subreddit stringclasses 7 values | author stringlengths 3 20 | id stringlengths 5 7 | content stringlengths 67 30.4k | score int64 0 140k |
|---|---|---|---|---|
programmerhumor | Fheuef | fmowfvg | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah right, I remember that one. He just loves hiding that stuff in random code snippets that you have to pause the video to read lol<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,017 |
programmerhumor | frudent | fmp2h8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|sor|>The best ever rickroll is when Randall Munroe had sheet music floating over a shopping mall scene, and it was the opening chords to that song. Causing some people to go over to a piano and play it to see what it was, thereby rickrolling them via *making them play it*.<|eor|><|sor|>That's like advanced meta.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 933 |
programmerhumor | kodicraft4 | fmp0ipl | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, he is a programmer. As an actual job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 698 |
programmerhumor | sticky-bit | fmp8o2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|sor|>The best ever rickroll is when Randall Munroe had sheet music floating over a shopping mall scene, and it was the opening chords to that song. Causing some people to go over to a piano and play it to see what it was, thereby rickrolling them via *making them play it*.<|eor|><|sor|>That's like advanced meta.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | alanbdee | fmouz30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to check: yep: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | GroovingPict | fmpdd56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>when I came across the video it said "This video has 2 views" and I clicked it and sure enough, it had 2 views and I thought "oh my god, he figured a way to freeze youtube's view count at 2!" and that the video was going to be about that. Then of course I realized I was just unusually early<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | FoxInATrenchcoat | fmormsw | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>That....that is amazing. XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | ComradeCapitalist | fmp3dy4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, he is a programmer. As an actual job.<|eor|><|sor|>Im pretty sure at this point hes full-on YouTube. I seem to recall him mentioning something about that<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. In his explanation video for the emoji keyboard I'm pretty sure he talks about his previous job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | fauxmer | fmpgs0p | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Excellent presenter, too. I'd love to see him picked up to do a major broadcast documentary or something<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | Bela_is_the_creator | fmp9mgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|sor|>The best ever rickroll is when Randall Munroe had sheet music floating over a shopping mall scene, and it was the opening chords to that song. Causing some people to go over to a piano and play it to see what it was, thereby rickrolling them via *making them play it*.<|eor|><|sor|>That's like advanced meta.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym"<|eor|><|sor|>One of my favorite sentences in the English language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | L00pback | fmpgq3h | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah right, I remember that one. He just loves hiding that stuff in random code snippets that you have to pause the video to read lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>The Website is Down did this too. If you pause and read the shit on the screens, it adds a whole new layer of entertainment.
https://youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE
Edit: I always push the [Recompute base encryption hash key](https://angrysysadmin.wordpress.com/2009/09/26/sucktech-worst-user-interface-in-the-user-interspace/) button<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | Salanmander | fmpgee7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Tom Scott you cheeky boi<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bo8pac9hfer41.png<|eol|><|sor|>He did this in his "Will youtube ever run out of urls" video too lol. Cheeky guy<|eor|><|sor|>The best ever rickroll is when Randall Munroe had sheet music floating over a shopping mall scene, and it was the opening chords to that song. Causing some people to go over to a piano and play it to see what it was, thereby rickrolling them via *making them play it*.<|eor|><|sor|>That's like advanced meta.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym"<|eor|><|sor|>One of my favorite sentences in the English language.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm partial to "I saw her duck with my telescope."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | shah2018 | y1bdo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,637 |
