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ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | n4n351 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | gwwdju8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>And whats their favorite music Genre? Swing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | devrohitsharma | gwwk5za | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>Whats their favourite Star Wars character?
Jar Jar Binks<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GopherBrokes | gwwq5j5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>And their favorite way to get wealthy?
Inheritance<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gwwtu4r | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>And their favorite way to get wealthy?
Inheritance<|eor|><|soopr|>Such an abstract way to get rich.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gwwt37f | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>What is the *least* favorite season of an *experienced* Java developer?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ekolis | gwwxudl | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>What is the *least* favorite season of an *experienced* Java developer?<|eor|><|soopr|>Humour me...<|eoopr|><|sor|>The more you learn about Java, the more you hate Spring.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gwwyay1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>Whats their favourite Star Wars character?
Jar Jar Binks<|eor|><|soopr|>Also fyi, Java coders like eating Rajma Chawal a lot cause it has a lot of beans.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheRedmanCometh | gwxe0kw | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>What is the *least* favorite season of an *experienced* Java developer?<|eor|><|soopr|>Humour me...<|eoopr|><|sor|>The more you learn about Java, the more you hate Spring.<|eor|><|sor|>Hard disagree<|eor|><|eoss|><|endo... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gwz2fpn | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>So, after they Hibernate?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gwwtvcn | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>What is the *least* favorite season of an *experienced* Java developer?<|eor|><|soopr|>Humour me...<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _learner | gwwz5sc | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>What is the *least* favorite season of an *experienced* Java developer?<|eor|><|soopr|>Humour me...<|eoopr|><|sor|>The more you learn about Java, the more you hate Spring.<|eor|><|soopr|>I totally agree. I am more of a ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gwwtrrn | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the favourite season of a Java developer?<|eot|><|sost|>Spring <|eost|><|sor|>Whats their favourite Star Wars character?
Jar Jar Binks<|eor|><|soopr|>Joke for you, I have.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heofizzy | n31ty4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What currency do go developers use?<|eot|><|sost|>Con-currency.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | max_horstmann | gwn4t0d | <|soss|><|sot|>What currency do go developers use?<|eot|><|sost|>Con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Routinely.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheOldTubaroo | gwnlvb1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What currency do go developers use?<|eot|><|sost|>Con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Routinely.<|eor|><|sor|>I've been awaiting this comment<|eor|><|sor|>I've got asyncing feeling about this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TwistedSoul21967 | gwnjj4q | <|soss|><|sot|>What currency do go developers use?<|eot|><|sost|>Con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Routinely.<|eor|><|sor|>I've been awaiting this comment<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TwistedSoul21967 | gwnlz4i | <|soss|><|sot|>What currency do go developers use?<|eot|><|sost|>Con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Routinely.<|eor|><|sor|>I've been awaiting this comment<|eor|><|sor|>I've got asyncing feeling about this<|eor|><|sor|>I hope they don't block this thread<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PopeInnocentXIV | gwoniis | <|soss|><|sot|>What currency do go developers use?<|eot|><|sost|>Con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Cold hard cache.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlFasGD | b5xg6o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | natched | ejgm98u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>Booleans are either nothing or a bit off<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlFasGD | ejgkhkn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>puns are the worst <|eor|><|soopr|>What sub do you think you're on?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | B_M_Wilson | ejh1l1r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>0 == False == True and other idiosyncratic human inventions, next on PBS.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool true = 0;`<|eor|><|sor|> ~$ python3
>>> true = False
>>> false = true !=... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | onthefence928 | ejgl4jp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>puns are the worst <|eor|><|sor|>false<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | B_M_Wilson | ejh9zkf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>0 == False == True and other idiosyncratic human inventions, next on PBS.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool true = 0;`<|eor|><|sor|> ~$ python3
>>> true = False
