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ProgrammerDadJokes | Xeadriel | gkji9f9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MontyBlenheim | gkjiubh | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/429<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Xeadriel | gkjixm9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>429 - Too many requests :)<|eor|><|sor|>Oh well k. Yeah dont know all those codes<|eor|><|eoss|><|... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pink_echoes | gklvypo | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/429<|eor|><|sor|>That's not the canonical... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeebsterUK | gkl7dd8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/429<|eor|><|sor|>That's not the canonical... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontForgetWilson | gkk294r | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I kind of like this one. Still a simple pun but not one of the really common structures ("what is x's favorite y?").<|eor|><|... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | randombot777 | gko193w | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|soopr|>oops 404<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MontyBlenheim | gklmyds | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/429<|eor|><|sor|>That's not the canonical... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pink_echoes | gklw28k | <|soss|><|sot|>Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today.<|eot|><|sost|>Looks like they are too busy today<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/429<|eor|><|sor|>That's not the canonical... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgreeableLandscape3 | hiae0o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alficles | fwfeyom | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>I asked Linus what his secret was. He just said, "git good".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | fwf547y | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>Its the 11 tabs and spaces.
Ok that wasnt very good, you come up with something<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | name_censored_ | fwff77v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>Its the 11 tabs and spaces.
Ok that wasnt very good, you come up with something<|eor|><|sor|>The GNU/KFC Double [`Chown`](https://linux.die.net/man/1/chown)er - it's [`finger(1)`](https://linux.die.net/man/1/finger)... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SirDianthus | fwgk726 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>I asked Linus what his secret was. He just said, "git good".<|eor|><|sor|>*goddamn idiotic truckload of shit*<|eor|><|sor|>The new Git OS!!^(tm)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | throw_my_phone | fwgeqvs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>I asked Linus what his secret was. He just said, "git good".<|eor|><|sor|>*goddamn idiotic truckload of shit*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StarkillerX42 | fwfqjnr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>Its the 11 tabs and spaces.
Ok that wasnt very good, you come up with something<|eor|><|sor|>Time to go invent a language that requires 11 space indentation, that must be mixed with tabs every line<|eor|><|eoss|><|e... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | moreVCAs | fwfh9ng | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>I asked Linus what his secret was. He just said, "git good".<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing number of things I like packed into a tiny space.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgreeableLandscape3 | fwfv9wx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>Its the 11 tabs and spaces.
Ok that wasnt very good, you come up with something<|eor|><|sor|>Time to go invent a language that requires 11 space indentation, that must be mixed with tabs every line<|eor|><|soopr|>So... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Guido_Fe | fwi1pp0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Linux apps so good?<|eot|><|sost|>It's the Kernel's secret recipe.<|eost|><|sor|>I asked Linus what his secret was. He just said, "git good".<|eor|><|sor|>*goddamn idiotic truckload of shit*<|eor|><|sor|>The new Git OS!!^(tm)<|eor|><|sor|>In Git OS, you don't download, you pull<|eor|><|eoss|><|en... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | agentnola | 61fzcf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Communists Hate OOP?<|eot|><|sost|>All of the classes...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EveningNewbs | dfebl4m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Communists Hate OOP?<|eot|><|sost|>All of the classes...<|eost|><|sor|>The means of production are held privately in factories.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheIncredibleWalrus | dffc4kr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Communists Hate OOP?<|eot|><|sost|>All of the classes...<|eost|><|sor|>Because objects can have privetly owned members.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL javascript is communist. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Grididdy | dfelvai | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Communists Hate OOP?<|eot|><|sost|>All of the classes...<|eost|><|sor|>The means of production are held privately in factories.<|eor|><|sor|>But of course friends of the class still get to access them, typical bourgeoisie<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abqcheeks | zeef85 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are computer scientists considered unattractive?<|eot|><|sost|>Their 10s are really 2s<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iz63wm7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are computer scientists considered unattractive?<|eot|><|sost|>Their 10s are really 2s<|eost|><|sor|>Hahaha. On our attractiveness scale of 0-1, youre just NOT good-looking.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | expectopatronummmm | iz6w5wm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are computer scientists considered unattractive?<|eot|><|sost|>Their 10s are really 2s<|eost|><|sor|>Oh. I thought this was a real question<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iris-my-case | iz7hq5n | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are computer scientists considered unattractive?<|eot|><|sost|>Their 10s are really 2s<|eost|><|sor|>Oh. I thought this was a real question<|eor|><|sor|>Had to double check what sub this was posted on lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | iz75qry | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are computer scientists considered unattractive?<|eot|><|sost|>Their 10s are really 2s<|eost|><|sor|>Because they know we're all Unix.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Vanny__DeVito | iz6weri | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are computer scientists considered unattractive?<|eot|><|sost|>Their 10s are really 2s<|eost|><|sor|>Hahaha I didn't realize what subreddit this is. I was about to get real gully in the comment section XD<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | expectopatronummmm | iz7kfts | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are computer scientists considered unattractive?<|eot|><|sost|>Their 10s are really 2s<|eost|><|sor|>Oh. I thought this was a real question<|eor|><|sor|>Had to double check what sub this was posted on lol<|eor|><|sor|>Same lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | y2u84e | <|soss|><|sot|>For spaghetti code, this is going to far<|eot|><|sost|> goto far;
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ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | is4v1vl | <|soss|><|sot|>For spaghetti code, this is going to far<|eot|><|sost|> goto far;
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.<|eost|><|sor|>Dadjoke considered harmful<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cyrillussmaximus | is5qhd6 | <|soss|><|sot|>For spaghetti code, this is going to far<|eot|><|sost|> goto far;
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.<|eost|><|sor|>What about `goto hell` ?
