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ProgrammerDadJokes | dfr33zy | d8thdbf | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>I guess I'm the only one who pronounces it squeal. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfman1911 | d8thyhv | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>I think people that pronounce it 'sequel' are weird, to be honest.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tweaqslug | d8u229d | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>I guess I'm the only one who pronounces it squeal. <|eor|><|sor|>Not anymore.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | o11c | d8vdcya | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>"Sequel" is unambiguously wrong if referring to the standard, but right when referring to Microsoft's implementation.<|eor|><|eoss|><|en... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thext | d8t52g8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>Part3: NoSQL
Part4: NewSQL
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | x1xderrick | d8t5rxd | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>I do the same.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | d8t4y5s | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I can't stand SQLite culture. That movie wasn't that great.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | koenigkill | d8t82jd | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>[Both are ok according to Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IamPhoReal | d8tfekb | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>officially it is S-Q-L but they have come to be interchangeable.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EveningNewbs | d8tz8mc | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>I guess I'm the only one who pronounces it squeal. <|eor|><|sor|>There are dozens of us! Dozens!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sandwich247 | d8u51al | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I pronounce it as individual letters, like S.Q.L. Am I weird?<|eor|><|sor|>I think people that pronounce it 'sequel' are weird, to be honest.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone at work calls it that, now, after a year and a ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 11e4mm2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that if you type "Microsoft search engine" into a Chinese search engine, it blows up?<|eot|><|sost|>Baidu Bing, Baidu boom.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | jacdz84 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that if you type "Microsoft search engine" into a Chinese search engine, it blows up?<|eot|><|sost|>Baidu Bing, Baidu boom.<|eost|><|sor|>This is brilliant. Well done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Avicii_29 | jacgsa5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that if you type "Microsoft search engine" into a Chinese search engine, it blows up?<|eot|><|sost|>Baidu Bing, Baidu boom.<|eost|><|sor|>I tried it now my chinese phone is making automatic backup of my photos and data on the cloud app i dont even know<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | v90i9y | <|soss|><|sot|>How can you tell when programmers are stressed out from debugging code?<|eot|><|sost|>Theyre past their breakpoint<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ibtujdp | <|soss|><|sot|>How can you tell when programmers are stressed out from debugging code?<|eot|><|sost|>Theyre past their breakpoint<|eost|><|sor|>Just step out for a bit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | ibtqbau | <|soss|><|sot|>How can you tell when programmers are stressed out from debugging code?<|eot|><|sost|>Theyre past their breakpoint<|eost|><|sor|>The first or the 100th breakpoint?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WorldEdit- | ibtqnl8 | <|soss|><|sot|>How can you tell when programmers are stressed out from debugging code?<|eot|><|sost|>Theyre past their breakpoint<|eost|><|sor|>The first or the 100th breakpoint?<|eor|><|sor|>The nth<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ibtrovz | <|soss|><|sot|>How can you tell when programmers are stressed out from debugging code?<|eot|><|sost|>Theyre past their breakpoint<|eost|><|sor|>The first or the 100th breakpoint?<|eor|><|soopr|>thatIs = strawList.get(strawList.size()-1);<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | ns7zzd | <|soss|><|sot|>Js told CSS "you are !important"<|eot|><|sost|>CSS blushed while JS grinned.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bartekmuzyk | h0m7stv | <|soss|><|sot|>Js told CSS "you are !important"<|eot|><|sost|>CSS blushed while JS grinned.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get the punchline<|eor|><|sor|>`!important` after a CSS property means, that it will override this property if it is set by another rule. In JS an exclamation mark means negation, so `!important` would mean... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tobiasvl | h0m2uo3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Js told CSS "you are !important"<|eot|><|sost|>CSS blushed while JS grinned.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get the punchline<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BasedBallsInMyFace | h0l21mj | <|soss|><|sot|>Js told CSS "you are !important"<|eot|><|sost|>CSS blushed while JS grinned.<|eost|><|sor|>let important = false;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TimGreller | h0m9hyb | <|soss|><|sot|>Js told CSS "you are !important"<|eot|><|sost|>CSS blushed while JS grinned.<|eost|><|sor|>So when someone else tells CSS now "you aren't", it will ignore that. Nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lusp1199 | h0lgn1i | <|soss|><|sot|>Js told CSS "you are !important"<|eot|><|sost|>CSS blushed while JS grinned.<|eost|><|sor|>How falsify in css<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | iy4uuh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MaciasMucias | g6apxnb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|sor|>Then he realised he writes in python and cries.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deegwaren | g6avbxo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|sor|>For the unaware: naan bread is a type of bread common in India.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mhdhussein | g6arado | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|sor|>Then he realised he writes in python and cries.<|eor|><|sor|>That would get him re-pita bread.