>>> false = true !=... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TechnicJelle | ejhmtvt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>*Cries in TI-Basic*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gellis12 | ejgwhsw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>0 == False == True and other idiosyncratic human inventions, next on PBS.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool true = 0;`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | B_M_Wilson | ejhbyhd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do integer data types feel bad if you only use them as booleans?<|eot|><|sost|>Because you are bool-ying them.<|eost|><|sor|>0 == False == True and other idiosyncratic human inventions, next on PBS.<|eor|><|sor|>`bool true = 0;`<|eor|><|sor|> ~$ python3
>>> true = False
>>> false = true !=... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | ofnpl1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Many companies have a "Clean Desk Policy" to protect confidential printed documents from being stolen, but programmers often don't follow it, why?<|eot|><|sost|>They have Full Desk Encryption.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lalder95 | h4dm1ed | <|soss|><|sot|>Many companies have a "Clean Desk Policy" to protect confidential printed documents from being stolen, but programmers often don't follow it, why?<|eot|><|sost|>They have Full Desk Encryption.<|eost|><|sor|>Nobody can read my code anyway<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BrFrancis | h4dmezn | <|soss|><|sot|>Many companies have a "Clean Desk Policy" to protect confidential printed documents from being stolen, but programmers often don't follow it, why?<|eot|><|sost|>They have Full Desk Encryption.<|eost|><|sor|>Nobody can read my code anyway<|eor|><|sor|>Lucky you. They found a guy that can read it, and all ... | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ria-snek | h4eqpnu | <|soss|><|sot|>Many companies have a "Clean Desk Policy" to protect confidential printed documents from being stolen, but programmers often don't follow it, why?<|eot|><|sost|>They have Full Desk Encryption.<|eost|><|sor|>Are we supposed remember all the complicated passwords to prod code & data? Nothx<|eor|><|eoss|><|... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ranrathore | mo8mce | <|soss|><|sot|>Either my code is working<|eot|><|sost|>>!or I am!<<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadcell | gu2jkf1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Either my code is working<|eot|><|sost|>>!or I am!<<|eost|><|sor|>"Automate the boring shit, get paid for all the rest."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalibabka | cf4vks | <|soss|><|sot|>It's been much easier to do puzzles at work ever since the sysadmin gave me elevated privileges.<|eot|><|sost|>Now I just run sudo ku.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LetThereBeNick | eu892an | <|soss|><|sot|>It's been much easier to do puzzles at work ever since the sysadmin gave me elevated privileges.<|eot|><|sost|>Now I just run sudo ku.<|eost|><|sor|>There's a really fun hidden game in linux called sudo rm -rf ~/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalibabka | eu8fxxa | <|soss|><|sot|>It's been much easier to do puzzles at work ever since the sysadmin gave me elevated privileges.<|eot|><|sost|>Now I just run sudo ku.<|eost|><|sor|>There's a really fun hidden game in linux called sudo rm -rf ~/<|eor|><|sor|>Why do ~/ if you can do / Instead?<|eor|><|soopr|>Let's not encourage Satan sha... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dgaa1991 | eu8db1n | <|soss|><|sot|>It's been much easier to do puzzles at work ever since the sysadmin gave me elevated privileges.<|eot|><|sost|>Now I just run sudo ku.<|eost|><|sor|>There's a really fun hidden game in linux called sudo rm -rf ~/<|eor|><|sor|>Why do ~/ if you can do / Instead?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OmnipotentEntity | eu8y9gy | <|soss|><|sot|>It's been much easier to do puzzles at work ever since the sysadmin gave me elevated privileges.<|eot|><|sost|>Now I just run sudo ku.<|eost|><|sor|>There's a really fun hidden game in linux called sudo rm -rf ~/<|eor|><|sor|>Why do ~/ if you can do / Instead?<|eor|><|sor|>Because you need to pass --no-p... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OmnipotentEntity | eu8lok0 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's been much easier to do puzzles at work ever since the sysadmin gave me elevated privileges.<|eot|><|sost|>Now I just run sudo ku.<|eost|><|sor|>There's a really fun hidden game in linux called sudo rm -rf ~/<|eor|><|sor|>Why do ~/ if you can do / Instead?<|eor|><|sor|>Because you need to pass --no-p... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hash255 | c88xj3 | <|soss|><|sot|>The timing.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bzaks1424 | eskxdyt | <|soss|><|sot|>The timing.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/c8917y/whats_the_worst_part_of_a_race_condition_joke/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MightHaveDone | eskxgmp | <|soss|><|sot|>The timing.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>goddammit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drax-tic | esl5vyz | <|soss|><|sot|>The timing.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>goddammit<|eor|><|sor|>
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/c8917y/whats_the_worst_part_of_a_race_condition_joke/esl4g1i?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UsablePizza | esmg3rz | <|soss|><|sot|>The timing.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I hate it when you seem to get two separate instances instead of just one and the same member comments on both.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | madpata | bs2rf1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Coworker: How are you going to store that timestamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Elton: I think it's going to be a **long long time**<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | eoirjbt | <|soss|><|sot|>Coworker: How are you going to store that timestamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Elton: I think it's going to be a **long long time**<|eost|><|sor|>When it comes to programmer dad jokes...
