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ProgrammerDadJokes | neoKushan | h97je7t | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>The first line of the joke is good enough.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KraZhtest | h97faoy | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>Looks scripted to me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bobthemundane | h97yj3q | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know, I generally just use "\" to escape things.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | crazylegs888 | h98dl77 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>The first line of the joke is good enough.<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say just this.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drunkenangryredditor | h9956jb | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't brute-forcing the backdoor something that happens to you in US prisons?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gestrn | h972r62 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>not only his programs were running.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nickiel | h98rkcy | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>The first line of the joke is good enough.<|eor|><|sor|>Came here to say just this.<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure I've seen the first line on this sub b... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | h99lz0v | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know, I generally just use "\" to escape things.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont go dropping tables while escaping now<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | InfraGhost | h9adnrg | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the hacker escape the police?<|eot|><|sost|>He just ransomware.
He brute-forced the backdoor, jumped the firewall, then went phishing<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't brute-forcing the backdoor something that happens to you in US prisons?<|eor|><|sor|>Specially when you drop the SOAP.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cbrt74088 | jmnnvz | <|soss|><|sot|>What header comment does an honest programmer put in every code file?<|eot|><|sost|>//This code was written by a tool.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | gawav04 | <|soss|><|sot|>What header comment does an honest programmer put in every code file?<|eot|><|sost|>//This code was written by a tool.<|eost|><|sor|>hahahah.. I heard in the past people got upset with the line "Generated by a tool". Not sure if true...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | verdatum | gawyraj | <|soss|><|sot|>What header comment does an honest programmer put in every code file?<|eot|><|sost|>//This code was written by a tool.<|eost|><|sor|>I have written out lengthy apologies in more header comments than I care to admit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | doublebass120 | gaxmubd | <|soss|><|sot|>What header comment does an honest programmer put in every code file?<|eot|><|sost|>//This code was written by a tool.<|eost|><|sor|>The Clean Cook book even says "comments lie... Except that one"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | gnzsfa | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are PHP developers paid the most?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they put $ before every variable.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | frd3589 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are PHP developers paid the most?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they put $ before every variable.<|eost|><|sor|>Must be cost inefficient to run PHP code in for example Europe and convert every variable to ...<|eor|><|soopr|>That's why they are fanboys of Javascript.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | frdoss1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are PHP developers paid the most?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they put $ before every variable.<|eost|><|sor|>By that token so do jquery devs (if theyre still alive)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | frdkv7q | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are PHP developers paid the most?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they put $ before every variable.<|eost|><|sor|>Must be cost inefficient to run PHP code in for example Europe and convert every variable to ...<|eor|><|soopr|>That's why they are fanboys of Javascript.<|eoopr|><|sor|>As a PHP developer I feel att... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheFunkyMonk | frey4le | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are PHP developers paid the most?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they put $ before every variable.<|eost|><|sor|>By that token so do jquery devs (if theyre still alive)<|eor|><|soopr|>Is Jquery even a thing now post the conquer done by React and Angular?<|eoopr|><|sor|>I think it might be more accurate to say v... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wcsoon | frdj7px | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are PHP developers paid the most?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they put $ before every variable.<|eost|><|sor|>Huh you're right. I guess they *are* Pretty Highly Paid, after all.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | frdq4co | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are PHP developers paid the most?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they put $ before every variable.<|eost|><|sor|>Must be cost inefficient to run PHP code in for example Europe and convert every variable to ...<|eor|><|soopr|>That's why they are fanboys of Javascript.<|eoopr|><|sor|>As a PHP developer I feel att... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | x9pyhb | <|soss|><|sot|>It's always a good idea to put offsite backups further away than where you think they should be.<|eot|><|sost|>Because objects in mirror are closer than they appear.