never look a GIF horse in vermouth.<|eost|><|sor|>Watch me GIF Watch me neigh neigh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
ill56qe
<|soss|><|sot|>I don't believe in NFTs, but I inherited an NFT of an animation of a horse swimming in wine.<|eot|><|sost|>Oh well, never look a GIF horse in vermouth.<|eost|><|sor|>Hahaha. Bravo!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
illanlm
<|soss|><|sot|>I don't believe in NFTs, but I inherited an NFT of an animation of a horse swimming in wine.<|eot|><|sost|>Oh well, never look a GIF horse in vermouth.<|eost|><|sor|>Bro i gotta see this send me the link<|eor|><|soopr|>Here's a still: https://imgur.com/a/vEOoXAp<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
illnanb
<|soss|><|sot|>I don't believe in NFTs, but I inherited an NFT of an animation of a horse swimming in wine.<|eot|><|sost|>Oh well, never look a GIF horse in vermouth.<|eost|><|sor|>Bro i gotta see this send me the link<|eor|><|soopr|>Here's a still: https://imgur.com/a/vEOoXAp<|eoopr|><|sor|>it's a jpeg tho :(<|eor|><|...
11
ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
ill5c4s
<|soss|><|sot|>I don't believe in NFTs, but I inherited an NFT of an animation of a horse swimming in wine.<|eot|><|sost|>Oh well, never look a GIF horse in vermouth.<|eost|><|sor|>Hahaha. Bravo!<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Aerulium
ill6ju3
<|soss|><|sot|>I don't believe in NFTs, but I inherited an NFT of an animation of a horse swimming in wine.<|eot|><|sost|>Oh well, never look a GIF horse in vermouth.<|eost|><|sor|>Bro i gotta see this send me the link<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
pxh41q
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
237
ProgrammerDadJokes
MrValdez
heoc5vi
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jgaspar
hep2hjz
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>[but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion](https://www.reddit.com/...
40
ProgrammerDadJokes
MrValdez
heoc72u
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftex...
16
ProgrammerDadJokes
Nickiel
heovndw
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone un...
9
ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
hep64ml
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>[but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion](https://www.reddit.com/...
8
ProgrammerDadJokes
samplasion
heoorcs
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone un...
8
ProgrammerDadJokes
anoamas321
hepevsg
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>[but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion](https://www.reddit.com/...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
tomparkes1993
heorq7n
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone un...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
hep65zp
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries Did you catch that?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
thecichos
hep19a9
<|soss|><|sot|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eot|><|sost|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eost|><|sor|>Everyone understands iteration after a few tries,<|eor|><|sor|>but you have to understand recursion before you understand recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone un...
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
adnanfre
prth8y
<|soss|><|sot|>what do american programmers fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>paraMETERs<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
238
ProgrammerDadJokes
user_8804
hdl2ick
<|soss|><|sot|>what do american programmers fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>paraMETERs<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>For bulk they use parafootballfields<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ryzbaka
hdlqtxu
<|soss|><|sot|>what do american programmers fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>paraMETERs<|eost|><|sor|>The correct answer to that question is outsourcing.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
24
ProgrammerDadJokes
entropicdrift
hdntxtk
<|soss|><|sot|>what do american programmers fear the most?<|eot|><|sost|>paraMETERs<|eost|><|sor|>There's a reason we call them arguments<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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n3rv0u5
9a8bx3
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
233
ProgrammerDadJokes
reggie-drax
e4thnrl
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But did you remember to wait() for the child? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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gork1rogues
e4tk7ke
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But did you remember to wait() for the child? <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I put that baby on a for loop for 9 months. <|eoopr|><|sor|>But did you remember to in...
62
ProgrammerDadJokes
n3rv0u5
e4tig3i
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But did you remember to wait() for the child? <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I put that baby on a for loop for 9 months. <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
55
ProgrammerDadJokes
NiemandWirklich
e4tm6bk
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But, when the child was removed, is it still a DadJoke ?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
rebalint
e4twrbo
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But did you remember to wait() for the child? <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I put that baby on a for loop for 9 months. <|eoopr|><|sor|>But did you remember to in...
17
ProgrammerDadJokes
PsykoTiger
e4txl1m
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>Poor child, no more inheritance!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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n3rv0u5
e4u2t2l
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But, when the child was removed, is it still a DadJoke ?<|eor|><|soopr|>It died with the joke.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
11
ProgrammerDadJokes
angryemokid
e4tzep9
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>Git push force<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
-pooping
e4tvx6n
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But did you remember to wait() for the child? <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I put that baby on a for loop for 9 months. <|eoopr|><|sor|>But did you remember to in...
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
gork1rogues
e4tw760
<|soss|><|sot|>My wive's water broke and I instantly put my programming knowledge to use.<|eot|><|sost|>I removed the child from the parent with a fork.<|eost|><|sor|>But did you remember to wait() for the child? <|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I put that baby on a for loop for 9 months. <|eoopr|><|sor|>But did you remember to in...