A poor substitute indeed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | g6bknc3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|sor|>For the unaware: naan bread is a type of bread common in India.<|eor|><|sor|>And it's *the best*.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | g6bm4t4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|sor|>Then he realised he writes in python and cries.<|eor|><|sor|>"sandwich " * 6<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | g6bm6u1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|sor|>For the unaware: naan bread is a type of bread common in India.<|eor|><|sor|>Gebruikersnaam controleert uit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keesvv | g6c2lt1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the hungry dev multiply a string by an integer?<|eot|><|sost|>He wanted some NaN bread<|eost|><|sor|>For the unaware: naan bread is a type of bread common in India.<|eor|><|sor|>Gebruikersnaam controleert uit<|eor|><|sor|>_G E K O L O N I S E E R D_
^^sorry<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deepBlueCheese | f5yrro | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flipester | fi1w1uo | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|sor|>I thought it would be the foo bar.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deepBlueCheese | fi1owwm | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|sor|>Well "Assembly" is a big biannual LAN/esports event in Finland, so you're not wrong. :)<|eor|><|soopr|>Ah Finland! What a fine land.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 1N07 | fi1nj6f | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|sor|>Well "Assembly" is a big biannual LAN/esports event in Finland, so you're not wrong. :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | fi28yoz | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|sor|>That's where they link up!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | fi3gxb4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|sor|>Well this was a really low level language pun, but Im here for it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Minato_Potter | fi2ibl2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|sor|>Also at stack overflow.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RottenLB | fi308i2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Where do programmers meet together?<|eot|><|sost|>In the assembly!<|eost|><|sor|>This is pretty clever. I like it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Caninomancy | cdwmrx | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mama so FAT<|eot|><|sost|>That she can't save files larger than 4GB.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | etx44ha | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mama so FAT<|eot|><|sost|>That she can't save files larger than 4GB.<|eost|><|sor|>/r/FAT32peoplehate<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CosmicButtclench | etwv68y | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mama so FAT<|eot|><|sost|>That she can't save files larger than 4GB.<|eost|><|sor|>4GB minus 2 Bytes<|eor|><|sor|>Those two bytes are what falls when she's chewing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgreeableLandscape3 | etxnuuz | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mama so FAT<|eot|><|sost|>That she can't save files larger than 4GB.<|eost|><|sor|>But if she loses weight, she will become exFAT.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Andrew_Z | etwtqyy | <|soss|><|sot|>Yo mama so FAT<|eot|><|sost|>That she can't save files larger than 4GB.<|eost|><|sor|>4GB minus 2 Bytes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | buzz_light365 | 9xq9q6 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's not magic, it's sudo-science<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | onewaylimited | e9umlwu | <|soss|><|sot|>It's not magic, it's sudo-science<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Have a gosh darn upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | e9upvgr | <|soss|><|sot|>It's not magic, it's sudo-science<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>sudo mod me up<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | 11h3qr7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I took one piece of flatbread<|eot|><|sost|>and divided it by zero pieces of flatbread. Now I have NaaN.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jartitz | <|soss|><|sot|>I took one piece of flatbread<|eot|><|sost|>and divided it by zero pieces of flatbread. Now I have NaaN.<|eost|><|sor|>Deserves all its upvotes, but sadly will be infinitely non-rising.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | boomcraftgamngyt | jath6zh | <|soss|><|sot|>I took one piece of flatbread<|eot|><|sost|>and divided it by zero pieces of flatbread. Now I have NaaN.<|eost|><|sor|>Deserves all its upvotes, but sadly will be infinitely non-rising.<|eor|><|sor|>Thus is just as good. there's Naan a bad comment<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | jaudoiw | <|soss|><|sot|>I took one piece of flatbread<|eot|><|sost|>and divided it by zero pieces of flatbread. Now I have NaaN.<|eost|><|sor|>This is genius<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jausnub | <|soss|><|sot|>I took one piece of flatbread<|eot|><|sost|>and divided it by zero pieces of flatbread. Now I have NaaN.<|eost|><|sor|>This is genius<|eor|><|soopr|>/me bows<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheGroovyChili | z3xuc5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are linear time algorithms preferred?<|eot|><|sost|>They always run O(n) time.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ixo6i3k | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are linear time algorithms preferred?<|eot|><|sost|>They always run O(n) time.<|eost|><|sor|>O(k).
