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ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ipf8irz | <|soss|><|sot|>SQL jokes seem to be popular around here.<|eot|><|sost|>Maybe it's because they're so relatable and everyone joins in.<|eost|><|sor|>People keep injecting them in here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tvsrr | qfel0s | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mechaPantsu | hhz97eo | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Just put it in a container.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | hhzrbph | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Until you try to show someone, then it doesn't even work there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PhoenixARC-Real | hhzp85w | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Ask the whale for help<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tvsrr | hhzaogj | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Just put it in a container.<|eor|><|soopr|><|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Manidos | hhzzkpa | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Lucky you, my jokes don't work even on my computer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | b127p3 | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DragonMaus | eiiqxfl | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|sor|>\#2: Do not confuse infinite loops with recursion.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endo... | 146 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DestroyerOfWombs | eiitttm | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|sor|>\#2: Do not confuse infinite loops with recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Recursi... | 68 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NickUnrelatedToPost | eiiw9iy | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|sor|>\#2: Do not confuse infinite loops with recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Recursi... | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | eiiwmb9 | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|soopr|>I didn't expect to start an argument about recursion vs. infinite loo... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ziltoid_ | eijbo4b | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|sor|>\#2: Do not confuse infinite loops with recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Recursi... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squeenie | eijj1gx | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|soopr|>I didn't expect to start an argument about recursion vs. infinite loo... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ionutmihai7 | eijivxg | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|soopr|>I didn't expect to start an argument about recursion vs. infinite loo... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | terrrp | eijtd2j | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|sor|>\#2: Do not confuse infinite loops with recursion.<|eor|><|sor|>Recursi... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SingShredCode | eikgkoh | <|soss|><|sot|>There are two things all programmers need to know about recursion<|eot|><|sost|>\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
\#1: don't forget the break case
...<|eost|><|sor|>There are three important things to think about in programming:
1) goo... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | linkinpark7 | alev2l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Qualcomm so rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Because buying their chips cost an ARM and a leg<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThomasMc995 | efdqz8d | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are Qualcomm so rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Because buying their chips cost an ARM and a leg<|eost|><|sor|>Go away! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marshmallowproblems | qh4qa6 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you skim a novel written in binary?<|eot|><|sost|>Skip over the least significant bits.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morpipls | hib1qqe | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you skim a novel written in binary?<|eot|><|sost|>Skip over the least significant bits.<|eost|><|sor|>I like this one a lot <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | hibchml | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you skim a novel written in binary?<|eot|><|sost|>Skip over the least significant bits.<|eost|><|sor|>Love it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nicanor5 | gf482j | <|soss|><|sot|>I am addicted to soap<|eot|><|sost|>This has me restless<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aldabaran | fproecg | <|soss|><|sot|>I am addicted to soap<|eot|><|sost|>This has me restless<|eost|><|sor|>That was so clever, I couldn't figure it out in the beginning. I had to hire API<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uvero | fprunjr | <|soss|><|sot|>I am addicted to soap<|eot|><|sost|>This has me restless<|eost|><|sor|>Couldn't figure out the joke until I saw which subreddit I'm in<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Physc | fprwu77 | <|soss|><|sot|>I am addicted to soap<|eot|><|sost|>This has me restless<|eost|><|sor|>Have you tried talking with JSON?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Korameir | fpsi8bv | <|soss|><|sot|>I am addicted to soap<|eot|><|sost|>This has me restless<|eost|><|sor|>SOAP & REST are two things that i use all the time at my job, that i hadn't even heard of while getting my bachelor's.