programmerhumor | CawSoHard | irwevwp | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dunno but the QA testers just got a day at the amusement park every release<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,627 |
programmerhumor | Philburtis | irwwm8z | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>In a more devastating post-testing scenario: "the owner of this IPhone is on a roller coaster" while the owner is in a car crash.<|eor|><|sor|>If youre ever in a rollercoaster accident youre fucked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,782 |
programmerhumor | joshhguitar | irwexw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So to get the interns some experience with the product and the testing process, I'm going to have David here drive this Honda Jazz into this wall at 30mph to verify that our new crash detection is working.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,635 |
programmerhumor | GallantChaos | irx5h6w | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>In a more devastating post-testing scenario: "the owner of this IPhone is on a roller coaster" while the owner is in a car crash.<|eor|><|sor|>If youre ever in a rollercoaster accident youre fucked.<|eor|><|sor|>
Yes. Everybody knows that Rollercoasters explode in accidents.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,504 |
programmerhumor | Darko-TheGreat | irwftil | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which is exactly why crash detection should be attached to the vehicle and not a mobile device that can be taken anywhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,454 |
programmerhumor | MarkMindy | irwlfbk | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which is exactly why crash detection should be attached to the vehicle and not a mobile device that can be taken anywhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay but what happens when youre involved in an accident but you dont have your car on you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,394 |
programmerhumor | Bluebotlabs | irwlg6w | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think this shows the inverse: that roller coasters are basically just car crashes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 814 |
programmerhumor | JonasAvory | irwglhn | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how the police reacts. I mean, they can be pretty sure it was just a wrong alarm but I guess they are obligated to react to a distress call, right? And I guess since it was a wrong alarm, someone has to pay for it. But Apple probably wrote in their guide to shut the option off when you are about to experience unusual forces, so Apple could get the money back from the owner<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 781 |
programmerhumor | kawfey | irxfjll | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder how the police reacts. I mean, they can be pretty sure it was just a wrong alarm but I guess they are obligated to react to a distress call, right? And I guess since it was a wrong alarm, someone has to pay for it. But Apple probably wrote in their guide to shut the option off when you are about to experience unusual forces, so Apple could get the money back from the owner<|eor|><|sor|>This happened to me on The Beast with an iPhone 12. The lap bar was really tight and basically smushing my phone into my leg.
The beast is a wooden coaster so its incredibly, bone-blenderingly shaky. It was so shaky my vision was blurred lol.
When I got off, I was at the Photo Booth trying to snipe a pic of the photo when I noticed a missed call from warren county sheriff. Then my wife , my dad, her dad, my best friend, and feels like my whole network was calling and texting asking are you ok???? And Im like *uh yes Im at kings island riding coasters having a great time whats going on?*
Turns out the rickety coaster was bumping up against my phones power button which - when pressed 5 times in a row - summons SOS, and calls 911 and notifies your emergency contacts with a text, your location, and apparently a voicemail, on which they heard people screaming and heavily distorted calamity as the coaster was violently but safely underway lol.
I called the sheriffs office back and said it was a false alarm; they said *oh, happens all the time. Make sure your phone isnt wedged between your leg and the lap bar next time.*
Its made for a funny story, thats about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | Titanium_Josh | irwsubp | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dunno but the QA testers just got a day at the amusement park every release<|eor|><|sor|>this should be industry standard for testers<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Add to this, skateboarding.
Even if I dont fall down, my phone is going to be moving a lot and possibly stopping quickly with excessive force.
Wait, what am I complaining about?
Clearing out the entire skatepark in 2 seconds when everyone else hears sirens == a private, uninterrupted skate session.