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/y6o0bc/with\_training\_even\_lumberjacks\_can\_be\_constantly/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JQB45 | ixoyjwx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are linear time algorithms preferred?<|eot|><|sost|>They always run O(n) time.<|eost|><|sor|>Fine then, take my up vote. LoL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | awwww666yeah | ixpfvqv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are linear time algorithms preferred?<|eot|><|sost|>They always run O(n) time.<|eost|><|sor|>You mother fucker. Take my upvote.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tallonmetroid56 | hj1a8h | <|soss|><|sot|>I got cast as the leading man in a film about a shortest-path algorithm with a heuristic<|eot|><|sost|>I told them I'm not much of an actor.
They said not to worry, they'd make me a star.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bonafidebob | fwjjouy | <|soss|><|sot|>I got cast as the leading man in a film about a shortest-path algorithm with a heuristic<|eot|><|sost|>I told them I'm not much of an actor.
They said not to worry, they'd make me a star.<|eost|><|sor|>Working title: A Shakey Project?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PapoochCZ | fwkj5hc | <|soss|><|sot|>I got cast as the leading man in a film about a shortest-path algorithm with a heuristic<|eot|><|sost|>I told them I'm not much of an actor.
They said not to worry, they'd make me a star.<|eost|><|sor|>Are they done with casting all Dijkstras? I'd like a small part, too!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Revolutionary-Bell38 | wepe4e | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iipjqta | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/138/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OmnipotentEntity | iiq1bsd | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>This pointer is both near and dear to my heart.
#include <iostream>
union heart {
int near;
int dear;
};
int main() {
heart my_heart;
std::cout << &(my_heart.near) << std::e... | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lgroeni | iipxlf9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Im fond of `0x7` myself!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | moreVCAs | iiq7293 | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Yes, but its unique. I cant share it with you, but I could transfer ownership for a small fee <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | qevlarr | iiqw5f3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Yes. Always read widely before reinventing the wheel. Such as searching this sub for a joke idea to see if it's done before.<|eor|><|sor|>Good advice but lost redditor<|eor|><|sor|>Anyone who's done C++ should know ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | iisflcb | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>This pointer is both near and dear to my heart.
#include <iostream>
union heart {
int near;
int dear;
};
int main() {
heart my_heart;
std::cout << &(my_heart.near) << std::e... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mars_Bear2552 | iiqrpwl | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>Yes. Always read widely before reinventing the wheel. Such as searching this sub for a joke idea to see if it's done before.<|eor|><|sor|>Good advice but lost redditor<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | koalabear420 | iipydd9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>0x0<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OmnipotentEntity | iishop8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>This pointer is both near and dear to my heart.
#include <iostream>
union heart {
int near;
int dear;
};
int main() {
heart my_heart;
std::cout << &(my_heart.near) << std::e... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | givemeagoodun | iisx3xf | <|soss|><|sot|>Im about to start learning C++<|eot|><|sost|>Does anyone have any pointers?<|eost|><|sor|>This pointer is both near and dear to my heart.