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | antriver | fps61q1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I am addicted to soap<|eot|><|sost|>This has me restless<|eost|><|sor|>Couldn't figure out the joke until I saw which subreddit I'm in<|eor|><|sor|>Being subscribed to /r/jokes too makes this very confusing at first<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TurdFurgis0n | fpw870 | <|soss|><|sot|>When I drive around I keep seeing orange signs that say "const ahead"...<|eot|><|sost|>The construction never seems to finish. In fact, it never seems to change at all!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Josephdalepi | flnd87s | <|soss|><|sot|>When I drive around I keep seeing orange signs that say "const ahead"...<|eot|><|sost|>The construction never seems to finish. In fact, it never seems to change at all!<|eost|><|sor|>No joke, there are construction signs that are just in the ground like a stop sign around me. Its sad<|eor|><|eoss|><|end... | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Will_Eccles | flnjvsn | <|soss|><|sot|>When I drive around I keep seeing orange signs that say "const ahead"...<|eot|><|sost|>The construction never seems to finish. In fact, it never seems to change at all!<|eost|><|sor|>No joke, there are construction signs that are just in the ground like a stop sign around me. Its sad<|eor|><|sor|>We hav... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cheswick738 | flngi29 | <|soss|><|sot|>When I drive around I keep seeing orange signs that say "const ahead"...<|eot|><|sost|>The construction never seems to finish. In fact, it never seems to change at all!<|eost|><|sor|>No joke, there are construction signs that are just in the ground like a stop sign around me. Its sad<|eor|><|sor|>And I ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ewoLS | fekebw | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gnutrino | fjp0coa | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RecursiveBits | fjplklo | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|sor|>More like cyanide to end it all<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadcell | fjqmbfp | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|sor|>It takes a `while` to brew, so I'll `await` a bit. `Promise`.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | matrioshka70 | fjpkx63 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.<|eor|><|sor|>Glucose In, Glucose Out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | fjq5iv4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|sor|>Remember, syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.<|eor|><|sor|>I know your type. They warned me about you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | inetphantom | fjpx4tw | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|sor|>More like cyanide to end it all<|eor|><|sor|>*Distant laughing in assembly*<|eor|><|sor|>_Distant laughing in COBOL_<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | fjs17pa | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a JavaScript developer have in his tea?<|eot|><|sost|>Syntactic sugar<|eost|><|sor|>It takes a `while` to brew, so I'll `await` a bit. `Promise`.<|eor|><|sor|>Elm programmers: *visible confusion*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Seabass_1 | 5e8w9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Asked my buddy for some server help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvwf0qvrp3zx.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maffoobristol | daaon3b | <|sols|><|sot|>Asked my buddy for some server help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvwf0qvrp3zx.png<|eol|><|sor|>> runs a web server
Err...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kthepropogation | daaswfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Asked my buddy for some server help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvwf0qvrp3zx.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java: wakes you up and defragments your disk.
Ruby: shines and tracks your code changes.
Python: exotic pet and external storage device. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HugoNikanor | daatepe | <|sols|><|sot|>Asked my buddy for some server help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvwf0qvrp3zx.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java: wakes you up and defragments your disk.
Ruby: shines and tracks your code changes.
Python: exotic pet and external storage device. <|eor|><|sor|>Vim: cleans your dishes and compiles your code.<|eor|><... | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maffoobristol | daaw9j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Asked my buddy for some server help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvwf0qvrp3zx.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java: wakes you up and defragments your disk.
Ruby: shines and tracks your code changes.
Python: exotic pet and external storage device. <|eor|><|sor|>Vim: cleans your dishes and compiles your code.<|eor|><... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maffoobristol | daaw9pe | <|sols|><|sot|>Asked my buddy for some server help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvwf0qvrp3zx.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java: wakes you up and defragments your disk.
Ruby: shines and tracks your code changes.