Might be time to upgrade my phone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | Darko-TheGreat | irwlsqz | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which is exactly why crash detection should be attached to the vehicle and not a mobile device that can be taken anywhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay but what happens when youre involved in an accident but you dont have your car on you?<|eor|><|sor|>Then we buffer overflow and the road explodes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | alter3d | irx1uo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dunno but the QA testers just got a day at the amusement park every release<|eor|><|sor|>this should be industry standard for testers<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget about "extreme latency applications", read: from the surface of the moon or Mars or something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 477 |
programmerhumor | Wingdom | irwyk7a | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dunno but the QA testers just got a day at the amusement park every release<|eor|><|sor|>I do QA and "what about roller coasters" was my first thought during Apples press conference where they just threatened everyone with car crashes. Granted, I live in Orlando, so Disney, Universal, Sea World... but still, someone should have thought of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | Dr3adPir4teR0berts | irxds8d | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think this shows the inverse: that roller coasters are basically just car crashes<|eor|><|sor|>I live close to that theme park lol they have the worlds longest wooden coaster there and it is notorious for injuring peoples necks and backs. Definitely feels like youve been in a car crash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | Philburtis | irx5v8l | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>In a more devastating post-testing scenario: "the owner of this IPhone is on a roller coaster" while the owner is in a car crash.<|eor|><|sor|>If youre ever in a rollercoaster accident youre fucked.<|eor|><|sor|>
Yes. Everybody knows that Rollercoasters explode in accidents.<|eor|><|sor|>Should be marked nsfw. The humanity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | shah2018 | irwtwya | <|sols|><|sot|>How come this went past the QA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kiigonnqy6t91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the joke of a dev team.building a bar, QA stress tests the bar and approves then it goes into production and everyone misses that the bar does not have a bathroom, just doors. The actual joke is funnier, but not surprised the myopic view was taken especially given how protective apple is with leaks.<|eor|><|soopr|>A QA walks into the bar. He orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | Sahil_32 | io0enk | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,603 |
programmerhumor | DeRoeVanZwartePiet | g4b14ge | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care what others say.
I get paid for writing my crappy code.
I'm a dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,429 |
programmerhumor | LacticFactory | g4axg86 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No need to get personal, man. I mean thats just, like, your opinion or whatever alright.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,133 |
programmerhumor | greeneggsnyams | g4b0lmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a nurse. I just come here so I can throw an obscure joke at my programmer friends when they're being nerdy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 890 |
programmerhumor | hankhill10101 | g4b8au6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care what others say.
I get paid for writing my crappy code.
I'm a dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Youre doing better than a bunch other people.
Theres many talented devs who dont know how to turn their passion into money.
If you can be the guy managing a WordPress site for $75K / year or more, like my cousin for example, then all the power to ya.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | hopefultrader | g4auki6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jus take my upvote and leave man<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | OOPGeiger | g4b4yev | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No need to get personal, man. I mean thats just, like, your opinion or whatever alright.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean Im a dev and I dont understand the memes so it goes both ways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | Seanxietehroxxor | g4b3hxs | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a nurse. I just come here so I can throw an obscure joke at my programmer friends when they're being nerdy<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh yeah. Like that feeling when your program crashes from a null pointer"
Your Python friends: A null what?<|eor|><|sor|>As a former low-level C guy who gets to do everything in python now, I feel like I'm both sides of this conversation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | dkyguy1995 | g4b8zf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care what others say.
I get paid for writing my crappy code.
I'm a dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Youre doing better than a bunch other people.
Theres many talented devs who dont know how to turn their passion into money.
If you can be the guy managing a WordPress site for $75K / year or more, like my cousin for example, then all the power to ya.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn if I was making money like that for Wordpress maybe I would change my opinion on CSS and front-end<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | Fiercely_Pedantic | g4b9kcq | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care what others say.
I get paid for writing my crappy code.
I'm a dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Youre doing better than a bunch other people.
Theres many talented devs who dont know how to turn their passion into money.
If you can be the guy managing a WordPress site for $75K / year or more, like my cousin for example, then all the power to ya.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn if I was making money like that for Wordpress maybe I would change my opinion on CSS and front-end<|eor|><|sor|>You'd be surprised by how much people will pay to not fight with CSS. Same for react.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | ManicD7 | g4axx2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good because I don't understand 82% of the posts. \*goes back to visual scripting of game code\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | Sahil_32 | g4aydx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jus take my upvote and leave man<|eor|><|soopr|>Understandable have a nice day<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | ObstreperousCanadian | g4b7af6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No need to get personal, man. I mean thats just, like, your opinion or whatever alright.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean Im a dev and I dont understand the memes so it goes both ways.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh phew, it's not just me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | LucienZerger | g4avrv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>but it's a good start..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | scriptsvcs | g4b4j1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah this one hurts.<|eor|><|sor|>It shouldn't. Each one of us has experienced actual joy at seeing "Hello world" sent back them at some point. If you're interested in programming, we're all here to support you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | scriptsvcs | g4b4cly | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a nurse. I just come here so I can throw an obscure joke at my programmer friends when they're being nerdy<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh yeah. Like that feeling when your program crashes from a null pointer"
Your Python friends: A null what?<|eor|><|sor|> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'foo'
Thar's ya Pythonic null<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | Kallamez | g4b6u9y | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a nurse. I just come here so I can throw an obscure joke at my programmer friends when they're being nerdy<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't a nurse a human developer?<|eor|><|sor|>Debugger.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Kassh7 | g4b6yfu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't care what others say.