#include <iostream>
union heart {
int near;
int dear;
};
int main() {
heart my_heart;
std::cout << &(my_heart.near) << std::e... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ofby1 | shvbqq | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LopsidedChipmunk | hv4v46j | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>DB2...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nesuniken | hv5b8o8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I had an epiphany the other day. It's not pronounced "sequel", it's pronounced "Seek well".<|eor|><|sor|>**They're both heresy.**
^(*This message is brought to you by the "ess-q-el" gang*)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | hv55zcq | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>DB2...<|eor|><|sor|>SELECTric Boogaloo<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRealLazloFalconi | hv59mf3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I had an epiphany the other day. It's not pronounced "sequel", it's pronounced "Seek well".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pumpkin_seed_oil | hv5ckch | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I had an epiphany the other day. It's not pronounced "sequel", it's pronounced "Seek well".<|eor|><|sor|>**They're both heresy.**
^(*This message is brought to you by the "ess-q-el" gang*)<|eor|><|sor|>You're al... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Truck_Stop_Sushi | hv78az0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>If the first movie sucks, then NoSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ofby1 | hv54jrq | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>DB2...<|eor|><|soopr|>Love it!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nesuniken | hv5cvm1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the second movie about a database engineer called?<|eot|><|sost|>The SQL<|eost|><|sor|>I had an epiphany the other day. It's not pronounced "sequel", it's pronounced "Seek well".<|eor|><|sor|>**They're both heresy.**
^(*This message is brought to you by the "ess-q-el" gang*)<|eor|><|sor|>You're al... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TalyssonOC | 8qrqaq | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spaceman_ | e0lokbt | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>Also, they have more `fun`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tubbo | e0ls4ec | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>You must be a functional programmer ;)<|eor|><|sor|>`since(when(is(this))); public class MoreBeautiful { public static void thanThis() }`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | misterZalli | e0lu6z6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>Upvote();<|eor|><|sor|>What kind of function is that that doesn't take any arguments? Are you planning on using a mutable state??<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | eukubernetes | e0mfdyi | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>You must be a functional programmer ;)<|eor|><|sor|>`since(when(is(this))); public class MoreBeautiful { public static void thanThis() }`<|eor|><|sor|>1970-01-01 00:00:00<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rebbit_and_birb | e0luyoe | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>Upvote();<|eor|><|sor|>What kind of function is that that doesn't take any arguments? Are you planning on using a mutable state??<|eor|><|sor|>The function is a void function that prints "you fool, i a... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pilotInPyjamas | e0linwf | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>You must be a functional programmer ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rebbit_and_birb | e0loeiz | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>Upvote();<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheMatten | e0n8lvn | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>You must be a functional programmer ;)<|eor|><|sor|>`since(when(is(this))); public class MoreBeautiful { public static void thanThis() }`<|eor|><|sor|>Did you mean:
since $ when $ is $ this<|eor|>... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TalyssonOC | e0m56a6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Functional programmers are really good jokers<|eot|><|sost|>They have the best oneliners.<|eost|><|sor|>Upvote();<|eor|><|sor|>What kind of function is that that doesn't take any arguments? Are you planning on using a mutable state??<|eor|><|sor|>The function is a void function that prints "you fool, i a... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | simple-reddit-user | 6etq3m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | faultierchen | did09u0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>Not because they can't c sharp? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | illvm | did31js | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>Not because they can't c sharp? <|eor|><|sor|>Those are programmers that need wear glasses. Blind people simply cannot C.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | faultierchen | did6xkj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>Not because they can't c sharp? <|eor|><|sor|>Those are programmers that need wear glasses. Blind people simply cannot C.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't c at all, you also can't c sharp as a result.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | err_pell | did8zi9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>Not because they can't c sharp? <|eor|><|sor|>Those are programmers that need wear glasses. Blind people simply cannot C.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't c at all, you also can't c sharp as a result.<|eor|><|sor|>That's so !true ... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CaptainBlagbird | didr18u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>Not because they can't c sharp? <|eor|><|sor|>Those are programmers that need wear glasses. Blind people simply cannot C.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't c at all, you also can't c sharp as a result.<|eor|><|sor|>That's so !true ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | dicxncq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>but why would they go for java of all other languages? Are they so depressed?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | did5dmf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>but why would they go for java of all other languages? Are they so depressed?<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't java the closest you can get to c? Or someone will expand my knowledge?<|eor|><|sor|>from what I've heard, Java and C# are qui... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | njutn95 | didrw5s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do blind programers use java<|eot|><|sost|>Because they can't c<|eost|><|sor|>Not because they can't c sharp? <|eor|><|sor|>Those are programmers that need wear glasses. Blind people simply cannot C.<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't c at all, you also can't c sharp as a result.<|eor|><|sor|>That's so !true ... | 5 |
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