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ProgrammerDadJokes | neelsg | 7ph3lb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the startup's server stop running?<|eot|><|sost|>It ran out of cache<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GayCer | dshczss | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the startup's server stop running?<|eot|><|sost|>It ran out of cache<|eost|><|sor|>Cache == cash
Heh, lol
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | slammy02 | dshxdyo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the startup's server stop running?<|eot|><|sost|>It ran out of cache<|eost|><|sor|>Cache == cash
Heh, lol
<|eor|><|sor|>Either way this joke seems to work<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kickypie | zkr0vf | <|soss|><|sot|>Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rainmaker526 | j01qovg | <|soss|><|sot|>Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Once she stuck to her diet, she became exFAT.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | code-panda | j020le7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>This is r/programmerDADjokes, so wouldn't my mama not be your wife!?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Gadgetphile | j01eqvs | <|soss|><|sot|>Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>And why is that, OP?<|eor|><|sor|>Look up File Allocation Table.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SmilesUndSunshine | j03fn3b | <|soss|><|sot|>Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>/r/fat32peoplehate<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LockNLosa | j02mxw9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I think it's a bit labored way to say that FAT file systems can't do more than 4GB.
I fail to see the joke. D: Apologies, me dumb<|eor|><|sor|>It's actually a labored way to call a hypothetical mother round and routu... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flyhull | llvqgl | <|sols|><|sot|>Future programmer for sure<|eot|><|sol|>/r/Jokes/comments/llnr2e/i_was_reversing_my_car_in_the_garage_and_asked_my/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | gnrtihg | <|sols|><|sot|>Future programmer for sure<|eot|><|sol|>/r/Jokes/comments/llnr2e/i_was_reversing_my_car_in_the_garage_and_asked_my/<|eol|><|sor|>Hahaha sounds reasonable yeah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | b1h0w1 | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | eiln8ao | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|sor|>`class DoorViewFactoryManager implements Openable`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | eilvpr9 | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|sor|>`class DoorViewFactoryManager implements Openable`<|eor|><|sor|>But can you close it?<|eor|><|sor|>`NullPointerException in method Door.close`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | eilvcts | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|sor|>`class DoorViewFactoryManager implements Openable`<|eor|><|sor|>But can you close it?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | eilwm6x | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|sor|>`class DoorViewFactoryManager implements Openable`<|eor|><|sor|>But can you close it?<|eor|><|sor|>`NullPointerException in method Door.close`<|eor|><|sor|>Perfect<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | ein6shh | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|sor|>... in Java not *closed
Might have been more apt <|eor|><|soopr|>sudo apt install punchline<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mootmath | eilsk5t | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, my GODDDDDDDDD.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mootmath | eimyxx0 | <|soss|><|sot|>When is a door coded in Java not a door?<|eot|><|sost|>When it's a .jar<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, my GODDDDDDDDD.<|eor|><|sor|>You are on a subreddit related to programming.
ALL of the posts are like this.<|eor|><|sor|>I am aware of my location. I found it hilarious but do not know how to better articulate.<|eo... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aitchnyu | a2enqp | <|soss|><|sot|>Designing neural networks is a nerve racking procedure<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _aedenmurray | eaxrpmo | <|soss|><|sot|>Designing neural networks is a nerve racking procedure<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>fucking hell <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | eaxu4nq | <|soss|><|sot|>Designing neural networks is a nerve racking procedure<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>fucking hell <|eor|><|sor|>I was going to build a neural network, but I didnt have the nerves<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Koshy246 | eayry55 | <|soss|><|sot|>Designing neural networks is a nerve racking procedure<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Ummm yup this is where this joke belongs<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _aedenmurray | eaxxcvp | <|soss|><|sot|>Designing neural networks is a nerve racking procedure<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>fucking hell <|eor|><|sor|>I was going to build a neural network, but I didnt have the nerves<|eor|><|sor|>im done<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jp10k | camur9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Which animal just *loves* project management?<|eot|><|sost|>A: The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jahkeup | eta68js | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Which animal just *loves* project management?<|eot|><|sost|>A: The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't understand :(. Maybe because english is not my first language.