I get paid for writing my crappy code.
I'm a dev.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The dog in the meme. :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | dkyguy1995 | g4b8j62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No need to get personal, man. I mean thats just, like, your opinion or whatever alright.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean Im a dev and I dont understand the memes so it goes both ways.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh phew, it's not just me.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah haha everyday there's some joke about some library or language or API Ive never used<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | Suzina | g4aya30 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why would you hurt me in such a way<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5gdrr6b0fnl51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah this one hurts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | ZeroIndexed | 9gah9v | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,519 |
programmerhumor | thejazzroot | e62o4s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We didn't spend much on security"
Plain text with Caesar cipher<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,860 |
programmerhumor | hap12 | e62ohdl | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We didn't spend much on security"
Plain text with Caesar cipher<|eor|><|sor|>I use rot13 twice, for double security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | crimsonblade55 | e62qkfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,714 |
programmerhumor | zebediah49 | e62qpwz | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Based on that message, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the *did* do a good job on their security. After all, they included a general "good practice" PSA.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,572 |
programmerhumor | aew360 | e62r7cy | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the entire tech industry in a nutshell. It gave me a confidence boost to know that everyone around me is next to clueless. The ones who do know whats going on are rare creatures and deserve to be paid more than what they earn <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 858 |
programmerhumor | NoNameRequiredxD | e62pj12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We didn't spend much on security"
Plain text with Caesar cipher<|eor|><|sor|>I use rot13 twice, for double security.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck rot13 i use base64 to encrypt credit card information /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 692 |
programmerhumor | masoninsicily | e62swez | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the entire tech industry in a nutshell. It gave me a confidence boost to know that everyone around me is next to clueless. The ones who do know whats going on are rare creatures and deserve to be paid more than what they earn <|eor|><|sor|>I left programming and went to construction because it made me suicidal to fail for 7 hours and 45 minutes a day and succeed for only 15<|eor|><|sor|>Those 15 minutes are pretty great though. Closing 20 tabs at once is amazing. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 594 |
programmerhumor | NeonSpaceCandy | e62mjq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That guy *is* their security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU | e62sp4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We didn't spend much on security"
Plain text with Caesar cipher<|eor|><|sor|>I use rot13 twice, for double security.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck rot13 i use base64 to encrypt credit card information /s<|eor|><|sor|>I worked at a place that legit was using base64 to mask log in id/pw and append it to the URL. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | e62rmtt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Based on that message, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the *did* do a good job on their security. After all, they included a general "good practice" PSA.<|eor|><|sor|>It's an added feature to make their security even better <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | NMJ87 | e62sd40 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the entire tech industry in a nutshell. It gave me a confidence boost to know that everyone around me is next to clueless. The ones who do know whats going on are rare creatures and deserve to be paid more than what they earn <|eor|><|sor|>I left programming and went to construction because it made me suicidal to fail for 7 hours and 45 minutes a day and succeed for only 15<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | Modestkilla | e62zz3q | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't really fit but it has way too many upvotes for me to remove without the input of the community.
Upvote this comment if you believe it should be removed. Downvote this comment if you believe it should stay.