You rock it man<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | eojt1jz | <|soss|><|sot|>Coworker: How are you going to store that timestamp?<|eot|><|sost|>Elton: I think it's going to be a **long long time**<|eost|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | case-o-dea | athyq5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | case-o-dea | eh14zdm | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|sor|>Wait, there are things outside of my shell? <|eor|><|soopr|>There's a whole world waiting for you to say "hello" to it<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jem014 | eh14v4z | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|sor|>Wait, there are things outside of my shell? <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jem014 | eh15bnh | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|sor|>Wait, there are things outside of my shell? <|eor|><|soopr|>There's a whole world waiting for you to say "hello" to it<|eoopr|><|sor|>But I feel comfortable here. And I already said 'Hello W... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tcoxon | eh1pi6x | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|sor|>I guess he took "beware the IDEs of March" to heart...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bar1792 | eh1jbd2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|sor|>Wait, there are things outside of my shell? <|eor|><|sor|>Nano is my IDE<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beomagi | eh2xwiz | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like he was being bash-ful<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | computergeek125 | eh1nbf5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?<|eot|><|sost|>He retreated into his shell<|eost|><|sor|>Wait, there are things outside of my shell? <|eor|><|sor|>Nano is my IDE<|eor|><|sor|>That's ~~on~~ one VIew of the world
EDIT: I can't spell<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Morphinepill | ygl57u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do they use i to loop through an array?<|eot|><|sost|>Because without it, it is terable<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cooldug000 | iu92ijt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do they use i to loop through an array?<|eot|><|sost|>Because without it, it is terable<|eost|><|sor|>*nice*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LlamAcademyOfficial | iub5m5q | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do they use i to loop through an array?<|eot|><|sost|>Because without it, it is terable<|eost|><|sor|>This is top quality content that keeps me watching this sub. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jmaca90 | iubbx9r | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do they use i to loop through an array?<|eot|><|sost|>Because without it, it is terable<|eost|><|sor|>Youve gone past the point of no return<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chinese_snow | iuc6p1x | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do they use i to loop through an array?<|eot|><|sost|>Because without it, it is terable<|eost|><|sor|>Waiting for an explanation on using "j"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dr-RobertFord | iubr972 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do they use i to loop through an array?<|eot|><|sost|>Because without it, it is terable<|eost|><|sor|>*nice*<|eor|><|sor|>_nce_<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wienerbonbons | iucihse | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do they use i to loop through an array?<|eot|><|sost|>Because without it, it is terable<|eost|><|sor|>Waiting for an explanation on using "j"<|eor|><|sor|>There's no explanation, that's the oke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SkillBranch | 7prr47 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do ships send files?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier-to-Pier.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | verriond | dsk8koo | <|soss|><|sot|>How do ships send files?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier-to-Pier.<|eost|><|sor|>How do french people send files? Pierre-to-Pierre.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kek918 | dsvai7g | <|soss|><|sot|>How do ships send files?<|eot|><|sost|>Pier-to-Pier.<|eost|><|sor|>Brilliant! I work for a shipping company and asked in the IT group chat "how can I send files to our ships?" - nobody answered and I couldn't stop giggling so I had to spoil it: "Pier-To-Pier".
Joke was approved!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftex... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | atu939a | la7t52 | <|soss|><|sot|>I fired a developer because he couldn't recall what event was firing<|eot|><|sost|>He kept saying it was a blur<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | glmvohd | <|soss|><|sot|>I fired a developer because he couldn't recall what event was firing<|eot|><|sost|>He kept saying it was a blur<|eost|><|sor|>This event has left me triggered<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | yumha0x | gln7m3l | <|soss|><|sot|>I fired a developer because he couldn't recall what event was firing<|eot|><|sost|>He kept saying it was a blur<|eost|><|sor|>I think they won't callback<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King5lay3r | glpjnvk | <|soss|><|sot|>I fired a developer because he couldn't recall what event was firing<|eot|><|sost|>He kept saying it was a blur<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe if he could focus more on his work he might've remembered it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DevilsMicro | glpjnxt | <|soss|><|sot|>I fired a developer because he couldn't recall what event was firing<|eot|><|sost|>He kept saying it was a blur<|eost|><|sor|>He clearly wasn't focus'ed on his job<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | glpvf24 | <|soss|><|sot|>I fired a developer because he couldn't recall what event was firing<|eot|><|sost|>He kept saying it was a blur<|eost|><|sor|>Okay I confess I don't get this one, can somebody explain?<|eor|><|sor|>I think he's referring to `onBlur` in web sites<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Verpous | il848e | <|soss|><|sot|>How do programmers avoid getting corona?<|eot|><|sost|>They use bitmasks.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nemohearttaco | g3q7aen | <|soss|><|sot|>How do programmers avoid getting corona?<|eot|><|sost|>They use bitmasks.<|eost|><|sor|>I thought this was going to be another TCP handshake joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | g3q8k0i | <|soss|><|sot|>How do programmers avoid getting corona?<|eot|><|sost|>They use bitmasks.<|eost|><|sor|>64206 masks.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure this belongs here. Too clever, not enough groan. Upgrades the joke too effectively<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JazzXP | g3t0wbm | <|soss|><|sot|>How do programmers avoid getting corona?