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BoootCamp | inrd6x0 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's always a good idea to put offsite backups further away than where you think they should be.<|eot|><|sost|>Because objects in mirror are closer than they appear.<|eost|><|sor|>Was this supposed to be funny?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you understand what subreddit youre in?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | insdo7t | <|soss|><|sot|>It's always a good idea to put offsite backups further away than where you think they should be.<|eot|><|sost|>Because objects in mirror are closer than they appear.<|eost|><|sor|>Was this supposed to be funny?<|eor|><|sor|>I thought it was<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | inska0f | <|soss|><|sot|>It's always a good idea to put offsite backups further away than where you think they should be.<|eot|><|sost|>Because objects in mirror are closer than they appear.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice one!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | insoq33 | <|soss|><|sot|>It's always a good idea to put offsite backups further away than where you think they should be.<|eot|><|sost|>Because objects in mirror are closer than they appear.<|eost|><|sor|>Nice one!<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fazel94 | i3sugc | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cimbalino | g0fdzy9 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>*Stack Exchange<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MrAcurite | g0fvy5i | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>*Stack Exchange<|eor|><|sor|>This is just a duplicate of "how to handle birds". You're an idiot. Discussion closed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Redstoner | g0gdfxa | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>easy
```
pickUp(girls)
```<|eor|><|sor|>Well you first need to get the `girls`
And you're bound to get an AccessControlException or something of the sort when you do try it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endo... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | djbaha | g0g6o06 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>easy
```
pickUp(girls)
```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mr_w01f | g0g52r2 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>*Stack Exchange<|eor|><|sor|>sack exchange<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smaxx21 | g0ha4r8 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>easy
```
pickUp(girls)
```<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I've learned that they don't like to be objectified<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Redstoner | g0hcnsq | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>easy
```
pickUp(girls)
```<|eor|><|sor|>Well you first need to get the `girls`
And you're bound to get an AccessControlException or something of the sort when you do try it<|eor|><|sor|>[remove... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fazel94 | g0ha8ic | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a computer science major pick up girls?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh shit thought this was google<|eost|><|sor|>for girl in girls:
if girl.type is Suitable:
return girl<|eor|><|soopr|>`for girl in girls:
if girl:
return girl'<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Perfekthuntr | aoiv91 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | i-think-i-code | eg174bi | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSystemsProf | eg1lz9t | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|sor|>Heads xor Tails<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | megabjarne | eg2atxx | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>FileNotFound<|eor|><|sor|>//TODO: add exception handling here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StarkillerX42 | eg1ny1p | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|sor|>Heads xor Tails<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSystemsProf | eg1o2zl | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|sor|>Heads xor Tails<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>Question is, if it comes up Heads, then does Tails even execute??<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | roughstylez | eg1hcno | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>FileNotFound<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GarThor_TMK | eg2gf42 | <|soss|><|sot|>My kid was going to flip a coin and asked me Heads or Tails?<|eot|><|sost|>I told him that it returns True.<|eost|><|sor|>Heads xor Tails<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>Question is, if it comes up Heads, then does Tails even execute??<|eor|><|soopr|>If it lands on its side, it's it heads && tails == true... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | franko1260 | t2men0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone that is taking pictures of peoples graves?<|eot|><|sost|>A cryptographer.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Senaruos | hynggq5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone that is taking pictures of peoples graves?<|eot|><|sost|>A cryptographer.<|eost|><|sor|>Get out!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batrick | hyo14or | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone that is taking pictures of peoples graves?<|eot|><|sost|>A cryptographer.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke was difficult to decipher.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | hyo1fpu | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone that is taking pictures of peoples graves?<|eot|><|sost|>A cryptographer.<|eost|><|sor|>So a gravedigger is someone who does encryption?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iris-my-case | hypes9o | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call someone that is taking pictures of peoples graves?<|eot|><|sost|>A cryptographer.<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like someone (diffie)nitely destined for hell(man).
