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ProgrammerDadJokes | drizztdourden_ | dxcbs7p | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Thats not even a joke... Common now.<|eor|><|sor|>You see, that's where you're wrong<|eor|><|sor|>Translating stuff to binary or hexadecimal doesn't make it a joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Infinityand1089 | dxc8sw8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Thats not even a joke... Common now.<|eor|><|sor|>You see, that's where you're wrong<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LazyTitan37 | dxb2cw8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'm not a morning person...<|eot|><|sost|>Don't talk to me until I've had my 12,648,430.<|eost|><|sor|>Ugh. Terrible. Have your upvote.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|soopr|>12,648,430 is in decimal form. In hexadecimal form, it is C0FFEE.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What is his name?... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gonzula | 7i1t7t | <|sols|><|sot|>Im reading this book but Im not able to get through this paragraph.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5ddsulnqd201.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _Waffle99 | dqvhptu | <|sols|><|sot|>Im reading this book but Im not able to get through this paragraph.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5ddsulnqd201.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you monster. you've trapped me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | driusan | dqvl1zu | <|sols|><|sot|>Im reading this book but Im not able to get through this paragraph.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5ddsulnqd201.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read "that" a second time and had no problem finishing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | noop_noob | dqvrasc | <|sols|><|sot|>Im reading this book but Im not able to get through this paragraph.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5ddsulnqd201.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>10 READ
20 GOTO 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | dqw0b6x | <|sols|><|sot|>Im reading this book but Im not able to get through this paragraph.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5ddsulnqd201.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>10 READ
20 GOTO 10<|eor|><|sor|>Put a double line break to insert a new line in Redditese.
10 READ
20 GOTO 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bigfoot_G | dqwkus7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im reading this book but Im not able to get through this paragraph.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5ddsulnqd201.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complementary<|eor|><|sor|>Object: "You look very handsome today, Data Structure."
Data Structure: "No, you are the most beautiful of all, Object!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | outlandishoutlanding | dqwah0y | <|sols|><|sot|>Im reading this book but Im not able to get through this paragraph.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5ddsulnqd201.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complementary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ifwinterends | 5vsnax | <|soss|><|sot|>My son complained that my daughter was biting him.<|eot|><|sost|>Son: "Dad! She's biting me!"
Daughter: "I am not!"
Son: "Yes you are, you bit me like 8 times!"
Daughter: "I did not bite you a single time!"
Me: "8 bits, sounds like a single byte to me. Go to your room, and next time use your words to get... | 211 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batrick | de4krcr | <|soss|><|sot|>My son complained that my daughter was biting him.<|eot|><|sost|>Son: "Dad! She's biting me!"
Daughter: "I am not!"
Son: "Yes you are, you bit me like 8 times!"
Daughter: "I did not bite you a single time!"
Me: "8 bits, sounds like a single byte to me. Go to your room, and next time use your words to get... | 85 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | verdatum | de4ruy3 | <|soss|><|sot|>My son complained that my daughter was biting him.<|eot|><|sost|>Son: "Dad! She's biting me!"
Daughter: "I am not!"
Son: "Yes you are, you bit me like 8 times!"
Daughter: "I did not bite you a single time!"
Me: "8 bits, sounds like a single byte to me. Go to your room, and next time use your words to get... | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | audiomodder | de53mgn | <|soss|><|sot|>My son complained that my daughter was biting him.<|eot|><|sost|>Son: "Dad! She's biting me!"
Daughter: "I am not!"
Son: "Yes you are, you bit me like 8 times!"
Daughter: "I did not bite you a single time!"
Me: "8 bits, sounds like a single byte to me. Go to your room, and next time use your words to get... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | that_towel_guy | de7la91 | <|soss|><|sot|>My son complained that my daughter was biting him.<|eot|><|sost|>Son: "Dad! She's biting me!"
Daughter: "I am not!"
Son: "Yes you are, you bit me like 8 times!"
Daughter: "I did not bite you a single time!"
Me: "8 bits, sounds like a single byte to me. Go to your room, and next time use your words to get... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SonderThinker | de5doe2 | <|soss|><|sot|>My son complained that my daughter was biting him.<|eot|><|sost|>Son: "Dad! She's biting me!"
Daughter: "I am not!"
Son: "Yes you are, you bit me like 8 times!"
Daughter: "I did not bite you a single time!"