Python: exotic pet and external storage device. <|eor|><|sor|>Vim: cleans your dishes and compiles your code.<|eor|><... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Marine-Monkey | 12zczev | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | jhrrqbw | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>You're so classist<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jhrrqj4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Be sure to encapsulate your wealth to prevent your greedy children from getting their hands on it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | driftking428 | jhvkbws | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>You're so classist<|eor|><|sor|>That's objective.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jhs9twn | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Be sure to encapsulate your wealth to prevent your greedy children from getting their hands on it.<|eor|><|sor|>But wouldn't encapsulation make it easy for greedy children to inherit all the wealth?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | -muli- | jhs7rcm | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>public class Person : Money {}<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vige | jht1thj | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>public class Person : Money {}<|eor|><|sor|>As a c++ person I'd prefer private inheritance, as it means has-a relationship. So: class Person : private Money {}<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _unconditioned | jhruhyv | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats the object-orientated way to become wealthy ?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Be sure to encapsulate your wealth to prevent your greedy children from getting their hands on it.<|eor|><|sor|>But wouldn't encapsulation make it easy for greedy children to inherit all the wealth?<|eor|><|eoss|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | zgudyn | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DS_Stift007 | izjvxc3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>Just remember the fact that Windows Vista left that massive scar on the human collective consciousness, there are people who shudder even though they never experienced it. Those who have experienced it don't wan... | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BusinessIntelligent3 | izivh5w | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>Just remember the fact that Windows Vista left that massive scar on the human collective consciousness, there are people who shudder even though they never experienced it. Those who have experienced it don't wan... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarthQuacks | izinmp2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>Hahahaha, but also yes and no!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | izipkql | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>Bob says yes.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Peruvian_Skies | izj7673 | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>I was a kid and knew nothing about computers and I loved ME. Visually, it was so much better than 98SE.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Weary-Advertising-23 | izj2qhf | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>I really don't think so. Recently shifted to macOS JUST because portability and great battery. But honestly, using multiple apps and switching between multiple windows and tabs sucks so much on mac. I know there... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | izk1eo1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>Just remember the fact that Windows Vista left that massive scar on the human collective consciousness, there are people who shudder even though they never experienced it. Those who have experienced it don't wan... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LoyalSage | izmqqfz | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>I was a kid and knew nothing about computers and I loved ME. Visually, it was so much better than 98SE.<|eor|><|sor|>I went from 98 to XP, so I only saw Me once at a friends house when either Vista or 7 was curr... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS | izohhff | <|soss|><|sot|>Is Windows really that bad an operating system?<|eot|><|sost|>Or is it just Me?<|eost|><|sor|>Just remember the fact that Windows Vista left that massive scar on the human collective consciousness, there are people who shudder even though they never experienced it. Those who have experienced it don't wan... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xx54s5 | <|soss|><|sot|>"Nice program you have here. It'd be a shame if someone added race-conditions to it."<|eot|><|sost|>"Is that a thread?"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uvero | irajudy | <|soss|><|sot|>"Nice program you have here. It'd be a shame if someone added race-conditions to it."<|eot|><|sost|>"Is that a thread?"<|eost|><|sor|>Unpredictable order due
Knock Unpredictable order
knock
Unpredictable who's there?
order to threading<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ircc80c | <|soss|><|sot|>"Nice program you have here. It'd be a shame if someone added race-conditions to it."<|eot|><|sost|>"Is that a thread?"<|eost|><|sor|>If I wanted to kill them, theyd be deadlocked already.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | uek58z | <|soss|><|sot|>French distributed version control systems.<|eot|><|sost|>They're legit.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ThereAreNowSixOfUs | i6oty0e | <|soss|><|sot|>French distributed version control systems.<|eot|><|sost|>They're legit.<|eost|><|sor|>Wow I'm French and it took me way too long to get it