Anyone could help me understand? I feel like I'm missing something great<|eor|><|sor|>Its a play on the name of a popular* project manageme... | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jp10k | etaewl2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Which animal just *loves* project management?<|eot|><|sost|>A: The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't understand :(. Maybe because english is not my first language.
Anyone could help me understand? I feel like I'm missing something great<|eor|><|sor|>Its a play on the name of a popular* project manageme... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rifer0000 | eta4fe4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Which animal just *loves* project management?<|eot|><|sost|>A: The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't understand :(. Maybe because english is not my first language.
Anyone could help me understand? I feel like I'm missing something great<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Not_a_spambot | etaox5a | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Which animal just *loves* project management?<|eot|><|sost|>A: The Jiraffe.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't understand :(. Maybe because english is not my first language.
Anyone could help me understand? I feel like I'm missing something great<|eor|><|sor|>Its a play on the name of a popular* project manageme... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | wxtctk | <|soss|><|sot|>Two WiFi devs got married.<|eot|><|sost|>The reception had so many bars.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | brutexx | ilt9ks7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Two WiFi devs got married.<|eot|><|sost|>The reception had so many bars.<|eost|><|sor|>The reception was definitely great<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zelgoot | ilsyn5e | <|soss|><|sot|>Two WiFi devs got married.<|eot|><|sost|>The reception had so many bars.<|eost|><|sor|>Lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | ilt6xnh | <|soss|><|sot|>Two WiFi devs got married.<|eot|><|sost|>The reception had so many bars.<|eost|><|sor|>I to a wedding in a Faraday cage. The reception was terrible.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jasar2100 | iltlykd | <|soss|><|sot|>Two WiFi devs got married.<|eot|><|sost|>The reception had so many bars.<|eost|><|sor|>The only way to navigate those bars is if they had a good router<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ososalsosal | ilu39uf | <|soss|><|sot|>Two WiFi devs got married.<|eot|><|sost|>The reception had so many bars.<|eost|><|sor|>I to a wedding in a Faraday cage. The reception was terrible.<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear. Now have a mesh network and I'm not sure if I'm actually shagging my real wife or not<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam_matt | iltu9y5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Two WiFi devs got married.<|eot|><|sost|>The reception had so many bars.<|eost|><|sor|>Two dbas got married, it was a commitment ceremony<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Connir | lu2ix5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | joliesleftnipple | gp3xsd1 | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>It wasn't really funny but just commented to let you know there is someone who appreciates your effort.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TechnoGamer16 | gp4komt | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>whats the joke here?<|eor|><|sor|>Kernel sounds like Colonel, Colonel Sanders, KFC, 11 Herbs and Spices.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | gp3xsym | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>This is bad. Thank you for it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nackiroots | gp4iqma | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>whats the joke here?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nackiroots | gp4m7y1 | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>whats the joke here?<|eor|><|sor|>Kernel sounds like Colonel, Colonel Sanders, KFC, 11 Herbs and Spices.<|eor|><|sor|>oh god I feel s... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mountainpilot | gp49sa3 | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>Who is Colonel Panic and why is he using my computer?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wonkifier | gp6nseh | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>Who is Colonel Panic and why is he using my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>He reports under General Protection Fault, so you should take it u... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ruffy91 | gp65m9x | <|soss|><|sot|>My girlfriend is learning Linux and asked me what a kernel panic is.<|eot|><|sost|>I told her its what happened when the kernel only has 10 herbs and spices.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know kernel panic, only general failure.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mashpoe | hxqrki | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mashpoe | fz8rvwc | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>State monad would only be a problem if a person who understood monads actually existed<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MajorMajorObvious | fza9gm1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What is a pirate's favorite programming language?
It's the C<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | D3ADGLoW | fzaaywu | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What is a pirate's favorite programming language?
It's the C<|eor|><|sor|>I thought they'd prefer *R*, matey<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Trolololkarln | fzak2ph | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>What is a pirate's favorite programming language?