Me: "8 bits, sounds like a single byte to me. Go to your room, and next time use your words to get... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | wuic54 | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Harpo | ila3449 | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>Am I missing something?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Affectionate_Lab2632 | ila513v | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>Am I missing something?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think that OP cares.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | ila8g7o | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>Am I missing something?<|eor|><|sor|>Try tcp<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SonOfMetrum | ilajsk2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>Am I missing something?<|eor|><|sor|>Just drop it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rawldo | ilbdwfb | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>It is a Covid compliant protocol. No handshaking.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ila7g45 | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>I first heard this joke about communism.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ilacegk | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>I first heard this joke about communism.<|eor|><|sor|>Soviet Russia knows you've heard this joke about communism.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nathanchere | ilau94f | <|soss|><|sot|>I finally decided that UDP broadcast jokes aren't funny<|eot|><|sost|>unless everyone gets them.<|eost|><|sor|>I first heard this joke about communism.<|eor|><|sor|>Soviet Russia knows you've heard this joke about communism.<|eor|><|sor|>In Soviet Russia joke hears about you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Salt-Significance702 | vdoqfs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | icli6nq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Just tell them to List all the reasons instead<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | N2EEE_ | icnv7n3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>He should have objected<|eor|><|sor|>True. He definitely needed a few pointers<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ButchDeanCA | icm1p3n | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Did they give him any Pointers as to why he didnt get arrays?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | iclpauv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Just tell them to List all the reasons instead<|eor|><|sor|>It's all about the mind Set<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Salt-Significance702 | icmm03e | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Did they give him any Pointers as to why he didnt get arrays?<|eor|><|soopr|>He had to pass through a class<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | icn7acx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/l00etv/what\_did\_the\_programmer\_quit\_their\_job/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | icm3ung | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Apparently where he works, arrays start a zero.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | icmi0dc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Must be beyond his job function.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ButchDeanCA | icmqgbx | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer quit his job?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he didnt get arrays<|eost|><|sor|>Did they give him any Pointers as to why he didnt get arrays?<|eor|><|soopr|>He had to pass through a class<|eoopr|><|sor|>Objectively speaking?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mechaPantsu | lijaqk | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the network engineer's favourite beverage?<|eot|><|sost|>CIDR.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | justcrazytalk | gn4887i | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the network engineer's favourite beverage?<|eot|><|sost|>CIDR.<|eost|><|sor|>I drink a lot of CIDR. That why IP so much.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | gn3i5n0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the network engineer's favourite beverage?<|eot|><|sost|>CIDR.<|eost|><|sor|>*clap clap*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | gn42c5w | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the network engineer's favourite beverage?<|eot|><|sost|>CIDR.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is class A.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Scriptman777 | gn3ksfm | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the network engineer's favourite beverage?<|eot|><|sost|>CIDR.<|eost|><|sor|>This one genuinly made me angry. Great dad joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 9to5Dude | zuptni | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny 'cause it's true.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | N2EEE_ | j1kqkvv | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny 'cause it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>Go to bed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j1ldmmp | <|soss|><|sot|>!false<|eot|><|sost|>It's funny 'cause it's true.<|eost|><|sor|>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/nqm41l/false/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/nqm41l/false/)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yyim5f | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flyhull | iwuci5o | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>42, and a lot faster than last time<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JQB45 | iwukw9b | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>42, and a lot faster than last time<|eor|><|sor|>Sure but due to unexpected inflation the answer is now 45.75.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | elssar | iwud1rn | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>Signed or unsigned?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reachparimi1 | iwv06fb | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>0(zero) - you come with empty hands into the world and leave with empty hands when you are done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_me_ur_happy_traiI | iwvyi3k | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>42, and a lot faster than last time<|eor|><|sor|>Sure but due to unexpected inflation the answer is now 45.75.<|eor|><|sor|>Actually wit... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EvilWizard99 | iwwslj3 | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>Signed or unsigned?<|eor|><|sor|>I assume signed is for the hard of hearing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NickUnrelatedToPost | iwuylyj | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>42, and a lot faster than last time<|eor|><|sor|>Caching?