Heck, one time I managed to tuck this:
```
free:
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/* I want to */ break free;
```<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | secretmarshmallow4 | is5rhgg | <|soss|><|sot|>For spaghetti code, this is going to far<|eot|><|sost|> goto far;
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far:
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.<|eost|><|sor|>What about `goto hell` ?
Heck, one time I managed to tuck this:
```
free:
[]
/* I want to */ break free;
```<|eor|><|sor|>You are one of the most beautiful human beings I've e... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | snowskelly | is62on0 | <|soss|><|sot|>For spaghetti code, this is going to far<|eot|><|sost|> goto far;
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far:
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.<|eost|><|sor|>What about `goto hell` ?
Heck, one time I managed to tuck this:
```
free:
[]
/* I want to */ break free;
```<|eor|><|sor|>I love making jokes in code. I had an array called `m... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dyingpie1 | is6mxib | <|soss|><|sot|>For spaghetti code, this is going to far<|eot|><|sost|> goto far;
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far:
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.<|eost|><|sor|>What about `goto hell` ?
Heck, one time I managed to tuck this:
```
free:
[]
/* I want to */ break free;
```<|eor|><|sor|>You can write comments before code on the same line i... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | whattheheckisleft | n8jpjz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the parents invite their kids to dinner?<|eot|><|sost|>They ran out of forks.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | happybirthdaytomei | gxiy0on | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the parents invite their kids to dinner?<|eot|><|sost|>They ran out of forks.<|eost|><|sor|>Children<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | whattheheckisleft | gxiz6oa | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the parents invite their kids to dinner?<|eot|><|sost|>They ran out of forks.<|eost|><|sor|>Children<|eor|><|soopr|>Damn it<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Elito25 | gxlzg3z | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the parents invite their kids to dinner?<|eot|><|sost|>They ran out of forks.<|eost|><|sor|>Unless it's because dinner conditions weren't met, I'm not programmer enough to get it...<|eor|><|sor|>Its also a joke about processes. Fork is system call that creates a child process.<|eor|><|eoss|><|e... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Biomy | gxlte56 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the parents invite their kids to dinner?<|eot|><|sost|>They ran out of forks.<|eost|><|sor|>Unless it's because dinner conditions weren't met, I'm not programmer enough to get it...<|eor|><|sor|>It's a joke based on Git. You might've heard of GitHub before, it's basically a place to have your c... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | gxnxpz8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the parents invite their kids to dinner?<|eot|><|sost|>They ran out of forks.<|eost|><|sor|>Unless it's because dinner conditions weren't met, I'm not programmer enough to get it...<|eor|><|sor|>Its also a joke about processes. Fork is system call that creates a child process.<|eor|><|sor|>Exac... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | joonazan | gy0x85m | <|soss|><|sot|>Why didnt the parents invite their kids to dinner?<|eot|><|sost|>They ran out of forks.<|eost|><|sor|>Unless it's because dinner conditions weren't met, I'm not programmer enough to get it...<|eor|><|sor|>Its also a joke about processes. Fork is system call that creates a child process.<|eor|><|sor|>Exac... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jcfandino | wppv4r | <|soss|><|sot|>Before hard drives, tape was the only reel option for storage<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chuckitoutorelse | iki3c7l | <|soss|><|sot|>Before hard drives, tape was the only reel option for storage<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>This is reel bad, even for a dad joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Area51Resident | ikijriq | <|soss|><|sot|>Before hard drives, tape was the only reel option for storage<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Back then storage was reel, two reel actually.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | katatondzsentri | iki5tvo | <|soss|><|sot|>Before hard drives, tape was the only reel option for storage<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>This is reel bad, even for a dad joke.