It's the C<|eor|><|sor|>I thought they'd prefer *R*, matey<|eor|><|sor|>"What's a pirates f... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | grahnen | fz9i74v | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>State monad would only be a problem if a person who understood monads actually existed<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah that's a... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | fz95xgv | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>No class, no state<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mashpoe | fz92dyu | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>State monad would only be a problem if a person who understood monads actually existed<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah that's a... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 73_68_69_74_2E_2E | fz9fteo | <|soss|><|sot|>What is an anarchist's favorite programming paradigm?<|eot|><|sost|>Functional, of course, because it doesn't have any state!<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>State monad would only be a problem if a person who understood monads actually existed<|eoopr|><|sor|>A monad is nothing complicated at all.... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RandomDucks97 | hdo72h | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | fvmath6 | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|sor|>Is JS and HTML now NSFW?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PapoochCZ | fvmbrz3 | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|sor|>It also provides useful SUBroutines<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | geigenmusikant | fvmb8vv | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|sor|>Is JS and HTML now NSFW?<|eor|><|sor|>No Face So Work?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xouns | fvmoi74 | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|sor|>Is JS and HTML now NSFW?<|eor|><|sor|>No Face So Work?<|eor|><|sor|>Not For Suitable Work... Yep, that IS right!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RandomDucks97 | fvn244m | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|sor|>It also provides useful SUBroutines<|eor|><|soopr|>I hear JS tends to objectify.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LetterBoxSnatch | fvo6bd2 | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|sor|>It also provides useful SUBroutines<|eor|><|soopr|>I hear JS tends to objectify.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Also does lots of (type) coercion<|eor|><|sor|>Attaches child slaves to its outgoing streams and then ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rudidude86 | fvp5m6n | <|soss|><|sot|>HTML and JS is into some kinky stuff.<|eot|><|sost|> JS keeps refering to HTML as its "DOM".<|eost|><|sor|>r/ProgrammerUncleJokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yxnaab | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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ProgrammerDadJokes | IAmTaka_VG | iwprf87 | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>where's the link tho dumbass <|eor|><|sor|>His plug-in could have prevented this.<|eor|><|eoss|><|... | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RafatRifaie | iwpl4q5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>where's the link tho dumbass <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iwpuu0q | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>Tell me theres an accompanying cartoon Captain or Sherlock pop-up mascot a la [Clippy](https://en.... | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Wexzuz | iwriwk1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>I made one as well for programmers that don't realize they are being flirted with. I call it ObliV... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TehMulbnief | iwqwwq6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>Does it just instantly light up if you're writing in javascript <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | iwrd95q | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>Tell me theres an accompanying cartoon Captain or Sherlock pop-up mascot a la [Clippy](https://en.... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iws8q5k | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>Tell me theres an accompanying cartoon Captain or Sherlock pop-up mascot a la [Clippy](https://en.... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | knockknuckles | iwrlaqf | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>Does it just instantly light up if you're writing in javascript <|eor|><|sor|>*har har har* javasc... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GrimieBrowneye | iws1rz1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>I made one as well for programmers that don't realize they are being flirted with. I call it ObliV... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iws8r51 | <|soss|><|sot|>I developed a VS Code extension that uses machine learning to tell you when you've made an obvious mistake.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called ObVS.
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(In before "ObVS joke is ObVS")<|eost|><|sor|>where's the link tho dumbass <|eor|><|soopr|>It's obvious.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | duckenthusiast17 | kknk4b | <|soss|><|sot|>I was going to tell a joke a about C but...<|eot|><|sost|>Segmentation fault (core dumped)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gh3rmtr | <|soss|><|sot|>I was going to tell a joke a about C but...<|eot|><|sost|>Segmentation fault (core dumped)<|eost|><|sor|>I was going to tell a joke about strings in C but Ifffffghtyhiufrrgh6634689&---_&<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chupmacabre | gh4qqt6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I was going to tell a joke a about C but...<|eot|><|sost|>Segmentation fault (core dumped)<|eost|><|sor|>I thought this was gonna be a joke about references but I couldnt quite point it out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Master_Sifo_Dyas | gh4ac5w | <|soss|><|sot|>I was going to tell a joke a about C but...<|eot|><|sost|>Segmentation fault (core dumped)<|eost|><|sor|>I fear no man
But that thing...