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keijodputt | iwugufq | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>42, and a lot faster than last time<|eor|><|sor|>Forty-two?!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flyhull | iwunh7m | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>42, and a lot faster than last time<|eor|><|sor|>Forty-two?!<|eor|><|sor|>Huh? (Since this is a generation later we have already forgot... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EvilWizard99 | iwwssnt | <|soss|><|sot|>"DeepThought, can you give me the answer to life, the universe, and everything - as an integer?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Do you want the short or the long answer?"<|eost|><|sor|>42, and a lot faster than last time<|eor|><|sor|>Caching?<|eor|><|sor|>no, last time there was a floating point error, so they just hard... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | w6nkr9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I love pressing F5.<|eot|><|sost|>It's so refreshing.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sup2pointO | ihfngsf | <|soss|><|sot|>I love pressing F5.<|eot|><|sost|>It's so refreshing.<|eost|><|sor|>reFre5hing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | classyDev | ihgvooe | <|soss|><|sot|>I love pressing F5.<|eot|><|sost|>It's so refreshing.<|eost|><|sor|>Ctrl + F5 is even more refreshing!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DaveDeveloper | 70nk5f | <|soss|><|sot|>I bet dating website codebases are littered with singletons.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | silix2015 | dn588b6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I bet dating website codebases are littered with singletons.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>This design matches the database.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jevin | 6pe59o | <|soss|><|sot|>What do programmer dads do in sunny weather?<|eot|><|sost|>Play TRY CATCH with their kids!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TetrinityEC | dkoqdiy | <|soss|><|sot|>What do programmer dads do in sunny weather?<|eot|><|sost|>Play TRY CATCH with their kids!<|eost|><|sor|>dad: THROW NEW ball
kids: WHILE TRY CATCH ball
Windows: BREAK
mom: RETURN ball <|eor|><|sor|>Uncaught exception NeighbourKeptBall<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I_am_10_squirrels | dkpa23e | <|soss|><|sot|>What do programmer dads do in sunny weather?<|eot|><|sost|>Play TRY CATCH with their kids!<|eost|><|sor|>FINALLY someone made this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | err_pell | dkpwu1j | <|soss|><|sot|>What do programmer dads do in sunny weather?<|eot|><|sost|>Play TRY CATCH with their kids!<|eost|><|sor|>dad: THROW NEW ball
kids: WHILE TRY CATCH ball
Windows: BREAK
mom: RETURN ball <|eor|><|sor|>Uncaught exception NeighbourKeptBall<|eor|><|sor|>`# The real joke is always in the comments`
EDIT:... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | POKEGAMERZ9185 | wmosyu | <|soss|><|sot|>How Did The Data Scientist Get His Girlfriend To Become An Attractive Model?<|eot|><|sost|>By training her.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lights-Camera-Axshen | ik1afmt | <|soss|><|sot|>How Did The Data Scientist Get His Girlfriend To Become An Attractive Model?<|eot|><|sost|>By training her.<|eost|><|sor|>Her: This is the last time I data scientist<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uhwhooops | ik0rd3e | <|soss|><|sot|>How Did The Data Scientist Get His Girlfriend To Become An Attractive Model?<|eot|><|sost|>By training her.<|eost|><|sor|>Git out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jonnymurdoc | ik0nkdp | <|soss|><|sot|>How Did The Data Scientist Get His Girlfriend To Become An Attractive Model?<|eot|><|sost|>By training her.<|eost|><|sor|>Haha, sensible chuckle<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ik291et | <|soss|><|sot|>How Did The Data Scientist Get His Girlfriend To Become An Attractive Model?<|eot|><|sost|>By training her.<|eost|><|sor|>UDMed her?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DestructionCatalyst | ik4cmk9 | <|soss|><|sot|>How Did The Data Scientist Get His Girlfriend To Become An Attractive Model?<|eot|><|sost|>By training her.<|eost|><|sor|>He trained her<|eor|><|sor|>r/yourjokebutyourjoke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | f8scu1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | -GLaDOS | fio8rkt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>Oof. Upvote++<|eor|><|sor|>Why would "Upvote" contain the total post score? Why not name it "Upvotes" or "Score"?<|eor|><|sor|>You seem to be laboring under the assumption we have good naming prac... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | finnelt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>Oof. Upvote++<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AlFasGD | finr86k | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>Oof. Upvote++<|eor|><|sor|>Why would "Upvote" contain the total post score? Why not name it "Upvotes" or "Score"?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SkinnyComrade | finxu2e | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>didnt get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nawordar | fio7gg7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>didnt get it<|eor|><|sor|>Perl is known for its regex flavor which is one of the most advanced. It also has some operators dedicated to regex.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JackSparrah | fiow0l9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>didnt get it<|eor|><|sor|>Perl is known for its regex flavor which is one of the most advanced. It also has some operators dedicated to regex.<|eor|><|sor|>I still dont get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|end... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | fip9ium | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>didnt get it<|eor|><|sor|>All upvotes here are Perl programmers. That's about it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zubenel0 | fips99y | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do I need to know regular expressions to operate this ship?<|eot|><|sost|>Oh, Perl Harbor.<|eost|><|sor|>didnt get it<|eor|><|sor|>Perl is known for its regex flavor which is one of the most advanced. It also has some operators dedicated to regex.<|eor|><|sor|>I still dont get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Perl p... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Totally_Generic_Name | e9btw5 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you add more flavor to your programs?<|eot|><|sost|>Throw in a boolean cube<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | notian | fahuyui | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you add more flavor to your programs?