EDIT: alright at this rate I'm gonna beat the EA record, so the post will stay. Please keep in mind this is not the type of content this subreddit is for. Take a look at rule 0 for more info. Thanks. <|eor|><|sor|>Damm, I want to upvote you because you are going a great job, but I like this post.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | theferrit32 | e62t5hg | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"We didn't spend much on security"
Plain text with Caesar cipher<|eor|><|sor|>I use rot13 twice, for double security.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck rot13 i use base64 to encrypt credit card information /s<|eor|><|sor|>I worked at a place that legit was using base64 to mask log in id/pw and append it to the URL. <|eor|><|sor|>That's concerning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | fat_charizard | e62t8i2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`If passwordList[username] == password:`
` enterSite = True`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | XXAligatorXx | e62zr3l | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't really fit but it has way too many upvotes for me to remove without the input of the community.
Upvote this comment if you believe it should be removed. Downvote this comment if you believe it should stay.
EDIT: alright at this rate I'm gonna beat the EA record, so the post will stay. Please keep in mind this is not the type of content this subreddit is for. Take a look at rule 0 for more info. Thanks. <|eor|><|sor|>Good mod<|eor|><|sor|>I try<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | kunstlich | e62vwdd | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this the right place to post this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qsbkmaqnplm11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats the entire tech industry in a nutshell. It gave me a confidence boost to know that everyone around me is next to clueless. The ones who do know whats going on are rare creatures and deserve to be paid more than what they earn <|eor|><|sor|>I left programming and went to construction because it made me suicidal to fail for 7 hours and 45 minutes a day and succeed for only 15<|eor|><|sor|>Those 15 minutes are pretty great though. Closing 20 tabs at once is amazing. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Deleting your print statements? Someone is confident, just comment them out for 20 minutes until you inevitably need them again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | taralino | pm62h1 | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,475 |
programmerhumor | NullPointerJunkie | hcfky22 | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember an 11 year old coder I met. I remember what he said: "I love coding. It is the debugging part I do not like."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | Daveinatx | hcfjp2l | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The difference between the two scenarios is literally one line of code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 559 |
programmerhumor | awwwwshiiit | hcfpvjq | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|sor|>Test driven development. You essentially write the test first, even though itll fail, and then refactor the code to pass the test. Great for migrations, refactors etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 547 |
programmerhumor | cubmaan | hcfpn5c | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | themiraclemaker | hcfp0qi | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember an 11 year old coder I met. I remember what he said: "I love coding. It is the debugging part I do not like."<|eor|><|sor|>JuSt wRtE bUgfreE CoDe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | darthruneis | hcfk2hs | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The difference between the two scenarios is literally one line of code.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's not even one line, it's one character!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | Unlucky-Archer2640 | hcfr3nq | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The difference between the two scenarios is literally one line of code.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's not even one line, it's one character!<|eor|><|sor|>;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | AnybodyMassive1610 | hcfchyh | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This isnt humor - this is truth!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Macho_Chad | hcg2l3v | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|sor|>Test driven development. You essentially write the test first, even though itll fail, and then refactor the code to pass the test. Great for migrations, refactors etc.<|eor|><|sor|>I only ever do this for code translation from one language to another.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey thats smart! Ive been trying to convert old Visual Basic projects that contain hundreds of lines of abandoned code.
Breaking it down to its primary functions and trueing them out with tests is a better approach.
Thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | Bacon_Boomerang | hcfq3md | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|sor|>TDD (Test Driven Development) is a programming style that starts out by writing unit tests (code that tests the actual code) BEFORE you write the actual implementation code.
The flow usually goes like: Write an incrementally small test that will fail because you haven't actually implemented the functionality, add the functionality, make sure all your tests pass, repeat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | redditinmyredditname | hcfthkx | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget the rare, slightly concerning, but mostly satisfying "Wait, that works?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | rustygirlsarah | hcg0a1p | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|sor|>Test driven development. You essentially write the test first, even though itll fail, and then refactor the code to pass the test. Great for migrations, refactors etc.<|eor|><|sor|>I only ever do this for code translation from one language to another.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | wasting2muchtime | hcg39dq | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|sor|>Test driven development. You essentially write the test first, even though itll fail, and then refactor the code to pass the test. Great for migrations, refactors etc.<|eor|><|sor|>I only ever do this for code translation from one language to another.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey thats smart! Ive been trying to convert old Visual Basic projects that contain hundreds of lines of abandoned code.