(this sounded cleverer in my head)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | gdwi3a | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock music band has members who know regular expressions?<|eot|><|sost|>Perl Jam<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Trout_Tickler | fpk1ud5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock music band has members who know regular expressions?<|eot|><|sost|>Perl Jam<|eost|><|sor|>What a time to be Alive.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | repooper | fpkpzzg | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock music band has members who know regular expressions?<|eot|><|sost|>Perl Jam<|eost|><|sor|>I hear they have an even program flow when they spin the black platters<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bmancini42 | fpmv2mg | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock music band has members who know regular expressions?<|eot|><|sost|>Perl Jam<|eost|><|sor|>Regex can be used in almost every programming language. Why is Perl singled out?<|eor|><|sor|>From the Wikipedia article on regex: "In the 1980s the more complicated regexes arose inPerl, which originally... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kleinesfilmroellchen | elbuqk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glider97 | fdhdsey | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like with all of the applicable *nix commands available to us, there has to be a better punchline than this.<|eor|><|sor|>I once came across an AskReddit thread that asked what you would do if... | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marvin02 | fdh83g3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like with all of the applicable *nix commands available to us, there has to be a better punchline than this.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HarJIT-EGS | fdgv2rt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|sor|>Ah yes, [man, cat, dvi, dit and friends](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322831049107177482/658632933921390592/IMG_20191223_112850.jpg)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RustyNova016 | fdgudkp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|sor|>Man cat?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rus64 | fdhhg1p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like with all of the applicable *nix commands available to us, there has to be a better punchline than this.<|eor|><|sor|>I once came across an AskReddit thread that asked what you would do if... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | fdhiwln | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|sor|>Man cat?<|eor|><|sor|>Man pages, cat concatenate<|eor|><|sor|>`man lame`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alexklaus80 | fdik9tt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why doesn't the Linux programmer have kittens?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he only has `man cat`.<|eost|><|sor|>Man cat?<|eor|><|sor|>"meow." (Middle aged man asking for cuddling)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | modenv | d5tu9q | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theblindness | f0o6r05 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|sor|>First I groaned, then I saw the sub and smiled, so uh, here's your upvote I guess.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shablul7 | f0oawdd | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|sor|>Someone explain this to me my brain is out of working juice.<|eor|><|sor|>Def sounds similar to death<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | eternallyuseless2nd | f0oakue | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|sor|>Someone explain this to me my brain is out of working juice.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | f0orhu2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|sor|>[HolyC](https://rosettacode.org/wiki/Category:HolyC), and here I thought the snake methods was mute.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iainmoncrief | f0p8cld | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Written in HolyC<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dhaninugraha | f0oqpvs | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|sor|>First I groaned, then I saw the sub and smiled, so uh, here's your upvote I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Almost r/Angryupvotes?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ax_dev | f0owx29 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which is the most religious language?<|eot|><|sost|>Python, it has functions after def<|eost|><|sor|>First I groaned, then I saw the sub and smiled, so uh, here's your upvote I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Almost r/Angryupvotes?<|eor|><|sor|>More like r/ExasperatedUpvotes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | karazelphoenix | 74tztl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why shouldnt we provide programming lessons as rehabilitation for drug addicts?<|eot|><|sost|>They would start codeine.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KillAura | do1lrss | <|soss|><|sot|>Why shouldnt we provide programming lessons as rehabilitation for drug addicts?<|eot|><|sost|>They would start codeine.<|eost|><|sor|>Was expecting a thoughtful, progressive discussion on prison reform but forgot to check what subreddit I was in<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | silix2015 | do1yuif | <|soss|><|sot|>Why shouldnt we provide programming lessons as rehabilitation for drug addicts?<|eot|><|sost|>They would start codeine.<|eost|><|sor|>Was expecting a thoughtful, progressive discussion on prison reform but forgot to check what subreddit I was in<|eor|><|sor|>Puns are thoughtful business. <|eor|><|eoss|><... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | do1924m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why shouldnt we provide programming lessons as rehabilitation for drug addicts?<|eot|><|sost|>They would start codeine.<|eost|><|sor|>But it could be rehabilitation programming<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 3xcellent | do1w57t | <|soss|><|sot|>Why shouldnt we provide programming lessons as rehabilitation for drug addicts?<|eot|><|sost|>They would start codeine.<|eost|><|sor|>These are the only industries that refer to their customers as users...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lazerkittehz | dol8rp7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why shouldnt we provide programming lessons as rehabilitation for drug addicts?<|eot|><|sost|>They would start codeine.<|eost|><|sor|>These are the only industries that refer to their customers as users...<|eor|><|sor|>Slow clap....<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ABeachedMermaid | do1bzze | <|soss|><|sot|>Why shouldnt we provide programming lessons as rehabilitation for drug addicts?<|eot|><|sost|>They would start codeine.<|eost|><|sor|>Ha. Ha. Ha. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | temraaz | 6qzprd | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZenEngineer | dl1gzjm | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Uncaught exception detected: NullJokeException
Thread aborted.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wertwert129 | dl591yf | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Feels more undefined....<|eor|><|sor|>He clearly declared the joke. He just didn't define it. Seems null to me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam4ritan | dl1y4sr | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Null is not a joke!<|eor|><|sor|>It's also not not a joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EstebanZD | dl18w1e | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Iknite | dl2hqqk | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>What a pointless joke.<|eor|><|sor|>At least it wasn't a pointer joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AVeryCredibleHulk | dl2dl7b | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Null is not a joke!<|eor|><|sor|>It's also not not a joke<|eor|><|sor|>>not not
Who's there?