<|eot|><|sost|>They use bitmasks.<|eost|><|sor|>Living their lives exactly the same way they're used to?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BlindSaviour | g3qj3d8 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do programmers avoid getting corona?<|eot|><|sost|>They use bitmasks.<|eost|><|sor|>Working from home?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Driconrikus | i19t0j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the bad programmer run away from git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's afraid of committing.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I-AM_SPARTACUS | fzvnlyz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the bad programmer run away from git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's afraid of committing.<|eost|><|sor|>Who could blame him.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chaser456 | fzwkwnt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the bad programmer run away from git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's afraid of committing.<|eost|><|sor|>Who could blame him.<|eor|><|sor|>He always push everyone away.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | whattheclap | fzwvndz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the bad programmer run away from git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's afraid of committing.<|eost|><|sor|>Who could blame him.<|eor|><|sor|>He always push everyone away.<|eor|><|sor|>So no one can find the stash<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ashirviskas | fzwws12 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the bad programmer run away from git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's afraid of committing.<|eost|><|sor|>Who could blame him.<|eor|><|sor|>He always push everyone away.<|eor|><|sor|>So no one can find the stash<|eor|><|sor|>Hidden between the branches<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | legendkiller107 | fzwpyne | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the bad programmer run away from git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's afraid of committing.<|eost|><|sor|>I hear he rebased elsewhere<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XelaChang | fzwps4m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the bad programmer run away from git?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he's afraid of committing.<|eost|><|sor|>He just decided to git away.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnAverageFreak | 9s3vsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Variadic constructor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7pozyu3zxu11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PotatosFish | e8mc18n | <|sols|><|sot|>Variadic constructor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7pozyu3zxu11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brb going use that in every single constructor I write<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aileri_frenretteb | y7jev6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the Linux user yell at people before solving a puzzle?<|eot|><|sost|>Because sudo -ku requires an argument.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | isw4e95 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the Linux user yell at people before solving a puzzle?<|eot|><|sost|>Because sudo -ku requires an argument.<|eost|><|sor|>This is genius<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TrueBirch | iswz9yv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the Linux user yell at people before solving a puzzle?<|eot|><|sost|>Because sudo -ku requires an argument.<|eost|><|sor|>I think this is the best post I've ever seen in this sub<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aileri_frenretteb | isx8cvk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the Linux user yell at people before solving a puzzle?<|eot|><|sost|>Because sudo -ku requires an argument.<|eost|><|sor|>imagine if he was an Arch user, he would be straight abusive.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, I use arch btw!<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I would very much like to hear about the advantages of usi... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _101Gh0st101_ | iswilkd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the Linux user yell at people before solving a puzzle?<|eot|><|sost|>Because sudo -ku requires an argument.<|eost|><|sor|>imagine if he was an Arch user, he would be straight abusive.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | rhus3j | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xobotun | hot1yu3 | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|sor|>Are you sure it's log4j? It looks more like ln4j.
UPD: yep, log4j is 0.602059991327i.
And I suspected it was natural logarithm 'cause the base is about 2.87, so ln4 should be larger than one, whereas ... | 94 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 66bananasandagrape | hotf23i | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|sor|>Are you sure it's log4j? It looks more like ln4j.
UPD: yep, log4j is 0.602059991327i.
And I suspected it was natural logarithm 'cause the base is about 2.87, so ln4 should be larger than one, whereas ... | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fNek | hotre3l | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|sor|>Are you sure it's log4j? It looks more like ln4j.
UPD: yep, log4j is 0.602059991327i.
And I suspected it was natural logarithm 'cause the base is about 2.87, so ln4 should be larger than one, whereas ... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marcosdumay | hot8sri | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be 1.3862943611198906***j***...or am I missing something here?<|eor|><|sor|>Some specialties use `i` for that number, other use `j`.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | codeIMperfect | hot2vby | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|sor|>Shouldn't it be 1.3862943611198906***j***...or am I missing something here?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xobotun | hovylml | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|sor|>Are you sure it's log4j? It looks more like ln4j.
UPD: yep, log4j is 0.602059991327i.
And I suspected it was natural logarithm 'cause the base is about 2.87, so ln4 should be larger than one, whereas ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RandomUser03 | hou2mkx | <|soss|><|sot|>why is a Java programmer afraid of 1.3862943611198906i ?<|eot|><|sost|>because it's log4j<|eost|><|sor|>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<|eor|><|sor|>Ok boys you know to do with a comment like this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | p5l92q | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
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