>!Segmentation fault!<
It scares me<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gh5lk1t | <|soss|><|sot|>I was going to tell a joke a about C but...<|eot|><|sost|>Segmentation fault (core dumped)<|eost|><|sor|>I thought this was gonna be a joke about references but I couldnt quite point it out<|eor|><|sor|>You would not have been able to handle it anyway.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gramire4 | gh4d2ba | <|soss|><|sot|>I was going to tell a joke a about C but...<|eot|><|sost|>Segmentation fault (core dumped)<|eost|><|sor|>My reference was constantly varying<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | c8qasa | <|soss|><|sot|>The new Pokemon games don't use if statements.<|eot|><|sost|>They use Nintendo Switch.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iaanacho | esp97ns | <|soss|><|sot|>The new Pokemon games don't use if statements.<|eot|><|sost|>They use Nintendo Switch.<|eost|><|sor|>If you keep this up I'll have to break outta here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | esq6o2r | <|soss|><|sot|>The new Pokemon games don't use if statements.<|eot|><|sost|>They use Nintendo Switch.<|eost|><|sor|>But what if the case had to be dynamic<|eor|><|sor|> switch (boolean_thingo) {
case true: ...; break;
case false: ...; break;
}
or
case boolean_thingo of
true => ...
f... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | esq73e0 | <|soss|><|sot|>The new Pokemon games don't use if statements.<|eot|><|sost|>They use Nintendo Switch.<|eost|><|sor|>But what if the case had to be dynamic<|eor|><|sor|> switch (boolean_thingo) {
case true: ...; break;
case false: ...; break;
}
or
case boolean_thingo of
true => ...
f... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tomparkes1993 | a9a5h3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Happy Halloween Everyone!<|eot|><|sost|>I've waited since [Christmas](https://redd.it/9sy01r) to post this!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | This_Is_Tartar | echthkx | <|soss|><|sot|>Happy Halloween Everyone!<|eot|><|sost|>I've waited since [Christmas](https://redd.it/9sy01r) to post this!<|eost|><|sor|>*sigh* I knew what this was before I clicked the link.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 3secondruletaco | echnn5v | <|soss|><|sot|>Happy Halloween Everyone!<|eot|><|sost|>I've waited since [Christmas](https://redd.it/9sy01r) to post this!<|eost|><|sor|>Hope you get the payoff yr looking fir <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | K3W3L | eci02cx | <|soss|><|sot|>Happy Halloween Everyone!<|eot|><|sost|>I've waited since [Christmas](https://redd.it/9sy01r) to post this!<|eost|><|sor|>> I've waited since Christmas to post this!
I've also waited since Christmas to do the opposite of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/9sy01r/merry_christmas_... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fliggerty | eci06mx | <|soss|><|sot|>Happy Halloween Everyone!<|eot|><|sost|>I've waited since [Christmas](https://redd.it/9sy01r) to post this!<|eost|><|sor|>Well played friend, well played. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | K3W3L | ecies2j | <|soss|><|sot|>Happy Halloween Everyone!<|eot|><|sost|>I've waited since [Christmas](https://redd.it/9sy01r) to post this!<|eost|><|sor|>> I've waited since Christmas to post this!
I've also waited since Christmas to do the opposite of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/9sy01r/merry_christmas_... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | defsteph | 8ta6pc | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0110010001100010 | e160zph | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|sor|>panty RAID?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tictacshack | e160p2f | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|sor|>Not a silicone rack of hard drives?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | e167yas | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|sor|>Certainly contains a whole lot of hard drives <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | defsteph | e160r0r | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|sor|>Not a silicone rack of hard drives?<|eor|><|soopr|>I bet its filled with them. Silicone racks everywhere. <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batman1177 | e1674oh | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|sor|>Now that's the Silicon Valley where you'll find a good job. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0x564A00 | e182y1m | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|sor|>Not a silicone rack of hard drives?<|eor|><|sor|>Baby, you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | e177zi0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call Pornhubs storage array?<|eot|><|sost|>A data whore house. <|eost|><|sor|>Hey. Nice racks<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Marcush-Loominati | 57lofn | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gandalfx | d8t5lch | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ninjamia | d8t7v1m | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>Nahhh, I hear it both ways all the time. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
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