Breaking it down to its primary functions and trueing them out with tests is a better approach.
Thank you<|eor|><|sor|>See, reddit IS productive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Rccctz | hcfst2n | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|sor|>TDD (Test Driven Development) is a programming style that starts out by writing unit tests (code that tests the actual code) BEFORE you write the actual implementation code.
The flow usually goes like: Write an incrementally small test that will fail because you haven't actually implemented the functionality, add the functionality, make sure all your tests pass, repeat.<|eor|><|sor|>We were taught this in school, but in practice, how effective is it really? Is it me or does this encourage you to test very simple things, and that the major bugs you actually encountered weren't necessarily cases you would've ever considered until actually having implemented the code or assessed the architectural considerations at a more granular level and with feedback of its operation?
(warning: run-on sentence).<|eor|><|sor|>I had a client who hired us to work using tdd.
The point of tdd is not trying to find a way around tdd, you try to find a lot of test cases and if you find a bug, you as new ones.
The real advantage is that when someone in the future needs to modify something on that code, you already have your tests, so it's easier not to break things, for example if you're working in a microservice testing the output is a given<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | Bleglord | hcftzdh | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The difference between the two scenarios is literally one line of code.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes it's not even one line, it's one character!<|eor|><|sor|>;<|eor|><|sor|>Python is more forgiving.
Usually it's }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | SomeNewJawn | hcfpyr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember an 11 year old coder I met. I remember what he said: "I love coding. It is the debugging part I do not like."<|eor|><|sor|>I love debugging. It's got to be the most satisfying part of coding (besides building out a new feature that works as expected on the first shot). Programming is great, because 99% of the time the code does exactly what you tell it to do, so it's just a matter of figuring out which steps in the directions you weren't clear enough on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Macho_Chad | hcg3zq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is nothing more validating than the green check mark of a test suite.
Unless you're doing TDD to try to replicate a bug, then its the green check mark that taunts you<|eor|><|sor|>I have completely self taught myself and haven't gone to college yet. Please explain what TDD is<|eor|><|sor|>Test driven development. You essentially write the test first, even though itll fail, and then refactor the code to pass the test. Great for migrations, refactors etc.<|eor|><|sor|>I only ever do this for code translation from one language to another.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey thats smart! Ive been trying to convert old Visual Basic projects that contain hundreds of lines of abandoned code.
Breaking it down to its primary functions and trueing them out with tests is a better approach.
Thank you<|eor|><|sor|>See, reddit IS productive.<|eor|><|sor|>Username does not check out!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | Trollolociraptor | hcfo2lv | <|sols|><|sot|>As long as you code, youll have these feelings !<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l1p8pyh3dim51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It really is a rollercoaster for the ego. I hit another dip just today. Tomorrow ill solve it and feel like God-junior again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | tomzorzhu | 9xmn14 | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56,290 |
programmerhumor | trex005 | e9thtqh | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still maintaining code I wrote 17ish years ago. I hate young me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,382 |
programmerhumor | dysprog | e9thvub | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>When my home inspector opened the breaker box, he spent 5 minutes raving about the obvious professionalism and care of the last electrician. I almost asked if he needed a moment alone with the wiring. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,306 |
programmerhumor | jorgeamadosoria | e9tma13 | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still maintaining code I wrote 17ish years ago. I hate young me.<|eor|><|sor|>you should be thankful that you get to maintain your own code for so long. Most code just goes away after 5 or 6 years, if lucky.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,203 |
programmerhumor | bluefootedpig | e9tpb4u | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still maintaining code I wrote 17ish years ago. I hate young me.<|eor|><|sor|>you should be thankful that you get to maintain your own code for so long. Most code just goes away after 5 or 6 years, if lucky.<|eor|><|sor|>Most code you write is not only never used, but then you are moved onto someone else's code. And if you are good at it, welcome to never writing your own code again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,082 |
programmerhumor | P1r4nha | e9tjl1u | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>>This guy writes code like from the 70s!