<|eot|><|sost|>Throw in a boolean cube<|eost|><|sor|>I always like to use salt in my hash.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xeirxes | faiks8e | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you add more flavor to your programs?<|eot|><|sost|>Throw in a boolean cube<|eost|><|sor|>I always like to use salt in my hash.<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke is sometimes contained within the comment section of the post<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GreenVortexStudios | fai42ac | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you add more flavor to your programs?<|eot|><|sost|>Throw in a boolean cube<|eost|><|sor|>I always like to use salt in my hash.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know what hash you be smoking while programming but I do like a nice blend off python haze and stackeroverflow skunk it gives you that AI type strain h... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | faifkme | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you add more flavor to your programs?<|eot|><|sost|>Throw in a boolean cube<|eost|><|sor|>I always like to use salt in my hash.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't know what hash you be smoking while programming but I do like a nice blend off python haze and stackeroverflow skunk it gives you that AI type strain h... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | faib50g | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you add more flavor to your programs?<|eot|><|sost|>Throw in a boolean cube<|eost|><|sor|>cooked python<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dannypas00 | faif579 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you add more flavor to your programs?<|eot|><|sost|>Throw in a boolean cube<|eost|><|sor|>I prefer adding some coffeescript<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BHatGuy | dxmiga | <|sols|><|sot|>Important_v2.5.txt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/HH5Vapx.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | brandonscript | f7u2gvr | <|sols|><|sot|>Important_v2.5.txt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/HH5Vapx.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/shubreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | abello966 | 70k3yd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are statistics programmers evil?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are always finding new ways to getMean()<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zamoose | dn3t337 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are statistics programmers evil?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are always finding new ways to getMean()<|eost|><|sor|>This joke should be dragged out into the median and left there. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vinsneezel | dn3u1iw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are statistics programmers evil?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are always finding new ways to getMean()<|eost|><|sor|>This joke should be dragged out into the median and left there. <|eor|><|sor|>It was pretty average. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | dn4aahe | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are statistics programmers evil?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are always finding new ways to getMean()<|eost|><|sor|>Because they R.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Oceanswave | dn3wkrw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are statistics programmers evil?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are always finding new ways to getMean()<|eost|><|sor|>This joke should be dragged out into the median and left there. <|eor|><|sor|>It was pretty average. <|eor|><|sor|>Is there no limit to the depths of your cruelty?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just ... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zamoose | dn3u2bw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are statistics programmers evil?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are always finding new ways to getMean()<|eost|><|sor|>This joke should be dragged out into the median and left there. <|eor|><|sor|>It was pretty average. <|eor|><|sor|>Is there no limit to the depths of your cruelty?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zamoose | dn3woob | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are statistics programmers evil?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are always finding new ways to getMean()<|eost|><|sor|>This joke should be dragged out into the median and left there. <|eor|><|sor|>It was pretty average. <|eor|><|sor|>Is there no limit to the depths of your cruelty?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just ... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | oql5m9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Who's against the ban on dyslexic people writing loops?<|eot|><|sost|>I, for one.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | simbico | h6eg96k | <|soss|><|sot|>Who's against the ban on dyslexic people writing loops?<|eot|><|sost|>I, for one.<|eost|><|sor|>you might need to iterate on this one a while. my humor is boundless but I won't give you a break here. while it's true that you've made a joke AND that I've read it, i ought to be laughing but I'm not. perhap... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 21trumpstreet_ | h6f68hy | <|soss|><|sot|>Who's against the ban on dyslexic people writing loops?<|eot|><|sost|>I, for one.<|eost|><|sor|>Mobile sucks, but
while i = got_it:
if funny == True:
stretch += 1<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bitflung | h6dx69b | <|soss|><|sot|>Who's against the ban on dyslexic people writing loops?<|eot|><|sost|>I, for one.<|eost|><|sor|>you might need to iterate on this one a while. my humor is boundless but I won't give you a break here. while it's true that you've made a joke AND that I've read it, i ought to be laughing but I'm not. perhap... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | h6f9oid | <|soss|><|sot|>Who's against the ban on dyslexic people writing loops?<|eot|><|sost|>I, for one.<|eost|><|sor|>you might need to iterate on this one a while. my humor is boundless but I won't give you a break here. while it's true that you've made a joke AND that I've read it, i ought to be laughing but I'm not. perhap... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FeelsKnight | h6f7hoe | <|soss|><|sot|>Who's against the ban on dyslexic people writing loops?<|eot|><|sost|>I, for one.<|eost|><|sor|>Mobile sucks, but
while i = got_it:
if funny == True:
stretch += 1<|eor|><|sor|>Shame Python doesn't have ++, this would flow even better with that. Flows super well, still!<|eor|><|eoss|... | 5 |
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