Good one!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Obito1903 | i6pu3tv | <|soss|><|sot|>French distributed version control systems.<|eot|><|sost|>They're legit.<|eost|><|sor|>That's the worse french joke I've ever heard, I love it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | i6q07he | <|soss|><|sot|>French distributed version control systems.<|eot|><|sost|>They're legit.<|eost|><|sor|>That's the worse french joke I've ever heard, I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Le worst French joke!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | tcbism | <|soss|><|sot|>If humans share URLs via QR codes, how do sheep share URLs?<|eot|><|sost|>Baa codes.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | illvm | i0ebxp7 | <|soss|><|sot|>If humans share URLs via QR codes, how do sheep share URLs?<|eot|><|sost|>Baa codes.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like I'm missing something with this joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Bar codes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | botmatrix_ | i0eat5d | <|soss|><|sot|>If humans share URLs via QR codes, how do sheep share URLs?<|eot|><|sost|>Baa codes.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like I'm missing something with this joke?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | botmatrix_ | i0ec344 | <|soss|><|sot|>If humans share URLs via QR codes, how do sheep share URLs?<|eot|><|sost|>Baa codes.<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like I'm missing something with this joke?<|eor|><|sor|>Bar codes<|eor|><|sor|>thank you :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kiblerdude | i0ejlt7 | <|soss|><|sot|>If humans share URLs via QR codes, how do sheep share URLs?<|eot|><|sost|>Baa codes.<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe sheep from Boston? You like apples?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TazDingoYes | i0fgdk5 | <|soss|><|sot|>If humans share URLs via QR codes, how do sheep share URLs?<|eot|><|sost|>Baa codes.<|eost|><|sor|>They also use Hoof-factor authentication<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | d22e3n | <|soss|><|sot|>What does ORACLE stand for?<|eot|><|sost|> **O**ne **R**ich **A**sshole **C**alled **L**arry **E**llison.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | ezsdslt | <|soss|><|sot|>What does ORACLE stand for?<|eot|><|sost|> **O**ne **R**ich **A**sshole **C**alled **L**arry **E**llison.<|eost|><|soopr|>Thanks to /u/Tony49UK for the [acronym](https://old.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/d1ttzp/oracle_is_going_after_companies_using_virtualbox/ezqn01m/).<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | ezssewb | <|soss|><|sot|>What does ORACLE stand for?<|eot|><|sost|> **O**ne **R**ich **A**sshole **C**alled **L**arry **E**llison.<|eost|><|soopr|>Thanks to /u/Tony49UK for the [acronym](https://old.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/d1ttzp/oracle_is_going_after_companies_using_virtualbox/ezqn01m/).<|eoopr|><|sor|>This joke is so ol... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZethMrDadJokes | ezspmea | <|soss|><|sot|>What does ORACLE stand for?<|eot|><|sost|> **O**ne **R**ich **A**sshole **C**alled **L**arry **E**llison.<|eost|><|sor|>I thought it was like in Matrix: only giving bad news and never really help the good guys and always starting a rebellion.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mr_dfuse2 | ezsnho3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does ORACLE stand for?<|eot|><|sost|> **O**ne **R**ich **A**sshole **C**alled **L**arry **E**llison.<|eost|><|sor|>ha!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HagRetek | a1u4ze | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Roblox programmers update the source code?<|eot|><|sost|>```
git commit die
```<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mickspad | eatue06 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Roblox programmers update the source code?<|eot|><|sost|>```
git commit die
```<|eost|><|sor|>I fucking love this subreddit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AmericaWet | eau94ao | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Roblox programmers update the source code?<|eot|><|sost|>```
git commit die
```<|eost|><|sor|>I really want to get this, but I dont :(<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HagRetek | eau9cvw | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Roblox programmers update the source code?<|eot|><|sost|>```
git commit die
```<|eost|><|sor|>I really want to get this, but I dont :(<|eor|><|soopr|>I hope this is just a joke.
>it is a typical roblox meme
>
>"Go commit die"<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HagRetek | eau9ras | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Roblox programmers update the source code?<|eot|><|sost|>```
git commit die
```<|eost|><|sor|>I really want to get this, but I dont :(<|eor|><|soopr|>I hope this is just a joke.
>it is a typical roblox meme
>
>"Go commit die"<|eoopr|><|sor|>Go commit neck rope<|eor|><|soopr|>desacito<|eoopr|><|eo... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | eauwecm | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Roblox programmers update the source code?<|eot|><|sost|>```
git commit die
```<|eost|><|sor|>yeetus yeetus commit self deletus<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | eauwfg8 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do Roblox programmers update the source code?<|eot|><|sost|>```
git commit die
```<|eost|><|sor|>I fucking love this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>same<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 01001000-01001001 | 8bwvz6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 01001000-01001001 | dxack44 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flyberius | dxajqmd | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you type your username to login?<... | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fakebytheocean | dxagqv6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you type your username to login?<... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jhollowayj | dxacgub | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MixesLiesWithTruth | dxatiq5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you type your username to login?<... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flyberius | dxatqr9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you type your username to login?<... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 01001000-01001001 | dxbwfm6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you type your username to login?<... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Infinityand1089 | dxc8rve | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you type your username to login?<... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PastaSocks | dxdxjyh | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Thats not even a joke... Common now.<|eor|><|sor|>You see, that's where you're wrong<|eor|><|sor|>Translating stuff to binary or hexadecimal doesn't make it a joke.<|eor|><|sor|>But, it's a *dad* joke. ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vividboarder | dxbfnw3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>How do you type your username to login?<... | 8 |
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