>
>But C++ wasn't a thing back then.
>
>Exactly!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 796 |
programmerhumor | squeak37 | e9tkmug | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>The best is when someone loudly complains about how shit something is before it's pointed out they'd actually done it and forgotten about it.<|eor|><|sor|>I also have Monday mornings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | PixxlMan | e9tpuai | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still maintaining code I wrote 17ish years ago. I hate young me.<|eor|><|sor|>you should be thankful that you get to maintain your own code for so long. Most code just goes away after 5 or 6 years, if lucky.<|eor|><|sor|>Most code you write is not only never used, but then you are moved onto someone else's code. And if you are good at it, welcome to never writing your own code again.<|eor|><|sor|>So you *only* get the raw pain and suffering?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | Lightfire228 | e9tpfgs | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>When my home inspector opened the breaker box, he spent 5 minutes raving about the obvious professionalism and care of the last electrician. I almost asked if he needed a moment alone with the wiring. <|eor|><|sor|>Makes me think of r/cablePorn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | Baaleyg | e9tv6ey | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>you forgot the 10 hour search for WHY it's failing without that seemingly unrelated chunk of code, that ultimately turns up nothing, so you just resignedly add put a comment saying "idk why this works but it's essential, do not waste time".
reminds me of [this story](https://www.damninteresting.com/on-the-origin-of-circuits/)
>The plucky chip was utilizing only thirty-seven of its one hundred logic gates, and most of them were arranged in a curious collection of feedback loops. Five individual **logic cells were functionally disconnected from the rest** with no pathways that would allow them to influence the output **yet when the researcher disabled any one of them the chip lost its ability to discriminate the tones**. Furthermore, the final program did not work reliably when it was loaded onto other FPGAs of the same type.<|eor|><|sor|>> so you just resignedly add put a comment saying "idk why this works but it's essential, do not waste time".
Every time someone mentions this, I think about this comment:
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
// <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | borgy88 | e9tkoe8 | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is just a human thing. Which really is good, because it means we're progressing. can you imagine going to work on \*insert your craft here\* and thinking well theres no work to be done here, that guy 20 years ago did this perfectly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | entropicdrift | e9tq47f | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still maintaining code I wrote 17ish years ago. I hate young me.<|eor|><|sor|>you should be thankful that you get to maintain your own code for so long. Most code just goes away after 5 or 6 years, if lucky.<|eor|><|sor|>Most code you write is not only never used, but then you are moved onto someone else's code. And if you are good at it, welcome to never writing your own code again.<|eor|><|sor|>So you *only* get the raw pain and suffering?<|eor|><|sor|>Right, so the takeaway is that rather than maintaining old code, you need to rewrite chunks of it entirely whenever you can get away with it so that eventually people recognize that your code is better and let you write the new stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | killersquirel11 | e9tod6n | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>>This guy writes code like from the 70s!
>
>But C++ wasn't a thing back then.
>
>Exactly!<|eor|><|sor|>Have you seen the type of code that electrical engineers write? <|eor|><|sor|>I used to help my electrical engineer friends write code in college. It was both fun and not fun in different ways.<|eor|><|sor|>It's like giving someone full access to all your tools so they can build a house, then discovering that they're only using a hammer to do everything, because that's the one part of your kit that they know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | killersquirel11 | e9tmiv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>>This guy writes code like from the 70s!
>
>But C++ wasn't a thing back then.
>
>Exactly!<|eor|><|sor|>Have you seen the type of code that electrical engineers write? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | R2CX | e9tod7d | <|sols|><|sot|>"What was the previous electrician thinking?"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Qj6ttXA.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still maintaining code I wrote 17ish years ago. I hate young me.<|eor|><|sor|>Do not cite disgusting code to me, witch!
I was there when I wrote it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.