<|eor|><|sor|>Floppy disks kill the joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AdultingGoneMild | ikje2ef | <|soss|><|sot|>Before hard drives, tape was the only reel option for storage<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>This is reel bad, even for a dad joke.<|eor|><|sor|>Floppy disks kill the joke<|eor|><|sor|>thats okay, dad's magnetic personality is all he needs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nemonstrocity | iklt2vu | <|soss|><|sot|>Before hard drives, tape was the only reel option for storage<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There was punch line cards.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dad_hacker_maq | pb8d4b | <|soss|><|sot|>I once bought some really good dll files that banks used for sending photocopies.<|eot|><|sost|>I owned the libs with some fax and business logic.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IamImposter | haa6yy5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I once bought some really good dll files that banks used for sending photocopies.<|eot|><|sost|>I owned the libs with some fax and business logic.<|eost|><|sor|>Oooh dynamic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 9schoolboy | kqho3s | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | coconuts_and_lime | gi3ynqw | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|sor|>const war;<|eor|><|sor|>War never changes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | n00bz | gi3vg6m | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fekkksn | gi3xp6u | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|sor|>const war;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DefinitionOfTorin | gi42r5z | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|sor|>const war;<|eor|><|sor|>War never changes<|eor|><|sor|>Opportunity realised and capitalised.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OatisBarun | gi41uqj | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>No need to drag everyone else into this...
let war;<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SirDianthus | gi4blo7 | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|sor|>const war;<|eor|><|sor|>Pft without a value, what is it good for??<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cr125rider | gi571n4 | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|sor|>const war;<|eor|><|sor|>War never changes<|eor|><|sor|>And just like JavaScript, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothin<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bonafidebob | gi4be6p | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>const goodFor = () => {
console.log("Absolutely nothing")
};
const war = goodFor();<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain this syntax? The arrow function and the = () part<|eor|><|sor|> () => {console.log("Absolutely nothin... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Fingerbob73 | gi464ih | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>const goodFor = () => {
console.log("Absolutely nothing")
};
const war = goodFor();<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DevilsMicro | gi5jjlr | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|sor|>const war;<|eor|><|sor|>Pft without a value, what is it good for??<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely nothing!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bonafidebob | gi4c8mv | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>const goodFor = () => {
console.log("Absolutely nothing")
};
const war = goodFor();<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain this syntax? The arrow function and the = () part<|eor|><|sor|> () => {console.log("Absolutely nothin... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | gi4t03l | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|> (proclaim '(declaration of war))
(defun some-stuff ()
(declare (war on binding-without-initialisation)))<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Legasov_ | gi48nwb | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>const goodFor = () => {
console.log("Absolutely nothing")
};
const war = goodFor();<|eor|><|sor|>Can you explain this syntax? The arrow function and the = () part<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FallenWarrior2k | gi4op0q | <|soss|><|sot|>declaring a war using js<|eot|><|sost|> Im declaring a war.
var war;<|eost|><|sor|>**error** 'war' is never modified, use 'const' instead.<|eor|><|sor|>const war;<|eor|><|sor|>Pft without a value, what is it good for??<|eor|><|sor|>I nearly forgot that ES/TS don't implement that.