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jaggeddragon | dl1dpna | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>The punchline just seems... empty<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShareDVI | dl2gs74 | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Null is not a joke!<|eor|><|sor|>It's also not not a joke<|eor|><|sor|>>not not
Who's there?
<|eor|><|sor|>Boole<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chronocole | dl25pk2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>What a pointless joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CodeRecode | dl7xlgb | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I don't get the reference.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hitraj47 | dl2s8fr | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Null is not a joke!<|eor|><|sor|>It's also not not a joke<|eor|><|sor|>>not not
Who's there?
<|eor|><|sor|>Boole<|eor|><|sor|>Boole who?<|eor|><|sor|>Quit crying <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Narcolapser | dl247u4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>404<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pawlini | dl3om0d | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>void joke()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AVeryCredibleHulk | dl2npyv | <|soss|><|sot|>Here's a joke about null<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Null is not a joke!<|eor|><|sor|>It's also not not a joke<|eor|><|sor|>>not not
Who's there?
<|eor|><|sor|>Boole<|eor|><|sor|>Boole who?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | w3b_stain | 6kaiyj | <|soss|><|sot|>So I was helping my sister with some programming homework over the phone...<|eot|><|sost|>...and my girlfriend was listening in on the call. When I was done on the phone my girlfriend turns to me and says I didn't understand any of that. I look at her and say, "It's okay, we were speaking in code."<|eost... | 220 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiTextBot | djkuttp | <|soss|><|sot|>So I was helping my sister with some programming homework over the phone...<|eot|><|sost|>...and my girlfriend was listening in on the call. When I was done on the phone my girlfriend turns to me and says I didn't understand any of that. I look at her and say, "It's okay, we were speaking in code."<|eost... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mgdmw | djldyu4 | <|soss|><|sot|>So I was helping my sister with some programming homework over the phone...<|eot|><|sost|>...and my girlfriend was listening in on the call. When I was done on the phone my girlfriend turns to me and says I didn't understand any of that. I look at her and say, "It's okay, we were speaking in code."<|eost... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | allnameswereusedup | 1215w8b | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote binary code for a client. I was supposed to be paid $100 but was ripped off and only got paid $4.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Stunning-Ask5916 | jdkocoa | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote binary code for a client. I was supposed to be paid $100 but was ripped off and only got paid $4.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>You should have written it in hexadecimal.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | teefau | jdll65e | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote binary code for a client. I was supposed to be paid $100 but was ripped off and only got paid $4.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>It was a "base"ic error<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dym_sh | jdm2xkz | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote binary code for a client. I was supposed to be paid $100 but was ripped off and only got paid $4.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>based<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jdnxybm | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote binary code for a client. I was supposed to be paid $100 but was ripped off and only got paid $4.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>For those wages, I hope you only wrote a bit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThisIsAdamB | jdnbpjs | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote binary code for a client. I was supposed to be paid $100 but was ripped off and only got paid $4.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>What the hex is going on there? You should have put in the contract that youre non-binary.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | randombot777 | l3xpvu | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ivosd | gkjiq7m | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>429 - Too many requests :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
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