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TabCompletion
y9h5hv
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers like pressing Ctrl-R?<|eot|><|sost|>It's refreshing<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
236
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willpeachpiedo
it5nf2v
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers like pressing Ctrl-R?<|eot|><|sost|>It's refreshing<|eost|><|sor|>I chuckled. Not proud of it, but you got me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
it6q9rd
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do web developers like pressing Ctrl-R?<|eot|><|sost|>It's refreshing<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/w6nkr9/i\_love\_pressing\_f5/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
qaes1g
<|soss|><|sot|>I invented an efficient signal processing algorithm to calculate changes between two files of Japanese text.<|eot|><|sost|>Fast and Fouriers: Tokyo Diff.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
237
ProgrammerDadJokes
Jem014
hh4cpst
<|soss|><|sot|>I invented an efficient signal processing algorithm to calculate changes between two files of Japanese text.<|eot|><|sost|>Fast and Fouriers: Tokyo Diff.<|eost|><|sor|>eli5 anyone?<|eor|><|sor|>A Fourier transform is a mathematical tool for tracing an existing shape, no matter how complex, and creating a...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Jem014
hh45sbp
<|soss|><|sot|>I invented an efficient signal processing algorithm to calculate changes between two files of Japanese text.<|eot|><|sost|>Fast and Fouriers: Tokyo Diff.<|eost|><|sor|>eli5 anyone?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
osp63w
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
232
ProgrammerDadJokes
simonstead
h6qanzn
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>Didn't quite catch that sorry<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DABarkspawn
h6qij49
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>Didn't quite catch that sorry<|eor|><|soopr|>Should I throw it differently?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
50
ProgrammerDadJokes
RoboJediNate
h6qmf1y
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>Finally { a joke about blocks }<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DABarkspawn
h6qp1pv
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>Finally { a joke about blocks }<|eor|><|soopr|>Nicely done!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
shnurks2
h6q1thk
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>I had to laugh...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
10
ProgrammerDadJokes
northrupthebandgeek
h6smxk0
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>This joke raised my spirits.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
GoogleIsYourFrenemy
h6tlmj6
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>Where's the catch, I don't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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user_8804
h6u8q4k
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>Didn't quite catch that sorry<|eor|><|soopr|>Should I throw it differently?<|eoopr|><|sor|>That would be truly exceptional<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheNosferatu
h6thcub
<|soss|><|sot|>Do or do not. There is no try.<|eot|><|sost|>Except:<|eost|><|sor|>I tried to laugh but couldn't catch the joke<|eor|><|sor|>finally gave a chuckle anyway<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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danielsoft1
gj0t8m
<|soss|><|sot|>why do Linux users tend to be minimalistic?<|eot|><|sost|>less is more<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
232
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KaiserTom
fqi1ac1
<|soss|><|sot|>why do Linux users tend to be minimalistic?<|eot|><|sost|>less is more<|eost|><|sor|>Did less and more ever have different functionality and they just merge one day? Or is it just being cheeky?<|eor|><|sor|>Used to be that "more" only went forward; there was no way to go back other than to type the comma...
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Stampede10343
fqhzvf7
<|soss|><|sot|>why do Linux users tend to be minimalistic?<|eot|><|sost|>less is more<|eost|><|sor|>Did less and more ever have different functionality and they just merge one day? Or is it just being cheeky?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
29
ProgrammerDadJokes
Zombie_Pigdragon
fqhwwkh
<|soss|><|sot|>why do Linux users tend to be minimalistic?<|eot|><|sost|>less is more<|eost|><|sor|>God fucking damn it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
29
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HarJIT-EGS
fqj5su9
<|soss|><|sot|>why do Linux users tend to be minimalistic?<|eot|><|sost|>less is more<|eost|><|sor|>Did less and more ever have different functionality and they just merge one day? Or is it just being cheeky?<|eor|><|sor|>Used to be that "more" only went forward; there was no way to go back other than to type the comma...
13
ProgrammerDadJokes
tehwolf_
fqjc476
<|soss|><|sot|>why do Linux users tend to be minimalistic?<|eot|><|sost|>less is more<|eost|><|sor|>You could say it's more or less the same<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
9
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EntropyZer0
fqibxoc
<|soss|><|sot|>why do Linux users tend to be minimalistic?<|eot|><|sost|>less is more<|eost|><|sor|>"less is like more, only better"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
8
ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
tzraj5
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
234
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HearMeSpeakAsIWill
i40xlan
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
i415sxq
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>It runs only on an Atom processor. The dependency is indivisible.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
phil_music
i40vgc9
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh god this one is fantastic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fuhrmanator
i419o9g
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>I tried a static analysis of your code using Doxygen, but the results seem negative, almost watered down.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
16
ProgrammerDadJokes
Scruff
i41b2fx
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>I love it. ProtonMail and the Electron framework are really attractive technologies.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
12
ProgrammerDadJokes
PyroCatt
i41q44a
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>I was confused by this post until I saw the sub name<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
10
ProgrammerDadJokes
AdultingGoneMild
i421185
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|sor|>it'll likely blow up once folks hear about it and it gets hot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
10
ProgrammerDadJokes
AFew10_9TooMany
i44cmnd
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>It runs only on an Atom processor. The dependency is indivisible.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How CERNtain are you of the market for this? Potential colli...