In some languages, e.g... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jehna1 | ehtbu6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nivek_13 | fcldfhp | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>To not die<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | fcmos68 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>My phone has higher resolution than my monitor. Guess i need a new monitor \\\_()\_/<|eor|><|sor|>Just get an old phone instead<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Corvokillsalot | fcm7qyn | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>My phone has higher resolution than my monitor. Guess i need a new monitor \\\_()\_/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | paxromana96 | fclrwkn | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>To not die<|eor|><|sor|>You doin ok?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EwgB | fclekth | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>4K 4eva. At least as long as my graphics card can make it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | frogamic | fcm74jc | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>1920 X 1200, 16:10 forever<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | winodo | fcludey | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>5760X2160<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dilka30003 | fcmv5uv | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>= 4,167,168<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thebrokeboi | fcmo3k0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>My phone has higher resolution than my monitor. Guess i need a new monitor \\\_()\_/<|eor|><|sor|>Same<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iopq | fcmqm4p | <|soss|><|sot|>What's your new year's resolution?<|eot|><|sost|>1920x1080<|eost|><|sor|>My phone has higher resolution than my monitor. Guess i need a new monitor \\\_()\_/<|eor|><|sor|>Just get an old phone instead<|eor|><|sor|>and a magnifying mirror<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NorwegianDick | 9d5vmj | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the proper object oriented way to get rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inherit<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PsykoTiger | e5fhqiq | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the proper object oriented way to get rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inherit<|eost|><|sor|>Multiple inheritance.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | insanityfarm | e5fkoj0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the proper object oriented way to get rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inherit<|eost|><|sor|>This really depends on the parents class and number of protected properties.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PsykoTiger | e5fjk3s | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the proper object oriented way to get rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inherit<|eost|><|sor|>Multiple inheritance.<|eor|><|soopr|>As a Norwegian, I prefer the Scandinavian approach with single inheritance<|eoopr|><|sor|>Canadian here, Sorry I did not realize that Scandinavians were restricted to only one pare... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NorwegianDick | e5fhsz6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the proper object oriented way to get rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inherit<|eost|><|sor|>Multiple inheritance.<|eor|><|soopr|>As a Norwegian, I prefer the Scandinavian approach with single inheritance<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BrFrancis | e5g6z7t | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the proper object oriented way to get rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inherit<|eost|><|sor|>This really depends on the parents class and number of protected properties.<|eor|><|sor|>alas my dad's class did not have many protected properties and my mom has no class and very public properties...<|eor|><|eoss|>... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FlowersOfSin | e5giyi2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the proper object oriented way to get rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inherit<|eost|><|sor|>Multiple inheritance.<|eor|><|soopr|>As a Norwegian, I prefer the Scandinavian approach with single inheritance<|eoopr|><|sor|>Canadian here, Sorry I did not realize that Scandinavians were restricted to only one pare... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | clickclickonsal | 6h0z98 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the dad developer pay for wifi on the plane?<|eot|><|sost|>Because at that very moment he needed to deploy his app to the cloud.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jonatcer | diuzthw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the dad developer pay for wifi on the plane?<|eot|><|sost|>Because at that very moment he needed to deploy his app to the cloud.<|eost|><|sor|>I sighed and upvoted, the sign of a good dad joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | baskandpurr | divcmg1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the dad developer pay for wifi on the plane?<|eot|><|sost|>Because at that very moment he needed to deploy his app to the cloud.<|eost|><|sor|>The only sub where the jokes are worse than /r/dadjokes and I still read them.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xk5vq4 | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ipc0j6n | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>Theyve been completely normalized here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beneficial_Arm_2100 | ipcxiwk | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
They don't know how to join tables.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Infinite_Self_5782 | ipc3kmx | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>everybody keeps talking about the SQL, but i've never seen the PREQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | ipco0jf | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>everybody keeps talking about the SQL, but i've never seen the PREQL<|eor|><|sor|>There is NoSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | ipe17x1 | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>Sometimes other jokes seem foreign to me, as if I've missed a key point.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheSleepyApe | ipdz5z4 | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>A SQL query found two tables sitting at the bar, it told them: can I join you?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dawgs919 | ipdd278 | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>It's because the authors do a good job to SELECT them? Anyway, let's re-tuple our efforts to keep the query results for funny SQL jokes high in this sub!<|eor|><|sor|>WHERE... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ipd2dmk | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>It's because the authors do a good job to SELECT them? Anyway, let's re-tuple our efforts to keep the query results for funny SQL jokes high in this sub!<|eor|><|eoss|><|en... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ipem4ae | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>It's because the authors do a good job to SELECT them? Anyway, let's re-tuple our efforts to keep the query results for funny SQL jokes high in this sub!<|eor|><|sor|>WHERE... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadcell | ipenaka | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>It's because the authors do a good job to SELECT them? Anyway, let's re-tuple our efforts to keep the query results for funny SQL jokes high in this sub!<|eor|><|sor|>WHERE... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ipeo6cb | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>Sometimes other jokes seem foreign to me, as if I've missed a key point.<|eor|><|soopr|>Relate more and calc less.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | ipefqsi | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>I appreciate your commitment, I was rolling back in my chair.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
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