8
ProgrammerDadJokes
pekkhum
i4296js
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|sor|>it'll likely blow up once folks hear about it and it gets hot.<|eor|><|sor|>The code base definitely isn't safe with Doxygen.<|eor|><|eoss|><|en...
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kwan_e
i44cw5d
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>It runs only on an Atom processor. The dependency is indivisible.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How CERNtain are you of the market for this? Potential colli...
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fperson_
i41v473
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>LOL, I took this seriously because I didn't notice the subreddit at first<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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AFew10_9TooMany
i44dkhn
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>It runs only on an Atom processor. The dependency is indivisible.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How CERNtain are you of the market for this? Potential colli...
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kwan_e
i44feoh
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a ProtonMail client using the Electron framework.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Hydrogen.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice, will it run on an Atom processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>It runs only on an Atom processor. The dependency is indivisible.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How CERNtain are you of the market for this? Potential colli...
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DramaticProtogen
mu6gjp
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Oracle office always cold?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's door is a*jar*<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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prototrout
gv3y9iu
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Oracle office always cold?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's door is a*jar*<|eost|><|sor|>You'd think it would be warmer with all the Sun it got.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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farox
gv41vgk
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Oracle office always cold?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's door is a*jar*<|eost|><|sor|>Ok, unrelated story time. It's a dads place here anyways... A few years ago I spend winter on our sailboat in Cartagena, Spain. A really nice harbor town, has excellent weather even in December/January, because...
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riotinareasouthwest
gv41edm
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Oracle office always cold?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's door is a*jar*<|eost|><|sor|>You'd think it would be warmer with all the Sun it got.<|eor|><|sor|>They spoiled it. They took a shining nice sun and converted it to dust and oblivion. That Sun is no more...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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xiipaoc
gv5oauy
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is the Oracle office always cold?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's door is a*jar*<|eost|><|sor|>I've been to an Oracle office. It's cold because it's a dead cubicle maze with lifeless walls and lifeless people doing lifeless work. It's just so... *corporate*. And far the hell away from where I live, so ...
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sycliantableigit
e6xumz
<|soss|><|sot|>When I'm evaluating my options in the supermarket I always start by checking out the baked goods section<|eot|><|sost|>I call it Bread-First-Search Edit: I'm embarrassed to have been made aware that someone has albready come up with this joke so please donate your upvote to this post: https://www.redd...
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sycliantableigit
f9twa46
<|soss|><|sot|>When I'm evaluating my options in the supermarket I always start by checking out the baked goods section<|eot|><|sost|>I call it Bread-First-Search Edit: I'm embarrassed to have been made aware that someone has albready come up with this joke so please donate your upvote to this post: https://www.redd...
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PopeInnocentXIV
f9ud5hr
<|soss|><|sot|>When I'm evaluating my options in the supermarket I always start by checking out the baked goods section<|eot|><|sost|>I call it Bread-First-Search Edit: I'm embarrassed to have been made aware that someone has albready come up with this joke so please donate your upvote to this post: https://www.redd...
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Delta-9-
f9tujjj
<|soss|><|sot|>When I'm evaluating my options in the supermarket I always start by checking out the baked goods section<|eot|><|sost|>I call it Bread-First-Search Edit: I'm embarrassed to have been made aware that someone has albready come up with this joke so please donate your upvote to this post: https://www.redd...
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sycliantableigit
f9ueiqs
<|soss|><|sot|>When I'm evaluating my options in the supermarket I always start by checking out the baked goods section<|eot|><|sost|>I call it Bread-First-Search Edit: I'm embarrassed to have been made aware that someone has albready come up with this joke so please donate your upvote to this post: https://www.redd...
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Delta-9-
f9txs0n
<|soss|><|sot|>When I'm evaluating my options in the supermarket I always start by checking out the baked goods section<|eot|><|sost|>I call it Bread-First-Search Edit: I'm embarrassed to have been made aware that someone has albready come up with this joke so please donate your upvote to this post: https://www.redd...
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Jackeea
nmh0da
<|soss|><|sot|>Sudoku<|eot|><|sost|>For when you want to run `ku` as administrator<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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JimMcKeeth
gzp8end
<|soss|><|sot|>Sudoku<|eot|><|sost|>For when you want to run `ku` as administrator<|eost|><|sor|>Nicely done<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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iwannasaythis
gzpm2tw
<|soss|><|sot|>Sudoku<|eot|><|sost|>For when you want to run `ku` as administrator<|eost|><|sor|>Nicely done<|eor|><|sor|>Well played!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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akuani
gzr3xz1
<|soss|><|sot|>Sudoku<|eot|><|sost|>For when you want to run `ku` as administrator<|eost|><|sor|>git init<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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athlalon
gzqtdo7
<|soss|><|sot|>Sudoku<|eot|><|sost|>For when you want to run `ku` as administrator<|eost|><|sor|>Nicely done<|eor|><|sor|>Well played!<|eor|><|sor|>Smartly executed!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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